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Ah, oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh!

Ah!

Ah!

Look at this face.

Yeah!

Look at this!

Look out!

Oh, oh, oh!

Ah!

Oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh.

Ah!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh, oh!

Oh, oh!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ahh!

Ah!

Ah!

Whistling.

Crazy, isn't it?

She was about your age when I met her.

Of course, you wouldn't have been born then.

It's funny, isn't it?

How a chance meeting can change all my...

Oh!

She was so young.

Yet she was initiated into such dark secrets

that she alone could unleash pandemonium at will.

Palterson,

you're not going to be able to tell me

what you're doing.

I'm not going to tell you.

I'm not going to tell you.

I'll tell you a story.

I'll tell you a story.

A story of love,

sacrifice and revenge.

So startling that had I not personally been there to experience it,

I too would dismiss it as the ramblings

of a deranged mind.

Ah! Ah!

I was a young man.

I just graduated from college.

I was a brilliant student

and had majored in high maths,

Egyptology,

and the riddles of the cosmos.

Unfortunately, my research didn't pay the rent.

I'd taken a job as a surveyor

on a disused movie studio.

Within minutes, I was to meet the Dingo girl.

Left to die in the desert as a baby,

she'd been raised by wild dogs.

She's come to find her parents.

Our paths were destined to meet

in the lengthening shadows of Babylon.

That's so fair, is it already?

Get down to the front gate and wait for him there

so there's no more time wasted.

Yes, dear.

I want this place sold this week.

I am so sick of mystery.

Yes, dear.

E.B.

Yes, dear.

What are you doing with my scissors?

Nothing, dear.

You must never, never, never touch those scissors.

Do you understand?

Yes, dear.

One day, I might just have to kill you.

You know I couldn't live without you, darling.

Besides, I haven't finished my movie.

Damn your movie!

Get out of my sight!

Yes, dear.

And take those tenants with you!

You don't understand. They're just struggling artists.

They are less than human.

Yes, dear.

How are you?

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

You too.

That's it.

Yes, dear.

I'll be right back.

Let's go.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

My heart's beating fast.

My heart's beating fast.

My heart's beating fast.

I can't hold it!

Oh, he's banged.

Ah, Mr. DeWolf, I am your surveyor, Kale's leading hand.

You're late, Mr. Leadingham.

You're a particularly sloppy dresser yourself.

Let me show you around.

Sir, you've got a big job ahead of you.

Tell me, do you ever get strange vibrations in this place?

Oh, yes, all the time, Mr. Leadingham.

Used to be a movie studio, you know.

Really?

Oh, yes.

And before that, it was an amusement arcade.

Umrich! Umrich!

I'm filthy fucking rich!

Yippee!

Big bucks!

Umrich, hard cash.

I'm filthy fucking rich!

Nine, nine!

But not tonight, my fraud line!

Oobid pedal!

I've got just the ten.

An elixir vitae.

A hypnotic narcotic.

Well, it hurt?

I hope so.

Ah!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes, the place has been sealed up now for a few years.

It's completely empty, with the exception of a few trusted tenants, you know.

It looks haunted to me.

Oh.

Oh.

Excuse me, Mr. Leading-Hell.

Of course.

Mr. David!

Mr. David, I wanna talk to you.

Mr. David!

Listen, my wife is playing a mussel spell down here.

Can you hear me?

Mr. David!

Oh, you're down.

Mr. David.

Hi, I'm Kwe Lu, Leading-Hoon.

Damn zombies.

Kwe Lu's Sleezing Man.

Excuse me, Kwek Leading-Horn.

Lu's Sleezing Breed.

Wow!

I am Kwe Lu, Leading-Hoon.

Wow!

Don't tell me you've come about the ad.

I wasn't expecting anyone quite so soon, but, uh,

if you just stay here, I'll be with you in a moment.

Okay?

Excuse me.

Mr. Leading-Ham, do you think that we could get on with the adjab?

Do you think that we can, uh, make a start?

Perhaps.

It has started already.

Good, good, because time is money, you know.

Let's go.

Uh-huh.

So...

Darling.

No! Don't go there!

Oh, dear.

No, not there!

Let me take that.

Come with me.

I haven't introduced myself yet, have I?

My name is, uh, Ibi DeWolf.

I am the, uh, director of this movie.

And, uh, what was your name?

Ibi.

Are you there, Ibi?

Shh.

Ibi.

We'll just have to hide here for a moment.

It's part of a little improvisation that I like to give you.

I like both.

Shh.

Exactly what we need.

I know roommate.

Shh.

And such a pretty one.

No, you don't understand. She's mine.

What the...

She's alive.

Who's alive, dear?

The baby is alive.

Have you taken your medication today, dear?

Oh, for Christ's sake, you million-mouthed, creeping Jesus.

Look!

See?

It's her.

Why didn't she die?

Oh, she did die, dear. She did.

Remember the thing go took her?

The newspaper set, so this is just one of those sick jokes.

You know?

Damn.

What a bitch.

Such bad timing.

Maccassino deal and everything.

Would you like another drink?

Or maybe see your room.

She's very beautiful.

You can just tell she's got breathing.

She might be just what we need.

Oh, she doesn't have much to say.

Maybe she's shy.

Maybe she's deaf.

Maybe she's just dumb.

After years of studying strange aboriginal tales,

prospector stories and fan-tail rappers,

I have become highly attuned to parapsychic disturbances.

Yes, I only had to take one look at the girl's teeth

to realize that something about her wasn't quite right.

Yes, here were the beginnings of a cosmic whirlpool.

And I was about to be sucked in.

Who is it?

Open up. It's me.

It's too old for the door.

Crank, let me in.

Now you know who can't let you in here, okay?

I need to see the girl.

That's quite impossible.

This is my house. She answered my ad.

We don't want to force a poem,

but from now on we look after the girl.

We're her agents.

Oh, agents, you're a freak.

I need to see the girl for a couple of hours.

That's all just for screen test.

You ask her, she'll tell you, won't you?

Oh, my God.

What have you done to her?

Oh, I'm...

I'm going to see that she comes out of here this very instant.

Absolutely not, Mr. B.

A girl like her has to be protected.

Protected?

Protected by you?

You're not your ex-boyfriends and that little fascist nephew of yours?

Because I can hear the noises during the night.

I don't think that I don't.

Remember it, darling.

Was this concussion?

Maybe I was dreaming.

Whatever it was, I didn't want it to stop.

Hello.

I am leading ham.

Kale is leading ham.

Simmer down.

We are prisoners.

I would like to take off, but there's a hitch in my plan.

Of course.

You're right. I knew it.

Everything I've ever wanted can come true when you are around.

Of all the dumb things, I was falling in love with a dingo.

I knew this could only lead to trouble,

but I was crazy about her and didn't care.

I should have taken her out of there immediately.

The place was cursed.

We were surrounded by monsters.

Behind each door, the blood-sucking freaks.

And in each shadow, another horror.

Mr. B's tenets had long since been shunned and feared by civilized humanity.

Full power!

Knights, listen!

Denon, laugh!

Full power!

Look out!

Stop him! Stop him!

Full power!

There.

You satisfied now?

Really?

This is too much, Mr. David.

Hi.

I'm the new clone, Adrian.

Isn't he beautiful?

My new AIDS-free clone.

Oh, voodoo, Papa Doc.

Voodoo.

And now we went our way, it seems,

into witchery and dreams.

There's a lot of weirdos and wolves out there, you know.

And we don't want you spoiled.

Dingo, don't listen to them!

Well, look at this.

She's still got her cherry.

This girl's a Virgo intacta.

Perfect for breeding from.

It's what royalty you should know.

Oh, dear.

No, sis.

There'll be plenty of time for that.

After the wedding.

After the wedding.

After the wedding.

After the wedding.

After the wedding.

After the wedding.

Oh, there you are, darling.

What a place!

Don't worry, darling.

I'll save you.

Oh, dear.

What have I done to you?

Wake up, dear.

Wake up, darling.

I'm here.

Uh-oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fascists.

Oh, Eva.

She is beautiful.

No, no, you naughty boy.

Don't you spoil our fun.

That's for the honeymoon.

Weeding ham.

Weeding ham.

Weeding ham.

Up here.

Yes, Lord, I hear you.

I'm going to get you.

I'm going to get you.

I'm going to get you.

Weeding ham.

Up here.

It's me, Leeding Ham.

Oh, you must be.

Have you heard of Sirius?

Is that Sirius, Leeding Ham?

No, no, no. The Dog Star Sirius.

Harald of Armageddon.

Bringer of Sodomistic Frenzy.

It's rising tonight.

I'm falling!

Within three days,

we will experience a vernal equinox.

That will be the end of the world as we know it.

Bring that soveil up here immediately.

Oh, dear, this is clear as mud to me.

You're going to have to come and talk to my wife about this.

I need a mouthpiece.

Go and clean yourself up.

Hello.

I'm Leeding Ham.

Kale's Leeding Ham. I'm from...

Won't you come in?

I'm going to travel with the tinny.

It's broken.

My husband will join us shortly.

Would you care for a drink?

No, thank you.

I do hope he hasn't been pushing you too hard.

No, no, Mrs Bee. But it's the results that count.

Fast a drink.

Then we can talk reasons.

Oh, cheers.

Cheers.

E.B.! Mr. Leeding Ham is waiting.

Tell me, do you own this grand arena?

Yes, we do.

Tell me, Mr. Leeding Ham,

how long do you anticipate it will take to survey our home?

Yes, because the National Trust has slapped a heritage order in the building,

which, as you can appreciate, would stop all our plans

to develop the beautiful Japanese...

What my husband is trying to say is that speed is of the essence.

I must tell you something.

Of course, none of these acts are mapuret.

But it appears that you're...

Ah!

E.B.! E.B.! E.B.!

You've left us in a foolish position, E.B., and he is angry.

She is looking for you to want revenge.

I've discovered a major ley line in Australia.

No. No, you're mad. What are you saying?

No, not mad, Mrs. Bee. This could be the big one, the jackpot.

The witnesses have been dispatched.

They will terminate with extreme prejudice.

When she arrives, take her prisoner.

I understand, Mr. Biffle. No, no.

Yes, yes, the French, US-based, fine cat,

Brues, rock, and don to Bondi Beach and to...

These voices. Voices. Voices from the past.

See, your wife has got the vibe.

Aboriginals used to call these dreaming spots or boree places.

Dreaming? What are you talking about, you idiot?

Mrs. Bee, we're in the centre here.

A royal flush, cross flows, the apex, the core, the crux.

Mr. Leatonhand, you are a confused puddle.

Sadly, you're right.

But whatever dark secrets lie buried beneath this place,

they will rise up tonight and we will be forced to act them out.

All we need is somebody that is truly innocent.

The girl.

What girl? There is no girl there.

And the ritual has begun.

The time was running out and my love was in data.

There was a key to this whole thing and it must have been huge.

It has started already.

I had underestimated these tenants.

They had taken affairs into their own hands.

There was no time to call for help.

I would have to go in alone.

I made my move.

I'm sorry.

Dearly unloved, we are gathered here to join this two

in unpolished matrimony.

Disgraceful.

It has to be said that...

If there are any here among you who know just cause or impediment,

why we should not join these two in unpolished matrimony.

Speak now or forever all your peace.

Should it be me?

I mean what about her parents?

She's about to be given away by a fox.

Ah, fuck her father.

Quickly, I've got a ready.

I'm ready to take the queen.

Quickly!

Back! Back!

Back! Back!

Back! Back!

Back! Back!

Don't worry about it.

We're coming at you.

We're going down.

I'm not happy for this!

I'm sorry about that survey, dear.

I think he's got a few rats loose upstairs.

You know what he was talking about as well as I do.

It's about the girl. She's coming back if she isn't here already.

Here already? You must be mad.

I am the only sane one around here.

The girl is coming back.

We have got to hold her till the witnesses arrive.

The next morning I was angry.

I saw that I was wondering why a nice girl like that

wanted to stay with such creeps rather than be saved by me.

Why was she here?

I knew that I would need all my resources to get to the bottom of her.

I'm a little worried about Adolf.

His nose is getting bigger every day.

Your garam, this breed of...

Of all the little hitlers spread all over the world.

We have to end up with a run to the litter.

The sooner we breed from him, the better.

The better.

The better.

The better.

The sooner we breed from him, the better.

Such a small he says.

We can understand it.

What are you doing here?

I told you to stay at home.

You know I've got the hots for you. I had to follow you.

Well, you can't stay.

Well, thanks for nothing.

Dad saves you, brings you home to the den,

brings you up as one of the litter, and this is what we get.

We're brother and sister, you know.

A lot of con-talk and Romulus and Remus here.

The sex was great.

Our love was taboo-ding.

I knew I was different from the rest of the litter.

The time had come for me to find out why my parents had abandoned me.

Well, so are you here.

Shhh. Shhh.

The walls have ears.

There's secrets here.

There's something behind that green door.

And I'm gonna find out.

You know, this means, don't you?

You're home, baby.

Gee, that means your parents must be here.

They're really gonna freak, aren't they?

Sir, is that your idea of fun?

Oh, do you, cunt?

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

Oh, that's right.

Oh, that's right.

Well, thanks for the head job last night.

What are these mysteries that you've been initiated into, hm?

What is your name? Where are you from?

How you get there?

Oh, I'll start with the first.

Oh, I'll start with the first.

Oh, I'll start with the first.

She's never been taught to speak, so of course she can't talk.

Untainted by language, untamed by civilization.

The one true medium, and innocent.

But first she'll have to be able to speak.

All right, now repeat after me.

Uh, uh, scissor.

Scissor, scissor, scissor.

Well, perhaps that was a trifle difficult.

Perhaps we'll try something easier.

Say mama.

Mama.

Mama.

There you are, again.

Mama!

Very good. Very, very, very good.

All right, stick out your tongue.

Come on, stick out your tongue.

Uh, uh, uh.

See, very good. Good boy. You got it.

This is my tongue-y scoop.

Very good.

Interesting.

You are looking. You are looking for something.

It is here in this house. The answer that you seek.

I also see a green door. I see danger.

I see sacrifice. I see...

I see, Mr. Leadingham.

Finished the work already, are we?

I was just reading her tongue.

I think you should get on with the job, don't you think so?

I'm sorry about the mix-up yesterday, Missy.

We had minor production hassles in the office.

But the studio's ready now, so perhaps if you'd like to come downstairs,

we'll just shoot the tests.

Come along.

Come on, come in.

Don't be prideful.

Just relax.

Just stand over here in front of the backdrop.

Yes.

And I'll get a couple of shots, okay?

Lights?

Camera.

I just have to get some shots. Some test shots from my movie.

You see, I'm looking for something special,

sort of a new face or something, you know.

A certain kind of smile.

A special kind of feeling, you know.

Some people call it star equality.

Yes, sir.

I told you that you've got the most beautiful bones.

Now, perhaps if you just undo the blouse,

I won't look, okay?

Yes, yes, it's not easy being a producer, you see.

It's a bit cheap, back-standing business.

There's always someone out to get you.

Yes, okay?

Ah! Action!

That was a good low angle.

Oh, yes. I'm going to invent the course of special views.

Sick, sick, sick! This place is sick!

The moon is one revolution from a normal equinox

and Mercury is playing in a planet of love.

What does that mean?

It means, Mrs. B, that your husband is tampering with forces

that he cannot possibly understand.

I have come straight to the top.

Well?

Well, this girl that he's hired to be in the movie,

she holds more than screen presence.

She alone holds the secret to our destiny.

Is she here in the building?

I thank you, Mr. Leedonhand.

You have done the right thing in coming to me.

We have similar interests.

Perhaps we could help each other in this matter.

What does she look like?

Well, she's the wildest, youngest, most, and heavest.

Mr. Leedonhand.

Present company excluded, of course.

Are you sure that your involvement with this girl

is purely professional?

Ah, Mrs. B, I see. I cannot hide it from you.

Yes, it is true.

I love her.

Mr. Leedonhand, I think it's time for you to get down.

I'm not a pervert.

I mean, I mean, because most film producers

have taken land in a human situation like this.

But not me.

We would appreciate it

if you could arrange a meeting with this actress.

Okay, I think that if we just slip the dress, then...

Yes, yes, very nice.

Now, I want you to make me want to do it for it, okay?

You know what? Because you and I,

I mean, we could be friends.

You know what I mean?

No!

Hello? Mr. B, I know you're in there.

The G is up.

Is there anybody in there?

Mr. B, Mr. B, Mr. Leedonhand.

Shh!

Yes, Mr. Leedonhand, what is it?

It's about your wife.

Oh, my wife.

Oh, my wife.

Oh, my wife.

Oh, my wife.

Oh, my wife.

Oh, my wife.

What do you want?

Yes?

Mr. Leedonhand.

Something's come up which I think you ought to know about.

We've bitten off more than we can chew, Mr. B.

Your wife? My wife? Is she here now?

Ah, hello again.

My wife? Is she around now?

Your wife understands everything, it seems,

whereas you, Mr. B, I am disgusted.

You are despicable.

Well, you're fired, Leedonhand.

That's it, you're fired.

I'm fired while I'm not leaving.

It's too late for that.

There are forces surrounding the girl more powerful

than you can understand.

I've already been speaking to your wife about it.

Oh, no, my wife.

Okay, okay, I understand.

Don't kiss me.

Mr. Leedonhand, you've understand that I'm a sensitive artist.

You're out of footcake.

No, I'm a sensitive artist.

Well, maybe we could share the girls.

No.

After this, I cannot possibly trust you, Mr. B.

For now, I'm the girl who will be working with me.

Hello.

The bride might have solved your problem.

The bride? Who was the bride?

You know, that young thing.

She's the purest in the land.

Half an hour with her virginal blood

would have solved your entire immune deficiency.

Virginal blood?

Why do you hate me?

I don't hate you, you fucking idiot.

Oh, look at me. I'm a trash can.

You've got to help me, Doc.

Get him out of here.

I've got the money more than enough.

I'm sick of being rejected, Doc.

I'm sick of the girls laughing at me.

Make me erotic. Make me appealing.

I want animal magnetism.

You call?

I don't think that will be so difficult.

Cut the theorem!

Come on, come on.

Give me.

Yes.

Hell.

I can hear voices.

A larger jungle.

Get him out of here, I said.

I'm sorry, darling, but that severe is a complete thinker-food.

He's insolent, rude, and a complete fool to boot.

He has to go.

I want to see George, and he never works in this town again.

You brought her into my house.

Ooh.

Well, what, dear?

How could you?

After all the pain I have been through into my own home.

Dary God.

What's the matter now, dear?

It seems that you have been seen in the presence of some young,

semi-naked, pew-bessels.

Is this a blood? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Liar! Admit it.

All right, I admit it for Christ's sake, I talked to an actress.

What was her name?

I don't remember. I didn't get her name.

But I've been trying really hard, dear.

Try on his nose good enough.

What does she look like?

Well, it's kind of plain, really,

but she's got a wild innocence in her eyes, you know.

Damn it, it's hard.

I want to see this actress up here now.

Doctor, doctor, we need your assistance

with a delicate matter of breeding.

We wish to produce a great new Aryan rape.

Not with that little rant out of you, don't you?

We realize he has certain deficiencies,

but these will be corrected by breeding him

with a perfect Aryan virgin.

Magnolia!

Virgin?

Of course. Of course.

But it must be done scientifically.

The mass de-race must come from sterilized glass.

Virgo intacta?

Mit maiden head.

Hmm. It's possible.

It's possible. There are many things I must do.

Many, many things. The girl must be brought to me immediately.

There are tests I must do.

If I can only keep them apart for a few days,

I might be able to finish my movie.

Come, my little fashion victim.

This is Bea's a woman of great power and influence,

and would like to help us in our quest.

Cises? Mama?

You don't want to go in there, Mr. Leigh-Ean?

There's no need to be scared of the truth, Mr. Bea.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

Come, my little vegetarian. I'll take care of this.

Ha!

As the infertile fertilized offspring of one of the great dictators,

your testicle is the last item for my recipe.

My testicle? That's better after SARS than you raise.

Oh, but your father, Hitler, he only had one boy.

His friend, Ramal, had two, but one was small.

Yaron and Himmler, he was very similar.

And borrowed go-balls.

Go-balls had no balls at all.

Ah!

Arties! Arties!

Mere-mere-an-noir.

Who is the youngest of them all?

Not you, you witch. You're doomed.

What do you mean, doomed? I got the fetus.

Oh, I forgot to mention.

You have to find a fetus, not fertilized by a man, within 24 hours.

Or you will be a hag forever.

What do you mean? Talk to me!

Talk to me, damn you!

Enough.

Whilst the males are made from 600 to 800 pounds and be enormously powerful,

apes only have a two-inch penis.

So interesting.

What? Why is?

I'll examine the blood tonight, and we'll talk tomorrow.

Come on, money back!

You've got to be a dunny or so!

Wow, you've pumped up what a shit!

Come kill, doctor!

It's just animal magnetism!

What a speciality!

This boy's got hybrid vigor!

See, it's working already.

Doctor, make fun of Kong.

Kong takes sweet revenge.

No!

Hold it!

Music suits the savage accountant.

I have got nothing against you and your Nazi ratbag lesbian,

who has a roll of stating rights,

but this girl's got a date with a different destiny.

We've got a meeting with Mrs. DeWolf.

See ya.

Back, back! But what about?

But darling, I...

I admit it nice and warm.

Just like you like it.

I don't like it!

Suck you, I am a king of the town.

Don't excite yourself, honey child.

I am your mommy. Now, now, you stop that nonsense.

Come on, honey child.

Open up.

Just for mommy.

Here comes the train.

What the train?

Wake me, wake me!

Don't you talk like that to me!

You know how much I hate that language!

Now come on.

Oh, men.

What's there you come in here without knocking?

Who are you?

Mama?

Scissors.

It's easy enough for you to say.

But it wasn't so easy for me when God told me to sacrifice my child

as proof of my faith in Him.

But I proved it.

I went to the rock alone under a chill desert moon.

And I left my baby to her fate to be torn apart by wild dogs.

And I asked God if He was satisfied.

But He didn't answer.

He never, ever answered.

All I was left with was my dead baby.

Mama, I didn't die.

I've come back.

Go back to the past.

Where you belong.

Die then. Die.

Die.

Why God?

Die!

Why did He?

I didn't go! I didn't go!

I didn't go! God, my baby!

Pave it, Mrs. B.

Here you are.

I've been looking for you.

What have you discovered here?

It is a man pyramid.

Its appearance here can only mean one thing.

But we are rapidly approaching the big one.

Hey, what's with all the tears?

I know it's difficult, but I've got faith in you.

I love you, kid.

We're in this together.

I'm in a place where I've been.

Well, it's been a while.

I've been in life time.

I've been in love with the world.

I must run and inform Mrs. B.

No, Kales!

She was just here.

In this very room.

She's in Cahoot with the deep gold.

Who's in Cahoot, dear?

The baby.

She's here for revenge.

She's got the scissors.

I tried to kill her, but she wouldn't die.

Have you checked in your tab once here?

I'm not going to wait for the witness' service.

Mind if I do?

Somebody's got to kill her.

And you're going to do it.

No!

No!

You're mad!

You're mad! You're going mad!

M-A-D! And you're driving me mad!

Shhh! Those scissors!

And do it.

Do it! Now!

Now! Now!

Don't you remember? I buried the scissors long ago.

No one could have found them.

Okay, okay.

I'm going to get them up right now just to prove it to you.

Okay.

I've been laughing stock of Tinseltown.

I finally discovered Megastar.

Now I have to kill her.

It's really great directors, the weather.

Now, where did I put those scissors?

Good evening, ma'am. Police, don't stand.

Detective Sergeant Dick Dickerson

and this is policewoman Frances Bacon

from the very plain clothes squad.

We're making routine inquiries

into the disappearance of a paper boy.

Thank God you've come.

There's a mad girl on the loose. She just tried to kill me.

Lincoln, I know that Bacon. That's all very well, ma'am.

But we're more interested in the missing paper boy.

Well, she's probably tried to kill him already.

She's got long, blonde hair.

And she looks kind of like a dog.

She just slank down into the cellar.

And you haven't seen the missing paper boy.

What could I see?

I'm just a poor cripple in a wheelchair.

Ask Mr. David, the caretaker.

He knows everything that goes on around here.

Debbie Rash, Bacon, it's too fucking obvious.

Sorry, ma'am. Police talking.

The criminal mind of Bacon

works in a very complex way.

I dig up these scissors.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

People kill me. Maybe it's true.

Maybe the girl is back here.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Are you a bunch of looking for Mr. Ben?

Give them to me, Mr. Leaningham.

You're way out of your depth here.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

What a fool I've been.

You and Mrs. DeWolf are the longest parents

she has been looking for all the time.

You're an child.

And you are going to kill her.

You're involved in things here

that you just can't possibly understand, Mr. Leaningham.

And I'm here to see that you never do.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Come back here.

I just want to kill you.

Help!

Mr. Leaningham, I just want to bury the scissors in your back.

Help!

Ladies and gentlemen, your hope,

Mr. David.

And welcome to the Club Zombie.

Palace of Lost Souls and Pleasure Garden,

a vice corruption and wickedness.

Ladies and gentlemen,

corrals, feast and titillate yourselves.

For tonight, we will paint the town with blood.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Where is the girl? Have you found her yet?

I'm sorry, dear, I got caught up.

Oh, you're such a stubborn.

He's not the man.

He's a rebel.

Hello, my good zombie.

Tell me, could you make me a whole meal margarita?

All right, could you tell me what you have to drink?

I'll put it into a cocktail.

That sounds a lot safer.

Make that stew.

Two peggy.

Grassy.

Cheers.

Gotta watch these zombies make a damn mess of you.

It's not just the zombies, my young friend.

They're all the flexing, all logs and slug beds and busters.

Come on, all right.

You can't say which time, make them get it, huh?

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Yes!

Cheers.

Very very tasty.

Sir, the nun says...

Will you come now, Adolf?

The doctor needs to see to work with you.

You'd like to pull over the fair price.

Well, get out of the way.

Come on, sis, just one more time, you know what love is?

Well, hurry up then.

I'm in a life-and-death situation, all you can do is think about sex.

A fetus not fertilized by a man.

How could that be, darling?

Many, many, many ways.

You can try bestiality.

Why, you're not friend cold.

All right, suck death, you lousy beast!

Ah!

Let's go!

Woo!

Surely eat Tru und�ha-dra.,

but surely open be masters in guld,

forever it will be.

You may eat the vicar,

but you'll never earn your�� vermice.

The interesting thing is here,

a friend of dev Once defecates.

Listen, friends!

What was the term against ven quê?

A friend of dev.

Disgusted.

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together

and clap your feet for Marvel the Magician.

All right.

Ladies and gentlemen, can I?

From the Ouija boards of Haiti, from the tombs of the pharaoh,

I, Marvel, bring you an act of boitry.

But first, I shall need a volunteer from the audience.

Yeah.

Ah!

No, no, no.

Come on.

Yeah!

Come on, baby.

Come on.

Beautiful.

That's your name, sweetie.

She doesn't have a name.

And where are you from?

Well, how about that?

She's all the way from Ans Rock.

This is that fantastic.

Let's give her a big round of applause.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Well, if you'll just nibble to this box here,

we'll flabbergast this mobby crew.

Ah!

Pin and trap within this one.

Stay without, let follow none.

Soon with care,

I will have a free meet tonight

with destiny.

Spirits land your cunning aid,

gassouts behold her, I'll be...

Hold everything!

What's wrong with you, you deceased presto-digitator?

Don't you know any card tricks?

Help me, they're trying to kill her.

Okay, okay.

Stop that!

Ah!

Go into the light, you feeling him?

Help! Help! Mr. David!

Look it down!

It is saying in the light.

Look it down!

Look it down!

What is it?

Oh, no!

It's a discotheque, it's a description.

Dingo girl!

Oh, Mr. Taylor!

Mr. Taylor!

Oh, no!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Be scuffed, Muska.

Mousketier, get me, get me out of here!

Darling.

Darling, daddy's home.

What do you mean?

Another aid office has been chosen.

And from a kaboots?

No, it's not Israeli, Führer.

No, there is only one Führer, and I am he.

No, no. Thousands of in vitro adults were placed in cities throughout the world.

Until such time as one was selected,

who would lead the glorious fifth Reich.

Now that the new adult has been chosen,

all other adults must be put down.

Put down?

Now, who is a Führer?

Yula!

And now, they can rescue my queen!

I am not your real father.

You see, darling, the marriage was never, was never consummated.

It's nothing personal, nearest, but it's just that, it's just that it's God's will that you die!

You guys, get out of here!

Catch this all! There is not much time, and it's the night's hours.

Okay, I'll do it, see you later.

Yula, leave here, come on.

I'm sorry, dear, I nearly got her.

You stupid pimp! You let her go again!

Sorry about the wall, it was bound to happen anyway.

You, my feraline, I will destroy cities.

For you, I will eliminate all opposition.

They will subject a humanity.

Revenge, yes, revenge!

Together, we will take out revenge!

Why, you kill them, or they'll fucking kill you.

Adults of all over the world will be exterminated,

for I pursue my dreams with total fanaticism,

and I know that nothing can get in my way.

They will yet master some means.

Kill! Kill!

To the Babylon, to myself!

Kill! Kill! Kill!

Kill! Kill! Kill!

Kill! Kill! Kill!

Kill! Kill! Kill!

Kill!

I've got her, darling.

I got her.

I got her, dear.

So this is what a marijuana party looks like.

What's that?

Where is she?

She's in nothing.

The lights went out in a nothing.

I'll fix that.

You have the secret...

of sacrifice.

I'm gonna have my revenge.

Your death can be sweet revenge.

Taste.

No!

Mine!

Together we start a new race.

Start with Bang Bang.

Stand aside!

I am the Prince of Darkness and she's to be my bride.

No way, sucky bet.

Girl, mine.

Me, Kong.

Yours?

Be realistic, Kong.

What sort of life would it be for a girl with a base primate like you?

True love.

Naughty Kong.

Okay, Kong, the gig is up.

Girl, love, Kong.

None of you are mucking around.

I've got something that'll fix your little red wagon.

Shit!

Kong, like I said, it's time...

No.

No.

No.

No.

Sit.

Stay.

Look, you've got to be a virgin. What have they done to you?

You're acting like an info.

Why don't you want me?

Pussy, pussy, wet, wet.

Pussy, pussy, wet, wet.

Where did you learn to say that?

Look, my girl, you've got a roll to fulfill.

There's a lot of people around counting on you to have no sex.

Non-zero-ton-ze, yeah?

Not much time left.

I can feel it.

You're on a move.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Get your hands off her, you dirty stature.

You're on her, you stay up.

You can go, go, go, go, go, cheap.

You got a little blot?

Take her arms.

Help me, let's get out of here.

It doesn't look like a blot.

Oh, my God.

I got to the woods today, and it's a little blot.

Hey, the blot is sickening.

Come on, you dead people.

Bears, bears, bears, bears, you know.

Bears have got my baby.

Bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears.

Oh, bears, bears, bears, bears.

There's a day that day bears have a picnic.

Where are we going?

The potent one has sent us.

Why?

She's going.

We're doomed.

You're doomed.

What about me?

I should never have given him this serum.

Fuck the girls.

I've got to find a human egg, not a man inseminated.

Why don't you just fuck Kongs then?

Kong with politics now.

Girls do fuck.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

No.

No.

No.

No, it will be done.

Damn it.

Is there nothing more than dust which fills my shells?

I drag my life through learned bric-a-brac and Faustian dialogue

and learn that mortals mostly live on misery's rack.

No.

No, it's a ghost.

It's a ghost.

It's water.

We want it water just like a cat.

Oh, and his tag.

What do you think?

She's so pretty.

She's so pretty.

Who are you?

I am the Holy Ghost.

Well, he used to be anyway.

Took Kong, peaked me out of the Holy Trinity.

Well, it's all because of you.

It started when God wanted a second son.

Sent me down to fuck PB.

Well, next thing she's pregnant and you're born.

Boy, where's God's shitty?

Whoever hoi, the female Messiah already, he said.

Sexist P.

Messiah?

Yes. He condemned you to death.

Banished me to Babylon. Turn me black.

Hello.

You meet a better class of people that way.

It was only the intervention of the Dingoes that saved you.

The Dingoes?

I knew they weren't my real parents.

They're not real Dingoes either.

They're pagan gods.

No.

But that's only half of it, baby.

Everybody thought you were dead

till you came back to Babylon.

Now the word's out and there's a contract out in your life.

I hear they're gonna try and sacrifice you again.

You've got to save me.

Hey, I'm nobody these days.

I'm sick.

You wouldn't happen to be a virgin, do any chance?

Well, I think we might just be able to help you.

I know of a certain little initiation right.

I'm like some of these primitive local tribe.

Who are you?

I'm your daddy, baby.

The blood is perfect.

The homogenic plasma is liquefied.

I'm going to be free.

It's like nothing I've ever seen.

During the insemination,

I will soften off the necessary amount of blood

and our Nazi sisters will never notice.

She's bad. Our girls come bad.

The operation can go ahead.

She's a phoenix.

It's like Dallas in 16-3.

You have the seed?

No.

What's wrong?

The pudenda has been penetrated.

The shame hall has been violated.

She is pregnant.

Pregnant?

I'm Jack Ruby.

Who did this?

This is a laboratory, not a lavatory.

You're a naughty, naughty boy.

No, naughty, naughty boy.

No, push in the eyes.

I am Zephira, the father of all children.

And I must have an heir.

Shut up, Begum!

Poco-Wenden on the side, Dickerson here.

There's trouble in Babylon. It's chaos.

It's the devil thing you've got.

What? What do you mean by bacon on?

Make your own fucking breakfast!

Mr. Cung!

Mr. Cung, that's breaking the conditions of your lease.

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to tell my wife about this.

Come, squad, squad.

Yeah!

That's just my life savings you're spotting on there, you know.

Good morning, Miss B. Having some trouble?

Yeah, Mr. Cung.

When did you do it?

When did you fuck the virgin? She is pregnant!

Pregnant?

Fucked virgin? Well, it must be an immaculate conception.

Immaculate conception?

Oh, lucky day.

Oh, take a look now, but the ape has a gun!

No!

Put her, put her!

I see you, you fucking bastard!

I see you!

Put her!

I don't know whether to slap your face

or congratulate you after last night.

You slut!

Chaos, I can't stand it anymore.

I want to get out of here.

This is a boring zone and the moon is full.

This house has secrets and I'm going to find out tonight what they are.

We'll put on a show they'll never forget.

Don't you understand? My life's in danger.

As much as I like you, Kels, I'm getting out of here.

But this is too important! You will be safe in here.

I'm going to get ready. I know exactly what I'm doing.

I'm sorry, but we're just far too busy to be waiting.

Anyone in here at the moment? Besides, it's a closed set.

Well, Mr. Beaths, showtime at last I can feel it in my re-box.

We're having a little performance tonight. I've written you a few lines.

It's an excellent touch, plant with passion, and I think you'll surprise yourself.

Looks like a good crowd, Mr. Leadingham.

Absolutely. We've got a hit on the line.

I'm sorry, but we're just far too busy to be waiting.

Anyone in here at the moment? Besides, it's a closed set.

Oh, my God, Mr. Leadingham!

Absolutely. We've got a hit on our hands, E.D.

I can feel it.

My idea was simple and devilishly brilliant.

I'd contrived a small play and had written parts for each tenant.

They were in a desperate frenzy, and something had to give Sue.

Within the hour, I would exercise the secret of this house.

As the hero and leading player, I was to enter at the climax

of the pagan ritual, only then would I be able to escape with the Dingo girl

and live happily ever after.

No. Who made you pregnant?

Don't want to end up in ugly duckling, do you?

Is it the doctor?

Come.

Little Adolf.

Tucked down.

I'll find out.

You'll know my words.

Hello, Mr. DeVolfe.

Wow.

Hello, Mr. DeVolfe.

Good to see you again.

Have you been? Nice to see you.

Pleasure to see you.

Yes.

And so now, as king of the cockroaches,

I'm immune from the petty diseases which are caused by the disease.

The diseases which inflict themselves upon humanity.

You just watch out for the petty exterminator, boss.

Good evening, madman. There's a man of loose on the premises.

We're evacuating the whole building.

Really, Detective Sergeant Dick Dickerson.

Don't you think you're overacting?

People have been under pressure here, but mad.

No. We're quite safe. This is our home. We're all right.

Thank you, ma'am.

Will we be able to get out of here?

Yes.

Darling, you can walk. Yes.

I'll kill her.

Time's up. Fuck you.

He being that is not a good thing.

I'm not going to let you go.

I'm not going to let you go.

He being that is the work of the law. Let her be.

No. This vector will haunt me no more.

You have done very well, Pee-Pee.

Come, Bovella. We must leave Mother alone with the girl.

Louisiana. Louisiana in the highest.

Behold the lamb at the altar.

Now you must be prepared for sacrifice.

God has revealed to me that if you have not fulfilled your role

and played out the prophecy within 24 hours,

he will smite the world with fire and brimstone, plague and pestilence.

For the sake of humanity, you must die.

Your name will live on forever, amongst all God-fearing Christian folk.

For we are here to bear witness.

Let me, that sickening sergeant, get a victory!

My God, everywhere I go doesn't matter what I do,

surrounded by bloody cowboys.

Good evening.

No, no, you've done enough damage. Keep them down.

I am K.L. C. Ham. Welcome to Babylon.

Relax and enjoy yourself.

Will somebody please listen to me?

Tell that cowboy to put his gun away. It's not bonanza.

These people are not fools.

You are dealing with superluminal energies of the brain.

Superluminal energies of the brain?

Very nice, Doctor.

Get some sedatives and water.

These people are not nuts and monsters.

They are vulnerable spirits.

In seven minutes this place will bear its most powerful time

and gravity will bend.

The parcels within this building will be forced to act out a nightmare.

Your assistance at this time would be appreciated.

Once the performance has begun, there will be no turning back.

But play yourselves!

Did you get her?

No, I did not.

The witnesses are here.

I know. I'm the aged.

I am holding you fully responsible for this mess.

If it wasn't you, furballs, who was it?

It was the ghost.

Oh, who's?

Sist. She is not pregnant to a mortal man.

Ladies and gentlemen, when we're all gathered here,

I'd just like to make a little announcement.

But first, I'd like to propose a little toast

to our last day in this place.

What do you mean, L.A.?

Well, what I'm trying to...

What my husband is trying to say is that you all have to leave.

We are done in this place.

And we want it emptied.

That's right.

Come, squat, squat.

What about my work?

The girl. It's the Meshuganid girl who's caused all the fackacta trouble.

I knew she's been pulling us all along.

She's not even an actress.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your five-minute call.

But the place, the thing...

For a murder, though it hath no tongue,

will speak with most miraculous organ.

I'll have these players play something that suits my plan.

Boy, are things hotting up outside.

The moon is up and the place is jumping.

Everybody knows their parts.

I'm scared.

Oh, everybody feels that way on opening night.

Look at me. I'm a bundle of nerves.

You don't know the ending.

Ah, yes, but I know that we have to confront the past.

Only then can we get out of here.

Oh, torts, just imagine you and I alone

know pesky monsters to spoil our plans.

Happy in each other's arms.

But wait!

I am Tisk, son of Tutt.

If anything goes wrong, I'll stop the whole thing.

I promise. Okay?

Okay?

Always the one surrounded by...

There's no need for that.

Come, don't worry about them.

You just concentrate on your plan.

Remember, we are counting on you to start.

And don't forget, if anything should go wrong,

look to me and I will feed you the cube.

Remember, kids, if she should forget her lines,

we'll help her upward way.

Remember, we're all pulling for you.

Distract him.

I missed the leading hand.

I was wondering whether I might be able to interview you

before the show.

An interview.

Yeah.

Personally, I want to one you, son.

I'll come with me to the concert lounge.

Excuse us, darling.

This'll just be a fad of stuff.

Where are you going?

No!

What do you want with me?

You're a child with...

Quick at this seat.

Tent and views.

For ruin and our lives.

For theme to yuck.

You're being a faithful woman.

You know what you are?

You picked it.

You like something out of an old movie.

You're dealing with vampires and virgins.

Nazis and paper boys.

The rest of the world is grappling with the power

to destroy itself.

Don't be fooled by this nightmare.

Stand up and reclaim what is yours.

Listen to her!

Kill her.

Kill the girl.

We want her to land.

Keep us down.

elephants

Keep us down.

elephants

Keep us down.

elephants

Keep us down.

I don't want to die like this.

Why is it always me

It has to be sacrificed.

Father, why has thou forsaken me?

I've missed my cue. You've made me miss my cue.

She's dead. Dead. She's dead.

Come back for a bleeding end.

What have you done? You've killed her.

The only new Messiah and she's dead.

I'm sorry. I thought our paths were intertwined, but now you're dead.

You filthy pagans. I've taken your quaint rights too far this time.

I'm not dead.

It's a miracle. It's a miracle she lives.

It's no miracle, dear Kale.

What?

I came to Babylon to make sense of this crazy life of mine.

Aha!

And I landed in a nest of vipers.

Oh, darling, you're not.

You, my father.

You, my mother.

Look, I don't care. I don't care what any of you have done.

But I'm not going to die to save this world.

Don't let her down! You are not formed in the likeness of God. You are a monstrous aberration.

Oh, Christ of John.

She must die.

Well, I'm breaking free.

You must die on the cross.

Give her a chance. Give us all a chance to live.

Dare to be different.

This girl is a particular out of pair and this show is going to finish exactly the way I planned.

So wow, you dirty pagans.

I may have an ethical problem, but I've felt one certainly.

Back in pagan times.

Die! Die! Die!

I knew you wouldn't forsake me, Dad.

Hell, little pig.

My sword! Stop taking control of this building.

Are you coming with me to Neutrino Minus or are you staying here?

Coming to Neutrino Minus. That's what I was talking about all the time.

I don't expect to believe all this, but all of this has been written by me.

I'm coming.

He's been back since the time.

I am a...

...be satisfied.

Beautiful. Yay!

If I ever need my neighbor

and I'm not one to pose.

Only for my...

...peace of mind.

But on the wrong side

sad are the stories told

but on the right side

I'm the same life and home.

Last year, the question

have you heard our nature's law?

You have to be fit to survive

but there's deep right wide

deception and exceptions to you.

This song are not fit to be alive.

You're leaving.

You don't need me.

There's no love to lie.

You have failed me

in the past and for all time.

Wait, somebody's changed the ending.

Wait, look, I found my book.

Look, don't leave me here. I've written all this.

Look, look, I've proved it.

Don't stop!

What the place burned down years ago, Mr. Leadingham?

Now just from crime scene, we've got your ambulance waiting for you.

There's a good day.

That was 33 years ago.

33 years of living hell.

33 years ago she left me waiting on this stupid rock.

I've waited and waited.

And once again the forces of the cosmos

opened their arms to me.

Are you frigid?

God, just destiny!

Have you had your fun?

Are you satisfied now?

No, no, no.

There's a second time for me.

Oh, no, no, no.

Can you listen to that, Mr. Leadingham?

No, no, I'm never going back with you.

I've got a date with destiny.

I'm joining my friends.

The only people who have understood me anyway.

The sadness leading up the hill now,

cosmic elephant, you've been danced on the rocks below.

Oh, that's creepy, isn't it, every girl?

Huh?

If we shadows have offended, think but this.

And all is mended.

The jubibbut slumbered here whilst these visions did appear.

And this weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream.

I know, I know

We'll be the first to see our best side,

not ours.

Is anyone here?

I understand my girlfriend.

I understand my girlfriend.

Just the truth she's on.

Is anyone here?

I understand my boyfriend.

Oh, he's coming out, he's close to now.

He needs a friend of his.

Is anyone here?

I understand my lover.

I understand my lover.

Just the truth she's on.

Is anyone here?

I understand my girlfriend.

Oh, he's coming out, he's close to now.

He needs a friend of his.

Is anyone here?

I understand my girlfriend.

Oh, he's coming out, he's close to now.

He needs a friend of his.

I understand my girlfriend.

Oh, he's coming out, he's close to now.

Is anyone here?

I understand my girlfriend.

I understand my girlfriend.

I understand my girlfriend

I understand my girlfriend

And I'll stay so near her

I understand my girlfriend

And I'll stay so near her

And I'll stay so near her

And I'll stay so near her

I understand my girlfriend

And I'll stay so near her

And I'll stay so near her

And I'll stay so near her

And I'll stay so near her

I understand my girlfriend

And I'll stay so near her

And I'll stay so near her