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You're over here jerking off our swap, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

My name's Lexi, and my family decided to try this new family swap thing.

It's basically where you trade places with another family for a day and see

how that feels.

My stupid therapist thought maybe this would be a good idea for us.

Candace arrived first. She seemed nice.

She seemed too young to be a mom.

I really liked her, though, and I think she'd be fun to hang out with.

Charles is my family swap dad.

I'm not usually into older men, but he's pretty hot.

I keep thinking.

I wonder if he would fuck me.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I wonder what my real dad would think if I fucked him.

I'm still not sure about Juan.

He looks at me funny.

I can't tell if he thinks I'm a cunt or he's still trying to look down my shirt.

I bet my new little brother has a hard-on for me.

Oh, hey.

Hey. You must be Juan.

And you're Lexi?

Mm-hmm. Nice to meet you.

Oh, um, do you have a shower by any chance?

Yeah, over to the left by your room.

All right, thank you.

Mm-hmm.

What? You got water all over the floor.

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Let me help you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Am I making you feel uncomfortable?

No, not at all.

Your dong is just pointing right at me.

You're gonna have to take care of that.

You can't have a bunch of built-up testosterone around this house right

now.

Then, about halfway through the swap, things got a little bit crazy.

Picture of water.

Gas station nozzle.

Popsicle.

Banana.

High five.

High five.

It's been a great week so far.

I agree.

You are so sweet.

You know, I think I like you guys better than my own family.

Well, I'm going to get some water.

Would anyone like anything?

Oh, actually, I think I'll go with you. I'm pretty thirsty too.

Okay.

What are you doing?

I just can't take it anymore.

Take what?

I told you. I'd help you out with this.

What are you talking about?

I haven't seen your boner this whole game.

They're in the next room.

What are you doing?

So fine.

The cups are right over here.

I didn't mean to show you so much of myself.

You're pretty attractive for an older guy.

Thanks, I guess.

One of the reasons my therapist said I should be on this show is to work

through my daddy issues.

Yeah, you know, I'm not your guy.

Well, why not?

You're big and strong.

You like it.

Yeah, I don't think this is such a good idea.

Well, it looks like you're interested.

Oh shit.

We should go check on that man.

What was that?

Uh, Juan knocked over the lamp.

How did Juan knock over the lamp?

Are you insinuating something?

What have you been up to? You guys have been in the kitchen for a long time.

I was getting water.

Like gallons of water?

I wasn't up to anything.

What are you doing in here?

You're over here jerking off our swap, son.

I'll show you what we were doing in the kitchen. Mm-hmm.

Show me.

Show me.

um um

um um

I love family so much.

um um

That's so good.

I kind of want to see you fuck her.

Lexi. Come sit on this cock.

Yeah? Are you kidding me?

Just fucking your dad's cock?

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

How's that big cock? It feels good.

Yeah. You like the little cock?

Yeah. Oh my gosh.

Bye.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

I want to try it once again.

I love it. Yeah.

Let's

try

you on for size.

Just like that.

Grrr!

Oh my god.

If they ever air this show, my husband's going to kill me.

Yeah.

Well, maybe you guys can be my family every weekend.

I like the sound of that.

So we're all part of this family swap show.

These aren't my real family. They all come from different places.

This is my real house, though. My parents and sister are off doing swaps

at other houses.

The idea is that we come together and live as a real family for a week.

It started out great, but it's gotten kind of weird.

So Dee and Brock are playing my parents.

They started off pretty nice, but I don't know about them anymore.

And Vanna plays my sister.

She's been treating me like my real sister.

It's just coming off like she hates me or something. I don't know

See

what I mean about that being weird she literally sucked frosting off

his finger i mean it is super suggestive i i really don't think i'm imagining

this shit and then my mom spills frosting on her shirt and instead of

going to change she just takes it off in front of all of us everyone acted like

that was normal but i mean her apron didn't really cover up much I don't know

what it is between the three of them or any of the two of them, but there's

definitely something going on here. I mean, I feel like I'm missing something

really obvious.

I get the feeling that my dad is trying to get rid of me. He asked me to do

these chores, but I think he really just wants alone time with my mom and sister.

Hey, Cody,

why don't you take out the trash like we talked about earlier?

Yeah, Cody, just do your chores.

Come on, honey.

Yeah, okay.

No, like nap.

Yeah, go.

And you know what?

While you're at it, why don't you clean up your room?

Yeah?

There'll be plenty of cookies left. In fact, we'll finish them for you. Okay?

Okay.

I don't know what they're all doing together.

but it's pretty clear he doesn't want me around.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

I knew I shouldn't watch, but I couldn't help keep looking.

Oh yeah.

And then my dad walked in and I thought it was all over. I mean, I thought he

would go nuts.

Then he just kind of jumped in. I don't know. It just got really weird.

What is this?

It was really weird knowing Ben had been fucking a pretend mom.

I mean, and on top of that, sucking dad's cock?

I really wanted that to happen to me. Like, I wanted her to suck my cock.

But, she's acting like my real sister. Like, she hates me or something.

Oh my god.

Do you have a boner right now?

What's wrong with you? I'm your sister.

Are you like this all the time?

No, I don't know.

I just really wanted to fuck you.

Are you crazy?

Well, okay, I know you're fucking mom and dad. If you don't give me some

pussy, I'm gonna tell.

So what?

Who are you gonna tell?

Not mom and dad.

I would never fuck you.

I mean, come on.

You're just this weird brother who hangs around the house all day.

Just look at you. I mean, I'm a princess. I would never fuck somebody

like you.

It's not fair, okay?

It's not like I'm actually your brother or anything.

Aw, boo-hoo. Sucks to be you.

I still left out.

Okay, fine.

If I suck your dick, will you shut up about it?

And will you leave me alone?

What do you think you're doing?

We were just... Yeah.

We were just thinking... Get your hands off your dick.

Okay. Yeah.

If you're going to do this, do it right.

Let your sister fuck you in front of the family.

Wait, what?

Don't go sneaking around.

It's okay. Come on.

You want to fuck me, right?

Well, yeah.

Good to know.

Bye.

oh oh

Let's get a spot.

Oh.

It's quite nice.

Oh, yes.

I can't believe this is happening.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, right.

I can't breathe.

oh my god

Oh yes, right there.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Man, again?

Got it. Damn.

yes yeah here we go oh my god guys

this is great it's like we're a real family yeah this is this is cool but i

mean i'm gonna have some real fun right that's what i came for

Are you okay, honey?

Yeah, I'm good.

Okay.

This is great.

You guys are getting along like real brother and sister.

But don't be crossing any lines.

She's right. It would be inappropriate.

Very inappropriate.

Well, I'm gonna go shower. Excuse me.

I get it. I see what's going on.

You know, I mean, it's just a thing, right?

Right? And I got no problem with it.

It's just, yeah, I mean, why would I care?

We're all here to just have fun, right?

But here's the thing.

Your weekend mom, she's taking this really seriously, okay?

And I just need you guys to kind of cool it down and just don't let her know.

You know what I mean?

I don't want us to mess up my weekend. I'm still trying to get in good with

her.

hope i get to have some fun right so we understand one of them we're all good

all right cool cool

Gee, I should get a room or something, huh?

You two really get along well, don't you?

Listen, this is a little awkward. I probably shouldn't be watching this.

I'm going to go now.

Yeah, that should go.

You guys still at it, huh?

Well, listen, this is a small house, and your mother just kicked me out of the

bedroom because she's changing.

She doesn't want me to see her naked. Can you believe that?

She's supposed to be my wife.

I'm sure you guys don't mind stopping for a little bit. One second.

You're fucking pretty good, aren't you?

Give it to that princess.

That a boy.

You give it to her.

Like, what the fuck? This is not how families act, guys.

Like, what do you think you're doing?

Come here.

What?

You're my wife.

You need some love, some physical contact, okay?

That feels nice.

I haven't had that in a while.

I'm just treating you the way you should be treated.

I haven't been held like this in a long time. My last husband, Julian, won't

give me this kind of affection or attention.

Hey stop that.

Let me come over here and give your mother some attention.

It's so good.

It's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, like that, like that, like that.

Oh, my God, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop.

It's so good, I love it.

Wow.

Oh, God.

Whoa!

No.

Sorry, oh my god fucking cretins ruined my family swap

Really happy we're doing this getting to spend some family time together I mean

my real family doesn't even get to do things like this So much fun. Well,

yeah, it's probably helpful keeping Chloe from not fucking with the football

team Nathan!

Why would you say something like that?

Do you talk that way to your actual sister?

Go easy on him, he's just a boy Yeah, he's probably just saying that because

he has a little dick What the fuck?

Who the fuck said I had a tiny dick? I did.

You've never seen it.

You look like someone that has a tiny dick.

I don't. Well then prove it then. Whip it out. Oh yeah?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

What are you gonna do? Whip it out?

Look at all its vivacious glory.

Nathan, just put it away. Put the thing away. But you told me. Put it away.

And what are you laughing at? It's probably bigger than yours.

Oh yeah?

mature. Seriously, you're only doing this to impress your swap daughter.

You think I'm some kind of pervert that's just doing this to fuck Chloe?

Oh, I saw you giving Chloe those eyeballs earlier.

Oh, please. You're just trying to make me feel bad. You probably don't even

like Huck anyways.

Oh, you two guys can't even compete with women on an intellectual

level.

Yeah. You're so stupid that you couldn't even undo a bra.

Come on. Do it.

You spilled all the pieces on the floor, Nathan.

Jesus. Move.

Who's got small dicks now?

Real cute guys, but get back to me when you can actually fuck a woman.

I'm saying your balls aren't big enough.

oh my god these guys are a joke i

actually didn't think they had the balls to do this

Show them how to actually fuck?

Yeah. I think we should.

Sit them down and have our way with them.

Let's do it.

Come on, boys.

Are you ready for this, Nathan?

Nice. Hard cock.

You're a beautiful girl.

Oh, there you go.

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Just like that.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Did it feel good? Oh yes it feels really fucking good.

Are you willing to share daddy with me? Sure daddy.

yes yes yes yes

Yes.

Taking it in the race, indeed, yeah.

Oh,

yes, suck on me a little.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Little brother's putting work today.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, I'm so sexy.

Mommy's so sexy, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fine, if you want daddy.

Go please your daughter.

Keep it in there. Keep it in there. Oh, God.

Just keep it in there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh.

I should hook up after this family swap show.

I'm down.

You know what? Better yet, why don't we have some fun in the shower?

Yeah. So I can take care of it.

Let's go.