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You can look all over this great big world, you can look down every street,

in every bookstore, on every dance floor, at every girl you meet.

You can drive out to California, and chase down all your dreams.

I know you'll find someone beautiful, but you'll never find...

This isn't a closet, you know.

Yeah, well, I don't need it for anything else.

All right, if you don't want to do the bicycle, then let's go outside and take

a walk for 15 minutes. Let's go in the backyard and look at things, anything.

All right, look.

We just, we start slow, right? One foot in front of the other. It's not brain

surgery. And before you know it, you're better.

See?

You have to work with me, Colonel.

I do not have to work with you.

If you get on the bike, 15 minutes, I'll give you some chips. How's that for

incentive?

Not enough.

I want a burger.

You want a burger?

No, you need more than 15 minutes on this thing before you can get a burger.

I am so sick of feeling helpless. You're not helpless.

That's the thing. You're not helpless. You're just refusing to participate in

your own recovery. I hate this.

You know what? Considering the alternative, you're pretty lucky.

Can't you see the glass half full for once?

That's something your mother used to say to me every time I bitched. Well, she

must have said it all the time then.

If I go out with a man, will you get on a bicycle?

Leave me alone.

If you're not careful, Colonel, I will.

Nice. You were gone when I woke up. I know. You look so peaceful and fulfilled

and satisfied.

I don't want to wake you. And I went to a yoga class this morning.

It would stress me out more to try to bend my body in all those unnatural

positions.

I won't touch that one.

Funny.

You know what I meant.

Come here.

Last night, It was amazing.

I know, because I was there.

Come here.

Uh-oh. No, no. You have a lot of writing to do, so we're not going to get into

this right now.

Please. You're so irresistible. Yes, I am. I will still be irresistible this

evening. I promise.

Okay. Okay. What's for dinner?

I don't know.

You want to just...

We'll go down somewhere on the beach.

Okay. Okay.

Oh,

fine, fine.

Yeah. I'm going to put the flowers in water.

You're the woman from the other day. Why did you rush off?

I'm a little skeptical about this kind of thing.

And to be honest, a bit frightened of it. I'm sorry, though. I shouldn't have

run off like that. That was very rude.

Believe me, not the first person.

Come on, sit down.

Sit. Sit, sit, sit.

Okay. What's your name?

Amber. Amber. I don't think so.

All right, you're going to do me a favor, and you have to smell this. It's

lavender oil. That's all right. It's essential for the relaxation process.

Okay. Just a little more.

I'm very lost.

I just feel like I've been wandering around, and I don't have any kind of

purpose.

And it's just aimless.

And for whatever reason, I was just drawn to you. And I was hoping that you

could help me.

Okay.

Touch the cards for me.

Just touch them.

I see pain.

Pain in it and angst. and unresolved relationships and

unanswered questions.

Can you answer those?

I... I can... The answers are there. They're

very far away.

I can't see them. I... I see blue. I see lots of

blue. It's maybe an ocean?

What else?

I've got nothing.

I don't know what that is. It's the second time this week I've come up empty

-handed.

No, no, no, no.

We'll just reschedule the visit. No, seriously. I'll meditate. I'll clear my

head. And let me just get my book and we'll set up a time that we can get

together. It'll all be good.

All right, here you go.

Thank you.

So what are you working on now?

Some designs.

I've been watching Gina for years.

I'm taking classes.

I've always had this dream to design something of my own, even if it's my own

house, you know?

Really? Let me see. All right.

Wow, Michelle.

These are really good.

You should show this to Gina.

Thanks,

but she has enough on her plate.

Plus, this is just me. This is my secret little hobby.

All right. But you got some mad skills.

You think?

I do. I do. I really do.

So, listen.

I took your advice about that internet dating thing.

What? No, no, don't go get crazy.

I mean, I chatted with a couple of really nice guys.

They seem normal, at least online they do, but I tell you, Michelle, I don't

know what.

Well, it can't hurt to just meet for coffee, right?

I mean, what, if you're not feeling it, then it's just $5 and half an hour tops.

Come on now. Well, you got a point there.

There is this one guy.

His name is Drew.

At least we've gotten past the 140 characters of Twitter. So we should

meet, right? I mean, for a start, right?

It can't hurt.

You deserve it, baby. And so do you.

So take those design of yours and let your dream become a reality.

Okay?

All right?

Yeah? All right.

Oh, oh, he just Twittered me. Oh, Lord. Oh, my God.

Okay,

this is really not my thing.

Oh, please.

You are so much more beautiful than any of those bitches I work with.

Oh, keep talking.

Camera loves you, Mama.

Yes. All right. Well, you know what? Bear with me because obviously I'm...

Not used to this, but I'm sort of used to hiding behind my characters, not

being the subject of your fine art.

Okay, what do I do?

Oh, you're doing great.

Oh, who's my pretty princess?

I love that smile.

And take your top off.

Okay.

You can take your top off, though, if you want to.

I like that. I get rewarded with kisses. Yay.

Every moment I spend with your

kids, I see so much of you in them.

Especially Gina.

Oh, gosh, she could really use your help right now.

Especially dealing with the colonel.

Yeah, I could use your help right now, too.

I'm seeing someone that I really like.

God, I sound like a fucking teenager.

God, thank you so much.

Love you, Katie.

Love you.

God, I love your empanadas.

And this is really good, too.

Even left over.

Wait,

what is that?

My little snack.

I'm not that hungry.

Are you feeling okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm really, I'm just not that hungry.

You're always hungry.

That is not what I meant. You know it.

I know.

I'm just feeling a little... You know, I don't know.

Okay, you obviously have this really distorted image of yourself. Who put

that in your head?

It's not so much what people are putting in my head. It's more like what I'm

putting in my mouth.

Seriously, stop it.

I want to kick the fucker who made you feel like you were anything less than

beautiful.

You can go kick my Aunt Carmella.

What?

No, I was feeling a little shitty after a bad breakup, and I went on the comfort

food diet.

I was a lot heavier than I am now.

Still, you're gorgeous.

What happened?

Well, I had to go to my Aunt Carmella's 80th birthday party.

I mean, I had to go.

So I got there, and I was, you know, adjusting the giant tent I was wearing

as a dress.

And there's my Aunt Carmela, and she's sitting in the middle of everybody, and

my whole family's there. And I walk in, and she gets this, like, weird, crazy

look in her eye.

And this little lady just stands up in the middle of everybody, and she's,

like, screaming. She's like, ah, Yasmeel, what happened to you?

You used to be so pretty. What a shame.

Like, in front of everybody.

I was mortified.

It was horrible. And everyone was like...

I'm so sad.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh, but that's really, that's really, wow,

that's so nice.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

It's fine.

I'm not exactly where I want to be, but I'm happy with who I am. It's fine.

I'm good. I'm really good.

Yes, you are.

You're all good.

You're beautiful.

Come here.

God, you're beautiful.

I really, really, really like you.

Really like you. I really, really, really like you so much. And your

empanadas.

Especially your empanadas.