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A film by Come on, let's get together.

Where?

There?

On that rock, for example.

There, yes.

On that one?

Yes, there, there.

Put on your skirt.

Move a little, girl.

We've been here all morning and I'm tired.

Girl, these photos are necessary.

In the Cortés-Cocer people don't take them

for granted.

I don't know what it has to do

with these photos to sell it on place.

But you look great.

Come on, Witty, put on your skirt.

You know what?

I don't feel like it.

Come on, girl, I don't know what kind

of photos we're going to do with the

beating you're giving me.

Well, some normal photos.

That's why I don't see the need to

come to the field.

Besides, you know what I'm saying?

In front of the Cibeles they could look

like...

thinner.

Look, doll.

I need peace of mind to inspire myself.

So don't give me the barrel anymore.

Some bikini photos would be perfect.

To enter the English court.

I don't see the need to have to

take some photos in a bikini.

Come on, girl, we're alone.

You trust me.

But what are you doing?

You're crazy.

Calm down, there's no one here.

Besides, you have a body.

Leave me, beast.

Animal.

What if someone sees us?

But, girl, who's going to see us?

There's no one here.

Besides, on the beach they're on topless.

Come on, girl, let's look for lonely and

romantic places.

Don't go too far.

Remember, Martin.

Only in the record section.

Yes, look, look.

Do you see that little tree?

Come on, get on that little tree.

You'll see how good you'll be.

How crazy, how crazy.

Get on the little tree.

Get in there, there, in the foliage, in

the foliage.

In the foliage?

What are you thinking about?

Wait, wait, let's see.

I'm going to give you yours.

I'm going to give you yours.

You bastard.

We're here.

Good.

Take your things.

Come on, let's go.

Let's go, Cecilia.

I want to catch a butterfly, at least.

Look, look, there's one.

Oh, I'm going to fall.

She's a brute.

Paquita.

Let me.

Wait a minute.

Don't move.

Silly.

Paquita, you're beautiful.

What are you doing?

For the love of my soul, Paquita, you're

beautiful.

Let me go.

Paquita, I'm going to eat you, really.

You're so beautiful.

What about the pictures?

The pictures?

Forget about the pictures.

Look at my body.

I'm a beast.

Look, sister.

Some glutes.

With rhythmic movements.

But what a shame.

The basses are passing.

They're passing.

Come on, my mother, let's go.

Come on, girls, sing, sing.

Come on, Cecilia, this is not a dream.

What a mother she is.

Again, here she has us.

A very beautiful young lady.

Listen to her, this is a punishment from

God.

Of course.

He's well fed by repression.

And now you take me home.

And the next pictures, you throw them at

your father.

But Paquita, but Paquita, for the mother who

gave birth to me.

And Paquita or nothing.

For me.

THE END

Who are

you, a smartass?

Narrow, who are you, a narrow?

Boy, we are in Europe.

And in Europe, friends of different sexes are

respected.

Bye.

What a shame.

What will the neighbor think?

I can't take it anymore.

Yes, but be careful with my throat.

With that skirt, I had to be ashamed.

You don't want me to go without a

skirt?

My Neapolitan grandfather was also going to put

up with that.

One that makes me sick.

But stay still, man, it makes me nervous.

You are very right.

It's just that the one who is born

golf, in exchange for those of us who

go decent for life, we don't eat a

thread.

Come on, get ready.

Now stay still, it's a moment to take

the picture.

I can't, I have a tickle.

Calm down, Aracely.

This man is going to think that we

are having a good time.

Well, stay still, huh?

I can't, I can't.

You can't, you can't.

Rufino, get out of there.

Did you call Don Cosme?

What were you doing there, you pig?

Nothing, Don Cosme.

I thought it was the lab of Revelado.

Go and prepare the magnesium.

Like the bullets.

Just a moment, please.

Guys, take care of the sight.

What a neighbor, he's like a train.

What a bunch, they just need to talk.

Dwarfs, satyrs, repressed.

Like that, very good, very good.

Very good.

Caruso, you're a little out of tune.

If you don't take care of your voice,

I'm not going to hit you.

Instead of hitting them, I should make them

taste the seafood.

What do you know about seafood, Don Serapio?

In this house you don't even see it

in photographs.

Well, that depends on you.

Even if you sell a few of the

lands that the village has.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Until I palm, you don't touch it.

And while we have to take care of

you here.

You know how my delicate health is.

That was the deal.

You take care of me, and when I

palm, for you, everything I have.

What a calvary.

Look, not a button on the jacket.

He's not ashamed.

They have fallen.

Oh, how ordinary you are.

As soon as I start rehearsing the Soto

del Parral with the Gilgueros, you start snoring.

You have no sensitivity.

Let's see, my children, let's start with the

chorus.

Stay still, Don Serapio.

I'm going to puncture you.

What if I don't do anything?

Well, no one would say so.

It's just that you make me nervous.

Use the needle.

It looks like you're going to get a

liver.

It's just that I'm better off if you

weren't inside the pants.

If you want, I'll take them off.

Take them off now, sir.

You give me a cut.

It will be possible.

A childhood friend like Martin.

With that good face that he had when

he went to the seminary.

You have to see how he got scared.

But what an obsession.

What will they see in this sex thing?

Mother of God.

What a delicious thing.

But what have you done, beast?

It's not my fault, sir.

It's just that I've stretched the apparatus a

lot and I've calculated the distance wrong.

And you thought we were going to puncture

you?

When I was going to deflate them, you

did it on purpose.

It hurts a lot.

Mother, mother, help!

Rosa has pinched my nipple.

Mrs. Elvira, Rosa has pinched me.

It was unintentional, ma'am.

I was sewing a button on it.

Come on, son, don't cry.

Have you heard Rosa?

It was unintentional.

Well, it hurts a lot and I don't

like to be mistreated.

Come on, Rosa.

Put a bandage and a little bit of

mercury on it.

And above all, blow on it.

Yes, ma'am.

What a pain in the ass.

Where have you been?

There?

Hot, hot.

Congratulations, sir.

You can't complain.

Well, it hurts.

I told you, because you're very well equipped.

Come on, give me the chromine.

Give me the chromine.

Who was on the phone?

I'll give you some pills.

The truth is that I couldn't think that

the gentleman was so...

There you go.

With this, you'll see what happens.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

What a scandal!

I can't take it anymore.

I knew it.

A few drops of alcohol isn't so bad.

Come here, sir.

Come on, little one, don't scream so much.

Don Fidel is working.

This is my misfortune.

Don Fidel, will you give us your permission?

Do you want some soup?

What's wrong with you?

I was just looking.

I was looking at the Greek exercises.

And I've been hit by Socrates, Schylo and

Euripides.

Oh, my God.

Come here, man.

But being a Greek teacher is very dangerous.

What a pain in the ass.

Come on, if you don't feel better, I'm

going to put some cataplastics on you.

Although, I think the effect of my hands

is much more immediate.

Don't bother, please.

Don't bother, Don Fidel.

With a guest like you, so serious, so

fine, so formal.

And of course, you have to pamper him.

And we already have a statute.

Do you allow me, sir?

No, don't come any closer.

It's just a cold.

I've told you no.

Oh, how nice, the fresh water.

You don't know how much I give myself

for those things.

Well, but with me it's not.

The best thing for this is to blow.

There's no right.

After dinner, I'll go back to writing on

television.

It's been a long time since Rodríguez Sahagún

was released.

I don't know how you don't get tired.

You spend your life writing on television.

And what does it do to you?

Well, thanks to me, they removed that ad

of how to clean a toilet at lunchtime.

Yes, now they do it at dinner time.

More tarzuelas, what they should give.

And I don't say it for me, but

for my canaries.

That, seafood tarzuela.

What mania does that man have with the

seafood?

Especially with the clam.

Fuck your balls, Don Fidel.

And don't talk about the clam in front

of the girl who's going to descent.

But what a mania.

In England, when an Englishman gets bored watching

television, he turns it off and starts reading

to spies.

Pornography is what they should give.

Movies, that's true, Fidel.

That, that.

I don't know why they say that, Serapio.

Serapio means, what does a man suffer from?

And nowadays, all men are out.

Always thinking about what they want.

And that friend of yours, did he get

the job?

What job?

It's all a lie, it's a sexual obsession.

I'm willing to work, but in a decent

plan.

And I'll get it.

I'll get it.

You want a job?

Of course, a job to touch my ass.

What?

Man, another soup.

Oh my God, I'm going crazy.

Oh my God, I'm going crazy.

Be careful with Don Fidel, he's our most

distinguished guest.

And you treat him with very little respect.

I've prepared some desserts if you like to

suck my fingers.

I don't think I'd suck them.

I don't want them anymore.

No, not yogurt.

What you eat, you grow.

What Don Fidel eats, are two melocotones, right?

This is outrageous.

I can't stand this, I'm fed up.

I'm going to warm up a bit.

Don't be late.

Be careful, Dad, when the TV ends.

It's your fault.

A guy on a motorcycle is a danger.

And if you go after him, he becomes

a sexual beast.

Don't be mean, Pedro.

Motorcycles are harmless.

He's much more dangerous than a car.

Cut the crap.

You're decent, and you're lucky to have a

boyfriend like me, who looks like a CD.

Until when?

Until when do you want?

I can't stand it anymore.

I can't stand my family.

I want to be independent.

I think we're still very young.

We've only been dating for 8 years, and

I've always respected you.

I've never put my hands on you, with

bad intentions, of course.

I want to work to be independent, to

make money for myself, like men do.

Or else, marry me.

Come on, Paquita, we'll have time for that.

You can't take a decision like that for

good.

We must meditate it with common sense.

Getting married is not accepted.

Since there's been a divorce, only priests get

married.

Among them?

Don't be uneducated.

Getting married has lost its emotion.

Those hands, still.

The blouse, untie it.

Do you think this is normal?

It's the same every night.

Don't tell me my breath, the soft skin

of my hands, and my wild freshness don't

drive you crazy.

The same words, the same coarse tone, as

if you were watching TV at home.

Paquita, let me see that nipple.

Leave me alone, tie it.

The nipple.

It itches!

What's going on?

Don't be scared, it's nothing.

We were passing by, we heard screams, and

we approached in case you needed help.

No, no, it's nothing.

He's my boyfriend, you know?

We young people are in love with passion,

you know.

Then, I beg you to forgive us.

We don't want to bother you anymore.

Good night and congratulations.

Thank you.

Can't you see?

Two people like God commands, and they're not

obsessed with sex.

Paquita, if you scream like that, they'll put

us in jail one day.

Come on, let's go to Madrid, and take

me dancing.

All right, you don't like the countryside.

What's going on?

Isn't there a new trick to keep me

here?

I don't know, it's very strange.

Damn it, some gentlemen, they were a bunch

of thugs, they robbed us, look, look how

they left the car.

It's not your fault, you don't know anything.

Scoundrels, bastards, how dare you?

Thieves!

These thugs want to rob me at night.

Stop, stop!

Stop, can you take us?

Stop, stop!

Please, can you take us?

Stop, stop, I don't know what's wrong with

them.

It must be you who scares them.

I don't understand.

Look, there's another one.

You see, they've stolen our car wheels.

If you want to take us to Madrid.

Or some place where I could call a

police station.

No, not both.

You'll see, Pedro, I told you.

Well, take me to a taxi.

Where are you going?

If it's you he doesn't want to take,

I'll take you wherever he wants.

Me?

Alone?

Do I look like a fool to you?

Come on, get out of here.

Well, you'll miss it, handsome.

Get out of here or I'll hit you.

Pedro!

This can't be tolerated.

They're not taking me.

Well, you tell me what to do.

Walk, there's only 12 kilometers.

Come on, let's go.

But, it's Martin.

Who's Martin?

What are you doing here?

Pedro's car has been stolen.

Well, almost.

Look, this is Martin.

He's a friend of the chief of staff

of the English court.

And he's going to recommend me for the

record section.

Get in the car and I'll take you

to Madrid.

Wait a minute.

How can I take her?

This lady is my girlfriend and she's coming

with me.

Don't worry, boy, I'm not going to kidnap

you.

Come on, get out of here.

Come on.

But, well, uncle, this is a mess.

First he takes me for a ride on

a motorcycle and he doesn't even touch me.

And now he tells me to stay with

this guy who looks like an old man.

But, anyway.

Come on, girl, you want to go with

him?

Yes, sir.

Don't worry, I'll send you a taxi right

away.

Paquito, you're not going to leave me here.

Don't worry, here's the nurse, here's the waitress.

Get comfortable with her, boy.

See you later.

But, if you don't mind, take my girlfriend.

My formal girlfriend.

We've known each other all our lives because

we're neighbors.

And she's decent because she hasn't met another

man other than me.

Well, what am I going to tell you?

She's a nurse.

What a mess.

Do you have herbs?

No, but over there, anything you want.

Hey, she's going to eat it.

No, I smoke it.

So don't give it to the pig.

What a gift.

But you still have the cold blood to

think about the pig.

My girlfriend is a virgin and she's gone

with an unknown driver.

It's about time.

I can't stand you anymore.

It's over.

Miguel, I'm going with the first one to

arrive.

You've gone too far, man.

I'm going anywhere and I don't know that

one at all.

You look pretty.

I'm bringing this one from Pamplona.

I'll give it to you and we're going

to have a drink.

Pamplona?

I love it.

Oh, yeah?

Well, look who's coming.

Bye, cutie.

How is this possible?

What the hell is wrong with me tonight?

I'm choked, choked.

Hey, why

don't we leave the wheel and have a

drink?

Okay.

Hey, what's up?

You have to listen to me.

You get a guy, you take him to

a friend's wedding and you win a lot

of money.

The usual.

Sure, and the guy gets mad because he

doesn't shake my hand.

We're already with the tightness.

You have to be decent, girl.

Look, man.

Look, Martin, I'm no good.

I'm a decent girl and that's it.

You know a lot of people.

You're in the mood.

Besides, young people now have different opportunities to

make a living.

Honestly, of course.

But selling children is not for you.

Your thing is the relationship.

Besides, you're not doing well with that body.

But the problem is my father.

Look, I have to be at home when

the television ends.

Fuck, what a prehistoric.

Your thing is very serious.

But you don't know about a job with

a normal office schedule.

There are better things, believe me.

Besides, you work a lot.

Hey, it's written on the machine.

What a mess.

Wait, I have it.

What?

Something good for you.

Hey, why don't we go somewhere else where

we can talk more quietly?

But we don't have much time.

Now they must be with the latest news.

Hey, write it down, I'm hungry.

Okay, Martin.

Oh, blood.

I'm going to finish the bill.

Yes, go.

I have to write to the minister first.

It's a shame.

The violence of the television.

You lack life.

And I can't practice with this machine.

The latest model.

Come on, Rufino, son.

Cheer up.

Look, Mr. Colmen, you should dedicate yourself to

pornography.

Come on, sing.

Sing, boy.

Look, if you want, I'll take off my

skirt and you sell the photo for an

interview.

Sing, I said.

Dad, they stole my car wheels.

Son, you're a fool.

Now that I was concentrating.

Okay, go on.

You should have a vocation as a hairdresser,

not as a photographer.

If the grandfather raised his head.

Mr. Colmen, seriously.

Why don't we dedicate ourselves to photographing naked

girls?

Let's get a picture.

You're disgusting.

You pose and sing.

They stole my car while I was at

the car wash.

Where will my car be?

Where will my car be?

I don't know where it will be.

I end with my most energetic protests for

the amount of violence that now with the

television in color, what's more, they give in

the TV diaries.

Remember, Mr. Minister, that television enters the convents.

Without further ado, his affectionate...

What has run through your body?

This of the convents is going to make

blood.

I don't think your letters will even open.

Every day a dozen.

We all pay for television.

Remember that.

And I am a patriot who watches over

his fellow citizens.

Instead of writing so many letters, you had

to take the bill, that's what they pay

you for.

You're better off.

And I have enough to worry about the

morale of citizens.

Tell me.

Please, is Paquita?

It's too late, I have to go home.

And why don't we go up to my

apartment?

No, I've already told you.

I don't want jokes like the other day.

Martin, either you take me home or I

take a taxi.

It will be possible.

So I leave my nurse with the gum

that was with you.

And now you're going to leave me here

more with a coat in August.

Of course, she's not in her room.

Yes, everyone is sleeping.

Tell her I've called several times.

Whatever you say, sir.

Good night.

I told you the phone rang and your

daughter is not at home.

I didn't hear anything.

With the enthusiasm of the letter, I had

not noticed.

The television is over and your daughter is

not here.

And this is a decent house.

Here, here it is.

Look, look, what's going on.

And he got between your legs.

Enough, sir.

Take off that blanket and leave.

This is not the time to play.

I tell the Lord.

Let me, let me, silly.

Let me sleep with you.

Don't be silly, let me.

And I'll let you play with my balloons.

You're too old for this.

Get out of my room or I'll scream.

Okay, well, you lose it.

All day dying if he's healthier than anyone

else.

Serapio!

What are you doing there?

Did he attack you again?

Me?

Nothing.

They called on the phone.

They were asking about Paquita.

Hasn't he arrived yet?

No, sir.

And what were you doing in the maid's

bedroom?

Well, he gave me asthma attack.

And I need a nurse.

Well, pay her.

She was healing me.

You know, the puncture.

You don't know the hands that girl has

for the fomentos.

Come to your room, to sleep.

We'll talk tomorrow.

Don't enter Rosa's room.

You're too old to know.

For you, Rosa is like an autonomous entity.

And if you want other care, you pay

for them.

Yes, yes, sir.

This is outrageous.

This...

Well, I...

Hey, Rosa!

I'm sorry, sir.

There's a spider in the room.

I must admit that to be a maid,

you have a...

This is very beautiful.

It looks like a UCD.

The gentleman is very kind.

And he is at your disposal.

To send one of these to serve the

gentleman.

Well, I don't know.

I don't know.

Oh, what a little thing.

Mother!

Mother!

Serapios is like a child who knows nothing

about meat and sin.

I hope you respect him.

One thing is that we put up with

him until he leaves to stay with his

land.

And another thing is that he falls in

love with you.

Oh, mother!

Don Fidel, go to Rosa's room.

But what for, son?

I don't know, but he says he's going

to see her.

Apparently, he's afraid and can't sleep.

Come on, hurry up!

I don't know what he wants, but you

must go.

I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

It was his fault.

Like the poor, like the late.

I just wanted to play.

But you have to be responsible.

If Serapio sees this, like yours, it can

be a danger.

Maybe he falls in love with life, and

we have to keep putting up with him.

He scared me with a spider.

If you don't know how to behave decently

and as God commands, we'll send you to

town.

Take into account that if you're in Madrid

serving in this house, you must always follow

an honest conduct.

And watch out for Serapio.

Watch out!

By the way, that ass is a very

serious thing.

Can I see it again?

And if you want, I'll dedicate it to

you.

I don't think so.

It's huge.

We'll have to put a frame on it.

And those thighs are the size of the

sports palace.

Rosa!

Rosa!

Don Fidel is here!

And he brought you some things.

It's a holy hand for stimulation.

Give it to me.

Rosa!

Look at the little hand, Rosa!

You'll see what things I brought you.

You just have to get on the nightstand

and dance the belly dance.

Like this.

Don Fidel, how can you do that?

Rosa, you're the devil!

I was wrong again.

This isn't the bathroom, is it?

You also tempted this gentleman who is a

gentleman and who pays his monthly salary every

30 days of each month.

But, sir, I haven't done anything.

I swear I haven't tempted anyone.

If you got the door wrong, isn't that

true, Don Fidel?

Yes, sir.

But what would I be thinking?

This girl, I'm sorry.

She sleeps without clothes.

What do you think?

She's going to catch a cold.

But without anything?

Yes, but I'm sorry.

She's like a slug, without culture, without education.

Come with me.

I'll show you the bathroom door.

You're very kind.

We'll talk tomorrow.

We'll have to send this girl to town.

She can't live among civilized people.

She likes to cause trouble.

She's as crazy as...

A slug!

Yes, sir, a slug!

What a

bad milk you have!

She won't let me sleep!

Take a sedative, or I'll beat you up,

handsome.

This guy has a plan B.

Martin, how nice!

Do you know Carlos?

He's my father.

Martin, leave me alone.

When you have a job that I can

do without fear of my family, let me

know.

But not for anything else.

Not anymore.

Do you

think this is the time to go home?

I was looking for a job.

At night?

Yes, and I almost got it.

I'm sure it's an honorable thing, as a

civil servant or more.

You were born for the INI.

Yes, dad.

This is an honest house, and morality rules

every corner.

Good night, dad.

Good night.

I hope you don't forget it.

You know, something you have to do at

dawn.

Breakfast, porras and coffee.

That loosens the passions.

Don't worry, dad.

And the blame is on the damn television.

It encourages consumption, relaxes morality, excites vices and

destroys homes.

When there was no television, the children loved

their parents more.

I'll have to write this down.

You're going to take a long time.

Nothing, five minutes.

We are already giving the last touches, so

that in the state you have brought her

to, in the photograph, not even her father

would recognize her.

Hey, you're not going to move, are you?

We are very interested in this photograph being

received by a nephew of yours, who is

in Venezuela.

It's a whim, you know?

Well, there won't be anything from the other

world.

Anyway, as soon as we finish the portrait,

you can come in.

They left the car badly parked.

You have to see what cold hands he

has.

He reminds me of a boyfriend I had

when I was in the movies, he looked

like an ice cream.

Look at the things that happen to my

father.

Having two businesses in the same place to

pay only one tax.

Apparently it was the long legs and the

medium stripes.

What?

Have we already taken the photo?

Washed, combed and handsome.

It looks like Paul Newman.

Quiet, don't move.

You can take the grandfather.

The photos will be ready later.

Hey, what a color.

It looks like he has a bad life.

We charge in advance.

There he goes.

But if this is not the grandfather?

They will have taken you to the dead

next door.

But damn, how is this?

Very simple.

They had 37 victims of the abolition and

they will not have given one at will.

This can't be here.

Come on, let's go to the street.

Miss, they call you by phone.

Who is it?

Pedro?

No, he called last night.

The one who calls is another.

His name is Martin and he is very

nervous.

Yes?

Of course I can.

But will it not be for another nonsense

like yesterday?

Don't tell me.

Right now.

Mom.

I have work.

This canary is more and more clumsy every

day.

What a shame.

Now I was going to record a longplay

with Estrellita Castro.

My daughter, tell me.

A friend.

His name is Martin.

And he is a sun.

Come on, my little bird, listen to me.

Iñigo will take you to television.

Listen to me.

Like this, like this.

Like this, like this.

Like this, like this, my love.

I can't concentrate with that bastard of the

dwarf taking pictures.

Well, I think they are all excuses not

to comply.

Get up a little more, Mr. Pedro, I'm

going to take a close-up.

Don't touch me, you tickle me.

Well, well.

Oh, how nice.

What things you do to me.

But what are you saying?

I'm not.

It's this one.

Get out of here.

It's you.

Good morning.

Yes, sir.

Sit down, sit down.

Pedro, son.

Man, look who has come.

Wait a moment, I'll be right back.

Don't leave me like this.

Don't leave me like this.

Calm down.

Get off the bench.

I do the warm-up exercise.

And now.

Take care of him, sir.

Good morning.

What are you going to do?

What happens?

Don't you see the color?

Yes, sir.

You are right-handed.

No red, huh?

I have blue, blue, blue, blue.

Do you want to stop saying nonsense?

Cut my hair, shave me, wash my face

a little.

I'm going to shit all over my cousin.

Very well, sir.

It will be possible the day I wear.

Don Fidel.

You have an art to touch the only

plant.

The eyes are that you look at me.

He does everything the same, virtuoso.

Well, with the instrument.

I'm a little clumsy.

I can't help it.

Seeing you with the flute in your hand

makes me nervous.

Why is that?

Your husband doesn't?

My husband doesn't play the flute or anything.

He hasn't got up yet.

He knows the time I've been on a

diet since you made the first communion.

Fuck, sorry.

Lady, let's rehearse.

I'm a fiery woman.

Hot, a volcano.

As soon as it touches me, I get

excited.

Mom!

How about this dress?

I find it very flamboyant.

I mean, very pretty.

But not to ask for work.

It looks like you're going to ask for

something else.

Be more discreet, my daughter.

The first impression is essential so that they

don't get it wrong with you.

You're right, Mom.

I've gone a little too far, haven't I?

As I have no experience.

Of course.

The girl is very pretty, but she has

no experience.

Here, where you see me, I gather all

the conditions.

Come on, Fidel.

Before, give her the flute.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Little bird over here.

Little bird over there.

You can look now.

What do you think?

Not bad, boy.

But you've found good material, cousin.

Do you like it?

It has a face, but it's worth it.

My son is an artist.

He has left you, who looks like a

guru.

I would rather say the Duke when he

was in Moncloa.

Hi, what's up?

Young man, please don't bother.

What do you think?

Being blind or what?

Come on.

But if it's Martin.

Of course, girl.

Who am I going to be?

I didn't know you without a beard.

You look like a baby.

Come on, let's go.

I'll tell you.

Hey, you know something?

You're not bad at all.

Of course.

I'm Borsalino's cousin.

Come on, let's

go.

What are we doing here?

You'll see.

Are the offices here?

There are no offices here.

You're going to meet Fina and Cookie.

They're going to fix you up.

Martin, for goodness' sake, don't forget.

Fina and Cookie are the two healthiest aunts

in the world.

Besides, Spavira will be able to live in

a hut like this.

Here, without being from the government, I'm surprised.

You're going to sell underwear.

Fina's lingerie?

That's what it's about.

Selling the product at home.

But I don't know how to party.

It doesn't matter, girl.

Daniela didn't know either.

What matters is how you present the genre.

What happened to Daniela?

A work accident.

She met a young man and got married

on Wednesday.

Anyway, she's temporarily laid off.

At the moment, she has asked for a

leave of absence.

What about this wonderful apartment?

Let's say it's Mr. Jordi Pujolet's office.

The head office is on the terrace.

This is where the murders take place.

One thing is to sell a shirt in

a box, and another, like this.

Don't worry about the salary.

If you move, you'll make a lot of

money.

Come on, we're going to commission.

Of course, he pays for our social insurance

and travel expenses.

I don't know if I'm going to serve.

That's for Jordi to decide.

He's coming three days a week.

And I advise you not to try to

seduce him, girl.

He doesn't care about anything but money.

Is he coming today?

Of course, woman.

But I'm afraid he'll put us on the

street.

That's easy to fix.

The girl seems clean, and she's young.

We'll try.

You don't know how grateful I am.

I trust Paquita a lot.

Take off that clothes.

What?

Listen to two professionals.

We have to change Jordi.

Look, I'm very sassy, and without clothes, very

little.

Leave that.

Let's put on make-up.

Come on.

Come on, girls.

Hurry up, I'm already here.

Those paintings...

Here are your papers.

Sign here.

These are your proofs.

This is the total of your commissions.

Very well, Mr. Jordi.

Tell Daniela to come here before she gets

married.

She has to sign the contract.

We can't do it at work.

In Madrid, we'd need another girl.

Yes, I know.

I'll take care of it.

Martín.

Yes?

Have you looked for a girl with class

who knows how to put on make-up?

Yes, sir.

I think I have what you're looking for,

Jordi.

Well, tomorrow at the same time, here.

The girl is already here.

I was waiting for her.

As you can see, I do things quickly.

Let's go see where she is.

Come on.

Come on, Paquita.

Come on.

Walk in front of this girl.

As if she were a client.

Come on.

She doesn't have the slightest idea.

She's clumsy and too young.

She looks nervous and worried.

Relax, miss.

It's all right.

Good.

She's hired.

We won't risk it.

She'll start working tomorrow.

And the pay?

Religiously, at the end of the month.

We'd need that.

Here.

These are the first orders.

Thank you very much.

It's a calamity, but you can have a

hook if you're interested.

Are you hired?

Congratulations, beautiful.

What a scare.

I've never had such a bad time in

my life.

Don't get mad at me, Jordi.

I brought you the material.

Ara, Ara.

If it doesn't work...

You'll see, it's a phenomenal job.

I'll give you a 30% discount.

Don't even joke.

You have a month to prove it.

Don't worry, you'll do great.

We have to celebrate this.

We'll eat here with seafood.

Seafood?

Flying.

Finally, the first decent job of my life.

When I tell them at home, they won't

believe it.

Hello, daughter.

Hello.

We've just finished.

Do you want anything?

No, nothing.

How's your son?

He went up to his house.

He wasn't feeling well.

I sent him home to rest.

He had an upset stomach yesterday.

It was my fault, Mr. Costa.

These kids.

Pedro is a good boy.

He doesn't think about you.

Talk to me, daughter.

He doesn't deserve to be displeased.

He's a saint.

Come on, crazy horse.

Let's go to that room.

Crazy horse is your father.

What does sex have to do with stupidity?

Who taught you that?

When they kick you out of the hairdresser,

you don't realize it.

Your father.

No, he's at Quiniela's office.

Go to the room and don't do anything.

You're so slow.

You're late.

Paquita, what are you doing here?

I told your father you weren't well.

And those feathers?

What feathers?

When I'm not feeling well, I dress like

an Indian.

I don't know what's so strange about it.

Let me through.

Are you crazy?

I can keep you company in bed.

You and I alone in this house and

in bed.

We'll talk about that when we get married.

Let me through.

Don't tell me you're still mad about what

happened.

You called me and I want to explain.

I don't want to hear any more lies.

I've finally found a job.

I'm a saleswoman.

You'll tell me tomorrow.

I'm not well.

Listen, Pedro.

It's my fault.

What's the difference between the degenerate Martin and

this saint?

Where were we?

You're lying down, but you're not moving.

She's hitting me with another man.

What's the matter?

Don't stop or I'll get mad.

She works as a saleswoman, but what does

she do?

Think about what you're doing.

Come on, eat something.

You haven't had a bite.

I'm so happy, Mom.

I'll start working tomorrow.

I can make a lot of money with

commissions.

I prefer a fixed salary.

Look at me.

I work at the corner shop and I

get paid every month.

I do the work at night.

Your father knows what he's doing.

I can't be distracted.

I have to keep an eye on that

machine.

Don Fidel!

He pinched me.

Me?

Please, Leila.

You must have not noticed.

Of course.

Don Fidel can't pinch a fly.

A fly can, but my ass is like

a panda.

That's true.

This girl has an excessively developed panda.

How do you know?

Because I've seen it.

You only have eyes for that machine.

Go on, daughter.

What does that job consist of?

Saleswoman.

That's great.

What do you do?

Nothing, Mom.

Mr. Jordi works on his own.

That's how he saves the taxes.

We're the ones who take care of the

orders.

Like the neighbor of the fifth who does

those meetings at home.

What do you sell, Paquita?

Clothes.

Women's clothes, of course.

My dear friends, what do you think?

I'm the queen of the pile.

What do you mean by that?

Weren't you in bed with Gota?

Get rid of that right now.

Why?

I thought this was a game.

You idiot.

Who told you to meddle in my business?

Paquita, I demand an explanation.

What are you going to sell?

Underwear, Tota.

That's cheap.

Underwear is not for sale.

Always with your nonsense.

Go on, daughter.

Take Mr. Serapio.

I think he likes women's clothes.

She's a good girl.

I think she's very pretty.

Mr. Fidel, I'm talking to you.

And I'm playing.

A laundry.

Yes, ma'am, a laundry.

Your husband is right.

You'll go to work, but your mother and

I You heard me.

You don't sell underwear to anyone.

Laundry is not decent or moral.

Tomorrow I'll write to Rosón asking him to

close the laundry the same way they closed

the sex machines.

This is Madrid, Spain, not Copenhagen.

Where are you going at this hour?

Hi, Pedro.

Are you feeling better?

Yes, it was just a low blood pressure.

You told me you were starting work today.

Yes, I'm starting to free myself today.

It must be a serious job.

Of course.

I'm an underwear saleswoman.

Do you mind?

In a big warehouse?

No, at home.

At home?

Yes, I'm a saleswoman and a mannequin.

It's clear, isn't it?

Taxi!

This is a golf club.

You're going to show up almost naked in

private houses.

What about the rest of the prostitution?

Find a hot guy.

If you say it for me, you're smart.

I'm decent.

Yours is prostitution.

We're done, Paquita.

Let's go to Solosagos.

Golf club!

That's what you wanted, prostitution.

Go away and forget about me.

What's wrong, Max?

Paquita is a golf club.

What are you talking about?

I respected her to marry her, but after

this...

You're not an old man.

All women are whores.

Me too.

No, not you, ma'am.

What else do you want?

Can you wait for me?

It won't take long.

Come on, Landelino.

I just showed you a mussel.

I'm not a mussel anymore.

Poor tiger.

He used to wear a bikini.

I'm going to wear a bikini.

I'm not 60 anymore.

I know what you have.

Lack of necessary elements.

I don't know if this is it.

But think about everything.

I've called the laundry.

I'm going to change my underwear.

What do you think?

I don't know if it's going to be

worse.

I have in the room the girl who

sends Mr. Jordi Pujolet.

Does it ring a bell?

No, the one from the laundry.

Don't you want to see the underwear she's

wearing?

I don't know if...

She's so heavy.

You'll see.

I'll tell her to come in so we

can choose the clothes to our liking.

Mr. Jordi, take care of this sexy body

of yours.

I don't know if this is it.

Let's go, Blondie.

If you can't wait, you have to hurry.

Miss, please, do you want to come in?

As you can see, the underwear is important.

If we're talking about history, you should know...

that women started wearing underwear in the beginning

of the last century.

It was one of the things that brought

us the French Revolution.

Now I know.

It's the miracle of the negligee.

And the fabric is soft and of the

best quality.

Do you like it?

It looks like three or four.

I can't stand it.

I'm going to take it off.

Oh, my God!

Of course.

These clothes should be sold in pharmacies.

Did you bring anything similar to my size?

I left a full set in your room

in apple green tones.

Don't move, darling.

Please, darling, keep moving.

Let her look.

It's not dangerous.

But it's better if you don't lose the

situation.

Don't worry.

You don't know how long I've been...

Oh, my God!

I'm flying!

Fascist!

Red!

Sit down, darling.

Well, it's over.

You won't believe it, but it's the first

time I walk around in these clothes.

I've been locked up in this house Are

you her husband?

No, the Count killed him by force of

love.

I'm his lover.

I'm not to blame.

Of course you are, but you're fat.

Show me more.

Well...

Show me more.

But she has to behave.

It depends on how fat you are.

But don't move.

I won't.

What's going on?

No, no, no.

Slow down.

You're caressing me.

You look like a detergent.

I don't know if I'm going to know

something like that on TV.

It's not good.

Since my twins go to school they're cleaner

than ever.

Oh!

I wash one, I wash the other, and

I wash both at the same time.

Well, if you're wet, I'll dry you.

Bring the twins here.

I'm huge!

You're finally going to take out the beast

inside you.

What?

What do I look like?

A troublemaker, right?

Run!

He's about to eat you!

I'll dazzle him with my beauty.

Thank you.

I don't know how to repay you.

Don Jordi will send you the money.

I'll pay you back.

Tarzan!

Get ready!

Here's your little girl.

Get rid of the beard and the teeth.

Here's the Titanic.

What a bad milk I have today.

You can't do that.

I'm going with my twin brother.

He's in La Paz.

He's dead?

No, he's in La Paz, in the hospital.

Landelino, don't be silly.

I'm going with my parents.

You're more disgusting than ever.

Wait a moment, please.

What do you

want?

I'm the underwear saleswoman.

But there must be a mistake.

I'm sorry.

No, it's here.

I don't know.

I'm not used to it.

Like the one I wore today.

You're very pretty.

Thank you.

Don't you want to eat with me?

I live here with my mother.

I make the food.

There are lentils today.

They have a lot of iron.

No, thank you.

I have a lot of work.

You asked to see the latest in women's

clothing, right?

Of course.

Don Jordi always sends me some great saleswomen.

Get ready to see the material.

Good morning, daughter.

This Mariano insists that I always bring the

latest news.

Good morning.

Is this for you?

When my son insists on something ...

Look, mom, what leggings!

Yes, son, yes.

It's a jewel.

I have some purple socks that make me

look good.

And look, what panties!

But son, if I have all the collection

that you brought me from Paris ...

Anyway, we'll keep everything.

The bed jump, the leggings and the sexy

bra.

Everything, everything, everything.

There's nothing with lace.

Yes, and this white lace has pink lace.

What do you like?

Yes, I like you.

Yes, everything, everything, everything.

We'll keep everything, right, mom?

Yes, son, yes.

I'm really a little confused.

Your mom is paralytic, right?

Yes, but little.

Next summer I'll take her to Lourdes and

as she gets better, she'll be able to

wear everything.

I hope you have a great time and

that you enjoy all this with health.

Well, at the beginning of the month you'll

get the bill.

Ah, very well, but you have these 20

duritos because you are very cute and very

helpful.

Thank you very much.

It doesn't matter, daughter.

Come back any time and we'll invite you

to have a snack.

That's it.

When you receive new material, don't stop bringing

it.

You don't know how excited you are about

all this.

Yes, I know.

She's in love with everything that hurts her

feminine sensibility.

You're careless.

Goodbye, ma'am.

Good afternoon and thank you very much.

Goodbye, daughter.

Goodbye.

Here, Mrs. María, until next month I won't

bother you again.

What are you thinking?

Anyway, no one understands men.

I'm going back to the door.

This thing about being a mother is getting

worse and worse.

Come on, don't make comments.

It's not free either.

I know, I know, but all this...

I don't know why the hell she has

so much underwear.

With what she has, she could set up

a store.

Goodbye, Mrs. María.

Goodbye and thank you.

You're welcome.

Oh, if only her poor mother could lift

her head.

Come on, come on.

You won't believe it, but in the years

I've been in the taxi, nothing like this

has ever happened to me.

Come on, you keep looking straight ahead.

Let's not get into a fight.

So what?

I've been pregnant.

Two of them threw a light bulb here.

And one of them had a heart attack.

Did you go to pay?

No, I didn't.

I'm stuck.

Come on, I'm hungry.

Watch out, an old man.

Don't tell me I have to wait for

you here too.

It's the last visit.

You won't leave me here, will you?

All right, but don't take too long.

Don't move.

And if you see that I'm taking too

long, you come in.

Open up, of course.

As if I'm going to let you throw

yourself with the money that this marks.

One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two,

one, two, one, two, come on, come on,

miss, don't leave so much game there.

Don Sebastián, if there is a missing one

that hasn't come yet.

We'll see if he comes.

Let's go again.

Come on, pay attention and cheer up.

Come on, one, two, one, two, one, two,

one, two, one, two, You forgive.

Go, he's finally here.

Come in, come in.

Good afternoon.

Is Mr. Sebastián here?

Mr. Nothing.

Don, Don Sebastián.

Forgive.

The magnate of the magazine.

Forgive the delay.

I was coming.

I was coming, I was coming.

Well, you don't have to come, you have

to be there at the right time.

Don't be angry.

We have a bad start, miss.

Don't be angry with me.

Do you know how traffic is?

I don't care about the traffic, I'm not

a traffic officer.

I demand punctuality.

I promise you that everything is in order

here.

Okay, let's go to that place.

Where would it be, but first the clothes.

Okay, change quickly, we've wasted a lot of

time.

What do you think of this one?

To rehearse, it's the same size as the

one you're wearing underneath.

The one I'm wearing underneath?

It's beautiful too.

Beautiful too, I told you.

These girls now think more about flirting than

dancing.

We'll see what the manager sends me to

the representative.

The girl is cute, but I'm sure she

doesn't know how to kick the stage.

And I need professionals.

Miss, how many years have you been doing

this?

Well, I'm starting today.

Damn it, I was imagining it.

And the case is good.

What do you think?

I think you've been in the profession your

whole life.

But take off your skirt, because you're going

to sweat a lot here.

Well, you're already sweating.

More than I'm going to sweat.

I'll take this one, even if she doesn't

know how to dance.

Come on girls, 15 minutes of rest.

Oh, that's great.

I'm exhausted.

Me too.

This is too much.

What genre do you like the most?

I like everything.

That depends on the client.

And you're a client with an attractive one.

Like to sell you the whole suitcase.

Do you want me to try this one?

No, I'll put that one in my office.

I'm going to get wet.

But later, later.

Now we have to dance.

And first we have to warm up the

bones.

My mother, people are crazy.

And now I have to dance to warm

up the bones.

Anyway.

And what do I have to dance?

Come closer, come closer to me.

What are you doing?

This hand loses me, but it doesn't scare

me.

Miss, the belly is not only based on

the legs, but on the hands.

The hands are essential for the dance.

We come for everything, Sebastián.

For everything?

Here we bring the boarding order.

But how for everything?

You told me you would hold out until

the 15th.

Yes, but last month.

So all this is over.

Pull forward, we're going to court.

But without touching.

Or I'll call my lawyer.

Your lawyer?

If your lawyer is waiting for you to

pay him too.

Well, I'll name a new trade that teaches

you morals.

Where are human rights?

I don't tell you.

If it weren't because one has education.

Interrupt everything.

But you are not Don Ricardo Sebastián?

No, daughter, no, I am Sebastián Asecas.

The magnate of the musical show.

What a face.

Ricardo Sebastián is the one from the gas

station above.

What a streak I have, I don't give

a single one.

You have also declared impudent.

Your mother will be impudent.

And I thought I was going to get

moral.

This aunt, what a day she's giving me.

She won't have gone through the back door.

Damn it.

He has played me.

If I knew, if I knew.

I'm an asshole.

1,500, 40,000.

Let's go, let's go fast.

They're all crazy.

I finally find her.

And now, where are we going, Ricard?

I don't know.

You have chosen a business full of risks.

And I left the whole show yesterday.

I haven't gotten a bill or an order.

I'm a calamity.

Don Jordi is going to kick me out.

Calm down, calm down.

Look, I've thought of something.

If they kick you out of work, Well,

nothing.

He came with me in the taxi.

He just has to take off in front

of me when I ask him.

You'll see how no customer escapes us.

Don't you see?

It's just that you're too much.

Hey, what are you doing?

But what am I going to do?

If you have me like crazy all day.

Then you say that taxi drivers have bad

reputation.

But if this is too much.

Let me go.

I want to get out of here.

That's why my father said not to trust

taxi drivers.

A little woman, a little.

Come on, let me go.

It will be possible.

Hit the pig.

Taxi driver more than taxi driver.

The mother who gave birth to me.

This girl is stubborn.

Take care of the bite you gave me.

This only happens to me.

And the fault is the sex.

But what's wrong with this country?

Surely if I dedicate myself to make up

the dead, they get up.

A car.

Surely it stops me.

Hey, stop.

Can you take me to Madrid?

Come on, get in.

You are very kind.

What, doing the race?

Working until so late?

Yes sir, I start today.

What, how many clients?

Three.

To be the first day, I did not

go wrong.

Of course, considering the crisis and the rise

of the crude.

If you knew, I have encountered all kinds

of sexual degenerates.

And have they paid you?

Nothing.

Not a penny.

After making them more numbers than in a

circus.

Hey, how old are you?

You look younger.

Yes, but I'm not.

For a little bit.

Do you have the ID?

What's up?

I have nothing.

Don't you see how I'm going?

Of course, of course.

Could you take me to my house, right?

Of course.

That's what we're here for.

Follow me.

What a mess.

How is the street getting worse?

They've made me a mess.

Let's see, your ID and your ID number.

You can't earn a living honestly.

They must be more careful.

They were causing public scandal.

Please, inspector.

My girl is incapable.

Mrs. Elvira, don't argue.

You don't know how far your ex can

go.

André, sign here.

Since it's the first time, I won't stop

you.

But watch her, ma'am.

Yes, sir.

And you, if you're her boyfriend, get married.

He's right about that, sir.

Marry me?

Well, first you have to sit down.

It's a danger.

The first day is already over at the

police station.

Hey, why don't you get married?

You tell me that with the previous regime.

And you get 40 years.

Oh, my God.

It's normal.

I knew that.

All jobs are difficult at first.

Fufu told me that.

Fufu?

Who's Fufu?

This transvestite from Logroño, so nice.

Hello.

They've taken him to Castellana.

And thank God your father doesn't know anything.

We told him it was Pedro's birthday, and

that you were cheating on me.

You'll kill me, you'll kill me.

Hey, what?

Yes, son, yes.

That of dancing with strange lights, and with

a noise only comparable to when you're snoring.

But, and Paquita?

I already told you.

It's Pedro's birthday, and they called me to

accompany them.

You weren't going to leave them alone, so...

Those things are told to me.

You were with the letter against that program

for the deaf.

Ah, yes.

It came out beautiful.

A masterpiece.

This time, I'll take charge of the program.

You'll see.

Ah, it also bothers you that it's programmed

for the deaf.

The poor.

No, if that seems very good to me.

But more time.

Make possible all the programming.

And they would hear and see less immorality.

You're crazy.

You're missing a screw.

Oh.

What?

Has it happened to you already?

One thing is to forgive, but you must

not forget.

Come on, don't be stupid.

Leave me, don't be stupid.

Stay still.

Now it's my turn.

Do you like it?

No, behind the ear, no, you make me

nervous.

I think a little early, before we get

married, it wouldn't hurt us.

Paquita, tell me the truth.

Where did you learn this?

Because I haven't taught you.

Well, of course not.

I learned it out there.

Out there.

Out there, huh?

These photos are pornographic.

You'll see how my son finds out that

he's a seminarist.

There goes the little bird.

The little bird.

Santiago, do I look sexy in black?

Go to hell.

Eh?

Well, before you liked it in black.

Come on, Elvira.

At our age, sex is a depravation.

Santiago, look at a thigh.

The one on the right.

And it looks like a thigh.

And now the one on the left.

And I move it to the right and

to the left.

And I don't put it in the center

because it looks like you have to vote.

And you don't vote at all.

But you're going to talk to me about

politics here on the bed.

Oh, Santi, Santiago.

Oh, Santiago, I'm on fire today.

Santiago and Spain.

Let me.

Let me.

Let me.

They want to shut up.

You can't sleep in this house.

Silence.

I'm going to have a heart attack.

You see?

Move, woman, move.

If I move, the bed breaks.

I'm sure it's my son.

Who could it be at this hour?

They don't let anyone work in peace.

Come here, Movidil.

Tell me.

I'm a friend.

Thieves have entered your hair salon.

They're stealing from you.

What?

Curse.

They can steal the dryer from me.

And the cameras.

Rufino.

Rufino.

They're stealing from us.

Rufino.

They're stealing from us.

Thieves in the hair salon.

What's going on?

Come with me.

Come with me.

A milk.

You're out, Rufino.

Come on.

And how do I leave this?

Come on, show your face.

I'm fed up with potage.

You're the only man in the world I

wouldn't care about.

And this man is so comfortable.

Look, he moves and everything.

This is your trick.

It's not normal.

That's why I like it.

Maybe you're not a virgin anymore.

Pedro, how can you say that?

Swear it to me.

Prove it yourself.

Then let's do things right.

First the clothes.

It has to be like a rite.

And that way it's more decent?

Naturally.

I caught you.

It's useless for you to resist.

Long live the legion!

As Alfredo Mayo used to say.

Long live Porta!

Dad, have you gone mad?

What are you doing here?

Good evening, Don Cosme.

We were just passing by and we came

in for a coffee.

No coffee, no milk.

Don Cosme.

What?

The man is always young.

Son of Jomeini.

Jomeini?

I've cut it all off.

This is too much.

One thing is to work, and the other

to play golf.

I won't move from here until I get

there.

But who has the radio on at this

hour?

Damn girl.

And what is she doing?

Everyone in this house is crazy.

Damn!

She's daydreaming.

This lock is the undisputed target.

Good, Santiago.

Even if you're a girl from the village,

go get her.

To recover your years spent unemployed.

To work.

Even if it's only for one night.

Like when you were...

Oh, Santiago.

Oh, terror of virgins.

And that they hit the TV twice.

Let me.

The time has come.

But what fault do I have to have

a father who is crazy?

He always hits the difficult ones, and he

misses the Madrid-Barcelona.

It has nothing to do with it.

We'll talk tomorrow.

Not now.

Don't be crazy.

Not like this.

But you wanted to.

When we get married.

I'm not willing to lose anything on a

ladder.

Don't be silly.

But this is the best.

In my own house.

Do you want to see her or not,

Santiago?

Shut up, please.

The sound.

Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in

Spain, Lulú Bel, from Pozuelo de Alarcón.

All the breeze of the village of La

Sierra, and the unmistakable aroma of the Castilian

stables, and the sexy of Lulú Bel.

Yuppie!

But why does this bar do nothing?

The girl found out that she had awakened

the passions of this house, and she decided

to do this at night to get an

extra salary.

Five hard sessions.

And I half because I'm a magician.

But this is an immorality.

You pay.

It's 25 pesetas, right?

Yes, sir.

What did you say?

Don Santiago, this is not the TV.

We got married.

But you must leave that job right now.

I'll think about it.

Give me a kiss, Paquita, the last one.

I don't feel like it.

Ana!

Your father!

It's a shame I don't have more than

two.

And now what are you going to do?

Take a picture of him, Don Santiago.

No, no, no, not with this one.

With this one.

Portrait it.

So it will look like a Japanese.

Okay, beautiful, okay.

A show like that in my house.

Ask for my sensitivity.

You don't know

the weight you're taking off me.

I thought it didn't work.

It's happened to all of us.

It doesn't matter.

Don't worry about that.

I'm sure he liked you and he's going

to stay with all the genre.

On the contrary, silly.

You couldn't have started with a better foot.

The point is...

Huge, huge.

I couldn't imagine that a girl from an

autonomy would do it like a Norwegian.

He's a genius.

What it means to serve for one thing.

She's an autodidact.

She alone.

Well, Don Fidel has taught her a little.

What time is the pass tomorrow?

Like every night, at three o'clock sharp.

Except on Mondays when she rests.

No rest.

We'll have to put her on a shift.

Good night, Don Santiago.

Good night.

Good night, Don Fidel.

We'll keep talking tomorrow.

Sorry to wake you up.

Goodbye.

A magnificent night, Paquita.

Yes, dad.

Goodbye.

Elvira.

What's wrong?

Wake up, woman.

You smell like patchouli.

Like desire.

You smell like the previous maid, like anguish.

Do you remember?

Elvira, the miracle.

Did you say the miracle?

Yes.

At last, my Santiago.

Santiago of my life.

I miss you.

The box book.

Santiago.

What?

We're back on track, aren't we?

Of course.

You don't know how successful I was yesterday.

How wouldn't I know?

At the police station, today at Carabanchel, and

tomorrow at Sing Sing.

We'll see about that.

Besides, my boss is coming to pick me

up.

Well, we're done.

Consider our engagement broken forever.

Okay.

Bye.

Wait!

Hello.

Good morning, Don Jordi.

Get in.

Do me a favor.

Who's that boy?

No one.

An idiot.

Me, an idiot?

You're going to remember.

We'll talk about this when I get back.

Okay.

First of all, I have to tell you

that I'm very satisfied with your services.

You're very good, Don Jordi.

The three clients from yesterday were the proof

to prove your skills.

And everything has worked out perfectly.

Are you saying that you consider me a

template?

Exactly.

And I even hired you.

Fixed at home.

With a salary, more commissions, and three extra

payments.

You don't know how happy that makes me.

Thank you very much, Don Jordi.

The only thing that matters to me is

the seriousness in my work.

I'm inflexible about that.

My motto is...

Sariety, Honesty, and Decency.

If that wasn't the case, the business would

go down.

Don Jordi doesn't think that's happening.

Another glass.

Another glass.

For the Pope.

For the mother.

For the auntie.

I don't want to drink anymore.

Oh, my head hurts, Don Jordi.

Let's get to work.

Work doesn't matter.

I'm all fire.

It's the first time it happens to me.

But it's so...

So good.

What have you done?

I haven't done anything.

Wait a minute, he's calling me.

Go away!

What's wrong, kid?

Jordi's injured.

What's wrong, Jordi?

Nothing, my big toe.

I can't move it.

Let me see.

My toe!

But you did move it.

What happened?

You can imagine.

What do I do?

Maybe I'll lose my job.

No, you won't.

Besides, you're very interested.

You won't try again.

And now you're staying in this house.

It's so great.

We're in good company.

The clients are ordering already.

And you can't complain?

You've been here a month, and nothing has

gone wrong.

Hurry up, the public is impatient.

One...

Two...

Hurry up, the customers are waiting.

What's up, Puppet?

Hey, Mr. Jordi!

Can you give me a heads-up?

I'm more stiff than the Mojama.

We'll see, we'll see.

Things won't go back to normal.

If you spend less than the neighbor on

a plane.

Okay, thanks.

Son of a bitch!

This can't be tolerated.

Hey, if you want...

What?

I've got a new idea.

I know I went overboard looking for that

job, but...

But what?

I'm sick of you, Martin.

What's it about?

I don't know, when I saw the photo

collection I thought you could apply to the

Miss Spain contest.

You know, trips, money, movies...

No, thanks.

I'm not interested.

Pedro wouldn't like it.

Can't you just forget about that whore?

I don't know.

Honestly, I'm sick of this job.

But I can't help it.

I want to go to the hairdresser and

tell him...

...that all I care about is him.

But he's a jerk!

I'm going to make him pay.

With how easy you'd handle the Miss thing.

Leave it, Martin.

Thanks.

What's Pedro thinking about you all week?

Nothing.

He's gone too far and forgotten about me.

He thinks I'm a whore.

Goodbye, Martin.

See you tomorrow.

These girls...

No one understands them.

They could be stars, and all they want

is to have a boyfriend.

If they have to go through with it,

whatever.

Okay, I'll take note.

Confections Jordi and Fia.

Tell me.

Yes?

Okay.

As soon as I can.

Yes, ma'am.

As usual, no order has failed.

I'm going to be rich at this rate.

Here, these are your clients for tomorrow.

Hey, Cuki.

Have you called Pedro?

No, dear.

He hasn't asked about you in particular.

Okay.

It's over.

I don't know why I'm worried.

After all, all I have left are men.

What?

No, nothing.

Tomorrow, these, right?

Good morning.

Good morning.

I'm the underwear saleswoman.

Oh, yes.

I almost forgot.

Don't worry.

If you prefer, I can come back another

day.

No, no.

Come in, dear.

Come in.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

You know, I'm getting married.

Ah, well, I have some real wonders for

the wedding night.

I've come to my parents' house to make

the wedding invitations.

Congratulations.

Look.

What do you think?

Wow!

My husband has a heart attack when he

sees me wearing it.

I think this could be a hit, right?

With this, the wedding night can't go wrong.

All this is crazy.

Don't you want the ring?

Oh, yes, yes.

The ring too.

I want that night to be memorable because

you don't know what my boyfriend is like.

No, of course I don't know what your

boyfriend is like.

But what kind of man is he?

Well, he's strong, virile, passionate, hot.

And when he looks at me and gets

excited and puts his hand on me, he's

a volcano.

I see.

And you don't let anything happen to him

to make him fall for you, right?

What are you saying?

It's the opposite.

We make love 30, 40, 60 times a

day, everywhere.

And he wants to get married?

You can't let a man like that go

free.

The problem is that they steal him from

you, right?

He has a kind of half-girlfriend that

when he finds out...

I see.

Excuse me a moment.

If you think it's a good idea, I'll

try it on.

All right.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Are you alone?

No.

What are you doing dressed like that?

The girl in the underwear is here.

Oh, yeah?

It's bad luck to see the bride in

the wedding clothes.

But come in.

Where's the saleswoman?

There's going to be a liguero, a fine

thing.

If I like it, I'll keep it.

The saleswoman or the liguero?

Don't be silly, I'll take your eyes out.

Oh, what a thing.

Look, this is my boyfriend.

Hello.

Don't bother.

We already know each other.

Oh, yeah?

Of course.

How silly.

You're his neighbor.

This is a coincidence.

Well, you see, darling, I've been luckier and

I've caught him.

Why?

For decency, right, darling?

Well, wasn't I showing you what's in the

suitcase?

Are you going to buy me more things?

Oh, my God, what a vicious man he

is.

You like to see me in underwear, huh?

What a marriage.

We're not going to stop.

No, daughter.

What your boyfriend wants is to see me

work.

Isn't that it?

Well, sit down.

The parade is about to begin.

Hey, what are you going to do?

Nothing, a model walk.

Oh, I love it.

Of course.

Let's go to our things.

It's not for nothing, but I don't know

how you like it.

It's not worth anything.

Hey, you knew about her job and that's

why you made me call that house.

But do you want to shut up?

A set in light blue to leave the

bathroom and go to your husband's arms for

the first time.

You can wear a ribbon of the same

color picking up your hair and shoes playing

with a little heel.

The negligee slides softly on his shoulders until

he rests on the carpet.

Great.

Very good.

Another garment.

I like this one.

Well, it's not bad.

What happens is that it is not accompanied

by the physicist, the poor woman.

Once the bed jump is removed, the thing

is much simpler.

It's just a matter of putting the husband

in tone.

Man, that's fine.

And if it's over?

And the mother who gave birth to me.

But you have seen, there is no right.

It's a whore, a whore, a shameless.

But boy, what's wrong with you?

The girl is going to get angry.

I'm going to report you for all these

dirty things you do at home.

Well, I'm leaving.

Naturally you stayed with everything.

To her boyfriend.

Goodbye, monkey.

Wait, what you can't stand is that I

marry her.

Wolf, shameless degenerate.

I set up this number to teach you

a lesson.

Yes?

Well, go and marry her.

You're crazy.

I only love you.

If it's the only way to be able

to sleep with you, we'll get married.

Let me go, beast.

They hurt me.

I'm going to use this to make you

react.

Yes, huh?

Well, let's see if you react with this.

This one pays me.

Get ready because I'm going to catch you.

No, no, please, that's not my tool.

You never used it with me.

You didn't want to.

Watch out, watch out.

You'll see.

It's okay.

Now I'm going to ...

What was

that about?

A madwoman who hit him with scissors in

you can guess where.

So they cut his ...

We'll have to do a transplant.

Tell the monkey.

Please, do you know anything about him?

They're intervening.

The cut was very deep and he took

part of his genitals.

And worst of all, what could happen to

him?

That he becomes impotent.

Oh, what a pleasure.

You don't know how happy I am.

Well, of course, Dr. Argamasilla does miracles.

Well, it didn't look very bad.

It was just a scratch.

I think he's a vet.

He even smells like a German shepherd.

I'm going to sniff him to see if

he smells.

If he smells like a German shepherd.

Or maybe he's a caniche.

I have my doubts.

Yes, you can see a discalcification in the

dark part.

And what?

Does your brother still dedicate himself to Chulo?

No, he's already left the countess.

Here's the bad point.

Well, I've already cured him.

It was a wild fly.

Patient 316.

Wait a moment.

Dr. Argamasilla, you have an emergency.

What a day.

You receive patient 316.

Entertain him until I return.

Don't worry, I'll tell you anecdotes of his

operations, his mistakes, all that stuff, don't worry.

Let's see if he's gone, unfortunately.

This girl is so hot.

Let patient 316 come in.

Good morning, is Dr. Argamasilla here?

No, I sent him to Portucados, he's my

assistant.

But come in, come in and sit down.

Thank you.

Well, doctor, when do you think I can

use my parts?

Whose parts?

Well, you understand me.

I don't know why.

Not much at the moment.

First, read the magazine Lib.

See if they give you the points.

Then you can get married.

Totally, he must get married and lead a

sexually relaxed life.

Isn't that right, doctor?

But without exaggerating, so that he doesn't get

drunk and we have to cut what little

he has left.

You've heard it, it's a doctor's advice.

You have to get married now.

With Pepa?

What with Pepa?

That doesn't count anymore.

Hey, you're a dickhead, huh?

From now on in the subsidy, because who's

going to love me in this state?

But be careful with sex.

We're finally getting married.

Do you see what you've done?

Shut up and kiss me, idiot.

Well, before they kiss each other and leave,

it's 10,000 pesetas.

But the insurance doesn't take care of it.

Sure it doesn't.

Well, and let it be known that they

didn't get paid for the business traffic.

Well, and who was going to pay for

the operation?

That for a kilo of hake, because it's

going up.

Well, you can hit a door, right?

No, no, no.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

No, no, no.

No, no.

Quiet, quiet, everyone.

Quiet, quiet.

Open up.

What?

Come on, let's go.

Oh, he doesn't seem to have a clue.

Look, what a wedding, with the future I

had.

But we're not going to the banquet, and

the pictures you want to make of your

father in the hairdresser.

No banquet or anything, I'm sick of you,

I can't stand it anymore.

Remember what the doctor said, it's not good

to have a lot of time for excitement.

But Pedro, don't you want us to make

love right here?

Oh, don't be silly.

Where are you going?

What are you doing here?

I'm going to the bosses, I need it,

Jimmy is lost.

Get out, asshole, and don't follow me, I'll

hit you with the stake.

I can't stand it anymore.

Go away.

Go away.

Let Martín do the collection of photos, and

tomorrow he'll come this way.

Okay.

I love being a saleswoman of underwear.

When do you start at the cabaret?

Monday, and I make a number that's too

much.

I'll go see you.

But isn't that good for your health?

I'm fine, and I don't have a hair

of a fool.

You say so, and money, what?

How much do you have?

Not a dime.

That's the trick I use so that this

family has me as a guest and they

pamper me.

What?

You will keep the secret about my work,

if the lord finds out.

And you mine.

Father, I have achieved it, finally.

Critic, they have made me a television critic.

I'm going to give you the sticks, I'm

not going to leave a puppet with a

head.

May it be for good, congratulations.

Thank you very much.

What?

A little punch?

For later.

As you wish.

Ma'am.

Now that the girl is no longer at

home, I suppose we can have more intimacy,

right?

Ma'am.

Mr. Fidel.

You bewitch me.

Of course you have some Sundays.

Hey, would you like to work in the

Scottish court?

Well, yes, what an illusion.

Don't worry, I'll fix that.

Yes, how?

You'll see, I'm going to take you for

a moment to a place near the river,

a place that breaks with everything, you'll see

how good.

Hey, macho, take me.

No, I don't, but you can wait a

little for the school bus to pass.

You'll fail too.

I don't think you'll fail.

Do you think we'll get to Santander?

I don't know, I don't think, I don't

think, and this is terrible.

Yes, darling.

I feel very bad.

Well, in an emergency case, stop right here.

Are you crazy?

Impossible, someone could see us.

I would loosen up and it would be

terrible.

Don't think about it, don't think about it,

my love.

I feel very bad.

Let's go.

Come on, quickly.

But where are we going?

To a quiet place without anyone.

Come on, hurry up.

Don't entertain yourself.

Run, run.

Hey, you, come here.