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Augie, my boy, are you paying attention?

See how close attention I'm paying, dear Dad?

I'm all ears.

He certainly takes after his old dad.

I'm all ears, too.

Anywho, today, Augie, we are studying the feline domesticus. Oh, boy, oh, boy.

Feline domesticus. What is it, Dad?

Or, in the run-of-the-mill stream language, the ordinary house cat.

Notice the painted teeth used for chomping and the sharp claws which can

shred you like coleslaw if you're not careful.

And the slender, racing-type legs which can run like anything.

I can run like anything too, Dad.

Just show me a cat.

Huggy, my boy, I don't wish to brag, but you're looking at Fleetfoot, the Olympic

champion cat chaser.

Take a peek at this championship farm.

Was this table always here?

What's that?

A feline domesticus?

Oh, boy, now's my chance.

It's a pussycat.

Boggy, don't, don't. He'll shred you to coleslaw.

Don't worry, Dad.

I'm a champ.

which will grow up to be a cold, slaw-shredding big one. But he likes me.

Augie, we'll have no domesticus feline or otherwise in this house.

So, scat, cat, shoo!

Meow, meow.

But Dad, he wants to stay.

That's oblivious. And it's also oblivious that we can't have no cold,

slaw-shredderer.

in this house and that's finale what's left to deliver one more stop

at the zoo and we're through you mean the wildcat i mean the meanest wildcat

and i mean mean

as I was saying. Here's Bob.

The cute kitten of today is the coleslaw shredder of tomorrow. The cute kitten

of... Meow, meow, meow.

Did I hear several meows in rapid succession?

Meow. It's little fish hooks again.

Meow. Out!

Keep your eye on old Fleetfoot for a real cat-chasing demonstration here.

I'm not gonna hurt him. Just a little workout.

Come back here, you little peanut

pussycatcher.

Ha-ha!

Cornered in the basement.

But, Dad, he's so puny. So?

When he grows up, he can tell his grandchildren...

that he tangled with old Fleetfoot.

Take it easy on him, dear old Fleetfoot.

I think the kitten's hiding behind the trunk.

Hockey might just as well learn that dogs and cats don't mix.

Socially, that is.

He may be a kitten, but he's already a cold slush shredder. Can he stay, Dad?

Can he stay?

No, no, no, Augie, K-N-O.

I'll show that feline domesticus that I'm still champ.

Help!

Can I keep him now, Dad?

Dad, are you in there?

Don't just stand there, Roggie. Get a can opener.

I'll try to drop this noose behind the trunk and try to snare the little

pincushion.

Augie, old Fleetfoot is back.

I

can't

believe it. Can I keep him, Dad? Can I keep him?

Oh, look at what he taught me.

Can I keep him, huh, Dad? Can I? Okay, okay, son.

But I hope none of my dog chums find out I'm harboring a feline domesticus.

Thank you.

In the Old West, for relaxation, honest cow folks were fond of taking a chance

on a game of chance.

And the chances are, one of these would be Quickdraw McGraw. Howdy, folks!

And with him, his inseparable companion, Baba Louie.

Quickdraws, I think we're being rocked by this crook.

I'll do the thinning around here.

And I think you're right.

I'm calling you, stranger.

My name ain't stranger, sir.

Back home, my pappy calls me Four-Flusher Filbert. Well, I'm calling

you a no-good, low-down, cheatin' coyote, Filbert.

I think I grab out this hand.

And I'm aiming to rid the West of a pest.

On account of my name is...

Quickdraw McGraw, your account is closed, sir.

To combat the lawless element that ran unchecked throughout the West, Quickdraw

McGraw and Baba Louie disappeared and reappeared as the whip and the

whippersnapper, scourge of the outlaw, friend of the innocent.

to restore law and order to the old west.

And I aim to do it with my whip.

Ouch!

Watch it, Whip. That hurt.

I think you need practice with that thing.

Oh, me?

I'm too good to practice, man.

Put an apple on your head. I will show you.

Now, how do you want it?

Sliced, peeled, or sauced?

I think I'd rather forget the whole...

I'm so hot!

the whip and the whippersnapper ride into town on a two-man crusade against

crime.

Mighty, uh, quiet like around here. Must be one of them there ghost towns.

Hey, quick, drop. Look.

The bank has gone boom.

Looks like a job for the whip.

And the weeper snapper.

Restorers of law and order.

Ouch! Come on now.

Watch it, Quicksdrawer.

Here comes break the bank, Hank.

Load it down with bank assets.

This might be called drawing on social security.

Hey, that's a joke.

I've been boy needy lessons.

Right, Bubba. I mean, whippersnapper. And I'll do her with my trusty whip.

I'm aiming to take that seagull.

You disarm him, I think.

What do you expect?

Now watch me get that penicillin.

Shucks. Missed.

Ouch!

Shucks. Missed again.

I give up. I'm whipped.

I'm getting away from that crazy whip.

by the whip.

Ouch!

Watch it with that whip, whip.

You've held up your end good, little partner.

And now we'll return the money to the bank for Hank.

Well, it looks like the boys have wrapped up another case for law and

order. You can say that again.

Check them up. In the name of the law, I got you varmints before you can take

your masks off.

I hear it a thousand times, but I'm no

whip. I'll prove it. Hey, whippersnapper, put that apple on your

head. Okay, whip, but I don't think it will do any good.

Now watch this, sheriff.

Ouch!

I think I was right.

Uh-oh.

The bandits and the outlaws are gone from the Old West.

Driven out by those defenders of law and order.

The Whip and his loyal follower, the Whipper Snapper.

You know something, Quickstraw? I think... Now what have I told you

about... Okay, okay.

Then you better think how we're gonna get out of here.

Bye.

Adventure is my hobby. The adventuring program for adventuring adventurers.

And here's your host, Alfred Adventuresome.

Good evening. Tonight we are fortunate indeed to have as our guest the world's

greatest private eye, Super Snooper.

Welcome to Adventure is my Hobby.

I accept, sir. Magnanimously.

Oh, Snooper, what tale of daring do have you for us this evening?

Well, the tale I'm about to unfold is so daring with do, it makes me hair curly

with cue.

It all began when I answered the trickling of the phone.

Snooper Detective Agency, if you lose it, we trace it. We're the best. Leave

us face it.

You want me to investigate mysterious happenings at Lake Wachamachapoo?

Something drank all the water from the swimming pool?

By the way, how's the fishing?

Notice how cool and calm Snoop remains in the face of danger?

He's the greatest.

Blab, we're scurrying to Lake Wachamachaboo. It's a 1411.

A 1411?

Gosh, that's a crime committed by a monster or monsters unknown.

It wasn't long before we arrived and found the owner hiding in an unseemly

place. Why are you hiding in that unseemly place, owner?

I'm allergic to monsters. Surprised? Get rid of it and I'll pay you a nice round

figure. How round?

$20,000.

That's not a square.

It's a deal.

Are we going after the monster?

Don't be ridiculous.

It's probably just some practical joker.

Meanwhile, we got the link to ourselves.

Snoop, Snoop. Quiet, Blab. You're scaring the fish.

I saw him, Snoop. I saw the sea monster.

Sea monster?

You better see your optimist, Blab. You need glasses.

There he is.

You scared off another fish.

And I'll bet he was a big one.

Snoop, Snoop.

Quiet, Blab, or you'll have to leave.

I am leaving, Snoop. So long.

It was swell being your assistant.

Blab, put down that sea monster and get back in his boat, for instance.

Sea monster?

A sardine it ain't, Snoop.

Oh, in the name of the Private Eye Summer School, drop that Blab, you Blab.

Hey, low break!

Pepper should give him something to sneeze at. A few dashes under the water.

And we should be hearing from the monster.

Here we go.

A sea monster?

Really? I anticipated your thoughtfulness, so I brought the proof.

Import the curtains.

Gentlemen, I give you the sea monster.

Choice in Cereals, the best to you each morning has brought you Quick Draw

McGraw.