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Oh, God, Isabella.

I cannot begin to tell you how happy I am at this moment.

Life is absolute perfection, my love.

But I must admit, Manuel, I'm a little nervous.

Nervous? There's no need to be nervous.

Is it true that the Caribbean Sea is infested with murderous pirates?

Oh, yes.

But I would never let one pirate within sight nor sound nor breath.

But you are far too sexy.

God, I cannot wait to see your body.

Manuel, stop it. We're married now.

You'll get to see it soon enough.

But there's still one more thing.

What if when you see my body you decide that you don't like it?

Then I guess I'll have to sell you to some lusty pirates who are in need of a

sex slave.

I'm sure you're worth a gold piece or two.

Manuel, you're such an ass.

What? Seriously.

You're now and forever my wife. Nothing will change that.

I love you for everything that you are.

Everything that you are not and everything that you will become.

Thank you, my love.

Thank God for heavenly perfection.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh, baby, no.

260 years I have waited for this greatness and the moment has almost

arrived. We are close.

She has given no sign that she has spotted us.

Well done.

Keep us sailing in swift darkness.

Aye, Captain.

What's wrong?

Oh, nothing. Return to sleep, my love.

Where are you going, sweetheart?

I'm just going to go breathe some fresh sea air.

I'll return soon.

Manuel, have you ever seen such a heavenly night? Tell you, in all my

years of sailing, I've never seen such serenity upon the sea.

God has blessed us with peace tonight, hasn't he? Certainly has.

So how long do you think before we reach Caribbean waters?

We should arrive late morning.

That soon?

If we don't lose the calm breeze at our back. And if it picks up?

You get there before sunup.

Rest assured, I'll get you there safely.

I have no doubt of that. You've always delivered my goods with speed and care,

Captain. Thank you, my friend.

I'll be gone with you.

You should be resting with your beautiful new wife.

She's probably cold without you.

You're right, Captain.

Good night.

What's this air, my love?

The only air that I wish to breathe is that of your sweet breath.

I love you so much.

And I you.

When I get my trade post, I will shower you with anything that you desire.

I only desire you.

I know.

I just thought I would sweeten the deal a little.

You're such a fool.

Then maybe I should be more foolish more often.

Line up the crew on the bow. Bring me the passengers from the deck below.

And Serena, as much as I love your methods, don't even consider killing

anyone this time.

What are you doing to me? I'm Henry.

Sir, if you release her, we will gladly do as you wish.

There's no need for this violent game. Sorry, sir.

Ahoy, me hearties. My name is Captain Victor Stagnetti. I sincerely apologize

for any inconvenience such pirates may have caused you, but being that we are

pirates, sadly, this is our way.

Usually, this sort of incursion ends with individuals such as yourselves

decapitated, with your heads floating in a sea for sharks to devour. However,

this sort of pirate delight does not have to occur.

if I'm given what I desire.

Then what is it you desire, Captain?

I was getting to that.

I hate when I'm interrupted, don't you?

Aye! Now, I've been searching for a man for a very, very, very long time, and my

search is going to end right here and now.

Will the man with the name Manuel Valenzuela step forward to reveal

himself?

What a pretty pearl necklace.

That's enough.

I'm Manuel Venezuela.

I am Manuel Venezuela.

I am Manuel.

Please, let me save her. Good. I thought I was going to have to throw the entire

crew off the ship until I found you. Captain, please.

I beg you, let me save her. No. You're far too valuable to be shark meat. That,

my friend, is a fate for your pretty lady to enjoy.

You'll stay right next to me for safety's sake. Please, she is my wife.

Don't let her die.

I beg you, please, have compassion.

Thank you, gentlemen, for your time. You may go on your merry way, seaman. I bid

you adieu.

Gentlemen, back to the Devil's Rose.

And my vicious lady, too.

Helmsman, prepare to set sail.

Are you really going to let her go unscathed, sir?

Of course not.

Sink her.

Captain's Log, August 25th, 1763.

It has been four long weeks since we've seen any Corsairs.

The crew is grown restless and unmotivated.

I try to motivate them by teaching them swordplay, but they grow tired only

after a few minutes of practice.

Somehow my first mate Jules has managed to keep their spirits high.

I'm not sure how she does it. I haven't the slightest idea.

Many of the men are very inarticulate. I think that she gives them lessons by

helping them improve their oral skills or perhaps even Bible study.

Each night I hear the sounds of praise and joy coming from her cabin that could

only be induced by earnest worship.

This is gonna sign me.

At least we know the good Lord will be with us on our journey. However, there's

a far more serious problem approaching.

The ship's food supplies are getting very dangerously low, and I fear that we

must return to port soon.

I have a deep desire to vanquish any pirates that we come upon, but to be

honest, I'm a little concerned.

Because Wu Chao, my gunner, cannot seem to make the new cannons fire with very

much might.

Each time the cannons fire, they smell like rotting goat's ass.

Wu believes that the gunpowder needs more potassium nitrate and less sulfur.

It's not my fault. I need potassium.

The bad news is that we don't have any potassium nitrate.

But regardless, we will fight the pirates by sword or by hand to the death

if necessary.

As for myself, I feel confident and secure knowing that we will soon sight

either a Corsair or a Kog, and then when called upon, my crew will jump into

action. We are brave.

We are men and women born of the cold sea.

Pirates will fear us.

They will fear me.

Captain Edward Reynolds, captain of the Sea Stallion.

Edward.

Excuse me. The captain has made specific orders not to be disturbed by anyone for

any reason.

Unless we're under attack, and even then.

That's quite all right, Oxford. I'll speak to the commander.

But, sir, really, it's quite necessary to complete the log. For once it's been

begun... That's quite all right, Oxford. You are dismissed.

We will continue the log later.

I suggest that you report immediately to the crow's nest.

Aye, my captain.

Oxford was right. You should not have disturbed me.

As captain of the sea stallion, it is my responsibility to make sure that all the

ship's protocols are adhered to exactly and precisely.

As ship's captain, it is my responsibility to make sure that my

orders are followed exactly and precisely.

As ship's captain, it is my responsibility to make sure that the

rules of this vessel are strictly adhered to. Edward, stop the charade.

What's wrong?

I'm a fool, Jules.

I'm a lousy commander.

I can't hunt pirates.

I can't even hunt tuna.

The crew, they hate me.

What are you talking about?

We've been dreaming about this since we were children.

I'm a lousy commander.

We haven't seen a ship, let alone a pirate ship, in four weeks. Four weeks!

My father was right.

I should have stayed on a tobacco plantation just to help him run it.

No.

You've just lost faith in yourself.

Yes, it's true if you've never stepped foot on a boat before you brought this

vessel.

Yes, it's true if you've never been in combat with a man nor a pirate.

Yes, it's true you have no knowledge of the seas.

But you have a dream, and that, my friend, is stronger than any knowledge

or experience.

It's your fate.

What if this isn't my destiny? What if this isn't my fate?

You can what-if your whole life and die peacefully in a warm bed, or you can

make worthy of your existence and prevent pirates from inflicting

suffering on innocent people like our loved ones had to endure.

Captain! Stay at home!

Stay at home!

Well, let's see what our fate has in store for us.

Where's the galleon, Oxford?

Off the bow, my captain. Bow.

I don't see anything.

Look! There's something floating in the water.

Still don't see anything. Check your deadlights, Oxford.

There's somebody floating on the wood.

Man overboard.

Helmsman! Bring the ship around to that debris!

I can!

Come!

Get her inside.

It's okay.

It's okay.

You're safe here.

Is she all right? What happened?

Yeah, she's a little disoriented.

Here, my dear.

Take this and drink it. It will help you relax.

My name is Captain Edward Reynolds, and you're safely aboard my ship, the Sea

Stallion. Are you pirates?

Pirates? No, I. Well, we. What we do work. We are pirate hunters.

Thank God. I certainly thought I was going to die.

You're very much safe here.

That's what Manuel said, too.

Who's Manuel?

My husband.

Was your ship attacked by pirates?

Yes.

We just got married in Spain. We were destined to Nocevilla Island.

Learn to have a family.

I'm sorry.

We were wakened by pirates.

Then the pirate captain told my husband to step forward and reveal himself, but

Manuel didn't.

I was done when I was thrown overboard by the pirate captain.

Do you remember his name?

I think he said his name was Captain Victor.

Signetti.

Who is he?

Well, he's just the personification of everything that is all evil and

wrongdoing, that's all.

We must find him.

Uh, he could be halfway across the ocean by now.

Nevertheless, we must find him.

But first, we'll need some more supplies and information before we start our

search. We must go to Swords Cabot Island.

Where?

It's a small island off the coast which harbors thieves, murderers, and pirates

of the Caribbean.

Uh, I have something to talk to you about.

Captain, can we talk in private?

Isabella, I want you to sleep and rest assured knowing that you're safely and

secure right here aboard my vessel.

Do you think my daughter's alive?

I don't know.

But if he is, we will find him.

Thank you.

What has happened to you? I just want us to consider the danger we are about to

be up against.

Can't we start with a pirate that's a little less... accomplished?

If we defeat Victor Signetti, we will strike fear in the soul of all pirates.

Think about it, Edward.

Think about what the world would write.

Really?

What would they say?

Newspapers will read, Captain Edward Reynolds saves the world once again from

murderous pirates.

Is it possible?

Oh yeah, it's possible.

Really? Books will write about how handsome you are.

Yes, I do look good in these clothes, don't I?

They would write about your bravery.

Yes, I do look death right in the eye and kick him in the testicles.

And finally, they will read about the love you have within for all creatures.

Right on the mark.

I love so much, sometimes it hurts.

Oh, Edward the woman?

What?

The women. Oh yeah, the women. They will run into your arms for safety and

comfort. Yes, I do have strong arms, don't I?

Evil doesn't stand a chance against these twin Hellfire cannons.

So what do you say? Are you with me, my friend?

Yes.

Now and forever.

Captain Edward Reynolds, Pirate Hunter.

Faithful crew of the Sea Stallion, I am about to lead you on a perilous journey.

into the eye of danger, a journey in which some of you or perhaps none of you

will ever return.

We are going to hunt down and kill the most notorious and dangerous of all

pirates, Captain Victor Stagnetti and his pirate ship, the Devil's Robes.

Now, I have spoken to you before about the dangers you may encounter on a

voyage of this nature, but this is a menace like none other.

Woo, Oxford, I will not hold it against you if you do not join me.

You are my friends and my friends forever.

However...

Those that do wish to join me, take a giant step forward now.

Remember, you will all be well rewarded by my husband when this voyage is over.

Well done.

Commander, set sail for Sword Scabbard Island.

Aye, sir!

Drew!

Smartly to the rigging. Aye, Captain!

Well said, Captain.

Thank you, Commander.

What are we doing?

We're sailing for now.

But when the time comes, we do when the doing meets done.

Crew, full speed ahead to Sword Scabbard Island.

I can feel its awesome power beckoning me.

We are close, Serena. Go into town, find where the Indian resides, and then

report back to me.

As you wish.

There it is.

The brethren of liars, thieves, and murderers.

Sword Scavenger Island.

Helmsman, take us to the northern end of the island. I see a secluded place to

weigh anchor.

Aye, Captain.

Commander?

Inform the crew we'll be dropping anchor and disembarking soon. Aye, Captain.

Crewsmen, prepare to drop anchor and disembark.

We're not ready for this yet, Jules.

I know. Isn't it exciting?

Captain, are we there yet?

Almost, Wu. We're about ready to drop anchor.

Good. I can get some potassium, Newton, too.

All right.

Now listen up.

Jules will be searching the west and southern end of the island. I will be

searching the northern and eastern end.

Where I'm going, Captain?

Woo, you'll search every place in between. We'll let you know if we find

anything. Aye, Captain.

Can I help?

Yes, you go with Woo.

All right.

Now we have to remain vigilant.

We are about to disembark into the tongue of the servant.

I am looking for an in-kind Indian who resides here on this island.

Can anyone tell me where he is?

Well, well.

It isn't the infamous Serena.

The villainous Serena.

The murderous Serena.

If you do not know where the Indian is, I suggest you crawl back into that

bottle from which you came.

I do not wish to harm you.

I know where the Indian lives.

Then tell me.

So close to death, and still no answer?

Oh, I'll tell you.

It'll cost you.

The Indian lives in a mission on the west end of the island.

I believe he's a monk.

If what you have said is a lie, you will die a long and tortuous death.

I wouldn't expect anything less from you, Serena.

I don't fear death.

In fact, I invite him here nightly to drink with me, but he always seems to

stand me up.

I hope death finds you soon. I hope so, too.

Alms for the poor?

Right.

God bless.

Whoa, shiver of timber.

Look at his pretty dress.

Wear them just for both you two, sweetheart.

Hey, step right up. She's a galleon, my friend.

Who offers me board of balloons for her?

I get wonderblown from someone out there. Bones to the pole?

Wait a minute. Didn't I just give you... Bones to the pole?

Right then.

There you go.

God bless, sir.

Heaven is sure expensive.

If I could get there.

Good body like that. I don't think you'll have a problem.

Thank you, ladies.

Run along, monkey.

Look at you. Aren't you a handsome boy?

And a strong one, too.

Careful, those cannons might go off. You are so adorable.

The name is Edward.

And yours?

I'm Madeline.

Nice to meet you.

And this is Christina.

Christina! She's the newest addition to Pink Cannonballs.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

So tell me, what is Pink Cannonballs? Well, why don't you come with us and

we'll show you.

No, I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't. I'm looking for someone.

Well, we can help you look.

We know everyone who passes through this island.

I'm looking for a pirate.

We know many, many pirates, don't we, Madeline? Of course we do. But it's not

safe to speak of pirates in the street.

Let's go inside.

Well, I really shouldn't.

Yes, let's go inside and we'll tell you.

everything we know about pirates.

Hello, Marco.

Jules.

I knew one day you would walk through those doors again back into my life.

Marco, I'm not here to hurt you.

Oh, well, then I suppose you're here to pick up the broken pieces of my heart

and put them into that scrapbook of my suffering.

I don't know why I'm here. My ship landed here.

Are you still captain of HMS Dinghyor? Marco, why are you doing this?

I'm sorry, did I invite you to come sit down and have a drink? No, I saw you and

I thought that... Oh, you thought what? That I would unconditionally welcome

ruin and chaos back into my life?

This isn't gonna work. You know what? My life doesn't work. Ever since you left

me, nothing works. Stop with your false chats. Stop?

Did my eyes stop crying when you left me?

Did my stomach stop aching with the loss of your touch? Did my pain ever stop?

No. No, Jules, it never did. So why should I stop now? What do you want?

What do you want me to say?

I'm a slut. I'm a whore. I'm a streetwalker.

Then I fuck every guy I encounter, and I love it.

It's not true. She's just making a point, you idiots.

Let's put things in perspective.

We had a few nights of decent sex. Stop being so dramatic.

Decent? I was magnificent.

Yes, you were amazing. You were magnificent.

Then why did you leave me? I made a mistake, and I severely regret it.

Yes, I left you for another man, but I did not mean to hurt you.

Hurt me? No. You killed me, okay?

I walk around this world lifeless and without love because of you. Okay,

Marco. I'll leave you at your place.

You know what? Even if you did leave me in peace, I wouldn't find it. I'm in

pain with you here. I'll be in pain when you leave.

At least be... Please let me be in pain watching your beautiful face.

Sit down, have a drink. Can we live in this moment, in this moment alone?

Yes. Time begins and ends here.

I will drink to that.

Drink up, sweetheart.

Live for tonight.

The past is but dust, and the future is but a mist in the coming winds.

Drink up.

Tonight will be a living memory.

Father, forgive me.

For I have sinned.

What are your sins, my son? What is this man, tight and gagged? He's not your

concern. Any man suffering within the house of God is my concern.

I'm looking for an Incan Indian who works and lives within these walls.

I cannot help.

Let me warn you before you speak.

If you try to lie or evade me, I will run the sword through your skull.

Who are you? What the devil are you doing here?

Don't speak the devil's name in vain.

Why would you cause another man to harm?

Because I can.

Give yourself to God, and your soul will be saved.

Oh, you men of the cloth are all the same.

Always so concerned with souls and saving.

I'm going to ask you one more time.

Then I'm going to cause so much pain to your body that your soul will feel it in

heaven. I don't fear you or death.

Good.

Serena, take the father and tie him to the altar. I think it is time that he

confesses his sins to Father Victor Stagnetti. You are Captain Victor

Stagnetti. God help us all.

Be concerned with saving yourself.

It's a bit slow tonight.

It's awkward.

Christina, why don't you go and get Edward some rum?

No, I shouldn't.

Nonsense. A little grog won't hurt you.

Besides, you look tense.

You know, I have been under a lot of pressure lately.

Here you go, my dear.

Thank you.

Ladies.

Good stuff.

I'll get you another.

Come on.

Let's go rest that gorgeous body.

It is.

I'm looking for a pirate.

Pirate by the name of... This fabric is so

soft. What is it? It's silk from India.

So smooth.

Not as smooth as these silk lips.

Here.

Touch it.

Yes, that's very smooth.

Ah, thank you.

There are many more delights where that came from.

They're kissing with their tongues.

Never mind.

He's ours, bitch.

Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, please.

There'll be no fighting. Not when Captain Edward Reynolds is here to save

the day. There'll be no bloodshed. Shed.

Bloodshed. What was I talking about?

You were just saying that you wanted to take Christina and I to a bedroom.

Was I?

Don't remember that.

Yes, let's go talk about this someplace more comfortable.

And don't even think of following us.

The pirate's name I'm looking for is, uh... is, uh... Let us talk of this

pirate later.

Yes. Let's talk of dreams and fantasy.

What do you mean?

Every man has a dream.

I dreamed the other night that my cuck was a giant trimester Spanish galleon.

No. What have you always dreamed of becoming?

I want to be the greatest pirate hunter the world has ever known.

Your wish is our command.

Now, Captain Edward, close your eyes and imagine that this bed is your warship.

You're floating on an open sea of treachery.

It is night, and you are sleeping.

A pirate hunter's eyes are always open, always awake, always vigilant, ready to

do battle at a moment's notice.

Details. It's always details. with these men.

Through the darkness, through the blinding snow, through the fog, Pirate

Hunter will relentlessly hunt his prey.

Nothing will stop him and nothing will stop me.

Pirates, attack!

Now, Captain Edward, it's time to taste some sweet pirate wine.

You have wine?

Oh, wine, I get it.

His sword is so massive.

Show him that we do not fear his weapons.

Aye aye, Captain.

I want to taste your massive sword.

I'm the greatest pirate in the world.

You're the greatest pirate hunter in the world!

I

am the

greatest pirate hunter in the world.

All the way down. All the way down.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yes.

Yes. Do it again. Do it again.

Choke on it.

Choke on it. Choke on it. Choke on it.

Oh,

my God.

That's fucking hot.

That's fucking hot.

Do it again.

Oh, fuck, all the way. Come on, come on, come on. Catch me.

Oh, yes.

Yes,

do it again.

Yes, yes, yes.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. All the fucking way. All the way. Come on. Come on.

Yes.

Come on. Yes. Come on.

Oh,

fuck.

Yes, all the way, come on, come on, come on.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

That's my girl.

That's my girl.

Yes.

What a night to remember.

Great sex, drinking, meeting the world's most feared pirate.

Who would that be?

Captain Victor Stignetti's first mate, Serena. You met Victor Stignetti?

No, I met his first mate. We traded wits, and she almost killed me.

Well, what's she doing here?

I don't know. She was looking for some Indian that lives in the Mission on the

west end of town.

Did she say where she was going?

No.

Why do you care?

I'm just curious about pirates.

Jules, I love you. What?

I love you.

Okay.

Well?

What do you want me to say?

Nothing. Nothing?

Nothing. It's obviously something, Marco.

You know what? Would it kill you to say that you love me too? What happened to

yesterday is dusk and tomorrow's mist?

Well, tomorrow's here, and it doesn't love me very much. Marco.

You know what, Jules? Just leave me. Just go be a horse somewhere else.

That's it.

Wait, what are you doing?

It's clear. I tried to enjoy this night with you, and it's clear that that's not

going to happen. Jules, no, please don't go. Don't say a word.

Okay, all right, listen. Maybe I overreacted. Maybe I was a little too

dramatic. I mean...

My mother always thought that I would be a great actor.

Well, maybe you should make believe that I'm staying so you won't be lonely. No,

Jules, where are you going? No, I can't risk losing you again.

Ladies, that was exquisite.

The pleasure was all ours.

Here's your coffee, darling.

Thank you, my dear.

Go away.

He's done.

I must say that I'm a little nervous in your presence.

Christina and Madeline told me that you were a pirate hunter.

I've always wanted to meet a real pirate hunter.

I'm just a man.

A great man, but just a man.

You look so strong.

No pirate could withstand your brute force.

Well, it's not my mighty sinew that has defeated so many, many pirates.

It's my knowledge of the sea which has guided me so gleefully.

You're not only beautiful, but your words are poetry.

It's so hard being so smart, so intelligent.

Sometimes people don't understand what I'm saying.

Captain Victor Stagnetti.

wouldn't stand a chance against your superior wit.

So you've heard of Captain Victor Stagnetti?

Yes, of course.

Everyone has.

In fact, he's here in town as we speak. Victor?

Here? Where? A few of his men just left to go to Blackbrew.

Blackbrew? Where is that?

It's two blocks down on your left. What are you going to do there?

What I was born to do.

I'm going to hunt and kill pirates.

You're so noble.

Kiss me.

I must depart.

I'll go with you. We'll fight Victor together.

No. This is something I need to do all alone.

No, please. I can't stand the smell here anymore. I can't even remove that

disgusting stench of those pirates from my body.

Please, take me with you. I must go.

But when I come back... I will make sure that those nasty, dirty pirates never

touch you again.

Edward, I love you.

You must go.

No, I need you. Women, Christina, help me. Come on, girl, let go.

You've got work to do. No, I never want to...

Tolerance for pain is remarkable.

Why won't you tell me where the Indian lives?

I'm not going to hurt him.

I made him promise.

It's only a matter of time. I will find him anyway.

Why are you doing this to me?

Because it is so wrong.

In so many ways, that's what makes it so pleasurable.

Serena wiped the blood from his lips. I want to hear his suffering clearly.

My child, give up this wretched pod.

God will help you.

It's too late.

Let God be the judge of this.

I'm glad you mentioned that.

Leave him alone.

Good timing.

I didn't want you to miss this.

No!

Why? Why did you do that?

I'm sorry, old friend.

You have ran around the world trying to escape me. And look at what horror it

has brought upon this man.

I have the descendant and the knife, and it is your birthright to show me what I

want to see.

Follow me.

Serena, hide the priest's body.

Keep watch.

When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a sorcerer.

A sorcerer? Why a sorcerer? What do you mean? Why not a sorcerer?

Yeah, I don't know about that one.

Hey, the captain will most certainly be satisfied with her.

My mother taught me to serve, how to make black power.

Someday I will learn to be a sorcerer.

And maybe I can see my father again.

How about you?

What do you want to be?

Spella!

Miss Bella, where are you?

Where is the Tiger of Atahualpa?

If you fail, you will drown in the blood of the innocent.

you do realize that if he is not the true descendant he will die and we will

all drown in the blood of the innocent

Is he still alive?

Aye. Good.

Untie him and gather the stones.

Stop right there!

Brother.

I know you're not a priest, but I need to confess to someone.

Follow me, my child.

What are your sins?

I've killed many men.

Say seven Hail Marys and ten Our Fathers.

That's not all.

Go on.

I've had premarital sex with men and women.

Participated in many lustful orgies.

Really? What?

Continue.

I've aided in the killing of a priest.

I don't want this life anymore.

I want all this death to stop.

Do you hear me, brother?

Brother?

Serena, what are you doing?

I thought I heard something.

Our work is done here.

Wasn't that a lovely sermon the father gave?

We'll have to come again next time, won't we?

Serena, perhaps you participate in communion next time.

Oh well, let's get off this stagnant island.

I don't have any more money for you. Edward.

Jules, Jules, I got some exciting news for you. No, I have to tell you

something about Victor Stagnetti. I have something to tell you. I do too. Me

first. Me first.

Okay, so I go to the pink cannonballs. And first, I walk through the door.

And the furniture doesn't really match the decorum. But the tap is... Edward.

Edward.

Yes. Anyway, through some creative intellect and through a little bit of

research, I have discovered that right now, as we speak, on this island, Victor

Stagnetti is here as we breathe.

Why are you wearing this robe?

What did I tell you? She's a whore to the bone.

The witch's crotch ain't even dry yet.

The harpy's got her talons in another swabby.

Who are you? Shut your mouth, landlubber.

Marcus, why are you doing this? Is this your new victim?

No, I've known him since I was a child. He is my captain.

What's that? I'll tell you what that is.

Captain is a sexual pet name she has for him. That's what it means.

Sea witch.

I loved you so much. I wish you didn't even exist.

And when you act like this, I wish you didn't exist. Shut your mouth.

Don't worry, matey. She won't be hurting any more men.

Then what does that mean? What that means is I'm not going to allow you to

hurt another man.

This is all one big misunderstanding.

Silence!

We're both going to die.

What?

If we don't put up a good show, they will. Just relax and enjoy yourself.

Look, me hearties. Look what I have captured.

What should I do with her? Take her clothes off.

You want to see what beauty lies beneath this dress?

Let go of me. What are you doing to me? Ooh, a fire spaniard.

That's great. Keep up that fighting, baby. Love it.

I release you from these garments and hide your beauty.

Is this what you want to see?

Yes!

I'm gonna kill you when I get free!

Don't tell me I felt the horror.

I want to give you the pleasure of calling you a whore.

So you want to be difficult.

Well, I'll show you what we do if you're kind.

If anyone of you touch me, I will cut your hands off or whatever part of your

body touches me.