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Not looking too bad today. She looks all right. She's beautiful.

She looks okay.

I think she's a fucking slut, though.

Really? Yeah. I've seen her flirting with the best man quite a lot.

It's not good. It's not good. I know.

I'm joking, though.

Hey, stop, dude. It's my fucking bathing day.

You're touching me all the time.

All the time. No, there's the people around.

Shh.

Check your hands, okay?

Oh, it's still glued.

It's still good.

There he is, there he is.

You all right? Yeah.

How's it going?

Of course, baby.

Having fun?

Yeah. God,

I wish you'd have made me breakfast this morning. I'm bloody starving and this

food's taking ages.

Well, I wish you'd shut up. We've got a fair bit open soon.

Oh, for God's sake.

Let's have everyone's attention, please.

I'd like to make a bit of a speech.

Here's one I made earlier.

But I'd just like to thank everyone for coming today.

All the family and friends.

Really proud of you, mate.

I'd rather not be here. I'm in here for the food.

I know, yeah.

In here for the drink.

The courgettes look nice.

And I'd just like to say a few bits about Olga.

She couldn't be kinder. She couldn't be more honest.

And, of course, sexy.

Right, guys? Yeah,

she's been trusted into our circular trust now.

And you're honoured.

She's honoured with that.

And, yeah, so I think we can be really good close friends.

Thanks again to everyone. Thanks to the bar staff.

Thanks to family and relatives again.

Everyone who's come. Sam, even though he's late.

Go on, mate, get a watch.

So, yeah.

From there, we'll go for a toast. So, everyone, raise a glass.

Thank you.

Congratulations.

Cheers.

This whole thing was a total fail.

So,

thank you everyone, and I've just got to say that she really has made me the

honest man that I am today.

So, how long do you think it's going to last?

Three years?

Three days.

Guys,

I forgot the wedding present. I need your help. Come on, we need to go and

get it. Jamie, and you.

I need another drink.

I just must go to the toilet, baby.

Oh, shit, my drink's run out, mate.

I'm just going to the bar. Do you want anything?

I'm all right, thanks, mate. No worries. Cheers.

Are we alone?

Yeah, we're not.

I know why Jamie's marrying you.

Shouldn't be doing this on your wedding day.

Yeah, put it back, put it back. Yeah.

Yeah,

fuck me.

We'll be careful. You can't make my wedding dress dirty.

No.

I hope we don't get caught.

But

lie

down, we're gonna fuck you.

It's my best suit.

Oh, be careful.

It's my wedding dress!

It's a wedding dress!

It's a bit harder than that mate.

You must be quick.

I think our wedding party will be soon back.

You will miss the first turns. Yeah? Yeah.

That's it, give the best man the best blowjob.

You gave me that other shit.

I don't want to cum on your dress, let's cum on your ass.

No, not my dress, no.

I'm on your ass, yeah? Yeah, please.

But be careful with my dress. Okay, I won't touch your dress.

Calm down.

Oh, are you ready?

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Mm.

Fucking hell. Nearly got your dress.

Oh.

Pull my dress down. We should go. Yeah, yeah, please. You'll get spunk on it.

Jamie won't be happy.

Let's do one.

Oh, it's been my absolute dream wedding.

I can't believe it.

No, it's been perfect. Thank you. It's been great.

So, I think dinner's coming soon. We need to get everyone outside for

pictures. Okay, let's get everyone.

So, if everyone could just make their way outside for the photos, please. Food

will be ready soon.

So, while they're all outside... We can have some fun.

Are you serious?

Out of your mind?

Deadly secrets. It's a fucking wedding day.

So why it's no wedding?

Oh, you're so silly. It's the day I give away my stepdaughter.

We can't do this. At least not today.

Of course we can.

No one's gonna know.

Keep this between you and me.

I just can't reject you.

Do you make my marriage stay with you?

Whatever you say.

Good answer. You are my princess step-daughter.

Good answer, step-daddy.

I love the way you gave him away.

He's very naughty.

Sucking my hot stepdad's cock on my wedding day.

You're an oldie girl.

On my groom's outside, not going.

Come on, stepdad, you've never been shy before.

Do you like me in my wedding dress on my knees sucking your cock?

I love you in your wedding dress or without your wedding dress.

You know you are my princess.

I love it when you call me your little princess.

I'd rather a naughty one.

Fuck my throat's dead bloody.

I don't want to hear that.

I love the fact that you have goosebumps when you are being throat fucked.

You are too well.

Making me cry again on my wedding day.

You don't mind, I think. Tears of happiness.

Let Daddy see your gorgeous body once more.

Always naughty for you step daddy.

Oh, I love that.

I love it when you take control.

Pussy.

Look at that.

Oh, sleep under the daddy's leg.

Oh,

stepdad's leg wants you.

I don't know what you're supposed to say.

You're stretching out that fucking little cunt.

Oh, yes, I fucking love it.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

this

is fucking...

Fuck you!

Oh, fuck you, I love it. Oh.

See that?

He has anything you want, stepdaddy.

He has

that fucking pussy. Good right round your fucking cock.

Mm-hmm.

Oh my god,

my ears are so fucking wet.

Show me your pussy

I'm

never

gonna forget this wedding day

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh,

yes.

You're fucking teasing me.

Yeah.

I love your lips, all of them.

Oh, it's just because you're a dirty fucker, aren't you, stepdaddy?

You know what, stepdaddy? I want you

to have spunk to my pussy.

So while he fucks me, it's got all your heart and spunk in there.

Yeah. Fucking dirty stuff.

Just to make it creamier for him.

What you do to me.

Oh,

the bride is really lucky.

Or maybe not.

Are you going to give me that?

Yes. Let's make it creamy for the bride.

This is my wedding present from you.

I'm gonna put my fucking wedding dress back on. It's gonna be dripping down my

fucking legs.

Oh, yes, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

best fucking wedding present ever

You know how the bride's looking beautiful today?

She's looking absolutely fantastic.

I bet you, for 50 quid, you'd come for the bride.

You bet me 50 quid? Yeah. You're going to lose, you know that?

Nah, I don't think so.

Tell you what, do it today, double or quits.

Come on, you see me on it.

I bet you can do it. Are you going to watch it?

You never know.

She's absolutely gorgeous.

She is. I think it's in the back. Look, she's just a dude who's been getting me.

She goes.

She knows. Yeah.

I'm up for that challenge. I like a bit of a challenge, you know that?

I thought it was up for a good challenge, yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to nip out for a smoke.

You're going to nip out for a smoke?

Yeah. You watch me.

When you come back, I'm in there.

I'll be inside there.

How you been, babes? It was a great evening, wasn't it? Oh, it was amazing,

yeah. I really enjoyed it.

I can't believe I'm married, though. Like, no more other men in my life.

That's the problem, isn't it?

Yeah. You know what, babes? They were too thirsty.

Do me a favour.

Help me out here. I'm just at the bed.

And he said, £50, if I can do it today.

Oh, really?

Yes, your last one. Your last time.

What do you think? We'll split the money then.

Split the money.

Okay, you're on.

Make sure no one's coming back in, because they've all gone up to get the

presents and set the other room out.

This will have to be quick, babe.

Give me your awesome.

I got it.

Make this good.

God,

that's nasty.

um

um

And there it is.

Fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's it.

Fucking make me cum in your face.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

You can get a big hot cock in there.

I think she fights when he comes back in here.

I think so.

Don't tell her we'll quit the map, okay?

Oh, yeah. Fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

yeah. Fuck.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh. Oh, yeah. That sounds fucking cheesy. Fucking cunt. Yeah?

Oh.

I don't know why I didn't say anything. Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Wow, fuck you.

on the first day, the marriage.

So you can pay me.

That's a nice one. You've got one now, isn't it?

Come on,

sit back on me. I want to be inside you.

When my friend comes in, he's going to be fucking surprised.

I told you in it.

What did I tell you?

I told you I was going to do it.

Top man.

Look, turn around so we can have a look at her.

Look at me, she smiles now. You see that?

I made her happy. Nice to meet you. I made her happy.

Look.

You can keep an eye out in case anyone's coming.

Loser.

Loser.

Fuck, yeah, that's it.

Fuck, yeah, you're going to cut it in half. Fucking come.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah,

fuck.

Yeah, that's it. Cuff me a hot, juicy fucking cup.

Fucking somebody else already.

Yeah. That's a good one.

I like girls like that.

I bet you do.

Oh,

yeah,

that's it. Come on, this is my last fucking fuck, so fuck me hard.

Yeah, that's it. If you ever need me, call me.

Okay. I'll be there for you.

If you ever need a dick.

Nice and slow.

I want to see it sliding in your pussy.

You don't move, baby. Just like that.

Look at me.

You can have a little laugh.

You don't move, baby.

Look.

My dick inside your pussy.

Slides in there like nothing.

So juicy.

That's what I call a party, isn't it?

Here comes the bride.

Yeah, that's it. I'm going to fucking cut him here.

It's all good

Yeah, you like that.

Hold on to that dress, baby. You don't fucking... She's gonna go in it, innit?

Yeah, fuck.

Yeah, fuck.

Oh, yeah, that's it. Fuck, fuck. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's it, baby. Cover me in a hot fucking cunt.

Yeah, that's it. You filthy fucking cunt.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You fucking love me. Don't give me juice when you're cold.

Oh! Oh!

Yeah, yeah Yeah

She squirts, it's too hard for her.

It's almost there. Ready?

You need to scratch it.

Are you?

It's another 100 quid.

Are you?

Sit down on the table.

Sit down on the table.

I'm just going to come like this.

Just come like that. Yeah, fuck.

I'm going to come all over the fucking pussy. That's what I'm going to do.

Oh, yeah.

Just lay down. Just lay down. So my friend can see something.

That's it.

Get this gun.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's it. You're going to make me fucking cum.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Fuck. Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's it. You're going to make me fucking cum.

Yeah. Fuck.

And now we'll have 50 quid to reach her.

Look at my step-brother. It's our wedding day and he's got a face like a

slapped arse.

What's wrong with him?

I don't know.

Look, babe, while you're here, I might go have a chat with him. Okay. See

what's up with him.

What's wrong

with

you? You know what's wrong with me.

Look, we can't do this anymore.

I'm married.

Plus, it was wrong in the first place. You're my stepbrother.

So if it was wrong back then, it's even worse now.

But... I don't know why.

I enjoyed it. You enjoyed it too.

I just don't want it to stop.

I think my husband would have something to say about it.

Well, he doesn't have to know, does he?

Are you honestly telling me to keep a secret from him?

Yeah, why not?

It's fun.

Come on.

You know you want to.

It doesn't have to hurt.

It's not like we haven't done it before.

It's my wedding day.

Yeah, for sociality. And you're looking fit in that dress. And you think I'm

walking around there looking at you like that.

You know all I want to do is just grab you.

I don't know.

Can't we just keep it...

Keep it up, tonight.

It doesn't matter now.

Okay, I guess. One more time. For old times' sakes.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Careful, don't get mucky though, I don't want to arouse suspicion.

Just put it down here.

I wish this would never stop.

Just enjoy it while you can.

Oh, trust me, I will.

I'm gonna miss it

I'm

sure you'll miss that even more

You know you're not supposed to. I'm going to be a good person.

Fuck you.

Yeah? Yeah.

Let me repay the favour first. Fuck you.

Let's get this out.

You're always nice and hard for me. Of course.

You've always made me.

That feels so good.

Do that to me.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh,

fuck yeah, that's good.

Oh, fuck yeah. You know how to do that.

Yes.

It's a really sad fucking day.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, shit.

You're gonna fucking miss this.

Oh my God.

Yeah, that's what we're gonna do.

Thank you.

It tastes like the juices of me.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh my god, I've wanted this all day.

It's definitely a bit of cooking. It certainly is

Oh god that feels so fucking good!

No, no, no.

You fucks are good.

You better make it a good one.

Oh my

god,

yes.

You're gonna fuck me from behind again.

I'll close that book.

Sepsis on a wedding day.

Watch myself get fucked in there.

I feel like passing out.

Oh my God, she has a fucking death.

Oh my God, she has a fucking death.

Oh my God, she has a death.

Spongebob.

Oh, shit.

Get up.

Ugh!

We're gonna get cleaned up now.

All these weddings are just pictures, pictures, pictures, more pictures.

It's doing my head in.

Have you seen this?

What's that?

Look.

Yeah, what's up with it?

What's up with it? Okay, right, there's no present.

No money?

No money in the card? Why are you coming to my wedding having the cheek to turn

up at my wedding and you won't even give me a fucking present?

Yeah, that's tight, innit?

This is doing my head in. All these people here today, it's just rude, isn't

it? It's me paying out for this stupid wedding and then they can't even give me

a present.

Well, if they haven't given you a present, I've got a present I can give

you.

You're not going to give me a drink first?

I've got something better than a drink for you.

Do you want it? Really?

Yeah. Oh, what's that?

Come on, I'll show you.

Oh, yeah.

You do realise that I'm a married woman?

But do you know what? I think, like, I've only got, like, 20 minutes because

everyone's downstairs before speeches.

So, do you know what? In 20 minutes, I think I could squeeze a quick drink out

of you.

That's a good present.

Do you ever hear of married women did it better?

I think it's a bit too drunk.

I like it when it's not that bad.

You might be dead.

I don't know if I can do it. Yes

I can.

Thank you.

If I ride your fucking cock.

No.

Ugh!