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We did it, baby, and we're going to do it again next year.

Yes!

Suck it, Adam!

I only say that because he was dishing some shade, you said. No.

Don't be dishing. It was all playful.

Okay, good stuff. Big episode today.

Big episode today. Actually, first I'll introduce and I'll explain why we're all

here. This is the two hottest girls on planet Earth. All the way from Berlin.

First, Willow Harper.

And the other hottest girl on Earth, all the way from UK, Darby.

How are y'all? Lily Phillips!

And this little guy here, this is my fucking cousin.

His name is Tiny Smalls.

Now this was filmed on Valentine's Day. It's currently Valentine's Day. This is

my cousin. I haven't seen him in five years. He asked me, Ryan, for

Valentine's Day, I never have any sex, can you bring my two favorite girls

together and make them my valentines?

So... Being the good cousin I am, I did.

Called up Lily, called up Willow, and we're here. Now the reason I haven't

seen, you haven't heard this guy, because everyone knows I love little

people, and no one's seen my cousin, is because this little fucker, I've been

mad at him for five years, I haven't talked to him. And I'm not bullshitting,

he's from Montreal.

We need

to speak in English, I think.

Tell the girls what you fucking did at Frank's what only five years ago at

Frank's wedding Frank our cousin Frank Yeah, it was having a girl at this

moment. Yeah, my girl Ari. Yeah. Yeah, I was sending big bigs, but as a joke Even

that aren't it was like just a mid one and you sent it to

his girl We're all at the same table, right? It was a joke.

Oh my god.

Fucking weirdo. I cut him off.

We're not that close. It's our grandparents are brother and sister.

So my grandma, Rochelle, and my Andre, brother and sister, and then Steve and

Monique, cousins.

So we're first cousins once removed. I don't know. Wait, were you trying to hit

his girlfriend?

Yeah, what the fuck was that?

I was just trying to be funny. Okay, I had a couple drinks over there.

I was really nerdy, I guess. I thought it was weird because family at a

wedding. And he did it during the main course. It was during the chicken.

And he goes.

He didn't even wait until the afternoon.

Exactly. It wasn't like the dance or anything. But isn't sharing is caring?

I'm with cousins.

Yeah. Anyways, so five years. I think you've grown up a little. Oh, my God. I

was young.

You've been pretty sexual since you were young, man. Yeah.

I mean, you were a virgin. When did you lose your virginity?

At like 17.

Okay. With a little person or a normal person? A normal person.

So you were sending dick pics before even losing your virginity. He's a

little horny fuck.

Fucking pervert. Once I discovered I had a big dick, I was like, damn, I need to

show it.

How big?

I can hold a wine bottle with it.

I have a picture of that.

This is such a tease right now. Do not make no dick pics. Don't be weird with

the girls. I brought you here.

It's been five years. I'm not going to disappoint you. Okay. Have you guys

squashed the beef now, then? Yeah, he's been staying with me the last two

nights. I'm trying to be nice. I'm trying to be nice. I brought him out. We

did karaoke together.

Oh, my God. That was so nice. I love him, man, to be honest. He's so cute.

You really grew into your little boots.

So, you want to meet the girls? Go ahead. The floor is yours.

I'm Lily.

I'm tiny nice to meet you. Oh my god.

That'd be that'd be a pretty good size.

Do you know? I call my

hand beer buzz.

You need a little snack.

If you put it like that, it's the same thing.

Because usually little people have normal hands. Yours kind of look. It's

because there's like chodes, right? Chodes.

What? Oh, shoulders.

Oh my god. Yeah, kind of, huh? But there's type of midget, and me, I'm

small, but with midget hand. Right. But I'm like, everything's normal. Wait,

does everything align, then?

Or are there some parts of you that are, like, normal size?

No, there is one thing that's normal size. Even bigger than normal.

It's like between my legs and my chest.

Have you confirmed this?

He showed me the wine bottle picture.

He showed me the wine picture.

And yeah, it's pretty big. I think it might be slightly bigger than mine.

Oh, yeah? I think so.

You think so? Really?

I'm six.

You're six?

Just over six.

I think I'm like seven.

No, you're not seven.

I don't know.

I don't know.

To be honest, I measure it one time.

And I don't remember what was the numbers. And you know what? Measurements

are bullshit too. He, by the way, lies about his height. He tells everyone he's

4'6", he's 4'4". I'm like, what is that club for?

You know, 6'2", 6'2", I get.

I used to be 46 and a half

It's

more impressive, you know, you know, I was supposed to be 3 foot 8 right when I

was like at 21 years old and I'm 44 so

I'm a tall midget. Yeah.

So are you ready for the stream date or what? Are you gonna impress us? What are

you trying to do?

Oh yeah, she's gonna be impressed.

She's not ready.

Oh, I'm not involved anymore, huh? You don't want me? You're cutting her off?

Now girls, let me ask you this. Not him, but little people. Would you date one?

Would you have sex with one? I think there's a massive curiosity there.

Definitely. I've never fucked a little person.

Who's the shortest guy you've fucked maybe?

Maybe, I fucked like a little Asian guy.

Oh yeah? Yeah, we had to check his ID twice.

You didn't ask for mine.

No, I know you're older. How old are you?

21. 21? Yeah.

Do you like an older woman? I'm 23.

Oh yeah, older is better.

I always forget your age, Willow.

I'm 23 forever.

But did that turn you on, like the short guy? Because you're like, do you ever

get like corny because they're short?

Definitely. I feel kind of good.

You really would, eh?

Definitely. She came in here smoking hot, you guys, with like the tallest

heels, long legs. Like I was going to have a panic attack. Yeah, Lily's hot.

Lily's so hot.

You're doing pretty good.

Thank you. What about you're not, you don't think Willow's hot?

Am I not your type? You're not into tattooed girls because you're tattooed,

so you're like, you want to be the cool one or what? No, no, you're the coolest

one. You're very hot, by the way.

I feel like he would drown in your tits.

By the way, I've never seen Willow's boobs.

Me neither.

And I've been looking up her leaks every day. Nothing.

She's got the best DMCA team on earth. Oh my God, do you want to hear my story

with my nipple piercings?

I was hitchhiking from...

Germany to Amsterdam.

And I don't know. I was like leaving Europe, whatever. I walk into the place

you're not supposed to go to.

Flashing lights, middle of Amsterdam.

Everyone's fucking getting high, smoking weed and shit. And I just walk up to

this girl. She's like got to be like 18. Has no idea what she's doing.

Has me lay down flat. It's hot. Dead as summer. OK, so I'm trying to get my

nipples hard, but I'm stressed because I'm about to get my nipples pierced. And

I'm sitting there and she just went so deep.

That I fucking screamed.

Oh, my God.

You thought she'd be the right girl to do the job, right? I know. I never hear

a good nipple piss going on.

It was hardcore.

It's a big thing.

You know, it was a fun little spontaneous moment.

Have they healed all right?

Yeah, they healed. They look pretty good. Oh, they look great. Now, for Lily

Phillips, okay, as the biggest star in the world right now. Right now, yes.

We've been talking a little bit. She told me she's on the fence about getting

her tits done or not.

What do you think?

Okay, your body's insane.

You look amazing.

And I think your whole brand is more natural. I wouldn't touch it. What about

you? I think you need to stay like you are.

You're beautiful like you are. You haven't even seen me yet.

What does that mean yet?

I think you should hold off. Wait for your milk years.

You know what I mean?

If it ain't broken, don't fix it. There it is.

We actually had a guy on two days ago who had a penis enlargement surgery.

No way.

I met him by his dick.

You saw it?

Yeah, we touched it. So it felt like the real deal?

Yeah, it felt amazing. What did he have done to it?

This is the best way to describe it.

Hot dog bun.

Sorry, wiener is his dick and they add a bun to it.

Wow.

I wouldn't mind that.

If a guy's a little bit small on the small side, why not add a bit more?

How do you feel about small dicks, Lily?

I don't mind small dicks. I mean, I do think size matters.

Okay. But not to the extent that people think. Right.

Like, if you're just a blow average, you're fine.

You know, do a bit of foreplay.

But, I mean, if you're teeny tiny miniature.

Have you had that?

Oh, yeah. I've had it in micro cock.

How micro?

No, no, no. I'll show you the video.

For real? No way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hard like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a

nipple. Why can you do that?

Yeah, what did you do? I just soaked it. I couldn't fuck it because I couldn't,

like, it won't, like, yeah, there's, like, there's not enough space to. Yeah.

Wow. What a poor guy.

Yeah. No, no, no, well, that's, I, I. What was his ethnicity? I'm just

curious. He was white and.

Was he rich? They're always rich. No. Oh. How old are you? What a loser.

Was he just a normal guy, like, normal height? You'd never know. Yeah. Well,

I'll show you, guys.

Was he hot?

They're usually hot.

I. He's really trying to give me some credit.

I want something for this man. He's got nothing going on this guy? You know

what? I really liked pleasure in him because I feel like not many girls had.

Oh, yeah. She's into that too.

100%. Yeah.

That was the best day of his fucking life. Yeah, exactly. He probably jerks

off to that literally every night. Exactly. That's why I like him.

Yeah. You're a giver, Lily.

You love that. And then what's the biggest you've taken?

Biggest? Oh, dreads. Oh, you did dread? Yeah, I did.

Oh, yeah. At AVN?

After, after. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he, he's big.

Fuck. What did you do with dread?

We did pussy, but I want to go back for anal.

You think you could do anal? Well, I got the, I got his dildo to practice with

and I tried it. The dread dong?

Yeah, and I was like, oh.

You put it up your ass? Yeah. Oh. You did?

Yeah, yeah. But I was, I didn't want to do the shoot because I put it on my ass

and I was like, oh.

So, sticking the dread dong up your ass. I didn't.

You know, you're at home, you have the dread dong. Yeah.

Now what?

what position what's on tv it was more like that as well starting off in um

lazy spoon okay that's good so you do that in bed like that yeah yeah and then

just like wait with it for a bit till it kind of start getting a bit more used to

it and then try to like move it a bit more and did you i was struggling a

little bit and i wanted to enjoy the shoot so i was like i'm gonna do first

right and then okay yeah then i have two videos what about the blow job with

dread I couldn't even get the tip in.

You know, I hate sucking off guys who have big cocks because I can't show them

my full potential.

And it's so annoying. And I feel really sorry for them because they'll never

know the joys of being deep-throated and having their balls licked at the same

time. It's really sad.

100%. When you do that?

Yeah. What's the max length to deep-throat and ball lick? It depends

how hard it is.

I think if it's just getting hard, it's still a bit soft. It's so much easier to

eat for it than if it's like rock solid. So I don't think it matters about size

personally. I feel like I just got some blood flow cuts.

How about you? I got things in my head rolling right now.

Do you reckon I could deep throat your cock?

As in like, do you reckon I could get it all in? Guys, guys, guys, come on.

He's a little fucking perv. I forget he's your cousin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I

don't want to cut him off for years, this guy.

Tiny smalls. Is it weird to talk about sex with your cousins? Nah. Well, I only

met them like six times because it's only weddings. Yeah, yeah. We're not

that close.

But it's been five years. You can like learn the new me.

I guess. But would you guys ever do a threesome? No. I mean, is that weird?

No. I mean, maybe.

You know what I will say we went to Barney's our spot, yeah, yeah and girls

were fucking hitting on him like crazy Like

everyone had pictures of them Nick Diaz asked him for a pic

Celebrity

what is he doing? He's fighting.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't mean ideas.

What are you talking about?

You know, he was telling me though because in Montreal he works for I don't

want to say the M word I give you the M word best. You can let me say the M

word, but I don't like to say it. M word. M.

M word.

The idgit.

Fidget with an M.

Guys, things are going south fast.

Is it racist or what do you call that?

It's sexist.

Dwarfism.

It's not No,

there's no that's what I am like, I mean what about a short King? Yeah

So he got booked to do a bachelor party because he does like the elf and fucking

shit, right?

You know, it's a job Yeah, I met people. If you're getting paid

to party, why the fuck not? Yeah, I'm getting paid for meeting people.

Show them the speeches you do. He gets on the table, he does a speech. Oh,

yeah. Get up on the chair and do the speech. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cute.

He's telling me he's been working on his speeches.

Okay.

I'm perfectly in line with your car.

Okay,

so guys, just before I leave, thank you for everything.

You guys made me feel like a rock star, even though I am.

I love you, Ryan.

Love you. Thank you for showing me those very looking good people.

I love you. I hope we see each other again.

We didn't mention we don't have his boobs.

Oh. What do you think of my tits? Those boobs are incredible.

10 out of 10, baby.

10 out of 10 rating.

They were looking in my eyes. I was like, it's not nice. You know what I

mean? So, yeah. That was a great night, guys. So, see ya.

later okay i'd hire you yeah you're coming to my next party yeah oh yeah

i'll be down where are you going where are you going yeah where are you going

okay oh they got a little better i know he doesn't even tell us what he's gonna

actually just starts walking he's cute hey what do you think about them

yeah yeah so willow let's talk about you for a sec now okay laid on me i heard

through the grapevine

What?

You're finally newly single. I'm single. No way.

For the first time since I met you, I think. No, no. I was single when we

first met at ABN. Oh, okay. Yeah. Just like for a couple months.

That was kind of a date that night, wasn't it? You really think ABN was a

date? You don't think so? I don't think so.

You literally went home with Kaylee Gunner, I think, that night.

He's like, our first date. Did you fuck much ABNs?

Yeah. Yeah, I did, yeah. You didn't fuck me at April's, though.

You were busy. Yeah, well, I was. I heard there was a booty call.

Was there not?

I called him. I'm free. Yeah, yeah.

On, like, a Monday, you know?

I mean, what were you doing that you were doing the activity?

I was texting her at 1 a.m., like, what are you doing, what are you doing? And

she's like, I'm with Banks. She calls me with Banks.

And Sarah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hot.

Yeah. Sarah hot.

What?

What?

I mean, I can't even imagine what's going on your phone these days. So if

it's shocking, what is it? Guess what he just messaged me. Tiny Smalls.

His cousin? He just sent me like a plethora of cock photos.

And that bit is big.

It's huge.

Are you pranking me right now?

Stop. Oh my God.

Look at his small hand as well.

Wait, it's really big. Yeah.

He's trying to fuck with me because of the wedding

this is fucking What a piece of shit What

a little fucking bastard

he goes mid episode and he's you guys are fucking with me.

Did you guys plan this?

Is he fully jerking off you think right now?

Probably is. Hey, what the fuck is wrong with you? What is wrong with you?

We saw it. No, you sent a fucking dick pic to Lily, you little pervert fuck.

What is wrong with you? What are you talking about? Five years later, I don't

talk to you. You do the same bullshit you did on my ex. What bullshit?

You just sent dick pics to Lily. No, I didn't. We saw it. She showed us the

pics.

You fucking little pervert, fuck!

It's pretty big, though. It's a nice day. Did you just go to the toilet just

to jerk off? What is wrong with you? No, but it's because of you.

But it's... Are you like a serial dick pic sender? What is wrong with you?

Yeah, but look at her, man.

What do you want me to do? He can't even focus anymore. Look at her. Look at my

ex. The last two times I've seen you, you're sending your pic. Your ex was a

blonde girl with blue eyes.

He's got a type. I want to see it in real life, though. He's got a type.

Hey, behave.

I'm serious.

I just want to see it. It's been five years, bro. We can get over it.

What a little fucking perv.

She just wants to see it.

My fucking little cousin.

See, this is why the family doesn't talk to you.

You're a fucking pervert I can only take advantage of your dwarfism, and you send

your little dick around everybody.

It's on my phone I

Can't

even see I had no idea this was going down you little fucking piece of shit

you little fucker

Keep it in the family, you know There's gonna be job to do

Okay,

there it is That's one for you All

right, fuck it Enjoy your little bastard fuck. Thank you.

Wait.

He said wait.

Well, anyways, so.

I think I'm hypnotized right now. You guys just like cooking.

Yeah, don't. I'm having a moment. This is my dream. Oh, she kisses. That's

nice. I'm such a kisser too.

You want a kiss?

No.

I feel like kissing someone to write it. Yeah, I agree.

Do you want to?

Double date this thing?

She's got a nice booty, eh? Oh, I know.

Oh, she's hot. No, her body's crazy.

Her legs. I think she's a leg girl.

Really? It's not. It should be branded.

Yeah. Love these legs.

Yeah. It's merch right there.

How you doing, cuz?

Doing good.

You like her legs?

Do you like how tall her legs are? Yeah. As she just walks in with these super

tall legs.

Impressing.

Don't embarrass me cousin if you fucking whiskey dick Lily Phillips on the show.

Yo, don't worry you like your beautiful face just wrapped right now Yeah

Oh,

there's a bonus thing You're so lucky. Lily's just sucking you off

right now.

Yeah.

I mean, this sounds incestual, but I'm getting a little harder.

And I never do.

Usually for this stuff, I keep it good.

Wow.

How was he at kissing, Lily? Is it running the family? Good.

Yeah. What?

We've kissed, I think. I think.

Would you kiss me now?

For real, baby.

Holy shit.

That's a really nice size.

That is a beer can.

Wow,

that is a nice cup.

I told you it was vegan.

I love that. You do have a big dick, cuz.

Thank you, cuz.

that's good for the family thickness yeah you've been using a dick pump wow

holy cuz it's a thing between cousins that's good for the family name

yeah yeah you want me to stop talking to you and see your focus oh you can do

whatever you want i'm having fun i'm just listening to i can't even focus on

either of you i'm just listening to lily's mouth right now right good yeah

asmr girl yeah yeah

It's so nice and hard.

Thank you. Oh my god. I'm excited. That's a good dick, eh?

Yeah.

What the fuck is that?

Holy shit, cuz.

I told you, man. Seven.

That is such a nice cock.

Thank you. You gotta change your name to Tiny Biggs.

How do you up tiny bigs or be smooth?

Yeah, that makes sense, right? Yeah He's got his little boots now. He's gonna be

four four Oh

my

god

Wow, oh my god. Yeah, that's natural a little the booty.

Hell yeah

Oh, you're going sex?

All right. All right, cubs.

Little pervert fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, that looks like a tight squeeze. Oh, fuck.

Wow. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Wow.

This is...

This has to be the craziest shit of all time. Oh, my God. That is such a nice

cup. Et voila.

Jesus.

That was good.

Oh, fuck.

Allez, Canada.

Hey. What does that mean? This is for our country, for Canada.

Hell, yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Jesus, that is a nice cup.

How does her pussy feel?

Thank you.

Thank you.

It's a present.

Did you miss me? That's my boy.

That wasn't... You fucked Lily before me.

You next.

Sharing is sharing, you know? Oh, yeah.

Ryan, you're in the ass.

Oh, baby, yeah. Oh, she likes to share the holes, you know?

Honourable. This would be the one time I'd fucking jump in. You're so funny.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah. Should we DP?

I'm sitting on your cock.

Oh, yeah, you're...

He's a good boy.

Yes.

You know, if I may, I'd like to see what kind of positions you guys

could get down with with the little guy.

Yeah. There's that.

Yeah. You show me. We got to get the tips out, too.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah, that'd be great Therefore are you already thinking of all the

places you might want to come?

Well, where would you where's your favorite place to come in a girl?

Everywhere every time silly amazing. Yeah Wow

Hello motorboat

Do a motorboat for us.

They fit in my hands, so that's good.

Can we get an ass motorboat too?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

That's a good answer.

Best answer.

Put your knees... No, your shoulder there.

Shoulder? Yeah. Like this?

Yeah.

Okay. Let me go down a little bit.

Is that good?

Oh, fuck yeah. Wow, yeah, that's good. Oh my God, that's tight.

That's better. That's fucking good.

Wow.

Yeah,

unbutton that shirt.

Yeah,

let her do it. She's the pro. She's the pro.

This is why she's Lily fucking Phillips.

Oh, yeah.

I'm a cuck, I'm a cuck.

It's a family thing here.

Shaming is scary.

Yes, okay.

Give her a little spank, cuz.

There you go.

But, yeah.

God, you smack quite hard.

Oh, that's hot.

Oh, yeah, there you go.

This is amazing.

Thank you, bro. Yeah.

Maybe your shirt. Maybe take your shirt off.

There you go. There you go.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, he's going in.

He's good at songs. Oh, my God, yes.

He is, eh?

Lily,

be honest.

I'm quite impressed at how good he is at fucking. Yeah, right?

Hell yeah.

Yeah,

you were born for porn, baby.

Your dick is really thick. You need to do mainstream now.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Canadians have big cocks, is that true?

Ask him. Is that the dirty talk? You're like, yeah, you gotta give me an answer

now. No, Canadians are actually .25 shorter than Americans on average.

Is it?

It's 5.65 and 5.45.

America, Canada.

This feels like when I'm masturbating, but then also like having a normal

conversation with a text or something.

No one knows what's going on.

This is what's going on in my head when I'm trying to sleep.

Can we get some writing? Your cousin fucking?

Is this weird of me to watch my cousin? He's cousins, right?

No, yeah.

Oh my god, he's so good.

You wanna do it?

What else you got for us, cuz?

The way your titties- What a pussy, eh?

Oh, it's nice and juicy.

Thank you.

Wow. Oh, yeah, you did. You cut the curtains.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

So did I.

Did you?

Yeah,

you can put me hotter than that. You have a nice pussy, too? Yeah. Yeah, you

can put me hotter than that. I just told you. I mean, you could still wear it.

Oh, thank you. You have it? Yeah, I'm so, so glad.

He's got a nice butt. I know, he does.

It looks this fun.

they're very natural oh thank you oh my gosh you

see i couldn't do that position yeah oh yeah you can put me out of that who knew

this bathroom sex scene would end up here hey yeah this is what you want to

do with my ex at the wedding yeah kind of i was too young for that yes

did you use my home yeah

I can. I'm like your little cum bucket for the day. Oh, yes. There you are.

Oh, Ferg, yes.

She's great.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

This has got to be the craziest episode ever.

I'd say.

Yeah. The best we've ever had. Oh, my God. I love your cock.

I love your pussy.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's so fucking good. Wow.

Is it bad to say that you think you'd be as good at shagging me as this?

Yeah.

Oh, you think you've got children?

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh,

fuck. You love it? I do. I fucking love it.

It's so fucking good.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Oh, my God.

If I hang my head off here, will you face me?

You're doing great cuz Wow,

oh, that's a fucking view.

That's a fucking view Wow

You're doing so good, Lily.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, give them some dirty talk. I don't know. Give them some ASMR.

No, this is ASMR.

Yeah.

Such a good boy.

Best of luck, boys.

Don't get too excited now. Don't come yet. Don't worry about it.

Put your hook back in my mouth.

Yeah. Face fuck her a little bit.

Yeah, come on. He moves the leg for the camera.

He's a fucking star.

Yeah.

Fuck her slutty little ass.

Oh my fucking god.

You don't want to hear me.

You're doing your job.

That was deep, man.

I am too, I'm not gonna lie. And I usually don't.

Usually I keep it profesh.

That's the first time I'm getting hard.

You wanna try that?

Oh, really?

It seems like you had fun with that.

Oh, those eyes, eh?

Oh, wow.

That's motherfucking profesh. That's gotta feel good.

Give her that eye contact.

She's gagging on your dick.

He proposes after

this.

I should have bought some flowers.

Nice Valentine's Day treat for you.

Better Valentine's ever.

I think we should do a reverse cowgirl. That would be fair. Reverse cowgirl.

Yes. Oh, yeah. Okay, okay.

That would look so good.

You can come inside, mate. All right.

Baby.

What about us?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's great. Oh, my God. His dick is thick.

Yes.

Fuck, yes.

I love everyone watching. Oh, yeah.

This is my dream. Do you prefer people watching?

Definitely. Yeah, right? I like it also.

You know what? I'd love for you guys to do this at my next party.

Definitely. Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would love that. Okay. There it

is. That's the one. Yes.

Your body looks insane right now, Lily. Oh, my God.

Yeah,

bounce on it a little bit.

Yeah.

That fucking dick.

This is so much fucking fun.

I don't know. Every podcast I've got to go on, I'm going to fuck on it.

Yeah but you'll never get a good little boy like this.

I can't even be mad at you cousin little pervert fuck Be

honest when he sent you that dick pic did it creep you out?

Okay, maybe horny. Yeah, so we like dick pics.

We like dick pics if the dick is nice

And you have to know your angles I feel like honestly you did decent it was a

good I can fuck it. Yeah. Yeah, I usually prefer videos to dick pics as

well. Oh like stroking Yeah, but like no coming like come in on this on this hunt

You know what my move is, okay, so you send me nudes Yeah, and you know that

they're special to me, you know, like Ryan, whatever So I'll airdrop it to my

MacBook, you know, and then I'll send a video you in the background

That's genius Okay,

let's talk about the sex What did you think what did you hate am I

am I am I like really loose now fuck to all these guys No, no, that was really

really really tight. Like that was it looked like a nice vagina I mean you can

tell and I watch porn for a living. Okay, you can tell when a girl is tight

yeah it'll be like tough to enter like it won't you're like the will wrap in a

certain way your is so tired i needed to go like slowly but surely because yeah

it was too it was almost like it wasn't gonna work like your is too tight for

your dick imagine it's because you have such a big car yo what is up with that

yeah

All the time I was in high school, I thought I was having a small dick.

Really? Yeah.

And then you humbled all your friends.

Yeah. This guy made me realize that I have a big dick.

Why? Because his is small?

That might be the biggest grower I've ever seen cuz yeah, that's no offense

It's a little person. It's embarrassing.

I know I know hope you don't send that out when you're saying Hope you're not

sending soft pics like the base of it cuz you're so I swear it's Gert's master

base. Yeah

Yeah, it's weird it's like it's a little pinky into girth master I don't know how

it can happen. How was his rhythm his stroke? Very good. Very yeah, you have

good rhythm and stuff I thought as well that there wouldn't be a lot of power

behind it, but there is Wow. Thank you.

And you know what? I told you guys to stop. I said 10 minutes. This was funny.

Okay, you guys pranked me or whatever.

You wanted to keep going, Lily.

You know what? I like a big load inside me.

And because I think everyone was like creeping on it. So we thought we'll

finish it off later.

Yeah. Tonight?

Tonight.

Fucking right. Willow, have you had sex since you broke up with your boyfriend?

No.

I know This is just watching people have sex me horny Yeah, can I be honest

actually she was going she was doing this by herself. Oh my god For

me

we've done this what's seven eight times on six six seven four no Anyways, five,

six, seven.

Yeah, we rarely have sex on here. This is the first time. I'm professional.

First time I had an erection. Who was making more horny?

Lily, your ass.

Oh, thank you. I know, your ass. What is that?

Thank you.

Yeah. I feel like I've got like a sneaky big butt.

Yes. It's fucking J-Lo, man.

No, it's not quite what it offers.

No, it's amazing.

Yeah, Willow.

The booty looks nice lately. Thank you. What's going on with that?

You know, I may have moved some things around.

A little fine tuning, you know? Do you feel like now that you're single, it's

going to be like revenge? I'm going to be the best? Oh my God, yeah. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Because my man didn't even like fuck me after it. Is that right?

Yeah. Was that the guy that got the tattoo?

It was tattooed dick guy. It was tattooed dick guy. So now he's got

Willow on his cock.

My ex tattooed my name on his dick. The whole shot.

And big too. Huge across. Yeah, like big fun. Oh shit Imagine falling

in love after that boob I like what are you gonna do some bitches are always

gonna like fuck this dick It's either gonna be like laser or covered but

either way she'll always like always got to meet a girl named Willow Who

you fucking now after

I'm just I'm like single and healing and I'm maybe on a ski trip next next week

with the six-foot-four I know it's so funny got

invited Is it the same place mammoth? Um, no.

No, this is Tahoe. Oh Ryan being your rebound

Never say never. You know, my ex was so jealous of you.

Completely crazy.

I could tell when I met him at the Halloween party. And I introduced them

because I was like, he was so insecure. And I was like, Ryan and I have had

nothing. We've never fucked. Like, we met when I was single. Like, you can

chill. This is, you know, we do the podcast, whatever.

He was like, no, like, you're obsessed with money and fame and status. Like, so

insecure. And I was like, if I was, I wouldn't be dating you, first of all.

Let's chill.

Let's humble ourselves. You know also when I met him he was on steps and he

was on the step below me So I was looking down at him and when I shook his

hand he'd give me one of these

He's fat. And didn't you say he gained a little more weight, too? Yeah, he

gained, like, 15 more pounds and just stopped, you know?

Why did you guys break it off?

Wait, wait, I just want to say one thing. The good thing about him gaining

so much weight is now he can't see his own dick. He doesn't have to see the

willow tattoo. Oh, he never could. He never could.

He never could. He has a horrible belly, yeah.

Wait, why did you guys break it off?

I just caught him lying, and I think he was depressed, and he could just never

be honest.

and he was like obsessed with escorts like obsessed oh you would let him

escorts no he never like first of all when we started dating i was like do you

want to be monogamous because he had a girlfriend when he slid in my dm so i

was like i'm already getting the vibe people don't change yeah they don't

change And so already right off the bat, didn't give a fuck, like saw me as

probably just some girly one to fuck and then realized he was like, oh, my God.

And then he's like, you're the love of my life. I want to marry you. All the

shit tattooed my name, did all this crazy shit, but could not stop lying.

And I always I caught him jerking off to girls. He used to fuck all the time. Oh,

no. Escorts. He used to fuck all the time. Meanwhile, he was in depression.

So he's like not fucking me.

And I'm like, I don't I don't want to like, you know, that would make me a few

men if he's not fucking you. But then he's jerking off to other girls. Yeah.

That's not to one of them, though.

Like they're nudes.

No, like they're like like German porn stars that lived in the same city as us.

Oh, you know what I'm saying? So they're accessible.

they're accessible and you'd also them before and they're you know for like a

decade like on and off the subs and she's like the walmart version of me

look i'm not i'm not even gonna i don't want to be rude but like dude i was like

okay you had this at home yeah and you're doing that i feel like always the

hottest girls got cheated on facts you know why because as well self-esteem

that's what it is we're insecure we're like i i can get any girl i want she

yeah ryan you would never do that would you I didn't cheat, you know, my ex did

with 20 other guys, but that's another story. I know. And see, what's crazy is

I've learned there's so many girls in LA that are sugar babying. Oh, yeah. We had

no idea about it. You know what I find? Every relationship has one piece of

shit. Yeah.

Yeah. So when you're the one being like, finally, I'm in a loving relationship.

Nah, they're cheating.

Yeah. Have you ever cheated?

No. Never, ever. Have you had a girlfriend, Tiny?

Once in high school. It lasted like three or four months.

Was she tall?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She wasn't a midget.

Do you like tall girls?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And now I like her more.

Oh, you know what? His dream girl is Erica Cal. Yeah. Yeah.

She's so cute.

Yeah. You know, we could probably make something happen. If you can do that.

That's my wife. She doesn't know yet, but.

that's my wife yeah i really think so imagine me and her together oh it's

amazing it's like a true love story yeah yeah yeah you guys would make a good

looking couple oh yeah yeah i mean you would only have small kids my parents

aren't small like they're both normal so others at work when i when i was born

they were like what's that so they made tests and then discovered i'm a midget

so they did tests to my parents and then they discovered that my both of my

parents was having the genetics of dwarfism. Oh, so you just gotta have the

gene. Yeah. So when both of the parents have it, it's one chance out of four.

Okay. And if only one of them have it, it's one out of ten. Oh.

Yeah. So if me and Erica are made up and want to have a kid.

It's one in four.

Yeah. Imagine they have a giant.

Like she's like really big. If I have a giant kid, it's gonna be like five or

six years old.

you do this do that yeah yeah right right they push around too like you know

like if they get to the teenage days you're a bit angry they'd start like

rolling the roost i'm gonna get i'm gonna be scared yeah what do you want me

to do go to bed no give me your cell phone wait

wait so are like big dicks genetic yes dicks are

genetics dicks are genetics yeah yeah yeah It's bizarre how your whole body is

small. How does that work? So your dad have a nice cock on him? Probably.

Yeah.

Confirmed. My uncle.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, probably. Uncle Steve. Uncle Steve's packing. Ah, Steve.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a great old man.

Lily, how about you for boyfriends? Guys probably are trying to date you. I have

no dates lined up or anything like that. You don't go on dates? I don't date. No.

Really? No. How often are you fucking off camera in LA?

I thought probably like once a day.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Not that much. So you'll go get your nut and leave, right?

Like you said, you don't like the talking. I don't, this is the thing. I

love to fuck, but I don't like, I don't like to like hang out with people.

Right. That sounds a bit horrible, but like, I'm not much of a, I don't like to

like chill. Like I'm not a Netflix and chill. I'm like, let's fucking. So

you'll cut. So you walk through the door. How long from like.

hi to dick and vag you the thing is you have to be polite and be like oh do you

want a water like how are you doing today and then you can finally get to

the like you have to play a bit nice to get the but you're just like horny ready

yeah i wish i could have sex without talking to them it's something i can do

i think yeah we are not sweet like i just say right now i can do this let me

tell you something lily okay kaylee gunner my ex she moved in my building

And she said, you know, maybe every now and then we could fool around. And I

said, yeah, that'd be great. You know?

So I said to her, you know, I have this fantasy that I just walk in one day.

Like I have an extra fob. I just walk in. I fuck you and I leave. We don't say

a word.

And then she blocked me.

She said, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Like, who do you

think I am?

Oh, I would love them. Yeah.

Is that not hot? It's so hot. Okay. Fuck me and then leave. Yeah. Like, cause I

don't, I don't like to sleep over. Like, hey, I'm coming over. I walk in, fuck, I

don't even talk to her. Yeah, yeah. Once I nut, I leave. And it's so hot cause

it's like the ex, so it's also like a quick hate fuck. Yeah. And then like,

there might be a moment of passion, but then it's also like, no. She blocked me.

Two weeks later, she unblocked me and said that was just really hurtful.

I thought you thought more of me than that. Oh, she wanted more of like a

relationship, like a bit more passion.

Yeah. So now I go over and I'm like, so how was your day?

That would be like the one thing that would stop me from having sex.

If I didn't want to be social.

Yeah, right.

Because that's the hard part of it.

So, but what do you love to do in your personal life besides that? Like,

because if you're like, I'm not about this. Like, do you have a good friend

circle? Do you have like hobbies? Do you have a good friend circle? I just would.

What's your vibe? Yeah, yeah. I haven't been out one night out while being here.

No way. No, no.

Yeah, you have. The night you cheated on me with Banks. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That one.

But that was more like I wanted to go fuck him.

Right. Yeah, you're right, because you fucked him at the restaurant, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How was that? It was good.

It was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I didn't like it.

Yeah, he has a special place in my heart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Banks is cool.

I like him.

But it broke my heart, the Bradley Martin clip.

We said, you know, he's huge. He's huge. Yeah, but he has a big dick. He's rich.

He's funny. He's good looking. He is him.

Banks is the guy. Yeah. Yeah, he is. Yeah.

I got no problem with girls fucking Banks. There's people I do have problems

with fucking.

Who? Some guys. Who would you not want me to fuck?

Stiney.

I said to Sonia, I said, if you get an STD test, I'll fuck you.

Cause he, we want, like I would fuck him and we wanted to fuck, but he didn't

have an STD test. And like, obviously I'm working so much while I'm out here.

So I'm like, I can't really risk it. Cause I know you fuck a lot of girls. So

yeah.

Brian Atlas.

Brian Atlas. Whatever podcast.

Who's that?

Oh, yeah.

That would break. Yeah. Yeah.

Is there a very specific people that are a hard no, you would never work with?

You have a no list.

No, not as of yet.

I don't know who's bad.

Has anyone pissed you off in the industry?

No. Everyone's been so nice to you. Yeah.

Especially here.

Everyone seems so helpful.

Yeah. I don't know. Everyone just wants to help and everyone's like me. How

about walking the streets in LA? How famous are you now? Yeah. Is it insane?

No, I don't think so.

Really? I don't think so.

People just come up and want to talk about it.

But like everyone?

Like, everyone knows you now, right? No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not, like,

famous. No?

Yeah, you are. You're on Candace Owens.

I mean, you have, your audience is not just the porn world anymore, right?

You've reached a demographic where you're being seen by people that would

never normally come across you. You're pretty poppin', too, aren't you? Yeah.

People know Willow Harper. I don't know, it's weird. I got recognized at my mall

the other day, but people are shy.

Yeah, I think this as well. People don't want to admit that they watch you.

I had to go back the next day because I was repairing an iPhone. I go back the

next day and the guy's like, oh, I actually remembered you.

do you have like a full sleeve? And he was like, yeah, I saw this YouTuber and

blah. And I was like, why didn't you say this yesterday? Right. You know, and so

there's a lot of people that I just don't think approach people in the adult

space. Yeah, I think you've reached more mainstream. So you'd think you would

have. I don't know. I think if I saw a porn star out in the wild and I wasn't

in porn, I don't think I would have.

Yeah, I know what you mean. It's not like a singer. Yeah, yeah. I love your

work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Also, guys are with their wives. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With your girlfriend. To be

honest, I had a couple come up and take a photo.

Oh, I love that. I love that. At APN?

No, no, no. Just like, I don't know, it was in like Walmart or something.

You know, for me, it's all dudes that watch Pillow Talk, right?

Yeah. So it's only guys that say hi to me. Not one girl. Just all dudes.

So I'm like, I'm in the wrong business.

I gotta be playing country music for girls.

Yeah, but you have all the hot girls on here. Yeah.

But I don't fuck them.

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Yeah, that's what I love about it. These little sickos. I was like, I'd never

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I Don't think so But you just haven't worked out yet Yeah, I think I never,

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Yeah, okay tiny you're a cam girl. Oh, yeah, these girls are gonna have a weird

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You've got to do the word fetish. Yeah, that's right. I need to do it? Yeah,

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Yeah, that'd be hot.

Or I'd love to see you try to do a handstand and see if you could suck your

own dick.

Nice, Willow.

Good work, Willow. A handstand.

A handstand and see... And suck his own cock.

You know?

What's a what's a handstand come on upside down I want you to flip you flip

upside down and then I want to see if you can No,

sorry So like that, yeah, can you sit your own cock either like that?

I love that you're obeying me, though. This is good. Good boy.

I don't think I can. Honestly, if you were hard, I think you could. Yeah, I

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Karaoke. We had a great night. Oh, that was fucking nice.

Yeah. All the small things. This is my thing.

But some things I... But tell them about the... When you went in the suitcase.

Last year in Vegas, after the ABN. Remember I sent you this video, Lily?

In the suitcase. When he popped up. Yes, yes. I think that was Spencer O'Sing

over there.

Spencer Michael Barrett. Yes. The boy.

And I was... So I couldn't get in there. So we came up with an idea. We know the

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We put, we take my suitcase.

You went inside in the luggage.

He put me inside my suitcase.

Zoop. Went in. Why didn't you bring a suitcase in?

He was saying that it was his DJ stuff. And it works.

But you were in there like 20 minutes in that suitcase, eh?

I'd say like 10.

Do you fit in there okay?

It's not too... I got a pretty good suitcase.

Yeah. And when I was in there, I was hearing music.

And then, no.

no song no sound at all i was like i got caught and now i feel someone dropped me

on zip me i was like and then i see my friend they were like yeah mission

accomplished yeah that was crazy and then during the night we got like a tour

of the private things upstairs and i did everything i was

That's gonna stay in my head forever. Hey guys, I want to say seriously. This

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