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What's up?

Did you take the batteries out of my vibrator?

No, why would I do that? I don't touch your vibrator. It's gross.

Yeah, okay.

I put batteries in it yesterday and now it's not working.

So, make it make sense.

I didn't take batteries out of your vibrator. What are you talking about?

I'm trying to play video games right now.

You leave me alone.

Why is my vibrator not working?

I don't know. You took my batteries.

I didn't take your batteries. Why would I take your batteries?

I don't know if you're weird and you need it for your little game or

whatever.

My game?

These don't even take batteries. What are you talking about? What are you

doing? Give me my remote back.

You took the batteries out of this.

There's no batteries in there.

Give me my remote back.

Give me my remote back. There was batteries in my vibrator yesterday and

now it doesn't work. Obviously you took my batteries or something.

I didn't change your batteries. What are you doing? Give me my remote back.

Give it back to me.

Give it back to me. This thing moves.

Give it back to me.

Why are you doing this?

Give it back to me, I'm serious Whatever

I'm trying to play video games

Oh. What are you doing?

What am I doing?

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Sitting in the living room.

What do you mean sitting in the living room?

I do dick out.

Why were you just using my controller the way that you were just now?

Don't act like you weren't. I saw you.

What were you doing with my controller?

I mean, you took my batteries, and this thing vibrates, so... Yeah, I mean, it

vibrates to make the game better, not so you could use it as a vibrator.

But... So?

In the middle of the living room.

It works.

Yeah, I mean, I know it works, but...

It's not the point. You don't touch my stuff. You don't use my stuff to

masturbate.

I already did.

Yeah, I mean, you could have just got batteries, you know, for your vibrator.

I don't know why you have to use my stuff.

I had batteries in it as a thing.

You took my batteries.

Whatever. I mean, even if I did, it doesn't mean you get to masturbate with

my controller.

I was trying to do something about it.

You know?

You know?

You know, bricked up and kind of whammy.

I don't know. I'll probably just put something on the TV, maybe something,

and kind of finish up, you know?

By yourself?

Yeah, I mean, you were a...

You were doing it in the middle of the living room, so why can't I?

I don't know.

I just didn't think you would have such a big thing.

What do you mean?

You think it's big?

I mean, yeah.

Like, it kind of looks like it.

What?

Are you serious?

It's definitely better than your game controller thing.

Yeah, but you know we can't do that.

Why?

I don't know. It's crazy.

What's the problem?

I don't know.

Are you being for real right now?

I mean... Yeah.

I'm horny too.

I mean, obviously, I got that, but are you sure?

Wow,

this is crazy.

I know.

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Mama.

Thank you.

My.

I want to eat that. I want to eat that.

Maybe we should take this to the bedroom, right?

Yeah, probably shouldn't be doing this in the middle of the whole year.

Yeah, you're right.

Come on, girl.

Yes.

You sure about this?

Yeah.

Mmm.

That's it.