Original subtitles

She's getting dressed.

Oh darling, why did you let all the [bleep] dogs--

Well I'm sorry, I'll get them out.

I didn't even notice that they were following me.

- [bleep] dogs, man. - [Sharon] Let's go!

- Osbournes, we want to believe it or whatever. - [laughing]

[Jack] We may be the first family of darkness,

but not all of us are true believers in the paranormal.

We want to believe.

Has a ghost ever been caught on film?

- Yes! - And I have the evidence that will blow their minds.

[laughing]

I think you're starting to believe.

Seeing is believing.

Whoa, what is happening?

[screaming]

[roaring]

Oh, God, no!

[creepy laughing]

All right, how's everyone doing?

- Good. - Fabulous.

Question, do you believe in zombies?

- [both] No. - [Jack] No?

How would you define a zombie?

[Sharon] Somebody that--

It's somebody that lives off other people's flesh.

- No. - They walk around like that.

A zombie's someone who's dead but not dead.

- But they eat flesh! - Exactly.

Now, our first clip is scary as [bleep],

if I may say so myself.

It's a video of a zombie from Indonesia,

May 5th, 2020.

[speaking Indonesian]

All right, well, if you haven't guessed

this is a funeral,

I need you to watch the inside of the casket.

Look, see the hand?

- What am I looking at? - Do you know that's what--

Look at the little window.

And look at-- Can you see movement inside the window?

Look at the top part where it's the darkest.

- Yeah. - I've definitely seen him move.

Oh, yeah. Just caught it.

[Ozzy] Probably the cat.

Buried with the cat.

You know why they had windows?

This, for this exact reason.

Because back in the day, people were opening coffins,

and found claw marks on the inside and--

[Jack] Wow

I know that's why they had, um, a bell.

- Some of them would put, what's that saying? - Yeah.

-Saved by the bell. Saved by the bell. Yeah. -[Sharon] Mm-hm.

So what do we think of this clip?

It's quite possible that that person--

That he's still alive.

Is still slightly alive.

- Interesting. Interesting. - Well he ain't [bleep]

Where do you put that on the Woogie Boogie scale?

- That's an-- an eight. - An eight?

I put that on a-- It's a horrible [bleep] thing.

A ten.

-Is there no more footage? That's it? -This is all we've got.

How much more [bleep] footage do you want?

Another wave.

There's one where they start juggling.

- Is there? - There's one where he goes

with a recorder. [imitates recorder]

That's [bleep] horrific.

- Can you imagine being alive, in a coffin and buried alive? - No, I can't.

- No. - [Ozzy] That's my big fear.

Oh, my God. No, mm.

All right, moving on.

We have a cyclist goes through ghost

in Japan in 2021.

The cyclist who you see is about to have

this experience, completely unaware

of the ghostly man sharing the sidewalk with him.

This clip's super weird, I know what you're gonna say,

that it's a double exposure or a glitch,

but it doesn't make sense.

- So you see this? This guy? - [Sharon] Mm-hm.

[tense music]

[bleep] Camera glitch again.

It's not a ghost, it's double exposure!

This is camera [bleep] up, this is not a [bleep] ghost.

If it too creepy

that didn't have a black [bleep] Armani suit on?

[laughing]

What if it was a Gucci suit?

- Whatever it is-- - It's a Gucci-goo!

Uh, Mom, what do you think?

Pretty cool sighting, right?

- Could be. Might be. - [Jack] Doo be doo be...

Look at the [bleep] got his glasses on!

[laughing]

A ghost with glasses on!

Look at the person when she's gone through,

she changes color.

What are you talking about?

No, it's like a shadow over her.

Oh, yeah, now she's got a shadow, in that way.

But maybe that's the guy in the suit inside her.

- He's entered her. - Yeah.

[Jack] Oh!

- Of course she flies through-- - Does she come out with glasses on?

[vocalizing]

That's [bleep] rubbish.

Rubbish Jack.

[Jack] Eurgh, you both suck.

I will say this could be a residual haunting.

- I'm not saying it's like-- - This?

The ghost that knows its name.

It's just like a weird energy thing.

Go on.

- What are you gonna give that? - One and a half.

- [Jack] One and a half. - I'll go plus-- minus one.

- Min-- A negative one on the Woogie Boogie? - [Sharon] Yeah.

- And what's yours? - At least a three.

- Oh, stop fibbing! - A three?

You are being [bleep] really generous.

- You're fibbing! - Trying here, I'm trying here!

Whatever. Moving on.

There's a new app.

It's called Randonautica and Randonautica is this game...

- Imagine this-- - What the [bleep] is it?

- I'm giving you context. - All right. All right.

If you took your map app and you just had a thing

on your map app saying, take me somewhere random

and it would just take you somewhere random.

- This is what this app does. - Okay.

However, people on the Internet

believe that it's tapped into quantum entropy.

- Because you're-- - You're thinking

something weird, it'll take you there.

- How much does this app cost? - It's free.

Apparently, the app has led some people

- to some very strange places. - Wondering...

A group of teens found a dead body

- in a black bag once in the middle of nowhere... - Oh...

after following random coordinates on the app.

Okay, now I know what it is. I did see that.

And they just randomly found it using the app.

- Yes. - Yeah.

This guy is using the [bleep] app randomness.

So the app brings him deep into the woods.

This is weird. There's a car

just chilling in the woods.

[Jack] And at this point, he thinks the app

has just brought him here to some stupid old car.

[man] This car looks super old.

[Jack] Until this happens.

[bleep]

[Man] Holy [bleep]

[Jack] And he is the [bleep] out of there.

- Did I hear help me? - [Jack] Yeah.

Hold on, I'll play it again.

Holy [bleep]

I don't know.

So he freaked out, he was like,

"This is [bleep] crazy,"

but he was determined to push on,

so he goes and does another one.

[man] Is there anybody here?

[Jack] And this was later that night.

[man] There's like children's toys, like all broken.

This is in the middle of the woods,

there should be nothing here. I'm so confused.

[Jack] And the voice made contact again.

Listen.

[Man whispers] Someone's here, I just heard something.

Hear it? Somebody said, "wanna play a game?"

- Can we hear it again? - [Jack] Yes.

Isn't that weird?

And a few days later, it gets even weirder

when this guy got home.

[man] Hello?

Is anybody here?

[Jack] [bleep] started happening all around his house.

Watch the stuff by the fireplace there.

[clatters]

That's [bleep] rubbish.

[Jack] Why? I don't think it's rubbish.

Entities can attach themselves to people

and follow them home.

More [bleep] happens, look.

[man] What do you want?

[light footsteps]

[Jack] Those were footsteps.

That's bollocks.

You know what's a giveaway for me, boo?

- What, darling? - I'll get right to it.

They always have the camera in the right place.

[bleep] door opens, or a drawer weight opens.

That's kind of a giveaway,

they always happen to have the camera--

I can see laughter in this kid's eyes.

Laughter? "I can see laughter in those eyes!"

I'm looking at his face.

He's just, like, winding everyone up.

That kid is having a great ass time doing it.

All right, what do we give this on the Woogie Boogie?

- [bleep] I'll give it seve-- Six. - Oh, ridiculous!

Six on the Woogie Boogie.

Two for his laughing eyes.

I'm gonna give it a seven.

- No! - Why?

No, because the kid set it up!

- All right! - It's my right as a man.

[Sharon] It is your right.

Did you really believe that, Jack?

Um, I think there's something to it.

I just don't know if it's all predetermined

with that app. I wanna give that app a go.

[rock bass line]

Didn't they used to cry

because they were terrified of you in Japan?

- What? - Didn't they used to cry

- In Japan? - Yeah!

The curtain would open and there was a cooked chicken

- and two napkins! - Shut up.

- Yeah. - They gave you a cooked chicken?

[rock music]

[chicken clucking]

[cheering]

Instead of throwing dead animals,

they would throw like cooked chicken?

Was a Cooked chicken and a [bleep]

[Sharon] Barbeque chicken!

On your stage?

Yeah, curtain opened,

and there's a [bleep] cooked chicken

on a plate with [bleep] two napkins.

- But why? - As a gift!

Oh, my God, that's amazing!

[laughing]

Here, we brought you a nice rotisserie chicken

to tell you we love you.

This is an actual photo.

He noticed a demon shape in the flames.

- That looks pretty intense. - It does.

- It looks really good. - Pretty [bleep] demonic.

Bugsy Siegel had a haunted Bracken Fern Manor

and these kids stuck into it one night

to go and poke around.

Oh, my fricking God!

[creepy laughing]

[creepy laughing]

[Jack] All right, this one, I really think is cool.

Devil face in fire, now this is what we want.

Devil face in fire.

This is in Vale, Oregon, August 2007.

This is back to Jesus on a piece of toast.

This is an actual photo captured

by a firefighter during a wildfire.

He noticed the demon shape in the flames.

According to local folklore, Native Americans

had rituals in this area

and witches performed black magic.

Wooo!

- Wooh! - Ooh, lovely.

Look at that!

- Oh, that looks pretty cool doesn't it? - [chanting] Rapatus.

Dominus. Cheesy puffs.

[laughing]

- That looks pretty intense. - It does.

- Pretty [bleep] demonic. - Yeah, it is.

- I have to say. - You see that,

and you're just smoking a few joints.

What would you do if you saw that?

I think I wouldn't be around too long.

Would you write a song about it?

I'd say,

♪ What is this that stands before me? ♪

Exactly. [laughing]

That would make a great album cover, that would.

Look at that, it's on top of the tree.

That's great, that is. Look at that, Sharon.

That would be a great album cover.

Looks like he's got a guitar in his hands.

[Jack] He does, right, yeah!

You know, my thing about this,

if you don't understand what you're doing,

- don't do it. - Yeah.

Because you might unlock some [bleep],

you don't know what it is you've unlocked.

So what would we like to give

this mysterious demonic fire beast?

- A nine. - I give it a ten as well.

- A ten? - [bell rings]

Nine and a 10, rising from the ashes,

- Yeah! - Do you believe

that that's actually paranormal

to give it the nine and the 10?

So you think there's a possibility

that could actually be some kind of demon?

- Yes, rising! - It could be some demonic...

-Well, put it this way, -Portals of Hell!

Back in the 1600s or whatever it was,

if you'd have saw that, they'd burn you at the [bleep] stake.

Oh yeah, I mean they'd have burned you at the stake,

for 99% of the things we do today...

[Sharon] On the fire!

All right. It's a good creepy one,

this is from Savannah, Georgia, which obviously

has no shortage of hauntings.

It's considered one of the most haunted

cities in America. All right, check this out.

- Is it a photo then? - Yes.

- Just a photo? - Yes.

What the [bleep] are we looking at?

All right. Find the ghost.

What am I looking at?

[Jack] Do you see anything in the window?

It's not that hard to spot.

Look, right here is the ghost of a child.

A ghostly [bleep] child?

Supposedly this is a site where a man

murdered his daughter in the 1800s.

Now visitors claim to see a face or,

you know, a little girl peering out of the window.

- This supposedly-- - I don't see a [bleep] ghost.

-Two eyes, and nose-- -Oh, now I see. It looks a bit like a girl.

- Black hair. - That ain't a [bleep] head.

- No? Yes, no? - No.

It looks like a Pekinese dog.

- Yeah it does! - A Pekinese dog?

Yeah!

Yeah.

Okay, so what do we give this on the Woogie Boogie scale?

- Two for effort. - How do you do that--

- [imitates foghorn] - Go on, make that.

[imitates fanfare and foghorn]

- Oh, no. - [imitates sad trombone]

That's a Pekinese looking out of a window.

I can't [bleep] do this. You guys are impossible.

- It's not a Pekinese! - What do you give it?

- I give it a 10. - What?

It's a ghost staring into my soul.

What's going on, guys? Are we believing?

I believe this much.

- This, oh. - This much.

- All right. - It's good.

Well, you guys are a tough crowd.

You know that, Jack.

Doug? Hey, Doug, do you believe?

[laughing]

Can you see Jesus in the taco?

- Look, there he is! - What the [bleep]

This next clip I have for you is something

we have never seen before,

- The [bleep] is that? - Wow.

[creepy laughing]

[creepy laughing]

All right, you guys prepared?

Have you guys got your, like,

ready to learn something hat on?

- Yeah. - Always, I'm always prepared.

Sure.

We are going to be doing a little part of the show

called Paranormal or Pareidolia.

[fun music]

Pareidolia is the phenomenon in which people

will find faces in things where there's no faces.

It's like--

Arguably. Yes.

So people will often, "Oh, I can see a face in the clouds."

It's a phenomenon called pareidolia and it's your brain

- just trying to find-- - Excuses to be nuts.

[chuckling]

Beside that, it's your brain

trying to find patterns in things

- and you know, faces. - [Sharon] Okay, okay.

It's like, it's like how--

[Jack] Well, we're tuned to faces.

That's how, we just are

so we're tuned to finding faces.

So we've got Keanu Reeves... [laughing]

Do you think you could apply that to the devil

and that face in the window?

- [Ozzy] Yes, but the devil... - The devil felt real?

It didn't feel real,

it looked like-- It looked like the devil.

- Yeah. - Okay, for me,

when you have to look at something a few times,

then you go, "Oh, yeah, I can see it."

- But the devil was instant. - [Jack] Yeah.

So you didn't have to take a second

to try and organize it in your brain.

The girl at the window was nothing.

But if you did study and you looked at it,

- it was a Pekinese. - Hm.

Okay, well here's another example of pareidolia.

Oh good.

- What the [bleep] - Is that a sink or an eyeball?

Sink.

Oh, yeah, it's a sink.

But it looks like an eyeball for a second

For a second, yes.

- It's got fish eyes, innit? - Yeah.

That's what I thought when I first saw it.

The fish, the fish.

Next one. Is this paranormal or pareidolia?

Can you see...

- Looks like someone's burnt the tea towel. - [Jack] Jesus.

Can you see Jesus in the taco?

- That's a taco? - Or is it a tortilla?

It's a tortilla, it's tortilla Jesus.

- Can you see eyes? - Yeah.

And then the nose and then his beard

and then the crown of thorns?

[bleep]

- Looks like he's been wiping his ass with a tea towel. - That's what I thought.

It looked like someone wiping their ass on toilet paper.

No wonder you guys are going to Hell.

That is Jesus Christo on a tortilla.

It looks like somebody's wiped their butt

on a [bleep] bit of old rag. It's a diaper.

Soiled old diaper.

So what I'm hearing you say is that it is paranormal

'cause someone managed to wipe their ass on a--

- And it looks like Jesus! - Yes.

The face of Jesus seen in a train station.

- [Ozzy] Enough! - No Jack!

This is a, this is in Hong Kong, too.

They don't necessarily believe in Jesus in China.

Oh, no.

Look, there he is. Face. Jesus' face in the wall.

- Oh, please! - What the [bleep]?

- Come on! - Please!

This is scraping the barrel!

Jesus is staring into my soul.

Now, how did they make out that is Jee-zoos?

- [Sharon] How is that-- - [Ozzy] It's [bleep] Rasputin

- Jee-zoos? Who is Jee-zoos? - Mm-hm.

Same as Jesus.

How did they make that out like that?

Because they want to believe, just like the Osbornes.

That's just damp coming in on the stone.

- I give that [bleep] all. - [foghorn]

All right, so that is not Jesus

in the train station wall.

So not paranormal and not pareidolia.

So would you say a pareidolia,

people just want to believe it? That is Jesus.

Yes. Why is it always Jesus for [bleep] sake?

Because he's gonna return one day.

[laughing]

Last one.

Is that a dog running towards--

- A dog. - Or someone running away?

It's a dog!

Or is it someone running away?

It's a [bleep] dog running towards me!

Or is it someone running away?

No, hold on a minute. Because the shoe,

I can't see the shoe. Okay.

Is that someone running away

or a dog running towards you?

It's a dog running towards me

I can see his [bleep] black nose,

little white beard at the bottom, two ears

and a tail. Back leg, front two, front legs.

But it kind of looks like someone running away.

Is it a dog?

- It is a dog. - Look at the dog's head!

Oh, okay. You're so clever!

What?

No!

That's actually a man running away?

- No way! - Oh, yeah.

Wait, this is actually a man running away from the camera?

What the [bleep]?

- That looks just like a dog. - How the [bleep]?

It's snow on his hair.

Wow.

- This is actually a man-- - That's what I mean,

it's a man running away.

I thought it was a dog running towards us.

No, it's not. It's definitely, I'd put money on that,

it's a man running away.

I don't know what to believe anymore. Jesus might be real.

What is it then?

This is actually a man running away from the camera.

But I would have bet my life savings,

which isn't a whole lot these days,

on a photo of a dog.

- He's wearing a backpack. - [Sharon] I don't get it.

[Ozzy speaking]

So what are we gonna give that, if that's real--

I mean, this doesn't really fall under Woogie Boogie.

I would've put my life on the [bleep] that it was a dog.

-Yeah -I think it's a bit hubbledy bubbledy.

It's me, hubbledy bubbledy.

[Jack] Hubbledy bubbledy...

I don't actually believe it's a man running away,

I think it's a dog running towards us

and I think someone's trying to [bleep] with me

because now I'm questioning my own reality.

I've been telling you for years, son,

go and get a good reality check.

[laughing]

I can't figure out what this is.

- It's got long arms. - Wow.

[man] I mean, just look at this building.

[Jack] Dad I know you love a haunted school.

So we've got another one for you.

- [bleep] get the [bleep]. - [Ozzy] [bleep] Scary.

[creepy laughing]

[creepy laughing]

Have you ever heard of the Grassman

and what do you think the Grassman is?

- A gardener. - It's a man made out of wheat.

Yeah.

- Who smokes dog [bleep]. - Smokes dog [bleep],

and he's made out of wheat.

- No, no, grass. - [Sharon] Wheat?

Wheat or weed?

- Weed or wheat? - Oh, uh, both.

Okay. Interesting.

The Grassman is kind of like Bigfoot,

but he's a green, grassy Bigfoot instead of a big hairy beast.

I've never heard of Grass men.

How long have they been talked about?

Well, its first documented sighting was in August 1978.

Okay.

[ba-dum-tss]

Most recent sightings were June 20th 2017

until this video was captured February 2nd 2020.

- Let's take a look. - [Sharon] All righty then.

So these two guys from Ohio, they got a new drone,

they went to a state park to try it out,

and soon after they got there, they heard this.

[grating wailing]

[high pitched howling]

Good sound.

[Jack] Hm, I don't think you'd be saying that

if you heard it while you were in the middle of the woods.

[howling]

So they thought they may have spotted the source

of the noise with their drone.

So they got closer by foot and they stumbled across this.

It's a guy with a [bleep] coat on.

I don't think so, wait until they get close up.

They're just [bleep] around, aren't they?

That's a bloke in a suit.

And his best mate is the guy in the rubber suit

that goes in the water.

In the rubber suit, in the water.

- What does that mean? - Fish men?

So he's fish men, [bleep] bad actor.

No it's his friend. It's his friend.

Fish man's his mate.

Have you lost your mind?

And to man in a suit, Jack, come on.

We don't know that for sure.

I'd put money on it.

Like you put money on the dog running towards us,

Those guys and the whispering...

And I should imagine that Bigfoot,

whoever he is or whatever he is,

has perfect hearing.

And he could hear whispers and he'd be after 'em.

Like [bleep] off a shovel. It'd be after 'em.

Nah, if he was something like Bigfoot or Smallfoot

- or Big Ass or whatever. - Big Ass!

He wasn't like, come in for a cuddle.

He was clearly keeping his distance

poking around from a tree.

The walking, the way, it was a man in a suit.

Yeah, we didn't move with him screwing around there.

Why has nobody got like,

an actual whoa close up shot of him?

Because it's an elusive interdimensional creature.

Oh, okay.

Okay, where would you put this

- on the Woogie Boogie scale? - Two for effort

from these [bleep] that are making this

and laughing up a storm.

- Four. - Okay.

[bleep] that's a [bleep] generous one.

Fair enough. Fair enough, fair enough.

- What do you give that? - You know what?

I'm gonna keep my opinions to myself.

Go on then, I want to hear it, Jack!

I think there's a high possibility

it could have been someone in a suit.

But I also think it possibly could have been the Grassman.

- An inter-dimensional-- - Inter-dimensional Grassman.

- Okay. - All right. Moving on.

[upbeat rock music]

- [Sharon and Ozzy] Bigfoot. - Bigfoot!

- Bigfoot! - Grassman is too much

- of a stoner to fight. - Yeah.

Oh!

Buried alive would take longer.

Yeah, both are--

Yeah, dead and buried, yeah.

[bleep]

Burning! Freezing to death is relatively painless.

[Sharon] Jack!

Do you have any nice questions?

Do you guys know who Bugsy Siegel is?

Yes, I do.

He had a secret hideout.

This is really creepy.

And these kids snuck into it one night

to go and poke around.

[banging] [screaming]

[bleep] My God!

This is a high school in South Dakota.

It's abandoned now.

It has a dark, abusive past.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa [bleep]. - Wow!

[creepy laughing]

[creepy laughing]

Do you guys know who Bugsy Siegel is?

- Yes, I do. - Who is he?

- The guy who-- - A gangster.

A gangster who built Flamenco Hotel.

- So he built the-- - Flamingo!

[Ozzy] He got shot in California

[Sharon] In his house in Beverly Hills.

[Jack] Huh? Well, apparently, he had a secret hideout.

[Ozzy] You know, that place in Palm Springs we go to,

- That spa? - Yes.

- That was Al Capone's. - Really?

- Two Bunch Palms? - Yeah.

- Was Al Capone's? - That was his hideout. Yeah

- We stayed in his room. - Huh.

Interesting.

Bugsy Siegel had a haunted Bracken Fern Manor

in Lake Arrowhead, and these kids snuck into it

one night to go and poke around.

- Right. - This is what happened.

It's just really creepy.

[Jack] So this is Kelsi. She's one of the investigators

- on this ghost hunt. - [Kelsi] I heard a voice.

[muffled radio noises]

Do you hear that? It sounds like a radio.

- Yeah! - That's the voice

she's referring to.

So she's basically using an app that is a ghost box.

I don't know how reliable it is,

but the way ghost boxes work

is that it scrambles up AM FM frequencies.

And theoretically, the ghost can communicate

by unscrambling words.

In simple terms, it allows you

to communicate with spirits. Theoretically.

How many of you are there?

Get Kelsi out of here?

- Wow. - That's crystal clear.

Now watch this.

- That's spooky, that is. - It is.

[Kelsi] Holy [bleep] the door's [bleep] opening.

- [slamming] - [screaming]

That's scary! That's pretty [bleep].

[Jack] That's intense, right?

[Sharon] Mm-hm.

Oh, my freaking God.

When was this done, Jack?

This happened February 2020.

Would you guys do an overnight

- at the Bracken Manor? - No.

- No? - Yeah.

Do you guys have a favorite American Gangster?

Mine is him because of what he did to Vegas.

He absolutely created it. So, yeah.

Oh, yeah, he was, wasn't he?

Was one of the only Jewish American gangsters that--

Yeah.

Where'd you put that on the Woogie Boogie?

-Seven -Seven? Mom?

- Four. - Really?

Yep, because I don't think

that those kid's reaction was strong enough.

Oh, if I'd have been that age and that was going on

and whispering and door slamming.

I mean, my hair would've stood up.

Well, they didn't exactly tiptoe down the stairs!

I'm gonna give it a seven as well.

I think it was pretty good

Was somebody living in that house?

I think it's still occupied, I think it's a hotel right?

Yeah, because it didn't look like...

-Dilapidated -Empty, no.

All right. Next one.

Dad I know you love a haunted school.

So we got another one for you.

This is a high school in South Dakota

located near Crow Creek, Native American Reservation.

It's abandoned now, but has all the ingredients

of a good, spooky, haunted building.

It has a dark, abusive past, much like my childhood.

Here we go, get out that violin.

[Jack] Over the years, much like my childhood.

[melancholy violin music playing]

And it's located on sacred naked, Native American land,

- much like my childhood. - Your childhood, yes.

[laughing]

Check out what this group captured

while they were on their little investigation.

And this is from July of 2020.

[bleep] here we go, boys.

[Jack] So the school has lost several buildings

due to fires throughout its history.

And the theory is that kind of pain

could definitely lead to residual hauntings.

But they didn't find anything.

That was until they started to explore the exterior.

Watch the top window as he pans the camera up?

I'm just looking into this building.

Oh [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep].

Bro, bro, bro, bro.

Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro! [bleep]

- Somebody's walking around! - Yeah but who the [bleep]

is in the abandoned-- With no flashlight.

Just walking, "doo do do", like...

There's nothing there!

Really? You can't see that?

Look at it again. Look at that!

What do you think, caretaker or spirit?

It has a big question mark there.

- [Ozzy] Yeah. - Very interesting.

Interesting. What do you think?

What do we give it on the Woogie Boogie scale?

- Five. - Mum?

Five.

Okay, but here's the thing.

He was shining his flashlight right on it.

- Yes. - So wouldn't the features

be illuminated by the flashlight

- if it was a person? - It's a good distance.

What if it's a shadow person?

- No, he had a hood on. - Had a hood?

Yes, I could clearly see.

You say, "What if it's a shadow person?"

- Just like, living in there. - Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe. It's a condemned school, sure.

Here's some interesting facts about that place,

the Crow Creek Sioux Tribe settled on the reservation

- after escaping-- - You've just read this.

No I didn't! After escaping a--

If it's about a reservation, you've read it.

I know, but there's some interesting facts

- I want to share with you. - [Sharon] Go on.

- You've read it all! - I didn't read any of this!

You know what? We're moving on.

[bleep] it. [Sharon laughs]

[rock music]

Okay, go on.

Saw? Seven.

- Never heard of it. - Eight.

Four.

I don't think you guys have seen that.

- Who is in it? - Sarah Michelle Gellar?

Nev Campbell. I don't know.

Molly Ringwell!

- Scream? - They're frightening.

Those phone calls that they get

- and all of that, the panic. - They're like, a six.

Yeah, I think a seven.

Six

I would say maybe eight. An eight.

Me no like that chainsaw.

- Look at that! - Wow.

Pretty intense.

He comes and goes and there's still no explanation to it.

Do you think it could be something otherworldly, like aliens?

This next clip I have for you is something

we have never seen before, probably never will see again.

Whatever this is has four legs.

That's amazing, that is, really.

[creepy laughing]

God, I guess it just depends

on the age at which I saw it.

Like when I saw The Thing,

that scared the [bleep] out of me.

That was a 10 when I was a kid.

Yeah, that movie scared the [bleep] outa me.

Well, I kept going, "Don't you ever watch it".

I know you were like "Don't watch it.

Don't ever watch it."

And I was like, "Can I, please?"

And you're like, "Fine, put it on."

I felt like it was like a coming of age thing

- in our house. - [Sharon baby talks]

[laughing]

- "I'm all right," as you're pale. - Yeah.

[creepy laughing]

Okay, do you guys know what the hum

conspiracy theory is?

[tense music]

- Never heard of it before. - Not a clue.

Okay, basically, and I experienced this

a couple months ago and I was actually

tweeting about it online.

There have been hundreds and hundreds of reports

of this very strange phenomenon.

Essentially, people will hear a low hum frequency

in their ear.

The thing that makes this unique is that,

okay, in a city you can say, oh, it's powerplant,

- it's traffic, it's cables... - Yes.

- It's, you know, noise, just city noise pollution. - Yes. Yeah.

But this happens a lot out in rural nature reserves.

Yeah, but it could be the planet or...

But that's the thing, exactly.

Like is the planet making some [bleep] noise?

It could be.

Let's take a look at a montage

of where this phenomenon has been captured.

Is it like a Buddhist hum?

No, it's like a, I don't know...

It's just like a-- It's like a ringing.

Like a... [hums]

[humming]

Bristol! [laughs]

Ooh, our Bristol!

- You hear that? - Yeah

[humming on video]

But you know what makes it hum a lot?

- [Jack] What? - Overhead electric cables.

Yeah, but this is the-- This is the phenomenon though

that a lot of people experience out in nature.

[background humming]

It's [bleep] weird.

[man] Don't know what it is,

but it's kind of freaked me out a bit.

[Jack] I find this kind of ominous.

It doesn't sound like it's coming from this Earth.

Next one.

[humming on video]

- Yeah, I can hear. It. Yeah. - Yeah I can hear it.

- What do you think it is? - See that like, cable?

The electric cables. Yeah.

[Jack] I don't think so.

I mean, if wires made that noise,

everybody everywhere would hear it.

So here's the weird thing.

The person recording this video

moves the camera around and the noise doesn't change.

If it was coming from any one direction,

it would fade in and out as he's moving the camera.

[humming continues]

Did you notice the audio levels didn't change?

Yeah, I can see that.

[Jack] That tells me that this is some kind of

omnipresent noise, and it's not coming

- from any singular direction. - Mm hm.

To me, that's kind of [bleep] scary.

- It's a mystery. - [Jack] Yeah.

All right. I have another mystery for you right now.

Perhaps the biggest.

This one is known as the Windsor Hum.

And to your point earlier, Dad,

this one is on a nature reserve.

There are no power lines of any kind for miles.

Listen to this.

[pulsing warped hum]

- You hear that? - Mm-hm.

That's [bleep] very strange.

Yeah.

That's odd, that's very odd.

So there's no electrical pylons

or cables in there, right, in the nature reserve?

No, exactly.

So just listen.

[pulsing warped hum]

A lot of people like lose their [bleep] over it

- because it was first reported in 2011... - Mm-hm.

And it comes and goes

and there's still no explanation to it.

What do you think it is?

I ain't got a clue, Jack.

So the hum has been featured in many pop culture shows.

It was in X-Files, Criminal Minds,

Unsolved Mysteries, the Unexplained.

So it's a known thing.

No, I get it. It's probably the noise of the world

drifting in the breeze.

What do you guys give the mysterious--

- Five. - Five?

- Seven. - Seven?

Okay I'm gonna give it a seven too

- because I love the mystery behind it. - Yeah.

Do you think it could be something otherworldly,

- like aliens? - Nah.

All righty. Last but not least,

- The last one? - This is the last one.

- Is it an octopus? - [Ozzy] What the [bleep].

No, this-- [chuckles] So far on the show,

we've seen a lot of paranormal evidence

from people's homes, security cameras,

but this next clip I have for you

is something we have never seen before,

probably never will see again.

First, you're going to think this is just a person...

- Mm-hm. - But let's hold off our judgment.

This happened while this couple was on vacation

and their Ring security camera picked up the footage.

It happened in Madison, Wisconsin,

- Okay, been there. - November 26, 2020.

[man] You don't see anybody walking,

I'm gonna rewind it.

Okay, look, when we back it up,

we see this person or whatever it is, come in frame.

It looks like a person.

Fast forward a little bit more.

I'm gonna zoom in, whatever this is

has four legs.

Look at that. What is that?

[Sharon laughs]

[Man] But we back it up, okay, press play,

it's not there, it's not on camera,

[Jack] So we've got two [bleep] up things

going on here.

This person or creature or whatever the [bleep] it is,

disappears entirely when you hit the play button.

That makes no sense.

And for [bleep] sake, it's got four legs!

What is this? Will somebody tell us?

It's somebody with a kid!

It's a woman with a kid!

[Jack] I don't think so.

I thought it was gonna be like,

two front legs and two back legs.

- [Ozzy] Somebody with a-- - Someone with a huge dong.

[bleep] rubbish.

So you think it's a ghost, an alien, a cryptid?

No, I think it's a woman walking along with a kid.

I think it's a couple of teenagers sharing one coat

and they're walking home.

All right. Well, the guy posted this video on Reddit,

which is a forum which led to a big discussion

as to what it could be.

So a bunch of people weighed in.

Some people said it was evidence of a parallel universe.

Other people said it was for sure a shadow person.

Some people said it was a creature able to move

- at super speed. - But nobody came up

- with two kids sharing one coat? - No.

- But why couldn't you see it... - When they're walking one way?

when they're playing it normally?

Why can you only see it when you rewind them?

'Cause obviously-- Oh, [bleep], I don't know, Jack.

[laughing]

What would you give that on the Woogie Boogie?

- Mum? - I'd give it a five.

- Seven. - I'm gonna give it an eight

because I love the mystery around it.

Ladies and gentlemen, this brings us

to our conclusion of this here episode.

Are we closer to becoming believers?

In a UFO, but not-- You've got a bit to go

with the old spooky wookie wookie.

Yeah, the spooky wookie.

[laughing]

When are you gonna get us some real good stuff?

I'm trying. I'm really trying.

[Jack] You ready to go on a little adventure?

[Sharon] Yes. Why not?

All aboard the Dark Lord's crazy train!

[Sharon] Now, what have we got?

[Jack] Is Jesus sending us a message via Tokyo?

[Ozzy] [bleep] hell.

[Jack] What in the actual [bleep]

Is happening right now?

Oh, the ground is splitting open.

[Sharon] That's just Mother Nature.

[Jack] Well, where's your lucky

heavy metal chicken now?

[chicken clucking]