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You can look all over this great big world, you can look down every street,

and every bookstore on every dance floor, and every girl you meet.

You can drive out to California, and chase down all your dreams.

I know you'll find someone beautiful, but you'll never find

me.

Oh, my God.

That feels amazing.

So why did you wait for three glasses of wine to call me?

Four.

Four?

I'm shy.

You? Gun-shy.

I was married before.

My husband kind of screwed me over, so... Well, you didn't seem too shy when

you were riding that bull.

I wasn't trying to impress the bull.

Well, you don't need to impress me either.

No labels. Let's just enjoy each other.

Let's see where this goes.

Oh, my God. What?

Oh, that happened.

It's my favorite picture.

Yeah? Mm-hmm. Who's that with you?

That's my sister.

Oh. My best friend.

Yeah. When we were growing up on our birthdays.

My mother would bake us our favorite cupcakes.

Mine was red velvet. Of course it is.

And hers was German chocolate cake.

Mmm.

And then we'd go and have manicures.

I've got peace signs because I was like Waco.

And she used to get these little daisies, little pink and yellow daisies.

Well, she sounds incredible.

How's your dad?

Pain in the ass, according to my sister and Gaia, so pretty much the same as

always.

I know you don't see eye to eye, but he's the only father you got.

Well, it's easy for you to say.

Father is a pretty broad statement, you know.

You may want to lighten up.

Or not.

How was work today?

It was cool.

I got to throw a football all day, so it's good.

You should really find the time to visit your father.

It's complicated.

It always is when it comes to families.

Yes, this is true.

But you see, there's Gina.

Gina and I.

It's always like the two of us against the world, you know? We were like the

two musketeers.

I wish I had a picture like that watching my back. Well, that's right.

And then there's the colonel, who, uh... Well, he's the colonel.

and when my mom died and Gina came out, he, uh... Well,

let's just say he didn't approve, and I didn't approve of that, so there's

always been this gap between us.

Maybe it's a good time to bridge that.

Hmm.

Yes, maybe.

Anyway, this stuff's getting cold, so we say we eat.

Good idea?

Mm-hmm.

Like that?

What do you say I come visit you on set?

It could be fun. You know, I could be your number one fangirl.

That is a great idea.

You just let me know when, and I'll set up the time.

Well, what about you? How was your day?

No hippo encounters?

No, no, it was uneventful. I took a run before work, and I read my book and met

this very interesting man. It was cool. He was very passionate about Africa. It

was crazy.

All right, you know. Yeah.

Well, speaking of Africa and hippos and encounters, I got you something.

Close your eyes.

Okay.

It's not that big.

Okay.

Oh.

It's just something to remember the good times.

Oh, Lord.

What now?

Gina. Hey.

Bad news, though. The colonel has run off every nurse we've hired.

The service is covering tonight for double the money.

Yeah, I know.

I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Okay.

Just what I was telling you.

Hi. Hey, you.

How's it going?

Well, the colonel's going to live, but I'm going to have to nurse him back to

health. It seems he single-handedly wiped out the entire home nurse care

system in Los Angeles.

Oh, yeah, that sounds about right.

Are you going to have to move in there?

I'm going to have to.

You know,

that could be a reality show.

You come up with the best ideas.

Yeah, you could call it the surreal world.

Or the scare force.

Yeah, or don't ask, really don't tell.

Oh, or the Brogno bunch, but really fucked up.

So, what are you up to?

I think I'm just going to...

Maybe make some dinner for Laura.

What's for dinner?

Chicken piccata.

I love your chicken piccata.

I'll tell you what, I'll save you some.

Nice.

Well, you know what? I have to get back to work and I'll let you get back to

cooking dinner.

You too.

Don't work too hard.

I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Bye.

You know, last time, when you came to my apartment, you told me there was going

to be a woman in my life. And I did see someone one day recently, but nothing.

Okay, well, it's all going to happen in good time. You can't rush these things,

all right?

Catherine, will you light the candle for me, please?

But that's what you do, isn't it? I mean... Catherine, don't fight me on

this one. It's not nice. It's not good for you. All right.

Could you, um...

Look at the cards again, maybe, because it might be a man, you know. I mean, the

other night I had dinner with my friend Betsy Mayer, and some very attractive

man sent over a drink to me.

A bar fly's definitely not on the cards.

Look, um, I think this is all a little preposterous, to tell you the truth.

Oh, my God, you don't, you're not a believer.

Oh, well, the universe can sense that. You're, you know, you're blocking.

Blocking? Yes, that's when your chakras are not open and available for someone

to penetrate this wall that you've built up. You're a blocker. I am not a

blocker. You're a blocker. I am not a blocker. You're a blocker. You're a

blocker. Did you... Okay, um...

Now, where was I?

Maybe you're the one who's blocking. Okay, you know what? We're talking about

you right now. So let's concentrate on you and what I see here. Okay. I see I,

um...

This is Gaia.

Oh, okay. Tomorrow afternoon.

How did you get my private cell phone number?

Oh, okay.

Would you like my address?

You have it.

Hello?

What?

I'm really sorry.

I'm very sorry. I can't do this. We need to reschedule this visit. I won't charge

you. My aura is just...

completely gone.

Gaia, I want to hear about my new love. I mean, I am open to the universe and I

don't want to be blocked. You've got to help me.

I

got

nothing.

Did you?

Push my meetings next week and send over anything that needs a signature.

Yeah, Michelle, I'll be in the office in the next day or two, I promise.

Thanks.

So, have you taken your medication?

What are you, my nurse?

Oh, no, we're fresh out of nurses, thank you very much.

And I'll be moving in here until you learn how to behave, so that should

motivate you, right?

Okay.

I thought we'd start with some hand exercises.

All right? Just build up your strength.

Got the little squishy thing?

Put it in your hands.

You just squeeze it, right? We'll start slow, like five times, and work our way

up to ten.

Is this how it's going to be?

All right, we'll do this later. I'll make you some lunch. Don't bother.

Great, exactly what I do not need right now.

Hi, Krista.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah, I know.

Sure.

Yeah, I've made the changes that you asked me to.

Okay, well, I just, I need to polish the dialogue, so give me a couple days and

it'll be all yours.

Promise.

Okay, great.

You too.

Bye-bye.

You need some help?

What are you doing here?

Taking your advice.

Okay, grab that pan over here. I can do that?

It's not skydiving, but the rush comes when you look at the people you're

helping.

I get that.

So I didn't get your name.

It's Van.

And all your travels, where do you come home?

Wherever I land.

So here and now, I suppose.

Well, if you decide to stick around, you should make this air.

Well, maybe I will.

Hey. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

Hey.

Hi. I was writing and taking a little break. I guess I can doze off.

Yeah.

You doing okay?

Yeah.

Taking advantage of the quiet.

I get it.

Um, you know, Annie's making dinner, so I gotta go.

Yep.

Take care, okay?

Yeah, you too.

To half it's lost and half it's found. I can't believe that you would leave

me this way.

I am broken now to a thousand

pieces and past stolen ones.

It's a piece...