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Cough, cough, cough.

Hey, honey.

Hey, come on.

I'm talking about a guy's sleep.

Look at that.

Come on, knock it off.

It's too early in the morning.

Oh, Jesus, I can't even sleep around here.

What's the matter with you?

Come on, honey.

Make love to me.

You go make breakfast.

He never wants to make love to me

anymore.

Another notice on the phone bill.

Why don't you pay the phone bill?

If you take your notice out of those

dumb magazines, you'd have time to pay the

phone bill.

Look at all this crap.

Why don't you take care of the house

like other wives do?

Don't sit around all day watching your soap

operas and reading your goddamn crime magazines.

Go make breakfast, would you?

Oh!

Knock it off.

Where's my robe, honey?

Do you know what I did with my

robe?

Where'd I find it?

You were standing on it, dummy.

Oh.

Okay, I'll go make you breakfast, okay?

Thanks.

Baby, you really turned me on.

You got me so hot.

I've waited so long for this moment.

Please let me in you.

I can't wait any longer.

It's getting late.

We better stop.

My wife will be home.

If she catches us, she'll kill me.

You think I can stop now?

I've been hot for you for two years.

Why didn't you let me know?

Why didn't you say something?

She'll be home.

I know she will.

You don't know her the way I do.

Just relax.

Lay back and enjoy it.

I know her too well.

She'll be here.

You know her too well.

You seem to forget she's only your wife.

She's my sister.

She won't be back to the luncheon for

a couple of hours yet.

Just lay back.

Relax.

Hey, would you hurry up with that breakfast?

I got a business appointment pretty soon.

Hold your horses!

When are

you going to learn to cook?

Why don't you learn to cook?

What is the matter with you?

The place is always a mess.

The food is always rotten.

Why don't you do something to make the

place nice and to make the food taste

better?

Why don't you stay home once in a

while and it might help?

Stay home?

Who wants to stay home with a wife

that looks like you?

You're always dressing so ratty and you're always

so sloppy.

Why do you always have to be so

sloppy?

Why don't you go out of your way

a little bit?

I'm going home to my mother.

I don't have to listen to all of

that.

Wait, wait, wait.

Come here, come here.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to make you cry.

Listen, honey.

I'll tell you what.

Look.

Here, stop crying.

Here's some money.

Go to the beauty shop today, all right?

I want you to get all gussied up

and look really nice.

And tonight we'll be all alone together just

like the old times, okay?

Oh, wait a minute.

Hey, we're invited to Eva's tonight for dinner.

So I'll meet you at Eva's, okay?

You don't want me to pick you up?

No, I got clothes at the office and

I'll meet you there.

I want to cook you a nice dinner.

Yeah, well, you can cook me a nice

dinner tomorrow night, all right?

Tonight we're invited to Eva's, so I'll meet

you there, okay?

I promise, honey.

Yeah.

Okay, I'll see you later.

I got to go to work.

Okay.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Hi, honey.

He just left.

Come on over.

I want to see you.

I'll leave the back door open.

Let me

try another way, baby.

Just relax.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, you

scared me.

Don't you ever get tired of reading these

stupid detective magazines?

No.

I like them.

Comfortable here, eh?

Hey, you sure it's okay for me to

visit you like this?

Sure.

The old man ain't going to come home.

We had a fight this morning.

Oh, yeah?

What about it?

No.

He said I looked frowzy.

He said I read too much.

He said I never took care of anything.

He called me dumb.

He's carrying on like a silly man.

He just doesn't appreciate you like I do,

babe.

Mm-mm.

Well, he gave me some money to go

to the hairdresser's this afternoon.

Mm, that's good.

After I threatened to go home to Mother.

Hey, you know, that wouldn't be a bad

idea.

What?

I mean, I'd go home to Mother.

You'd come visit me, hmm?

You'd give me my mother?

Mm-hmm.

I'll get comfortable, okay?

Get rid of those fucking books.

God.

Come on, get rid of them books.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, you're going to be imagining all kinds

of things.

No, I'm not.

Oh, my God, look at the blur in

that picture.

Speaking about the blur, you sure your man

ain't going to appear here all of a

sudden?

No, he's not, he's not, he's not.

He's at work.

What's he going to come back for?

He's mad at me.

I'm so shook up.

What are you shook up about?

Come on, calm me down a little bit.

Come here.

Oh.

I feel like a little boy again.

Yeah, you're a man who doesn't appreciate you.

I know, but I have you.

You know it, you know it.

I have you.

What is that?

I don't know.

You sure that ain't your man?

Oh, what's that noise?

You sure that ain't your man?

Huh?

No, it couldn't be him.

Unless it was a cat.

He doesn't own a gun, does he?

He doesn't have a gun, it's a cat.

It's just a cat.

Probably.

I don't know.

Man.

You hear about things happening all the time,

huh?

I know, I read all these magazines.

You should hear what they do.

Right.

No, not you.

You're safe.

I'll, I'll protect you.

Are you going to protect me?

Sure, because he's not coming home and I'm

not worried.

You get on top, I don't want to

be...

Ow!

Ow!

I don't want to be cowering my back

to the door.

That's just not good.

You home?

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

I'm

going

to get you out of here, you hear

me?

Oh, oh...

So good.

I put the alcohol right on your chest.

Good.

Good.

Oh, let

me have all of you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You got that queer son-of-a-bitch

right.

Should have cut off his cock while you

were at it.

Okay, okay.

Nick, Nick, start with the blood.

Marshall, go get the coffin from the kitchen.

Sure, sis, but first the money.

I won't do anything else without the money,

okay?

Sure, kid.

You did a good job.

At least he died happy, and from the

looks of him, you enjoyed it, too.

Hey.

Hey, later with that stuff, would ya?

Now come on, I'm not gonna risk everything

for a quick fuck.

Now we gotta get this body the hell

outta here, and we got a lot more

work to do before the day's over, so

leave me alone, would ya?

Is that any way to treat a widow?

Widows need love, attention, fucking.

Especially Widow Blue, that queer prick Jerry didn't

give me a good lay for two years.

And this widow isn't gonna put off her

victory celebration for one more damned minute.

So let's get it on, sweetheart.

Hey, hey, give me, give me off of

him.

Wait, no, let me off of him.

Give me, let me off.

Don't worry about him, he's dead.

Cut it out.

Dead, dead, dead.

Gee, give me off of him.

Wait a minute, let me off of him.

Come on, let me off of him.

What are you doing, you crazy?

You know it's true, too.

He's dead.

Dead, dead, dead.

Oh, oh, oh, Jesus.

Give up.

Oh, great Scott, whoops.

What's the matter?

Who do you think we killed him for

anyway, dearest?

Money is one thing, but to talk like

that is a little pretty cruel.

Okay, okay, you're talking me into it.

Come on.

Okay, I'll have to take this over with,

so I'll never get a moment's peace.

Well, take your boots off.

Oh, my goodness.

You're holding my husband's dead body.

Cut it out.

You love it.

We both do.

At least enough to kill for it.

He's got his blood on the end of

his nose.

I wouldn't talk, look at this.

Jesus.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Hmm, Jerry Blue got his, now Widow Blue

gets hers.

Put it in, darling.

Put it in, darling.

Put it in.

Hey what are you doing?

Cut that out, Wid.

Cut, come here.

Jesus.

Poor old prick.

If he couldn't get it up when he

was alive, I guess he won't when he's

dead either.

At least I've got you now.

You said it, baby.

You've got to make up for all those

years of poor, widowed, deprived.

You've got a man now.

Oh, no.

The cough is killing my knees.

All right, well, turn over already.

You can get comfortable.

It's much better.

It looks like you're enjoying it now.

All right, so we do enjoy it.

Good.

Keep going, baby.

Come on.

Come on, baby brother.

Look down here so I can see.

Look down here.

Oh.

Move over this way.

I want to watch.

There you go.

Good.

Good.

All right.

Eat that stuff, baby.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I think I'm gonna come right now.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Go ahead.

Oh, baby.

It's okay.

No more kids.

Yeah, they're better than the batter.

They're better than both of them put together.

Okay, let's get this coffin out of here.

It's about time.

There's enough talking around.

Well, I'll carry it.

Well, I'll carry it.

I'll get my clothes on.

That's a good idea.

This is really getting heavy, man.

Sit it down for a minute.

Come on.

Let's get it on the road and get

it over with.

Eva, Jerry.

We caught you doing something naughty in the

middle of the day, huh?

I guess the honeymoon's not over.

Hey, come on, open up.

Let us in.

Hi, Eva.

Hi.

We were just in the neighborhood and thought

we'd stop by.

We saw both the cars in the driveway.

I hope we're not interrupting anything.

Well, we were just leaving.

Jerry isn't home.

Oh.

What's the matter, Eva?

You look sort of strange.

Nothing at all.

This is my brother Marshall and one of

his friends.

Hi there.

Well, if you're not going to invite us

in, I'll just call Jerry later, all right?

No.

He won't be around, you see.

He's been called to New York on an

emergency and, well, he just won't be around

for a while.

Well, is it okay if I use your

phone to call the office to let them

know where I'm at?

Sure.

Come on in.

I'm sorry, but we are just leaving.

Oh, we'll hurry.

All right?

Okay.

Oh, my God, Eva, a coffin.

Lisa, that's just something that Jerry picked up

at a sale.

He's going to make a table out of

it.

Oh, I'd like to see the inside of

it.

Here.

Let me take you into the kitchen.

Now, let's have a beer together and you

can use the phone in there.

Oh, okay, I'll just think.

Hey, let's get this damn thing out of

here.

Come on.

Hold on to me.

Oh, they

took it out.

Well, I was dying to see the inside

of it.

Well, you can see it when it's refinished.

Where are you going now?

Oh, just over to my mother's.

Why?

Well, because we're going over to the swing

club tonight.

And now that you're a widow, we thought

you'd like to come along.

A widow?

What do you mean by that?

Well, you know, a grass widow, a woman

whose husband is out of town for a

few days.

You've heard that expression before, haven't you?

No.

I guess not.

Oh, look, here's Marshall and Nick.

Well, what about the club?

Oh, well, listen, you know Jerry would kill

me if I ever did anything like that.

Even if I just watched.

Well, look, we're all 21 and responsible citizens,

right?

Let's just take off our clothes and get

it on right here.

We really don't have time right now.

No, I promised Mother.

Besides, I've never done anything like that.

Well, there's always a first time, you know.

Well, really, really, there's no time.

No time like the present.

Come on, what's wrong with you people?

Come on, let's get it on.

Move the table.

What the hell?

Come on, Eva, get, join in.

Well...

What can we do?

Well, uh...

Well, first you can scoot over and give

us a little bit of room.

I mean, you know, since we're the guests,

the least you can do is let us

have the couch.

Uh...

We'll show these squares how it's done, honey,

and then they won't be able to stay

away from the club.

Right.

Yeah, you show us.

Go ahead.

You look like old clothes to me.

You look like amateurs to me.

I'm pretty amateurs.

What's this?

We're slow, but we know how to do

it in the club world.

We really don't have time.

I think you need lessons in taking clothes

off.

Come on, honey.

Stand right there and scoot.

I guess they really do know what they're

doing, man.

Wow, you guys are really turning me on.

I think we all ought to join.

Hey, man, why don't you let me get

in on some of this?

I can't get in on this.

That's the way it is.

Well, everybody can get in on this.

Come on.

Come on, you better let me in on

this.

It's too much for me to take.

You can't do that, John.

He's just a friend of the family.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What's this stuff?

Somebody's school.

Whoa.

Make a big pile out of this.

Who's got piles?

He just broke my leg.

Don't break her head.

That's a hummer.

Don't try with a mouthful.

Somebody took my toe.

Hey, let's get into a round robber.

Yeah, yeah.

Come on, put you over here.

Good idea.

You'll be able to find some, you know.

That's right, everybody turn everybody on.

Here we go.

Let me get up here.

Oh, that's gross.

Oh, dear me.

I'm coming.

Oh.

Boy, I'm sure glad your friend finally left.

Me too.

Look, are you okay?

You still want to go through with this?

Listen, baby, I'm okay.

You just worry about you.

Well, I'm okay.

How about your brother, you know?

You think he's okay too?

Listen, he's made it this far.

He'll make it the rest of the way,

and it's almost over.

And then, Rio, here we come.

I just want to lay in the sun

all day and make love to you all

night.

You know I can never get enough of

you.

And now we won't have to worry about

Jerry catching us all the time.

We can make love whenever we want.

All that money.

There's the lift.

Hi.

Come on in.

Hi.

Well, hi, honey.

It's cold.

What would you like to drink?

How about a glass of wine?

Okay.

Dinner will be ready in just a few

minutes.

Okay.

I missed you today.

Hey.

What?

Come on.

Listen, I've just had a call.

I'm terribly sorry, but my mother's ill, and

I'll have to be gone for about 30

minutes.

But I'll be right back.

Enjoy yourselves.

Okay.

Bye-bye.

All right, put this down.

I'm crying.

All right.

Come on.

Oh, soon we'll be back for a half

hour.

Come on.

No, come on.

We've got time for a quickie.

Come on with me.

Come on.

You're terrible.

Come on.

I really don't think we're going to have

enough time.

Oh, sure we will.

Come on, baby.

She should be back soon.

No, she won't.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Darling.

Like you said, we don't have much time.

Still.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

Do you

want me to get out?

Sure.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Keep going, keep going, that's it, don't stop,

keep going, yeah, keep going, baby, go ahead.

Oh, my

God, I must have fallen asleep, I don't

feel weight, Terry must have come home, I

guess he took a nap, at least he

would have woken me up, oh, what a

nightmare, I guess I

better fix something for dinner.