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Film.

Are you taping me?

You are on film, that's what I mean. I guess you have it right now because you

own me.

I'm serious.

You own my body.

Legally.

But you know it's not legal until we consummate the marriage.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

You're not going to film it, are you?

Just a little bit.

A little bit of what?

Are you kidding me?

Okay, but then we watch it and we erase it.

Alright, that's fine.

As long as we can watch it afterwards.

Is this going to turn into like a European vacation thing?

I erased it, I swear!

I get to burn this tape at the end.

It's like, what's that? Hey, it's your tape.

Go, go, gadget. Okay, gadget. It's like gadget when you get his little notes and

then they self-destruct.

When we're done filming, we want it to self-destruct.

Okay.

So we just got married.

I wore lingerie for you.

I appreciate it. Trying to get the push-up bra to work.

They're not having any of it.

No.

I don't know. The camera makes me a little uncomfortable.

I have to say.

Okay. We won't use it very long.

Okay. Okay.

What's that?

What? Is that a banana?

Stop moving!

Such a good one.

Alright.

This couch, I can't get a good angle.

Like music?

No, like the lipgloss.

That makes it feel good.

Do you like that? Yeah.

Hmm.

Yeah, it feels great.

Ah, yeah.

Deep throat?

Yeah, deep throat.

Okay, I'm going to make you throw up.

He throws one thing, esophagus, windpipe, another.

God,

yeah.

Oh, it feels so good.

So much spit.

Alright. I want you inside me. I want you inside me.

I do.

Stop. I want you inside me.

Great.

Ow,

that hurts!

Gently! Otherwise I'll take it out on him.

Okay, okay.

Put that damn thing down!

I'm not even

talking.

No?

No.

Preferably sooner.

Can we take that?

Come on, we're going to raise it. If I do, it's my wedding gift to you.

Okay, good.

It's for you.

Why would you want to commit it to tape?

So I can watch it later?

When are you going to watch it that I'm not going to be there to show you in

person?

I shaved it for you. Did you?

I did.

Pipe the camera down and come fuck me.

There you go.

It's all fun and games till somebody loses an eye with things.

I hope this

is, you know, only leading up to you fucking me because I asked you ten

minutes ago to fuck me and you're too busy with that goddamn camera. If you

don't put this in me, I'm gonna fucking die.

Put it in me.

I'm just trying to live to the anticipation.

Build the anticipation.

It's built. Done.

Like Rome built in the dead.

Done.

You ready to fuck your wife?

Okay, are you done fiddling with the camera?

Fuck me.

As in, like, do it now. Fuck me now.

God damn it.

Are you ready now?

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.

What do I have to say to get laid on my wedding night?

Wait, cheers again.

Fuck. And to him.

You know I was never ever self-conscious about having sex until you fucking put

a camera in the room.

Now I'm sitting there like, my tits.

No, no, keep silent for a second.

I like it. I like it because it gives me a bigger tent!

Did you say you are? You can't say that.

What?

Ow. My ring.

I'm not used to having a ring.

I got you with my wedding ring. That's fucking classic.

It's new.

What can I say? It's like a new car when you skip it.

Shut up.

Don't touch me.

Don't touch me.

All right, okay.

I want to fight you now. Come on.

Stop.

You can't laugh when you want to.

When you say you want to fight me, you can't laugh.

I'm laughing.

I'm gonna have to laugh.

It's a motto.

I have the bullshit.

But go ahead and believe that.

I call bullshit on the mystery.

Yeah?

Rather than fuck the mystery.

Mm-mm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-mm. Yeah.

No. No, I'm sorry.

You call bullshit on it. I do call bullshit on this.

I do.

And I can't really get to it with your plan on it.

It's tough, bro.

Is it?

Mm-hmm.

I figured it out. Wow, that was good.

Thank you very much. Best part of your time.

You too.

Do you know there's something really sexy about that?

Doing this as people fly by us on fake taxis on a roller coaster.

There's something really sexy about that.

Shit pussy.

Do you?

Uh huh. It's real good.

Spit on me.

Spit.

I love it.

Spit on me again.

Ellie, I had so much spit. Oh, come on, baby.

Oh my god, I don't care.

I'm just kidding.

Really.

Congress line. Congress line.

you so good.

And the screaming only adds to the effect.

Like, they're screaming, Travis, come on, Travis, come on.

Oh, my God.

I fucking love that.

Oh my god.

Oh baby.

Oh my god.

Come on, my tits.

God, you have a fucking great dick.

Huh?

Give me some credits.

You have the moves too.

These moves.

I'm sorry.

Oh, excuse me.

You don't want your mom and dad getting all the credit for genetics.

What the fuck? I have the moves too.

You're not fucking with my mom.

You brought your mom up between six, now fuck me harder.

You.

Same with me.

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't lie, lie in your phone, just don't.

oh my god

This is recording, right? Is there a reply on?

Fuck off.

Is there?

right there. I got you.

Don't stop.

Right up in here.

Oh my god.

Jesus Christ.

That felt so fucking good. I mean, that felt so good.

Do it again.

Fuck me now. I don't want it. No?

No? Mm-mm.

I don't want you to fuck.

Fuck me now.

Just a second. Why?

What?

Why do you... Don't.

It's important, but there's more and more.

Yeah.

God damn.

This is so good inside.

I do it so hard I feel your balls. I love that.

I'll see you guys.

Tits.

I can feel you guys having a hard time.

Turn it over.

Turn it over.

Yeah.

Fuck.

You're not very anti-oakley.

You've missed a spot.

you hear that i love it now that

that's the sound of marriage okay do you hear that that

and

god damn it did you just

You made me ask.