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You like that boys?

Tastes as pussy?

Oh, no.

Boys like this type of scene. Lick that nasty.

Lick it good.

And this is the spot right there.

Yeah,

that's the spot.

Slap it.

Quiet.

Always knew you were a gypsy whore.

What do you mean? Look what she's done to you.

Yeah, but maybe she could turn over a new leaf. I mean... Maybe if she and I

spent some time together, maybe... Maybe we could, like, get it back to the way

it was before.

Maybe my balls could turn into breasts. Don't be foolish.

She's incapable of loving anyone.

I don't know what to do.

Marco, look at me. You're a great... white shark, matey, with huge daggers

for teeth.

And you're swimming around in the oceans and seas of this world.

And out there in front of you, there's nothing but tender vittles, dolphins,

tuna. They're sweet little bodies.

And all you gotta do is take a bite of those big dagger teeth.

You're Spanish gold, matey. Spanish gold.

The blooms.

You're telling me you don't know what to do with these big dagger teeth?

You're right.

I'm gold. I'm Spanish gold. You're a shark.

I'm a shark.

Let's burn this place down and get with them dolphins, matey.

Yeah. Yeah.

Nice work, Jules.

It's not my fault.

I thought you were a virgin.

Edward. Do you smell something?

What?

Something's burning.

Yeah. Yeah, it's probably your pussy from all the action you've been getting.

Will you shut up and think? How are we going to get out of here?

What do we do now, Jules?

Oh, no. Edward?

What was your news?

I found out about Victor, and I know where he's going.

Where? What was your news about Victor?

You're absolutely right, Jules.

Something definitely is burning.

I don't think it's your crotch.

Oh, no. I think matters may have just gotten worse.

Excuse me, sir. I'd like to see a pretty lady carried by two men.

There's always a pretty lady being carried around by two men. Wouldn't be a

normal day if it wasn't.

Two pirates just took a young lady down to the cellar. Thank you, sir.

I wouldn't go down there if I was you.

Edward, my love.

Angelina, just in time. Untie us. No.

No? Yes.

No. What do you mean, no? Are you just going to let us die in here?

Maybe. Please, untie us. This place is about to collapse.

Edward has to prove that he loves me. How?

Make love to me.

Here and now.

Here and now? You don't want to go someplace safe?

No. It must be now.

We could all die in here.

I would rather die than not to have your love inside of me.

Edward. Fuck her now.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Do it.

Better satisfy me.

Thank you

Amen.

Oh. Oh.

Hi. Hmm.

So,

Okay, can we untie her and go?

Thank you, ladies.

That was quite lovely.

I'm sorry we grabbed you like that, but our other dancer didn't show up.

How can we pay you for your services?

Well, I can use some potassium nitrate. Potassium nitrate? What does a woman

need that for?

I have a rat problem in my house. Well, then you are in luck. This is a supply

room for black powder.

Take as much as you like.

I'm Mr. Andy Will. Thank you.

You're the best partner I've ever had.

Have you ever been with a woman?

Actually, no.

Have some grog, my friend.

But I want to live the life of a pirate hunter.

There's not a life for delicate flowers such as yourself.

But... No buts.

One day I promise I'll return to the pink cannon bombs.

You promise with all your heart?

Yeah. The whole thing.

Bye-bye.

Goodbye, my sweet pirate hunter.

She's insane.

Yeah, I know. Let's go.

Serena.

You disappoint me.

What do you mean?

Are you losing your cruelty?

Becoming more compassionate?

No, Victor.

Good.

Otherwise, I would have no use for you.

Helmsman, way anchor!

Prepare to sail southwest until next morning.

Aye, aye, sir.

This is where we're going.

Calvarius Island.

No one have ever come back from there alive.

You couldn't say that. Somebody had.

Good point, Edward.

Thank you, Wu.

Well, there's the vicious lady I remember.

Don't ever second-guess me.

I sensed compassion, and I don't trust a compassionate pirate. You question me

after the blood I've spilled for you?

Vigilance is what kept me alive until now, isn't it?

Not vigilant enough.

I guess not.

I've sensed a certain weakness within you as well, Victor.

And what is that, my dear?

You have become so obsessed with your personal quest that you have forgotten

man's most basic desire.

Lust.

And without that, you are nothing.

You're not even a man.

And what do you know of desire?

I desire two things.

Man's blood upon my blade, and this.

What are you going to do, Serena?

It's not what I'm going to do.

It's what you're going to do.

Now lick it!

And if I don't?

And I will slit your throat and celebrate my new position as Captain of

the Devil's Rose by drinking your blood.

Now, lick it.

That's my girl.

Okay.

We have new stuff.

Don't ever second-guess this bitch again.

I love him so much, and now he's just gone.

Isabella, if he is alive... I promise we will find him.

Even if we do find him, he's just not going to love me anymore.

What do you mean?

I broke my vow to be faithful to him.

You were married seven days. Who did you sleep with? Wu Chao and I went to the

island. Don't tell me you slept with Wu Chao. No, no, no.

I was captured by pirates.

Some pirates were throwing a bachelor party for the captain, and they only had

one girl to put on a show.

So they captured me, and I was the other girl.

They forced you to sleep with her?

I don't understand.

Not really.

At the beginning, I resisted.

But then I just... You enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it. You didn't do

anything that horrible.

Besides, most men like women sleeping with other women.

Really? Absolutely. They encourage it. Maybe Manuel will, too. I love Manuel so

much, and I just can't see myself being with another man.

But just something about her was just so different.

A woman knows how a woman wants to be touched.

I like being touched by women too.

You do?

Yes.

Can I feel it again with you?

I don't know that.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah. Slap me harder.

Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, I can see it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You know, baby.

Yeah.

That's good, baby.

That's good, baby. Yeah. That's good, baby.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my god.

You fucking spicy?

Yeah, what are you gonna do now?

What am I gonna do now? That you fucked me? Yeah. Yeah. That you fucked me

before? Yeah.

Choked me. Like a bitch. Come on, fucking choke me.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah. Fuck this shit up, baby.

Yeah, like fuck it.

Yeah.

A lucky pirate captain I am to have such beauty and lethality at my command.

I am blessed by the demons of the sea that you are not hunting little old me.

I am your first mate. You are my captain.

Until death do us part.

You're all done, Jules.

I'm fine.

That's an order, Commander. You're relieved of duty. Go to bed.

You can't kill him tonight.

Besides, I need you strong in the time limit.

I never thought such callousness would be found within a man.

It'll all be over soon.

Trust me.

Please, go to bed.

What happened here?

What are all these ships? These are the ships of those who have failed in the

task which I am about to triumph upon.

Look. Can you see her in the distance?

Calaveras Island.

Serena, get Manuel.

Where are we?

Are all the ships dead?

We're close to Calaveras Island. It should be straight ahead.

I can feel death.

permeating my very skin.

I can feel it too.

Hold me, Wu.

Get away, hold yourself. Knock it off, both of you. The only thing you have to

worry about permeating your skin is Victor's blade. Now, it could be

anywhere. There it is, Devil's Rose.

Everyone remain calm.

Looks like he's anchoring on the west end of the island.

Let me see.

I don't think she's spotted us. Nevertheless, we'll have to assume that

he has.

Helmsman, take us to the east end of the island, quietly.

Isabella, Oxford.

Arm yourselves.

We're going to Calaveras Island. This could be dangerous, and it could be a

trap.

Oxford! Yes, my captain.

Oxford, you stay with the boat.

Aye, my captain.

Listen, you've got to remain absolutely quiet.

We don't want to make any noise. We don't alert Victor or his men the fact

that we're here, okay?

Aye, captain.

All right, let's go.

Stay with me.

Stay close.

Once we are inside do not touch anything stay behind me

Stop

wait, this looks like a trap stand back

Pulse alarm.

Let's go.

Look, there's a light up ahead.

This is it.

Are you sure?

Are you sure you don't want to scout around first?

No. This is the image I saw.

Okay.

Follow me.

But stay close. Who knows what dangers may lurk within the dark abyss.

There you are my ancient friend.

It's so beautiful.

It'll be even more beautiful once it's in my hand.

This place is scary.

It just feels like there's a shadowness.

I agree.

This is not a heavy cave.

I don't know. I just feel like we should have brought more men.

What? More men?

We don't need more men.

My body is a battalion of destruction.

Anyone who dares. What was that?

Relax. I just stepped on a rock.

It's okay. I was just testing your reflexes.

Let's keep moving.

Your ancestors saved Prince out of Walpa.

from the conquistador and your family was bestowed the honor of guardian of

the scepter of inca only a true blood descendant of the original guardian can

retrieve the scepter you so here we are now

give me the scepter so i can show the world who is king

Isabella, you're alive!

No, don't hurt him!

I can play like you.

Release him or I'll kill your whore. Do it!

I'd be glad to rid me of her scurvy vagina.

What?

Nobody's gonna stop me from wielding the power of the scepter.

Give it up, Victor.

Forces of evil are always outweighed by the forces of good.

Oh, I never got to finish my victory speech.

Oh well.

Sorry, my dear.

Have a nice death.

Bones. Is that the best you got, Pirate Wizard?

Bones? They can't be that bad. They're just skeletons.

Dead skeletons tell no tales.

Ashes to ashes.

Bones to dust.

It's alright, everyone.

No need to worry. I'm unscathed.

Got a little tangled up there. Sorry I couldn't free myself.

Time to help you vanquish your foes.

I think they're coming back.

Now's your chance, Edward.

Fuck that shit. Run!

Run!

What's the hurry?

Turn the boat!

Turn the fucking boat around!

Fuck me!

Go, hurry!

We're anchormen. It's time to celebrate.

Well done, Captain.

How does being second commander of the world sound to you? Be an honor, sir.

Well, then spread the news.

Pirates, let's get this piece of wood adrift in. All men to the rigging.

Isabella, take Manuel to my cabin below deck.

We have to catch Victor before he sets sail.

He will be sailing south from the west side of the island. Then we'll cut him

off. Wake her and set sail for the south side of the island.

All hands prepare and make way!

There

she

is.

All hands to battle stations!

Pass her on the port side.

Aye, Captain.

She's coming around our port side.

How do you know?

I don't know.

It's all the fun part of sailing.

Steady, boys. She's almost in position.

Get ready, crew. She's almost upon us. Stand fast, men.

Shiver me timbers, the fool survived.

Aye, she's yours to destroy, Captain. She's such a pretty ship, though.

Keep coming, ask the pirate.

Fire at will!

The mizzenmast and the rudder have been damaged.

Dammit, you bloody pirates!

I just cleaned the rudder!

Death to those pirates, scallywags!

Woo! Fire!

I thought you fixed this, Woo!

It's not my fault!

It should have worked, piece of shit!

Please tell me this is part of your plan to make him think that our weapons don't

work? No, but you can give it credit if my next plan works. What?

Come about and let me finish the man if we're off!

Okay, I've got a new plan of action. Woo, make those cannons work or we're

all dead.

Fuck it, now you're the haunting.

Wait, she's almost there.

She's a fish without a tail.

Point the six-pounder at her hull and fire.

Woo, you're the only one that can save us now. Make those cannons work.

To my pressure, Edward.

I don't work well under the pressure. Come to Papa Broadside.

Ready? Ready.

Woo! Fire the cannons!

Fire in the hole!

She's got us!

From Davy Jones' locker I stab at thee!

I didn't have shit in my pants!

It is over. I sunk the Devil's Rose.

We're really pirate hunters now.

Guess my plans weren't so bad after all, were they?

So good to look in your eyes again.

I miss swimming in their beauty.

I miss you as well.

But I must confess something to you. What?

I was not faithful to you.

What do you mean?

I slept with a woman.

Well, not just one woman, but two.

You did?

Yeah, but I didn't mean for it to happen the first time.

The second time I started it.

Did you enjoy it?

Yes.

Would you do it again?

Yes. Do you hate me?

No.

I love you.

Do you think maybe that sometime I can see you with another woman?

Maybe you could join us too.

I knew I married the right woman.

Come on, up here.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

So are you happy to see her, or should we have her walk the plank?

Yes. It is good to be together once again.

I cannot thank you enough for taking care of my wife.

Please. No reason to thank me. Besides, she took care of us.

Edward, I don't even know how to begin to thank you.

You've been a magnificent captain.

You just did.

Are you alright?

I thought he loved me.

He couldn't love.

Evil's incapable of such beauty.

I lied to myself.

I wanted to belong to something.

I killed for him.

I was that vicious.

Murderer.

That life is over.

You can be whatever you want to be. You're free now.

To do what?

To make peace.

To live a life of honor and virtue. With us.

I'm a pirate.

No.

You helped us.

You are now and forever a pirate hunter.

Hmm.

Look at the spin on my car.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Suck it.

Suck it.

I don't like it.

Get it, girl. Get it. Get it.

There it goes.

You fucking smacked my pussy.

What are you going to do now?

These waters are full of thousands of pirates.

So I've heard.

One down.

And a thousand more to go. Drink up, me hearties.

Serena is now hunting thee.