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Do you want to believe?

-Let's go. -Alright.

This is "osbournes want to believe."

jack: We may be the first family of darkness,

but not all of us are true believers in the paranormal.

They want to believe.

Has a ghost

ever been caught on film? -Yes.

And I have the evidence that will blow their minds. -What is that?

I think you're starting to believe.

Seeing is believing.

-Whoa! -What is happening?

Aah!

Oh, god, no!

♪♪

[ thunder crashes, maniacal laughter ]

I guess the first question is

how much of the paranormal do you guys believe in?

I'm one of these people, if I see it, I'll believe you,

but I don't totally believe,

but then, again, I don't totally not believe you.

-Ditto. I wouldn't say I don't. -Yeah.

But until I actually see it for myself, I'm like...

This might be the opportunity to.

This footage is of something

which people kind of claim is an alien.

I know exactly what you...

The one walking in the alley.

-Yeah. -No, no...

-An alien walking in a -- what is that? -Alley.

-I've seen that one, sharon. -Yeah.

I don't know. This one isn't that.

This was, like, in someone's driveway.

It's a weird entity in someone's driveway.

-I think it's the one. -They claim it --

they claim it is an alien,

or some people are saying it's an elf.

-I've seen it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Oh, walking down the front.

Yeah.

It's a kid, I swear.

But why is he walking like a [bleep]

it's a kid. It's a kid [bleep] around.

He's pretending to be a santa's elf.

-Is he naked? -No.

It's the kid. I saw that on --

it's an awfully skinny kid.

Seriously?

He's not only skinny. He's got a gigantic head.

[ laughs ]

and I can't get over that ridiculous walk.

That is not humanlike.

It's a kid.

He's got, like, a jumpsuit on. -Ah.

Maybe a glow-in-the-dark suit? Yeah.

-Next. -Next. Alright.

So, we think that's a kid, not an elf or an alien. -I think it's an --

no, I think it's a christmas elf getting ready for christmas.

Leaving all the gifts.

This next ufo clip has been the source

of a lot of excitement in the ufo world

because it was released by the pentagon.

And the navy basically said,

"we don't know what the [bleep] this is."

so... But it's pretty good stuff.

You could -- this is where you can hear the pilots talking to each other.

-Yes, yeah. Have you seen it? -Yeah.

Man #1: My gosh!

Man #2: Going against the wind. The wind's 120 knots west.

Look at that thing, dude.

Looks like a bat.

Ozzy: He's traveling at [bleep] 5,000 miles an hour, or...

Look at that.

So, that was captured in 2015.

They call it "gimbal."

and the other one they captured in 2015 --

that one right there -- they called "go fast."

what's this? What the [bleep] is that thing?

[ radio chatter ]

and the military also released a sighting of a ufo from 2004,

and they called it "flir1."

if that is a fake, it's been well done.

Well, I'm somewhat of a believer now.

I mean, there's something to it.

It might not be aliens,

but it's an absolute phenomenon that these things are occurring.

Yes, yes.

And what speed did they say it was going at?

They said it was going against the wind...

-The wind, yeah. -...And the wind was 120 knots.

Yeah.

Yeah, the plane was, like, on full, like --

I mean, that plane was flying very fast,

and it was flying faster.

And apparently, some of that footage,

there's, like, only a short portion of it,

but they were tracking it for, like, an hour and a half.

And they had its movements to where it would go

from, like, the sea level... -Mm-hmm.

...And shoot up to like 30,000 feet in seconds.

-And then come back down. -And then shoot back down.

And just the way it was moving, they were like,

"it defies physics."

like, any conventional aircraft

would fall apart if it was moving that way. -Right.

-Something to it, yeah. -Absolutely something to it.

But there was that plane -- cargo plane going to alaska.

You hear of that one? -No.

Where this guy reports to the tower.

Is that the one tom cruise was in?

What the [bleep] are you talking about -- tom cruise?

Tom cruise got -- what was that film he did?

-"top gun"? -No! Tom -- no, no!

Tom hanks!

Where he's in the -- -oh, your jokes are the [bleep]

if you're gonna say a joke, at least get it right.

-[ laughing ] sorry. -[bleep] anyway...

Ozzy: So, anyway, this guy's flying a cargo plane

for a japanese airline. -Mm-hmm.

And this great, big [bleep] mother ship comes up,

massive thing flying above it,

and he freaks out, and they tracked it at the air --

at the tower. -Mm-hmm.

Oh, is this the one when they landed, they were like, "yeah, don't say anything"?

And they come in and says, "this never happened."

I just -- I mean, I don't know what to make of it.

Another one? -Yep.

Alright, we've got lots of ufos today.

This is an alien invasion at sunset.

♪♪

woman: Insane. This is in the sky over the ocean.

These people were on a ferry in the outer banks,

just off the coast of north carolina.

And they saw these weird lights.

-That's [bleep] weird. -They were just looking at them,

and all the other people on the boat were looking at them,

and no one had a clue what the hell they were.

Man: We're in the middle of the ocean on a ferry.

Nothing around. Look.

Nothing around.

No land, no nothing.

There's no plane. There's no nothing in the sky.

This is just lights staying stationary... -A bunch of lights.

...In one spot, not moving.

Everybody on this freaking boat is out looking at it.

-What is it? -Nobody knows.

Insane.

♪♪

ozzy: Some kind of optical illusion.

You saw that thing we were watching about the bermuda triangle?

Last night, yeah.

And the flying boat thing.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm leaning on the [bleep] dog here.

[ laughs ]

but the thing I find odd about this --

when you see the ghost --

the ghost ship, looks like it's flying.

That may be something coming off the water. I don't know.

I mean, do you believe that there could be aliens?

Do you believe in crop circles and all that?

This guy flew over this thing while minding a prop plane.

Turned around and go back.

When he's going back, anyways, he saw

a [bleep] thing in the field that weren't there when he --

he'd just gone over. -Yeah.

That's the only one that I believe could be legit

because it's a response. -Then nobody --

the thing was,

nobody but about a handful of [bleep] scientists

knew what this -- -I'm lost.

Alright, so, scientists sent out this radio signal

deep into space to see if anyone would respond.

It was called the arecibo message.

And this crop circle essentially was a response to that message.

Okay.

When you see it, you're like, "wow, that's [bleep] wild."

so, what is it? Do you believe in ufos?

Do you believe in aliens?

I mean, you clearly have some kind of opinion on crop circles.

So, where would you lie?

I do, and I don't.

Until I actually see something in the sky myself

or something land in my [bleep] garden

or whatever, until I witness it,

I'm not saying I don't, and I'm not saying I do.

And have you, in all your travels, being on planes,

being in remote parts of the world,

have you ever seen anything in the sky

that you couldn't explain? -No.

Mum?

I'm thinking about this now.

-Oh [bleep] -no. [ laughing ] I have!

-Oh, don't think too hard. -If you saw something in the sky,

you wouldn't have to think very long, darling.

Now, hold on a minute.

Yeah, I have a thought, but you talking,

I've lost my train of thought now.

-You -- -rude.

Okay.

I have. I lost my train of thought.

I came up with a really good idea... -No. No.

...And it's gone.

No, no, no.

-Really? -It was.

You know if you've seen a [bleep] foreign object

that you can't explain.

Oh, yeah. I know what it was.

I have to go back to the -- not the romans.

What was it before the romans?

-Egyptians? The greeks? -Egyptians. Egyptians.

He knew it.

What the [bleep] has that got to do with the question?

Just think. The egyptians were the first ones

to have hot water.

They were the first ones to have wine, was it?

-I don't think so. -No?

Well, anyway, they [bleep] knew about the aliens.

-Tell you what. Stroke your dog, darling. -What?

-That's an alien. -[ laughs ]

you know, you guys are both [bleep] aliens.

[ gasps ] it's robert!

Aw! -Oh, my!

-See? -The dogs are gonna get robert.

Ozzy: [bleep] that thing off. It's bad luck, darling.

No, it's not.

My thing is with bigfoot --

whenever you see a hunter who is like,

"well, I was out there in them there woods,

and out of nowhere comes bigfoot,"

I'm gonna [bleep] shoot it!

♪♪

[ thunder crashes, maniacal laughter ]

♪♪

ooh!

-Um... -Yeah?

We're gonna see how the magic happens.

We're actually walking down to where we film,

which is normally the theater at my parents' house.

[ imitates ghost ]

it's all spooky and ominous.

-Spooky! -But, yeah...

-Spooky-dooky-doo! -...What used to be the theater

is now a little mini tv studio that we have creatively crafted.

There is my dad just eagerly awaiting.

Hi, dad.

♪♪

[ thunder crashes, maniacal laughter ]

moving on. Haunted dolls.

You have quite an affinity to haunting dolls --

to haunted dolls, don't you?

-Why? -You like haunted dolls.

Seeing as we've got them all over the house.

I might have something here for you.

Not him again.

[ gasps ] it's robert!

-Oh [bleep] -there he is! There he is!

-I tell you where robert's going. -Where?

Robert's gonna be given to the dogs.

Nope! See?

-The dogs are gonna get robert. -Hey.

So, the legend goes, with the actual robert the doll,

is that it is cursed by the spirit of his owner.

Ozzy: [bleep] bad luck.

[ laughs ]

you think it's [bleep] a joke.

If you disrespect him, make fun of him,

take a picture without asking,

or even handle him, you will be cursed,

and terrible things will begin to happen in your life.

We actually went to see robert the doll in key west,

and it's the real robert the doll,

and, believe me, he is as frightening in person as he is in pictures.

-[bleep] thing. -Don't disrespect bobby.

So, robert... -[bleep] that thing off.

It's bad luck. -No, he's not.

-It's bad luck! -Alright.

Well, we have a really -- -look!

Look at me! It ain't bad luck!

You blew him up. Just saying. It's your fault.

You blew him up.

If you hadn't blown him up. That's all I'm saying.

No, you shouldn't have [bleep] around me.

I told you he's bad luck, and you --

I respected him. I had a --

see, now, you kept [bleep]

I had a great year after that. I got divorced.

[ laughter ]

any last words to robert?

Jack [bleep] that thing off.

It's bad luck. I keep telling you.

You keep thinking it's [bleep] not,

but, listen, look what I was saying.

Just look what's gone on with me.

There has been an odd timeline since you blew him up.

I will give you that.

Do you think it's [bleep] a joke?

Okay. I don't.

No, you think it's [bleep] a joke all along.

I just can't tell when you're joking about it anymore.

All along, when we first went to the [bleep] place...

Uh-huh?

-[bleep] send it back. -Let's do it.

Going to fedex today. -Really.

Overnight it.

Well, let's take a look at this haunted doll.

So, the theory behind haunted dolls

is that, you know, energy can --

people's energy can transfer into objects, things like that.

It's kind of like --

you know how if -- you wear a very specific cologne,

and if you go into your closet

and I grab out a t-shirt, chances are, it smells like you.

It's like an imprint on that clothing.

Energy, theoretically, can do the same thing.

And so, the thought is that when people pass on,

their energy can continue on through an inanimate object.

So, let's see what we got.

Woman: I'm sitting here filming my daughter's doll.

This lady in pennsylvania bought this doll

from some second-hand shop or flea market.

And, eventually, it started moving on its own.

Nothing really precious or special about it,

but it just has this feeling about it.

And I'm just gonna sit here on my steps and record it

and see if maybe she'll do something for us.

Careful what you wish for.

Whoa.

Did you guys just see that?

-No. -Chair is moving.

-Where? -Chair's rocking.

Woman: Are you seeing this?

This is some freaky [bleep]

look at it.

Oh, I'm about to run.

What the hell?

♪♪

aah! [bleep]

man: Whoa, what the [bleep]

[ imitates ghost ]

what do you think?

It could have been triggered by somebody. Couldn't it?

Or it could be windy in the room.

-It could be, but it's worth investigating. -But...

Yeah.

You know, in England, we did have a bunch

of, like, old, antique, weird dolls.

-Yeah, a lot of them. -Did you guys ever see --

have anything weird with them?

-No. -No.

Do you remember we used to have loads of them up on your floor?

Yeah, and they were always terrifying to me.

-Really? -I just hated it. I just didn't like them.

The shark fish. Oh, the fish that jumped out of the tank.

Yeah. -It used to do this to the top of the tank.

Yeah, it would look at me at night, just bobbing, wanting me.

Didn't we give it to, um...

If you keep on asking about [bleep] aquariums,

we're never gonna get through this.

[ laughter ]

alright, so, have you guys ever heard

of the kind of "glitch in the matrix" theory?

I don't understand anything about the [bleep] "matrix."

okay, so...

You swirl around in long, big leather coats

and write numbers all over walls.

-Uh...Sort of. -Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, so, the glitch in the "matrix" is that --

well, the theory is that we're actually living

in some kind of hologram,

we're not really even here,

we're living in a video game

and that sometimes, it glitches.

And people have caught things on camera

which, by all accounts, unexplainable.

The footage we're gonna see is of a dog

that the guy who films it

believes is a glitch in the matrix.

So, let's get glitchy.

♪♪

this guy takes out his garbage and comes back to this.

Could you imagine?

Where was it?

This took place in the ukraine.

♪♪

his dog is literally frozen still in the hallway.

No signs of life.

That's [bleep] weird.

Look at it. It's standing still.

He's right next to it.

You can't even see the dog wagging its tail,

moving his head, breathing.

It's literally frozen.

[ man laughs ]

and when his owner touches him,

the dog just, like, comes back to life.

Actually, now that I think about it,

bella might be in the matrix right now.

And dad, too.

[ laughter ]

thoughts?

He's just standing still. I think --

the dog's not got a leather coat on, and there's no numbers.

[ laughter ]

alright. I mean, but, like, I went,

"okay, could the dog be having some kind of seizure?"

but usually, when a dog has a seizure, they'll collapse.

-Yeah, or shake. -Yeah, and then I was like --

-you could explain that, couldn't you? -Yeah.

I mean, I just think it's odd that it was just like, "brr,"

and just not moving, like, mid-step.

Dogs don't -- I mean, you guys have a billion dogs.

They don't do that. -No, they don't.

What do you think? Matrix? No matrix?

I don't know. When I understand "the matrix,"

then I'll let you know. -Okay.

I mean, elon musk thinks that there's, like, a --

he goes, "there's like a 1 in like 99 billion

that we're not in some kind of simulation."

so, he's basically, like,

absolutely positive we're in a simulation.

Alright, so, this is an aeroplane

which, by all accounts, is flying but not moving.

And the same question -- is it stuck in the matrix?

Man: That plane looks like it's just hovering.

Okay, so, this one takes place just outside of dallas.

This guy's driving, and he saw this.

Look at it. For real.

It looks like it's just kind of hovering there.

Looks like a big one, as well.

♪♪

wow. I almost want to stop on the side of the road

to see if we can see.

It's that you're traveling. The plane's traveling.

It's an optical illusion.

So, it's basically, as it's coming towards you,

you're coming towards it, and it just appears

like it's stationary.

This can all be explained.

♪♪

do you guys think we could be living in a hologram

or hallucination or some kind of weird --

was that near that triangle?

Oh, my god!

What is the triangle called?

-The bermuda triangle? -Is it near there, no?

No.

Okay, and then this is another one.

This one is very odd.

Is it -- oh, okay.

-It's still the matrix. -Okay.

-And it's with a bird. -Okay.

And it took place in california.

♪♪

ozzy: It's something to do with, like, the horizon.

But look at that. That's a bird just, like, floating in the air.

-Had a stroke. -Okay, it had a stroke midair,

but why is it just hovering?

Ozzy: That's [bleep] weird.

Do they show you it landing?

-No, just 'cause he's on the freeway. -Oh.

It was -- it's called an oomagoolie bird.

It goes, whack, "oomagoolie!"

oomagoolie? What the [bleep] are you talking about?

You've got an oomagoolie in your ear.

Okay, then. Well, as far as the matrix goes,

I think it's safe to say that these two just don't get it.

Was it the greeks or the egyptians

that came up with it first?

-What? What are you talking about? -Who gives a [bleep]

-aliens! -They could have been [bleep] smoking dope!

♪♪

[ thunder crashes, maniacal laughter ]

♪♪

sharon: My little bella!

-Alrighty. -Do you want to believe?

-Do you believe in them? -I don't think it's so black-and-white.

-Like the moon? -What the [bleep] does that mean?

It's a full moon in our house all the [bleep] time.

It's 'cause someone's always got their pants down.

Let's go!

♪♪

[ thunder crashes, maniacal laughter ]

alright, so, these next clips are a series of ufos

captured on camera

by just random joe member of the public.

However, they're in different parts of the world.

So, this first clip is from crimea.

♪♪

this cluster of ufos was spotted in three different places,

all in crimea, all in the same night at different times.

♪♪

and this one here you see is in kerch, a city in crimea.

And this one takes place in hlazivka,

and it's the same six ufos, just from a different angle.

And the last sighting is also in kerch,

just a little further away.

Now, here's the strange part.

A few weeks before those sightings,

an almost identical set of lights was seen in ohio.

What do you think?

Why are they all near electrical poles?

Because that's what -- because...

No. Why are they near electrical poles?

In different countries, you can see them by an electrical pole.

That's an, actually, interesting theory.

-Thank you. -I wonder.

I wonder, is it -- but then you go,

"is it just because they're in cities

and there's electrical poles all over cities?"

no, but there's not that many, is it?

And where is -- -there's not that many?

Hold on! Where's cri-- -[bleep]

-kir-- crimea. -Crimea. It's in europe.

-And where's -- -but here's the thing.

So, those are in ukraine, then there's one in america.

And in this one, in England, it appeared online

and said it was in idaho,

when, actually, it's in the uk.

And it's of a ufo, or multiple ufo sightings,

and it went on for like 40 minutes.

So, why did it say it was in idaho and it was in England?

'cause they were embarrassed.

No, I guess someone stole the clip...

-Go on. Next. -...And then said it was in idaho.

But it wasn't. You know, we found the people in England, and...

Alright, I bet you it's by an electrical pole.

Every country's got electrical poles.

No electrical poles.

[ laughs ]

-you don't see them now, look. -No electrical poles.

No electrical poles. My theory's been thrown out.

This guy at first thought it was helicopters

but then realized there was no noise at all.

They didn't seem to move closer to him or further away.

They were just hovering in the distance the whole time.

But they did start to blink.

Like, they were flashing on and off.

Ozzy: Looks like it, yeah.

Some would disappear, then reappear.

Look at that.

They're fireflies.

B-1s. Little green men.

What do you think?

What's always amazed me -- if they are from another planet,

these things, what would they want to come here for?

Resources. We've got lots of water.

When we can't even get on with each other, let alone...

That's why they don't want anything to do with us.

They're just like, "look at these [bleep] lunatics."

okay, is there people that can look at that picture --

say it's in a photograph, you take a photograph of that --

and they can measure to the --

how big they think those lights are across?

Yes, there are. Yes.

There are ways to do that, sort of.

As long as you have some kind of reference.

-Right. -So, like --

but it's hard with --

when you zoom in, it's hard because you lose depth.

Would it be very difficult to, like --

-to hoax? Make a hoax of that? Like, fake it? -Yeah.

You could, but you can tell a lot of times in raw files.

Like, if I were to just send you something

I recorded off my phone -- -we watched a program,

and out of like 200 sightings,

there's about 5 that they can't explain.

But I think it's odd, though, that it looks almost identical

to what was filmed in ukraine... -Yeah. Yeah.

...America.

Like, this is clearly a phenomenon occurring.

-That looked pretty legitimate. -Yeah.

I mean, all those people can't all be faking the same thing.

Yeah.

But people have been doing that

since they started with photography.

Do you remember the one with the fairies? -Fairies, yeah.

Right? That was, like, the turn of the century, right?

And, like -- -yeah, but -- but, sharon, uh,

it's only in the last century ufos have been sighted.

Well, some people think

they've been sighted for thousands of years.

Oh, in egyptian times,

they thought that some of those pictures

were meant to be ufos and things. -Yep.

-The paintings on the walls and that. -Yeah.

Was it the greeks or the egyptians

that came up with it first? -What? What are you talking about? With aliens?

-Who gives a [bleep] -aliens!

I think -- I think egypt

predates ancient greece, I think.

Or was it -- were they kind of similar time periods? -It could have been in babylon.

It was, like, babylonia and, like, mesopotamia.

What was the question?

Because they had drawings in their...

-Temples. -...Temples and wherever of aliens.

They could have been [bleep] smoking dope!

Drugs was very common back then.

'cause they just didn't realize it.

So if you -- that's what we do now.

We used to go, "let's swallow this pill.

Let's see aliens." -you want to hear something interesting?

There's a theory called the "stoned ape" theory,

which essentially says

that human evolution occurred at such a rapid rate

because whatever our ancestors were,

were, you know, kind of caveman-y,

like, cro-magnon, whatever,

they think that they were eating a lot of magic mushrooms.

-Hmm. Hmm. -Huh.

Dad, you have experimented with hallucinogenics in your life.

Somewhat.

Did you ever question the reality

in which that we live in?

Every day.

Okay. 'cause there is --

still do.

[ slurps ]

uh-huh. Alright, that works.

Unless I see somebody coming in, singing and dancing.

-They have to be singing and dancing? -Absolutely.

They have to be like, "I'm here!"

-are they, like, an old vaudeville act, though? -Exactly.

♪ hello, my darlin' ♪

come on. Let's go.

My eyes! My eyes!

-Yeah, we've got -- -they're killin' me!

-Have any of you ever seen a ghost? -No.

Nope.

I've never seen a ghost, but I've ghosted some [bleep]

[ laughter ]

♪♪

[ thunder crashes, maniacal laughter ]

♪♪

okay.

They want to believe, and I have the evidence

that will open their minds and freak them out in the process.

Woman: When you do your cold reads like that,

do you sound a little like, "see"?

-Yeah. -"ha, see? Mom and dad want to"...

[ laughter ]

like, what happened to that accent? Did it just go out of vogue?

-Yeah. -I guess so.

"let's bring it back, see?

I'm just gonna start talking like this."

♪♪

[ thunder crashes, maniacal laughter ]

okay, so, this next clip is -- well, before I go into it,

do you guys know what a poltergeist is?

Have you guys ever seen -- -yeah, yeah, I had a friend in school

that had a poltergeist in his house.

I've actually got three of them.

-Really? Aah! -Mm.

I've got f-- I-I've got four of 'em.

Oh.

Including the missus. She throws a few things around, you know?

That's right, yeah. If anyone's a poltergeist,

it's you two throwing [bleep] around.

Alright, so, this is a clip

where a poltergeist gets a little bit too crazy.

Here we go.

So, this took place at a house in illinois.

It started off, innocently enough,

when the faucet turned on by itself.

Then some toys moved on their own.

That's [bleep] weird.

I agree.

♪♪

this is even crazier. Watch the doll in the box.

That's very weird.

He also captured the front door opening completely on its own.

Wow!

[ door creaking ]

but the most frightening thing of all was this.

You see that oven mitt?

Something takes it off the hook

and moves it on top of the stove.

♪♪

and then here's where it goes off the rails.

Something turns the stove on and lights the oven mitt on fire.

-Look at that! -Can we just see it again?

'cause I... -Yeah.

Nothing near the knob. Nobody is around.

Something turned it.

♪♪

that's [bleep] very weird.

Isn't that creepy?

My thing is, like, okay, some of that stuff could have been faked.

If I saw that, I [bleep] --

I'd see one thing move, I'd be out the [bleep] door.

You know what got me thinking about?

All the weird fires we had at welders.

Oh, no, no, no.

They weren't [bleep] set by poltergeists.

-I don't know. -That was people [bleep] not blowing candles out.

Do you remember when somebody said,

"a ghost stole my wedding ring"?

Yeah.

We're gonna move on from that conversation.

-But do you remember? Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah.

But, like, welders, though,

had two really weird fires that were just kind of --

yeah, but someone -- you know why?

Because somebody has got a thing about [bleep] candles.

She got to light the candles all around the [bleep] house,

and she doesn't turn into a puff of smoke and start going...

[ imitates ghost ]

she should go [blows] at night before she goes to bed.

No, I'm -- I'm the only person

that puts a fire out with magazines.

Yeah.

-[ laughs ] -[ laughs ]

so, do you guys think those clips are --

do you think that's -- do you think that's real?

It looked pretty real to me.

I see skepticism in mum's eyes.

There's a frow brow. -No, no, no.

I want to see the whole kit and caboodle

before I make my decision.

Now, if you were in the house, mrs. O...

-Yes? -...And things like that happened...

-Yes? -...What would you do?

Would you hang around? -No. No, no, no.

I would just have seen that doll moving,

and I would have been gone.

I'd have been on a plane to another country.

-Oh [bleep] -forget it.

I mean, it would really interest me to witness it.

Alright, so, while we are on the subject of poltergeists,

we have some that we -- while filming my show,

there's a place called the twin city opera house

in mcconnelsville, ohio.

And at the time, when this happened,

we didn't realize what it was.

Our producer, who was very kind of --

didn't really want to disrupt a scene,

he just kind of went, "oh, I got pushed."

and then when we watched the footage back,

it's really, really, like -- he just sat.

You'll see.

So, the reason we went here in the first place

is because this opera house

has had a long history of paranormal activity.

♪♪

do you ever get bad smells when you go to these places?

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's -- but you don't know,

is it just 'cause it's an old, run-down building

with, like [bleep] pipes,

or is it 'cause, you know,

beelzebub's taken a [bleep] in the corner?

You never know.

[ laughs ]

♪♪

so, there was one particular spirit that they called charlie,

and apparently, he's some kind of demonic entity.

We tried to contact him, and then this happened.

[ device beeping ]

is that you, charlie?

♪♪

woman: What? What, jamie?

♪♪

-jamie, what? -Say something.

The chair you were sitting in just moved? -Yeah.

-What? -My chair just moved.

-Wow. -What the [bleep]

you were sitting in it and it moved?

Something kicked it or something.

Jack: If it's not abundantly clear, I'll say it right now.

That basement was definitely creepy.

Is the producer still working with you?

-He is not. -'cause he was scared?

He did get pretty freaked out on this one.

-Okay. -What do you think?

♪♪

I don't [bleep] know.

Where I always go is, "did he --

was the chair sat on, like, a rock, on uneven ground

and it just, like, gave out, or...?"

-yeah, but -- -but that footage,

when you actually see it blown up --

hey, you're on a ghost show.

The ghost was sitting in the chair,

and the [bleep] chair moved.

That's -- that's --

if I was there and I witnessed it,

I'd go, "there ain't a [bleep] stone under this seat."

so, I'm hearing you say you want to come do an episode

of "portals to hell"?

Yeah, I wouldn't mind.

If you was a real deal.

Oh, yeah, we're the real deal. We don't [bleep] around.

I mean -- I mean, if -- if the place is --

the clip you showed us,

that's what I call something weird.

I -- unless I see somebody coming in,

singing and dancing, I...

-They have to be singing and dancing? -Absolutely,

they have to be like, "I'm here!"

-are they, like, an old dead vaudeville act, though? -Exactly.

Huh! "ah, philly, how's it going there, see?"

[ laughter ]

♪ hello, my darlin' ♪

come on. Let's go.

-Alright. -That's it.

Cool. Do you guys want to take a pee break and --

nah [bleep] it.

Didn't they make a holiday movie about a bigfoot?

-Yeah, loads of 'em. -"harry and the hendersons."

yes. I like that movie!

"I like that movie!"

you tease!

♪♪

[ thunder crashes, maniacal laughter ]

♪♪

-you guys ready? -Stand by.

Jack, do you think my hair's growing? No?

The [bleep] he just about gave the dog a heart attack!

[ chuckling ] ohh! I'm sorry, bellsy!

-Wait. Wait. -I'm sorry!

Why are you asking if your hair is growing?

Oh, because I want it to grow so bad.

Well, you shouldn't have already [bleep] cut it!

-I didn't. It fell out. -Why did it fall out?

'cause I kept changing the color, and it just broke off.

What you thought about a bald wig?

Wow.

[ chuckling ] ohh!

♪♪

[ thunder crashes, maniacal laughter ]

so, this next clip is --

well, before I go into it, do you guys believe in bigfoot?

No.

Well, this is considered some of the most [sighs]

authentic and hard-to-dispel --

I think it's a load of horse[bleep]

but here's why this footage is --

-we went looking for it! -We did, yeah.

-We went out on a boat. We had a good day. -Yeah.

-You know what I'm saying. -We stayed at that nice inn.

If they all was to say, "there ain't no [bleep] loch ness monster,"

nobody would go. -Do you remember, you guys went out at night

with the flashlight looking for it? -Yeah.

Hey, could have been there.

Could have been there.

But, well, this is bigfoot.

And this footage was captured by the pate family

in 1996 in washington state,

just about six miles south of the canadian border.

So, a lot of people refer to it

as the memorial day bigfoot footage.

It has been studied by tons of investigators.

And still, 30 years later, it has not been debunked.

Ozzy: I don't think it's bigfoot.

A producer I worked with worked on another show

where they tried to re-create this, and they couldn't.

They did that thing of figuring out, "okay, well,

where exactly is this creature in this frame? How big is it?"

and when they sent their tallest person to this area

and had him move in the same way, they were like --

-can't do it. -You can't -- they couldn't replicate it,

and they spent days trying to do it.

Okay.

No?

I think mum's kind of curious.

Look, I can pull up an actual picture of it.

Big stride.

Very big stride.

And when they tried to run that same 22-second --

like that? Yeah? Couldn't do it as quick.

Couldn't do it. Not as quick.

See, my thing is with bigfoot -- this is what I always say.

Whenever you see a hunter who's like,

"well, I was out there in them there woods,

and I was huntin' for a deer,

and outta nowhere comes bigfoot"...

...If I'm hunting for a deer

and I see a [bleep] mythological giant man-bear creature...

-Do you shoot at it? -...I'm gonna [bleep] shoot it.

-Right, I'd shoot. -Because I'm instantly gonna become the [bleep] world's --

the man who killed bigfoot.

Right?

You'd be charged with murder.

Well, could you be charged for murder?

Is it human? Is it not?

Do you remember those movies they did, like, holiday movies?

Didn't they make a holiday movie about a bigfoot?

-Yeah, loads of 'em. -"harry and the hendersons."

yes. I like that movie!

-You're insane. -[ laughing ] why?

"I like that movie!"

[ laughing ] I did!

Are you gonna become a bigfoot hunter now?

Is this how mum's gonna vacation?

Go up to, like, the pacific northwest, hunting for bigfoot?

Is that near anchorage?

Seattle. Near seattle.

-Yeah. -Yeah. Ish.

Next.

Mum just said she wanted to sleep with bigfoot.

[bleep] better than little john.

[ laughter ]

you know what they say? Bigfoot...

Yeah, they say big feet, big shoes.

No, big hands!

-Big hands, big gloves. -That's a dad joke.

You guys are a [bleep] barrel of laughs between you two.

We are, aren't we?

I have a thing called the woogie-boogie scale.

It's my scale from 1 to 10.

Where would you rate what you saw today

on the woogie-boogie scale?

♪♪

[ thunder crashes, maniacal laughter ]

sharon: "harry and the hendersons."

harry. Harry.

[ laughs ]

-he's not laughing. -[ laughing ] "harry and the hendersons."

you guys are [bleep] insane.

♪♪

[ thunder crashes, maniacal laughter ]

did you guys have any terror-filled dreams last night?

Absolutely, I did, about bigfeet.

-Bigfeet? -Bigfoot.

Are you sure that wasn't, like, a weird foot-fetish dream?

-No, no, no, it was bigfoot. -No, she was scratching my ass,

and she thought it was bigfoot.

Is that bigfoot right there?

That's bigfoot.

She's one of his socks.

[ laughs ]

so, anyway, I have a thing called the woogie-boogie scale.

And I essentially -- it's my scale from 1 to 10.

-Mm. -Where would you rate what you saw today

on the woogie-boogie scale?

The poltergeist was the most convincing.

And that one alien thing where the air force...

Bigfoot? 50-50.

Okay.

So, you would say -- but what would you rate it?

Would you rate bigfoot like a 5 on the woogie-boogie out of 10?

Uh, yeah. 5, yeah.

And then the navy footage?

-9. -6.

Oh, 6 and 9 for the navy footage.

-Mm-hmm. -Wow.

And the poltergeist -- 8 or 9.

Okay.

Because the pilots might have been [bleep] around.

♪♪

one of them's flying

a remote-controlled ufo out the window

of the fighter jet that they're flying...

-It was a [bleep] -...1,000 miles an hour.

-Could happen. -Well, you know...

There could have been a bit of dust on the camera.

Pilot wasn't [bleep] flying a drone at 1,000...

[ laughter ]

it's a squashed insect on the camera.

-Oh! -Anything's possible.

Well, these are my senile parents.

-I'll start dribbling. -You know, we are, sharon.

It's a good job we never joined the military.

[ laughter ]

alright, well, uh, that's that.

What have you guys got planned for the rest of the day?

I'm gonna read up on some history.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

-[bleep] -the romans or the greeks?

The greeks were here before [bleep] chickens!

But you can add chicken to a greek salad.

[ laughter ]

♪♪

alright, so, that's the -- -what have you got against

the [bleep] greeks, anyway? -I haven't got anything against anyone!

-The babylon squeaks? -Bloody greeks.

[ laughs ]

whoo!

Bye, folks.

So, if you at home have any spooky clips,

make sure you #osbournesbelieve,

and we'll be sure to check it out.

♪♪

ozzy: Is that for real?

[ laughs ]

you guys are both aliens.

What does bella think? My little bella!

"ah, philly, how's it going there, see?"

all aboard the osbourne crazy train!

It's a full moon in our house all the time.

[ laughs ]

oh, my god. Let's go.

-That's it for this episode. -That's it?

Ozzy: See you next week!

[ imitates ghost ]