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Oh my god, come on, don't be a pussy.

I haven't been fucked in so long. I'm horny, you're here, let's just go.

Do you even know where you're going?

I know where we're going.

We've been driving for two and a half hours. We have not been driving for two

and a half hours, Charlie.

Oh my gosh. It feels like that.

You know what? You do a lot of whining for someone who just got a hot new

stepmom. Okay?

Gross.

You know, there's nothing wrong with a woman my age being confident. And if

that makes you uncomfortable, I don't give a shit.

So listen, I'm kind of having a rough day.

And I wanted to spend some time with you because your fucking father went off on

another damn trip with his secretaries.

Don't get me started about that, Charlie.

Well, yeah, secretaries are so hot.

No, secretaries are useless, boring, vacuous human beings who don't know how

to suck dick. I do.

Whoa, that's... Whoa, whoa. Why are you... You're my dad's wife. Why are you

saying that?

And? So?

You're 18.

That's gross.

You know what? You're a grown-ass man now. You're gonna have to deal with

grown-ass man stuff.

And... Nobody has to deal with their stepmom sucking dicks. I'm really not

that much of a stepmom. I tell you what, I'm really shitty at it.

You know, I just... Yeah, we all know that.

Nah. You know, I never pretend to be what I'm not.

I love sex.

I love sex, and your father's too busy giving it to everybody else but me.

So, um... Are we going to go hiking or not? Is this it? My God, you...

Why so much, Charlie? You know, I'm doing something nice for you, okay? I

missed your birthday because I didn't marry your dad until like a month and a

half ago and you were 18 what?

I'm okay with that. It's okay.

You can miss my birthday.

You talk too much. I'm going to show you something called snow. I've never seen

snow before, Charlie.

And I want to see some snow. So for your 18th birthday, I'm going to... Why the

fuck are you laughing at me? I'm going to show you something called snow.

I've never seen snow. Is all your brain power going down here?

No, that's your college fund.

Well, that's sad.

See, you're going to have to mind your manners, Charlie, because step-mommy

holds the keys to the bank account of this family now.

Let's go for a hike.

Yeah, you first.

Okay, we're going to have to establish some shit, right?

I'm the woman of the house.

You're not the man of the house.

You're like the beta.

I'm married to your dad. I'm not married to you. You don't get to tell me what to

do. Fuck, your father doesn't even tell me what to do. Get out of the car,

asshole.

And mind your manners.

Move.

I'm going to show you something special. You're such a jerk about it. God, you're

going to make me... Work so hard to do something nicer. Hey, hey.

I told you to get out of the car.

Okay. And mind your manners because your attitude is starting to get on my

nerves. Yes, ma'am.

Now.

It's fucking hot out here.

How is it supposed to be hot right now, Charlie, if there's fucking snow on the

ground? It's super hot.

All you do is bitch. And look, seriously, you have not stopped staring

at my tits. Dude, it's a little rude.

I'm not staring at your tits. They're everywhere.

Who's not staring at them? My tits are not everywhere, Charlie.

They're just right here.

And I ought to know because I walk around with them. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Come on. Let's go.

Rock slide area.

What? This is dangerous.

What are we doing?

Oh, my God. You're being such a baby. Rock slide. We're in the mountains,

doofus. It's like you're afraid of great big boulders, you know, smacking you in

the head. Come on. Stop whining. Let's go.

No, I guess.

Oh, my God. Look, Charlie is...

You've never seen snow before Charlie you're being really

rude man. I'm trying to share something awesome with you here.

I mean, it's not like you get out much Well, yeah, I mean I like my video games

There's more to life than video games Charlie like hanging out with your

friends I think there is more to life than video games. I mean when's the last

time you went out with your girlfriend?

I don't have a girlfriend. I know that why are you bringing that up?

It's not healthy Charlie you need to spend time with a woman.

Well, I don't I mean they don't want to No, no women want to spend time I'm

with me really

I'm spending time with you. What am I? Well, you're my dad's wife. That's not

the same thing.

So? I'm not going to become an un-virgin by spending time with you.

Oh, wait.

Yeah.

Did you... Are you... You are? You're a virgin.

Well, yeah. I mean, I'm only 18.

I knew that.

I'm trying to do something nice for you for your birthday by showing you snow,

Charlie. But, no, you're seriously... Like, you're really a virgin?

Yeah, I'm a virgin, but I mean, I'm not a snow virgin. I've seen snow before.

Don't be a dick about it, Charlie.

You know, your dad, whether he told you this or not, he might be a hoe now, but

your dad was a virgin until I think he was 25.

What? That's why he turned out so fucking weird and ignorant.

And you're right on that path of becoming a rude ass, so we gotta fix

this shit. Move it. Let's go.

I mean, you've never been on a hike before?

No. I come from the city, Charlie. We don't have this shit there.

Woo!

I'll tell you what, this is some good exercise, isn't it?

Yeah, exercise.

I love exercise.

Oh, you know what?

Let's take this home to Barkie.

The doctor really loves us. Whatever you say.

I'm sure they do I

just want to

appreciate oh this is so beautiful oh this is the wrong way

I think we're supposed to go this way all right as soon as we look at the snow

we're going back on the trail

You said you don't know how to hike. I'll show you. Oh, but I also told you,

you're not in charge of this house or this family.

And if you want anything out of this, you're going to be a good boy.

Do what I say. Shut up.

Is this what you wanted?

Oh my God, this is so great.

I can't believe this.

Yeah, it's snow.

Oh, you know what?

Why are you throwing it at me?

Because... Oh, God.

I sound like this is so great.

Do you even know where we're at?

Dude, you're ruining my...

Did you hear that?

Yeah, everybody heard it.

Charlie's a virgin!

You know, everybody already knows, right? I put the fact that you're a

virgin on my social media yesterday.

Hey, Charlie, look at this view!

Isn't this gorgeous?

Oh, I got so majestic.

Hey, Charlie.

What?

Kiss my ass.

Kiss it, kiss it!

It's like this kid because you haven't earned that ticket.

Man, it must be this air. I'm telling you, I am amped.

All right, let's go have some fun. We must have traveled this entire mountain

so far. I don't even see any damp snow anymore.

I thought you wanted to see snow.

Well, I got to see snow. Now I want to see the rest of it.

I thought the car was over here.

The car is like two miles that way.

Which way?

That way.

I have shit to do.

You told me to follow you.

If you knew the car was back that way, why are we right here?

God.

We're going to be lost. I'm going to die a virgin.

You are with that attitude.

You know what?

You've been getting on my goddamn nerves all day.

Do you think maybe you could show me those?

I could if you were to ask me like a man.

Ask like a man, Charlie. Show me your tits. There you go.

That's my boy.

I'm scared that we're going to die out here. We're not going to die, Charlie.

I mean, you might, but I won't. I'm too cute.

That's not how it works. It does for me.

Do you think maybe I could touch him?

Again, rules.

Rules, Charlie.

Women like men who act like men, not bitches. I'm going to touch your tits.

There you go.

Oh, you're getting good at this.

Now, what else are you going to do to step on me?

Well, I'm going to... I'm... What are you going to do?

I'm going to put my dick in your mouth.

That sounded like a question. I'll tell you what. You've gotten enough practice

for today with taking your cock out for a walk. Now it's my turn.

Go sit down.

I don't... Well, I'm going to... Oh, you... Okay. Why don't you sit down?

Because you don't tell me what to do, asshole.

You sit down.

Oh, well.

I think I might have misheard you.

You sit down.

No. You sit down. Oh, do it again.

You sit down. Oh, say it again, Charlie.

Please sit down.

See, a woman likes a man that can handle himself because a weak fucking man is no

interesting. Suck my wiener.

Pull it out.

I want to see it in front of my face.

Very nice, Charlie.

Very, very nice.

You're a very lucky man.

Normally I don't let men tell me what to do because, well, very few impress me.

But this, this is very nice.

This is worth the attention.

Your father's cock isn't half this big.

Your dick is enormous.

I just want to take hours, hours just licking and sucking on your cock,

Charlie.

And after you're done fucking me, I'm going to lick my pussy juice off of it.

You know... I was in the shower the other day.

And I was thinking about taking you up here.

Just so I could put your cock in my face.

I'm so glad you fell for it, Charlie.

This is magnificent, you know.

I've waited a long time to put this thing in my face.

Down the back of my mouth, in my throat.

I can think of a million things I want to do with this dick right now, Charlie.

Oh,

just getting started with you, sunshine.

I'll tell you what, you let me do this, and you'll never have to do it again.

Just be a good boy and let step-mommy suck your cock, would you?

Thanks, Charlie.

You know, I know you're new at this, but I bet you fuck like a champion, don't

you?

The tip of your cock is gonna get one taste of my pussy.

It's going to be like a rocket set off underneath your balls.

You

know,

Charlie, there's no shame in wanting to come inside me and step mommy, but we'll

hold that for later.

I want to see all the neat things you can do with this thing.

I'm gonna make it my new toy.

Women do crazy shit when they get good dick, Charlie.

They do crazy things.

They come into their stepson's room at night.

After dad's gone to sleep.

Will you fuck me now, Charlie?

Will you fuck me now?

You wanna fuck me, Charlie?

You do.

You do wanna fuck me.

I'm gonna show you why.

Why you wanna fuck me, Charlie?

Because for the next 10 to 20 years, there is no woman your age that's gonna

know how to please your dick like a woman like me.

You understand?

There's something special about a woman who's been around the world.

She knows exactly what a man of any age needs.

You see the milfs?

We do it better.

Because we've had it all.

And when I get something like that, I want to take it for myself.

You can put it anywhere you want to, Charlie.

Where do you want to put that dick?

Where do you want to put it, Charlie?

You can do so many fun things.

Of course.

That we can't tell Dad.

You're not going to tell your dad.

And neither am I.

And then, when it's time for you to move out, I'm going to give you a parting

gift.

Now I really want to play with you, Charlie.

Bring that dick back over here.

I want you to get between my legs and I want you to show me what being a man is

all about.

Show my pussy what being a man is about, Charlie.

Use your dick, Charlie.

There's so many different ways we can do this, you know?

Right there,

Charlie.

I don't want to be a virgin anymore, but...

You're not going to tell my dad, are you?

What the fuck, Charlie? Just put your dick in my hole.

God.

You're about to screw this up. Just put your dick in my pussy. Fuck.

I just don't want to get in trouble.

Who the fuck?

Look.

Okay?

Oh, you nasty fuck. You know what you're doing.

If I wasn't sure you were a virgin, I'd call you a liar.

Oh, my God.

Do it, Charlie.

Do it.

Are you sure?

Oh, my God. Just put your dick in my pussy already.

You're actually doing this.

bitch is because she needs to get fucked she needs to get fucked hard charlie oh

yeah oh good boy

oh very nice charlie oh oh now can you take that

dick of yours and can you mix that mommy's heart can you do that for me

charlie because there are very few men that can can you make my heart

I think so.

Oh, get mad at my pussy, Charlie.

Get angry with it.

Oh, tell my pussy that you're the man.

You're the man of the house.

I'm the man of the house.

Oh, you suck me hard, Charlie.

Oh, you suck me hard, Charlie. Yes.

I'm the man of the house. Yes.

Women love it when you beat their pussy with your dick. Oh, I'm so mad.

I'm so mad at your pussy.

Oh, get fucking mad, Charlie.

Sam, they're not going to do any more goddamn laundry.

You bitch.

Call stepmom, you bitch.

I don't know if I want to call you a bitch. Fuck, I don't care. Your dick is

too good.

You're a bitch and I'm mad at your pussy.

You suck at shit talking, but you know what? Your dick is so good.

You can say whatever you want, Charlie.

Grr.

Am I doing a good

job? You are fucking magnificent.

Just tell me when I'm supposed to come because I don't even know.

And you failed science.

I sat back and had a whole bottle of wine and I laughed at your ass. You came

home so mad that day.

How mad are you, man? How mad are you right now at me, Charlie?

How mad are you right now?

I'm not mad right now. Now I feel good.

Oh, fuck.

Um, okay.

Uh, I canceled your car insurance.

Are you trying to make me mad?

Yes!

Women like it when men are mad.

the pussy. Get mad at my pussy with your dick, Charlie.

I want some of that angry fucking.

I'll give you that young, strong dick, you fantastic specimen of man.

Everything,

everything about this, everything about this needs to be packaged and sold. You

are so good at this shit.

I don't care how you fuck me, Charlie. You just fuck me.

You just do whatever the fuck you want with my pussy.

You are all man, Charlie.

All man.

There are so few like you, Charlie.

I want you to fuck me as long and as hard as you want. As many times as you

want. Oh, fuck.

like this in years.

Oh, it's been years, Charlie.

You're so much better at this than your father.

Oh, I love the way you're just pounding the back of my whole Charlie.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, fuck, that's so good.

Oh, my God.

That is hypnotic.

That is positively mesmerizing what you're doing to me right now, Charlie.

Everything about this is perfect.

Yes.

Yes, Charlie.

Yes, Charlie.

I'll do whatever you want me to do.

Just tell me what to do, Charlie.

Tell me what you need for your cock to be happy.

I mean, I got something out of it, too.

But I made you a man today.

You're welcome.

Now it's my turn.

It's my turn, Charlie.

You see, something this beautiful, dick this fucking good, Charlie,

was built to really take pussies for a ride.

That's it right there.

Oh, you know what I could do that would really make your cock throb?

Charlie?

I'm going to put both knees on either side of your hip.

I'm going to grind this cock of yours with my great big ass and my big hips.

You're gonna know what it's like.

You enjoy me sucking your cock, don't you, Charlie?

Yeah, just not your head is fine.

That's right.

Now, next time any bitch touches your dick, I want you to see my face.

See my face the next time your cock touches another pussy.

And the next time you pop your nut, I want you to think about my pussy, my

eyes, and the way that my mouth feels on your dick right now.

My God, you are so hard.

I don't think I've felt a dick this hard in 20 years.

You really wanna spit that load in my mouth, don't you, Charlie?

You wanna shoot it in my tits?

You wanna put it all over my pussy?

But you know what, Charlie?

There's only one proper place that that should go.

And that's right here.

But I'm not done with you yet.

you all the way to the back of my walls, Charlie. Your dick is too big and too

hard to take this lightly.

I'm just gonna fuck you crazy right now.

That's almost fucking impossible.

I can't believe you're this deep right now.

This is the good stuff, Charlie.

This is the good stuff, Charlie.

Just wait till you see what I've got for you next.

Yeah.

Can you feel that, Charlie?

Can you feel how deep that is?

You know what's gonna happen, Charlie.

Something amazing is gonna happen.

I can't take it anymore, Charlie.

I need you.

I need you to come inside me.

I need you to come inside me, Charlie.

Oh, God.

Oh, Charlie.

I can't take it. I can't take it anymore.

I want you to come inside me, Charlie, please.

Oh, God, please.

Oh, God, please come inside me, Charlie.

Bend me over and come inside my pussy, Charlie.

Oh, God, come for me.

Put your love where it belongs, Charlie.

is our secret.

Look what you did, Charlie.

Look what you did to step-mummy.

Come on, Charlie.

Let's go home.

We don't even know which way is home.

Car's right over there.

Let's go.

She knew the whole entire time?