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Thanks for calling me, Lyra.

I'm so excited. You know why? Because I am the best photographer, so I'm exactly

what you need. I know. That's why I called you. I saw your ad and it's

exactly what it said.

I know.

So I need to get some photos done for my boyfriend. His birthday's coming up. I

just want to do something, you know. Super raunchy. No, no, no.

Classy. Very, very classy. Oh, so like old school raunchy.

Like new school classy.

You know, like not...

overly sexy, but not not sexy, you know. But definitely like this.

No, no, like, like that, you know. I know exactly, I know exactly what you're

looking for. You know, let's see. Okay, thank God.

Um, blue.

Not your color.

Let's see. I thought it was very fun and whimsical.

Red and black. This is too, like, dominatrix. You said you wanted green.

Green. Oh my God, look at that! You like it?

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it. Okay, as long as you're

inspired. I am inspired, you have no idea.

Why don't you go, put these on.

I'll go get my camera and we'll shoot some raunchy stuff, I mean classy stuff.

It's gonna be so fun, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Okay, Lyra, you know what, we're gonna start out with something simple, easy.

classic something i'm really used to on your knees oh yeah on your knees just

real simple yeah just just yeah like spread it like that okay totally

comfortable this looks you need a little cleavage like that yeah i know um a

little bit like perk out tits i mean boobs i mean just breast uh-huh it's

fine you know what let me test my light okay um is this thing on yes okay

Oh, yes. Let me get a little zoom. Can I get, you know, maybe turn your derriere

a little towards me.

Okay. A little bit, like spread it. Yeah, like those pin-up things.

You might have to touch it. Oh, I don't do pin-up. Not at all.

There.

Oh, my God. This is perfect.

You look amazing.

You know, I just feel like it's just...

I think I need to take my jacket off so I can work a little bit more. I get a

little bit, I get really flustered. I just need to be able to exercise my

movements.

Understandable. I get wet when I see pretty things.

All right, so maybe, maybe, you know, let's do a little bit of a cupping of

the breath.

Think of like an intimate moment. Like this?

Oh, no, you're covering.

Yes, like get a little bit of cleave.

Yes, just like that.

Perfect.

You, girl, are a star.

You think you'll like these? Oh, you have no idea. You know, I feel like this

is just, this is just too, there's something missing.

More clothes? We need more clothes. Less clothes, I think.

Like implied.

Implied. Have you ever heard of implied? It's perfect.

Yeah, maybe just take off the top.

I like the neckline.

I like that it's... No.

You see, if you're implied, that's implying something extra.

You know what I'm talking about, right? I just don't know how comfortable I am.

Maybe just tweak your face a little bit.

Extra, meaning I sometimes shoot a little bit extra.

Extra. Yeah. For my personal collection.

Oh. Yeah, it's actually quite flattering for me to ask you to be in my personal

collection. Thank you.

I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

So I'm sure you're used to doing things extra.

Extraordinary. Amazing.

I've never taken photos before.

Look.

I'm going to cut you a hell of a deal. Really?

I'm going to give you these photos for free. What?

Are you serious? Yeah, just let me take them. You can't do that.

Let me take a little bit of extra photos for my personal

collection. I'll get some for you, some for me. We can both win.

You mean like no one else?

Nobody else is going to see these.

Okay. Ever.

Ever. Ever. Oh, just you.

Just me.

Just me. So let's just take... Let's just unclasp this.

Like, maybe... This is so... Trust me. I know what

I'm doing.

Okay, really. I will trust you because I didn't call you to tell you how to do

your job. I'm the best, right? I know what I'm doing?

I'm the best, right? It's true.

I saw the work you did. It's so beautiful.

I know. I'm amazing.

Let's see.

Okay.

You know, maybe just lean back a bit.

Spread your legs.

Yes! Like this.

Okay.

It's nice. Just, you know, want to adjust that because we don't need

anything cutting into you. No, thank you.

You're a thin girl, but, you know, in this world, you don't want to. I want

you to be comfortable.

Oh, I fell into you. Just relax.

Just really open a little bit more so I can see. More open.

I feel like I'm completely.

I feel like you're completely vulnerable.

It's true. You should be vulnerable with me. That's what this whole process is

about. It's all about... Did you get my face? No.

Totally.

Did it look good?

It looked awesome. Can I see the photo?

Yeah, totally.

As soon as I'm done.

You know, maybe thrust it outwards a little bit.

Like... Yes! Oh my god.

That's just a push.

I know. I really...

The bush is an anyhow for you kids. Got it.

You know, I just, there's something missing.

I really need you to just take this off. It's gotta go.

It's gotta go. You want hot photos, right?

Yeah. You don't want your man to leave you?

I drove like an hour to get here. Exactly. My point, exactly.

To leave me? Yeah. You need to leave me? Totally.

Look at you looking vulnerable and upset. I love it.

Okay, so now I need you to just, you know, open

like a vibrant flower blooming in the springtime.

Okay. Oh, my.

Is there something wrong?

You're what? I love it. No, this is art.

This is art.

I'm in a new place, and I'm sweating probably.

I'm getting a little bit, uh, I just, I can't, these heels. I just can't, I

can't grasp my creativity.

Safety first.

You know, I'm just, I need to take my shorts off or else I'm not going to be

able, I'm not going to be able to reach that creative zone.

Oh,

you know.

Okay. Well, I don't, I don't want to.

Dibs your creativity.

Look, I need to tell you something.

Okay. Girls your age, they need to take note that you should always wear

lingerie to look sexy.

Because you never know when. But I'm not wearing lingerie. You are never. You

never know when you're going to have sex.

So you have to come prepared.

I mean, I normally know when I'm about to have sex.

It's like I shower first and we discuss it. And then.

There's like a discussion.

Yeah. Then we get under the blankets.

The light is just a little bit. Yeah. The light is just

overshadowed. Look at that delicate.

You have no idea. This is going to sell baby.

So what do you, you said this private, what do you mean?

I mean like sell to me. So this can be free for you to.

I need you to spread it.

I need the light to

cast in.

Yes I need to be able to open this.

I need to tell you something.

Oh, wow. Look, my lighting is just malfunctioning. Um, you know, the thing

is, I just, I need you to go a little extra

vulnerable.

I need to be able to get the best pictures of you.

You're so good.

You're a woman and you're... This

is how you keep a man.

Trust me.

Have sex with women?

You get free stuff.

I like that.

We should get back to photos, huh?

This is part of the photos. I'm secretly filming you. What? I'm kidding.

No. You're hilarious that you believe that.

You wouldn't do that.

No, I would never, never in a million years.

I just feel, I feel like I just, I need you to be open

completely. Okay, completely.

Super comfortable.

It's getting so hot in here. It is so hot in here. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Just be relaxed and then we can discuss the negotiations of my photo costs.

Okay. It's free, right?

I just want a little taste. I'm a little bit hungry.

What?

Oh, you have a really, really soft

mouth. Thank you.

It's so pretty.

Open it. Look at it.

That's all right.

You are something else.

They did not write this in your reviews.

No one's ever done that.

No, my boyfriend doesn't even do that.

I mean it's so great.

You know the sound of this?

Yeah. It's a little tight.

I bet it's really, really tight.

Is it?

Get back. No, no, no, no.

Hands, yes.

I just need you to just taste a little bit.

Wait. I have to take all this off.

Get up. Get up.

Get up. Get up. Get up. I want to show you something.

You're getting so hot.

This is the craziest thing I've ever done.