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-Be careful. -Yes, be careful.

Oh, no, it didn't work.

-Right, it didn't. -What kind of firecracker is this?

It's a flawed firecracker.

Hey, you shouldn't play with those!

Please don't take my firecracker.

Sir, no!

-This is dangerous for children. -Sir, no!

-Give it to me. -Don't take it away!

-You'll hurt yourself. -I bought it myself!

-Please, sir! -No!

-It'll be a waste, sir. -Are you hiding it?

-No! -Please give it back, sir!

-We're not hiding anything. -Give it back, sir.

-Hooray! -Hooray!

Doing good doesn't mean it's safe.

Eat that!

How dare you?

Look, this weapon is the legacy of Matraman.

Do you see that?

There's a rabbit!

What? Where?

There.

No, let me.

You kind of suck at this. You already gave up after one shot.

Now that's what I call a bull's-eye.

You were spot on.

At least you hit the balls.

I am doomed.

Today isn't a good day.

There are no bulls, not even chickens.

Look!

Shoot it!

Shoot!

-Come on, shoot! -Okay!

Mine is broken. Here you go.

That hurts.

Where is it?

There's only one bullet. Let's play.

Oh, no, it's stuck.

Oh, no!

Oh, no. He's dead.

Yes, he's dead! Dead!

Leave that man alone.

Why are you trying to hug him? Am I not enough for you?

This poor guy.

Help!

Whoever is out there, help!

Nobody understands that here.

-Help! -Help!

-Help! -Help!

Help!

Help.

Where have you guys been? We've been shouting forever.

Sir, I don't even know if I can help. I was almost raped by an orangutan.

Fortunately, I said I was the chief's daughter, so the orangutan left.

Let's take him to the village.

Let's get moving.

Be careful.

Hold his leg.

-Please, help yourself. -Thanks.

We don't have a lot because we're too far from the market.

This is more than enough, sir.

As part of the younger generation…

You boys should take part in conserving nature.

-Yes. -Here. Have some fish.

Meti cooked all of this.

Sorry if it tastes bad.

I'm not experienced enough.

I'm sure Meti tastes delicious, ma'am.

What do you mean delicious?

We hunt just for recreation, sir.

Yes, I understand.

But there are better things to do.

Don't mess up the system of our village.

Right.

What kind of system do you mean?

Well, as you can see…

There aren't a lot of men here.

People like me must be protected.

Now you're being too much.

One of the rules here…

If you get caught having a date past midnight, you will be married.

It's a very prominent habit in our village.

Yes, very prominent.

And the women here…

Have great responsibility.

Yes, it's great.

Oh, no, chili again.

Why are you only eating that?

Yes, you must really love chili, don't you?

It's to make me speak better.

Like my bird.

Does your bird love chili?

I mean my cucak rawa.

Figures.

-Eat that! -Galangal!

Where are you going?

Are you going to a wedding in that suit?

I'm going to go hang out.

Grandma?

I need to go pee.

-Should I come with you? -There's no need to.

I can go myself.

Be careful, don't get kidnapped.

Oh, gosh.

That was close.

Oh, gosh.

Are you done?

Yes.

Dono.

What?

I need matches.

It's in the pocket.

Where are you going now?

I need to pee.

You keep peeing just because there are boys from the city.

I'm going to flirt with guys, too.

Bring me some.

What a brave grandma.

-Let's go. -Hey!

-Careful! Let's go outside. -Let's go.

Dono.

-Are you married? -No.

-Do you have a girlfriend? -No.

Dono…

Would you marry me?

Marry?

Of course, yes!

Are you strong enough?

I can go for five rounds.

Rounds?

What do you mean rounds?

Like boxing.

You want to go boxing?

If you're strong enough, my dad would be delighted.

He owns a lot of land.

Am I being hired to work?

If you're strong enough, my dad will give us a part of his land.

-How does that sound? -Great!

Stay still.

Steady.

Gosh! My head!

Does it hurt?

It hurts so bad.

Let me try and make it better.

-That hurts. -Are you ticklish?

That hurts.

People say that ticklish men are good lovers.

-You're such a flirt! -It's not ticklish.

It hurts!

Really? I'm massaging you.

This is choking, not massaging!

What is that sound?

Let's find out.

Where is it?

-Please stop. People will see us. -No one is going to find out.

-Ms. Meti? -Ms. Meti.

Oh, no.

-Good evening, ma'am. -Evening.

You have broken the rules of our village.

As a result, the two of you will be married.

What? Married? Gosh.

We were just horsing around. Do we really have to?

Those are the wedding vows that we have made.

Those are the wedding vows that we have made.

Without any coercion from any party.

Done.

Raden Mas Andro Ponirin.

Sarah Mangunsong.

You may have a seat.

Next couple.

Sir, we need to put this on hold because one groom is missing.

It happens to be the groom from the chief's daughter.

That's true.

What do we do?

It's fine.

I think Dono is still at home.

He might be having a hard time choosing what to wear.

You know, since he's from the city.

This is so disrespectful of him.

I know. He keeps wanting to get married.

Now that we're here, he's refusing. What a jerk.

Security, I need you to go and fetch Dono.

Oh, no.

Why do I have to get married?

My life isn't done yet.

Gosh, my head hurts!

Why is he talking to himself?

He has probably lost his mind.

Yes, that must be it.

My mind? I'm crazy?

I'm crazy!

Whatever. Let's just take him to the event.

Bye!

Mr. Dono.

You are expected to attend the wedding ceremony with Meti.

-But I don't want to go to school! -Come with us!

This man is crazy!

Hey, don't pull my pants!

What happened to Dono?

Nothing. He's just acting!

MEETING HALL NOTBAD VILLAGE

This is embarrassing!

Sir.

Sir, Mr. Dono has lost his mind.

Sir, I am hungry.

If so,

put him in a cell.

-I'm doomed! -Hey!

Hey, where is he going? Help!

Come on!

-It's a trap. -Let's jump.

-Jump. -Okay.

Gosh! Help!

Help!

It's such a sight to see, isn't it?

Please stop!

Jackass!

The man is jamming to music and only the women are working.

Can I help you, miss?

-Of course. -Nice.

Help me up.

Driver, let's go.

BLOOD AND ENERGY BOOSTER

That's Dono! Hey!

Stop fooling around!

Stop!

Miss, why are you so pretty? Why are you working here?

Come and leave this place with me.

Why are you such a flirt?

People are looking.

Gosh.

Gosh. Look at him.

He escaped the wedding, and now he's with other women.

If there was a goat wearing makeup, he'd go for that too!

You're so beautiful.

Where do you study?

At Inpres Market University.

Stop it!

And this one…

Oh, no!

-Stop! Someone fell off! -Someone fell off!

Gosh. Stop!

What did you do to him?

It was an accident.

-Is he alive? -I have no idea.

-Oh, no! -What?

-Let's go! -Yes.

I don't know how we should tell Dono's family.

That's not what I'm worried about.

If he dies, who will pay all his debt?

EMERGENCY

-Where are we headed? -Somewhere worse.

OPERATION ROOM

Oh, going straight?

-Nurse! -Oh, dear!

Oh, no!

No!

-What do we do? -He's running away, Indro!

-Nurse! -What do we do?

No, he's turning!

-He is turned! -Damn.

-How? -Thank god he turned.

After him!

-Catch him! -Help!

-Open your eyes! -What should we do?

-Help! -Wait!

-Why is it so far? -It's moving so fast.

-Don! -Gosh.

On its own.

The morgue?

MORGUE

I don't belong here.

You fools.

I don't understand either. But…

Why did he jump out of the car?

He should have jumped off a plane. That's much cooler.

Now we need to pay for his medical expenses.

I see potential prey over there. I've got to go.

Okay.

Take care, Kas.

To the left. Like this.

Yes, beautiful.

-Hold your pose. This is a test. -Okay.

Now let me use the good camera.

Smile!

Can you take a photo of us too?

Where should I take it?

-Let's go inside. -All right.

Let's go.

Hang on.

When playing a piano, you should press the keys, not the cover.

Right. Beautiful.

Okay.

Okay, pose.

Smile.

One more time.

Change your angle.

This sofa looks nice.

-Can I hold flowers? -Of course!

You can hold flowers, you can hold blankets if you want.

Put it in front of your chest. Right.

Two people would look good.

Sir! Come over here.

You look like owners of a mansion.

Right, pull down your pants a little bit.

There's no flooding here.

-Let me comb my hair. -Of course.

Careful with the dandruff.

Hug each other. Perfect. Smile. Look at each other.

Beautiful.

One more.

And that's a wrap.

The photos will be printed tomorrow.

For these ones, you can pay up now.

Can I pay later at the end of the month?

-What? -Me too, I need to receive my paycheck.

I've worked so hard and I'm not getting paid.

You're already pretty…

but even grandmothers would use our product…

to look like a teenager. Only if you see them through a telescope.

Just try it.

Do you think this will look good on me?

Of course, especially with the powder.

Your acne won't show, only if they're healed.

See? You've changed.

Are you serious?

Gosh. Do you think I'm lying?

-This is tough. -Why?

If I look this pretty, the lady of the house would be jealous.

Especially because the man of the house is still young.

See, your father would even consider you pretty.

I mean, I'm just a housemaid here.

Shoot.

Well, you can wear makeup when it's your day off.

Or when you're on a date.

-I don't have a boyfriend. -I see.

Do you want to be my boyfriend?

Find someone else, not me.

-Excuse me. -Sir?

Stop calling me, please.

I thought she was the owner.

It turns out she's just the assistant of the house.

The housemaid.

Look, it's a massage parlor. You should go inside, Dro.

I'm not selling towels.

Now that's a tiger.

Are you blind? Why would you call a pretty girl a tiger?

Well, I mean she's fierce and beautiful.

-I'll sell makeup, you take pictures. -Done.

-Excuse me. -Excuse me.

I'd like to sell you some makeup that can make you even prettier,

like Brooke Shields.

When you're glammed up, we'll take pictures.

-What? Yes. -Pictures.

Okay.

Right, let me show you.

Dro, that's underwear!

Who does this belong to?

Anyway. Here's a lipstick.

It's perfect for your beautiful thin lips.

When you're dolled up let's take pictures.

Hang on, she's still browsing.

Wouldn't it look too much?

Not too much, just right.

Careful, don't swallow it.

Hey, hold on a sec.

Actresses must do their makeup before shoots.

Actress? Oh, right.

You are as pretty as an actress.

The photographer is posing. Watch your hip.

And now he's up. Try with no hands, Kas.

Just like that. A little tilt.

Good. We're almost done here.

Gosh, Wike.

Why aren't you inside?

Who are these young men?

I'm a professional photographer, ma'am.

I'm a cosmetic sales manager.

My employees are going around the neighborhood.

So I stopped by.

Sorry, my dears.

Wike, my daughter, is sick.

She is mentally ill.

Hey, you, don't you dare flirt with my boyfriend.

Stay away!

Why did you rub salt onto my wound?

Everybody be quiet!

I'm the only one allowed to laugh.

Wike, sweet child, give me the knife.

Let me borrow it.

Come here, let me borrow it.

This is not a knife, you fool. It's a marker.

Yan, you should come over here, don't stand too close to that skinny lady.

A marker?

Yan, are you forgetting your own name?

Doctor, please help.

Right.

Wike, sweetie.

Let me borrow the marker.

You like candies, don't you? I have some for you.

What am I, a child?

We're going to the beach.

Then I will write "I love you" on Yan's back with this marker.

Let's go.

Wike! Where are you going?

Shut up.

Wike! Doctor…

Gosh, Wike!

Doctor. Wike is running away.

Where is she going?

Where is she going?

-Wait! -Wike!

-Ma'am, do you have another car? -No!

-Let's just run after them! -Let's use that!

-Let's go! -Come on!

Sir, I have to borrow this for a while!

Doctor, hurry, let's just use a shortcut.

Turn right!

No!

-We're doomed. -Silence.

Red light. Stop.

-Stop. -You should stop.

Look, there's a baby!

Look out!

Hey, watch out!

Sir!

What?

The baby caught up with us?

Where are we going?

We're taking a shortcut.

Doctor! There's a train!

-Relax, ma'am. -A train!

It's just a train.

Doctor, look out, the train!

Doctor!

Please don't.

Don't.

-Is that the same baby? -Yes.

Sir, please hold that carriage!

Sir, catch!

There, there, sweet child. Don't cry.

Oh, sweetheart.

Come here, sweet child.

-Sir, please. -There, there.

That's my baby!

-Is it? -It is.

-Are you sure? -Yes!

Here you go.

Just a little bit, but thank you.

Just five hundred.

Pretending to be blind.

Turn left, Doctor.

-Left. -Left?

-Hurry, let's go. -Then…

You should hold your breath.

-Close your eyes. -Why?

Doctor? What's happening?

What's going on? Doctor?

What's happening?

What is going on? Why is the bajaj like this?

Don't worry, ma'am.

-Don't worry? -Just pray that we will survive.

What's happening to the bajaj?

Doctor! Oh, gosh.

-What is… -I am used to this.

-Calm down. -It's scary, Doc!

-Doc! -It's fine.

Doc, look, it's the car.

-Hurry, Wike is up there. -Okay.

Hurry! Gosh.

Wike!

Doctor.

Wike, come down, honey!

Wike.

Doctor, what about Wike?

Wike!

-Tell her to come down. -Wike.

-Quickly, tell her to come down. -Wike, come down.

-What about us? -Wike!

This is your mother.

-Wike. -Your mother is here for you.

-Come down, Wike. -Come down, honey.

Mama, I'm going to jump!

-No! -Hey, don't!

-I don't want to get a shot. -No.

Don't be afraid, it won't hurt.

You can choose where to get the shot. The top is fine. The bottom is fine.

-Not the bottom! -Come on, you will feel better.

I already got a hundred shots, but I'm not feeling better.

-You will now. -I don't want to.

No!

-I don't want to! -What is wrong with him?

What is wrong with this man?

Gosh.

What a jerk.

Here. The patient is being a pain in the ass.

Are you unconscious, sir?

Yes.

Let me help you.

Not bad.

Hang on.

Please don't. I usually give the shots, not get them.

It's all right. Calm down.

Relax.

Turn around. I need to see your bruise.

Sorry, but pull this down a bit.

Now hang in there.

Nice.

There you go.

How is it?

Done.

-What's done? -The shot.

Really? Oh, gosh!

Getting a shot doesn't hurt.

The top is fine.

The bottom is fine.

Now get some rest.

You need to help us.

The longer Dono stays in the hospital,

the more money we'll need.

That's right. We don't know what else to do now.

We still don't have enough.

Please give us a job.

Well…

I do have something for you.

-What is it? -But…

-It doesn't pay much. -That's okay.

-But there are a lot of benefits. -That's better.

-Do you want it? -What is it?

-Do you? -Yes.

-Really? -Really.

There.

What the heck?

All right, now I'm being serious.

I have to do something.

I'm interviewing a businessman from the Netherlands,

but he's of Indonesian descent.

I heard that he will be arriving tomorrow

and staying at the Istana Anggrek Hotel, room 332.

You guys can take the money.

-Deal? -Deal.

-Deal. Sounds great. -Yes.

Don't wait for me. You should drive around for customers.

You're pretty smart.

Later, when you're done, just grab a taxi, okay?

Sure, I'll catch a submarine.

-Good luck. -Yes.

Oh, a foreigner.

I'm going to hit you.

An executive taxi.

Are you lying?

Oh, can you speak fluently? No, I'm not lying.

Please, come in.

Thank you.

As for the fee, don't think about it.

Pay up, you're fine. Don't pay, you're bad.

Who is it?

Are you a reporter?

Come in. The door's not locked.

It's a lady.

Excuse me.

My dad didn't arrive yesterday.

-He probably will tomorrow. -Oh, so Mr. Van Hallen is your father?

Correct.

Oh, I have an idea. Miss…

My name is Susi.

Ms. Susi, why don't I just interview you?

What are you going to ask about me?

Oh, a lot, but first let me take some pictures, okay?

Can you stand up?

Help me with this.

Right, a little tilt.

Hang on.

It's stuck. Just a second.

Oh, dear!

Sir?

Sir?

Sir?

Sir.

Dang, he just ate petai.

Jerk.

If my breath stinks because of petai, that's fine.

Her breath stinks even if she didn't eat petai.

One kilo of grapes, please.

Yes, sir.

-Here you go. -Don't forget the money.

-Thanks! -Hey! Thief! Asshole!

-What a thief! -Robber!

Hey, you're a bad person.

Why didn't you pay for the fruit?

Well, you haven't paid me yet. Later when you do, I will pay them back.

-Turn around. -Okay.

Where's the money?

I will pay for everything,

but first give me two baskets of apples and put it in the trunk.

Open the trunk.

Don't get out of the car and keep the engine running.

Now go!

Hey! Thieves!

-Both of them are thieves! -Find them!

Scammers.

License and registration please.

Sir, they are scammers.

They bought fruits without paying.

-Get out! -I want to pay, but she…

Turn around!

There's nothing on me.

There is a knife.

Pull up your skirt, please.

Oh, dear.

What a pretty terrorist.

Hairy, too.

Because there is evidence, please come with me.

M, E, N, gosh.

T, A, L.

PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL

Got you!

LABORATORY

AUSTRALIAN HORSE'S SPERM ELEPHANT MEDICINE

What a flirt.

There's a patient that needs to undergo surgery.

-Nurse! -Help!

Excuse me, please help!

Gosh.

That's why you should behave!

Thank you.

-No problem. -See you.

Now stay still and sit down.

Now, undress.

Yes!

When you have taken everything off, lie down here.

Wait a minute, I need to find the staff.

I am afraid you have AIDS.

I'm not homosexual. That's impossible!

Yes, but we need to check everything. Undress and lie down please.

Let me give you a shot.

What?

Oh, no!

Gosh.

Wait!

-They look insane. -Yes.

Doc, don't give the shot here!

This man is insane!

Don't do it to me, do it to this man! He is already dying.

-What are you saying? -Where are you going?

Just go under.

Figures.

WOMEN

Is that man illiterate or insane?

I'm sorry, ma'am!

Oh, god. No, doctor, please.

-It's time for a shot. -No!

-The top is fine. The bottom is fine. -Please.

Don't.

-Come here. -Don't.

Just a little bit.

Gosh, he's running away again.

Where do I go now?

Hooray!

He missed?

Watch out.

I'll get you.

Where are you going?

Where can you go now?

I will make it this time, you won't be able to run.

Oh, no, he slept.

MENTAL ILLNESS TREATMENT ROOM

-Good morning, Doctor. -Good evening, Doctor.

Breaker, can you hear me?

It's gone!

Let's brush your teeth.

And it's gone!

Mrs. Yanti, when are you getting discharged?

-In a week. -Same with me, then.

Yes.

How do you feel?

Not bad.

Now take off your clothes.

Why should I? Only my foot hurts.

Yes, but all illness starts from the chest,

the stomach, and everywhere else.

What?

My body doesn't hurt. My foot does.

I know, but it starts from the heart,

to your stomach, and then down your leg to your foot.

Gosh, Don. You're not getting better.

Instead you're getting worse. You look like a mummy.

It's okay. There's a silver lining.

I like it here. My girlfriend is a nurse.

She's gorgeous.

What? A girlfriend? What the hell?

We've been trying to get money to pay for your expenses

and you're just happily dating here?

You fool.

If my girlfriend worked in a hotel, I wouldn't stay at the hotel.

I've got to go pee.

Indro has a girlfriend?

That's what he says.

I have her photo. Here it is.

The sun is setting.

Kas, let's go home.

I've got to go.

Get well soon, Don.

That's a bit harsh, giving me hard fruits when I can only eat porridge.

I'm hurt!

-How long have you been here? -Ten days.

-Ten days? -Yes.

That's a long time. Is the wound really bad?

Yes, it's pretty bad.

But it's okay. I'll keep you company.

So it burns?

Yes, correct.

-Get well soon, sir. -Excuse me?

Ghost!

It's a ghost! Help!

Leave me alone!

Help! Don't kill me!

Help!

-I still want to live. -Don't be scared.

I just need to borrow some money to get home.

I'll pay you back next week.

Just take it, under the pillow. There's no need to pay me back.

What a mess. And you're still hoping to survive?

Thanks for the cash.

What a world we live in. Ghosts look for money now.

GENERAL HOSPITAL

Excuse me.

A ghost!

Sir!

Sir!

Fine, I'll do it myself.

Was he in need of money?

Why am I singing dangdut? I'll just sing "Christie."

"Christie" is a good song.

Kas, are you singing or sleeping?

Kas!

Don? Are you out of your mind?

Why are you home?

My heart hurts more than my body. Where is Indro?

I think he's at the disco with his girlfriend.

-With Susi? -Yes.

How could he take my girlfriend from me?

Tell him he stabbed me in the back.

So the girlfriend that you mentioned was Susi?

Yes, she's my nurse. Indro could have never met her at a hotel.

Nurses don't do that.

Calm down, Don. You're sick.

No, I'm healed. I've been pretending so I can stay longer at the hospital.

Now I want to play a fair game.

Will you help me?

Of course. That's what friends are for.

NURSES DORMITORY

My bra strap keeps showing.

Go and ring the bell.

You do it.

You!

You know Susi better.

Who are you looking for?

We don't accept guests at night.

I am Susi's auntie from Solo. We have a family emergency.

I need to talk to her in private, just for a while.

Does she really have an aunt from Solo?

Why not? Susi is of Hungarian descent.

Her father is from Hong Kong, and her mother is from Minaria.

I mean, Bulgaria.

There are ten of us.

Six brothers, three sisters, and a bajaj.

All right, come in.

-Wait here. -Thank you.

-Susi. -Yes, ma'am?

Someone's looking for you.

Tell them not to visit so late at night.

Yes, ma'am.

Who are you?

It's me, I need to talk to you.

Yes, it's important.

-Oh, Dono? -Yes!

-Who is this? -My assistant.

Endang Triwahyuni.

Just say your name is Kasino.

-Let's go to my room. -Okay!

-Let's go! -Let's go!

Don, if you're going, I'm going.

Why are you both here so late?

-Did you run away from the hospital? -Susi.

-Don't take too long. -Yes, ma'am.

I will just take a moment.

Please.

So?

Well…

Dono is sick again.

His illness is that he misses you so much.

I am okay now.

Listen, Susi.

There's a rock and roll festival tomorrow night.

Would you come with me?

I don't know.

It's hard to get permission from the lady.

Just say that your aunt got in an accident.

Yes, tell her that your aunt's car hit a train, and that she is wounded.

She lost a leg.

Yes, she lost a leg.

-Susi. -Look.

Just a second, ma'am.

What do I do?

Just come with me.

Susi?

All right then.

I think that's enough.

If you want to stay longer, come on Sundays.

Yes, ma'am.

Are you a man?

Yes, ma'am.

Hey, men aren't allowed here.

No, I am a woman, look at my boobs.

-Leave now. -Okay!

Leave!

What are you doing? Stop staring at photos all the time.

Do you want me to rip them all?

What's the matter?

This woman could potentially ruin our friendship.

Do you like her too?

Not me, but Dono.

Really?

Yes, Dono. The nurse that Dono loved was her. Susi.

She promised Dono she'll go to the festival tonight.

Seriously?

If you don't believe me, come see for yourself.

Now we're all against each other.

RESEARCH LABORATORY

Hey.

Hey, In.

This lab is full of syrup.

What have you been working on?

A lot. What do you want? Viagra? Sedatives?

Viagra and sedatives? I already have those at home.

I need something that can make people laugh.

That's exactly my recent discovery.

I've tested it a couple of times.

It's useful for those who are sad.

Because of debt or a broken heart.

Here, I'll sell it for cheap.

You…

Your research is funded by the university.

Stop selling to me. That's called corruption.

Just have a go.

You're crazy.

Let's dance

Be happy

Move your body

Follow the rhythm

Singing together

Happily

Leave all your worries

And sadness behind

Move your feet

And dance

One, two, three Your in-laws riding a horse

Two, and three, and four Ugly dogs cannot jump

Good morning To you in yellow who smell like a terasi

Take that!

Hey, dance with me or else I'll shoot you.

Laugh.

Laugh, all of you.

What is on your mind?

You haven't lost yet. Keep trying.

How? I can't just go against my own friend.

Sure, we're friends.

But one girl and two guys don't exist in the relationship dictionary.

Show them your strength. Did you get an invitation from Susi?

I did.

Me too.

Indro too.

What's important now is we need to get some money

so we can buy new clothes to get her attention.

I'm going against the two of you.

-You too? -What's the problem?

It's a free competition, right?

Ma'am, would you like some nudes?

How dare you?

-What's wrong with you? -Damn, calm down, ma'am.

Nudes?

Nudes?

-Can I see them? -I can't do that.

-Why not? -Police.

-How much? -Ten thousand.

-Give me a discount. -No can do, sir.

It's hard to get.

Here you go.

Thanks, sir.

Be careful, sir.

What?

Damn it.

Hey, did you just scam me?

Give me back my money.

No can do, sir. You've purchased it.

You said pictures of nude people.

Well, it's called nudes, right?

-These aren't people. -Those are animals.

I never said people. I just said nudes.

-You're right. -Right?

Newspapers! A grandmother was raped by three people.

Give me one.

Two hundred, sir.

Thanks. Newspapers!

A soldier got scammed. Newspapers!

Damn it, you're the scammer!

Newspapers! A soldier got scammed.

-Newspapers! -Yes.

Two hundred, sir. Thank you.

Two soldiers got scammed.

-Newspapers! -Where is the news?

Scammer!

Newspapers! Porkas is illegal in Uganda.

Newspapers. Papers, sir!

-Newspaper. -Okay.

Two hundred, sir. Thank you.

A driver got scammed. Newspapers!

Newspapers.

That damn scammer.

Newspapers, three soldiers got scammed.

Papers, sir?

You can fool other people but not me.

Oh, sorry.

Can't even park well.

Don't just think about money, then.

Gosh!

ANCOL DREAMLAND

You're here too?

You have enough money to dye your hair green.

But not enough to pay your hospital bills.

Luckily I had time to get new clothes at Rumput Market.

The designer is Tjut Djalil.

Gosh.

Gosh. Yes!

It's Susi. She looks stunning!

No wonder Dono looks different.

What do you mean?

His hair is tinted like a bird of paradise.

Pretty woman

Love of my life

I feel anxious

Waiting for your love

I think you know

That I am leaving

So don't

Get your hopes too high

Just forget about your past

And welcome the days of the future

Fill your life with happiness

So that you will always be carefree

My angel, my love

I have been waiting for you

When will you say

Those sweet words to me

Hey, hey, you're such a beauty

Please take me

I will do whatever it takes

To get your love

I think you know

That I am leaving

So don't

Get your hopes too high

Just forget about your past

And welcome the days of the future

Fill your life with happiness

So that you will always be carefree

Just forget about your past

And welcome the days of the future

Fill your life with happiness

So that you will always be carefree

Just forget about your past

And welcome the days of the future

Fill your life with happiness

So that you will always be carefree

Deaf people have a bald spot, it hurts!

Goodbye, everyone.

As much as I want to stay,

I have to go back to the Netherlands with my dad.

Don't forget to write to me. Bye!

Susi!

What's your address?

Write to me too!

And I'm single again.

Wait, those are the monkeys from the jungle?

Right.

Hey, those are the monkeys from the jungle!

There! Run!

Gosh!

Run!

Hey, that hurts.

Don?

Don, my love.

THE END

Subtitle translation by: Arina Nurul Azizah