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When you turn on a magazine or turn on the TV today, 60% of women get

inferiority complexes.

And almost all men are afraid of bruises.

Because there you can almost only see cartilage, which you would prefer to

spend a large portion of fries with mayo.

Dieting and a completely unhealthy beauty ideal have led to men ...

who prefer to have something right in their hands, usually go out empty

-handed.

Dirty and bloody young is in, and whoever is beyond 30 and carries a few

pounds too much with them, is, according to self-proclaimed experts, outmoded.

Most men would much rather like rounder ladies, like these two boys, Mark and

Lukas.

For the two, it may well be a so-called mature woman, because they are known to

have much more experience.

It is like a good wine, says Mark. It gets better and better with the years.

Ugh.

Yeah.

Finally, Peter wanted to go to the cinema with the daughter of this lady.

But he got confused during the day.

And so he suddenly stood across from her.

At this moment, Peter quickly forgot about his daughter.

Because he just couldn't resist this crunchy mother in luscious clothes.

No wonder.

At his planned date, he would have been able to count on entangled fiddling.

I prefer Anne there, Peter says.

Die weiß, was sie will, kennt sich aus und ich laufe hinterher nicht mit dicken

Eiern nach Hause.

Wer will ihm da einen Vorwurf machen?

Yeah.

We're back in Lucas' bar, where he's just telling a friend about the hot song

with the ripe blondes.

Sylvie enters the scene and Lucas' friend Davy thinks, I'll try that too.

Hello? Hello?

What would you like?

Cola.

Thank you very much.

That's nice.

What's your name?

Sylvie. You look great.

Thank you. You too.

No problem.

Don't worry, we're friends.

My crazy wife.

Oh.

Here they come!

They are really awesome!

The experience convinced Davey that mature women are the better lovers.

Shortly afterwards, he helps his friends to install a new lamp in the neighbor's

apartment.

And of course, they immediately go crazy when neighbor Shirley comes in to drink

a little liqueur and watch the hot boys at work.

As Shirley sees the good Davy standing in front of her on the ladder again, she

can't resist either. And before the boys realize it, they are entangled in a

flurry of trouble with the friendly neighbor.

Hans is at first a little skeptical about the whole thing, but he quickly

realized that this woman knows what his young heart and especially his tail are

dreaming about.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Ooh. Ooh.

Mmm.

Wake up my...

Davy has now given up all dates with same-age girls and instead prefers to

take care of the numerous women in his neighborhood.

They appreciate the attention of this young man and, above all, don't have

high expectations of him.

After all, it's not about love here, says this lady named Lisa, but simply

about good sex.

Männer in meinem Alter denken nach dem ersten Fick gleich, ich wäre ihr

Privateigentum, und das nervt gewaltig.

Ich will keine dauerhafte Beziehung, in der ich mich dann irgendwann als eine

Art Putzfrau wiederfinde.

Ich will gefickt werden und dann sagen können, danke, das war's, bis zum

nächsten Mal.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh yeah.

ah ah

um um

Oh.

Oh.

Ugh.

So friends, if the next hot blondie with wasp talia gives you an abfu, if you

just ask for the time, then remember, round mothers are better off anyway.