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Well, even if you are pregnant, doesn't mean

- the baby's mine. - I was telling the truth.

I never cheated on you during our marriage.

Why would I believe you?

Because I'm not stupid enough to give you

a reason to divorce me.

- Not while I was trying to kill you. - Ah, so, you hooked up

with another guy after your first plan fell apart?

I'm not falling for round two, so you can run back

to the sperm donor and run this scam, reality,

whatever the hell this is.

Great lawyer, but you must have failed biology.

If I'd done that, it'd be too soon

to have a positive pregnancy test.

But once you bat your eyes and show a little cleavage...

Then what? I'm suddenly inseminated?

You need to face the facts, Bill.

You're going to be a father. Again.

Hmm. Well, if you're 100% certain that the child is mine,

then I assume that you'd be willing to get a paternity test.

NICOLE: Unfortunately, unplanned and inconvenient pregnancies

happen all of the time.

But this is Bill's problem, not yours.

I don't see how you can say that when my daughters

would have a new sibling, a whole generation younger,

whose mother tried to kill their father.

I was hoping Hayley was ghosted from Dad's life.

No Halloween pun intended.

What if she's trying to use this baby

as a way to play him into taking her back?

That would never happen, given Hayley tried to kill him.

Dad has poor judgment, not amnesia.

Well, Mom shot up his wedding, he forgave her.

[glass ringing]

Ladies?

We will not let Hayley spoil Kat and Chelsea's celebration.

? ?

Oh, hey, there, Black Magic.

Is that a diaper cake you got over there?

You know, you are about the only man that knows what that is.

- [both chuckle] - Well, I've tended bar

at my share of baby showers.

Did the mama not show up?

Oh, no, I'm sure Hayley will be joining me shortly.

- Isn't she the one who... - Yep, that Hayley.

And while I'm waiting on her, you can keep me company.

Well, that's what I'm here for.

Pick your poison.

- Ha! Okay, good one. - Mm-hmm. [Chuckling]

Good one.

Oh, but please do not say that to my friend

- when she gets here. - Oh, this bartender

knows how to read the room.

Another Black Magic?

Ooh, please, yes.

And you can catch me up on the hospital goss.

I mean, you know, I'm sure your nurse girlfriend

is, uh, plugged into the grapevine.

And you care why?

As the founder of the free clinic,

I have to keep track of all the medical facilities

in the area, you know?

Fair enough. What do you want to know?

- How's Ted doing? - Oh, that's real subtle, Leslie.

Come on, Grayson. We're buds, all right?

Word is, Ted and Shanice are buying a home in Fairmont Crest.

Nursey better not be moving into that house

before my shouse is finished,

or I'm going to be so pissed.

It's great you took charge of Garland's

Halloween trick-or-treat tradition.

Yeah, Lia used to handle it, but since Monica's out of town,

she asked me to take the reins, uh...

Hmm. Well, our treats are in good hands.

- You're teasing me, huh? - Well, maybe just a little.

Mm. Well, next year, we're gonna have

an even bigger Halloween celebration in our new home.

I'm thinking haunted house,

spider web, one of those giant skeletons in the front yard.

- Okay. - [both laugh]

- Hey, Kial. - Hey.

You think you can help us take some of these treats

to the kids in pediatrics?

Sure. I could actually use something

to keep me preoccupied until, uh,

Nicole finishes hosting her Halloween party.

- Ah. - Oh, Nicole's having a party

- and a date tonight. - Mm.

I'm not surprised it's such a big deal.

Halloween is her favorite holiday.

I only realized that

when a giant skeleton greeted me in the front yard.

IZAIAH: Hey, sexy.

I, uh, I made a quick lasagne, but your boy got hungry,

so the rest is staying warm in the oven.

Thank you.

I got drafted at work to help distribute

treat pumpkins at the hospital.

Treat pumpkins?

- Yeah. - That's a thing?

Yep. I was assigned to any kid

waiting in the emergency room while their parents

or siblings were being treated.

The little pumpkins are filled with toys.

[laughs] It's a Garland Halloween tradition.

But now I am ready to start my first Halloween with my man.

- Mm. - Did we get any trick-or-treaters here?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, the, um

the sister and brother from 3B.

Yeah, she was Little Red Riding Hood

and he was the Big Bad Wolf.

Oh, I'm so sorry I missed that.

- I bet they were so cute. - Yeah.

Please tell me you got a picture.

I forgot. I'm sorry.

I, uh, I got distracted by a text from Kat.

She wanted to know if you were pregnant.

So, is there something you need to tell me?

Of course this is on the low.

I appreciate the update.

All right. I did what you asked, and it'll be taken care of.

What I don't get is why you are going through so much trouble.

It's a precaution.

Low turnout for early voting could be bad news

for Martin Richardson.

I'm still not seeing how this can make any difference

with the results.

The actual vote? No.

Think of it as an emergency cord

that can be pulled on his opponent if necessary.

[laughs softly]

Well, I sure hope the good congressman

appreciates everything you're doing for him.

I have no intention of the man ever finding out.

Okay, I am in no way, shape, form or fashion pregnant.

Besides, I can't even risk it anyway with the transplant.

I know, which is why I was a little worried.

I'm good, babe.

But what is Kat doing?

I thought she had finally given up

trying to make drama for me.

That's not what was going on.

I mean, Kat was trying to figure out

why Leslie was at Uptown with a diaper cake

celebrating somebody's pregnancy.

Well, that sounds even cray-cray for my mom.

Maybe it's some kind of weird Halloween thing?

Maybe? Although, what would that costume even be?

"Friend of pregnant lady"?

What if it's like when she was trying to pressure

you and me into planning our wedding?

Maybe she's trying to manifest a grandchild?

Mm.

Uh, so, what, we just ignore it?

Hell no.

You and I have to nip this in the bud.

- Let's go. - Okay.

As you all know, this gathering is to honor Chelsea and Kat.

[soft laughter]

But I have to say that as I look around the room,

I realize that the reason they were able to build

such a successful company

is because of all of the amazing women

who raised and inspired them.

To the Dupree women

and their closest friends...

High achievers all... who dare to dream big.

You are wonderful role models.

Eh, the dads deserve some credit, too.

- [laughter] - I mean, the men didn't push

the babies out, but none of us would be here without them.

- That's just a toast. - [laughter]

It's too soon for a paternity test.

I just found out I'm pregnant.

I've handled enough cases where paternity is the issue

to know that you're wrong about that.

There are ways to determine paternity early in a pregnancy.

Something like that sounds like it could hurt the baby.

Nobody's hurting a baby.

But it sounds like you got something to hide.

Okay, look, I get this news shocks you,

so I'm not gonna take it personally.

I assume I'll see you at my doctor's appointment?

And once you hear our baby's heartbeat,

I am sure you're gonna fall in love with it.

All right. Yeah, thank you.

I hope you put a lot of thought into that Halloween costume,

since Nicole always goes all out.

Honestly?

I don't have a costume.

Wait, Nicole never said anything to me about needing one.

Huh. Well, I guess she's gotten more laid-back about it.

Forget I said anything, huh?

Yeah. I'm gonna head over to Pediatrics.

[Ted chuckles]

It's really interesting that you want a giant skeleton

like the one Nicole has.

Is it?

It is. Is the Halloween party

you're dreaming about us having

actually just a competition with you and Nicole

for the Halloween champion of Fairmont Crest?

Of course not.

A competition involves acknowledged rivalry.

Nicole has no idea I want the biggest and best Halloween

in the neighborhood.

But that's if you're as enthusiastic

about the idea as I am.

Big sis to little sis, this is an all-girl gathering.

Why are we even talking about men?

They are 50% of the population.

Well, tonight is about woman-owned ChelseaKat

and how it is only a matter of time before our girls

are on the cover of Black Enterprise magazine.

- [laughter] - Ooh, can't wait.

VANESSA: As an entrepreneur myself,

I admire the ethical choices they've made,

like opting out of the partnership

with someone who uses questionable practices.

What? There are exceptions to everything.

[laughter]

Well, Chelsea and Kat have to hold themselves

to high standards,

particularly because they've centered the family

in their business.

- Amen, Mother. - Mm-hmm.

But forgive me

if I am going to mention another man.

Vernon.

I think you can be forgiven for mentioning Granddad.

[laughter]

He is so very touched

that you chose to name your business ChelseaKat

after the nickname he gave you

- when you were just little girls. - [laughter]

You two were inseparable.

More like sisters than cousins.

You did everything together,

including pester the heck out of me.

[laughter]

There was never any question.

There is no one I'd rather be in business or in life with

than with you.

I love you, cousin.

- I love you, too. - [both laugh]

I wish I could have one of those.

Black Magic,

a drink of my own invention.

The months and months of sobriety

I'm gonna have to endure thanks to this pregnancy

will not be fun.

Aww, I'm guessing Bill wasn't exactly overjoyed

that he's becoming a father again?

The man tried to deny that it was his,

like he was some scrub on an old episode of Montel Williams.

Well, you can't be surprised that he thinks the woman

who added some extra ingredients to his drink

is capable of cheating on him.

Once he comes to my doctor's appointment

and realizes that I am pregnant with his big-ass baby,

he'll have no choice but to accept responsibility.

Hey, Mama.

Thanks to whatever's going on here,

Kat thinks I'm pregnant.

[sighs]

[chuckles]

Big bad Bill.

You sure you want to do this?

See, I hear pacemakers are very delicate equipment.

And I'm Joey's muscle for a reason.

It ain't 'cause I'm delicate.

I'll let you go as soon as you tell me who knocked up Hayley.

Assuming the pregnancy test is even real.

And that's a big assumption,

since she used a fake sonogram before.

So I know that baby ain't mine.

Maybe it's yours.

You want, uh, answers?

Step off.

Good boy.

Now, first off,

the baby ain't mine.

Hayley is my real cousin, so ugh.

And why the hell couldn't the baby be yours?

I mean,

didn't Hayley get kicked out of the hospital

because she couldn't keep her hands off of you,

even while you were all hooked up to those machines?

Now you're gonna tell me you two little rascally rabbits

didn't hop to it as soon as you got home and finish the job?

I don't believe that.

Look, if you want to know

who the pappy of that damn baby is

then I suggest you look in the mirror.

Nicole, it was a lovely evening.

And thank you for keeping the news about Bill

and Hayley from derailing the evening.

Thank you. But what I did

was keep you from derailing the evening.

Mother, how are we gonna convince Dani

not to get involved?

By reminding her how lucky she is to be married to Andre.

Hello? I am right here.

And I know how lucky I am to be with Andre.

I'm not gonna do anything to hurt him.

Which isn't the same as saying you're gonna stay out of it.

Stop Sigmund Freuding me, Miss Thang.

[door closes]

[music playing over speaker]

[laughing]

- KIAL: Oops. - [Nicole laughing]

I thought you were alone now.

- You better work. - [laughs]

But I don't want to cramp my daughter's style

on her favorite holiday.

DANI: Don't do anything

I wouldn't do.

[chuckles]

It's a party, Mom!

And three is a crowd.

Uh, what is the deal with the music?

It's part of my costume.

Dressed as a stripper pretending to be a doctor.

[laughs]

Hayley would rather have nothing to do with you.

But unfortunately parenthood is gonna throw you two together.

Now, I was able to navigate it with my ex-wife.

So I'm sure two crazy kids like you

are smart enough to figure it out.

JOEY: Randy.

You need to go check on that project we talked about.

Yes, sir, Mr. Armstrong.

JOEY: Should I break out

- the cigars? - I mean,

I'm not buying that kid as mine.

Not until I have proof.

You know, Bill, this doesn't only affect you.

If Hayley is pregnant with your child,

where does that leave all the other people

who helped neutralize her?

Okay, it's not that I don't love the idea

of our home being the go-to destination for a holiday bash.

I do. I think it'd be fun to have a bunch of people over

and a great way to get to know our neighbors.

But?

I just don't want to overstep.

Overstep what?

- Nicole's territory. - [scoffs]

Why can't you and I be the kings and queens of Juneteenth

like we talked about? Or Fourth of July or Labor Day?

[elevator dings]

- I really like that. - Yeah.

We could have a big barbecue and we could have

- some people... - Exactly.

Oh. Hey, you three.

Hey, Shanice, Ted.

I'm gonna let you all talk while I check on my patients, okay?

What's going on?

Chelsea found out that she may have a new brother or sister.

- Hayley's pregnant. - Allegedly.

KAT: And we need

you two to tell us everything the hospital can do

to stop Hayley from faking a pregnancy.

Again.

I just had an extremely awkward moment

because Kat texted Izaiah that she thought I was pregnant

after she saw your weird Halloween diaper decoration.

That damn Kitty Kat.

You said you would stop calling her that.

Whatever I call her,

she's always jumping to the wrong conclusions,

thinking she's Scooby-Dooby-Doo

when she's Scooby-Don't.

What is going on here?

I am just celebrating that my friend is pregnant.

Jan's pregnant?

Girl, for real?

It's Hayley.

Oh.

Oh. That poor baby.

You see, I know from personal experience that having

an attempted murderer for a mother

is not easy.

Tell me honestly.

Do I look repulsive?

Uh

- no. - Oh,

that's a relief.

Some days I feel like a whale.

You know what, I was worried

that some men would instantly clock that I'm pregnant

and stop seeing me as desirable.

Oh. So... so you're the one who's pregnant.

That's right. It's the last thing I expected

after being a newly single woman

open to all of life's possibilities.

You know,

what I would need most is to feel

attractive.

[Eva clears throat]

No thanks to the oversharing.

Baby, are you ready?

Yeah.

Well, it's time for me to get going, too.

Don't you ever... and I mean ever...

Flirt with my daughter's boyfriend again.

- Hey, you two. Just got on my break. - Hey.

Oh. Then our timing's good then.

How's Smitty's case going?

I've got an investigator digging into the finances

of the prison's employees,

trying to find people who are vulnerable

to going to work for the Impaler

and planting pills in Lia's cell.

Fantastic.

Thank you for suggesting that.

Of course. Have they set a date for the trial yet?

Not yet.

Naomi's got some

personal stuff on her mind right now.

Actually, you might have some insight on the situation, too.

Were you working earlier when Leslie was throwing

a weird shower thing for Hayley?

Yeah. They're inside right now, actually.

Are you willing to be referee?

My ship could use a doctor/stripper.

- [laughs] - Mm-mm.

I don't know if this is the laziest Halloween look

I have ever seen or the most creative.

How about the most embarrassing?

I'm never gonna be able to look at Anita again.

[laughs]

I mean, I do have to say

I wasn't expecting you to come in costume.

That is my thing.

It was a last-minute decision.

Uh, obviously. [Chuckles]

All right, my captain.

So you ready to make me walk your plank?

I have a better idea.

I don't see how Hayley having a baby changes anything.

She knows she'll be in trouble if she reveals

what she knows about Martin.

Hayley only agreed to keep her mouth shut

when Marcel was about to end her.

But she knows that you wouldn't want to put your unborn child

at risk.

Well, for Hayley, this baby...

If it even exists...

Is just a meal ticket.

Plus, I intend to get proof that it isn't mine,

and then I'll be off the hook.

And I think she understands that I won't lift a finger

to protect her if she steps out of line.

[Joey sighs]

You might want to think about what you're gonna do

if Hayley's telling the truth.

She's not.

You know, I've got a pretty good sense of when Randy is lying.

The guy struck me as sincere.

Randy's becoming a problem.

And I'm sure that you can see that employing Hayley's cousin

is a conflict of interest.

Well, Randy doesn't worry me.

I've got him right where I want him.

Garland's lab is more secure than ever after the scandal.

It's not the hospital's fault

Hayley downloaded a picture of a sonogram and lied about it.

People working here knew she was lying,

and they couldn't say anything because of HIPAA.

Well, since a paternity test

involves Bill giving a DNA sample, he'll get the results.

It would be impossible for Hayley to lie about this.

If it's my dad's kid,

I don't know what kind of relationship

I'm supposed to have with it.

Honey,

whatever feels right to you.

That could be anything from babysitting on a regular basis

to absolutely nothing.

Your dad has a responsibility to his child.

You? You don't owe anybody anything.

I'm, uh, going to Pediatrics if Chelsea needs me.

Hmm. Eh, I know what it's like

to find out an ex you want nothing to do with

is pregnant.

I just hope Bill handles Hayley better than I did with Leslie.

Leslie, you put your hands on a pregnant woman?

[scoffs] Don't pull that delicate flower crap on me.

I know exactly who and what you are, heifer.

After all I did for you...

Bailed you out of jail,

offered you my friendship

and a country club guest pass...

And the rest of Fairmont Crest shunned you.

And this is how you repay me?

I was just having a little fun

chatting with a handsome man.

Izaiah is Eva's man,

and I do not play about my daughter.

See, any threat to her

brings out the beast in me.

So, if you ever have

so much as another lustful thought

about my daughter's extremely hot boyfriend.

I will know.

And you just might find yourself,

ooh...

[mimics tires screeching]

being run over

right there on the road.

Well, hypothetically speaking.

Okay. Keep talking like that

and you're gonna have to watch your drink.

I am a thousand times more lethal

- than you could ever hope to be. - Mm.

Hmm. So if you want to maintain our BFF status

you will respect me

and Eva's territory.

Ooh. Or you might end up like them.

Move.

Whoa!

Excuse you.

I'm sorry, Anita.

I'm in my head thinking about how some people

have no appreciation when you do things for them.

Does this have anything to do with the little party you threw

for Hayley at Uptown?

Maybe your mind was on her alleged baby.

How am I still surprised how fast news travels in this town?

Birds of a feather do flock together.

Hayley and I are friends,

but that doesn't mean we're the same.

Oh, really?

Okay. For one, I have evolved.

I had to check Miss Hayley for some inappropriate behavior.

But I will not stand for anyone disrespecting my daughter.

You know, I do believe you love your family.

Family's important to you,

which is why I'm allowing you to attend the recording session

with the Articulettes.

It's in a few days.

And I would love to be there.

And I will remind you of the ground rules.

You don't have to remind me...

You will sit in the control room on the sidelines

and keep your mouth shut.

I don't understand why you're so insecure

about hearing a little feedback.

Leslie, this project is important,

and I will not tolerate your foolishness.

Well, if you keep up that little stanky-dank attitude,

then I won't give you the rights to use my mama's voice.

All the candy we left out for the trick-or-treaters is gone.

I hope one greedy kid didn't snatch it all.

You think some kid would actually do that?

I would've when I was a kid.

Hey, no cap...

I definitely would've, too.

[both laugh]

You know, I'm, uh... I'm glad that we don't have

any more candy to give out.

Why?

Because

we won't be interrupted.

Mmm.

You know, the way you got territorial with Hayley today...

Very sexy.

Hitting on a man in the presence of his girlfriend

while carrying another man's baby

is so out of pocket.

Yeah.

But I'm gonna do everything I can

to make you forget all about Hayley.

What's wrong?

Okay, I keep thinking...

Hayley's pregnancy

and Kat's weird theory that I was gonna be the one

who was having a baby has me paranoid.

What do you mean?

I need to go to the bathroom and double-check

that I took my birth control pill today.

Because I am nowhere near ready to be anybody's mama.

[sighs]

Ooh, I was ready to go off on Hayley,

but Leslie beat me to the punch.

Well, it's probably for the best.

You are better off talking through your emotions with me.

You know, everybody needs an Ashley.

[chuckles] Okay, first question...

How do you feel about the possibility

of your father having another kid?

You know, seeing Leslie of all people

reading Hayley the riot act

just reinforced that Hayley is totally full of it.

I am not believing a single thing

that comes out of that woman's mouth

until I see the results of the pregnancy and paternity test.

And even then, I'm gonna ask you to run them again.

She already faked her miscarriage.

I just hope Dad is as skeptical as I am.

- Hey, handsome. - Oh,

aren't you a lovely sight after a long and tiring day.

Glad I could help.

I haven't even done anything yet.

Well, then come here.

[Joey moaning]

- Mmm. - [Vanessa chuckles]

How was the purse party?

A perfect combination of female bonding

and salacious gossip.

Well, nothing I'd be interested in.

Depends how much you care about Bill's family tree.

Hayley is claiming that Bill,

for lack of a more polite term,

knocked her up.

Well, you can let the ladies know that Bill isn't buying it.

- How do you know? - Because Bill

showed up here and got in Randy's face

demanding to know who else Hayley was sleeping with.

Did he give up any names?

Because Dani would be so relieved

- if Bill were off the hook. - No.

But that might be because I stopped Bill

from beating the hell out of Randy.

Mm. Seems like everyone is fed up with Randy.

[yelps]

How did you get in here?

It would behoove you, cuz, to remember

that I can get in and out of any hotel room.

Spare me the five-dollar words, okay?

I'd like to think it's more of a ten-dollar word,

but I'm feeling the need to remind you

that I am not the Scarecrow.

I do have a brain.

And you keep making excuses to avoid giving me

what I have earned.

Now, we ran that con for over two years,

and I only get a-a measly 500 grand?

That's because our original plan failed

thanks to you giving me poison slow as molasses

in January getting through Bill's bloodstream.

Your plan.

I am not taking the blame

because you didn't pull off your plan.

I've already been the punching bag once tonight.

What are you even talking about?

Bill came to the casino

demanding to know who the father of your child is.

And he thought roughing me up of all people

was the best way to get me to cough up a name.

Boo-hoo.

Look, I got woman-handled myself tonight

by my alleged best friend.

So, look, spare me the sob story.

Especially since my new plan is working perfectly.

And how you know?

When I broke the news to Bill

that he would be papa to a third kid,

I deliberately acted like I didn't want

to take a paternity test.

I wanted to give a little false hope

to ensure that he would come

to my doctor's appointment tomorrow.

Man, look, it's gonna be like a rainbow after the rain

when Bill gets those test results back

and realizes that he did in fact put this bun in my oven

and now he's legally obligated

to provide for it.

I knew I'd find you here.

You were looking for me?

I should not get involved.

But our daughters and I heard some

disturbing news, and I wanted to make sure you knew.

Mm. About Hayley?

You heard?

Mm. That she's claiming to be pregnant with my child.

Yeah.

Her trifling ass was in here bragging about it.

Don't believe a word she says.

Oh, no, I'll never believe a word

that comes out of that woman's mouth again.

I'm gonna watch every second of her prenatal exam,

see if she's actually pregnant this time.

And then I'm gonna make her get a paternity test.

Very good.

Yeah. It's obviously a scam

- so she can get child support. - It's appalling.

Yeah, well, we should be used to her lying by now.

But to use your vision of having another child against you?

That's reprehensible.

Though if it turns out to be true,

it's gonna change everything.

You are going to love that baby

every bit as much as you loved our girls.

And we both know it's impossible

to completely cut someone out of your life

once you've had a child together.

There she is.

What happened to this new, evolved Leslie?

And what is that supposed to mean?

You know, I can't stop you from being

your predictably petty self,

but if you snatch back the rights to Barbara's vocals,

you'll be the reason why she will never get

the recognition she deserves.

Okay.

Look,

I don't want that on my conscience,

because this project is the closest thing that I have

to having a relationship with my mother.

So I won't mess it up.

All right.

So you'll play by my rules?

Stay on the sidelines

and keep my little ideas to myself.

Good.

Then this should be a memorable experience

for both of us.

[music playing]

? Ride ?

? Don't you want to ride? ?

? Come on and ride with me ?

? Oh-oh ?

? I want you to ride like your favorite car ?

? Put it in reverse, back it up... ?

I am so curious about Randy's growing list of enemies.

When he was close to Doug,

I never knew him to be so

subterranean.

People don't always show you who they really are.

But after Bill nearly beat the crap out of Randy,

he warned me not to trust him.

You sure you're not gonna have a change of heart about Randy,

given his history with Doug?

Hmm. I am positive he will never get back into my good graces.

Randy has lost my friendship forever.

You cannot call this your plan.

You weren't even thinking about raising this kid

until I told you it would net us a big payday

and protect you from Joey.

And you don't deserve credit.

You wanted me to raise this parasite

that's taking up residence in my body.

I'm the one who came up with the idea

to let Bill buy full custody.

Yeah, but

you miscalculated, per usual.

Bill seems to be more mad than excited about being a father.

Yeah. Only because right now he's focused on hating me.

But that's the beauty of this doctor's appointment.

Bill is gonna show up for his paternity test,

but he is also gonna see the results of the ultrasound

and hear the baby's heartbeat. I mean,

he is going to fall in love

with this freeloader.

At the same time though,

he won't trust the woman who's been poisoning him

to play any role in raising it.

I mean, Randy, he will be thrilled

to hand over another big chunk of his fortune

to get sole custody

of my precious little gold mine.

You're a smart woman, Dani, but right here and now,

you are making an awful lot of assumptions.

I am just trying to prepare you for the worst-case scenario.

Look,

if there really is a kid and it's mine,

it won't be the same as when Naomi and Chelsea were babies.

Of course not. You were happily married then.

I'm-I'm not talking about that.

I'm talking about the way I would see this kid.

You know, I wouldn't even be able to look at it

without thinking about Hayley trying to kill me.

I'm not so sure about that.

Look, I grew up with a father who couldn't stand me, okay?

He resented my very existence.

I'm not gonna repeat that cycle.

You would find a way past it.

No, Dani, I'm not capable of that, okay?

Now, if

this kid turns out to be mine,

biologically mine,

then I'll provide whatever financial support necessary

so that it can have a great life.

But I'm not gonna have anything to do with raising it.

I'm gonna be right by Hayley's side

when the doctor does that ultrasound. I know that.

By the time you leave here today,

you'll know for sure that we're

- gonna be a family. - [heartbeat thumping]

Mom, Dad, this is a surprise.

NICOLE: We need to talk.

Hayley knows your secret.

You and I will never be friends,

but I want you to have this.

You a sucker, Naomi.

And suckers get got.

Okay, bitch, you might actually get your wish.

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