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You shouldn't leave your tools lying around the house.

You might lose them.

Maybe you can finish it tomorrow.

Randy is trying to rest.

He's not feeling well.

Okay.

I guess I'll be going now.

Wait. I have something for you to take care of upstairs.

I hope you don't mind staying, mate.

I can't stand another evening like this.

What exactly did you have in mind?

Some work on my bed.

Think you can handle it?

Sure can.

Good. The legs keep falling off.

They probably need to be screwed.

Randy, dear, it's getting late.

I think you should go to sleep now.

Are you feeling any better, darling?

How's your tummy?

It feels okay.

Well, if it really bothers you, I can get you a hot water bottle.

Oh, Mom, I'm not a baby anymore.

I'm not a baby anymore.

I'm not a baby anymore.

I'm not a baby anymore.

Oh, Mom, I'm not a baby anymore.

I feel fine.

Well, all right.

Are you sure you wouldn't like a cup of tea before you go to sleep?

No, it's all right.

I don't feel that bad anymore.

All right.

Go to sleep now.

Night.

Night, Mom.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Would you like something to eat?

Yeah.

There's not much in the house, but...

There's plenty right here.

, R vois,

There was a light beforeور

paid to sing two in one night.

Put your own car back in your home

That was so pretty.

I fine with that.

I threw up all night

and they showed that it only was you got to drink,

I see yuha

Asりません

Nobis

It seems like all you have is a mouth maker

Thi

Other ones to collect....

Something with a talisman

the spirit of women

That will know

Sotanus, then it may come on a curry.

Sotanus, then it may come on a curry.

Sotanus, then it may come on a curry.

Sotanus, then it may come on a curry.

Sotanus, then it may come on a curry.

Sotanus, then it may come on a curry.

Sotanus, then it may come on a curry.

Sotanus, then it may come on a curry.

Sotanus, then it may come on a curry.

Sotanus, then it may come on a curry.

Sotanus, then it may come on a curry.

Sotanus, then it may come on a curry.

Sotanus, then it may come on a curry.

Sotanus, then it may come on a curry.

Sotanus, then it may come on a curry.

Sotanus, then it may come on a curry.

You're a lovely little piece of ass.

Come taste my cock.

Leave me alone. Go away.

Come sweet meat. Fuck me.

No, I don't want you.

You must. You invoked me.

But I did it for fun. I just think it would really work.

I'll give you some fun for your cunning foolishness.

How's this for fun?

I have a lot more fun in store for you.

Your last hole will be my home.

Good morning, sugar. Are you feeling any better today?

Good morning, mom. I feel okay, I guess. I had such a weird dream.

Oh, well. That sometimes happens when you're not feeling well.

I have to go downtown today. You'll be all right, won't you?

Sure. George is coming by to work on the sink.

Okay.

Well, bye, darling.

If you go out, dress warmly.

I will.

I still want a big car, don't you?

What?

He says coming home is my hope.

We have a burning thing...

Or what?

I can't take any time anywhere.

And don't you forget it.

Stop it!

Oh, Randy.

What?

I just came to fix the lake.

All right, go ahead.

I won't be long. Just try to miss pipe.

I'll take your home, Churchie.

Okay.

That should do it.

Why don't you stick around?

Shut up!

Huh? You want me to stay?

No. You better leave now.

Okay.

Come up and sing tonight.

You motherfucker.

I sure will, sweetie.

See you later.

Our new math professor is so cute.

What?

Mr. Mitchell. Don't you like him?

Oh, he's all right.

I can't stop thinking about him.

Today he was staring at me.

So I crossed my legs and it made my skirt right up.

And his eyes nearly popped out.

Oh, big deal.

What's the matter with you?

I always listen to you when you talk about Mr. Oates.

Debbie, remember when you were a little boy?

I was a little boy.

I was a little boy.

I thought it was a little boy.

Debbie, remember that book I showed you?

The one on witchcraft?

You mean the one with all the spells and pictures in it?

Yeah, that's the one.

Well, you think that's stuff sexy, don't you?

Look.

I had the weirdest thing happen to me last night.

I think it's just plain dumb.

I mean...

you're not going to attract men that way.

They'll just think you're a weirdo.

Listen, I think I made the devil appear and he tried to rape me.

Oh, come off it, Randy, the devil.

You know, I don't know about you lately. You're getting real nutty.

First I thought it was a dream, but today it still seems so real.

I don't know what you're talking about. It all sounds crazy to me.

Listen, what say we go over to Cafe Fresco and have a soda?

There might even be some actors there.

No, let's just go over here for a while.

Okay. I suppose we could sit here for a while if you want to.

Maybe some cute guys will come along.

Wish the sun would come out. Always brings out the highlights in my hair.

I'm still sore here from what the devil did to me. He even made it talk.

Are you on drugs or something? I mean, that's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But it's true. It even talked today.

It was horrible.

What do you mean it talked?

That's impossible.

You must be hearing things.

Listen to this, you horny bitch.

What?

Mitchell, think you're a cock-teasing twat.

You're disgusting.

Debbie, it wasn't me. It's the devil. You're a creep.

He's a peach-fuzz pussy.

George, what are you doing here?

You asked me, remember?

Get your clothes off and sit your cock in me, quick.

No, don't. I didn't say that. Leave me alone.

A tease, huh?

Randy wants you. Don't look.

That's what I'm here for.

I'm here to help you.

I'm here to help you.

I'm here to help you.

Don't look.

That's what I'm here for.

You sure change when you get turned on, don't you?

Randy wants you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Come on. Fuck. Move it.

Relax, baby.

Get it off, rubber dick.

You're really unimproved.

I want more, you imbecilent cock sucker.

Let go of me.

Hey, you're really crazy.

Let go of my clock.

You want to go, Georgie?

Okay.

Randy, what's going on?

Who's that man?

Brother.

You're the one that killed me.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

You're not the one who killed me.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Who's that man?

Father, I don't know.

Oh, what's the matter?

Holy, couldn't you fuck with us shit?

Randy, I've never heard you talk like that before.

I can't help it.

I feel terrible.

Mom, what's the matter with me?

I'm going to call Dr. Morban.

First thing in the morning.

Go back to bed, all right?

Go back to bed.

You'd better find a big doctor stuff up you, Randy Ho.

Or it's going to get worse.

Please, stop.

Leave me alone.

Please, my ass.

You can't stand it.

So shut up and stop telling me.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Would you like some more coffee, Dr. Morban?

Oh, no thanks.

But I'll have one of these.

Please continue.

Well, Randy just hasn't been herself lately.

She was feeling better, but then last night

I just don't know what to think.

Well, is she still having those stomach cramps?

No, it's not that.

She talked to me in the strangest way last night.

Strange?

Yes, using a different voice and such language.

Well, had she been drinking?

Of course not.

Well, at least I don't think so.

You know how girls are at her age, play acting,

trying things out.

I'll have a look at her.

Yes?

Adore her thickness in Malimer.

That'll be $28.75.

I'll take care of it later.

All right, thank you, ma'am.

By the way, I have a little something

I want to discuss with you after you're done with Randy.

All right.

Hello, Randy.

Hi.

You know your mother's been quite worried about you.

Yeah.

How have you been feeling?

OK.

I'm just going to give you a brief examination.

OK.

Well, I think we're going to have to lift this up.

We can do that later.

Let's take this all the way off.

OK.

A steady heartbeat.

Oh, you're getting warmer, Doc.

Shut up.

What'd you say, dear?

Oh, Doc, this is where the action is.

That's very strange.

That tickles.

Eat me, you son of a bitch!

Huh!

Doc!

Doc!

Come on, Doc!

Pick up my car!

Get out of here!

You know your anatomy, you old cunt lover.

Deeper, Doc.

Stick your tongue all the way in.

More!

Doc!

Doc!

Doc!

Oh, come on, Doc!

Pick up my car, so that...

Doc!

What's going on?

Stop, stop, let me go!

Doc, can't breathe!

Are you all right?

Such behavior from a doctor.

She's an infomaniac.

And that ventriloquist trick she does.

It's weird.

What are you talking about?

Mrs. Maldemire.

She should see a psychiatrist.

Or a stud service.

Mom?

Mom?

Granny darling, come sit down, my mother.

I want to have a talk with you.

After all, you are a young woman and men obviously find you attractive.

But mom?

Wait a minute, let me have my say.

I know it's hard for you.

Mom, you don't understand.

Of course I do.

I was your age once, you know.

But what I'm trying to say is, you seem to bring up the beast in men.

Oh, shit.

Randy, that's rude.

I can't help it.

It's awful.

I had this terrible dream.

Of course, dear.

Erotic dreams are normal at your age.

But it wasn't a dream.

Not really.

I can see that you're very confused.

And I'm not surprised after all you've been through with those letters.

Come in.

That must be the nurse I hired to take care of you.

Oh, shit.

Get out with dildo.

Randy, please.

Oh, hello.

Hello.

My name is Prudence Enfasoria.

I believe you called for a trained psychiatric nurse.

That's right.

I'm Mrs. Maldimer.

And this is my daughter, Randy.

How do you do?

Well, where is the patient?

My daughter is the patient.

I see.

Yes, she's been having a hard time lately.

Not hard enough.

It's very difficult.

Men seem to lose control around her.

It seems to be affecting her emotionally, I'm afraid.

I understand perfectly.

Men are such swine.

Excuse me, sir.

Well, how are we feeling today, Randy?

I believe a candidate should have a much personal contact with a nurse.

A personal contact with the voters of his district as possible.

I think that's wonderful.

Well, Randy, would you like to show me to your room?

Go fuck yourself.

I hope I can count on your support, Mrs. Maldimer.

You certainly can, Mr. Lucious Watergag.

Gets in quick.

Watergag?

We're going to have a nap, Mrs. Maldimer.

That's my daughter, Randy.

Sure, she's a prick.

What did she say?

Sorry, I'm sick.

Won't you come inside for a minute?

Thank you.

Please call me Lucious.

Well, Lucious, won't you make yourself comfortable?

Well, I think so.

There.

Would you like a drink?

Anything would be fine.

You know, I could have sworn your daughter said that.

Show me your prick.

Well, actually...

You'd needn't cover up for her.

I wasn't that fit and embarrassed.

Well, she has been acting strangely lately.

I'm quite an advocate of sexual freedom.

In fact, it's part of my campaign.

I think that's wonderful.

I'm glad you feel that way.

Some wine?

Wine.

I'm out of wine. How about some scotch?

Okay.

You know, I hope I can feel free with you.

I'm not going to be a fool.

I'm not going to be a fool.

I'm not going to be a fool.

I hope I can feel free with you.

I hope you do.

Oh, there's no scotch.

How about some bourbon?

That's it. If I gave you, you should calm your nerves and make you sleep.

I don't think it will.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Well, your temperature is normal, anyway.

Oh, you should have stuck it in here where it's hot.

What did you say?

The devil said it.

He's down there.

My, my, you do have some strange ideas, don't you?

Fuck off, Melendix.

I need action.

I'll wash your mouth out with soap, young lady. Really.

Ah. Ah.

Get out of here.

I'll kick you in the face.

How dare you talk to me like that?

You little animal.

Come fuck me, Lucius.

Oh, my God.

I think you better leave.

Is there anything I can do?

I don't think so.

Yeah.

Stick your ramrod in here.

Showing out the boat for me, honey.

God bless the country.

Remember, a boat for water gags

is a boat for the clean, all-American way of life.

Down with evil, sex, violence.

God bless this country.

It's shit for breath.

Now nearly to Manti Cabróni.

You're driving me clever now. What did you say?

Or don't let the faster get you down.

It was good of you to come so quickly, Dr. Wanker.

Well, yes, sir. I don't usually make house calls, you know.

I appreciate it.

Uh, I have to consult privately with Nurse Euphoria.

Uh, would you excuse us for a moment, please?

Of course. I'll be upstairs.

Well, Nurse, tell me about the patient.

She's a nasty child, doctor.

Sex crazy and vulgar.

Now, now, let's try to be a little more scientific about this, shall we?

Of course.

I would say that she is suffering from an identity crisis.

Go on.

She has no sexual control, whatever,

and she attributes this to outside forces.

Ah, delusions, huh?

Yes. She actually said that the devil was in her vagina.

Classic? That's simply classic.

She does this strange trick of projecting her voice from between her legs.

A case of hysteria, pure and simple.

We should apply a vibrator technique at once.

You did well calling me about this. It shows very good judgment.

Thank you, doctor.

Well, where's the patient?

Doctor, also, this girl becomes violent.

Oh, yes, yes. We'll have her calm down in no time.

But, Mom, I don't want to see another doctor.

Dr. Wanker is a psychiatrist.

He knows all about the kind of things that he does.

No, he doesn't. Nobody does.

It just seems like that, but you'll see.

I'm thirsty for love juice. Does he have a big cock?

Randy, control yourself. I can't help it.

Put your leg down, dear.

Nurse Fedora, I will consult privately with the patient.

Of course, doctor.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

Of course, doctor.

I think you should leave me alone with the patient, Mrs. Malibar.

Hello, Sandy.

The name's Randy, doc.

Yes, of course, Candy.

Now, tell me, why do you have your legs up in the air like that?

So you'll get a good look at this delectable cut.

Yes, well, I can hardly miss it, can I?

After all, it is staring me right in the face.

Cut the shit, Doc, and cut out the old penis of the rectum.

It's very interesting.

The way your vaginal muscles move like that, uh...

I think you'll enjoy our new vibrator technique very much.

The sacraments have already stopped.

Oh, yes, Nurse and Fusca told me that you had the idea that the devil lived in your vagina.

A Latin-speaking vagina.

Fascienus Viva Volcig.

All right, all right, we've had enough of that, uh...

But there is a way to relieve your painful frustrations.

What the hell is that?

Well, this is my deluxe penivib. I designed it myself.

You're too small.

Of course not, but a penivib is far superior to the human penis.

Oh, shit.

You've got a tiny...

This was designed after my own member.

All right. Listen, I'll show you.

Ah!

If you want to see it its full size, you'll have to stimulate it a little.

Get it up, rubber dick!

There, there, I'll shut you up.

That's not bad, but perhaps it'll be a little better if you, uh...

Put it in your mouth.

Hey, hey, hey!

Wow! You're staking stuff turban on it. Jesus Christ, she's biting it off!

Ow!

What the hell is that? Ow! Jesus Christ, what is this you're doing here, Omini?

Ow!

You're hell with your planet, baby!

But God's sake, be a good one, me. Jesus Christ, she's biting it off! Ow!

You're a liar!

She's biting it off! Ow!

You're a snake, not turban on it! Ow!

Ow!

Bambi, goddammit! Ow!

Nurse! Get her off me!

Let's go!

Stop it!

Oh, will you get her off me?

God's sake, let's go!

Oh, oh, oh.

I've drawn you.

I've driven the mess with your plastic meter dock!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Oh, oh, oh.

Well done, Dennis. Those old ladies really go for you.

Yeah, but she sure was a stranger.

Look how many of these have we sold now?

About fifteen.

You sure do have a knack for this kind of work.

Oh, it's fun. You know, it's, uh, what's the challenge?

Well, it can get boring.

Well, it's a challenge.

Well, it can get boring.

Well, it's a challenge.

Well, it's a challenge.

Well, it can get boring sometimes, too.

Well, it's not going to be fun.

I'll be waiting.

Your daughter is very sickness, is Malaris.

She tried to bite my pecker off.

What do you mean?

She has a severe castration complex and she's evil.

That little bitch.

Wait, Dr. Wenger, I have no one else to turn to. Please stay.

There's nothing I can do. Only god can help her now.

Let's do one more and we'll call it a day.

Okay.

What do you mean only god can help her now?

Oh.

Well, how do you do, ma'am?

You seem to be someone in need of help from the good book.

Oh, it's terrible. What will I do now?

God helps those that helps themselves.

I don't think anyone can help now.

Trust in him and follow his word.

Father, maybe you should read her the passage from Corinthians.

Yes, yes, later.

Oh, Father, maybe you can help now.

That ought to start a filthy jabbering.

It's just so embarrassing for me to tell you this.

No, no, my dear.

If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out.

Well, it's my daughter, Randy. She's turned into a sex maniac.

Really?

What do you mean?

She was a nice, sweet, well-behaved girl.

Then suddenly she started using dirty language and exposing herself.

Now, I've seen cases like this.

I've had a lot of experience with young girls.

Me too.

I want her to stop using the nasty language

and flirting with every man that comes to the house.

We can't live a normal life like this.

It seems she needs the guidance of an experienced man, like myself.

I could help too.

Good idea, son.

Now, why don't you go and get the holy water?

The holy water?

Oh, the holy water.

I'll be right back.

I have tried everything.

I have tried doctors. I have tried psychiatrists.

What do they know about the needs and frustrations of a young girl?

They have no souls.

The way you appeared at my doorstep, it's almost like a miracle.

God works in mysterious ways.

What have you done to her?

I had no choice. She became violent.

It may have done harm to herself.

There's no way to deal with her.

What she needs is understanding.

What she needs is a good spanking.

Come, nurse. I think Father...

Harp.

Father Harp would like to be alone with Randy.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

I didn't pay up.

This is terrible.

Here.

Let me undo this thing.

Who are you?

I'm Peter Harp.

No, don't, don't.

You hang on.

It may sting.

Ow!

You bastard!

No.

No.

Who are you?

I work here sometimes.

Fixing things.

What happened to you?

Randy pushed me down the stairs.

Look what she did to me.

Yeah.

I see your bandages are all undone.

Here, let me fix this.

This is the craziest place I've ever worked.

That little trollop insulting me.

Tearing off my clothes.

Easy.

Hold this down for me, would you?

Will you please hold this down?

Don't.

Stop it.

Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop it, you scum!

Good, that'll do you here.

What's the matter, baby?

You've got all this equipment.

Don't...

Don't do this to me.

I won't do it to you.

I won't do it to you.

I won't do it to you.

I'm not in the mood for this.

I'll get you out of here.

I'll be right back.

Please.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Yes, I did not speak a word to my wife haha

You will not finish your sentence

My wife for my last business

This little prudence before?

I'll be gentle.

Relax.

I won't hurt you.

And you're not going anywhere.

I'll make you feel real good, baby.

I'll be gentle.

I think I'll have a little beer while I eat.

I'll be gentle.

Cheers.

It's the beer from Comewater.

The meat's coming, baby.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Now that didn't hurt too bad, good prudence, baby.

Now that didn't hurt too bad, good prudence, baby.

Once more?

Don't you think I should go upstairs and see if everything's alright?

Don't you think I should go upstairs and see if everything's alright?

No, I don't think you should disturb them.

Why don't you just relax?

Here, let me take you down.

That chair is so uncomfortable.

Why don't you go sit on the couch?

It's much softer.

That's the holy water.

Would you like me to raise the music?

Who is this delightful girl?

What? Oh, that's my daughter, Randy.

Wow, she really is something.

Well, people say we look a lot alike.

What lovely, innocent eyes.

Do you mean to say that this is the girl that you call a sex maniac?

She's a good girl.

It's just recent.

You know, that picture is really flattering.

Most people think it makes her look really beautiful.

Beautiful?

Beautiful isn't the word.

There's...

There's something radiant about her.

I'd really like to meet her, Mrs. Maldimer.

May I?

Well, I'm sure you will sometime, dear.

Oh, I have something in my eye.

Can you take a look?

Sure.

This one?

Uh-huh.

No, there's nothing there.

Are you sure? It really hurts.

There's nothing there, Mrs. Maldimer.

Would you like a drink?

Well, sure.

That would be fine.

Excuse me.

What did you say your daughter's name was?

You want some wine?

Uh, Randy.

Dennis!

Oh, there's no wine.

How about some?

Dennis!

Help!

Go away, you're heavy!

You're low!

Come on, let's get away!

No!

Ah!

You're a poor puppy!

Do something, man.

Skilling me!

No!

Hi, Randy.

My name's Dennis.

Dennis, where are you?

You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen.

Hey!

Hey!

Look out, boy!

You scoundrel!

What's the way with this, Parker?

Oh!

Give it to her, son.

Watch out, devil bitches!

Pull her tricks!

I'm gonna cut her out of one bite!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Settle this before her!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Settle this before her!

Ha ha ha!

Randy, I'm just trying to help you.

Randy.

Randy, I'm just trying to help you.

Shut up and stop snuggling!

Oh, we're out of scotch.

How about some bourbon?

I'm gonna go get some.

I'm gonna go get some.

I'm gonna go get some.

I'm gonna go get some.

I'm gonna go get some.

I'm gonna go get some.

I'm gonna go get some.

For the finish, sir.

Ha ha ha ha!

Thank you.

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