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Do you mind if I do this?

No.

It's all right.

Chris.

Now, now stop.

It's okay.

No.

What if I get pregnant?

Chris, you didn't.

You didn't stop.

Hello, Chris?

Hi, how are you?

I've been calling you all week.

You haven't answered.

Mom said you weren't home.

Yeah, I've been, um, um, at school, at

practice, and, uh...

Well, why haven't you been over to see

me?

Meg, um, my dad's going to that convention

in Seattle, and, um...

You can't leave now!

Chris, I want to tell you something.

Chris!

I'm going to have a baby.

What are you going to do about it?

Well, I thought we'd get married.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

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♪ Hey,

you!

What the hell do you think you're doing

there?

What the hell do you think you're doing

here?

Look, this is my spot.

I've been here all day.

Man, it's hot as hell here.

I'm waiting for a ride.

What do you think I'm doing?

Look how long you've been hitching anyway.

Ain't you got no manners?

This is my spot.

I was here first.

The next ride is mine.

So you take your ass and get on

down the hill.

Hey!

What you

eating?

Big newtons.

I haven't had anything to eat all day.

I didn't even have any breakfast.

Tough.

Well, maybe I could buy some off you.

What are you giving?

Fifty cents.

Fifty cents?

No shit.

Where do you think this is, Safeway?

Cost you a buck.

Forget it.

That's cool.

Hey, why don't you sit down?

How long you been hitching?

Long enough.

Where you going?

There's a friend of mine.

He's got a ranch.

Huh?

What kind of ranch?

Sort of like a guest ranch.

Very exclusive joint.

Hey, kid, here comes a car.

Why don't you try it?

Hey!

Hey!

We need a ride!

Come on, it's hot out!

If Benson were here, we wouldn't be sitting

out in this dirt.

Who's Benson?

My friend with the ranch.

Here comes another one.

Hey.

Hey, kid.

Have a nice ride.

Hey, look at me!

A song of sadness To sing a song

of woe Oh, hard luck seems to be

right there Everywhere I go I've been a

road bump I used my thumb It brung

me here Misery I picked and sung some

And I strummed some Of the same old

humdrum Never know Hi.

Want a ride?

Sure do.

What's all that crap?

Get that stuff out of my truck, gal.

I'm saving these cans.

I can get a half a cent for

each one of them.

A half a cent?

Hey.

Look, here's a quarter.

Now, will you get rid of them?

Thanks for the quarter.

But I think I'll keep them just the

same.

I need all the extra money I can

get.

Gee, what a kooky gal.

Uh, by the way, uh...

What good are those sunglasses?

They're for partly sunny days.

You had supper?

No.

Well, say, uh...

If I were to buy you supper, think

you might get rid of those cans?

Depends on where we eat.

Good enough.

Now, I just drive it.

You drive it all around the country?

Ah, sometimes.

Someday I'll own a Cadillac like that one.

Someday I'll...

We all got trains, don't we?

A couple of hamburgers.

French fries.

And coffee.

And, uh, I'd like a piece of that

pecan pie and a grassy milk while I'm

waiting for the telephone.

Where you headed?

Relative back?

Friend?

Nope, just want to go.

How's the pie?

Great.

How long you been on the road?

About a week.

It's been about that long since you've eaten,

too, hasn't it?

No, I ate yesterday, but it wasn't very

much.

Oh?

What'd you have?

Big Newton.

Oh, how come a good-looking

chick like you

would be willing to give?

You must think you're already in L.A.

I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll give you $5 a month, and then

I'll take you in all the way to

Palm Desert.

Now, that's just 100 miles outside of L

.A. Is it a deal?

Okay.

But I want the money now.

You're gonna do okay in L.A. Miss?

Where the hell do you think you're going?

I'll take that.

Listen, mister, I suggest...

Look, you got your money back.

No harm done.

Deal's a deal.

Shut up!

If you make any sound, I'm gonna break

your goddamn neck.

You hear me?

Now, shut up!

Get out.

What about my money?

I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll send it to you in L.A.

Don't ever make a deal that you can't

come through with.

Get out!

How about

it, Mary Lou?

How about what?

A date tonight.

Well, what do you want to do?

Come over to my place.

I'm tired of coming over to your place.

Don't you have a good time?

Yes, but we're always over at your apartment.

What's more fun than, uh...

coming over to my place?

Nothing, but that's all you ever want to

do.

I want to go to a show or

something.

Bob?

Stop it.

Someone will see you.

Listen, I'll talk to you later.

I got some trouble over there.

Hey, what do you think you're doing?

Come on.

Oh, boy.

Man, are you some kind of trouble.

Don't.

Please don't turn me in.

I was just hungry.

There's other ways of getting food than stealing

it.

Isn't there something I can do so you

won't turn me in?

You weren't so damn dirty.

I'm not dirty.

When was the last time you took a

shower?

Have you got a shower?

What time is that movie tonight?

About 8 o'clock.

It's really far up.

Yeah, well, the rent's right.

Benson was a scoundrel With whiskers on his

chin Maggie had no place to go So

Benson took her in Look out, Benson She'll

get you if she can Look out, Maggie

Did the

sticks He kept Bobby's old women there And

Maggie laid him six Look out, Benson She'll

get you if she can I beat

you home.

How'd you do?

Not too bad.

Got some groceries Found that old mutt And

this screwed up chick Hey, that's that flipped

out chick I was telling you about Oh,

man Where'd he pick you up?

You My ring Give me my ring I'll

show you Get her Give

it to me, Diane I'll hurt you You

all right?

I don't know What do you hurt?

My stomach What's the matter?

I'm pregnant She's having a miscarriage She's really

bleeding Get out of my way What did

you have to kick her so hard for?

Here, put her over here.

I'll fix her place Put her in that

pile of crap Before she gets an infection

and dies Put her over here That's our

bed So?

What the hell are you putting her in

our bed for?

Because that's where I want her Does it

hurt much?

Not as much as it did What's with

you, anyway?

You pick up some chick, and you put

her in our bed You pick up some

chick you've never seen before And first thing

you know, she's in our bed Look, Maggie

has got life in her baby, and you

don't Now, Maggie is going to be one

of our sisters now And I want you

to treat her like one of our sisters

Do you understand me?

All right, Brooke, you take care of her

The rest of you, get out of here

Come on, let's give her some peace Come

on You

know, you're really lucky Benson's a jerk He

doesn't pick up just everybody Oh, gee, honey

I'm really sorry Diane kicked you so hard

She's really a rough chick Why did you

jump on her like that?

I hate her You don't know what she's

done to me She took everything I had

Even Chris's ring And she was wearing it

around her neck And I couldn't take it

If it hadn't been for her stealing everything

All those things would have never happened to

me Even this How far along are you?

I guess I'm about three months You guess?

No doubt about it now But I kept

thinking it would go away, you know?

I really believed it if I didn't think

it would go away If I didn't think

I was pregnant it would just disappear Yeah,

things like that just don't disappear What about

your folks, do they know?

What about the boy, did you tell him?

Yeah I just asked how I knew it

was his Next thing I heard he'd left

town Nice guy Is that why you left

home?

Partly My mom and I get along okay

But my dad, he just doesn't understand me

at all When are we going to L

.A.? We'll get the bus And when is

that going to be?

I don't know, pretty soon Where are we

working tomorrow?

You and Brooke work the North Valley area

Karen and Jinx work the Portney Road Oh

yeah?

And where are you going to work?

I'm going to stay here and take care

of Maggie Look Benson, I didn't join this

happy family to work my ass off Where

you play nursemaid to some screwed up chick

Benson!

Look we've got to do something, Maggie's getting

worse Look she's really bleeding bad Suppose she

dies!

What are you so concerned about Brooke?

We've got to get a doctor You know

bringing a doctor out here might cause a

lot of trouble That's for sure You know

that kid's underage Her folks are looking for

her And the cops and everybody else Well

I don't give a shit Look we can't

just let her lay there and bleed to

death, can we?

What's it to you?

Listen you...

Look Brooke, that kid means nothing to us

We can put her in the truck, take

her down the road and drop her off

someplace Somebody will find her Suppose they don't

Well that'll be just too bad She'll have

to take her chances just like the rest

of us Where you going Benson?

To get a doctor Well I'm not going

Look out Benson She'll get you if she

can Look out Maggie Benson's other woman Would

drive a preacher wild But when he looked

at Maggie He loved that woman child Look

out Benson She'll get you if she can

Benson was no cow But still he got

things done If Maggie needs a doctor He'll

go and steal her one Well bring her

in and we'll fix...

Now you look, I just told you I'm

duty Well you just went off duty doctor

Now you get up out of that chair

And keep that smile Look out Maggie Hey

Maggie We've got some pretty persuasive friends Yeah

right, she's hemorrhaging We gotta get her back

to the hospital We ain't going no hospital

Look I can't work on her here, there's

nothing to work with Hey man I thought

you were one of those emergency doctors Alright

so sue me for false advertising Hey man

You don't know why I didn't ask Tom

Alright do you have anything to work with?

You got any light?

You got a table?

Yeah we got a table Jinx go next

door and clean off that table Alright what

else do you need?

Hot water and a lot of light Alright

you got it, come on girls let's go

Brooke help me with that light Bring the

wire over here You're gonna be alright Hey

Jinx, get that fire going Whoopee,

light!

Jinx hurry up with that water I'm trying

to get here as fast as I can

Jinx you stupid freak Hey where are your

brains?

Between your legs?

Sorry about that Just wash the table Alright

we're ready Okay help me take her to

the other room Look you may have caused

an infection on one of my patients already

tonight Don't do it again okay?

Be careful now Here Diane get

in here and get some help Alright

where's that water?

Brooke bring in that water Sorry there's nothing

for the pain I'll be as weak as

I can Right here I

need a sheet, something to cover with, some

towels if you have any Jinx get that

sheet from next door Come on let's go

Alright you two hold her arms down Here

Here come on hurry up That's all we

got Doc You don't have anything clean?

That's it Alright pull her legs free around

this way toward me Be easy with it

now More stuff Alright a little bit more

Bring her legs up Legs right here Brooke

That's it okay Okay

okay Alright

Maggie now you gotta push a little bit

okay?

What's with the lights?

Oh dear Breathe real deep now Maggie Breathe

real deep Hold

those legs steady come on Breathe real deep

Push Maggie push Oh no Breathe real deep

Brooke I gotta get this light switched on

Where I come from There is someone Who

I run from Constantly I don't outrun

What I come from But I can't run

Out of me That's my song of sadness

That's my song of woe Oh hard luck

seems to be right with me Everywhere I

go Sing a song of sadness Try to

help her relax now Put her legs down

I can report what I just did in

there Yeah I've been thinking about that Doc

No way Look you don't know how close

that girl just came to dying She almost

bled to death in there There may still

be complications Well then that's just a chance

we're gonna have to take Doc Cause you

see you go back and report about Maggie

And they're gonna come out here and get

her And then maybe Brooke Maybe Jinx And

then you've broken up my family Doc Now

I can't let you do that Look if

anybody finds out what I just did in

there I might, they might take my license

away No man we're gonna have to pay

you in a way that you won't wanna

talk You've been a good doctor we'll give

you a tip A number 10 girl Come

on baby Come on Come on baby I

need my glasses I can't take no Oh

get his pants Oh come on get his

shirt No Help Baby relax, relax, relax

I mean enjoy it Oh Be

careful He'll love it Not that

way He'll love it any way you can

get it Come on baby Don't do that

Not there Come here I can't see Which

one are you Doesn't matter honey Love it

It's too dark though The fact remains that

you are gonna be raped Come on baby

Anything for a laugh You can make

it Come on honey Well you sure got

an interesting bedside manner doc Oh look Look

at her doc ain't he cute Hey You

take a nice picture You know doc you

take a nice picture Oh they're beautiful Ain't

these pretty Yeah you take a nice picture

baby These are all insurance Hey girls wait

a minute Let's do it so they can't

even get us Doc This here is me

and the girls insurance policy That you won't

go back to town and talk We want

to make love not war doc Hey girls

Take doc back to town Come on doc

tea baby Let's look at this little doc

Bye doc Get here boy get here Well

come on in The water's fine Wanna feel

your skin warm sunshine All you say is

have a good time Have a good time

Have a nice day Everything's just fine Ain't

such a crime All I wanna do Is

have a good time Yeah have a good

time Ain't nothing else

to say All I wanna do Is have

a good day Have a

good time Have a nice day Everything's just

fine All I wanna do All I wanna

do Is have a good day Watch the

suckers pay Watch the squares turn green As

the sun aligns All we gotta do Boy

is have a good time Yeah have a

good time Have a nice day Everything's just

fine Yeah everything goes just the same All

I wanna do Is have a good day

Don't you move Ain't such a crime All

I wanna do Is have a

good time 410, 415, 420 How many you

got?

2245 2245 420 420 5750

5750 Alright 50494 Hey man we're

almost there Yeah a few more weeks like

this man We're on the way First stop

LA When can I start helping?

Oh god I can't stand it Every time

you've been on the road You've been raped

or robbed Shit you don't know your ass

from a hologram Well I know I don't

have your experience Diane But I could learn

some stuff Yeah I'll teach her Well I'm

leaving the car Look Brock I don't think

she's built right for your trip Well I

can still teach her how to clean a

car And pick a driver Look we take

enough chances around here without dragging around an

amateur Alright cool it Hey we were all

amateurs once We'll teach her Benson you've lost

your mind When you start hitching we always

use our thumbs No we still use our

thumbs But I found it's a lot easier

We use these signs Now the most successful

car we got there Is that student car

Now another thing is we always work in

pairs Why?

It's safer We always use the small roads

Never the big ones Cause a man watches

the big ones too close And a lot

of times they'll ask you for nothing Oh

and you gotta get yourself some ID And

some money I don't have any Well don't

worry about it I'll make you some I

make the girls ID about once a week

Oh and you're gonna have to get some

clothes I know there's some boots in here

somewhere Where on earth did you guys get

all this stuff We borrowed it from fellow

travelers You know it'll kind of help them

lighten their load Here try this Alright Maggie

There's a lot of ways to stop cars

The number one rule is don't look dirty

Now you take Brooke She likes to wear

blue jeans But blue jeans ain't so feminine

It's hard for her to get rides Most

of the chicks find it a lot easier

to get rides In dresses and shorts I

don't know I just don't feel comfortable in

them But how can you tell which rides

have the money Well you never know for

sure You take cats that drive Cadillacs Well

they usually got breasts The only thing is

it's hard to get them to stop Don't

get in with two men though They're a

lot tougher to control She couldn't control a

boy scout Best bet's a traveling salesman How

do you tell a traveling salesman He's a

stupid Anyone you meet on the road Is

going to be traveling right And if he

gets in your path He's a salesman A

traveling salesman's got a special kind of look

He either drives a new Ford Or a

new Chevy, wears flashy clothes Anyway he's lonely

He's away from home And he's always got

bread How's this Nice Hey

come on put a little life into it

That's it that's it Hey don't be afraid

to move your hips That's good you got

it If you see a car coming down

the road Look the cat straight in the

eye If it's looking right he's going to

feel guilty And he's going to want to

stop Ha ha ha That's it that's better

You got it Did you teach all the

girls Yes All except Diane You ain't going

to teach Diane nothing Tonight we're going to

use the gas sign trick Karen's a specialist

in that God I don't know how I'm

going to remember all this I know I'm

going to mess something up Man

save all the sexy crap In the day

time where they can see You're supposed to

be in trouble not having an orgasm Now

just pick up the sign and wave it

Hey I see a car coming off the

freeway Alright get ready Hey

man my truck's out of gas Do you

think you can help me Sure I think

I got a garden hose in the trunk

Maybe I can siphon some gas out of

the tank Fantastic Oh I just remembered the

key To the trunk Yeah let's see It

must be under all this stuff here Don't

move or I'll blow him off Geez Hey

man there's something in the trunk we can

use Get that shit out of the car

I am I am You move and your

fun days are all over buddy Keep moving

real nice and easy That's it Now turn

around and look at those headlights Keep your

eyes open Not now Karen Your key's about

a quarter of a mile down the road

Now you go there and you get him

and you keep on going straight Don't try

to go back to that freeway You understand

me Now you get up and don't look

this way Get up real easy now That's

it That's it Now get moving Alright let's

go He

He makes me to lie down in green

pastures He leads me beside the still waters

What are you waiting for Why don't we

leave I want to make sure he does

what I told him to Green pastures He

leads me beside the still waters I don't

know what the hell I'm saying That almost

blew my ass off Where's the key Oh

thank you Lord Thank you He's been gone

an awful long time Where's he at Shh

here he comes Look at that bastard run

Ha ha He looks like a duck Oh

man I thought so Hey

Cap off Elza been stopping it up If

I get this off maybe it'll work a

little better That was really a trip last

night I never had so much fun in

my life Are we going to go out

again today No I'm going to sit here

and wait for Rev I sent Karen out

this morning to get him Who's Rev He's

our bikey fence He gets rid of the

stuff that we borrow He was supposed to

be here last week But he never showed

up I don't like keeping that stuff around

here Just in case the man shows up

Hey Benson What would happen if they caught

us with all that stuff It'd be nasty

Why don't you worry about it Rev's going

to get here And he does, he'll get

rid of that stuff Karen will get him

here She might get him here a little

worn out But she'll get him here Well

Speak of the devil See

it's hot ain't it Hey what took you

so long I sent Karen 7 o'clock

this morning How you doing What's going on

It ain't Get this woman off me will

you Get away Man I'm glad you got

here You got a whole storeroom full of

stuff to get rid of Why didn't you

tell me that yesterday I've been by today

with the truck How about tomorrow Hey what

took you so long Karen left 7 o

'clock this morning She didn't find me till

noontime It took us 3 hours to get

here 3 hours man it's 15 miles Well

you know you don't get very far Between

pit stops with Karen Yeah I bet you

don't Let's go see what you got Alright

You know you made the headlines What I

made a description of you and Karen Dig

this Early yesterday evening On a lonely highway

Between Boulder City and Saratoga Mason Lewis prominent

citizen And deacon of the First Baptist Church

Of San Jose was robbed And beaten by

a gang of female Hitchhikers Led by a

lone hippie man Dig it lone hippie man

Mr. Lewis states he was Driving down the

highway meditating When a young girl came into

view That's me She was standing by a

beaten up truck holding a gas sign When

Mr. Lewis stopped He was suddenly overcome by

a gang of girls As they came from

everywhere Mr. Lewis was molested Molested what does

that mean Baby that's what you do real

good Wooo Wooo What was he talking about

We heard they touched him Sure you read

this Mr. Lewis was Savagely beaten By the

man and several girls Mr. Lewis was forced

to Crawl on his hands and knees For

almost a mile searching for His car keys

which had been hidden Down the road Stolen

merchandise Consisted of an Ampex tape recorder Several

coats And approximately $237 In cash Which represented

Wait a minute I didn't see no $237

I didn't either You see $237 No When

you girls see $237 Man that son of

a bitch is not only a liar He's

a thief What do you think ref I'll

give you $100 $100 No way That's three

weeks work $175 I can't hawk this crap

Look at this I want to deal with

this junk The man's after us You ain't

got to worry about the man The man

don't even know what you look like Make

it $225 and you got a deal We're

going to split anyways No you staying around

here Hey man you cutting out That's right

Hey I've made enough money man I want

to get out of here You know what

$50 it is No man $225 You know

it's going to be worth that $50 To

get rid of you I'm sure going to

miss them women I'll tell you what I'll

come back tomorrow Hey wait for me Listen

I ain't going to be here in 12

hours I got to go pick up my

wallet and check Some of the girls going

to be here Karen's

ready to split Well I'm not going That's

cool Diane Maggie you go to town with

Karen And come back really Because I want

you to pick up the money Okay You

told me you both like it And I

believe smoking that joint has made you really

hot It's made you hot to trot baby

Well I'm ready Better get it while you

can Well how about you show me what

I bought darling Here's a little piece No

that isn't good enough I want to see

it You're going to get everything you deserve

Well let me see You ready Yes I'm

ready Come on let's get everything from him

Turn him over Boy He's not

wearing any good damn shoes He's got a

watch on Come on Goodbye you sucker Hey

girls look who's here Right here She's jealous

Hi baby You miss me sugar Hey you

miss me Hi baby Come on I miss

you baby Benson said to get the money

first What's this You're supposed to get the

money Not today Benson's in a generous mood

Oh You're a cool one aren't you Are

you going to help me load the truck

I'm going to get the money first Good

big man Benson's got his eyes on her

And besides you've got your hands full Uh

Nemo Let's load the truck It's

all you Come on Nemo Hey

Maggie Maggie I've been waiting to get you

along for a long time You and I

are going to have a nice little talk

Yeah about what About your leaving Am I

going somewhere You bet your sweet ass you

are You're going to get that Femi U

.S. working Straight towards L.A. I'm going

to L.A. alright But I'm going with

Karen, Brooke and Benson That's what you think

I've been watching you throw your butt in

Benson's face Every chance you get And I

have had it Benson's mine Too bad Benson

doesn't have you Where the hell are you

Ah Brooke

How you doing How does it look like

I'm doing Well I see you're right in

tune Hey Brooke give me a hand in

my boots What the hell do you expect

All the attention I get around here What

happened to you Hey I asked you something

What does it look like happened to me

It looks like somebody stepped all over you

Yeah well you should see what happened to

the other party That you're so concerned about

Yeah what other party are you talking about

What do you think I'm talking about Hey

you know what I've been listening to a

whole lot of crap for you in the

last week And I asked you a question,

what are you talking about I'm talking about

your girlfriend Maggie And let me tell you

something else The crack around here has ended

because of you Because I'm not taking it

anymore Hey you know what I'm sick of

your big mouth Now you get your big

ass inside there And you take all the

shit I picked you up with And get

out of here You can take the shit

you stole from me And shove it up

your ass If I come back here and

you're here You're in big trouble Now Brooke

where's Maggie I don't know Where is Maggie

I'll tell you where she is With a

little luck she's at the bottom of the

creek Maggie Maggie

Maggie Maggie Maggie

Maggie Where are you

Maggie Maggie

The summer's morning The waking sun The

birds are singing The day's begun Bring

us around us The blue sky above Together

That's what I love The

shining lake of morning's dew The time we

make love Me and you Oh The

quiet evening sun The

cricket's singing The day is done Darkness

surrounds us Bright stars above We're here alone

together That's what I love Just

look at the rubber on this unit Must

be five hundred dollars worth of rubber on

this unit Yes sir Solid steel They

don't make steel like that anymore What about

the engine Now look at the rear view

mirror That's probably an original rear view mirror

What about the engine Notice the chrome When

they made chrome wire It just kept on

shining Hey, what about the engine So where

are you girls headed How far are you

going Oh, down a road a piece Go

as far as you do I see, well

I'm going down here as far as Main

Street Let us off a little before Oh,

that's a nice watch Looking, I

guess What are you doing Huh, you're out

looking Oh really Well,

I thought we'd get something to eat or

something Yeah, I know what you want Money

That's a pretty expensive thing to think about

So Why don't you give me some money

And I'll let you think about it Why

should I You ever been charged with rape,

mister You gotta be kidding Oh no, mister

She don't care about things like that Well

I'll say one thing about you You got

a lot of guts You don't even know

who I am Oh yeah, she knows you're

a 1968 Green Caddy Convertible California plate YZW939

I don't think they'll have any trouble Finding

you, mister, do you Well You can't prove

it anyway Don't have to prove anything It's

your word Against ours Now who do you

think they're gonna believe Oh god Yeah, mister,

I don't think they'll have trouble Proving anything

Why don't you just give us the money

and we'll leave you alone Thanks

Now pay for the blouse you ripped Come

on Let's go Anyway,

kid You wouldn't have done that Would you

Oh, mister Now why did you have to

say that A family man Let me go

Look at this dirty old man Boy, you

just can't trust anybody these days Oh man,

you just can't trust anybody They got so

many hang ups Dirty old man You heard

it, that's what he said Call the police,

I said Hi, Benson How you doing Hey,

this really is a far out look Where's

the rest of the chicks I don't know,

I think they're back at the ranch Hey,

is this far out, dig this Is this

pretty, can you believe it How'd you girls

do Come on, Dad, we got $65 From

a dirty old man and a cat All

right, just hold on to it That'll do,

ain't it Oh, it's beautiful Hey, where's the

motor I worked out a deal with the

cat He's gonna put one in Come on,

we'll show it to you Hey, what you

got in the pit Well, I'm looking at

Nashville Annie She's a good motor, but I

think Longhorn Runs a better dry track How'd

you like to make a bet Hey, you're

on, how about five You're on, right now

The guy's probably a crook Yeah, we ain't

in no position To be talking about crooks

That's for sure Hey, look, do we have

this bus I mean, are we gonna get

this bus I don't know, I just made

him an offer Well, here he comes, we'll

find out right now I don't want to

know Well, it took a lot of persuading

You stole it for $900 You stole

it

all Let me tell you about the bus

Tell me about the bus Okay, look, I

paid $900 For the bus Ain't got no

engine No engine It's gonna have an engine

tomorrow 47-seater, huh It's gonna have 47

I traded the seats for the engine Seats

for the engine You're gonna drive there, but

you ain't gonna You're gonna sit there, but

you ain't gonna drive I'm picking the bus

up I'll be ready to go One o

'clock tomorrow Take it Hey, brother, what's Diane

doing here, man How'd she split out I

don't know, man, but she came to pick

up some of her crap Oh, you're righteous,

brother, you're righteous You

want something, brother I'm gonna miss this leg

you have around here Man It's been a

trip, hasn't it You know what I got

a lot of places to see, man Diane

don't give a shit Hey, you know what

I'm gonna get them All together I don't

blame you Look down there one time Come

on, just let me pop a little right

there Come on Come on Too much Get

it on That's

a party It's hot No

Leave me alone, you hillbilly No

Let go of me Stop it Cut it

off That's enough Hey, Rev Hey, man, come

on over here Stop screwing around with those

chicks and drink some beer with me Hey,

man, leave me alone I told you to

drink up that stuff and make it sterile

What's the problem This thing never works right

anyway Hold it, brother Now watch out, man,

watch out Hey, what's happening to the light

Oh, shit, those damn lights Oh, man

Holy, what are you doing Hey, I had

it with the truck, man Jesus Christ Hey,

what's going on Jesus Christ

Hey, what's going on Taking

up straight ahead Oh, shit Hey,

Benson What

time is it I don't know Where's everybody

Everybody split And look They took all our

money with them Where's Diane She's gone, too

Shit That little bitch I knew I shouldn't

have let her come to that party What

the hell is going on Where's everybody That's

what I'd like to know Yeah, I knew

that chick was up to something I'm glad

I paid for that bus Or she would

have had the 900 bucks, too Let's go

get her, man She can't be too far

In what Who did that We did, don't

you remember Oh, man I must have really

been stoned Man, what a night Red beats

up Karen Diane steals the bread And we

got that Far out Hey, you know what

It's worth the 200 dollars to get rid

of them Right, who needs them anyway That's

for sure Look at that truck Oh, we

did a job on that Hey, let's go

get the bus Here comes the

car All right, get in, Maggie Hi,

you going into town I sure am, Missy

Would you like a ride Hey, I got

some friends with me Oh, honey, I got

my I got my car And all my

clothes And in the back I got my

produce I just don't believe I'm feeding All

right, buddy Now get out of here Open

that door Now, ma'am All I wanted

was a ride Now I'm going to take

you for a little ride Now get up

Hey, Karen, don't lose my money Don't worry,

we'll take real good care of it for

you Now

get in there Get in there It ruined

my produce I was on my way to

market Oh, please don't Get in there Oh,

my egg, don't make Come

on, Rebel, get in there Get in there

Hey, fry yourself an egg The

place I want to be is a mile

ahead of me to the river The place

I want to be is a mile ahead

of me to the river Get me

out of here Come back, please Have a

nice day, man Come

on Come on, John, come on We've ripped

off a lot of people with this bus

Let's go All right, let's go We

got Benson, he'll get you if she

can.

We got Maggie, who's always after your old

man.

Come over

to the chalet.

I don't know.

You know, I've been thinking a lot about

going straight for a few months.

You're kidding.

No, I really mean it.

Like, you know.

Well, you could trim off your beard.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Oh, wait, wait.

No, no, no.

Wait a minute.

You wash your shirt.

Look into a suit.

Wait a minute.

Oh, all right.

All right.

Wait a minute.

I said going straight.

You know, I didn't mean going back to

college and all that.

Maybe we could do something sensible, like rolling

drugs.

Benson was a scholar with whiskers on his

chin.

Maggie had no place for those, so Benson

took her in.

Look out, Benson.

She'll get you if she can.

Look out, Maggie.

The law is after your old man.

What are you doing?

What?

Are you giving a lift to Noah?

Who cares?

I'm bouncing.

I'm not.

What you got to do?

Look out, Benson.

She'll get you if she can.

Look out, Maggie.

The law is after your old man.