Original subtitles

Hey. Hey.

Image down 20 shares.

Sell, sell, sell.

Hey.

Who are you?

I'm you.

Shh. You'll wake up the little woman.

Relax, Superman. She can't hear me.

Was this a joke? I don't know.

Hey.

What?

May I ask you a question?

What?

Why is it with such a beautiful woman that you're beck and call night and day?

All you think about is fucking other women?

I mean, if she were mine... Yeah, well, she's not yours.

That's a fact.

So how do you know what I'm thinking about anyway?

We have to go into that again?

I'm you.

You're me.

In your mind, I'm you. I know what you're thinking.

Like last night.

That nice little lady that works at the bank.

What are you doing? Are you nuts?

Care to leave a little deposit, Mr.

Paisaneshi?

Yeah, I'll leave a deposit.

What are you doing? What's going on?

Where's your sense of adventure?

Go to sleep, baby. Go to sleep.

Mr.

Paisaneshi.

You can't be me.

Who are you?

I'm Debra.

And I'm Tammy.

What are you doing here?

You never thought of Zotson? Two girls like this at once?

I didn't say that.

I mean, you ever thought about barfing these kind of girls? What's... Wait a

minute. Wait.

Are you a little bit, uh... Nah, hey.

I'm no queer.

Oh.

Hey, Susan!

Hey, get away from there. Jesus Christ, Curly. I just put the Venetian blinds in

last week. Don't eat them.

Mr. Paisaneshi, will you touch my thigh?

Mr. Paisaneshi, will you touch my shoulders?

This is a good world.

Mr. Paisaneshi, will you touch my breasts?

A real good world.

Mr. Paisaneshi, will you touch my pussy?

Huh?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah

Oh.

Yeah, yeah

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

it's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that feels so good. Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God, yeah.

Give it to me. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

God.

Oh, God, yeah.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Never thought dreams could be so good.

What's that?

Yeah, that would be nice.

What? What do you mean, what?

What you think about all the time?

That Cleveland would someday win the pennant?

Try again.

Forget it.

Try again.

No.

Let's just get one thing straight.

I'm not responsible for what goes on inside that head of yours.

You got that?

That would be interesting.

I mean, she doesn't want to experience things, you know?

Excuse me?

I don't want to do what?

Experience new things, Cupcake. I mean, you know, like be adventurous.

I don't like women.

Do you like men?

No. Hey, whose dream is this, anyway?

Just go with it. Slide.

Men don't smell like women.

Thank God.

I didn't know how to touch a woman.

Got a point there.

What? Is this for real?

It's just how you pictured it.

What should I do?

Call out for pizza.

Just go with it.

Sweetie. Relax.

She can't hear you.

Hey, I'm out of here.

Have fun.

Good riddance.

Who are you?

Hi, Mr. Paisaneshi.

I'm Debra, your wife's manicurist.

Oh.

yeah I love

this

I'll do it to her.

Oh fuck, yeah.

Put your face up a little.

Okay, try.

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Yeah, make me wet.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

How do you want it? Fast or slow?

Fast and then slow.

Fast and wet.

You like eating pussy?

Mm-hmm. Show me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah, fuck me with your tongue.

Oh, yeah, let me make your whole face

wet.

That's good

Hold

your

face to let me fuck your face

You're gonna make me so wet.

Let me see your face.

So greasy and wet.

Tastes good.

to come over your face.

You're welcome You're too horny to watch it

Let me see the big dick of his little mouth.

Yeah.

Aw, look at her pussy, sweetie.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yes, liquor sweetie.

Oh God, well she sucks me.

Oh yeah.

Oh God,

yes, yes.

Oh

Awesome, my man.

Suck it in.

Oh, oh.

Are you good, honey?

Oh, feel the head go up into your mouth.

Oh yeah.

Oh baby.

oh look at your dick going in the mouth

She's hungry for your coffee, isn't she?

You should give her more.

Yeah. Want to put it in her?

Yeah.

Do I, yeah.

You want her?

Oh, yes.

Show me.

Show me how bad you want her.

Okay.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah, do it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know what? Change my mind.

Honey, we can go play with my little pet over there.

Can I fuck my husband?

Deeper, deeper, yeah.

Fuck me with that thing.

Fucking children.

Yeah.

Nice and deep.

Let me turn.

My cock is so thick in you. Oh God, talk to me. Yeah.

That's why I fuck you, don't you?

Oh, yeah, baby.

Come all over their face.

Show me how much you can.

Oh yeah.

I didn't think you had it in you, babe.

Wow.

My dick is still hard. This dreaming stuff ain't half bad.

What?

It's you.

I'm you.

Then who... Who am I?

You're you.

Then who are you?

I'm you, but on a different plane.

Huh?

How about those Indians, huh? Oh, yeah, they're kicking ass, huh?

Quite a season.

What do you think the weather's like outside?

I don't know. You think it'll snow?

It's fucking August, man.

This ain't a dream. This is a nightmare.

She sure is pretty.

Yeah, I know she's pretty. She's my wife.

No way, man.

Nobody fucks with my wife but me.

I'm you.

Don't fucking start that again. I'm me and you're you.

Tell me something. You mean you've never thought of watching another man mount

your wife? No, I know you've thought of that.

No, I haven't. Sure you have. You're lying.

Every man has. You've got the Dago complex.

You want your wife to be a demure school teacher by day and by night?

A whore in a bedroom.

Fuck you.

No, I'm going to fuck your wife.

I don't care if you're fucking Vic Wurtz. Fuck you.

Vic Wurtz? Hell of a ball player. But I'm still going to fuck your wife. See

you later, pal.

Is he gone?

I thought he'd never leave.

I think there's something missing.

What's missing?

This.

Smug.

that's the first thing that's missing what?

how long has it been since he kissed you that long?

ages

Wow.

Mmm!