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[producer speaking]

[upbeat music playing]

Osbournes Want To Believe.

[Jack] We may be the first family of darkness,

but not all of us are true believers in the paranormal.

They wanna believe.

Has a ghost ever been caught on film?

Yes. And I have the evidence that will blow their minds.

I think you're starting to believe.

Seeing is believing.

- [Jack] Whoa. - [man] What is happening?

[upbeat music playing]

Oh, God, no.

[Ozzy laughing]

Hello.

- Welcome... - Hello.

To, uh, Osbournes Want To Believe.

I'm your host Jack Osbourne

and this is Ozzy Osbourne

and Sharon Osbourne

and Doug Osbourne of the canine variety.

Big Doug.

And Elvis the king.

Um, okay. First question,

you didn't happen to bring your passports with you today?

Your paranormal passports

because we're about to go

on an international tour of the the spooky.

Sit back, lock those seat belts in tight,

keep those tray tables away,

seats up in the upright position

because I'm about to blow your mind.

Come on, Jack, just get going.

[Jack] Okay. Uh, so today

I'm gonna take a little magical mystery tour

and our first stop is Japan, which we've been to.

You guys ever know that in Japan,

it's one of the few countries that actually takes ghosts

very seriously,

like it's actually a part of the culture?

Yeah, I knew they took it seriously. Yeah.

[Jack] It's actually kind of funny

like there'll be articles in newspapers there,

like, their equivalent of like Tokyo

whatever Tokyo, you know, Times.

They'll write serious news stories

about people's encounters with ghosts.

Um, now this first one, uh, is 2013 in Japan,

the ghost legs.

This one's [bleep] weird.

This was shot on a phone.

Double exposure does not exist

when recording digitally.

Okay. Now that that's settled, let's move on.

This group of friends was hanging out at a riverbed.

The riverbed looks tame,

but apparently it can rise pretty fast.

It's actually killed several people.

They were having a good time and for some reason,

they find locking their friend in the trunk fun, as you do.

Watch the left side of the screen

as the camera pans, see that?

- No. What am I looking at? - [Jack] Watch.

Right here.

That's just a [bleep] camera glitch.

No.

- Show it again. - [Jack] Just watch. Okay.

So watch, when it moves,

no one else is moving around it.

Like that.

It's just double exposure again.

[Jack] You can't double expose digital cameras on phones.

It's a camera glitch.

Watch it in real time.

[speaking Japanese]

[laughter]

[Jack] How weird is that?

Well, where's the rest of the bloody body?

Ghost legs. It's residual haunting,

classic case of residual haunting.

Shut up. What is residual haunting,

- just the legs? - [Jack] Residual haunting...

No. Residual haunting is essentially an energy echo,

like it's not a full manifestation.

I just think it's a camera glitch.

[Jack] You think a camera glitch?

Mom, what do you think?

Why just the legs?

Where is the rest of it?

[Jack] This is what, uh,

the Japanese like to call obake

which is, uh, an umbrella term

for paranormal entities.

They're not bound to any one place

and they're free to haunt wherever,

whenever they choose.

But just parts of them?

- Just part... Just its legs. - Just parts of them.

[Jack] All right. So for those of you

who don't know Osbournes Want To Believe

gauges our clips with a very sophisticated

scientific method. That method is called

the Woogie Boogie Scale.

Uh, it was something that I drummed up.

I've tested it out in the field.

What would both give this on the Woogie Boogie Scale?

- Nine. - [Jack] Nine?

- Nine. - [Jack] Nine? Okay.

It works so that being said, Mom, Dad,

what do we give this on the Woogie Boogie Scale?

- Two. - [Jack] Two?

- Two. - Two twos? [bleep]

One for each leg.

And we're off to a great start.

[sobs]

Just getting warmed up with this Japanese hauntings.

So this next one is...

2011 in Tokyo, Japan.

This was captured on a surveillance camera.

So watch this gentleman.

Goes into the phone booth...

he places a call...

and, poof, he vanishes.

And it's not done yet,

the lights in the booth flash.

Where did he go?

[Jack] And the door opens all by itself.

No. You just saw him go out.

It's the same guy in there.

Play that back, Jack, and you see the guy go out

of the...

[Jack] So he goes in.

[suspenseful music playing]

- [indistinct] - [Sharon] Hold on.

The door... When the door opens.

Look.

[suspenseful music playing]

It's the same guy in there.

Look, there's a guy with a mask on.

- Look. - It's the same guy in there.

[Jack] I know what you're saying,

I just think it's weird that he [bleep] vanished.

How did he just like poof?

Light goes, he's still there.

Watch.

Still there,

silhouette of him.

Yeah, you can see the silhouette.

That's very confusing.

- Is it [bleep]? - No.

Reminded me maybe it's the TARDIS

when he disappeared and he's gone off somewhere.

- [Jack] You're kidding. Doctor Who? - The Japanese TARDIS, yeah.

[Jack] All right. Well, What do you guys give that clip?

One? Mom? One?

One, yeah.

[sighs] [bleep] my life.

Okay. This is my last clip from Japan.

If you don't believe this,

then I'm giving up on you two.

This happened in 2010 in Tokyo.

This is another bizarre one.

Millions of Japanese people believe it's a ghost.

It would be great if you did as well.

So this is footage from a security camera

that's monitoring an underpass.

Watch the wall over this guy's left shoulder.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Jack] So look at his shadow, you can see his shadow pass.

- Yeah. - [Jack] But then a shadow

with long hair appears behind him.

Camera glitch.

That... Dear, that looks like a girl

that's following him.

[Jack] It's definitely not that guy's shadow.

First, it doesn't look like him.

And second, it's moving

at a completely different pace.

That is pretty interesting.

[suspenseful music playing]

I think it's something to do with the camera,

doesn't mean it's a ghost.

You feel that they're like... These are camera glitches?

- [Ozzy] Yeah. - But in Japan,

they believe that this is an onryo.

And onryo are vengeful and wrathful spirits

who come back from purgatory

to seek vengeance on a wrongdoing to them.

- Bloody hell. - [Jack] Um, they're known

to cause harm to the living.

That a bit strong, innit?

And, uh, even able to injure or kill their enemies.

When seen, they are described as having wild...

Well, if you believe in this stuff,

if you believe in that, that's a good operation...

- Yeah. - But I don't believe in it.

I don't believe that. I think it's a camera glitch.

Oh, for [bleep] sake.

Two.

Hang on a second.

You give that a two on the Woogie Boogie Scale?

- No. A five. - [Jack] A five?

Okay. Mom, what do you give that?

A five.

I will take two fives over two ones any day.

- We had a good time in Japan. - Mmm-hmm.

Remember the samurai sword guy that did all the...

Chopping of the fish?

No. You went to a samurai...

Uh, he was like the number one samurai swords guy.

[Sharon] And what was he chopping?

[Jack] No. They roll up these bamboo...

- Just a tube or any... - [Jack] Just a tube.

He's like... [imitates sword]

He cut it so quick,

he chopped the top and the bottom

- before the top fell. - Had fallen.

- Hit the floor? - Yeah.

That guy was cool.

Split you in half.

[rock music playing]

That looks pretty cool.

That's [bleep] very strange.

[man laughing]

[upbeat music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

Hello, Doug.

[Jack] It looks like a mini Bigfoot.

I'm an alien.

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

[Jack] Mom, Dad, I hope you're ready

because the next stop

on our We Want To Believe world tour

is Madhya Pradesh, India.

This is man is known as The Magnetic Man.

So this guy recently discovered accidentally

that he is magnetic.

He says that his body emits

special waves and says

that his maximum magnetic power

is around his chest, stomach and back.

How is this possible?

If he's magnetic from his chest,

stomach, and back,

how the [bleep] has he got something on his forehead?

[laughter]

That's a really good point.

Um, do you think this is [bleep]

or do you think he's just doing like,

you know, how you gonna hang a spoon off your nose

- just from like the angle? - Yeah.

I don't know any magnetic... In India, they climb

- ropes and all that. - [Jack] Yeah.

There's a lot of illusionists.

- [Sharon] Yeah. - [Ozzy] I don't know.

[Jack] If you could have, like,

an X-Men type power like Magneto over here,

what kind of power would you have?

Uh...

To know what someone was thinking.

Oh, you'd like to be... Okay.

- Telepath. - Read people's minds.

- Both of you. - [Sharon] Yeah.

[suspenseful music playing]

Man, I don't know,

maybe invisibility.

That can be fun to be invisible.

- Oh, yeah. - But you know what

the problem is though with reading people's minds

and being invisible

is that you would be privy to things that...

[Ozzy] You wouldn't really wanna see.

Yeah. Like think about, like, you would know

what people really thought about you

and sometimes that's not always great.

Because no one ever thinks everyone's perfect.

- No. - Of course not.

If he looks at me,

if he [bleep] ask me a question

and I'll punch him in the [bleep]...

[Jack] Yeah. Like this person's [bleep] dumb as [bleep]

Why am I sat here and you're just like,

- "Oh, okay." - [Sharon] Okay.

What would you put magnetic man as?

- Three. - Five.

[Jack] Three and a five? [bleep].

You guys are really sticking it to me on this episode.

All right. Maybe levitating man

from Parana, Brazil...

- [Ozzy] Parana. - Could change this.

He can bite his own leg.

[Jack] So this guy, he's a Buddhist from the US,

living in Brazil.

He's been studying meditation

for over 20 years

up to five hours every day.

It must be nice.

Now watch what he believes the mind is capable of.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Jack] This guy did not want to be identified,

so he's not doing this for fame,

he's not doing it for money,

he's simply doing it to open people's minds.

[suspenseful music playing]

That's pretty convincing

because there's no trick

because you can see the bottom of the couch

underneath his butt.

That's pretty convincing.

It's a weird one, right?

I'm looking at it, I'm like, "All right.

This is [bleep]. Where's the rope,

where's the string, where's the wire?"

[Ozzy] Also I know a guy

who claims he could fly, meditating.

That's weird.

You went through a phase of getting into

some TM meditation, right?

[Ozzy] Oh, yeah. I can't do my mind

as always [bleep] sending bad message.

Do you think this... It could be real?

- [Sharon] Yeah. - [Ozzy] It could be.

I think this this could be real.

Because they can...

they can do all kind of things,

they can slow their heart rate

- right down to a nothing. - Yeah.

Virtually. You'd think they were [bleep] dead.

Do you know that this...

The power of the mind is amazing.

I do believe however

that at one time

we could telepathically communicate.

- Yeah. - [Ozzy] But I think we forgot

how to do it.

[Jack] We've kind of dulled the sense.

- [Ozzy] Yeah. - So levitating man,

what do we give him on the Woogie Boogie Scale?

- I'll give him a nine. - [Jack] A nine?

- Yes. - [Sharon] Yeah, I believe

- that people could do this. - [Jack] Okay.

- Definitely. - [Jack] So a nine?

- Yeah. - Two nines?

Now we're in business.

Better, closer, warmer.

Who's ready for another stamp on their paranormal passport?

Uganda, here we go.

So the people of Uganda believe

that the Virgin Mary made an appearance in the sky

outside their prayer center

on Good Friday 2017.

So look right here,

this is supposed to be the vision.

- What? - [Jack] It's supposed to be

the Virgin Mary, right here.

Where?

[Jack] The light, right there.

[indistinct chatter]

[Jack] There, see?

Oh, yeah.

[Sharon] Why the Virgin Mary though?

You can't see her.

Watch.

[Jack] There, the outline.

You see the outline.

[indistinct chatter]

Oh.

- [Ozzy] I don't... I don't... - Right there.

- [Sharon] Mmm-hmm. - Okay.

I don't get what ties it to the Virgin Mary though?

- Yeah, like why... - Why Virgin Mary?

But I... What... But for me,

I'm like, where is that light coming from?

What is that light?

It's a weird one this.

[Ozzy] There's definitely something up.

But the size of it doesn't look...

It looks big, it looks large, right?

[Sharon] It looks very large, but I just don't...

I don't see where the... Where they tie it

together with the Virgin Mary.

- [Jack] Yeah. - I don't get that.

[Jack] Well, okay. So it was Good Friday,

- maybe that... - Oh, he died on that day?

It was a religious, uh, day.

People looking and they see a figure in the shape of... It's like the Jesus.

- In my toast. - [Ozzy] Mary or...

It couldn't be like Ethel Smith from [bleep]...

[Jack laughs]

[Jack] Over on, uh Farmdale.

- Pomona. - Yeah.

What if you appear in someone's toast?

Ozzy Osbourne appeared in my toast.

[Ozzy speaking]

[laughter]

It's definitely a shape, it looks like a person.

Whether this is Virgin Mary, I don't know.

What do you guys give that clip?

I'll give it a six.

Mom?

I don't know what I'm looking at.

I don't even know why I'm saying

I'll give it a six, but I will.

Two sixes? [scoffs]

You guys are giving like the same answer

for everything.

Are you guys copying each other's homework or something?

For the sake of it, should we all give it sixes?

A six, six, six?

A hiker believes he witnessed an angel.

And I did have a flying rainbow.

Red dome, UFO, angel.

What is that dome?

[man laughing]

[rock music playing]

[producer speaking]

Oh, probably, Dad.

- What? - Me?

- Yeah, I'd say Jack. - What was the question?

Who is most likely to have a secret super hero power?

I'd say you.

- Me? No. - [Jack] Yeah.

[producer speaking]

Mom.

Yeah. Over the top, it's true.

[man laughing]

[Jack] We're back for the hiker who believes

he witnessed an angel.

To see it, we're heading to our next stop

on our paranormal tour of the world, Scotland.

Scotland.

I have my own theory behind it,

but I want you guys to see it first.

[dramatic music playing]

- A rainbow. - That's beautiful, you know.

And I did have a flying rainbow.

[laughs]

What am I looking at now?

A rainbow on the, um...

- No. Look, there's an angel. - [Sharon] ...of a clip.

It's like the top of a mountain, Jack.

That's exactly what it is.

- It's... - What's it meant to be though?

Just the rainbow you're showing us.

[Jack] They're saying it's a mysterious angel rainbow.

- Okay. - [Jack] Because you see,

- it looks like a... - I can see the rainbow.

It's just a good rainbow, yeah.

[Jack] But they're saying that's like an angel

- within the rainbow. - No. Sorry.

[Sharon] No. I can't see it.

[bleep] all.

I have a theory as to what this is.

- [Ozzy] What are we doing now? - [Jack] All right, class.

We're back in session.

The phenomenon from this clip you just watched occurs

when the sun's rays cascade

behind the peak of the mountain perfectly,

causing the shadow of the peak

to reflect down into the valley below.

Since there is water in the air,

a rainbow appears as well.

The hiker is up so high

that he is able to see

the full circle of the rainbow,

rather than just the arc that is most commonly seen.

I've never seen a circular... I mean, I've seen an arc.

But I've never seen a perfect circle.

- [Jack] Hmm. - [producer speaking]

Look at the colors, you know, beautiful colors

make a great photo.

Wait, um, Mustache has seen a round rainbow before.

- Really? - [Mustache] Yeah, in Alaska.

- You have? - [Mustache] Yeah.

Were you smoking some good weed?

[laughter]

[Jack] What's this on the Woogie Boogie Scale?

- I'll give that seven. - Mom?

Just for the photograph, I would give it a five

because it's a beautiful photograph.

Do you think angels are real?

- Yes. - [Jack] You do?

Uh...

- Really? - [Ozzy speaking]

[Jack] Mmm-hmm.

[Ozzy speaking]

Doug doesn't.

Although, some dogs are twats.

Like Wesley, he's a twat.

- No, he's not. - [Jack] Wesley is a bastard.

- If he is an angel... - No, he's not.

He's my [bleep] mate. Leave him away.

Don't go on about your [bleep]...

But he doesn't [bleep] snarl and bite,

and try and eat your children.

No, no, no, no, no.

Wesley tried to eat my children.

[Ozzy] Protecting his dad.

Pepsi, the other day had the postman

by his ankle

and he is trying to shake her off his ankle.

I mean, just like cray-cray,

she always goes for the ankle.

- Who? - Pepsi.

I don't like that doggie though.

- She bit the postman. - I don't like Pepsi

'cause she consumes [bleep] like it's, uh,

- going out of fashion. - [Sharon] Yes.

She loves a good chew on a turd.

[Jack] Yeah. Nope.

Don't like Wesley 'cause those fangs...

- Can you just go? - [Jack] Okay.

Our next stop on the world tour

is Dad's hometown.

I have found a paranormal clip from Birmingham

just for you.

Birmingham UK, now we're talking.

I seen a UFO, Dad.

It's an angel, really.

You might know these people.

Shut up.

Well, you're from there, you know everyone.

[Jack] So, this giant red dome

was spotted in 2020.

There's no explanation as to why this occurred.

And just when you think things couldn't get stranger,

what looks to be a UFO

or some type of angel

emerges from the bubble.

- How weird is that? - It's just [bleep] airplane.

[Jack] That's not an airplane.

But, like, what would cause that giant red dome?

I've never seen a giant red dome like that.

What is that dome? What is...

I have no idea.

I ain't got a [bleep] clue.

[Jack] But then a weird object flies out of it.

Come on, let's see it again.

People are saying it's either a angel, a bird,

but there's quite a lightning.

[Ozzy] I mean, the [bleep] dome is pretty interesting.

I mean, if you saw that,

you know, it's not a cloud formations.

It's a perfect half circle.

That looks pretty cool.

Did you ever see anything like this

when you were living in Birmingham?

- No. - [Jack laughs]

Mom, what about you? Anything like in this England?

- No. - Because I have no idea

what this could be.

When was the last time you were in Birmingham?

A long... When was the last time I was in England?

[Sharon] When you did you're Sabbath Show

- was the last time. - [Jack] Yeah.

- The Sabbath's... - Yeah.

- End of the Sabbath's tour. - [Jack] That's right

because you went to that studio in Birmingham

- the next day. - [Sharon] You were there.

[Jack] Yeah. Uh, what do we wanna give

the Birmingham dome of...

Birmingham, I'll give that a 12.

[Jack laughs]

Uh, Mom, what would you give that on the Woogie Boogie?

- Five. - Dad gives it a twelve,

- you give it a five. - Mmm-hmm.

- I'll give it an eight. - An eight?

Okay. For real, eight.

Because if I saw that dome, you know,

that dome is more interesting

- to me than the... - Than what's flying out of it?

How would that be... You can't think of anything.

It's not a light shining in the sky.

Well, it looks like something out of a, like,

a Marvel movie or something like Wakanda,

- when they put the dome up. - That would be... All I know

it's the Black Sabbath's the last show.

That was the last show.

Is this Hand of Dome?

- [Sharon] Oh, funny. - [laughs]

- [Sharon] Funny. - Uh, all right.

Moving on from the dome of doom.

Look at that.

That's pretty cool actually.

It's like a witch.

On a broom.

What the [bleep]?

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

[rock music playing]

[producer speaking]

[Jack] You're really messing up sound, Doug.

Go see mom.

[Sharon] Come on. Come on.

What is... Why'd you bring Doug?

Because Doug...

Is... Wants to be

a part of everything. He shouldn't have

- to stay up... - He's a handsome boy

and we don't exclude handsome boys.

He's doing a handsome job of [bleep] this filming up.

[Jack] Right, where's Wesley?

I'm taking him back.

[Ozzy] Where is Wesley, upstairs where he belongs.

Maybe he's on the side of 405 right now,

with a sign saying,

you know, "Dog for rent."

- [laughs] - Or bark for food.

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

[Jack] All right. Our globe tour

is heading back to South America.

This time, we're in Colombia

for a dose of UFO fever.

The videographer was riding his motorcycle

when saw an odd craft in the sky.

At first, he thought it was a drone

and then he realized how large it was.

Also, notice how the other people witnessed this,

so it wasn't the guy just on the bike

who was the only who saw it.

He was the only guy who saw it?

[Jack] No. There are other witnesses,

like, notice their reactions.

This took place in 2020.

This guy was riding his motorcycle

and stopped when he saw this in the sky.

- Look at that. - [Ozzy] It's a bird.

[Jack] At first, he thought it was a drone,

but it was far too large

and it also made no sound.

I don't know what the [bleep] it is.

[Jack] There's flashing, look at the light.

[Sharon] Yes.

[Jack] And now, he'll zoom out

and you'll see people's reaction to it.

Look, everyone's like, "What the [bleep]?"

Da Vinci?

What do we think?

- I... - Wanna see it again?

I think it's a plane.

[Jack] A plane?

- Mmm-hmm. - Doug,

what do you think it is?

Oh, really?

It's an alien come to abduct you?

- Never. - What do you think?

It's a [bleep] bird or an airplane.

[Jack] Bird or an airplane.

Um, I think that's an airplane.

- You think that's an airplane? - Mmm-hmm.

Some kind of new test aircraft?

I think it could be military...

- A military plane. Yeah. - [Jack] Okay.

There's a chance it could be some kind

of military drone.

- [Ozzy] Yeah. - That's my guesstimate

because that flashing red light on the nose,

I'm like, is that like a camera?

I don't know.

But it did look huge.

But have you seen some of those triangular shape drones

that they... that they have... The military have

- which are massive. - [Sharon] Yeah.

[Jack] Okay. So, Bogota,

- you're dealing in Colombia. - Just looking for coke.

[Jack] You're dealing with cartels.

It could be the drugs.

[Jack] It could be...

It could be an American drone

loaned out to the... to the DEA,

doing a conjoint mission with the Colombian government

to track, you know, the narco gangs.

- Could be. - Yes.

- There we go. - I think that's a great theory

and we're sticking to it.

[Jack] Or could it be aliens?

On a Woogie Boogie Scale, what do we give it?

- Five. - Five.

Two fives again?

Can we not think for ourselves?

I give it a 10

in the big brother Woogie Boogie Scale

because someone is getting their ass

spied upon by a government.

[Sharon] Yeah.

I mean, that's scary.

All right. So, here's another UFO

from a very major populated city,

Mexico City.

[festive music playing]

Give it a look.

[ominous music playing]

Look at that in the sky.

[Sharon] We see that every [bleep] night,

you can see that.

[Jack] What? A [bleep]...

Something going on like, uh, across the sky.

[Jack] That is not a...

That is not a satellite.

It's a falling star.

[Jack] A falling... Look the slow...

- [Ozzy] Ball of lightning. - [Jack] The...

Uh, you can't say it's ball of lightning

because the sky is crystal clear,

not a cloud to be seen.

It's called clear night ball of lightning.

[laughter]

[Jack] Very rare phenomenon.

Look at that.

It's a shooting ball of lightning.

And mind you, if you look up in the sky

and you saw that, you'd go,

"[bleep] you know, that's rare."

[Jack] Right? You absolutely would.

That's pretty cool actually.

[Sharon] How long is it going on for?

- [Jack] Long time. - [Ozzy] How big is the sky?

That's a weird one though, right?

[Ozzy] Yes, it is.

I've been watching a lot about stars lately.

- Mmm-hmm. - [Ozzy] And you know the stars

out there that are like 10 billion times bigger

- than our sun. - [Jack] Oh, yeah. Like, uh,

if you see on a scale,

our sun is like this

and the other ones are like this big.

[bleep] huge.

[Jack] Yeah.

And they're that big,

they're too big they ate themselves.

- Yeah. Do you think... - But, you know,

for instance though, one light year...

- Mmm-hmm. - Is about 18,000

- normal years. - [Jack] Yeah.

So and they're like, "Oh, the nearest star,

it's only 45 light years away."

You're like, "Yeah, that's gonna...

That's like a..."

A billion light...

[Jack] Yeah.

- Insane. - You'll be dead

- when you get there, mate. - Yeah.

You'd be dead before a [bleep] 18,000 years.

When you take off and you'd be dead.

They'll figure it out, smart people.

I got a funny feeling,

eventually they'll find a shortcut to...

[Jack] Oh, they'll figure out the worm hole [bleep]

And, you know, all the...

How the aliens do it.

They think that in every galaxy,

the center of it is a super massive black hole.

But we think of black holes

as being like so much you're gonna dig,

it could be a hole to the next level...

Next, uh...

Well, now physicists are saying

that the Big Bang Theory is wrong.

And that we really don't understand

the creation of the universe

so they're basically now saying

it's just always been here.

And there's no way to really figure that out,

- what created it. - God. Mmm-hmm.

- This is where Sharon gets... - A picture of, uh, Mary's.

Mary did it, the flying Mary over Uganda.

What do we give that one?

I'll give that a nine.

[Jack] A nine? I'm in.

Mom, nine? What do you give it?

- Ten, four? - Because it is a UFO.

- Six. - [Jack] A six?

Well, it looks like the reeducation of my father

is working, however, Mom,

we have a long way to go.

We may have to change up the tactics.

Can we, uh, bring in

the Clockwork Orange, uh, tactics,

you know, pry the eyes open and...

[man screaming]

All right. So this next clip comes to us

from Monterey, Mexico.

It's very well-known.

Uh, in fact, I have friends

who traveled to Mexico to investigate this clip

and their investigation left them with more questions.

This is from May 17th, 2006.

[woman speaking Spanish]

[ominous music playing]

[woman speaking Spanish]

It's like a witch.

[Jack] That's exactly what they say this is.

They say it's a witch on a broom.

On a broom.

- Stop it. - [Jack] But look, it's red.

[Ozzy] It's an ex-girlfriend of mine

It's just a bin bag.

[Jack] But it's red, you could see

when it goes in front,

you see there's... It's red.

- Yeah. - [Jack] And black.

[Ozzy] A red bin bag.

If it was a witch, she'd have a green face

and a black...

[Jack] Big black hat and then go... [cackles]

If it's in a valley, you got like a, uh...

[Jack] A... Like wind gust.

But because of that it's in a valley,

this is a strict no-fly zone.

So airplanes and helicopters aren't allowed to fly.

No, but what I'm saying it's not a bag...

It's a bag, it's a balloon or...

[Jack] You think it... Just someone's, like,

- filled something with helium. - [Sharon] Yeah.

Some kind of, um...

[Jack] That's creepy. It looks like a goblin.

Parachute or...

I mean, we all could see why they say

it looks like a witch.

[laughs]

Witch on a broom stick.

[Jack] All right. Woogie Boogie Scale,

- where you at? - I'll give that seven.

[Jack] You give that a seven.

- Mom, what do you give it? - What do you give that?

Um, six.

I think it's something that somebody's made and...

- [Jack] Okay. - Let it go.

- [Jack] Fair enough. - Like a kite.

Look at this.

What the [bleep] is that?

That's [bleep] weird.

[Jack] Look, it's gone.

That's a weird one.

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

[rock music playing]

[producer speaking]

- Ozzy. - [Jack] You.

I'd like to be... I'd like to meet

and see an alien.

[producer speaking]

- This guy. - [Ozzy] Well...

- Jack. - Me?

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

[Jack] Our next destination on our paranormal journey

is Iceland.

So we can visit with the mysterious creature.

Oh, yes.

Uh, okay. Apparently, Iceland has a strong belief in elves.

Before we watch, here's a fun fact

for all you elf lovers.

Um, Iceland...

Icelanders is...

[Jack] All righty.

Um, Icelanders believe

that elves live in a parallel universe to humans

and can make themselves visible at will.

They're basically inter-dimensional beings.

All right. This clip's weird

because this [bleep] thing,

I have no idea what it is and it looks very human-like.

This is August 11th, 2020.

Look at that thing.

Look at it.

What the [bleep] is that?

[ominous music playing]

- [Jack] See that? - Yeah.

It looked like a, um...

[Jack] It looked like a lizard, right?

Yes, just like a lizard.

[Jack] No lizards in Iceland.

[ominous music playing]

That's pretty cool.

[Jack] It looks like a giant iguana, right?

[Sharon] Yeah, it does.

[Jack] There's no [bleep] iguanas.

What's an iguana?

- Iguana is like a big lizard. - A [bleep] big lizard.

Uh, it looks like a lizard, yeah.

Yeah.

[Ozzy] Maybe it's closer to the camera

when you, uh...

[Jack] Yeah, maybe but still, uh, what lizard.

Stop it now, stop.

[Jack] What lizards live in Iceland?

I've never heard of an Icelandic lizard.

[Ozzy speaking]

[Jack] Yeah, exactly, uh, if it's not an elf,

what is it?

It's an iguana that, uh...

- That's trying to be an elf. - [laughs]

It's an iguana who identifies as an elf.

- As an elf. - [laughs]

And you know he's gonna identify as an elf

- because there's no... - [Jack] And...

They're not allowed.

[Jack] And it's no one's place

- to tell him he's not. - That's right.

[Jack] If he wants to be an elf, he's an elf.

That's right.

[Jack] What do you guys give that clip?

[Sharon] Uh, seven.

- [Jack] A seven. - I'll give that a seven, too.

[Jack] Now we're getting somewhere.

- I think it's a good one. - It is.

[Jack] Do you want some fun...

Do you want some fun Iceland facts?

- Yes. - Okay.

Fifty-three percent,

over half, of Iceland natives believe

in the existence of elves.

What's 100% of the, uh, population, 10?

I think there's only, what,

a million people in Iceland or less?

I've never been to Iceland, have you?

I've never been to Iceland.

And I went to school with a kid from Iceland, though.

- Nice kid. - Yeah.

Do you know the first dating app ever

- was created in Iceland? - Well, you know why?

Because they wanted to increase the population.

- There's nobody there. - Well, no,

they actually needed a dating app

to find out if you're related to someone

before you slept with them.

- Oh. - Because the population

- is so small... - Yeah, yeah.

So it's like, "Oh, wait, you're, um..."

- Screwing your brother. - [tire screeches]

All right. Well, that's the elf on a shelf.

Um, ice shelf.

Ready for another stamp in the paranormal passport?

Well, here we go.

This happened on a small bridge

in Uttar Pradesh, India.

- Oh, yeah. - [Jack] Pay attention

to the guy on the bike.

[makes sound]

And then the guy's gone.

Like where the [bleep] did he go?

Did he jump off the side of the bridge?

Look, I know they're over water,

but the guy's gone.

How weird is that?

- That's a weird one. - What am I looking at?

- Okay. Man on bike. - Right.

[Jack] Look he doesn't pass him here

and then when he goes back, the guy's gone.

[Ozzy] She's pretty...

If that were to happen to me, I'd go,

"[bleep]" and I'll go get one them bikes.

[laughter]

A flying bike.

[laughs]

It's the inter-dimensional bike.

So the guy who filmed this clip named Ankah

did not notice the biker

until he went back into randomly looking

at the video on his phone.

It still haunts him to this day.

Uh, and he believes there is some connection.

He couldn't have jumped off the side, could he?

He could've threw the bike as well.

- Well, that's one... - The only thing.

Yeah, the only thing is the guy went...

Not unless he dumped...

But he would've gone quick and he, uh...

- [Jack] I mean... - [indistinct] a splash

- and he would just stop the car, wouldn't he? - So one, two,

like, he should've...

He's got no head.

[Sharon] He has.

I just don't understand it myself.

I don't under... Like...

I can't work that out.

I can't figure out anything it could be,

part from a ghost.

[Jack] What do we give that one?

[Ozzy] Seven.

- [Jack] Seven? Mom? - Five.

- [Jack] Five? - Yup.

You mean to tell me you'd give that a five?

Yeah. Because they could've just done

a moody and just gone past him

- and not [bleep] filmed him. - [Ozzy] Yeah.

Uh, well, from where I'm sitting,

it looked pretty compelling to me.

[Jack] The only possible thing I thought

was the guy was on the left side of the road,

when the camera pans, what if the guy on the bike

went to the right side of the road,

and would then passed him.

It would have to gone pretty quick

to get him and the bike past the guy or...

[Jack] Yeah. And the car didn't brake,

the guy didn't slam on the brakes.

I mean, if a guy... You're coming up on a guy

on a bike and he drops out in front of you,

you're gonna hit the brakes.

I think this is a... this is a exposure thing or...

[Sharon] It's a stop and start.

Glitch in the camera.

But if it was a glitch on the camera...

- Yeah. - And the bike was hovering

in the air, you could say it was a glitch.

But you still, uh [indistinct]

- bike pedaling on a road. - Mmm-hmm.

- Seven. - [Jack] All right.

So five from Mom, seven from Dad.

Moving on.

[rock music playing]

[producer speaking]

Mom.

[laughs] Little elves.

- Mom. - Mom.

Wow. That's spooky that is.

[Jack] It is.

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

[rock music playing]

What's going on?

- Not a lot. - Are we believing?

I'm trying to believe.

- Better closer... - I believe that I'm gonna

sleep in about five minutes if you don't hurry up.

Well, I'm jetlagged because you've taken us

from Italy to India

and now we're going... Where are we going?

Back to Japan.

Back to Japan, so I'm jetlagged.

All right. Well, have a kip,

- we'll be there soon. - Mind you, it's an early show.

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

All right. Our world wind round the world trip

- is finally coming to an end. - [beeps]

Please bring your seats to the upright position,

lock away your tray tables and make sure your bags

are neatly stowed in the overhead lockers.

We are approaching our final destination,

- Japan once again. - Go on then.

Uh, now this example of a yurei

totally freaked me out.

Um, especially when I slowed it down

to get a better look at what's on the floor.

This is a special one.

It's a freaky one.

This takes place in a military surplus shop

in Tokyo in 2014.

First thing I want you watch

is that stack of jeans.

Where the [bleep] is a ghost?

- Uh... - [Jack] Watch.

Somehow, the top one flies off the pile.

That didn't just fall off.

It was squarely on top

and something lifted it off.

Now, here comes the [bleep] up part.

Keep your eyes on this area right here.

- What the hell is that? - [Ozzy] Where is it?

[Jack] Then it [bleep] blinks.

Oh, the head.

- [Jack] Then it disappears. - Oh, yeah, that's...

[Jack] How [bleep] weird is that?

That is [bleep] weird.

I mean, look at the Japanese person.

[Jack] "Hey, what's up, [bleep]?"

- Wow. - [Jack] "Hey."

Blinky.

It's, uh... Why is it blinking?

Yeah, and then gone.

[Ozzy] I mean, you watch... You, uh...

[Jack] Look and...

- surprise. - It look...

It looks like someone... Watch his eye blink.

[ominous music playing]

That's really weird.

That's pretty [bleep] interesting.

[Jack] That's intense, right?

[Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

And that's, uh... It doesn't look a glitch.

- [Jack] No. - That's [bleep] weird.

That's crystal clear.

Uh, do you think this is an onryo

which is the vengeful spirit

that comes after people?

I don't know if it's an onryo,

but if I saw that in a shop,

I'd be out the [bleep] door.

I'd be on running.

I'd be on my bike.

[Sharon] On that ghost bike.

[Jack laughs] Ghost bike.

All right.

What do you guys give that one?

- [Ozzy] I'll give that a 10. - [Jack] Ten?

- Mom? - Oh, yeah.

I think it's a 10.

Two tens? Is that correct? Finally.

It's like the finale to Dancing with the Stars,

everyone gets 10s.

Always.

Because the way they did it with him bending over

- and then coming up... - [Jack] Yeah.

They... It never missed the...

- It's all there. - [Ozzy] And then that was...

That is pretty...

Ticks all the boxes this one.

I'll tell you what made it a 10 for me,

if I was gonna [indistinct]

oh, it's a camera glitch...

- [Jack] Yeah. - But then his eyes went.

[Jack] Yeah. That one would give me

nightmares actually, that's kind of a...

- [Ozzy] That's spooky that is. - It is.

And he never noticed it.

[Jack] No, he never noticed it.

- No. - [Jack] Not until he watched

the tape back and then he probably shat himself.

[makes sound]

I'm out.

See you.

All right. Well, that's the show,

are we believers?

- Getting there, Jack. - Yup.

[Jack] Better, closer, warmer?

I'm a believer.

All right. Well, uh, make sure you at home,

tune in next week.

And if you have any videos

that you want us to see, please upload it...

[Ozzy] I'm getting there, folks.

- Yeah. - Upload it to any

social media platform using the #OsbournesBelieve.

Bye.

Let's look back on our paranormal passport,

shall we?

First stop, Japan.

Look, that's us with a yurei.

Next stop, India.

Who knew we were magnetic too?

Ah, Brazil, I was so zenned out that day.

Then Mexico.

Ola, Witch, you're kind of a bitch.

And finally Iceland, land of the elves.

So glad we got an elfie selfie.

What a trip.