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[upbeat music playing]

- Are we good? - Oh, yeah.

- [Jack] Are we set? - Okay.

Let's go. Take one.

[Jack] We may be the First Family of Darkness,

but not all of us are true believers in the paranormal.

They wanna believe.

[Sharon] Has a ghost ever been caught on film?

Yes. And I have the evidence

- that will blow their minds. - [Ozzy] What is that?

I think you're starting to believe.

Seeing is believing.

[Jack] Whoa. What is happening?

[Ozzy] Oh, God. No.

[man laughs]

We got some good clips today.

Uh, are we feeling open,

are we feeling like we wanna expand our belief system?

[Ozzy speaking]

What?

Listen, if I gave you apple pie every day.

I'd want more apple pie.

[Jack] You'd get sick of apple pie, you know.

You got to mix it up.

- Not daddy. - No, no, no,

it just goes to show apple pie is my favorite meal.

- Is it? - [Sharon] Yeah,

- it's daddy's favorite. - Oh.

- What is this? - [Jack] Uh, all right.

This is called "Chinese mirror ghost."

Now, as a paranormal investigator,

this clip kind of hits home to me.

Um, I've been in similar situations

to what is captured, um...

Is that when you look at the mirror

and you stare at it long enough,

you'll see something?

[Jack] So that's called scrying,

um, and...

I used to do that and frighten the [bleep]

out of myself when I was a kid.

- [Jack] Really? - Yeah.

Hmm. Interesting.

So, yeah, if you stare in a mirror

wondering if something would look back,

well, that's exactly what happened

to these two investigators.

So, uh, they were in China.

Yeah, it's them.

And, uh, see how scared they got.

So these two paranormal investigators

were exploring this apparently haunted house.

As part of their investigation,

they pulled out a device that is similar

to a spirit board in the Chinese culture.

So that spoon right there

is the conduit or planchette, if you will,

to the dead souls they are trying to summon.

Not much really happens until they hear

a noise on the other side of this window.

Keep an eye on the reflection of the board in the window.

The spoon started to move on its own.

[man screams] [bleep]

[in foreign language]

[Jack] Let's see that again.

[Ozzy] That's pretty cool actually.

[Jack] Now, after they made contact with whatever

it is haunting this place,

they started investigating the rest of the house

and [bleep] got real.

Watch this.

They found this old mirror and decided

to take a closer look with the camera.

[man screams]

- [Jack] Did you see that? - Yeah.

[Jack] There's a [bleep] ghost

of an elderly lady in that mirror.

So there's the guy with the camera,

- there's the other guy. - [Sharon] There's his mate.

[Jack] And then there's...

[man screams]

[Jack] What do you think?

[Ozzy] That's pretty convincing actually, Jack.

[Jack] Weird, right?

[man screams]

So weird.

[Jack] So, there's that.

Well, the thing I wanna know is, okay,

he uncovered it because you wanna know

what's under that piece of cloth,

but why did he put the mirror back on the stand?

- No. - Was he tidying up?

Well, maybe they just wanna look in the mirror.

Yeah, but the thing that got me first when you can see...

You see they weren't setting that shop up

for that spoon to spin around.

[Jack] Well, yeah, their backs were to it

and they just caught the reflection in the mirror.

- It looked... - It looked...

- It looks convincing. - Put it this way.

Put it this way.

It looks pretty authentic to me.

All right, mother and father.

The Woogie Boogie Scale,

a tried and true method in which us

paranormal investigators gauge how scary something is.

One, not scary, ten, terrifying.

Everything else in between, it's up to you.

- I'll give that seven. - Seven. Okay.

- Mom? - Five.

[Jack] Five on the Woogie Boogie. Okay.

For interest.

I would love to know where this is,

a bit more information,

make sure it's not some, you know...

Some weirdness going on here.

Now, are the Chinese like the Japanese

where their culture is,

is that they totally all believe in ghost and spirits?

- [Jack] I don't think so. - Oh, no.

Is it their culture?

[Jack] Actually, I don't know.

- Okay. - But, you know,

Feng Shui is a very big influence on the culture.

Um, some Feng Shui facts about mirrors.

- Yes. - Um, it's believed

that they can be a reflector

of energy or a portal to bring or remove energy.

In Feng Shui,

there are four places to never put a mirror.

You should never have one in your bedroom, um, uh,

on a shared wall because creating a portal

between two rooms.

It could absorb your neighbor's bad energy.

Um, across from clutter or across from another mirror

because it creates frantic energy.

- Hmm. Okay. - [Jack] Interesting.

Do you believe in Feng Shui?

- [Sharon] Um... - What's that mean?

[Jack] Feng Shui is I guess,

uh, the way I've always perceived it is,

um, how the placement of things

in a house is gonna affect the energy in the house.

[Sharon] Energy and...

But I know it goes beyond just houses.

They don't like a lot of clutter.

- Yeah. - [Ozzy speaking]

That's true.

All right. This next one.

It's from South Korea and it dates 2020.

Um, and it was an ultrafast UFO

filmed by a real estate developer

who was taking drone footage

of a plot of land being developed.

I'll play it a few times because whatever this thing is

moves really [bleep] fast.

Okay.

[Jack] So here's the drone footage

of the development site.

And first, we're gonna look

at the UFO in full speed,

but it's a little hard to see.

Like I said, it moves very quickly.

- See that? - Uh-huh.

Yeah.

[Jack] Here's another look in slow motion.

[Ozzy speaking]

[Jack] There's no sonic boom,

there's no sound, it's silent.

Like, what can move that fast and not make a noise?

They guesstimated that whatever this object is,

it was moving at around 3500 miles an hour.

I mean, that's pretty much faster than anything

other than the space shuttle.

It could be a beam, like a laser new weapon,

- uh... - Mmm-hmm.

That they're out testing, it's like...

you know, I mean, it looks like something military

- the way it travels. - [Jack] Yeah. I don't know.

- In a perfectly straight line. - Maybe it's from North Korea.

Oh.

- The plot thickens. - With the missile man.

Yes.

Kim Jong-un, rocket man himself.

- [Ozzy] Uh-huh. - His flattop right now

is looking [bleep] fierce.

- Is it... is it real? - Oh, yeah, he's [bleep]

- upped the ante with that. - Is he getting more boxy too?

Oh, yeah, he looks... He's about...

He looks like this chair with a flattop.

I'm box man.

[Jack] Do you think it looked like something

we've seen before, like on the show?

I think it looks similar.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

To things we've seen before.

Like the orbs that we keep seeing.

Yeah. Yeah, it does look orby, like it looks

like it has some kind of orb structure to it.

And it just kind of appears, which is strange,

like it kind of... You see how it...

See how it curves,

like, if you can track it as I go backwards?

- Yeah. - [Jack] So we'll follow it.

Yeah.

[Ozzy] And it comes in from the side.

- From the forest. - [Jack] Yeah. And it turns.

That's something really interesting.

- [Jack] Yeah. All right. - [Sharon] Yeah.

On the Woogie Boogie Scale, you give that?

I give that an eight.

[Jack] Oh, an eight.

- Mom? - Yes, an eight.

[Jack] Better, closer, warmer.

Now we're getting somewhere.

- All right. - So maybe it's something

like remote controlled or...

I don't even know. I don't even...

It like hurts my brain to think like,

but I just don't understand how something

can move that fast and not make a noise.

- Shifting gears. - [Sharon] Yeah.

This is more in the realm of cryptids.

Uh, a Saudi man was apparently wandering around the desert,

uh, in this valley in Saudi Arabia.

Uh, and stumbles across this weird

scaly human fish creature.

Check it out.

[eerie music playing]

[Ozzy] What the [bleep] is that?

[Jack] You see it's like an arm,

it's got hair on it, like hair hanging down.

It's got this... You see the arm

kind of hooked, and it looks like...

- What the [bleep] is this? - Some kind of like tail.

What the [bleep]. Webbed feet.

[Jack] Then wait.

What is it about webbed Arabs?

[wind howling]

- Is she dead? - [Jack] Yeah.

[Sharon] Yeah.

- [Ozzy] What is this or... - [Jack] I...

what is this supposed to be?

[Jack] I have no idea.

I guess they're saying it's some kind of mer...

- Webbed feet. - Creature.

It's a mermaid.

Well, what's that doing in the desert

where there's no bloody water?

Well, yeah.

I mean, that was exactly my thoughts.

I'm like, why would there be a mermaid

in the middle of [bleep] Saudi Arabia?

[Ozzy] It's a bit hokey, to be honest. Yeah.

[Jack] Really? See, I thought, at first, I was like,

"Oh, that looks like shit."

But like the face looks like a mummified,

like, decomposed in the desert kind of...

Yeah. Yeah. That's... That looked real.

Not that I know what a decomposed body

would look like in Saudi, but...

[Jack] But I wanna know more. I wanna know like,

well, was he on the coast in the desert

because there are some coastal deserts.

[Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

[Jack] But like how did a scaly woman-fish

end up in the desert?

Hmm. What do we give that on the Woogie Boogie Scale?

[Ozzy] It's very odd. I'll give that a five for curiosity.

Mom, where are you at with it?

I'll agree. Yes. Hmm. Interesting.

In Saudi Arabia, sea manatees are called dugongs,

and historically speaking,

uh, they were actually confused, uh,

for mermaids for a long time.

I am actually suggesting that that is a love child

between a pirate and a dugong.

- Oh, God. - [Jack laughs]

- Now, look, look at that. - Wow.

[Jack] What the [bleep] is that?

This is the story of the time

that I hooked up with an alien.

[upbeat music playing]

[man laughs]

[guitar music playing]

[producer speaking]

Which dog is possessed? Wesley.

- Oh, Wesley. - Wesley.

No, Wesley is not possessed.

- Wesley is a [bleep] - [bleep] my baby.

[Jack] And Wesley...

[Ozzy] You leave my [bleep] Wesley alone.

[Jack] I hate Wesley and his teeth.

[man laughs]

So I have a series of clips for you,

uh, which are ghost animals.

Yay, everyone loves a dead animal.

Oh, good. That's nice.

[Jack] So this first one is of a dog and its owner,

- they're on a walk. - [Sharon] Yes.

And, uh, they're not alone on said walk, so...

Oh, but he does have a dog with him?

- He has a dog with him. - Okay.

[Jack] Look. Here's his little dog right here,

hanging out.

- Having a little walk. - [Jack] And this guy walks past.

- Yeah. - A woman.

- [Jack] The woman... - Yeah.

With a flashlight on her shoulder or something.

Now, look, look at that. What the [bleep] is that?

- Double exposure. - [Jack] No way.

Because why wouldn't it pick up the guy's footsteps?

Look, if it's the dog glitching

and this guy is just walking...

Well, it's the same dog as... when it walked.

[Jack] I don't think so. It's bigger.

It's the same size as the dog that ran past.

[Jack] But then it just... That's...

I don't know. Mom, thoughts?

It's the reflection on the camera.

I wanna believe that it is a ghost dog

because I wish that there were.

Go back to the first one though.

[Jack] Okay.

And, uh, we should like almost trace it to see this,

because I don't think it's the same dog.

Same [bleep] dog.

- It's the same dog. - [Jack] No, it's not.

[Ozzy] It's the reflection on the lens.

Um, so after reviewing the footage,

- they showed it to a neighbor. - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

She informed them that a week prior to this video,

they had just put her dog down.

- Do you think that... - Yeah.

But what-what dog was it?

I don't know. They think it might have been

the neighbor's dog who died.

Yeah. But it's the same size, the same run.

Maybe like little dogs are a big deal

- in that place. - Go on.

[Jack] Uh, what would you give that on the Woogie Boogie?

- Four. - [Jack] Four.

- Five. - Five. Okay.

Because I wanna believe that there are ghost doggies.

Do you think dogs go to heaven?

Do you think they go...

- [Ozzy] I think they... - Yes.

[Jack] Or do you think they go somewhere else?

- No. - All right.

This next one comes out of Essex, England.

- July 13th, 2020. - Mmm-hmm.

[Jack] Um, two women caught their neighbor's cat, Topsy,

walking through the driveway of their home on a security camera.

- But Topsy wasn't alone. - Okay.

Topsy had a friend.

Oh, there's Topsy. Oh, and then look.

[Ozzy] It's a camera glitch, it's the same [bleep] cat.

[Jack] But why doesn't it do that with people?

Look at it, it's the same cat.

Maybe because the cat's white.

[Ozzy] It's the same cat.

[Jack] But they're not moving the same.

[Ozzy] [bleep] what's different?

[Sharon laughs]

[Jack] But that one looks like a different colored cat.

- It looks like a ginger cat. - It does.

To me.

No, it's the silhouette of the [bleep] same cat.

[Jack] I think it's a ginger cat.

- [Sharon] Go on. - [Ozzy] It's a ghost cat,

- it's a reflection of the... - [Jack] Look, it comes out of its back.

[Ozzy] It's the same cat.

[Sharon] Comes out from under the car.

- Does it? - Yeah, look,

it's coming out from under the car.

- Oh, yeah. - It's just coming into frame.

[Jack] Huh. Topsy, who is your friend?

Is it Topsy, or is it another cat,

- or is it a ghost? - Or is it Turvy?

Or is it Topsy and Turvy?

[laughter]

Well, I think it's the same cat.

Dad, I'm really questioning your belief in ghost animals.

Do you ever think like the ghosts

of your dead animals are around?

I wish. I do often wish that, yeah.

- [Jack] Yeah? - I do.

[Jack] What do we give that on the Woogie Boogie Scale?

- Four. - Five.

- Four and a five? - Yes.

I just so wanna believe that I'm going

to give it another five out of interest.

Uh, I'm not thrilled with these ghost animal,

uh, scores, but I will accept them because, um,

this is only gonna go up with this episode.

I'm just warming you guys up, I'm testing you at this point.

- Go. - I'm testing to see

- if you've learned... - Yes.

Anything over these last few months.

All right, go on.

So, this one was captured outside of a guy's house

where a pretty tragic event occurred.

This is a ghost dog and a kid in Wagoner, Oklahoma

and this was August 9th, 2020.

What we're looking at right here are the woods

where two boys were apparently killed

- by dogs many years ago. - Oh.

[Jack] So, pay attention to the street right there,

watch what the security camera picked up.

[man] Look, so a vehicle goes by my security camera.

Now, watch right here,

you'll see a ghost dog and kid.

No kids, no nothing.

Look,

there's the kid out of nowhere.

And there's the dog out of nowhere,

and a vehicle just went through

so there's no way those kids were in the street.

What do we think?

Pretty interesting.

I like that one. Because you see the car

go right through and who's gonna let their kids

run in the street at night with no... well...

People do, but let's have...

let's have another look.

[Jack] So the car just went through.

That's definitely...

It's weird, right?

I mean, I don't think it would be that bad

to be like a ghost with, like, your ghost dog.

- Not the one that ate him. - Well, no.

Maybe the dog ate the kids with their dog as well,

like it was like a whole buffet. [laughs]

Um, that's very interesting.

- Yeah. - Yup.

[Jack] And what would you give that?

- Seven. - [Jack] Seven?

- Yeah. - Eight.

Yes. I think dad and I, we're in sync today.

Definitely.

I will take that high score

- and, uh... - Yes.

We will move on to the next one.

- Yes, I feel very good today. - [Jack] Perhaps an even higher of the scores.

Your scores keep lifting me higher.

[Ozzy speaking]

[Sharon laughing]

It's true.

I got all the worst things from you guys.

- None of the good stuff. - I know. I know.

Yo, except this hairline. Look at that [bleep].

- [Sharon] Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, 35.

[Sharon] Yeah. That hair ain't going nowhere.

[Jack] I only just started to get a couple of those grays.

As long as they stay in.

As long as they stay in. Exactly.

There was a boy and a girl both with green skin.

That is [bleep] weird.

Belgium chateau demon.

Oh [bleep].

[upbeat music playing]

[producer speaking]

I think it would be Bella.

Bella doesn't [bleep] notice anything.

[Sharon] She barks all the time.

Because she just doesn't know where she is.

[Jack] All right, children, gather around for story time.

Get your binkies and your blankies,

it's time for the tale

of the green children of Woolpit.

- Where's Woolpit? - In England.

- [Sharon] Yeah. - And this dates back

to the 12th century.

This story was recorded by two different

12th century chroniclers.

- An abbot named Ralph of... - Ralph.

Coggeshall and an English historian

named William of Newburgh.

- Newburgh. - [Jack] Newburgh. There we go.

According to their accounts,

the children were found one day in a wolf pit,

hence the name Woolpit, um, by local villagers

who were tending to the fields.

There was a boy and a girl both with green skin.

They couldn't speak a language

that anyone understood

and they only ate raw green beans for months

until they finally acquired a taste for bread.

Eventually, the boy died and the girl though

kind of assimilated to the world that she was in.

And when she learned to speak English,

she told them she was from a land

called Saint Martin where there is no sun,

it's a constant twilight, that's why they're green,

and that she came in to this reality

by walking through a cave and popped out the other side

and she was in the middle of the English countryside.

That's why they were found in the wolf pit.

Apparently, the girl eventually

took the name of Agnes Barre and married a man

in a neighboring village who was an ambassador

to King Henry II.

What do you think about that?

Why would they be green?

[Jack] Well, that's the thing.

Some believe the children were interdimensional beings,

um, they could be extraterrestrial.

Um, they could be, uh, fallen angels,

is another theory.

There's one theory which is touched on

is that they're like the inner earth people.

There's a conspiracy theory that there's an earth

within our earth and they're from that.

I think they both had kidney problems,

that's why they were green.

- [Jack] Isn't it liver? - Is it? Same thing.

What do we give this one on the Woogie Boogie?

- I'll give it a two. - [Jack] A two?

[Sharon] A two from me.

[Jack] Come on, that's a cool story.

Why do you not believe it?

I think it was just one of those myths

- that goes around... - Like an old fable?

The back. Yeah.

They have them in about all villages in England.

[Jack] The green children of Woolpit.

I love the story, so I'm gonna give it a ten.

It's like one of my favorite like weird,

medieval, paranormal stories.

- You're joking. - [Jack] I'm not.

No, I think it's a really cool story.

[Sharon] Okay. Off you jolly well go.

[Jack] Yeah, I mean, like, what if?

I don't know, I just find it compelling.

Next.

Okay.

All right. Belgium chateau demon.

Uh, this is 2018, uh,

a paranormal investigator named Jeffrey

went to investigate this creepy,

uh, abandoned mansion.

And apparently,

it's haunted by a woman in a white dress.

Okay.

This is what he captured on camera.

[eerie music playing]

You never see a ghost in a house looking like that.

[Jack laughs]

[Jeffrey speaking]

[Jack] Almost immediately, he heard footsteps upstairs.

Listen, it's quiet,

but you can definitely hear them.

[Jeffrey speaking]

[Jack] He's obviously freaked out,

but he goes upstairs to see what the hell is going on.

He's hearing like footsteps, you hear that?

But the woman's got boots on, obviously.

[Jeffrey] Hello? Hello?

Hello?

[Jack] But things really took a bizarre turn

when he walked into this room and found this.

A white dress hanging from the ceiling.

[Jeffrey speaking]

[Jack] Almost immediately upon this discovery,

whatever is haunting this place

lets out a terrifying screech.

[slams]

[Jeffrey speaking]

[Jack] I'll play it again.

That's not an animal or a human.

Listen to it one more time.

[Jeffrey speaking]

[Jack] What do you guys think?

Hmm.

- Jack. - What do we think?

[bleep]

[Jack] Where did that voice come from?

Him.

It sounds like [bleep] dog outside.

[laughs]

- That's like... - Hmm.

It wasn't a woman in a white dress,

that was an old white dress hanging up on a hanger.

I'm not saying he found the woman in the white dress,

I just said the place was allegedly haunted

by a woman in a white dress.

[Ozzy] No, no, I'll give it a...

Well, she was obviously [bleep]

because the dress was hanging up.

So, what do we give that one on the Woogie Boogie Scale?

- [Ozzy] Zero. - Two. Two for his eyes.

Two for [bleep] eyes.

[Sharon] He was just out for a night.

Well, I give that zero.

He couldn't sleep. Look at his eyes.

Lie I said, if I gave you apple pie every time...

[Sharon] Hmm, yeah, right.

You'd only want more apple pie.

Hmm.

What the [bleep] is that?

That is odd.

This is a story of the time

that I hooked up with an alien.

We're about to interview this woman.

[upbeat music playing]

- Question for you guys. - Yeah.

What would you have done if I was born green

like those kids from Woolpit?

I would have planted you in the garden

in a lovely big pot.

- Oh. - I'd sell tickets.

- Oh, great. - Mmm-hmm.

This is a UFO caught on camera at the Great Wall of China,

- you know. - Mmm-hmm.

[Jack] It's kind of unusual place.

Um, it had me thinking though,

it's like because you can see

the Great Wall of China from space...

- Yes. - Do you think aliens use it

as like a landing marker?

- Possibly, yeah. - Very possible.

[Jack] Um, and it's not a glitch

on the camera, before you ask.

It's not been faked.

And you can see a whole bunch of people

are all seeing it at once.

[Sharon] Go on then.

So this guy, old Slick Rick here.

"Hey, hey, what's-what's that up there?

Hey, babe, you see that?"

It's an arrow.

[Jack] Look at it.

So it's just kind of hovering there,

you can't see it super clear,

but it's just kind of hovering there

and it doesn't look like a helicopter...

It's probably a [bleep] helicopter or...

[Jack] Totally not a helicopter.

Look at it, it's like a cube.

We did some color enhancing.

- Okay, that's better. - [Jack] And look.

I think it kind... It just...

It looks like it's almost serpentining sometimes.

Balloon.

Uh, there's no balloons in China.

[laughs]

I think it was one of their spy planes.

Checking out those two American tourists.

[laughter]

Like a... Like...

- [Sharon] Military. - Military.

- [Sharon] Yeah. - What do you give that, dad,

- on the Woogie Boogie Scale? - Five.

- [Jack] Five. Mom? - A five.

- I'm five today. - Wow.

It's nice to know after nearly 40 years of being together,

you guys are so independent with your thoughts.

Okay. [laughs]

This is awesome. Okay.

We got some good UFO action right here.

Uh, we've discussed in the past,

UFOs are all in our skies.

And dad, you've mentioned stories about UFO...

- pilots seeing UFOs. - Yes.

[Jack] So, this next clip, uh, it comes from a pilot

who wishes to remain anonymous.

Uh, and what we do know it was taken

from a commercial pilot

- at 30,000 feet. - [Sharon] Okay.

[Jack] And the pilot flying the aircraft

noticed a black dot near the plane,

he began filming it and he zoomed in

and this is what he captured.

So look, he's in his plane. Look at this.

What the [bleep] is that?

What am I looking at, Jack?

What am I looking at?

[Jack] Look, what the [bleep] is that?

[Sharon] That.

- [Jack] Look at it. - [Ozzy] Wow.

[Sharon] Golly.

[Jack] That's not a balloon.

The shape of it just doesn't...

I mean, look at it. It almost looks like a...

Ball lightning.

[Jack] I mean, it's a ball of something.

Look at that.

[Ozzy] That's just somebody...

That's pretty cool.

You know, I'm thinking... I'm thinking it might...

These things might be military drones or something.

That's what a lot of people think,

I mean, because so many people...

remember when everyone was like, "Oh,

triangle aircraft, triangle aircraft."

And then the government was like, oh,

check out this new Stealth Bomber

and this stealth fighter and they're triangle aircraft.

But if it is from this planet,

it's got a good chance of them testing out

some military hardware or some drone or...

What if it's like...

[Ozzy] But it's not very aerodynamic though.

Well, that's the thing that's so weird to me,

it's like... it looks like a...

[Ozzy] A ball.

[Jack] Yeah. So there is a thought, though.

You know how you're saying it could be military,

but what if the military stuff that they're using is actually

alien technology that they've rejigged.

Yeah. It's got a good chance of being that.

[Jack] What do we give this on the Woogie Boogie Scale?

- Seven. - Eight.

[Jack] Seven and eight? Yes.

I think this is really great footage.

And it looks very similar to some more images

that have been coming out lately.

All right. This is audio only.

It just happened recently.

A commercial airline pilot was flying over New Mexico.

This happened February 23rd of 2021,

and he radioed, um, air traffic control,

and listen to what he had to say.

[man] Have any targets up here?

We just had something go right over the top of us.

I hate to say this, looked like a long

cylindrical object that almost looked like

a cruise missile type of thing moving really fast

and went right over the top of us.

So it flew right over the top of them,

and it, like, really freaked them out because they thought,

like, because they were in New Mexico,

and they're like, flying over

where they're testing missiles or something.

Like, holy [bleep], the thing nearly hit us.

When people ask American Airlines about it,

they said, "Well, any questions,

you have to go to the FBI about it,

because they... We don't..."

- The pilot... - Yeah.

"We don't have any answers,

maybe the FBI does," is kind of what they've said.

That reminded me of that story you talk about

how the pilot said this thing was,

like, hovering above them.

They said, first of all it was, like,

three orbs flying close and moving around.

And he looks up, and this mothership,

this massive ship was following him.

And they picked it up on the radar in there,

and they said that somebody came from the Black Book,

whatever you call it.

Oh, Project Blue Book?

And said, "You never saw it", and took the film away.

Oh. How rude.

Uh, what do we give this on the Woogie Boogie?

- Seven. - [Sharon] Yeah, seven.

[Jack] Okay. I'm feeling very,

like, Vegas-lucky, lot of sevens.

I'm in.

It was an apparition in the doorway.

It might be a ghost.

[Jack] Would you stay in a bed that you know

someone had died in?

- No. - No.

[lightning crackles]

[laughter]

[rock music playing]

[producer speaking]

Which pet is an alien in disguise?

Pepsi.

I would say maybe the cats.

Tiger Lilly.

- Yeah. - [Sharon] Tiger Lilly.

[Jack] Yeah. Tiger Lilly the cat.

[Sharon] Yeah.

[Jack] She gets up to some [bleep]

[rock music playing]

[lightning crackles]

[laughter]

All right. This next clip

is of a ghostly encounter in Japan.

- It was an apparition... - Ooh.

[Jack] ...in the doorway.

This one is really bizarre.

So you see that shed there?

That's one of those construction-type sheds

that are pretty small.

Now look closer at the door.

Do you see that ghostly figure of a woman?

Now, watch what happens when the guy goes inside.

He goes right through her.

What could that possibly be?

Weird, right?

Let's have a look at it again.

[Ozzy] There's somebody inside.

[Jack] But wait, look.

It's a reflection in the door.

In the glass from some light.

It's a reflection in the glass.

See? You can still see it when...

- [Jack] So you think it's... - So I think it's someone opening the door slowly.

[Jack] ...you think it's someone, like, off-camera here,

and it's reflecting into the window.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Oh.

When he opens the door,

she's still on the mirror.

[eerie music playing]

[Ozzy] See?

[Jack] Yeah. There's a light source.

- You see that light. - [Sharon] Yeah, there is.

And I think it's the light that's on there.

So there's a light behind...

[Sharon] Yeah.

And maybe someone stood where this camera is.

[Sharon] Yeah.

[Jack] All right. So what do we give that?

- [Ozzy] Four. - [Sharon] Four. Yeah.

[Jack] Okay. All right.

It might not be a reflection.

It might... it might be a ghost.

[Jack] Maybe a ghost.

This is a cool clip.

This guy was moving into an apartment with his cat.

Upon moving in, he discovered many random personal items

left behind from the previous owners.

Mmm-hmm.

[Jack] And it very quickly turns to something

a little more nefarious than he was expecting.

After spending a few days there,

it took a bad turn.

In 2018 in Cali, Colombia, this guy was just moving into

his fully furnished apartment.

[in Spanish]

[Jack] It seemed as though the renters

before him had just left in a hurry,

so the tenant did some asking around,

and discovered that the reason they had left so quickly

was due to a series of strange events

that made them fear for their safety.

Soon, he began to experience strange occurrences

of his own, including various unexplained noises,

like the sound of someone snoring.

While all this was happening, he had been posting

about this on social media and had gained

a large following.

One night, his followers requested

a live tour of his apartment, which he agreed to.

[in Spanish]

[Jack] Oh, look. See, someone laying in the bed.

Yeah.

[in Spanish+]

[Jack] There appears to be a shadow figure

laying on his bed.

[bleep] an overcoat.

[Jack] He decided to dig a little deeper

into the apartment's history.

He found out that a disabled man named Tito had been living

there before the family who had left in a hurry.

Tito's family had apparently abandoned him

and he ended up dying in that very bed.

Oh [bleep]

- Would you... - That's nasty.

Stay in a bed that you know someone had died in?

- No. - No. Nope.

Not even a question about it, no.

- [Jack] Huh. - I'd just go...

Would you?

I probably have.

You should see the places I've stayed at.

[Ozzy] I probably have slept in many [bleep]

Well, yeah, because I think about, like,

when you go to a hotel, right?

Mmm-hmm.

[Jack] If someone just dies of a heart attack in the bed,

they're not gonna throw out the [bleep] bed,

they're just gonna throw out the body.

What would you give that on the Woogie Boogie?

- Five. - [Jack] Five?

[Ozzy] Looks like his [bleep] overcoat.

- I'd say a six. - [Jack] Are you serious?

After all this time, after all this education,

we're still here?

What a time to be alive.

We get to Zoom chat with a woman who's [bleep] an alien.

What was his willy like?

[rock music playing]

[lightning crackles]

[laughter]

[rock music playing]

[producer speaking]

Oh, yeah. A few of them.

Yeah.

There's been some... there's been some

questionable interactions, for sure.

[rock music playing]

[lightning crackles]

[laughter]

This next one is a [bleep] doozy.

Now, I'm gonna play this clip.

Is it worth a Golden Globe Award?

[Jack] You know what?

They give it to anyone, so yes.

I deserve a [bleep] Golden Globe.

She talks quickly because she only had,

like, a minute to tell the story

because she was using some social media platform.

This is a story of a time that I hooked up

with an alien.

So I meet this guy on Hinge and he was like,

oh, I'm just passing through, I'm not...

I don't actually live in Iowa,

I have my own private plane that I've been flying

across the country, but I'd love to come

and hang out for the night.

I was like, okay, great. So he comes down,

he was staying in a town that was,

like, an hour away, but it only took him, like,

30 minutes to get here, which was a little weird.

So we're hanging out, we have sex, whatever.

The next morning, I got him an Uber

going back to the town he was staying in,

which was like an hour away, so it's an expensive Uber.

And about 20 minutes later [bleep] half

of my Uber charge, and I was like,

what's going on?

So I called Uber and Uber was like, yeah,

he had me drop him off at a random cornfield

about 20 minutes away, so we're all good, like,

I won't charge you the full cost,

and I was like, okay.

And then that same day, this happened.

There was a UFO spotted in Iowa about an hour away

from where I live.

And the weirdest part was later that day,

I had no recollection of, like, what happened

the night before...

[bleep] how?

And like, I literally could not remember

what I did the night before, until literally today.

Like, today, this whole thing came flooding back to me.

So like, this alien literally wiped my memory

and I'm not [bleep] kidding.

And she had sex with it?

[Jack] She met a guy on a dating app...

[Sharon] Yeah.

She says yeah, come over, let's go to pound town.

Mmm-hmm.

[Jack] The next morning, she called him a... An Uber.

- Where's pound town? - What's pound town?

- Oh. - [Jack] Oh, you know what pound town is.

[laughs]

You were in a rock band in the '70s.

The next day, there was a UFO reporting

- in that area... - Same zone.

[Jack] ...within an hour of where she lives,

and then she couldn't remember ever sleeping

with the guy until she had, like, her memory jogged.

So she thinks the guy was an alien,

and that she slept with an alien and he wiped her memory.

Do you wanna know the best part about this clip?

What?

[Jack] We are about to do our very first Zoom interview

here on Osbournes Want to Believe with Claire,

the woman who slept with the alien.

Now, our producers have spoken to her...

Yes.

And she said I am an open book...

Yes.

[Jack] ...they can ask me whatever they want,

I will answer any question to the best of my ability.

So nothing is off the table.

I love her already.

[Jack] Okay.

Let's bring Claire in. What a time to be alive.

We get to Zoom chat with a woman who's [bleep] an alien.

- [Sharon] Yeah. - [Jack] Whoo, it's a doozy.

All right. Here we go.

Hello.

Hey guys, how are you?

Fabulous.

[Jack] Welcome to Osbournes Want to Believe.

Thank you so much for having me.

Well, so you met this guy on a dating app?

I did.

And when you saw his picture,

does he just look like a normal guy?

He just looks like a normal guy.

Do you believe he was an alien?

I genuinely believe it was an alien.

What was his willy like?

- [chuckles] - He... [laughs]

His penis?

He had a very big...

A very big penis. It was very big.

Was he circumcised?

He was circumcised, yes.

- [Sharon] Okay. - Was it...

Was the sex out of this world?

It was one of the worst sex experiences I've ever had.

- [Jack] Really? - [Sharon laughs]

Yeah. It was terrible.

[Jack] What made it terrible?

His kissing was very slobbery.

- Yeah. - [Sharon] Eww. Yeah.

[Jack] So how would you describe his personality?

He just...

Very bland, very like an average guy.

[Sharon] So he was boring?

He was so boring, oh, my gosh.

- [Sharon] Yeah. - [laughter]

So why did you end up shtupping him?

Um, I thought, you know,

maybe he'll be a little less boring in the bedroom,

- maybe, you know... - [Sharon] Right.

And I also just kind of wanted him to shut up...

- [Sharon] Right. - And so, you know,

I was like, how else to shut up a man,

just start having sex with them.

- [Jack laughs] - So that's... [laughs]

- [Sharon] Right. - So we did that,

and then it was just even worse than before.

So I was like, oh, my gosh, I just... I need you to leave.

[Jack] Does he know that you have been very vocal

about the fact that he might be an alien?

So I tried to reach out to him after I saw him

post the, like, Snapchat and all this came back to me,

and I was like, oh my gosh, is this dude an alien?

I tried to reach out to him and he had blocked me

on Snapchat.

[Jack] So would you say this alien has ghosted you?

Um, the alien has ghosted me, yes.

[Sharon laughs]

[Jack] There's so much going on here.

This is like a paranormal cornucopia.

All right. Any more questions?

[Sharon] No.

Claire, thank you so much.

[Ozzy] Thank you, Claire. Thank you very much.

It was so nice to meet you.

And good luck on getting a nice guy.

[Jack] Oh, wait, I have one...

Oh, thank you so much.

[Jack] ...I have one more question.

Okay.

What would you have done if you had an alien hybrid baby?

Oh. I don't know.

[Sharon laughs]

I genuinely don't know, you know?

[Jack] Yeah. That's a weird one.

I think I would've just had to accept it and,

like, you know, and just say, here we go.

I don't know.

- [laughter] - I don't know.

Well, thanks for being so open.

- Thank you. - Of course.

[Jack] Bye, Claire.

- Okay. - Thank you so much, guys.

Well, what do we think about that?

[Sharon] I thought she was very nice, very honest.

I mean, do we think that she was making it up?

No.

No. I think she was genuinely...

Maybe she had a lapse of memory or...

Took a fall on the head?

From the size of his penis.

Oh, God.

Um, I'm scared where this conversation's gonna go,

so I think it's best we just wrap it up.

[Sharon] Okay.

Where do we rank I boinked an alien

on the Woogie Boogie Scale?

- Eight. - [Jack] Eight? Mom?

An eight.

[Jack] Yes. That was wild.

Anyone at home who has any clips

they want us to see here on Osbournes Want to Believe.

[Ozzy] Please send us better ones

than we already have.

Please send us... send us what you got,

upload it to any social media platform

using the #OsbournesBelieve, and you might up like Claire,

and having a conversation with us

about getting doinked by an alien, so...

[Sharon] Fabulous.

Please help us.

[Ozzy] See you next week, guys.

Okay, let's go.

[Sharon] This is exciting.

[Ozzy] Where is Jack?

[Sharon] I think he's in the toilet.

[Ozzy] Yeah, maybe.

What the [bleep] is that?

Jack?

[Sharon] Oh [bleep].

[Jack] Mom, Dad. You're supposed to be on vacation.

It's not what it looks like.

Well, maybe it is.

[Sharon] Jack.

[Jack] Aren't you curious, too?

[Sharon] That's nasty.

- [Ozzy] See you. - [Sharon] See you.

Whatever. [bleep] it. That was wild.