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IAIN STIRLING: Previously...

..on Love Island...

♪ I want candy... ♪

I do like you a lot. Do you? Yeah.

♪ I want candy... ♪

Yeah, Sean's nicked my girl again.

No kissing and cuddling. Yeah.

IAIN: One boy...

For me, moving forward, I just want to concentrate on Tiffany now.

..broke one girl's heart.

He's the only person in here I've had a thing for. That's it.

IAIN: Love was in the air...

It's just me and you. That's what I wanted to hear.

♪ I want candy... ♪

TEXT ALERT

Hashtag dishy date, romance on the menu.

IAIN: as two new snacks were served.

♪ I want candy... ♪

Oh, my God, you're gonna be able to watch the full thing, you know.

Nicole's way too excited.

Ronnie boy!

Oh, my God, I do know her!

IAIN: Tonight...

Them eyes in itself is just like I've won the lottery.

Aw, I love this.

..the Bombshells work the Villa...

Obviously you coming in last night has shook the place up a little bit.

Of course we're both still open.

..and a game of dares...

Snog the islander you have the most sexual chemistry with.

..stirs... Erm...

..things... up.

IAIN: Bombshells Konnor and Matilda are ready for their dishy dates.

Matilda says she shared

some absolutely unforgettable times with Ronnie.

And if Ronnie could remember a single one of them,

he'd probably agree.

Matilda Draper, innit?

LAUGHS

Ronnie boy! No way!

You all right? What's happening?

How are you? Yeah, good, good, good.

Do I keep going or leave the little drizzle? Leave it.

Someone pick me some leaves. Pick me some leaves.

You look gorgeous, girl.

Thank you, beautiful, so do you.

You look lovely. All of you do.

Right, cling, cling. Cheers, my love.

I'll see you in a minute. Good luck.

Not too bad. How stunning.

CHEERING

Gracie baby!

What's going on, girl? You OK?

Yeah, you? Ah, listen...

What have we got? You're about to have a feast.

We have some bruschetta. It looks so good.

It's the first time making that. Is it?

I've never made that before. It's crazy.

How are we, then? Good? I'm good, how are you?

You look really nice. Thank you.

I hope this is good. I don't know if it's gonna be a bit dry,

but I mean, like... Right, you ready?

First one. Let me know what you think.

Mm. Don't lie.

I'm not lying. I'm not lying.

I'd give it a solid 8 out of 10. You're being too nice.

It's giving four.

Cheers. Cheers.

Mm! Tomato. Great.

Never had anything like this before.

Where are you from? So, I live in Cornwall.

28. How old are you? 25.

25, OK. Cool. When was your last relationship?

So, I've been single for, like, a year and a half.

To be fair, I've only had two relationships ever.

My first girlfriend, I was 26. OK.

So it's only been the last two years where I started being serious.

That was your first relationship? Wow. Yeah, yeah.

He's late 20s. Like, 28. He knows how to treat a woman.

Yeah, he's mature.

He's pretty fit. Yeah, he's well fit.

I think he looks lovely.

Where are you from? Tell me. I'm from Beckenham.

Are you? Mm! You're from Croydon, aren't you? Mm.Mm!

Well cool. Neighbour. Neighbour.

Hello. I love this for us.

How old are you? 25.

I'm 24. Mm.

So, what is it you're looking for?

What's your type? Tell me everything.

I don't actually have a type. But I like what I like, though.

Yeah. Well... And I love a pretty face.

Mm. And it's a great thing that I'm sitting opposite one right now.

But for me, like, personality is a big thing.

For me, kindness is everything.

Mm. I'm a big family man as well, like,

I want to have my own family one day. Me too.

The people in my life are just everything to me. Yeah, yeah.

Everything and more.

When you say it, I can see the happiness in your face. Mm!

She was proper, she's giving the... Is it, yeah?

She's got a smiley face. No, but it was a...

Do you have, like, a normal type?

I think I go for more darker features.

Dark beard, dark eyes, that type of thing.

I kind of like quite a manly man. I like confidence.

Like, that type of thing.

So, you and Joey... Yes.

..what's the deal?

Erm, there's definitely something still there.

OK, that's good.

But you wouldn't put yourself as closed off or anything yet?

No, like, we've not had that chat to say that we're closed off.

So I think, like, that would be quite a big step for me. Right, OK.

There's a lot of chat going on here, less eating.

Come on. Move on, have a bite.

Maybe have a bite of bruschetta, man.

For me, I feel like I'm just trying to find my best connection in here.

It's been a bit difficult, but I think I'll find it.

Could have found it... already.

Here. Maybe. Do you think?

Maybe. Mm? Mm!

You've got sick eyes, by the way. Thank you!

They are really... What colour do you think they are right now?

They are like a greyish green. Mm-hm.

This is dangerous.

What are you thinking, like, are you ready to find a relationship now?

Oh, 100%. Definitely. Yeah.

Love to have the family, like, have kids.

I'd like two or three kids.

Now's the time to do it, I guess. Mm-hm.

You have put a smile on my face. I'm so glad.

You stepped in looking beautiful. This dress is amazing.

You look amazing. Thank you.

All I can say is cheers to you.

So lovely to meet you. I've had such a good time. Yeah?

Thank you very much. No problem. Lovely starter. I hope you enjoyed.

CHEERING

Enjoy your next date.

JOEY: It's weird to see cos it's not normal.

But I almost feel like I should be worried, but I'm just not.

The connection I've got with Grace, I believe there's trust there.

That's why I like her so much.

IAIN: It's main course time with Nicole and Candyman Sean.

Sean wanted to make his signature bean stew,

but they would let him put his Jelly Bellys in the microwave.

How's it going, Matilda? You all right? Yeah, you?

We've got steak tonight. Sirloin steak.

It's looking nice. Put that there.

Oh, babe. You've done it in a little chip whatever it's called.

Welcome to the villa. And you've got the love heart.

Lovely to meet you, darling. You look gorgeous.

Thank you, darling. Just got to go get my plate.

God, it's a heart. He's so cute!

How are we anyway? I'm all right. Yeah, good.

I want you to try the stake now to see.Right.

Mmm. Is it nice?

Very good. 10/10, 10/10. Ah, thanks! Mmm.

How are you feeling? I love the heart.

Do you? Yeah, it's...

You know what I mean, welcome to the villa.

I'm about to give you some loving, do you know what I mean?

You've got something about you, I can see it.

I can see it in your eyes. What colour are your eyes? Guess.

They are like deep, like... I don't even know.

They're like light brown. No. They're like hazel.

Hazel! That's the word.

No, they do look good together, Sean and her, though.

I've got this thing, right, so I, like, pick people's sweet

based on... Don't give me a dead one.

I'm begging you. No, no, no.

I'm getting some good vibes from you, all right?

So, like, my first... I'm gonna... I'm...

I'm telepathically telling you my sweet in my head.

Right. Watermelon slice?

Is it? HE LAUGHS

No way! That's the only one I wanted you to call me.

Really? Is it? It's a fizzy watermelon.

Well, you're gonna get a slice of me, all right.

THEY LAUGH

So, what's your situation, then?

So me and Ciaran have been getting on really well. Yeah, yeah.

Like, obviously, I have said to him

there's nobody else going to come in here and change our situation.

Like, I don't think... There's no... Yeah, yeah.

From the start, I tried to stay away from him, it didn't work out.Yeah.

Wasn't going for this rugby boy situation, but...

I'm a rugby boy.

Are you? You play rugby? Yeah.

He plays rugby! Thanks, Nicole, yep.

NICOLE LAUGHS

Do you want some of my steak?

Let me cut you the best bit, all right? That's the best bit. Go on.

Oh, my God. He just fed her. Oh, shit.

Who? Sean...

So two weeks, though. I know.

On the outside, two weeks is two weeks.

A lot happens in here.

After, do you know, two weeks feels like a lifetime in here.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

I think he said something like, "It's only been two weeks."

I kind of told him, like, I can't see my head turning,

closed, like, getting to know other people off.

Fully closed off, though?

Yeah, we have had the conversation where we have said...

You have said that you are. Fully closed off to each other.

But that couldn't be changed, potentially, maybe, who knows?

Ummm...

When I love somebody, I love hard. You're a loyal person.

I really am like that. That's good.

It's a great trait to have. Yeah.

So what fo you look for, like? What's your stereotypical type?

Tanned, nice teeth, that's my main thing.

Nice eyes. Yeah.

Muscley. Wow.

You're ticking all the boxes. You are describing me, then?

Is that what it is? Yes, someone who's just kind.

That's my main thing in life, is just kindness.

And that's what I want.

What do you think of the food overall? Really good.

It was nice to meet you anyway. Lovely to meet you, too. All right.

Thank you very much. No worries.

See you later. See you later.

NICOLE CHUCKLES

Guys, I just want to go up and neck Ciaran's face off.

MIMII: How was it? It was all right.

The whole time I just thought about my little Kiki, but there we are.

You seem really genuine. Yeah.

You seem like you have got such a kind heart,

and like, that is so important to me.

Oh, thank you. Appreciate it. It's so important.

You've hit the jackpot with me, haven't you? Main course, main guy.

What more could you want? Exactly.

That's why I chose you for my main course.

Cheers for that. Cheers, darling.

Love that.

♪ Only me and you, yeah... ♪

THEY CHUCKLE

Mwah. Thank you for that. And you. Thank you for my steak.

Hopefully the pudding goes all right, not too good, though.

Yo. Yeah, boy! Go on, Sean.

IAIN: It's dessert time

and after some frantic chopping with a very sharp knife,

Wil's made a delicious fruit salad

of apple, banana, strawberry and fingernail.

Saving the best till last, hey?

Hello. How are we, OK?

Nice to meet you. Yeah, nice to meet you, too.

How are you doing, you OK? Yeah, good you?

Hold on, let me get up. My dress is a little bit. Go on.

CLANG Ooh.

Yep. Good start. Great start.

Yes! Get in!

That was her! She spilt it, not him.

How are you doing? You OK? Yeah, good, you?

I'm gutted about that. Now I've got to sit on my chair.

MATILDA LAUGHS

How are you feeling? Yeah, like, just excited to be here.

Yeah? It's nice to have a new face. Mm-hm.

At the end of the day, it's a date, innit? Yeah, of course.

Stuff like this is gonna happen, so just gotta see how it plays out.

For presentation, this is the best presentation.

Is it?

Best presentation, so top of the chain.

Cheers. Cheers.

Go on, then, let's get this going. Go on, get your banana.

Get your banana out. Cheers.

SHE LAUGHS Cheers.

It's a good effort, this.

Please, I need to hear this!

Nice? Mmm!

That's it. I don't even know how to approach the situation right now.

Can you spoon it?

HE CHUCKLES Can you spoon it?

THEY LAUGH

So I coupled up with Uma, that's, like...

Yeah? How is that going? Yeah, it's going well.

What is your sort of... What is your head saying at the moment?

I'm open. Mm?

Do you know what I mean? Like, obviously, I do rate the girl.

But it's far too early to say, like,

like, I'm not open to getting to know anyone else.

Do you know what I mean?

So, yeah, I mean, if this date goes well, who knows?

SHE GIGGLES

If you was to be on a date, yeah, you was sitting at the table,

and you was like this... That's like...

That means I'm interested, yeah. Told you.

So you're open? I'm open.

Mm-hm? Mm-hm.

In getting to know me? Yeah, yeah, of course.

OK. Cool. Are you happy about that?

Mm-hm. Mm.

I'm glad. I'm glad.

Mm-hm. Very good.

THEY CHUCKLE

Yeah, I'm glad, too. I'm glad you picked me.

Are you? Yeah.

I've liked our dessert. Have you? Yeah, yeah, of course.

I've preferred the date over the dessert, like.

Well, same. Yeah, I can tell.

SHE LAUGHS

He's interested in you, by the way. He really, really likes you.

I know that that. Love that for me.

Yeah, he is into you. But she looks into him.

So what's the craic, then? You and Ayo?

Yeah, I'm coupled up with Ayo,

getting a bit more into it, which is nice.

Closed off yet? We haven't said closed off, but...

Words haven't been said. No, those words haven't been said,

but we are enjoying where't is going.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure.

Cheers! Cheers.

Right, nice to see you. Yeah, I'll give you a cuddle.

Catch you later.

Right, see you soon. See you later, babe.

Thank you for having me. I'll chat to you in a bit anyway.

IAIN STIRLING: Dinner is over,

and it definitely served up some food for thought.

Well, it didn't produce any food for eating,

so I guess that will have to do.

Hey. Hey!

Joey, bro. Konnor.

Nice to meet you, man. Nice to meet you.

Lovely to meet you. How are you?

I'm good... Nice to meet you, Joey.

Nice to meet you. Lovely to meet you, Matilda.

Hello! Ronnie, boy! Come here, baby.

SHE EXCLAIMS, HE GRUNTS

Oh, you do, you smell lovely. I know, I always smell nice.

Enjoy your date, yeah?

Yeah, it was good. So fun. Oh, lovely to see you, girl.

You, too, my darling. We'll have a proper chat, yeah?

Yeah, hundred percent. Girlies! Girl!

GIRLS EXCLAIM

I'm so excited everyone's here... Are you excited to be here?

Your eyes are gorge! Thank you. It's even hazel, baby!

Wil. HE LAUGHS

You look smitten as fuck. To be fair.

So, what do you do?

I'm a recruitment consultant. 24. You can call me Tilda.

Don't call me Tilly, ever, because I hate it.

Oh, we didn't know whether you were a Tilly or not.

Tell us about yourself. What do you do, and...?

I'm a barber, do a bit of modelling on the side.

I've had two girlfriends, and they were like chalk and cheese.

One was brunette, one was blonde, like... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, yeah, I ain't got a type. I ain't got a type.

Start with Joey, then. So, your situation at the minute?

Oh, erm... Me and Grace coupled up last night.

Yeah, we've known each other from before, like, a year ago... Yeah.

..we met, and yeah, she's just came in,

and the connection is still very strong.

And then yours? Yeah, so, I coupled up with Uma last night.

Yeah, yeah. I'm buzzing.

But I'm still open to get to know all the girls.

I mean, Matilda is a nice girl,

so I'm definitely open to that, as well.

So, yeah. We'll see where things...

Well, it looked like it went well, mate.

LAUGHTER

NICOLE: Did you have a favourite date? I didn't have a favourite.

They was all very, very equal. Omar surprised me. Mm.Mm.

Cos... Omar's funny, isn't he?

He's funny, and he's smooth, isn't he? ALL: Yeah.

So smooth. He's got good vibes.

So smooth, so, yeah, I got on with him really well.

Sean I got on with really well. I feel like he's lovely, like...

And he's, like, right a bit of me, as well. Yeah. I like him.

And then Wil is lovely, as well.

Like, really nice, made me feel so comfortable.

All of them was so, like... I couldn't ask for anything better...

Aww. So... Yeah. What a lovely warm welcome.

ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER

Oh, such a warm welcome. And all you girls are lovely!

ALL EXCLAIM, LAUGHTER

Hello. Hey, babe!

I've come to do a swapsies with you. Oh!

Well, enjoy, baby girl! LAUGHTER

GIRLS EXCLAIM I'll take your seat.

Babe. Someone's got... Hey, Connor with a K.

Connor with a K! Yes. Yes.

So, what you do, tell us about yourself.

So, I'm a barber, do a bit of modelling on the side.

Play a bit of rugby. Ooh, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Boys! Oi, oi. How is everyone doing?

LAUGHTER

CIARAN: So, how do you two know each other?

Well, I used to see his best mate.

Oh, yeah. LAUGHTER

So, are you... you two, like, sound? Yeah. We're cool.

Yeah, we're sweet, yeah.

Well, I hope so. Yeah, course we are.Yeah.

JOEY: How was your dates, Matilda? So good.

Was they good, yeah? Yeah.

I enjoyed all of them. It was lovely. Nice.

JESS: How did you pick the girls, then? What made you pick the girls?

How did I? Er... Was it just off initial attraction?

Yeah, that, and I thought, also, be a bit ballsy, like...

LAUGHTER Yeah, we rated that.

You really, like, came in and didn't mess about.

We were like, "Oh, OK."

What's your type and stuff? Or...

I don't have a type.

I just think if someone is good-looking, they are good-looking.

And if someone's got a kind heart,

that's like my main thing that I'm looking for in someone.

You'll fit in really well, as well, so... You will.

Everyone's... Everyone's been proper sound so far. Really good.

We love the additions to the villa! We're happy to have you!

ALL: Yay! WHOOPING

Lovely to meet you all. ALL: Cheers.

Matilda. Cheers, cheers, cheers.

Welcome. Cheers. Woo-woo.

Right, I might have a fetch, but you've got really pretty toes.

Oh, my. You joking? I hate my toes. Do you? They're cute.

Yeah, got fat... They're like stumpy.

..chubby little... toes? Nah, you'll be all right.

They are well fat and chubby.

I'm gonna give you some time to, obviously, meet everybody

and have a conversation, but I think when the time is right, we'll...

Have a little chat. Have a little chat, yeah.

All right, my darling! Yeah?

Call Matilda a hot flame.

Seems like she's got a really happy, like,

just a happy aura about her, which I love.

Could you hear, like, everything that things were being said?

No, why? What was being said? SHE LAUGHS

Oh, wouldn't you like to know? What do you mean? No, nothing.

I was just wondering, like... What? ..could you hear everything?

What was you saying? We was literally just chatting.

He was just like, "How is it going with Joey?"

I just said, like, me and you were really getting on.

I'm just, like, yeah... told him how things are going. Good.

It felt weird, though, after, like,

it was just looking like you was having a date with some guy.

I was like, it's so weird, weren't it? It was strange.

So, girls, tell me about what's going on.

SHE EXCLAIMS

It was a bit awkward today. Was it?

With, like, Harriett and stuff, because, basically,

she was coupled up with Ronnie before. Yeah.

And then he, like, told her that he wanted to, like,

focus on getting to know me, which is reassuring for me, and stuff.

Ronnie is lovely. He actually is.

Like, I know he comes across as just like a...

a right player, but he is actually a really lovely boy.

How was that? Yeah, really good.

She did say lovely things about you.

Everything that she's just described is you. Honestly, and I was just...

My head. I know. Good!

Nah, she's a nice girl, isn't she?

She said she liked fizzy sweets, and I guessed one - watermelon slice.

SQUEALING

That's a hard one!

Put your grafting boots on now. Hundred percent.

You go for it.

This whole time I've been waiting for stuff and let stuff go, like...

Yeah. You've been involved in other things... Exactly.

Tell you what, when she shouted out "Ronnie", I was thinking, "Oh..."

LAUGHTER Not another one.

We were like, "Surely not." Here we go again.

Another one. Here's another one!

I just feel, like, different energy, and obviously, I feel, like...

SQUEALING

Oh, Seany, I'm so glad someone's come in for you, baby.

I'm buzzing. Yeah.

How are you? I'm good. How are you? Yeah?

Yeah? What was it like watching that up there?

Chill, innit. Was you worried at all?

How I see it is... Mm.

..I'd be a strange person for it not to affect me at all. Bother you.

Would you wanna see me on a date? No, not at all. All right, cool.

I'm not gonna lie, the whole time, I was just thinking, "Ugh..."

Obviously, I was gonna be welcoming towards him and not rude at all

cos I'm not that type of person inclined anyway.

I wouldn't be rude to anyone. Yeah, I know that.

Like I said from the start basically,

nobody was gonna come in here and turn my head.

Like, he's what I looked for.

How you feeling, Uma? I'm feeling good. I'm feeling...

That was a bit of a madness up there, wasn't it?

Were you trying to listen in? Yeah, duh!

What else would you do up there? Was she? Exactly.

Yeah, I was literally like, "Everyone, shut up."

I was trying to listen in. She's playing it so cool.

And as soon as Wil's go...

No, no, I was doing that because I didn't want you to feel like

I was gonna be, like, standoffish about it.

That's a good thing, though.

I didn't wanna be like... come across like, "Oh, you know,

"you've gone on a date, now I don't wanna speak to you."

Like, I'm fine with that, but obviously, I was a bit like...

I feel, like, secure in the connection that we have,

and if I'm getting the wrong impression, then that...

Do you know what I mean timing? ..then I have to be OK with it.

I just feel like since coming in here, I've made it so fucking clear,

like, really, haven't I?

Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but that's good.

Let's go chat over there. Come on, then.

I feel like for the boys, you'll always be more anyway.

Do you know what I mean? Is it, yeah? Yeah, I think so.

It's just nice to have reassurance, I think.

I'm quite, like, disheartened that you feel like you need reassurance.

Like, I don't know. Maybe I'm not doing enough.

No, it's just nice to hear. I don't think I've heard it yet properly.

I'm not really willing to get involved in something

unless I, like, wanna put all of my...

my all into it.Yeah. Do you know what I mean by that?

I feel like I want to put my all into it. Yeah.

Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I just need to feel that back.

Do you not feel a back? Yeah, I do after this.

Do you? Yeah. Aw.

Willoughby. We're getting there, we're getting there.

We've been getting closer over the past few days,

but there hasn't really been any words come from her

on how she really felt about me.

You know, things move so quickly in here, and with Matilda coming in,

I definitely do think it shook my head a little bit.

All right, Seany baby? Our amazing date, then.

How are you, all right? Yeah, good.

Do you wanna go for a chat? Yeah, come on, then.

Yeah? Where should we go? Daybeds? Come on.

Come on, then, babe. Let's go. Let's do it.

Come on. This your first time on the daybeds?

Babe, yeah. My christening. Make yourself comfy.

HE LAUGHS Hold on.

Straight in. Straight in, go on.

Look at this, we're matching tonight as well.

We're all in black. I had a feeling.

You've planned. Did you? Yeah, you've so planned it.

Straight in, tucked in. Come on. Welcome home. This is it.

THEY LAUGH Unreal, honestly.

I'm actually generally so, so buzzing, I can't lie.

Are you? Yeah, I'm actually so happy right now.

Are you? Aw, I'm glad about this.

Yeah, I'm trying to hide it and act cool in front of everyone

and be like, "Yeah..." Babe, don't act cool.

Just go for it? Babe, never act cool.

Really? I hate people who act cool.

Obviously, I was thinking, like,

"Oh, I've gotta hit it off with someone, surely."

I've done decisions based on, like, what I thought was genuine,

and it hasn't worked out for me.

And then, like, coupled up with friendship things,

and I'm just thinking, "Ah, God."

Then, obviously, you've come through the door,

like, I'm picked for a date, main course. Obviously, I'm gassed.

I'm honestly chuffed with it.

Well, I chose you for main for a reason. Do you know what I mean?

I mean, you did have two other dates,

and I wish I'd done the three courses.

THEY CHUCKLE He's trouble.

He's actually been the pain in my journey so far, I tell you.

Has he? Yeah, 110%.

Do you know what it is? I think that most girls like a bad boy.

Yeah. I'll never understand it.

What are the boxes that need to be ticked?

What, for looks-wise? Just everything in general.

Well, you've got a great body. Uh-huh.

Strong eyes. Mm-hm.

Like, them eyes in itself is just like I've won the lottery.

Oh, babe, don't be cute!

What? It's true. Aw, that's so lovely.

Obviously, pretty smile, nice teeth, you know,

and a great personality to match.

Aw! I love this. Yeah?

That's so cute. Good.

MUSIC: 'Cards On The Table' by Nia Archives

IAIN: It's been an evening of firsts.

For Konnor and Matilda, it's their first night in the villa,

and for Sean, it's his first conversation with a girl

where she hasn't gone, "Do you think Ronnie likes me?"

Feel like tonight's been a good night for us.

Yeah, same. I do feel that, too.

Cos in reality, I don't exactly wanna have to get to know this girl.

SHE LAUGHS Do you know what I mean?

Music to my ears.

♪ I think I needed to meet you... ♪

How's your night been, brother?

Everyone's been welcoming, everyone's been chill.

But I'm looking forward to tomorrow.

Crack on with the birds, mate. That's what we're here for.

Girlies, I'm so happy to be here with you!

We're so happy to have you.

♪ This thing with you Needs no label... ♪

Yeah, like, it's slow burning and shit, like, I get it,

but, like, what is it?

Like, what does it mean? Do you know what I mean?

But he was so cute, you know. He was literally like...

I was just like, "Ah, yes!"

There's no time to waste. Tell me what is in your head.

♪ Working too much I forget... ♪

Good chat at the end, was it? Great, bro.

LAUGHTER The smirk! I'm a happy man.

Oh, my God, I saw you having another chat with Sean.

Yeah, I saw that? What the fuck was that about?

Guys, we had a really good chat. Really?

He was so touchy-feeling with you, I was like...

It was like the vibe was there. He so cheeky.

LAUGHTER Come on!

♪ When I'm with you, it's always fun You make me feel so young... ♪

Grace is well pretty.

You fancy a bit of her. See where the day takes us tomorrow.

♪ Ain't no-one like you

♪ I guess that My cards are on the table

♪ Working too much I forget I'm young

♪ They tryna tell me How my life should run

♪ Work is a chore Deep down, I want fun

♪ Learn to slow down Take things one by one. ♪

♪ It's a light relief From a bad habit... ♪

IAIN STIRLING: It's morning,

and Matilda's snuggled up with her favourite toy.

She loves having something soft and floppy in bed,

unlike that girl at uni who dumped me

a week after the unfortunate event, I was very nervous!

♪ Tell me... ♪ HE CHUCKLES

♪ Oh

♪ I still love you head to toe. ♪

Morning. Can't lie, I am buzzing for today.

LAUGHTER Let's go, Sean.

Morning, love. Good morning.

Are you excited? Yeah, I'm excited.

First day in the villa. I want to speak to everyone today.

Same with me. Really?

♪ Won't you take me home? ♪

Do you reckon the Bombshells are gonna get their graft on today?

I think there's absolutely no doubt about that.

Good morning. Morning!

♪ Darling, won't you take me home? ♪

How did you guys find your first night?

Yeah, it was lovely. Everyone was welcoming, so...

And you guys got a three-course meal.

The food weren't incredible, I'll be honest.

THEY LAUGH

Three on Trip Advisor for the food, but five for company.

THEY CHEER

Your eyes are actually even brighter in the day, that's crazy.

Really? Yeah.

Me and Uma clearly get along, there's no denying that.

It's just sort of exploring that spark, do you know what I'm saying?

Because it might not be there. So it's like, am I wasting time?

It's our first day here.

Yeah, we got to get cracking, don't we? Mm-hm.

Today, I wanna speak to the girls I've not spoken to yet.

I'm gonna whip up Matilda a little something something.

Do you want one? Yes, slap me one, man.

I'll make my rival a drink on this occasion.

Sean, what are you making?

Ice coffee. Do you want one? Ice coff-coff?

Who are you making it for? A little someone.

A little special someone? A little someone called M.

Really, I want to speak to Omar, Wil again, and Sean. Yeah.

Walk over there and give it straight to her and then come back.

Say, "Here you go darling." Say, "Here you go darling."

You all right? Just whipped up a special iced coffee for someone.

THEY LAUGH

Seanie boy!

Go on, Sean. I mean, he's in there, isn't he?

He don't mess around, Sean.

Matilda, I've got a special something for a special someone.

Yay! Look at this. Love you!

Look at that. My favourite and your favourite's on the side there.

Oh! Thank you. That's brownie points already.

Oh! I love it. Do you like it?

I'll leave for a second. Go on, Sean boy. Nice one, bro.

This is exactly what I needed. I needed a coffee. Did ya?

I thought you were an ice coffee drinker.

It's nice. THEY LAUGH

Oh!

Knocking you out already. Oh, no, you've knocked the...

It's all right. It's all right. Is it OK?

Erm, yeah, next time, what I need you to do... Right.

Sugar. Oh, I may have gave you the wrong one.

I did definitely put sugar in it. Did you? Really.

Let's try it. How was your first night, then?

I feel like we spent a lot of time with each other. I know!

Did you enjoy it? Yeah, I did. I had such a good time.

I struggled to sleep last night, to be fair. Did you? Why?

I was just buzzing. Oh, bless you. Are you happy I'm here?

Yeah, 100%. I love that.

God, honestly, I felt something last night.

I dunno what it was. Was it love at first sight?

I don't know.

Did you have butterflies? I feel like I'm in a bubble.

Really? Seriously, I don't know what's happened.

Aw! Cos I've just been like... Just tell me you love me.

HE LAUGHS Steady!

Steady. You've got a busy day ahead of you.

I know. Don't make it too busy, though.

I don't wanna be getting jealous round the villa, you know.

Don't wanna see my girl going to chat up other boys and that.

I won't, don't worry. No, I know where my bread's buttered.

Oh, exactly! You got steak at home, darling.

Bad steak! Overcooked steak! Chewy steak!

I don't know, with the new Bombshells,

I said speak to her tomorrow.

But then obviously, you came over at the fire pit.

I felt like it was a good time, though,

cos we could just leave you two to chat about it. Yeah, yeah.

It was quite a long convo, wasn't it? It was long.

What did you speak about?

He was just saying, like, "You played it so cool,

"and you were so, like, chill that I just don't know if you like me."

And I was like, "Well, ask anyone else in here,

"I think they'd all be able to tell you that I do."

Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

Like, when did you ever see me go over to someone and lie with them

all day? I don't do that. Even touchy-feely. Yeah.

He just wants to take it a bit to the next step,

and obviously you wanna do that when you're ready.

And he was like, "I fully get that."

Over at the fire pit, at the end of the conversation, he was like,

"Obviously that makes me feel a lot better, because honestly,

"I don't really wanna get to know the other girl."

And I just went, "Yes!"

THEY SQUEAL AND LAUGH

Girl, that's so cute! I feel like he's growing on you more and more.

Yeah, proper. He really is. Like, I'm surprised. That's nice, guys.

I think it's good,

little bit of jealousy vibes is kinda good, isn't it?

Yeah. Her coming in makes you realise,

"Oh, shit, I do actually kind of like him."

Yeah, definitely. And I feel like it just went the best way it could.

IAIN: Jess and Konnor are headed to the pool.

The water was tested for safety.

It came back 80% freshwater, 5% chlorine and 15% urine.

We need to stop loaning it out to the local primary school.

Oh, how nice is that? Oh, that's nice. Good, innit?

Yeah, so... How are you finding all your chats with everyone?

Yeah, good, good.

So, yeah, have you got your eye on anyone in the villa?

Right now, I'd say with you. Oh, yeah?

You're not, probably, my usual type. Yeah. However...

I feel like where you've come in and handled yourself, obviously,

you seem very mature. OK.

Yeah, no, I feel like for me, obviously, being in here,

it's not been the easiest. Yeah.

But you have to just be true to yourself.

I'm not someone that is gonna fake something

that I don't feel just for the sake of it.

I am quite straight up and honest with how I feel and what I'm doing.

Probably too honest sometimes. Yeah.

I like that, though. You've gotta be, I feel like.

I like that. I reckon that's quite a Northern thing as well.

I think it is, you know.

What do you do as, like, hobbies and stuff?

Rugby. I'm, like, a very, like...

I'm a family-orientated sort of person. Yeah.

Your mum and dad still together? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's so lovely. Still together.

It's very rare these days. What, have you got siblings?

No, I'm an only child. Are you?

I give off only-child syndrome, I feel like.

Well, I haven't seen it yet. Not yet. But I'll look out for it.

No, to be fair, it's not that bad. Yeah.

I like your shorts. Thank you. Brave move, that, innit?

You know what? I like it.

I'm quite an edgy person when it comes to what I wear.

Do you know what? I got that from what you wore last night.

I thought it's not like your stereotypical...

Yeah, I do wear some out-there stuff. Yeah.

I think Jess has been the easiest person to talk to.

Like, energy-wise, I'm the sort of person that

I'll have to find you attractive but also, we have to match energies.

So that's probably the first I've got

in a conversation since I've been here.

Hey, baby. Hi, guys! You all right, darling?

You look so cute, but can I break you up for a second?

Go for it, babes. Love you. Sorry.

Love you, baby.

Do you want me to come with, or are you staying here or...?

Do you want me to...?

I'd like to be in the shade, if that's all right.

You go for it. Not to turf you out. You go, girl.

That's all right, baby. Thank you, my love.

No worries. How are you doing?

I'm good, babe, how are you? Mm, good, yeah.

How's your day going so far? It's actually going well.

Mm. I think the date went well last night.

Mm. Do you? Did you enjoy it?

Yeah, I had a lovely time on our date.

But, like, you do give that mysterious sort of energy.

Do you know what I mean?

Is that a good thing? Yeah. It's like...

I'm just cool. I just play it cool, do you know what I mean? Mm.

How's everything going with Uma?

Yeah, it's going good. You know, I had...

Obviously, with you coming into the villa last night, it's like...

It has shook the place up a little bit. Mm-hm.

Is Uma your usual sort of type?

Like, I can happily say I am attracted to Uma.

Like, the initial attraction is totally there. Yeah.

And now we are just on a level that's, like,

getting to know each other, do you know what I mean?

100%. Tell me about your tattoos.

Oh, right, OK. I love them.

That's the dates, that's the year my brothers were born.

Oh, I love it.

I've got my mum and dad on my calf as well. Aw!

I mean, it's just daft ones.

I do like a tatted guy, muscles. That's like...

If I had to have a type, it would be someone who is just muscly and tall,

and they're my main things. Good teeth. Yeah.

Nice eyes. They're, like, my requirements.

Do you know what I mean? Mm.

Teeth are so important. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

Are yours real? No.

Turkey? No, no, no. Not Turkey.

I just got them done in Newcastle.

IAIN: Uma's is getting to know Konnor,

a straight-talking barber who likes to cut to the chase,

although if The Chase isn't on, he will cut to Tipping Point.

But he draws the line at Pointless.

I've been meaning to talk to you.

Oh, now's the perfect time. Yeah, now's the perfect time.

What's your situation at the minute?

Wil and I are getting to know each other.

We think it's going really, really well.

Of course, we're both still open because it's still early. Yeah.

I expect him to get to know other people.

Yeah, of course. And I'll do the same.

But I am, like, quite chuffed with the way it's going with him, yeah.

Yeah, that's good.

How are you? Yeah, good.

The thing is, I had three dates yesterday. Yeah.

So, what I want to do now is... What a treat.

Yeah. I know. Fucking hell. Spoilt.

Yeah. Thing is, I haven't got a type. Yeah.

I just vibe off an energy.

Off a vibe, yeah. I understand. I'm kind of the same.

I think it helps to be able to be around someone you can bounce off.

But, no, but you're cool with me having chats and stuff with you?

Of course you can. Of course you can.

You need to do what you want to do. It's only right. Cool.

He's very good vibes, brings such good energy.

He seems lovely.

IAIN: Matilda was tellingly she's named after that Roald Dahl book.

Er... The Twits? No, no, the other one.

No, it's gone. Matilda, what's the Roald Dahl book you're named after?

Right, so, how are you feeling?

I've had really good chats with everyone. Yeah.

Erm... Sean is a cutie, isn't he, bringing me an iced coffee.

How was the chat with him? Is it more flirty? What's the vibe?

I want someone to be obsessed with me.

I want a lot of, like, that, do you know what I mean?

So, yeah, for me it's not been too much.

What about you?

For me, at the moment, the Ronnie situation is just quite fresh.

Yeah. Are you still into Ronnie?

No. Some of his actions are just questionable.

Like, the way that he says things and stuff,

it's just a bit like, I don't really want that,

why have you done that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%.

But obviously, I know that's hard

because you're friends with him or whatever...

Ronnie on the outside...

He is very much like sort of same sort of vibe.

Really? Yeah, 100%.

See, the thing is... Story liker, picture liker.

He's very much, like, that sort of boy.

Yeah. 100%. Really? Yeah, 100%.

He's definitely a one night stander. Yeah, I can tell.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I know what you mean.

But, no, he's... He...

But, erm... No. Whatever it is.

But, yeah, I don't know.

I just think, like...

From what you say that you're looking for,

like, a person, he's not it.

Do you know what I mean? Mm.

I think that, even if someone else walked in right now,

he would be...

Offskies. Yeah, offskies.

Do you know what I mean? I think a lot of us girls think that. Yeah.

IAIN STIRLING: I've really let Jess down.

I've got sexy train dresses, sexy car dresses,

sexy speedboat dresses, and even sexy helicopter dresses.

But I didn't have the sexy dresses she was after.

Grace, do you have any sexy plain dresses?

♪ Pick it up, pick it up Pick it up, pick it up... ♪

How we feeling for tonight, boys? Buzzing, bro. Let's get it.

Konnor, what are you saying? Big night for you.

I'm looking forward to it, mate.

Are we excited about tonight, girlies?

I'm very excited.

Is anyone planning on having chinwags with Konnor with a K?

Konnor with a K can have chinwags with me.

Oh!

♪ This time We're going through changes

♪ This time I love you more... ♪

Sean, what are you feeling, mate?

Mate, I'm buzzing, to be fair. Spend a bit more time with Matilda.

See what she's saying.

Matilda, how are you feeling about tonight?

I'm excited. Have you had chats with everyone now?

No, I haven't. I haven't had a chat with Joey, Ciaran or Ayo.

I've got to chat to them. You need to get on it, girl.

What about you, Wil? Yeah, obviously feeling good.

There's no immediate rush.

Gentlemen, it's match day.

♪ This time we gonna embrace it

♪ This time I love you more... ♪

Cheers for my first official proper night.

And just to having a good night,

and we'll see what happens with the girls later.

ALL CHEERS

♪ Letting go, letting go... ♪

Here they are. Here they come!

Here they come. CHEERING

♪ This time I love you more

♪ This time We're going through changes

♪ Letting go, letting go Letting go, letting go. ♪

IAIN: Welcome to a brand-new spin-off series,

Love Islanders Awkwardly Join Conversations.

Episode seven, Tiffany Leighton awkwardly joins a conversation.

No, bro, I feel chilled with the whole situation.

I do. I just feel like, erm... She's giving me everything.

Do you want to sit here, babe? The only thing...

The only thing she's not giving is a kiss. But that doesn't bother me.

Do you know what I mean? I'm not desperate for a kiss.

Have you tried? Everyone knows you're not desperate for a kiss.

Don't think that, bro.

Other than that, everything's going really well.

Obviously, Matilda coming in, sort of, she's into me.

So it's definitely sort of thrown a spanner in the works.

I think today is obviously the day I want to give Wil a kiss.

But I feel scared, you know.

After I do, he's gonna just be like, "Oh I'm gonna..."

Do you know what I mean?

From here, a kiss is probably all you need.

Yeah. I just feel like we are getting a bit closer.

Obviously you're open to chatting to Matilda. Yeah.

I reckon, like, it'll probably push Uma away,

just for the fact that you've not really kissed.

I reckon, in a few days, surely. She really likes you.

That's enough for me, you know what I'm saying?

But Matilda's sort of shaking the ting up.

And then we were sitting here last night.

At the end of the conversation he was like,

"Because I actually don't really want to get to know the new girl.

"I just want to stay with you."

I was like, "Yeah!" Interesting.

Good. I wonder if he's gonna say that to her.

Maybe it's what he needed. He won't. Not now.

Because I think he's feeling a bit... unsafe.

So he's not gonna say anything until you give him that clarity.

As of right now, I feel like he's deserving of a kiss.

But I think it's like, now that I've mentioned

that I want to do it today, everyone's sort of anticipating it.

Which is annoying. Maybe I should have just kept it to myself.

I don't know why I feel nervous today. About what?

What is it you feel nervous about? About Wil?

Do you think he feels OK? I know what he was saying last night.

Yeah, no, he feels fine. He was just saying then

that he is happy to take things slow and he knows you're a slow burner.

He was like, "I'm not begging her for a kiss.

"I'm not bothered about a kiss."

He was like, "I'm happy to wait." Ooh.

But I do feel like he's a little bit interested.

Do you think he meant over me? ALL: No.

Just because I think he wants to move to the next step,

but respectfully, in your time.

Don't let her, you know... Take my man.

We live on a floating rock. So, who cares?

That's so true. Where are you going?

We're spreading. Let's spread out.

Let's disperse so it's not as much pressure.

Joey's thinking all sorts.

I feel like, in here,

I've had a hard time with the whole Ronnie situation.

I feel like, the way he was with you, Harriett,

obviously it's nothing to do with you,

but the way he is now with Tiffany...

The way he's with Tiffany is absolutely... bizarre.

It is very bizarre. But maybe that's the way he wants to behave

and that's how he wants... You know, he wasn't like that,

so maybe this is his... That is how he wants to be.

When he likes somebody.

So, yeah, he just needs to do him at the end of the day.

It was interesting to see what Matilda said about Ronnie.

BOTH: What did she say?

Basically he's the boy that likes everyone's stories.

Under all the girls... I can imagine that so bad.

IAIN: The producers told me

the next scene involved people sucking and blowing.

I said, "We normally edit that kind of thing out,

"but if you say so..."

Turns out it's Suck And Blow the game.

The Islanders pass the card around,

and if you drop it, you have to do the dare.

"Pick an Islander that is not your partner

"that you would like to perform a striptease..."

SHE LAUGHS Oh! Oh!

Happy girls, boys. I'm gonna choose Seany boy.

Come on, boy! ALL EXCLAIM

Go, Seany boy! Seany boy!

CLAPPING, WHISTLING

ALL CHEER

You know what? She picked me, and I gave her a good show.

She was absolutely loving it. It was good fun.

♪ Na, na-na-na, na, na

♪ Beat, beat, beats out my chest

♪ Na, na-na-na, na, na

♪ Beat, beat, beats Out my, out my... ♪

ALL EXCLAIM, LAUGHTER

"Other than your partner, snog the Islander you fancy the most."

Ooh. Ooh.

♪ I'll be worth it

♪ I ain't here just to play safe No way... ♪

Sean, come here.

ALL EXCLAIM

LAUGHTER

♪ I'm promiscuous Like I'm Nelly Furtado... ♪

Seany is on smoke tonight! No more triangles!

And the tables have turned, people.

LAUGHTER

ALL EXCLAIM

"Snog the Islander that isn't your partner

"who you think has the best body."

Well, that's me. Oh!

It definitely isn't, babe.

Right, come here, I'll kiss you.

CHEERING

It was a good kiss with Jess. I need to try a few more.

♪ When you're coming back Around... ♪

LAUGHTER Why would you put...?

Go on. Fuck off, babe.

"Give a high five to the couple

"you think won't last outside the villa."

Ooh!

ALL: Oh!

Hhoooooo! 'Ey!

I mean, it was a bit of a no-brainer.

Everyone was thinking it, so... Ronnie, come here.

SHARP INHALE

ALL: Aw! Oi!

I told you.

"Snog the Islander you'd be happy to introduce to your family."

ALL: Aw!

That's lovely.

Well, we lipped earlier, so I'm gonna have to lip you again. OK.

Oh! Oh!

Oh! APPLAUSE

Come on, Jessie!

He got that one very, very right, so well done, Konnor.

You're obviously a man who speaks sense.

LAUGHTER

That weren't me, was it? That's Ronnie. That's Ronnie.

"Other than your partner, snog two Islanders

"of the opposite sex that you'd most like to share a bed with."

ALL EXCLAIM

Watch this, then.

Aw, we all know he's not gonna pick me or Harriet, so...

I'm gonna kiss you on the cheek cos... Mwah!

..you're my girl, and I'd share a bed with you.

NICOLE: You've got snog her. No, I'm not snogging. Nope!

I'm a committed, changed man, and I'm gonna stay to that.

♪ Come get some, come get some You know... ♪

Jess, cos you sacked me for Seany-pie!

♪ The best one

♪ You know that I've always been The best one... ♪

Thank you. Changed man.

I feel like everyone knows he would've picked me,

and even he knows if he's honest with himself.

SHE SIGHS It is what it is.

HE INHALES DEEPLY

ALL EXCLAIM, APPLAUSE

You knew what you were doing then.

LAUGHTER He knew what he was doing.

"Whisper a sexy complement to someone."

Ooh! Ooh!

Naughty boy!

Whheeyy!

Whey!

Whey!

WHISTLING, EXCLAIMING

SHE SQUEALS

Oh, Matilda, please tell us what he said.

I can't. I didn't hear a thing.

It was just, " Come on, baby..." Something, something...

LAUGHTER, SQUEALING

Sean, what did you said?

I said, "Come on, baby. Looking forward to our kiss night."

ALL CHEER

It was really good. I liked it.

I liked it. It was good. Did you? Yeah.

Get you going, did it? Yeah, yeah. Loved it.

You are so good at that, though.

Bold. I love it. I loved the bold.

It was a good move from him.

But that's so attractive.

Someone sort of just marking their territory.

D'you know what I mean?

You've got to suck it.

Nice. Oh!

ALL: Oh!

That was Ayo, that. That was you, that. That was you.

"Snog the Islander that isn't your partner

"you have the most sexual chemistry with."

Ooh! That'll do it!

Yeah, come on, bro.

Here, I'm just gonna go off, you know...

Swear! LAUGHTER

Shit, man. Ha-ha!

Uma.

Oh, shit. Pfft!

♪ Love the feeling Hitting different

♪ I'm not ever looking back... ♪ APPLAUSE

♪ While I'm leaving I see you staring

♪ Go ahead, boy You can kiss my

♪ Uh, oh... ♪

I'm not gonna lie, I didn't like his move.

That was not a good move.

Like, it was a test, and he failed miserably.

Why would you pick her?

♪ You can kiss my You can kiss my

♪ Go on and on 'bout the times we had

♪ Baby, you can kiss my You can kiss my. ♪

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