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Hi.

Sorry.

My name's Ryan. I've actually been walking around the neighborhood right

now trying to see if anybody might be interested or contemplating selling

their home. Oh, no, no, thank you. I'm not interested. I mean, no, the

neighborhood is great. The houses out here are beautiful, and I've got a lot.

I'm sorry, here, I should give you my card, actually.

I've got a lot of clients that are definitely looking for, you know,

perfect homes for their new families that are going to be in the area. No, I

get it.

Ryan, but I'm not interested.

It's getting late, thank you. No, no, it's a great sale. It's a great

investment for them and then for you. I mean, the nest egg that you could pick

from a place like this, I would imagine that I could get for you.

And then I got a whole bunch of properties that are gray lifted.

I mean, your pool out there is cute and all, but I've got one that, I mean, you

could house a couple dolphin in there. All right.

On top of. I'm going to level with you, Ryan.

This isn't my house. Oh great. So it'll be totally fine Like you can talk show

me all around and I can leave some more information with them and I can even

show you a couple places Friends are in Vegas and they're just rich assholes.

See so they're always dressed. This isn't my dress. The dress is great

What's

a little walk around just Walker, I mean obviously I can't do anything like we'll

just kind of like

This place is great. I don't even know if they're trying to sell their place.

Most people don't know if they're even trying to sell. Wow.

So this place is great.

Yeah, it's pretty swanky.

Look at the crown molding up there.

How many bedrooms is this?

I've only seen the master. I'm sleeping in their room. Awesome. So we're going

to be able to get a full tour of the place and really check it out. And then

you can even relay that information to your friends.

you can come with me we can go check out a couple of properties that i do have

are you looking for house widgets uh that's a yes everybody's always looking

everybody's always looking i'm kind of like on couches right now that's fine

see it's perfect because i got places little you know like cozy small places

and even even bigger than this hey what's this over here this is this is

great let yourself in no no you don't see very many like jade fireplaces like

this great Good stone.

How many fireplaces are in this place?

At least this one. At least this... We are... Yeah.

You have no idea. With a sturdy mantel like this, you have no idea how many

people I know will just line up their trophies all on there.

Trophies? Yeah, perfect trophy display.

You know, I've sold like three houses that look just like that. One last week

in Detroit.

Really? Yeah. Oh, that's nice.

Though, you know... Is that one of the Great Lakes?

That definitely looks like eerie. Yeah. Yeah, it has an ear. Yeah. Yeah, I Mean

I'm sure they're married to this furniture, but if they really want to

sell we'd have to Get rid of it probably stage it. I mean, that's just This just

looks bad How do you think I feel I've slept on that for two weeks Like it's

that's kind of disgusting.

Yeah I mean does it take you back to college? This is like

It's some college parties I've been to. That's what I'm saying. That I don't

remember very much of.

I don't know if they need to hire a realtor. They might just need to hire a

decorator. Well, no. They need both. They need the decorator to stage it and

the realtor to sell it. That's where they're going to... You don't take no

for an answer, do you?

No, babe. Always be closing.

Well, I think my motto is always be opening. Well, that is one way to close

I'm just saying you got to get in In order to bring them down.

I don't think that makes sense. It sounds like it doesn't but it works like

every time See cuz we've got this report. You wouldn't even let me in the

door now.

How did you get in here actually?

How did that happen?

Is there something about you where I just feel really comfortable?

It's very non-pressurative. It puts you in the driver's seat. We want to make

sure that you're doing good. Because, you know, you're going to be the one

that's going to go back and tell your friend that, no, that guy, he is really

good. He knows what he's doing. He knows how to.

And he knows he's going to get you the best bang for your buck. And he knows at

least one of the Great Lakes.

Maybe one. Maybe one.

We won't push that too much. But at least know the house in the lakes. Yeah.

Like, what kind of girl am I? Shit.

You're doing good.

I'm doing good? You're doing good.

So, um, they don't come home for, like, 48 hours.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. We can do a lot in 48 hours. Yeah, and if we're going to get

rid of the couch anyways, or you're going to have them get rid of it, like,

might as well get the people down at the thrift store. You know the story.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Are you trying to close on me now?

Always be close.

There, you're right.

You have a knack for this, too. You definitely got the outfit for it.

And the body. And the smile.

The smile? Yeah. It's all about the smile. The smile's what brings people

in. Uh-huh. Look at you.

Very, very sexy.

Thank you.

That's almost what I've had on this couch in two weeks.

Those are amazing.

Thank you. I have two of them.

Is this how you sell all the houses?

We'll see.

It's a bill. I think they started designing it recently.

It's like a

chastity bill shit.

May I?

Of course.

It's okay if I get spit on this couch, right?

It's going anyway.

Oh.

Thank you.

Closer, closer, closer, closer, man.

The one day I chose to wear panties, too.

The one day? The one day. Yeah, you and I are going to get along just fine.

That is a thing for beauty.

This is the most fun I've had on this couch.

Just wait.

Just open that little hole.

Oh, fuck.

You're in charge here.

You're trying to sell me.

I may.

I thought those were business cards.

It's a form of business card.

It makes business a pleasure.

Hey, you know, you got to test, right?

I think right there is good. Right there? OK. I'm good at laying on my

back.

For now.

For now.

There we go.

All right, this couch does suck.

Oh.

Vaulted ceilings. See?

Sound carries wealth.

Selling point.

This couch, man, I'm telling you.

You have a good eye.

And the shirt.

I can't help you.

Oh, since you're doing a lot of the...

I give you a black eye with my big tits in your face.

Shit.

Oh, yeah, these are nice and deep.

Just a little.

I mean...

I won't tell that you got some on the carpet.

I think it adds value.

I'm gonna say I split my drink.

I'm gonna need to get this dress dry cleaned.

Yeah, and I never actually got your name.

Oh, it won't come up. It's not important.

It's not important. That's cool. That's fine. All right, so, um.

Yeah, I'm going to go check out your neighbor now. Yeah.

Yeah, you do that. They have a dog. Be careful.