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♪ Makin' a TV show ♪

I believe

I just don't know what end.

But are there tennis balls where you believe?

Let's go.

This is Osbournes Want to Believe.

We, maybe, the first family of darkness.

- But, not all of us are true believers... - Woo!

[Jack] ...in the paranormal.

We wanna believe.

- Has a ghost ever been caught on film? - Yes.

And I have the evidence that will blow their minds.

[evil laugh]

I think, you're starting to believe.

Seeing' is believing.

[man] Hello? [Jack] What is happening?

[woman screaming]

Oh, gosh, no!

[thunderclap]

[man cackling]

All right, all right, all right.

[exhales] Here we are, back in the hot seat.

How's everyone feeling?

Oh, just dandy.

[Jack] Okay.

Tickety boo, as they say in England.

[Jack chuckles] Tickety boo, all right.

- Should we just dive right on in? - [Sharon] Yeah.

We have, uh...

The first video we have is of,

what in the paranormal field we call Shadow person.

[Jack] This takes place in 2020 in New Jersey.

And this guy is on a video chat.

I wanna know what he's signin' on the call.

[Jack] Seriously?

Watch what happens behind him.

- [Elvis barks] - [Jack shushes]

[Sharon] Elvis...

[Jack] Can we focus on the clip, please?

[Jack] Look, look you see that?

[Sharon] Yeah, what was that?

Let's see it again.

[Jack] You see it, dad?

It's somebody walking past.

That's a pretty fast... [exhales]

[Jack] That feels pretty odd.

The fact that that place is brightly lit.

If he was in a dark room, I would say yeah.

- But-- - Somebody walking past.

It's like somebody on a skateboard.

[Jack] Yeah, just someone skateboarding

in the house going a 100 miles an hour.

Do you think it is a shadow person,

or do you think it's someone walking past?

Somebody walking past.

[Jack] Mom?

I don't know what a shadow person is.

I mean, but, there is something going past him.

A shadow person isn't quite a ghost.

It's this weird thing were it's...

You can't see through it, but it's a shadow walkin' around.

It looks like a person, ergo, shadow person.

Okay.

[Jack] What do we give this on the Woogie Boogie scale?

- Four. - [Jack] Four?

- [woman] Ooh... - Yeah, four is about right.

[Jack] Why do I have a feeling

it's gonna be one of those days?

- [Sharon] Here we go. - [sighs]

I mean, four is right out of the gate.

We gonna have to get those numbers up.

Those are amateur numbers.

- We gotta get those up. - Oh, really?

Amateur numbers, yeah.

[Sharon] We're getting tougher as this thing goes on.

[cackles]

Um, we have another shadow person.

This comes to us out of Ohio.

For some reason,

Ohio, apparently,

is like the most haunted place in America

because I've, probably done

five or six investigations there

and every other clip is out of Ohio.

- Really? - I don't know why.

It's just... It's a really active place.

Um... Byron, in the bathroom,

can you give us an explanation as to why Ohio is so haunted?

Round on the edges and hi in the middle.

Ha, I get it.

- [Sharon laughing] - [Jack] Zing, dad joke.

[Jack] Um, all right, so...

This one kinda creep me out, it's at two-parter.

This guy had a strange sound coming out of his basement

and he captured something very unexpected twice.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

[man] Hello?

[Jack] So, this guy was all alone in his house.

He heard some noises in the basement.

Went downstairs to check it out

and this is what happened.

[man] Hello?

I heard something.

Is anyone there?

[Jack] Nothing's there.

[man] Whoa, Jesus!

You see that cabinet move?

Well, god... [bleep]

Very strange.

[Jack] Well, thank you for focusing on this clip.

And, yes, it's very [bleep] strange.

Watch it again in slow motion.

That looks pretty cool.

[Jack] Oh, it gets much worse.

Same house, same guy,

watch the bottom of the stairs.

[man] I heard some noises again.

Hello?

- Watch this. - [man grunts]

[Jack] Look at that.

- Did you see it? - [Ozzy] Yeah.

What the [bleep] is that?

- That's spooky, that is. - It is.

That's like--

That's clear as day that's someone down there.

Thoughts, reactions,

do you think of that as faked or real?

Oh, I don't know fake or real, but...

- That thing moving was pretty... - It looked

Yeah, looks convincing.

It does look like it's real.

What would you do, if in the middle of the night,

you heard something down here

and you stood on top of the stairs

and into the shadows, you see...

Burn the place.

[Jack] Would you call the cops?

I mean, actually, I don't think that's...

I think it's a pretty sound... I would.

Of course.

If I [bleep] saw someone walking in my basement,

and knowing there's only one way in and out,

I would absolutely lock the door

and call the police.

I would go and, uh, get in my car and drive off.

[Jack laughing]

- Burn the house down. - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

I'd throw all the dogs down here.

[Jack] Throw all the dogs into the...

What, you would feed the dogs to the demons?

No! Something's they... Demons don't like dogs.

[evil laughter]

Elvis, would you attack the demon in the basement?

[Ozzy laughing]

[Jack] All right, so, uh, how would you rank this clip?

- Five. Mmm-hmm. - Five?

- Seven. - Seven.

Yeah, I'd give that a seven, as well.

Between the cabinet moving and that shadow figure.

- [man] Whoa! - It's a good one.

Have you ever had an experience with someone

has been like--

You did.

My parents got robbed about 18 years ago in England.

Dad woke up in the middle of the night

and he wrestled the bandit.

- And threw him out of the window. - Come on.

Nicky nacky nude.

[Jack] He was naked.

Ah!

[screaming]

[objects clattering]

- [evil laughter] - [laughs]

[Jack] I just love that story, never gets old.

All right, so...

This, next video, was filmed at an aging center

that was built on the side of a civil war battle.

If that's not bad...

If that's not bad enough as it is an aging center

- on a civil war battle. - What is an aging center.

It's where I'm sending you guys.

Oh, shut the [bleep] up and show it.

- Um... [chuckles] - How dare you.

It's known as Battle of Scary Creek.

The staff believes the facility is, now, haunted

by soldiers who died in the battle.

This is in St. Albans, West Virginia,

September 21st, 2018 at 1:19 A.M.

[Jack] So, keep an eye on that bus.

You'll see what the security camera picked up.

I knew that was gonna happen.

I [bleep] knew that was gonna...

I knew that was gonna happen.

- You know them doors. - Yeah.

- There's like a-- - Them doors on buses,

- uh, work but... - Hydraulic system.

Yeah, I knew that was gonna...

I guessed that was gonna happen.

But it's stretchin' it, isn't it?

It's not even in the place, it's parked outside.

[Jack] It doesn't make it any less paranormal

because it's parked outside.

Yeah, but I'm sayin' is...

The buildup of pressure in it, it max 'em out on its own.

[Jack] But, it was locked.

The pressure is not gonna open a locked door.

People will be falling out of the bus.

[laughing]

Whoa, [bleep] sake.

Hi, boops. Hi, baby.

- [Jack laughs] - Hi, boopy.

- What one is that? - This is Violet.

Is that the same one that was just down here?

No, that was Gingy boy.

They all [bleep] same.

[Sharon] They're not.

Okay, what do you think?

[Jack] I don't know.

I think it's... Ah, listen, all that door opened,

could it be the wind?

Given the fact that

we're seeing a bunch of stuff blowing around?

- No? - I mean, what is it?

It's just--

- [Jack] Doors opening on bus. - It's freezing cold.

Maybe, the air did it in the bus. It's freezing.

I just don't even see the significance to ghosts.

What do you give it?

[Jack] All right, Woogie Boogie scale, what do we give it?

- Two. - [Jack] Two?

Mother?

Nothing.

- You're giving this-- - That's nothing.

- You're giving this a nothing? - No, it's crap.

The [bleep]

It's [bleep]

Can't work under these conditions.

[bleep]

Well, I'm gonna read you some quotes.

"One employee claims to have seen

a full-bodied apparition of a woman

dressed in 1800s clothing, it must be ghosts."

Or a fancy dress party.

Hold that.

Oh, dad's going for a pee.

Hey, Byron, get out the [bleep]

[Jack] He's comin' in hot.

[Ozzy speaking]

[indistinct chatter]

[cell phone dings]

[yawns]

How can you not clearly see little legs and wings?

That's absolute [bleep]

Cool.

I'm gonna move the camera around,

so, you can see what's playing out in real-time.

That is [bleep] weird.

He was the [bleep] out of that.

[evil laugh]

Which dog is this, mother?

Oh, this is my baby, Violet.

- Violet. - This is Violet.

She is absolutely gorgeous.

You should feel her. She's all soft.

Not to be confused with who...

who else does she look like, Ginj, is it...

She looks like Ginjy boy.

And she looks like Big Mama,

who is her mama.

Elvis is her daddy.

[Jack] He's been a dead beat.

[Sharon] He is a dead bee dad.

[laughs]

You're the... You are the father, Elvis.

[laughing]

[thunderclap]

[man cackling]

Uh, okay, so, this is fairy sighting.

Since you guys seem to be more open to believing,

we're gonna revisit the convo about fairies.

'Cause I know you seem to get kind of excited

over the notion of fairies.

I get very excited.

Are you aware of the myth that fairies steal babies?

- No. never heard of it. - No, yeah... Why?

This next clip comes to us

from Fayetteville, North Carolina.

Uh, where one man believes

he's captured a fairy on camera.

This video was filmed the very first night

- a new born was brought... - [baby crying]

- into, uh, its new home. - Okay.

[Jack] This is that security camera out on the front porch.

And you're about to see what triggers it.

It's a [bleep] moth.

[Jack] Why are you so quick to judge?

Can't you just wait to see a little more?

How can you not, clearly, see little legs and wings?

- Can't... [bleep] - That's [bleep] all.

That is very... It's Tinkerbell.

[Jack snickers]

You are joking with me, Jack.

[Jack] What?

It's a fairy.

It's a [bleep] moth.

Go back to that bit because that's bit of string.

That's a string holding up that,

whatever that bouncing light is.

- What string? - It's a string.

You could see the string.

[Sharon] You can see the string.

[Jack] What the [bleep] you guys talking about?

It can bounce down!

[Jack] Nope, there's no [bleep] string.

Yes.

[Jack] Every time you say you don't believe in a fairy,

a fairy dies.

That's absolute [bleep].

I'm just trying to give you guys amuse-bouche

- of paranormal, okay? - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

You might like that... Look at this like a--

- I'll give that zing. - [sighs]

Okay, look at his like...

Osbournes Want to Believe

is me presenting to you like a cheese platter

- of paranormal. - Oh.

- [Jack] Some cheeses-- - Of old cheesy socks.

[Jack] No, some cheese,

you're like, "Oh, that's amazing."

Other cheese, you're like,

"That tastes like grandmas undies."

- So... - [both chuckle]

[all laughing]

[Jack] So--

[jack chuckles]

They can't all be winners.

[Sharon] They can't all be winners.

But what is this...

That's a fairy coming to steal the baby's blood.

[Ozzy] Okay, okay. What do we give it?

[bleep] all.

- Nothing. - That's [bleep]

Do you believe in fairies, though?

- I do. - No, I don't.

Of all the things,

you believe in [bleep] fairies.

Yes, I do.

[Jack] What is this on the fairy scale?

Ow!

It's so far off removed from the fairy scale.

I mean it's in the [bleep] of a goblin.

It's nowhere near a fairy.

It just was not a good piece of cheese, all right?

They can't all be aged...

- [Sharon] But you saw the string. - British cheddar.

Can we please get on with these things now?

- Moving on, then. [chuckles] - Let's go.

Ghost pulls girl to ground.

This comes from Bridgend...

- In Wales. - [Jack] ...in Wales.

[imitating Welsh accent] In Wales.

[imitating Welsh accent] In Rhondda Valley in the Wales.

[Sharon] All right, let's see it.

[chuckling]

[Jack] That is Lexi. She's about two years old.

- Aw. - [man] Lexi!

[Jack] And, she's seen here just playing with her parents.

But something unexplainable is about to happen to her.

Watch this. This is weird.

- [chuckles] - [woman gasps] Whoa!

[babbles]

[Jack] I know, it looked

just like a typical kid falling over.

But when she does fall over,

she says "naughty boy"

because she felt as if she was pulled down

- by somebody behind her. - [man] Lexi!

What?

- [chuckles] - [woman gasps] Whoa!

[babbles]

Weird, right?

[dramatic music playing]

What do we think?

I think that this is really ridiculous.

We've had a fairy light bouncing on a piece of string,

a child falls down

and she says "naughty boy".

I didn't hear "naughty boy".

I blame the staff.

- How could you guys present these clips... - Researchers.

to me to present to them?

[both laughing]

[Ozzy] I'll give like two.

Okay, what do you think of that?

Come on, truth.

As a paranormal expert.

As a paranormal parent.

As a paranormal parent,

I think it is highly plausible

that she could have just tripped.

I also think it is possible

that a spirit of a child could've pushed her.

- [Jack] What? What? - You're full of [bleep].

That's not for real.

According to the girl's dad, after being pushed

Lexi said "naughty boy".

He believes she was talking

to the spirit that pushed her to the ground.

Are you calling Lexi's father a liar?

No, I'm not calling Lexi's father a liar.

- [Ozzy] We call him drunk. - I'm calling him a [bleep].

[chuckles]

That's what I'm calling Lexi's father.

[laughs]

What would you give it on the Boogie scale?

On the Boogie scale?

[buzzer sounds]

Zero.

I'll give that two.

[bleep]

- [sighs] - It was stupid, Jack.

The baby just fell back.

[Jack] Okay. Should be, uh, hit a pause?

Yeah.

Oh, come on, guys, those last three were [bleep].

[Sharon] They do? [producer] Yeah.

[Jack] Right?

Some cheese is delicious, some cheese isn't.

But other people might find

the granny panty cheese delicious.

[Sharon] Oh, granny panty [bleep] pate.

[Jack] Let's see if I can do better with this one.

A fighter jet does turn up.

Look at that. Look at the--

Oh, they've come to see what it is.

[Jack] Yeah, isn't that weird?

There was a huge UFO sighting in a Ozzfest.

- Did you ever know that? - No.

- [Jack] Look at that. - That's pretty cool, actually.

[Sharon] Things are looking up, Jack.

[thunderclap]

[man cackling]

All right, dad, what are we waiting on?

What we waiting on?

Give you one guess.

Oh, we have an empty chair there.

We need to be making an episode of a show.

It'll happen. Right, Doug?

- [producer as Doug] Yeah. - [Jack as Dough] Yeah.

- Where is she? - [as Doug] Hey, everyone.

- [man] She's coming. - [as Doug] We're just waiting on Nana.

[thunderclap]

[man cackling]

All right.

Possible UFO near Mount...

Humunum-humunumuna?

Humunumunumunumuna in California.

Umun... What?

- Umunumunumunum... - Umanuman, is that...

[producer] Umunhum.

- Um... - All right, how do we pronounce that?

- Umunhum. - Oomunhum.

[school bell rings]

- Hello, dummies. - [Ozzy] What the [bleep].

Don't waste my time.

[Ozzy] ...[bleep] hell.

Listen up. It's pronounced Um-uh-num. You got it?

- [Ozzy] Oh, [bleep]. - [Sharon] I got it, you know.

Um-uh-num.

- [Sharon] What is it? - Umunhum.

[Ozzy] That's really weird.

Repeat it.

- [Sharon] Hum-un-um-uh-num. - [Ozzy] Um-uh-num.

- [Jack] Um-muh-mu-na-hum-una? - Wrong.

- Umunhum. - [Ozzy] Are you, are you odd?

Ah, forget it!

I have a feeling I'll see you idiots again.

Um-uh-num.

- Ooh... [laughs] - Umuhnum.

[Jack] For the sake of just not offending anyone,

let's just call this a mountain in California.

[man] What the [bleep] is that?

Wow.

[Jack] To me it looks like it's made of metal

and has some kind of hole in the middle.

[man] It's an UFO!

That is [bleep] weird.

[man 1] That is not [bleep] hawk, dude.

[man 2] A hawk doesn't turn orange.

[man 1] What is that?

[man 2] Oh, wait, I can't get it on my camera...

[man 1] What is this, dude? Wait, wait, wait, look, look.

[man 2] What? [all men] Oh!

- [man 1] Dude, this is it. - [man 2] What is that?

What the [bleep] is this?

A fighter jet does turn up.

And then, like, what... Look at that.

- Oh, they've come to see what it is. - [Jack] Yeah.

- Oh, wow. - [Jack] They're all freaking out, like...

[man 1] What the [bleep] is this?

[Jack] I mean, their reaction is pretty grand.

-Yeah, it is. It is definitely... -It's pretty cool.

And the fighter jets turning up.

- I don't know... - Just so happened to be there.

If it was a balloon,

I don't think a fighter jet would turn up over someone's

- balloon that like, go after their birthday. - [Sharon] No.

[Jack] Woogie Boogie scale on that one for me, please.

- I give that an eight. - [Jack] An eight?

That's more like it.

- Yeah, I would give it a nine. - A nine on the Woogie Boogie scale, okay.

There are the boys out there seeing what's going on.

"What the [bleep] was that?"

Next.

All right, let's quickly move on

- before you change your mind. - [thunder rumbling]

Okay, so, we're goin' to do a bit of a

conspiracy theory deep dive here.

[dramatic music playing]

Remember the footage I showed you of the pyramid,

that kind of above the Pentagon?

- And the guy was filming it at night... - [Sharon] Yeah.

and it's this weird kind of gray-black pyramid

that was spinning?

I'm gonna play the two clips as a refresher.

And we have two clips because there were multiple angles of this incident.

[man] What is this?

Look at that.

Remember this one?

These two guys were just driving.

I think it was in 2019

and they spotted this over the Pentagon.

Remember it?

- [Sharon] I remember. - Yeah.

So weird.

It's like a spinning pyramid.

So, we saw that one, and then, we saw...

It didn't seem to be moving anywhere.

It just seemed to, kind of, slowly rotate.

And then, it happened again, someone else caught it.

- [Sharon] Same event? - [Jack] Yep.

Same event, just a little further away.

And most importantly, from another witness.

That's pretty interesting.

Now, were' gonna dive into the, uh,

this conspiracy theory about these giant pyramids.

Uh, the National UFO Reporting Center

has actually cataloged 8100 sightings

of pyramids or triangular-shaped craft

since the 1960s.

Take a look at this one.

This is one over Moscow, 2009.

It's almost the exact same-looking thing.

[Sharon] Mm-hm.

Some witnessed claim

that it looked nearly a mile wide.

Wow. That looks pretty cool.

[Jack] I'd say more than cool, how could something so massive

float so effortlessly?

Look at that.

And then, shortly after that sighting

this one was caught on camera during the daytime.

[Ozzy] Wow.

[Jack] I just can't figure out what that could be

and how it could be fake.

Look at that.

You get a better view of it there.

[Jack] Yeah.

If you look up in the sky

and you saw that you'd go "[bleep] they're real."

[Jack] Right? You absolutely would.

That's pretty cool, actually.

[Jack] That's four sightings from four different people.

All of the same thing.

Listen to this.

"There have been many instances in which

"these vehicles have been observed over bases

"operated by the Strategic Air Commands' Chris Mellon,

"former deputy assistant secretary of defense

"for Intelligence during

"the Clinton and George W. Bush administrations."

Do you think that this could be military?

- Or do you think this could be aliens? - This could be military.

I don't know what it is.

I've never seen... I could be... I don't know.

You know what my theory is?

I'm wondering if, is this like a mothership

that's come down to Earth

and they are having, like, alien meetings at the Pentagon

or at the Kremlin.

- That's a good... - 'Cause they're over like

- prime, you know, strategic locations. - I'll give it a seven.

A seven? All right.

Mum, what would you give that on the Woogie Boogie scale?

- Nine. - I'll take that, sure.

I just think that it's odd though

that whatever it is,

has been captured numerous times on camera,

and it just seems to just defy physics.

- It looks like a big floating city. - Yeah.

I think it'd be cool [bleep] see something like that.

- All right, all right, all right. - Next one.

[all] Yes.

[all] No.

Not into the Hollow Earth theory.

I like the theory.

I just don't believe it to be true.

I think it's a cool story, though.

[both] No.

Maybe.

Jack.

[Jack] This is a classic photo.

They're just being superimposed.

No.

Those look like saucepan lids.

What the [bleep] is that?

- Do you see it? - Oh, yeah, look.

- I'd [bleep] myself. - [Ozzy] Wow.

[thunderclap]

[man cackling]

These what you want?

Yeah. Uh, those the... No, those are the sea salt.

The Nova barbeque?

[indistinct chatter]

[Jack] Elvis, you can have a chip.

- [speaking] - Mm-mm.

[monstrous laughter]

Okay, now, here's one from the vault.

[man] From the vault!

[monstrous laughter]

You know this is where we dig up the super old school stuff.

- It's not a photograph again, is it? - It is a photograph.

- I knew it. - But it's a cool photograph.

So, this photograph is from Italy.

- [Sharon] Yeah. - December 10th, 1954.

[mockingly] So, you were two-years old.

I'm ignoring you, go on.

[Jack] Look at them. They're all looking at the same thing in the sky.

And to me, they look like UFOs.

They're clearly reacting to something they are seeing.

- What do you think? - They'be just been superimposed.

No.

Can we just look at how very well dressed those Italian men are?

-[Sharon chuckles] Very well groomed. -For just hanging out?

Um, to me, those look like saucepan lids.

[Jack] What are you saying?

You're saying that someone threw saucepan lids in the sky and took pictures of them?

Yeah. Yeah.

That's absolutely absurd.

Oh, shush.

[speaking]

[speaking]

[speaking]

I'm not impressed with that one.

- We're not impressed with this one from the vault? - [both] No.

I mean, UFO sightings are not uncommon in Italy.

Uh, in fact, there are records of sightings that date back to 100 BC.

Ancient Aliens, don't you know?

Jack.

- What would you give that on the scale? - [Ozzy] Two.

- No. - A two? [bleep]

A two for the way they're well groomed.

And now it's time for another something from the vault!

[monstrous laughter]

That clearly didn't really meet the ever-raising high standards.

Not at all. No.

UFO flying low over trees in Los Angeles, 1963.

This is a classic photo.

Superimposed.

[speaking]

[speaking]

I's funny you say that?

There was a huge UFO sighting in a Ozzfest.

Thousands of people saw it.

- Did you ever know that? - No.

Holy [bleep].

[rock music playing]

[man] That's a UFO!

What the [bleep].

Did they film it?

Ask and you shall receive.

Look at that.

[Ozzy] Wow!

Where did this happen again?

[Jack] Tinley Park, Illinois.

But like literally, it was written up in the newspapers.

One of the UFO TV shows, went and did a whole episode on it,

-because I remember seeing it, -[Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

And they had licensed a bunch of Ozzfest footage.

- There was a full on UFO... - I don't remember that.

But the odd thing is though, it seems like...

And I don't know if this is just because aliens are really aware

- that now everyone has a camera. - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

But it seems like these big, giant sighting events,

don't happen as...

- Often as they... - often as they used to.

You know, you've got the Phoenix Lights,

over Phoenix and everyone saw that

There's only a little bit of footage of it.

I don't know, they must be aware now that everyone's got a camera.

[Jack] Uh, Woogie Boogie scale.

- Five. - You give it a five.

- Four. I'm not really believing it. - [Jack] Four?

- Where did this happen again? - [Jack] California.

- [Sharon] I'm not... - Los Angeles.

Did you know, California is the UFO capital of America?

- Really? - [Ozzy] Yeah.

Huh? I mean, I... I get that.

There's some [beeps] aliens walking around this...

[speaking]

- [Jack] Where? - [speaking]

Really?

Looks like we're gonna have to take,

Osbournes Want to Believe on a little boat trip.

[Ozzy] Next.

This is...

Shuswaggi.

Do you remember Oggy? The friendly, uh, lake monster in Canada.

[Jack] Remember Oggy? We spoke about Oggy.

Uh, well, this is his cousin.

Um, [chuckles] and, um,

yeah Oggy, the Ogopogo.

- Yeah. - Okay. So this is, um,

Shuswaggi, in Shush...

- Shuswap. - Shuswap.

- Shuswap? - Shus... Shus...

- Shuswap. - Shus-wap.

Shush-wap.

[school bell buzzing]

I knew I'd see you morons again.

[Ozzy] What? [Sharon] Go on.

This one's simple. Don't make it difficult.

Su-swap.

- [Ozzy] Sush-wap. - Again.

- [Sharon] Shuswap. - Su-swap.

[Jack] Shus-wap.

- You got that dummies? - [Sharon] Shus-wap.

Class dismissed.

[bell buzzes]

[Ozzy] What the [beeps]?

- Shus-wap? - [Ozzy] Sush-wap.

Lake.

British Columbia, Canada.

May 3rd, [chuckles] 2019.

All right. Let's give this one a look.

[man] What the hell? What is it?

What is that? Is that a boat over there?

[speaking]

[Jack] Dad, please stop. It's not a fish.

Look at the size of that [beeps] on the lake it's leaving.

And the guys who spotted it, are fishing.

So, I'm pretty sure they would know.

[man] Got that on tape. That's the Shuswoggy.

Shuswoggy, yeah.

- [Jack] Look at that? - Where did he go?

You can see the sun shining off its head.

- No, sorry. - [Sharon] Nah.

Before we weigh in, I have a second video that you guys must observe.

[Sharon scoffs]

Before comment.

[speaking]

[Jack] So this was captured in 2019 as well.

Obviously, in the same lake.

[speaking]

[Jack] And the interesting part about this, is the lady we hear talking.

She lives nearby

and has been to this lake several times throughout her life.

And to me it's pretty obvious

that she's never seen anything like this in the lake before.

[speaking]

[Jack] For me, I'm like, "I don't know what the [beep] that is?"

It's definitely something.

That's big, right?

- It could be an eel or... - I doubt it.

Eels are bottom-feeders.

What would it be doing up on the surface?

[speaking]

I mean, that's [beeps] huge. Whatever that is.

[Jack] It's creating a wake.

[speaking]

[Ozzy] That looks [beep] weird.

[woman] This is Shuwswag.

Okay. It's something there.

Could be an eel.

Like a... Like a big eel?

- How big do eels get? - They get really big if left.

Hmm.

Do you actually think it is possible though

for some kind of unknown creature to live in lakes?

I think it's possible, but

highly unlikely considering what we know about the planet now

[Jack] Yeah.

Woogie Boogie scale for this clip.

I'll give that a five.

- A five? Okay. - [audience booing]

Mum, what do you give that on the Woogie Boogie?

- Four. - Four?

[Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

- Are you serious? - [Sharon] Yes.

Would you ever go for a... on a hunt for a lake monster?

- No. - [Jack chuckles lightly]

- I would. - Yeah.

-Yeah, -All right.

She cool. Why don't you [bleep] yourself?

[Jack laughs]

That's so weird!

- What would you say that is? - I don't know what the [beeps] that is.

- But that was a good one though, right? - That was a good one.

[Ozzy laughing]

[speaking]

Aliens.

I like ghosts and aliens just as much.

I think they're an equal for me.

- Ghosts. - [beeping]

[speaking]

[Jack] What do you prefer? The past or the future?

- Past. - [Sharon] Past.

I'm kind of a futurist. I like... I like the future.

[speaking]

[speaking]

My favorite horror movie?

- Aliens. - It might be Aliens, yeah.

[speaking]

I can't watch them anymore. It's that shock thing that freaks me out.

Good for the blood pressure.

You know that Australian woman,

- where she's up in the ceiling... - Heritage.

Hereditary. Hereditary.

Hereditary.

That movie, Jack, is a horror.

- That's a scary [beeps] movie. - Really is scary.

- It's really... - When she saws her head off

- with the wire hanger. - [Sharon] Yeah. [gags]

[Ozzy laughing]

Um, all right. So this next clip kind of trips me out.

It takes place in a alleyway of a residential neighborhood.

Where did this happen again?

The guy who shot this does not want to be known.

And he's also not disclosing the location of this video.

The reason being he doesn't want his neighborhood

to be inundated with paranormal enthusiasts

wanting to try and capture this entity on camera.

So, we have to respect that and I get it, you know?

It's places that are haunted often draw a lot of weirdos like myself.

-So, you know, -[Sharon laughing]

guess we just have to take his word for it.

So, give this one a a look.

- It's a ghost alley. - [Sharon] Okay.

So, this is the guy taking a stroll at night in his top secret location.

He heard something ahead, couldn't see anything,

was a little freaked out, turned on his camera and this is what he caught.

What appears to be a ghost of a woman with long black hair.

[Ozzy] I [beeps] can't see it.

I know, it's hard to see.

- Hang on. I'll push in on it. - [bleep]

Can you see it?

Oh, yeah, look.

What do you think? You don't know.

What would you say that is?

A spirit, lady with long, dark hair.

It looks like she's walking away from him.

You see?

Hair.

-It's a hard one to make out. I'll give you that. -[Sharon] It is a hard one.

- I need to see it again. - Okay. Look, there it is.

[Jack] Can you see? [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

[Jack] That's so weird.

I [beeps] myself.

[Sharon] I don't know what it is.

Could be heat coming from...

From?

- [Sharon] From, you know? - The hot place.

Underneath, you know?

[Jack] Oh, like a vent. Like a vent.

-Yeah. -I don't know. It doesn't really look like,

it would be heat coming out.

And what are we giving this one, on the Woogie Boogie?

It's a mystery to me.

- I'd give it a three. - You give it a three?

- It's a mystery. Daddy? - Two.

[Sharon] Two? [Jack] A two?

- [Jack] Doug, what do you give it? - [woofs]

[Jack] I'll take a ten.

[laughs]

I do not believe that that video deserved a two and a three.

And I think you guys are wrong.

I mean, that's a pretty cool entity, but that's just me.

That's just my professional ghost hunting opinion

for what it's worth.

[Sharon] Shut up.

This could easily be deserving of tens.

How so?

I can present to you, like, the golden egg

and you guys would still [beeps] on it.

[Jack] What the [beeps]?

Why am I even here?

Why? Why, God?

-Should we move on? -[Sharon] Yeah. Good to move on.

- [all cheering] - [man] Bravo!

How bummed would you be, like thinking...

You know what I was thinking about the other day?

I was listening to this podcast about like,

what colonizing Mars would be like.

You go to Mars,

you'll agree... but like...

you can't have [beeps] like that anymore.

- Mmm-mmm. - Like, how bummed would you be?

You'd be like [bleep] Ice cream? Nope.

Good chocolate. Nope.

Like an amazing dessert from, like, your favorite restaurant.

[garbled] Nope.

Even like a really good steak.

Crazy.

I'm gonna move the camera around

so you can see what's going on.

- [Sharon] Wow! - That is [beeps] weird.

[Ozzy laughing]

[dogs barking]

[howls]

[slurping]

[howling]

All right. So, our final one.

This one's a bit different,

because I'm gonna show you a clip.

And it's a camera where I can look around the scene.

[Sharon] Yeah. [Ozzy] This, uh...

[Jack] It's a 360 camera.

So you can shoot 360 degrees.

You know how I'm saying with some of these videos

that I wish the person had filmed to turn the camera around,

well this is the kind of...

-prime example of... there is that technology, -[Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

And you can do it.

So, this guy was in his office by himself

and all of a sudden the alarm starts going off.

And I'm gonna move the camera around at different points,

so you can see what's going on,

as all this is playing out in real time.

- [Ozzy] Okay. - [Sharon] Okay.

[Jack] So, this guy's in his office doing his thing.

[alarm beeping]

The alarm goes off.

Watch this area as he looks to see what triggered the alarm.

[Jack] You see that door just opened? [Sharon] Yeah.

Now watch this.

And while he's going to check the door...

I'm gonna skip forward a bit.

Comes back and sits down.

But that door is now opened.

[thudding]

He hears knocking.

Then the light turns on in that room.

[Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

- Look at him, he's like... - [beeps] himself.

People saw that in a shop they'd [beeps] door...

[laughs]

[Jack] Just skip forward a bit.

He goes to inspect.

He's looking around.

So, it's clear like something fell.

Turns the light off again.

Now watch, look.

[exclaiming in horror]

- [Ozzy] Wow! - [Sharon giggling]

[Jack] And he gets the [beeps] out of that. Now, but watch.

[chuckling]

Now like, the light, turns back on.

Now its flashing.

- [Ozzy] It's pretty cool. - [Jack] Now, watch this.

The door opens.

- And it looks like someone's stood there. - Yeah.

[speaking]

Yeah.

How [beeps] crazy is that?

[Ozzy] That was pretty crazy.

And his reactions were [beeps].

- That dude was... - [Sharon chuckles]

He wants the [beeps] out of that.

He's gone.

- What city did this happen in? - This happened in...

[Jack] Singapore. [Ozzy] Pretty impressive...

- Singapore? - Yeah.

That guy was [beeps].

All right, what would you give that on the Woogie Boogie scale?

- Nine. - A nine?

- Okay. - [audience cheering]

Mom, what was that for you on the Woogie Boogie scale?

- [Sharon] A nine. - Okay.

Definitely a nine.

I am actually, uh, thrilled,

that the 360 camera brought out a nine from the both of you.

[chuckles] It was definitely Woogie Boogie, that one.

[both chuckle]

- You liked that one. - Yeah.

Very good, that one was.

And it was funny too. The poor guy.

And he was like, "I'm off."

That's a great clip.

- [Sharon]I just like to ask one thing though. - Yeah.

Do you think, maybe that...

'Cause it looked so human.

- [Jack] That figure? - Mmm-hmm,

that is was somebody in there winding him up?

Possibly. But my thing is,

I feel like he would have seen, like, microfilaments string,

if it was moving the chair and opening the door and...

Listen, there is a possibility

that someone had done this elaborate, you know, ruse.

But that's kinda what everything we see on camera now, you know?

- There's always a possibility. - Yeah.

That was it. What did you guys think?

Are we closer, warmer?

I know we had a few threes, twos, fives.

- I'm warmer. - You're warmer?

I mean, it took a lot to get a nine.

- But that was a good one though, right? - That was a good one.

- A very good one. - It ended with a nine-o.

I think maybe it was the power of Doug, which began to sway you.

- [Ozzy] Yeah. - [Sharon] Doug's out for the count.

Um, all right.

Well, um, [beeps].

Are you guys believers yet?

- Getting there. - [Sharon] Yeah.

I shall take it.

[Ozzy] Never grandma's undies in those clothes. [crowd laughs]

[Jack] That is a fairy tinker bell.

[Sharon] Jack, it's in [beeping] of a goblin.

[Jack] Come on, guys. Get on the crazy train.

[Ozzy] What the [beeps]?

[Jack] Quick, take the camera phone out. We have to film this.

This is awesome.

[all screaming]

It didn't happen if it's not on video.

That tastes like grandma's undies.