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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. It's the job of loss

prevention officers to protect against these shoplifters.

These are their stories. Only at shoplifter.com.

Why? I didn't do anything.

Go ahead.

I didn't do anything. Why am I back here?

We're going to discuss all of that in a little moment, all right? Just please

bear with me. Have some patience. I'm trying to get to the bottom of this,

okay? The bottom of what? I didn't do anything. Okay, all right. I understand.

That's your point of view, and it's okay, but we're going to figure it out.

I didn't do anything. No.

How old are you?

Why does it matter?

Okay. So you're not going to be cooperative. I understand.

That's okay. For what? I didn't do anything.

Take a seat, please.

Who is this?

What are you looking for?

I didn't do anything.

I'm not saying you did anything. Okay, then what are you looking for? I'm not

saying you did anything, but we're gonna find out if you did or didn't.

So, uh, can I have your ID, please?

For what?

It's very important to figure out if you're the person we're looking for or

not.

You don't check people's ID when they go in the store, so why do you need it?

Ma'am, I need your ID. No.

Okay, fine. I'm going to call the cops.

No.

Why? For what? Let me see your ID.

I need your ID, ma'am. Okay.

Don't make this harder than it has to be.

Really?

Take it.

Oh, you're so young.

So this is your blonde?

Yeah.

What the fuck are you doing?

No! I need your ID back. I need your ID back.

Your hair smells nice. I just wanted to make sure that it's, you know, not a wig

or something.

Really?

Let me see your purse as well. For what?

Ma'am, all right, let me explain something to you. Yeah, please, because

I don't understand what the fucking problem is. Okay, all right, all right,

all right, look.

Okay, look.

You see those cameras?

See all those cameras?

This is a small room and there's four cameras in this room.

Can you imagine how much cameras we have in our store?

An overwhelming amount.

Okay. And there's a high suspicion that you were caught reaching into the

expensive aisle with your hand and you triggered a couple alarms that only

trigger with movement.

okay okay in that area so we're just trying to figure out if it was you if it

wasn't if it wasn't you no problem you'll be on your way we'll give you

some credit in the store for your lost time all right yeah okay but i didn't do

anything so can i just go we're gonna figure that out okay it's either i

figure this out or i call the cops and they're not gonna they're not gonna ask

any questions all right you want to cooperate a little bit with me

But I didn't do anything.

That's okay. I'm not saying you did, but I need to see. I need to prove that.

I didn't do anything.

Okay, can I see you first? No.

All right.

That's fine.

You're not going to cooperate.

You're just going to have to go ahead and start.

Stop. I didn't do anything.

Look straight, please. No.

Here, take the fucking purse.

What are you looking for? There's nothing in there.

How do you open your purse? Can you open that for me?

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Seriously?

What are you looking for?

Hello?

Hello? Look, mister, I don't... I know what you're looking for, but I didn't

take anything.

Can you stop looking through my shit?

I need to take these pictures.

For what?

I need to take these pictures.

For what? This doesn't prove that you're guilty. This is not proving anything. We

just need these on file.

No, give me a second, because I have to do something.

Give me your phone.

I'm not playing around.

I'm not playing around.

Really? Is this necessary?

Absolutely. Really?

So,

what's that for?

This is to have a record of people who have stolen from our store. Or a record

of a falsely impersonator or whatever.

Like, go ahead, put it up there. And when you see that I didn't do anything,

you're going to look really dumb. And I'm going to want those pictures, too.

That's fine.

If you didn't steal, you could take them. You're just accusing me of shit.

You could take the pictures and do whatever you want with them, okay?

Alright?

But we're going to figure out if you did or if you didn't.

Alright? So, that being said, let me just put you down here in my symptom

real quick.

Really?

Yeah. But don't you have to, like, prove something before you do that?

Right?

We're not proving anything right now. We're just getting the information down.

But I didn't do anything!

Why? Can I just leave? Because, like, I don't know why I'm here. And you're

taking pictures of me and you're doing all this shit. Look, look, look. Just

understand this, okay?

I really don't want to be this guy. I don't want to be here right now.

Do you think I like this? I don't like this, okay? I'm trying to be your

friend. But I didn't do anything. Okay, I understand. We're going to find out if

you did or didn't, okay?

I don't want to be doing this.

I'm not a bad guy. And I don't want to accuse people of stealing.

But if you did steal, you're going to go to jail today.

No, I didn't do anything, though.

Okay, well, we'll figure that out soon, all right?

Sit tight, relax, I'll get you some water, okay?

And if you didn't steal, you'll be on your way in a few hours, okay?

Just please.

But I didn't... All right, I'm sorry. I keep telling you I didn't do anything.

Okay, but they...

Purposely told me to single you out of the crowd because they have high

suspicion that you took something. My boss.

Your boss?

Yeah. What, that stupid fucking blonde bitch?

There's cameras here. I know they're listening to you.

So, watch your mouth. Whatever, because she didn't do anything.

She's probably fucking jealous or something.

Ma'am, that's none of my concern if she's jealous or not. That's really not

my job. My job is just to...

Do what I'm supposed to do, and I'm trying to do that right now. You're

going to make it easy for me? You're going to make it hard?

What do you want me to do? Just relax. I just want you to relax. Look, I had a

friend. Listen, I had a friend one time that did this shit, okay? And she paid

the dude, like, 300 bucks, and he let her go. What do you want from me? I

don't want your money. That's first of all.

Okay? So, if you're trying to bribe me... I'm not bribing. Like, that's what

stores do, right? You see this badge? I take this shit real serious.

So fucking respect it.

Alright. I'm going to take this ID down with me. Why?

I'll be right back. I'm going to go look at the footage that they want me to see.

And if you didn't steal, I'm going to come back in and you'll be on your way.

Can I have my phone back? Yes, you can.

Here you go.

I'll be right back, okay?

Now, before I go, is there something you want to tell me?

No! You sure?

I didn't do anything.

Alright, sit tight, man.

Those pictures you took suck.

Hello? I didn't do anything. Can I go?

It's not even real.

Hey, want to see your phone real quick?

Why? No, why?

Hey,

hey, don't be breaking shit.

All right, I'm not doing shit be breaking shit sit tight. What are you

gonna do?

Some bullshit.

Look, I told you, so can I leave now?

What are you doing?

Stop. I have a question.

Why are you wearing a hoodie?

I'm cold.

It's not even cold outside.

I'm cold.

Can I be fucking cold?

Yeah, you can be whatever you want. Stop touching me. What the fuck are you

doing?

What's so funny? Alright.

I need you to do me a favor.

Take your shirt off.

Why? Take your hoodie off.

For what?

For what?

No!

Stop! Stop!

Take your hoodie off. Get the fuck off of me! I'm not doing anything!

There's nothing under my... Get the fuck off! Stop! Stop! Stop! Take it off.

Stop! Take it off.

Yep. So we have video evidence of you.

I have a video evidence, okay,

of you stuffing shit in your clothes, okay?

So this is how we're going to handle this right now.

I'm going to call the cops.

No. And you're going to go to jail.

No. Oh, no? No.

Look, I'll give you my... I'll give you whatever the fuck you want.

Why?

No, I'm not going.

I want to make sure that either you didn't steal or I want to see what you

stole.

What do you want?

What do you want?

Take your pants off.

For what? No.

For what?

Take your pants off. Why?

Alright, take your shirt off.

There's nothing here.

I want to see. I want to see under your tits. Girls hide shit under their tits

all the time. Take your shirt off. What do you think? This is jail or something?

Take it off.

Nothing. Let me see. Throw me your shirt. Go ahead.

Face me.

Move your hands. Move your hands.

Look. Move your hands. I don't move.

Move them.

Why? To your sides.

Put your hands to your sides.

This is really this is really dumb. This is really fucking dumb Really

yeah, you're fucking disgusting

I'll be right there.

The fuck is wrong with you?

Really? You really just did that?

You're on video right now. So are you!

That's fine.

That's fine. We're just trying to get to the bottom of this.

So, uh... You're gonna have to take those pants off.

For what?

Lose the pants.

Why? Lose the pants.

Really? Or I'm gonna call the cops. What do you want?

This is really fucking dumb.

Like... Nothing.

There.

Everything's fine, right?

You know what? Maybe I'm wrong.

I apologize, alright?

Sometimes we make mistakes, you know?

Videos sometimes can look like something and it's not.

Okay, good.

I'm sorry, okay?

Yeah. Sorry.

Yeah, I'm sorry. You owe me.

Face me.

What are you laughing at?

Huh?

I'm just nervous.

Move your hands.

Both your hands moving.

Ma'am. No. We're almost done here. You're about to go home. Okay. Let me go

home. Just move your hands. No.

I'm not moving nothing. I'm not showing you shit.

Ma'am.

You're almost done.

You're almost done. I'm like in shock, honestly, because this is like really

extra. And I'm laughing because I'm nervous, not because it's fucking funny,

because this isn't funny.

Alright, look, if you don't move your hand, I'm going to call the cops. Yeah,

right.

Look,

I moved it!

Put your hands to your side.

Let's do one last check. If you don't have anything... You'll be on your way,

and we'll write you up a credit, and you'll be able to be on your way, okay?

Okay.

Okay. Just need to check a couple of last places.

Watch your fucking hands. All right.

If you could just please point better at the camera.

Camera one, camera two, three, four.

Last cavity check.

That's mine.

What is that?

Mine.

Yeah, here it is.

Here it is.

Here it is.

What she stole.

Oh, well.

You're really going to jail now, aren't you?

No, why?

You're going to jail. I didn't do... You're going to jail, you know that,

right?

Please, like... There's nothing I can do. No, I'll do anything, please. I

can't. I can't.

I can't.

No, please, I can't. Stop.

I can't. Stop.

I'm sorry. This is stupid. This is my job.

You know, unfortunately, there's nothing I can do.

I can't go to jail, man.

I know. What are you doing?

Okay, look.

I just want to check if there's anything else.

There's nothing.

Look, we need to check for sure.

What are you doing? Let me check for sure. Let me check for sure.

Okay?

Why are you doing this? Stop!

Man, stop!

Look, I don't have to tell anybody that you stole.

You hear me?

I don't have to tell nothing to my boss.

I can tell her that we didn't put in anything.

What are you talking about?

I could delete those tapes.

I could delete them.

You want me to delete the tapes? You want me to let you go?

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, if you want to go home,

there's one thing I need you to do for me.

Okay?

You want to go home?

Yes.

You don't want me to call the cops? No!

Get on your knees.

For what?

Get on your knees.

Okay.

You want to go home, right?

Yes.

Really? Look, if you want to go home...

I can help you out, okay? I can help you get out of here.

But you gotta help me too.

With that?

Yeah.

Look, you're lucky I like you and I think you're hot. If not, you'd be going

to jail right now.

So what do you want to do?

So, I just have to... Fine!

Can you put the fucking phone away?

You're really fucked up, you know?

It's fine.

It's not my problem.

It's your problem now.

There you go. Great. It's broken a little bit.

There you go.

Really? Oh my God, yes.

That's good, baby. That's good.

Okay. You good?

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Come here.

Stop moving.

Come here.

Put it in your mouth.

This is really... Put it in your mouth.

Come on.

Suck that dick.

Suck that dick.

Keep sucking. I didn't see the stump.

There you go, baby. That's good.

Keep sucking.

So fucking good, baby. Okay, are you satisfied?

No. Listen, stop asking if we're done and stop asking if I'm satisfied. If you

want to leave, do what you know you're going to do, okay?

I feel super good.

Yeah.

Keep going?

Sit on that chair.

Take your fucking pants off.

Sorry.

There you go.

That's good.

Take your panties off.

Stop. Stop.

Stop.

You want to get out of here, right? Yes.

Jill's fucked up, you know that, right? I know.

You'll never be able to find another Jill fucking girl again.

Show that thing.

Show it.

Oh, that's good.

My God.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

There you go. Fuck that.

Oh, that's good.

There you go.

Jump on that thing.

I am.

Come on.

There you go.

Don't stop. Don't stop.

Don't stop.

Go good

Give a shot. Give a shot.

Stay the fuck there.

What are you doing?

Why are you recording this?

Don't ask questions, alright?

Just let me do whatever.

Fine.

Mr. Roman.

Let's do what you gotta do.

Don't you my fucking things

the edge of this

Are you done?

I gotta go.

I'm almost done.

Here,

I'm gonna come on your face. Don't come on my face. fucking face. Just don't.

Just come on my chest or something.

I'm gonna come on that face, baby.

No, come on my chest. Please, don't come on my face.

Come on, come on.

Get your shit.

Go. But it's all over my face.

Go.

I don't want to worry about that shit. Go. Get your shit.

Come on. Don't make noise getting out of here.

Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters.

It's the job of loss prevention officers to protect against these shoplifters.

These are their stories. Only at shoplifter.com.