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- I'm up for this. - Yeah?

I'm so up for this, right now.

Can we go... get on with the show?

I'm ready. I'm ready, dude.

- Put the phone down, then, please. - Okay, Daddy.

All right, are you guys ready? [Sharon] Yeah, ready.

Let's believe.

[Jack] We maybe the first family of darkness,

but not all of us are true believers in the paranormal.

We wanna believe.

- Has a ghost ever been caught on film? - Yes.

[Jack] And I have the evidence that will blow their minds.

- [Sharon] Yeah. - I think you're starting to believe.

She believes.

[Jack] Whoa! What is happening?

Oh, God, no!

- All right, how we doing? - Good.

Here we are, back in the basement.

We call this the energy basement because

it just fills us with so much energy.

[Sharon] Shut up.

We're gonna start off today with a bit of a good one.

- Go on, then. - But first,

I would like to show you this Mel Meter, right here.

- [Sharon] Yes. - This is one of the handy dandy ghost hunting tools.

The way this works is that it emits, like, a net--

- Around it. - If you will, a dome shape. If something comes near it,

or touches it,

it will trigger.

There is also this... it's got a reading right here called the...

- 'Cause you used this with Kelly. - Yes.

- Yes, it was going nuts. - This is the one we had the conversation with.

I've lost you, haven't I?

Maybe...

it's a demonic entity draining your energy.

- Just like me. - I think we need to do the next episode in a garden.

I think a nice garden with fresh air

and lovely lemonade.

Mmm-hmm.

The gentleman that invented that,

his daughter died in a car crash and he invented it--

- As a way to communicate with her. - With her.

So, now that you know what a Mel Meter is,

I've got some good poltergeist activity, for you on this one.

You like poltergeist clips, right?

- Daddy does. - Yeah.

[Jack] This one comes to us from Shrewsbury in England,

at a haunted railway station where allegedly

18 people died in a train crash.

Creepy stuff. [gasps]

[electronic whirring]

[Jack] Keep an eye on the chair, in the upper left hand corner.

[man] I think I just heard "dead".

Are you dead?

[crackling of static]

- Did you die-- - No.

[Jack] They've got a ghost box type thing.

[man] The whole room just freaking shook.

- [man 1] What was that? - [man 2] I don't know.

[man 1] This whole room just freaking shook.

- [man 2] Sure rumbled-- - [man 1] What was that?

[man 2] I don't like this, bro.

[rumbling]

Drawers were closing. Table moved.

I see that the chair moved.

[man] Not a signal.

[Sharon] Shut up.

[man] Not a signal doing this.

[Jack] They're filming this teddy bear because it's actually been rigged

to have a Rem pod inside of it.

So they're almost using it like a trigger object.

[man] Stuart, I don't know what the hell is going on.

[Jack] I want a Mel Meter bear.

[man] The room is filling with EMF like no tomorrow.

[Jack] I'm gonna put one in my bear.

Oh, I understand now what you're saying. That is a--

- It has one of these inside the bear. - Inside the bear.

- Yeah. - Okay. Okay.

What did you say?

The bear is one of those.

It's disguised as a teddy bear.

- [Ozzy] Okay. - [Jack] Hmm.

I missed the chair.

- You didn't see the chair move? - No. I didn't.

Watch.

[Ozzy] You know...

[man] This whole room just freaking shook.

They point the camera at the chair that moves.

[Jack] Watch.

[man] What the hell?

[Jack] Here it is again in slow motion.

Whatever it was, it was scary enough

to send this team of ghosthunters, running for their lives.

- See it? - [both] Yeah.

But he is...

You're saying it's a bit too coincidental?

Bit stringy.

Bit stringy, Jack.

It's too convenient 'cause it's so...

It's in a [bleep] house and it's...

just so happens to be pointing the camera at a chair.

And I would have been impressed

if the chair was thrown across the room.

- [Jack] Picked it up and smashed it over their head? - Yeah.

All right, how do we rate this on the Woogie Boogie scale?

No, Jackie, that's a onie.

A onie?

It's a onie with a bit of wire wrapped around the chair and yanked.

One.

I liked this one.

I mean, do you feel like the possible train accident is...

No, we don't think this place is... You're saying flat out...

Doesn't matter 18 people died in a train crash?

No, no.

I feel like 18 people in a train crash is,

kind of a low number.

I think it's a high number, Jack. A lot of bloody people.

- One's a [bleep] high number. - True.

- Do you believe in poltergeist activity? - Yeah.

Okay, oh. Mom?

I think they're, like, trapped spirits between

here and there kind of thing.

Kind of like Doug's breath.

Dog's breath smells like a trapped spirit.

Dog's breath is in a league of its own.

Dog's breath's a military--

- A military ground of destruction. - Weapons grade...

- We're gonna be sending him to-- - Point him towards...

Oh! And they'll come out of the sky.

Argh.

His breath is like something from Game Of Thrones.

Isn't it? Medieval breath.

Next one, Jack.

All right, this next one gained a lot of attention worldwide

and was covered in news broadcasts across the globe.

This is a video captured on a security camera,

from the Cato bar in Chinatown district of Singapore.

Uh, it's really kind of creepy.

There's a lot that kinda goes on.

You're gonna see a stool mysteriously wobble, fall to the ground

and what looks like some kind of creature run out of the bar.

I don't know what it is. I don't know if this is a cryptid.

I don't know if this is a ghost.

But whatever the hell, it was caught on camera.

All right, check this out. This one is actually really cool.

[Jack] Some people are just hanging at the bar,

- doing their thing. - [Sharon] Okay.

[Jack] Look.

[Sharon] Oh, dear.

[Jack] It's, like...

- What? - [Jack] That stool. Watch it. It's moving.

- [Jack] It's wobbling back and forth. - [Sharon] Yeah.

[Jack] Now, look how much that's wobbling.

Wow.

[Jack] Falls.

They go, "What the [bleep]?" And now watch the door.

[Ozzy] Oh, watching. Look.

You do get a lot of spirits in a bar. Don't you?

[laughing]

- [Sharon] Look, slow motion. - Zing!

[Jack] Look.

- [Ozzy] Actually it's pretty interesting. - [Sharon] It is.

- [Jack] That's a weird one, right? - [Sharon] It is.

All right, so this video was viewed over 275,000 times.

People online for the most part,

are accepting this is evidence of the paranormal.

So what are your reactions? What do we think?

- I give it an eight. - You give that one an eight?

Yeah, I would too.

Two eights. I'm gonna make that a three eighter.

So, we've three eights.

If this was fake,

how do you think they went about it?

Oh, I haven't got a clue.

Not unless it was, like, fish wire.

Yeah, I think maybe a fish wire on the stool,

but that figure running past them,

only other thing I though it could be is,

like, a cat running out. But it looks like it's on two legs.

- It does look like the way it's moving there. - Yeah.

It doesn't look like an animal.

'Cause I thought an animal or something. Maybe a big rat.

But it's not that way.

Let's go to the next one.

[Jack] Ah, we have a real poltergeist activity caught in school.

We know you love a good school poltergeist, Dad.

- In Southampton, England. - Yeah.

- This is a real poltergeist caught on camera. - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

Now this school is now a museum.

Many employees believe the facility is haunted

and have witnessed seeing a ghost.

We're about to watch a couple try to communicate with

whatever the [bleep] is haunting the museum.

[Jack] So, here are the ghosthunters

that were brought in to investigate the school,

after many employees reported seeing apparitions of children.

This one's weird.

Hannah.

Just screw right back.

- [Sharon] This was done at night? - No, it's in the day.

Oh, 'cause his eyes look weird.

If there's any children here, make a massive banging noise, please.

[Jack] Watch this.

[Sharon] That's the door.

[Jack] Whatever it was, it slammed the door shut,

even though a brick was propping the door open.

[Sharon] That's the door.

Somebody's behind the [bleep] door.

Could it be someone behind the door? Yes.

Hundred percent. Do I think it is?

- Is that what it is? - That's all there is?

- Yeah. - Oh, bloody hell.

Somebody behind the [bleep] door.

Why did they only show this little bit?

Because that's the only bit of evidence they captured.

I was expecting the beads to go and the chair to move...

The blackboard to start scribbling...

They can't all be that terrifyingly active school in Ireland.

With [bleep] flies around.

What do we think?

I think it was a breeze.

It shook the poster on the wall

and then it slammed the door.

'Cause it was all that side of the room.

So I think a breeze, a gust of wind came in--

I think somebody in the room, behind the [bleep] door.

Argh.

I do think it's possible it could have been a breeze. But the brick?

I don't know.

I mean it would have been a strong gust.

If someone was behind the door and shoved the door,

I think the brick would move.

[Jack laughing] Fair enough.

So, Woogie Boogie scale what?

One.

Oh, [bleep] sake.

- Let's see if there's any spirits down here. - Let's see.

- Come on. - Anything?

Oh, it's actually pretty...

pretty quiet in here, Doug.

Any spirits in your ass? No.

We have some UFOs now.

- [Sharon] Oh, my Lord. - [Ozzy] Ball lightning.

Not ball lightning.

This is very mystifying.

This clip is actually pretty [bleep] crazy.

This guy is in the middle of the desert in Jordan.

There's this witch that haunts this old structure.

I know a good witch hunt when I see it. Go on.

- Hi. - Good morning.

- How we doing? - Great.

Are we willing to believe today?

Trying to be willing to believe.

All right, we have

some UFOs now. We're changing it up.

Okay.

- You know I watch a lot of things about UFOs? - Mmm-hmm.

It's some pretty compelling loads of [bleep].

But there is some stuff, that you go,

- "Maybe that's real." - 100%.

Especially the one with the military plane.

There is nothing better than that footage.

That's kind of the holy grail right now, is the military stuff.

Now, these next few clips,

they all look very similar.

So I don't know if this is some strange phenomenon which is occurring

all over the world or if it's some kind of craft

which is traveling all across the world.

Let's give it a look.

- [Jack] Look at that. - [Sharon] Oh, my Lord.

Not ball lightning.

The way that's traveling. Oh, my Lord.

That looks pretty impressive.

Wow!

[Ozzy] If it was ball lightning, it would be a lot more round.

It wouldn't be curved.

But that one is an interesting one.

It's a big deal, that one.

- See the military drones. - Mmm-hmm.

Some people thought it was skydivers,

with flares on them.

- [Ozzy] It could be. - Yeah.

[Sharon] Let's see the one...

[Jack] It kinda spins, it looks like.

[Sharon] Oh, that picture--

You believe?

I believe they come out.

I think this is very mystifying.

- [Jack] Mystifying, you say? - Yeah.

[Ozzy] Seven.

Seven, okay.

- I'll give it an eight. - An eight on the Woogie Boogie.

- Okay. - Moving swiftly along.

The next two we have are similar to the Venezuela one.

It looks like whatever craft or whatever the hell that is.

Went over Russia, too.

- It looks like it visited Russia at some point. - Okay.

In Volgograd. I've been there.

[Ozzy] Oh, it's coming.

That's pretty...

There is lot of them up there, [bleep] you know.

Yeah, they don't have balloons in Russia. Balloons are too happy.

What do we think?

What do we give that one on the Woogie Boogie?

[Ozzy] That's pretty compelling.

- [Ozzy] Seven. - [Jack] I'll take a seven any day.

Do you think it's multiple UFOs

or do you think it's one big one with a bunch of lights?

I don't know.

- Either or. - Okay.

- It could be military or UFOs. - What does Elvis think?

Oh, what do you say, my baby?

He's not saying a lot.

What would you do if you saw that? Would you film it? Would you...

Absolutely, yeah. I would be jumping up and down like a lunatic. [laughs]

- I would give it more than a glance. - Yeah.

All right, this next one comes to us from Rionegro,

- Colombia. - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

Uh, this is November, 2020.

And similar kind of thing.

It's a weird collection of lights.

Scattered UFOs, as we are kind of labeling them.

[man speaking Spanish]

Look, same kind of thing.

[Ozzy] It's the same thing.

[Jack] Yeah. They look like little electric lights in the sky

- They're more separated, though. - [Jack] Yes.

This configuration is much more separated.

Yeah, like, what the [beep] is that?

'Cause you know, you know, the...

they just released footage of the astronauts

on Gemini...

and [beeps] zoom into it and you can see the lights going around it.

- Really? They see something in space? - Yeah.

[beep]

Seeing all three of these videos together, do you think it's...

Do you think it could be the exact same thing,

like, visiting different parts of the world?

Yeah. I don't think there's aliens... robotics or sent

from wherever.

They just observe us and see what the hell we're doing.

[stammers] You can't never tell if they are massive or they're small--

- Yeah. - -...the distance they are.

Again, it could be drones.

- You think drones? - I think that's my word of the day actually.

- I think it is. Yeah. - It could be drones.

The lack of excitement from the guy filming it.

[in a dull voice] He's, like, "Uh, there's weird lights above us."

Yeah.

Where does this fall on the Woogie Boogie Scale?

- [Ozzy] I'll give it a seven. - You give that one a seven?

[Jack] Yeah.

If an alien race landed but it wasn't actually...

- it was, like, a robot that came out-- - Mmm-hmm.

Would you consider that contact with an alien species?

- Yeah, absolutely. - Yeah. I would.

Yeah. 'Cause it's like... I mean, look at it like if,

if an alien walked up to our rover that just landed on Mars,

- and just went... - [whirring]

The alien would be, like, "What kind of weird creatures are these?"

I have a little bit of back story to this next clip.

This is Belgium, June 14th, 2020.

This guy bought a brand new telescope,

and him and his telescope friend

decided to, like, stay up all night and, like, capture the moon,

through all its phases over the night.

So he filmed a time lapse of the moon as the sun started to rise at dawn.

All of a sudden when he looked back at the footage,

he noticed this strange object flying into view.

It didn't look like a satellite,

it didn't look like an aeroplane or a bird.

He even went online to see where the International Space Station was

in relation to where he had been pointing his telescope.

Lo and behold, it was nowhere near.

So, what the [beep] is this?

Look at that.

[Ozzy] Space junk!

- I don't... - Do satellites go that fast, Jacky?

They don't go that fast.

Not in my... No, I've seen satellites and they don't...

[Ozzy stammering] Maybe this could be out of the Earth's atmosphere.

- [Ozzy] Just look the size of the [beep] moon? - [Jack] Hmm.

Look at the size... It's magnified

So that could be space junk or a satellite,

- going by, you know? - Yeah.

It's not the space station.

There is a chance it could be a satellite, but it's...

[Ozzy] Space junk!

So you think it's space junk?

- I think it's either a satellite or space junk. - [electrical buzzing]

It's not alien, I don't think.

Mom, what do you think it is?

Either space...

No. Either a satellite or a UFO.

- Okay. - Going home for its breakfast.

I don't know. I think it's... [exhales]

No idea what that could be.

It's definitely a UAP. It's an Unknown Aerial Phenomenon.

Unexplained Aerial Phenomenon.

- Good footage. - I... [clicks tongue]

I give that... Just for the footage, I would give it an eight.

- I'll give it seven, again. - I'll give it seven too.

Seven on the Woogie Boogie. Okay.

- Amen. Eights and sevens. - [Sharon] I'll give it a seven.

- Let's move on. - Yeah.

Would you go up there, Jack?

[sighs] Okay.

Probably not because it's a two-year mission.

[Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

It takes seven months to get there, you can't come back for a year 'cause...

Yeah. It's a two-and-a-half-year round trip

and I just don't know if I would wanna be away from home for that long.

- [Sharon] No. - [Ozzy] But you gonna live on fake air for two years.

Yeah. I'd miss Doug and my kids.

[Ozzy] Kids.

[Jack] And my parents.

I don't know. There's a lot of drama around here.

Might give me some good. [chuckles]

- Who's that? - Oh, [beep].

Now it is scary. [chuckles]

All right. This next clip is the witch hunt.

The screaming was horrible, actually.

[Jack] Yeah.

[in sing-song voice] Little Turkish street alien.

This one is just plain weird.

I think it's a load of old bollocks!

I think you're a load of old bollocks.

[Ozzy laughing]

All right, so here we are.

On another episode of Osbournes Want to Believe.

And I'm trying to make my parents believe even more.

Uh, but my dad has mysteriously turned into a dog named Doug.

Hey, Doug.

You're a handsome boy. Do you believe in ghosts?

Do you believe in Big Foot?

Do you believe in UFOs?

Do you believe in Pukwudgies?

No. He doesn't give a [beep].

[Ozzy laughing]

All right. Drumroll, please.

Are you ready to play one of my favorite games,

on Osbournes Want to Believe?

[Jack] It's time for Celebrity Time Traveler.

Remember when we discussed the theories about celebrities

that have actually been time travelers?

It's um, what's his face?

- Johnny Depp. - [bell dinging]

Well, we're gonna revisit that topic again

and we're gonna play the same game.

[sighs wearily] Okay.

There is a theory that celebrities have the ability to time travel.

So, take a look at these photos.

Who does that look like?

- Michael Jackson. - Oh, Michael Jackson.

- [bell dinging] - [Jack] That didn't take much.

[Jack] That's definitely MJ.

That is definitely Michael Jackson.

But he may have used that photo to say, "I want to look like this."

[Ozzy] That is the real Michael.

- Look at the shirt, the hat. - [Sharon] That's not--

The shirt, the hat. It's [beeping] identical.

But the thing is, Michael Jackson wasn't born like that.

- He made himself like that. - Yeah.

- So you can't say. - That's a good point.

That's true.

Who's that?

- I wouldn't know. - [bell buzzes]

Nicholas Cage.

[clapping]

[chuckles softly]

- Who's that? - Oh! Now it is scary. [chuckles]

Who's that?

- Look. - I don't know.

Steve Martin.

- [Ozzy] Steve Martin! - [Sharon] Shut up, Jack!

[Sharon chuckling] This is ridiculous.

- Who's that? - Elizabeth Taylor.

- [bell buzzes] - [Sharon] No.

- It's Matt Damon with who I don't know. - [bell dinging]

- Yup, Matt Damon. - [applauding]

[Jack] That's [beep] crazy.

[drawling] That looks like Matt Damon.

So when was... Who is that?

I thought that was Matt Damon.

That is Matt Damon.

And that's Matt Damon but not Matt Damon.

- [Ozzy] Huh? - Oh, that's not Matt Damon?

That's time traveling Matt Damon.

- 1961. - Oh, wow! The image.

That's a really good one. That's a good one.

[drawling] It's a good Matt Damon.

Dad, can you say [drawling] Matt Damon?

- Go on. All right, who are these people? - That's the sex guy.

- [bell buzzes] - Uh...

- Sex guy? Hefner? - Who is it?

[Ozzy] The guy who...

- [Jack] Hugh Hefner. - [Sharon and Ozzy] Playboy.

- [Sharon] Okay. - [Jack] All right, Hugh Hefner.

- [Sharon]Yeah. - [Jack] That's Hugh Hefner with the same look.

- That's Taylor Swift. [chuckles] - [Ozzy] Nothing like Swift.

- [Sharon] Oh you are just... - [laughing]

You just stop this.

- That is... - Who's that?

- [all laughing] - Anne Hathaway.

- [Ozzy] Oh, I like her. - [Sharon] Oh, this is...

- This is funny. - [Ozzy] She's got a bigger mustache...

[Jack] This is so much fun.

All right, who's that?

Well, I wouldn't know.

[Jack] Angry. Angry child.

- Maisie Williams. - [Sharon] She's a...

- She's a great actress. Go on. - [Jack] She killed the Night King.

[Sharon] That I... Yeah, it does look a bit like...

Go on.

All right, who's that?

A little person in a cape.

[Ozzy] [beeping] No.

That's oddly similar. They look similar.

Peter Dinklage.

Peter Dinklage in, not in Game of Thrones

but looking like Game of Thrones.

Peter Dinklage, in real life.

Maybe he was such a good actor 'cause he was just living out an old past life.

- No way. - All right, this guy?

- Who do we think? - I've no idea.

Clearly he's got thyroid problems. Look at those bulgy eyes.

Yeah. Who is it?

[Jack] Matthew Perry.

- I can see that. I can see that. - Yeah.

[Jack] Who's this? It's a good one.

Jack Black. [laughs]

[Ozzy] Jack [beeps] Black. Sorry.

- It looks like Jack Black. - Such a stretch, Jack.

Who's this? You've got to get this one. This is [beep] obvious.

[alarm ticking]

[Jack] Alec Baldwin. [Ozzy] Alec [beep] Baldwin?

[all chuckling]

All right. What do we think?

I think it's a load of old bollocks.

I think you're a load of old bollocks.

How dare you speak to your mother that way here?

- I would-- - How many of those do you think are real?

None of them.

The Matt Damon was pretty good.

The Matt Damon was very good. I have to say that.

I thought it was a pic from a movie that he'd done.

But, um, that was very good.

But listen, there's only so many types of faces,

of course you're gonna find resemblance.

On the Woogie Boogie?

- Five. - Five?

I mean, come on.

- Listen, it was just meant... - Some of them were so far away.

So there is a conspiracy theory connected to this,

and it is that celebs have access to secret time-traveling abilities.

Like, this is legit.

People in the deep dark web.

It's called drugs.

Because there's such obsession over celebrities being involved in secret society

- and they get a bunch of access-- - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

What do you think was the weirdest thing that someone said,

"Hey, come and try this out,"

or, like, "Now that you are famous you can do this." What's the thing?

Has anyone ever, like, presented to you any kind of,

- secret anything? - Nope.

Nobody'll tell me a secret 'cause they know I'll tell everyone.

Do you believe that there is a secret group that controls Hollywood?

- Like a... - [both] Yes, I do.

And I think that there is also the sect of billionaires that control America as well.

I absolutely do.

Who would you think is a part of that secret Hollywood elite?

Like, would you say it's, like, studio heads

or do you think it's known celebrities?

[stammering] I got this theory,

that there's a government, but there's a government that run the government.

- [Jack] Mmm-hmm. - It's not white...

- as black and white as you think. - Yeah.

Would you... In Hollywood,

have you guys had the experience of kind of seeing

the controlling powers in Hollywood?

Mom may, I haven't.

- No. - No?

- No. - All right.

I'm too low down the food chain.

Hmm, interesting.

All right. Shall we move on?

Yo, please do.

A lot people think that Beyonce and Jay-Z are in the Illuminati.

Do you think that's real?

- It wouldn't surprise me. - Oh, they are...

They are the category of person I think would be.

- Yeah. - I'm not saying they are,

but you have to be on that level, you know, like,

the old man's a billionaire.

- She's, like... - A billionaire.

She's queen, you know, she absolutely is.

- So I would imagine that. - She's beautiful.

- She's divine. - She said I was handsome once.

Did she? Yes. At the Grammy's.

- She said, "Oh you're very handsome." - [exclaims]

- [Sharon] She's very nice. - I was flattered.

The only thing scarier than this lake monster might be its name.

Hu...

[mumbling]

[Ozzy laughing]

Doug is just chowing down on his [beep].

[exclaiming in disgust]

There was a guy in a pub one day...

It's literally like a [beep] ice cream melting in the sun

- and he's trying to... - Jack, please. Tell him to stop.

You tell him to stop. It's his [bleep].

[both laughing]

[laughing in background]

[in female voice] Doug, how'd your [beep] taste?

You're laughing but you don't know. It's an old English joke.

- Do you like the way your [beep] taste, Doug? - That's been around forever.

Yes.

- Doug's... No, no. Stay. - No. Stay where you are.

[Ozzy laughing]

Next up, I've evidence of Nessie's Swedish cousin.

The only thing scarier than this lake monster, though, might be its name.

I have no [beep] idea how to pronounce this.

Everyone try and pronounce it. It's...

[speaking indistinctly]

Hubbledy-bubbledy.

Here we go. This is how you pronounce it.

It's called the Sturjoodhat.

- [bell buzzes] - Okay.

[Jack] Storsjoodjuret.

Go on, then.

Djuret.

There have been hundreds of sightings

of this lake monster over the years

at Lake Storsjons.

- Storsjons... - [Sharon] It's Sweden.

Come on, just put the [bleep] thing on.

- Before you pronounce the name we'll be dead. - I hate this show.

I feel so stupid.

[Jack] The Storsjoodjuret,

which translates to the Great Lake Monster

calls Storsjons in Sweden its home.

And it's been around for a long time.

There are documented sightings as far back as 1635.

- Dad, what was it like back then? - [Ozzy] [Bleep] off!

[Jack] Now, these two guys you see here,

they were fishing when they spotted this.

[man speaking Swedish]

[Jack] Seriously, we are at...

- [Sharon] Whatever the lake is. - [Jack] Yeah.

[Jack reading]

[Ozzy] What am I looking at?

[Ozzy] Probably a fish.

[Jack] Look, its head popped out.

- [Sharon] And it's heading for land. - [Jack] Look at that.

- [Ozzy] [bleep] fish. - [Jack in high pitched voice] Fish.

It's moving. It's not like this--

[Ozzy mumbling]

It's one of them big carp things you were on about the other day.

He said he was a fisherman. He said it was not a fish.

[Ozzy] Probably a seal, then.

Is that the ocean or that's a lake?

Can I talk about how nice Sweden looks?

- It's beautiful. - It's an ocean.

- Is that the ocean or a lake? - No, that's a lake.

I [bleep] don't know what that is.

So the man who filmed this was an avid fisherman in the area

and has never seen anything like that in the water.

Which is why he started filming it.

[Ozzy] Probably a seal, then.

- Maybe it's an eel. - [Jack] Could be an eel.

[Jack] I don't know if I've ever seen--

[Sharon] Maybe it's an alligator. [Jack] An alligator?

- [Ozzy] [bleep] it's Sweden. - Why not?

[Jack] Okay.

Maybe it's a hippopotamus.

- [Sharon] Why not? - Could be. You know what?

- It's a Swedish hippopotamus. - Maybe it's

an underwater sea creature.

- [Jack] That too. - [Sharon] From that movie.

[Jack] Shape of Water. [bleep] the actress was going to try and [bleep] it later.

What do we give that on the Woogie Boogie?

Five.

Mom, what do we give that?

Probably a six.

I would like more footage of it.

But I still think it's compelling, none the less.

- But it was in Sweden. - [Ozzy] Ostersund.

And in Ostersund, Sweden

I don't know what a Stos...

- ju... Um... - Stozduzbugjug.

A what?

Stoz... jug...

- Stoz... - It's a stores-hor-your-at.

[Sharon] Oh, dear.

Um, all right, this is a store where you buy whores.

[all laughing]

This clip is actually pretty [bleep] crazy.

This guy is in the middle of the desert in Jordan.

[Sharon] Mm-hmm.

[screaming]

- It's a crazy clip. - Yeah, it is.

People stopped and took pictures of whatever the [bleep] this thing was.

Was he smoking a pipe?

Have you seen the alien interviewing the alien?

- What? - [Sharon] Shut up!

[Ozzy laughing]

Bigfoor or Lake monster?

-Bigfoot -[bell chimes]

Lake monster.

[growling]

[Sharon] King Kong. [Jack] Godzilla. He's got radioactive breath.

[Ozzy laughing]

All right, this next clip is the witch hunt.

[Sharon] I know a good witch hunt when I see it. Go on. [Jack] That's right.

Hey, this clip is actually pretty [bleep] crazy.

- This guy is in the middle of a desert in Jordan. - [Sharon] Mm-hmm.

Apparently there's this witch that haunts this old structure

and he just rolls up and starts filming.

- Um... - Okay.

There's a lot of speaking in Arabic

so I don't know what he's saying but you hear screams

- and whatever. - Okay.

[speaking Arabic]

[Jack] He's got his Snapchat filter.

[speaking Arabic]

[screaming]

Hear the screams?

[screaming continues]

[Jack] Oh, my God. Look!

[Ozzy speaking]

- [Sharon] Mm-hmm. - Yeah. I don't think it's... I mean, it's...

It could be a woman wearing a burkha.

But, it gets crazier. Just wait.

- Come on. - Because I don't know

many Middle-Eastern women that can do what

this woman was doing.

[man speaking Arabic]

[Jack] Look.

[bleep] flying.

[man continues in Arabic]

- [Jack] Look, see it sticking out? - [Sharon] Yeah.

[Ozzy] It's one of them women.

[man speaking in Arabic]

[screaming]

- See look, she's, like, [bleeping] flying around. - Mm-hmm.

Now that looks like the thing that was flying around by the lake.

- [Jack] Yes. - It's the same sort of shape.

Do we think it's actually a witch?

- Or do you think it's-- - [Sharon] Could you back up and see where it was crawling?

[Jack] Look, this one.

- [Sharon] You could see, like, a bit of a face, you know? - [Jack] Yeah.

- It's a crazy clip. - Yeah, it is.

You know, it could... Listen.

It could just be like a crazy lady living out in this old...

But her movements and where she's going and

it looks like she's flying one minute and then...

and then why the screaming?

- The screaming was horrible, actually. - Yeah.

It's a creepy clip.

- [Sharon] You do? - Yeah.

[Sharon] Okay.

So...

in Islam, they do believe in witchcraft

and supernatural beings called Jinn.

It's actually where the term genie comes from.

- You know, in Aladdin? - Mm-hmm.

The story of the genie, it's actually the Jinn.

- Is what it's called. - From that, okay.

The Quran makes references to Jinn,

the evil eye in witchcraft.

All of which are forbidden in Islam.

Um, if you'd heard the screams

coming out of a building like that, would you go running towards it?

No.

I would be going the other way.

Trying to fly with the witch.

[Jack] Ha-ha.

- [Sharon] No. - What do we give that on the Woogie Boogie?

- Four. - Five.

Yeah, definitely.

I kinda of consider a five is always like you're halfway to believing.

You're not all the way, pushed over the... you know?

But a five can also be, it could be something else.

[Jack] Yes. It's like you're not saying yes, you're not saying no.

- Yeah. - [Jack] All right, fair enough.

Have you seen the alien... when they were interviewing the alien?

- What? - [Sharon] Shut up!

[bleep] and you go at first, "This is a [bleep] ventriloquist dummy."

But after a while you go,

- "What?" - Was it speaking English?

Uh, no.

The way they communicate, they're so far ahead of us.

They can talk to us telepathically.

- So it wasn't like-- - Is it like the grainy black and white footage

- where you see it kinda looking around the room? - Yeah.

- I've seen a clip of it but I've never seen-- - It starts coughing.

No, I've never seen that.

But there is a part of it that you go...

You know what? I'm a work in progress, okay?

People stopped and took pictures of whatever the [bleep] this thing was.

It could also be a [bleep] alien going for a walk down a street in Turkey.

[Ozzy laughing]

- What was that? - What was the favorite year of you life?

The year I fell in love with your mom.

- Definitely not 2020. - 1980.

[Jack] 1980?

[Sharon] Yeah, 1980 for me too.

[Jack] I think probably 1986 for me.

The first year I was here. It was pretty cool.

- [woman] Chill? - [Jack] Yeah, it was chill as [bleep]

Just kinda hung around.

Could [bleep] wherever I wanted.

[Ozzy laughing]

Well, um,

should we move on to a little Turkish street alien?

Oh, sweet.

♪ Little Turkish street alien ♪

This one is just plain weird, I've watched it a few times

- and I still can't figure out what the [bleep] it is. - Was it smoking a pipe?

He was drinking a coffee and smoking some hookah.

- Was he? Oh. - No.

Captured out front of a security camera.

Now, people stopped and took pictures

of whatever the [bleep] this thing was.

He's on wheels.

[Jack] No, people were stopping and taking more pictures.

You'll see.

[Ozzy] God [bleep] is that?

[Jack] Crosses the street.

And then, look, flies.

I thought it was a balloon.

Just [bleep] a balloon with less hair.

- It's one of them metallic balloons. - [Sharon] Helium.

- [Jack] But watch. - Yeah.

It leaves.

[Ozzy] Oh.

[Jack] Comes back.

[Ozzy] It's one of them... you know it could be your birthday.

[Sharon] Yeah, it's a helium balloon.

[Jack] But it's walking.

Why does it keep coming back?

It ain't walking, it's one of those helium balloons bouncing on the floor...

It's a balloon.

You can tell it's in the breeze.

[Jack] Multiple neighbors saw it and described it as a metallic flying object.

They even called the police to come check it out.

[Ozzy] It's one of those balloons, helium filled.

[Sharon] At birthdays, yeah.

- So we going metallic balloon? - Yeah.

It could also be a [bleep] alien going for a walk down a street in Turkey.

No way, that's a balloon.

This is true.

Paris or New York or LA or--

New York for a good slice?

- I miss New York. - Oh, yeah!

- You know my-- - We got a lot of cases of these [bleep] aliens.

Where do we put it on the Woogie Boogie scale?

Two.

- Two. - Two?

Two on the Woogie Boogie scale?

- Two. - Oh, for [bleep].

And what's yours?

[as Ozzy] The best footage ever found of a balloon walking down the street.

- In Turkey. - But the Turks, uh,

that's all we have for the episode.

Uh, yeah, that's it.

Thoughts, hopes, dreams, aspirations?

Uh, some of it was pretty compelling.

Some of it was bollocks.

- We ended on a real low note today. - We did.

- Yes, we did. - You know what? I'm a work in progress.

Okay? I'm a work in progress.

You at home please help me become a finished work of progress

by sending us your clips, upload it to any social media platform

using the hashtag OsbournesBelieve.

Hopefully we will find some good stuff with the help of you at home.

Uh, so yeah.

Please send us your videos.

- Please, we need it. - We need some better crap than this is...

All right, well, uh, I'm gonna go to lunch.

- We're coming too! - No, stay here forever.

[Sharon] We need to do the next episode in a garden.

[Jack] I think a nice garden, with fresh air and lovely lemonade.

- Who does that look like? - [Ozzy] Elizabeth Taylor.

[Jack] It almost looks like the Millennium Falcon.

- [Ozzy] Wow. - [Sharon] Hey! Lovely.

[Ozzy] That was pretty impressive, actually.

[Jack] [bleep] is gonna try and [bleep] it later.

[speaks gibberish]

[Ozzy] Bollocks. Space junk.

- [Jack] No, no. - [Sharon] No way.

- [dog barking] - [Jack laughing]

[Sharon] This is ridiculous.

Matt Damon.