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[rock music playing]

I'm sorry, sir.

[producer speaking]

- [man] No. - [Sharon] Yeah.

Will you stop rubbing my [bleep] face?

[producer speaking]

[Jack] Uh-huh.

What the [bleep] is that?

- [producer speaking] - [Ozzy speaking]

Okay. Thank you so much.

[Jack] Oh, like, what is that, a [bleep] goblet?

What the [bleep]?

Where did that come from?

- Upstairs. - [Jack] The Goblet of coffee.

[Ozzy] I've got one of them under the bed.

[Jack] Please. Don't drop that on yourself.

[Ozzy] What'd you do?

[Jack] We may be the First Family of Darkness,

but not all of us are true believers in the Paranormal.

We wanna believe.

[Sharon] Has a ghost ever been caught on film?

[Jack] Yes. And I have the evidence

- that will blow their minds. - Whoa, what is that?

I think you're starting to believe.

Seeing is believing.

[Jack] Whoa, what is happening?

[Ozzy] Oh, God, no.

[man laughing]

[Jack] All right.

Uh, are you guys ready to believe?

[Sharon] Yup. I am so ready,

it's not even funny.

[Jack] Well, we are kicking today off

with some deeply compelling Cryptid videos.

You guys know what Cryptids are?

- What? - [Jack] Cryptid is the term

given to a creature that is...

- [Ozzy] Living in a crypt. - That's not normal.

It's a paranormal creature,

they fall under Cryptid,

so the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, uh, Mothman.

They're all considered Cryptids.

- [Sharon] Mmm-hmm. - [Ozzy] All right.

[Jack] We have Bigfoot in Provo Canyon, Utah.

Um, and I thought we'd kick today off

with a couple Cryptid...

[Ozzy speaking]

[Jack] Look at this, this one's weird,

this one's [bleep] weird. Look at that.

It's like looking at him, crouched down.

Is that a guy in a suit?

[Jack] He throws a stick at him.

It's just a [bleep] guy in a gorilla suit.

Yeah, but don't you think you would like,

recognize someone in a gorilla suit?

- [man] Huh? - Shut up, Jack.

Recognize someone in a gorilla suit?

No, but recognize that it was a gorilla suit

- versus a [bleep] Bigfoot. - [Sharon] Oh, a real, um...

[Ozzy] Yeah. But would there have ever

been sightings of Bigfoot for years, right?

Yeah.

So you'd think they would've been more, uh...

[Sharon] That's someone in a suit.

So this video has had over 30,000 views

on multiple platforms,

and almost everyone's comments believe

they are real Sasquatch.

And we know whatever people say on the internet

- must be true. - [Ozzy] I don't,

well, I don't believe the internet.

But don't... But I mean, look at that thing, though.

It's huge, and it [bleep] throws

a tree branch at the guy.

[Ozzy speaking]

But you weren't Bigfoot, though. That's Bigfoot.

- That's not a gorilla. - Okay, great. Bigfoot.

Next. One.

[Sharon] No more than one, that was a guy in a suit.

[Jack] One on the Woogie Boogie Scale?

Yeah, absolutely.

- [bleep] me. - [Ozzy] You starting off

at the bottom rung today, son.

All right.

Let's dive on in.

- [Sharon] Come on then. - Another one.

- Next. - Go on.

This is the Mante tribe Cryptid

from Indonesia in 2019.

So, there are roughly 100 uncontacted

tribes in the world.

The Mante tribe,

who is legendary in Indonesian folklore,

is believed to be one of them.

This footage that you're about to see

is considered by many people to be the best evidence

the Mante exist at all.

- [man] Hello. - Hello.

Hello.

[man] [speaking foreign language]

[Ozzy] It's a lot of Cryptid?

[man] [speaking foreign language]

[Jack] So look around here.

Now, watch.

You see that?

Running away from him?

What do we think? Do we think it's an ancient

Indonesian Hobbit?

[crickets chirping]

- Hmm? - What do we think?

- What? - [Sharon] Jack,

what's happened to you today?

This is crap.

- You had a late night, son? - [Jack laughs]

I was too busy hanging out

with an Indonesian Hobbit, okay?

I'm sorry.

Elvis, what do you think, Elvis?

[Sharon] Elvis, not a lot, do you boo-boo?

[Ozzy] What do you think of it?

- [Jack] Ruff. - [Sharon] Come on, Elvis.

Come on, boo-boo. Yeah, I know.

Did you believe? Nah?

- He says, "No, mom, I don't." - Next.

- What... - [Jack] But imagine how big...

Like, Elvis would be like a dire wolf

to that little Indonesian...

[Ozzy speaking]

[Jack] All right. What do we give that one

on the Woogie Boogie?

[Ozzy] One.

- [Sharon] One. - Yeah.

- One, for capturing... - [Jack] But why?

Some sort of person running away

because it could be a baby that lives out there.

[Jack] A baby that lives in the [bleep] forest

- by itself? - [Ozzy] It could be an animal,

- scurrying... - No, it was going

to its mother.

Having a little walk for a school.

Next.

Have you guys ever been to Indonesia?

- I have. - [Jack] You have?

- When? - Malaysia.

Wait, didn't you guys go to Bali?

- No, you went to Bora Bora. - [Sharon] Boring, boring,

going back to what was that thing,

that looked like a child,

just having a little wander.

[Jack] But it was naked. You could see his ass.

But don't a lot of people that live there...

[Jack] Yeah, you can see, like,

his little round butt cheeks.

Where, Jack? As he runs away.

- Watch as he runs. - [Sharon] Okay.

- I'm watching. - [Jack] Right here.

Look, naked butt cheek.

[Ozzy] What's... [bleep] there's nothing there.

- [Sharon] Naked? - [Jack] Take another look.

Look, you see it. Look, butt cheeks.

You see the little tiny butt cheeks,

glimmering in the sunlight.

- I must say, it's very little. - It's got little butt cheeks.

But it could be a little person.

Okay. Let's move on. Will you...

But why would there just be a little person, running...

- [Ozzy] Okay. Move on. - [Sharon] Oh.

- [Jack] Uh-huh. - [Sharon] Jack?

It's a water kelpie.

- Here we go. - Oh, a Loch Ness, yes.

[Jack] Um, okay, last Cryptid of the day, uh,

is probably the most famous, Nessie himself.

- Yes. - Uh, now this footage

was captured in August 13th, 2013.

- [Sharon] Yeah. - Loch Ness, Scotland.

Scotland.

[Jack] You can take my Nessie,

but you can't take my freedom.

[woman laughing]

[Jack] So the first sighting of Nessie

may have been as early as 1871.

However, Nessie didn't gain global notoriety

until local newspapers published the sighting

of the alleged Nessie on May 2nd, 1933.

[man] There's something there.

[Jack] Okay, take a look at this.

[man] Here we are at Fort Augustus.

There's something moving in the water.

- [Jack] [imitating] - [man] A Loch Ness?

- No idea what it is. - What I...

What am I looking at?

[Jack] A [bleep] Loch Ness monster.

- [Ozzy] Where? - Right there.

What is making those ripples?

It's the [bleep] tide.

- Where do you get these... - Tide?

There's no tide in a lake.

- [Jack] Not in that lake. - [Ozzy] Really?

[Jack] Not in lakes that small,

like, in the great lakes, there are.

[man] It's like a ripple.

[Jack] But what is causing that ripple?

That's Nessie.

[Ozzy] The sun is causing these ripples though, here.

[Jack] He's saying he thinks there's something

under the water.

Aye.

[Sharon] Oh, where's the Haggis?

That's where we were, Sharon...

I know. I know.

[Jack] You guys were in that...

in that little white house?

- Yeah. - Ah.

[Ozzy] But that... Oh, Jack,

you're getting some really dull ones today.

I do not believe

that was the Loch Ness monster.

I think it was, uh, something in the water.

Not... But not a monster.

I believe in the Loch Ness monster.

However, I think that it was maybe,

um, a water snake.

A water snake?

- [Sharon] Mmm-hmm. - In Scotland?

- Why not? - What the [bleep]?

There's only like one snake in England,

and I don't even think it's in Scotland.

[laughter]

One snake?

- [Sharon] Like one dentist. - [Jack] Yeah.

There's only one dentist in England.

Definitely only one in Scotland.

[laughter]

- [Sharon] Oh, Lord. - [Jack] Um, in hindsight...

- in hindsight. - [Ozzy] I don't give that

- [bleep] anything... - amongst further

examination, I will say that it...

There is a high likely it could've been a ripple

caused by a boat that may have gone past...

- Absolutely. - And we haven't seen it,

- and it... - That was looking

for the snake at the time.

[Jack] The water kelpie and his Haggis.

[Ozzy] I'll give that nothing.

- Nothing? - Oh, you're in a good mood.

A [bleep]... I don't think we've ever had a zero.

What's the Woogie Boogie scale?

[Ozzy] One.

[Sharon] Woogie Boogie two ones.

So ones all round for Cryptids?

Oh, yeah, nothing more.

[bleep].

[rock music playing]

Totally. Well, it's kind of like

Loch Ness monster... What the Loch Ness monster

is to like in Van Ness,

and that part is like what the Queen is to London.

Like, an old mythical creature that's rarely seen.

[laughter]

That is highly revered.

[Jack] You do?

Not a Loch Ness monster, but...

There is nothing like a good drag queen, is there?

- Oh. - [Ozzy] All right.

- [Jack] A Scottish drag queen. - A Scottish...

Look, look, I'll come back if you close that door

one more time.

Pretty impressed, actually

I give that, like, an eight.

- [Sharon] No. - [Ozzy] An eight?

Well, what would you say that is?

I don't know what it is. That's why it's on here.

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

[rock music playing]

[Jack] I got called old by someone recently.

[Ozzy] Well, you don't worry, you're getting there.

- Who was it? - It was like, uh...

It was like I posted something on the, uh...

On social media, and like someone said

something about, "Oh, I'm old."

And I'm like, "[bleep] me." I'm like 35...

Oh, I guess, I am 35,

divorced with three kids.

That's pretty old.

And I have MS, it's like, I might as well be 70.

And you've got a van that you take the kids.

[Jack] Yes. And I do have a van.

[Sharon] I have a van, 35, three kids,

- and divorced. You're old. - [Jack] Yeah.

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

So, these next clips are all, uh,

from paranormal events

that occurred in creepy hotels.

Have you guys ever stayed in any creepy hotels?

- No. - [Ozzy speaking]

[Jack] Yeah. Where did we stay?

Oh, I stayed at the one in Texas

that the room was allegedly haunted,

- it was the Driskill? - [producer speaking]

Yeah. Yeah, I stayed in that hotel room.

Remember that old, uh...

When we stayed in that...

That's right. And the light kept turning on and off

- in your room. - [Ozzy] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Stop. - No, I swear to you.

- Yeah. - Our lighting,

it kept going on and off on its own.

[Jack] And he thought I was... He thought

we were [bleep] with him. Looking back on it,

do you think it could've been paranormal?

[Ozzy] I think the light bulb needed changing.

[laughter]

All right. I mean, maybe, all right.

This comes to us from Georgia,

it was taken in 2019, this footage.

- [Ozzy] Georgia, America? - Georgia, America.

I have three clips, and they happened

all after people had checked into this hotel.

So, uh, give it a look.

It's, uh, spooky.

I've been in this room for like 10 minutes.

My fan has shut off, and turned back on.

[Jack] His fan has shut off and turn on.

[man] See that? Now the fan...

The fan and the light

are both plugged in behind the bed.

The bathroom door over there...

it's closed.

And I don't mean a little bit,

I mean it's fully closed.

It's closing right now, guys.

[ominous music playing]

Just moved a little bit. It just...

That's weird. That's weird.

[man] You think one more time you could close the door?

And then, I'll leave you alone,

and then, I'll leave... And I'll leave this room

for a little while. I won't come back...

Look. Look, I'll come back if you close that door

one more time. Watch.

[ominous music playing]

[man] What the hell?

[Jack] Are we believing yet?

Watch what happens after he went to sleep.

Keep your eyes on the bottom right corner of the screen.

[ominous music playing]

That's weird.

He's getting in bed with him.

[thud]

[Jack] Something smashes the corner of the bed.

Let's watch it one more time.

How do we explain that?

- Mmm-hmm. - Pretty impressed, actually.

[Jack] Look, even Elvis is trying to hide.

- Yeah, he is. - All right.

Uh, what do we give that one on the Woogie Boogie?

I'll give you a seven.

[Jack gasps] Lord, have mercy.

- Thank you. - That was pretty good.

- Yup. - [Jack] For sure.

[Sharon] Let's do another.

[Jack] Next haunted hotel for you,

it's similar to the other clip,

uh, that we've seen before, uh,

but this one is in Raleigh, North Carolina,

- uh, in 2018. - I've been there.

Yeah, we've been there loads of times.

[Jack] We'd, uh... We used to do an Ozzfest there.

- [Sharon] Mmm-hmm. - Yeah.

[Jack] So, this man checked into his hotel room.

Not long after, this started happening.

Now, before you say anything,

just wait until he walks into the bathroom.

Watch this.

[man] Oh, man.

- [ominous music playing] - [door handle rattling]

[man panting]

[Ozzy] Wow.

- Weird. - [Ozzy] That would...

If I had that happen to me, I'd be out the [bleep] room.

- [Jack] Right? - [Sharon] That sounded like

somebody masturbating.

- Oh, my God. - Masturbating?

- Where the [bleep]... - [Jack] He could have

spectrophilia.

Do you know what spectrophilia is?

No, it sounded like there was a ghost in there,

masturbating, or am I imagining it?

No, I think it was the man.

That was fear, what you were hearing.

- He was scared. - [Sharon] Oh.

- [Ozzy laughing] - [Jack laughs]

Often confused with masturbation in some men,

but he could be a spectrophiliac,

and he could be aroused and pleasuring himself.

On the Woogie Boogie scale, what do you give it?

I'll give that an eight.

Yup.

[Jack] That clip is easily an eight,

I'll take that.

Um, okay, so the man who recorded this video,

he actually moved to a different room

right after this happened.

Right? Trying to get out.

[Ozzy speaking]

- [Jack] Yeah. - Pretty interesting.

[Jack] And that like, it was a tiny bathroom.

If someone was hiding in the bathroom,

you would have seen them, yeah?

Yeah. But, uh,

they didn't wouldn't have, uh, time to hide.

- I think it's... - [Ozzy] It's pretty...

It is pretty scary.

Like if I was sat there, and that was happening,

and open up the door, I would...

I don't know

what possibly that could be,

if it's not a ghost, like what...

The wind can't do that.

What do you think it is?

[Ozzy] She... Didn't you say some ghost masturbating.

Yes. [laughs]

- In the toilet. - [Jack] A masturbatory ghost.

- Yes. - [toilet flushing]

Next.

More ball lightning in the bathroom.

- All right. So... - With a ghost.

This clip is really odd.

Uh, a mother and daughter stayed at a hotel,

uh, along the Oregon coast.

They came to this hotel

in search of a creepy experience.

Uh, in this clip, they're asking

for a spirit to show them a sign,

uh, that the spirit is present.

This happened in Lincoln City, Oregon,

December 21st, 2016.

And this clip is [bleep] weird.

Watch this.

I've never seen anything like this happen.

[woman] Ask something else. I don't think

that's the right kind of thing to ask.

[woman] Do you have something to say to us?

- [Sharon] When was this, Jack? - [Jack] 2016.

Watch this, watch.

[ominous music playing]

[woman gasps]

[woman panting]

[woman] Okay, that's a sign.

[woman] It's certainly was a sign.

What are we looking at?

[Sharon] The flame above the fireplace.

[Jack] The [bleep] candle lights itself.

Like these?

No, it's an actual flame, look.

[Sharon] It's more bloody deep breathing.

[Jack] Mom, that's what happens

- when a ghost is in your... - [Ozzy] It's a [bleep] firework, innit?

[Jack] What?

Unless Carrie is in the house,

setting fire to things?

[Sharon] Why is it so, like,

looks like something from Victorian age?

[Jack] Because I think they're using like a...

Either a filter, or they're using

some kind of night vision camera.

- Oh, okay. - [Ozzy] That's bollocks.

[Sharon] Uh, can we hear it again?

Yes.

Play it again.

[ominous music playing]

[woman gasps]

[woman panting]

[woman] Okay. That's a sign.

The candle lights itself.

[Jack] Yeah.

- [woman] What do we do? - No, no, no.

It's one of them things you'll be having

on a birthday cake,

when you blow it out, and it lights again.

Maybe?

But I don't know, because it doesn't look like

that kind of candle.

Three for the breathing.

[Jack] Three... [bleep]...

I give that like an eight.

- No. - An eight?

[Jack] That's [bleep] insane.

When have you ever seen a candle...

- It's a magic trick. - Where?

Oh, uh...

♪ Happy birthday ♪

- It lights up... - [Jack] I don't see Harry

[bleep] Houdini hanging out in there.

[Sharon] That's a magic trick.

[Jack] I can't work under these conditions.

- [Ozzy speaking] - I am complaining.

This is ridiculous.

[rock music playing]

I feel like candles need to have

something at the bottom,

like, you know, when they burn down

- and the wick's there. - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

And what can happen is, it can...

it can get hot and break.

Why isn't there some kind of extinguishing...

- No. - [Jack] ...layer at the bottom

of wax candles?

That once it hits the...

There should be something in the wick

that, uh, suddenly...

- It suddenly stops burning... - [Jack] Stops, yeah.

Or that much left on the candle...

- [Jack] Yeah. Yeah, exactly. - It goes out...

[Jack] It extinguishes it.

[Sharon] Look, can we just get on

with UFO lights.

[Jack] We just came up with a billion dollar idea,

and you wanna talk about UFOs?

Yes, I do.

[Jack] Can't work under these conditions.

Hi. Osbournes Want To Believe...

- You [bleep] off. - Uh, HR?

I have a complaint.

My parents are abusive.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Oh, okay.

- [Ozzy] You're a... - They told me

- to go [bleep] myself. - Yes.

[Jack] This is one of those kind of

hot pieces of evidence.

[Ozzy] Like a ball lightning thing?

It actually kind of is.

Now this next one, Dad,

you actually have a bit of a connection to.

Used to work for me, this guy.

Shut up.

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

[rock music playing]

[producer speaking]

Jack, me?

[producer speaking]

Oh, named him?

- [producer speaking] - Yeah.

After my father.

[producer speaking]

His name was with John,

but for some reason,

I don't understand why people called John,

uh, short for Jack.

I don't get it.

If I'm John, my father was John,

but they call my father Jack.

And I call... Named Jack after my father.

I was gonna call Pearl John.

[laughter]

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

[Jack] Um, okay, so this one...

- [Sharon] Go on. - Is a weird one.

It happened in Hampshire, England,

uh, 2019,

and it's very odd.

This is, uh... This is one of those kind of

hot pieces of evidence.

Like a ball lightning thing?

It actually kind of is.

Just watch.

[woman] I can't believe we're seeing this.

[woman speaking]

[woman giggling]

- [woman] What is that? - Look at that.

- Look at what? - [Jack] The [bleep] lights.

Spinning around in the clouds.

- [Jack] Look at that. - [Ozzy] It's ball lightning.

Joking apart.

It is not ball...

[Ozzy] Well, what would you say that is?

[Jack] If I were to see that,

I would say that that possibly

could be some like, a formation of helicopters,

possibly.

But you would hear it.

If there was 15 helicopters in a circle,

you would be like the loudest thing you've ever heard.

[Ozzy] So you think it was a UFO?

[Jack] I don't know what it is,

that's why it's on here.

Do you think it could be spotlights?

[Sharon] No, look at that old village.

What... There's no spotlights there.

It's probably lights from the ground

bouncing up the clouds, innit?

That's one thought I had,

but it kind of dips in and out of the clouds,

which is odd to me, I'm like,

- I don't know what the [bleep]... - And the clouds are moving,

aren't they, when the lights switches...

[whirring]

So you...

It's got... It's a reflection of something

on the ground from the ground, Jack.

- You think? - [Ozzy] Like a...

Like a, uh, spotlight thing.

[Jack] Yeah, it's a weird one.

- [Ozzy] Yup. - That's why I'm like

I don't really know what to...

- I mean... - No. It's, um...

It looks like lights on water.

You know what? It reminded me of...

Remember the, uh...

The UFO that I showed you guys

that the people in the parking lot of Walmart,

- and they had the kids? - [Sharon] Yes, yes.

[Jack] It almost looks like the exact same thing.

Uh, so what do you guys give that one on the scale?

- Six. - [Sharon] Six, seven, yeah.

[Jack] Six? All right. Okay.

- Okay. I'll take it. - It's a good one.

[Jack] Six isn't terrible.

What do you think it is, Elvis?

- Next one. - Okay.

All right.

Man discovers UFO crash site,

Devon, England.

This one's very odd.

This guy finds this location

in a very forested area.

He was walking in the woods, and he comes across

what he believes to be a crashed UFO site.

You're gonna think like, what the [bleep] does that mean?

Watch this.

It's very odd.

[man speaking]

[imitating accent] I like Darren, do you...?

[man speaking]

[Ozzy] Oh, yeah, look.

- [man] All the trees bent. - [Ozzy] What?

I'll tell you what that is.

- What? - [Ozzy] Uh,

it was blown down, the wind blew it.

[Jack] But do you think it's odd that the wind

would just blow it in like, uh...

It looked like, uh, almost a tornado came through?

And there's no tornadoes.

Yeah, oh,

I've experienced a tornado in England.

- Really? - [Ozzy] A bad [bleep].

Are you [bleep] serious?

[Ozzy] The weather forecast said,

"There would be slightly strong winds today."

[bleep] strong winds.

That was every tree

for as far as you could see were flattened.

Holy [bleep].

I mean,

it was like a [bleep] hurricane,

thousands of trees got blown down.

That's probably from that.

You... So you think it's either like a hurricane,

or some kind of isolated strange natural phenomenon.

- Absolutely. - [Jack] Okay.

[Sharon] It was over a large area though, wasn't it?

- Very large area. - It was [bleep] all

the southern part of England.

Devon, south of England.

So it could be...

It's probably a strong wind.

I doubt it's an UFO.

But mind you that...

My thing is, if it was a [bleep] UFO

that crashed there, where's the UFO?

[Sharon] Where's the [bleep] UFO?

Yeah. Wouldn't there be like,

maybe, a little pit of debris somewhere?

Now what would you guys rate that

- on the Woogie Boogie scale? - I'll give that a five,

for the interest it created.

- Yeah. - I'd give it a three.

But this, for conversation purposes,

- I'd give it a five. - I'd give it a three.

- [Jack] A three? - Yeah.

[Jack] Oh, you stingy-stinge.

You guys are the stingiest, most uptight,

lovely parents ever.

[rock music playing]

Uh, I mean...

It's all going over my [bleep] head.

- Let's watch another one. - The thing we've been watching recently about UFOs,

I mean,

I'm leaning towards the fact

that things are coming here.

[Jack] Oh, fully.

I mean, yeah.

But the thing is, if they're coming here,

why... They may have made contact,

but why didn't they make contact?

Why don't they just land and say, you know,

if you put that water with that dog piss...

[Jack laughs]

How do you think... How do you think meth

was discovered?

I'm gonna try and pronounce where this is from,

Chillicothe.

[Byron speaking]

[Jack] Byron, you shut up in the toilet.

Yeah, shut up, and keep [bleep]

[woman] And here's the crucifix right here, guys.

Watch as it pulls the crucifix down.

What?

Mission [bleep] accomplished.

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

[rock music playing]

All right, who's ready to believe?

I'm ready to believe.

I'm ready.

- Oh, good. - Yeah, yeah.

Elvis, are you ready to believe?

Elvis, get your bum here.

[Ozzy] Come on, Elvis.

[Sharon] He's believing.

[Ozzy] Elvis, come on.

- He's believing? - [Sharon] He's a believer.

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

All right. Now, this next one, Dad,

you actually have a bit of a connection to.

Because you and I took a deep dive on this one.

- What? - [Jack] All right,

we are gonna do the Roswell conspiracy.

Oh, gosh, this is like, old.

This is about as real as my...

It's, like, I have no [bleep] idea

what we're talking about.

Oh, you don't know what Roswell is?

Of course, I do.

What happened at Roswell?

They said that there was a big UFO crash.

That thing, that's a rubber dummy.

They said that's a... An alien.

- Mmm-hmm. - They did an autopsy on it

and then, hid it from everyone.

[Jack] Ho, ho, ho,

it's funny you should say that.

Watch this.

[ominous music playing]

[Jack] So, this is the alleged

alien autopsy footage

from the Roswell UFO crash.

The first time the public ever saw this footage

was in 1995.

It was chalked up to being a hoax,

in spite of how incredibly authentic it feels.

[ominous music playing]

- What's he saying? - Used to work for me,

- this guy. - Shut up.

[ominous music playing]

[Jack] I remember when this came out,

this footage leaked,

my mind was like...

I like had nightmares about this.

What's that, uh, about Ned Kelly...

What we were talking about... Yes. Yes.

When we... When he was... That looked like

- Ned Kelly's... - Oh.

So yeah, they claimed that this is actually real.

[Ozzy] Oh, it looks real. Huh.

[ominous music playing]

So, that video, right?

- We all thought... - It was fake.

[Jack] ...all fake, all bull[bleep]?

Well...

check out this leaked memo.

All right, so this was a memorandum

to, uh, Robert Bigelow

and Eric Davis.

So I will read you this.

Kit provided his professional evaluation

of the Santilli

alien autopsy film video.

The summary of Kit's evaluation is,

the alien autopsy film video is real.

The alien cadaver is real.

The cadaver scene in the filmed video

is the same as the photos they saw.

[Ozzy] How do you know this is not bull[bleep]...

So, the guy that this was sent to

is a guy named Robert Bigelow

who has his own space program.

He's very credible

when it comes to UFOs and the Paranormal.

- He's a billionaire. - [Sharon] Is he a scientist?

[Jack] He's a hotel billionaire

who became very interested in space.

He created, uh, an institute

called NIDS, which stands

for the National Institute for the Discovery of Science.

And he did a ton of research into UFOs.

A lot of the stuff you're seeing

coming out about UFOs,

Robert Bigelow's very much been in the background,

pushing it forward.

The information in this leaked memo

found its way to Robert Bigelow.

And it was someone saying...

a guy I know from the CIA

is saying that this is real.

[Ozzy] It's food for thought, Jack.

[Jack] It is. And a lot of credible people

are thinking about it.

"CIA scientist admits

fake Roswell alien autopsy video

is real in leaked memo."

"Does FBI memo prove

that aliens did crash near Roswell

and it was covered up?"

"Trump says he's heard very interesting things

about Roswell, site of alleged UFO event."

[ominous music playing]

The interesting things about Roswell,

they've admitted the crash near Roswell

was four things.

The first it was,

they had said it was a UFO.

Then they said it was a weather balloon.

Then they said it was a high altitude,

uh, parachute test.

- [Sharon] Mmm-hmm. - [Jack] And then,

they came out again, and said

it was some top secret

high altitude parachute test.

But out of all four of those events,

the only one where there's witnesses,

is the one saying it's aliens.

No one ever said, you know, it was a weather...

No one ever agreed to it.

- The only thing anyone... - [Ozzy] Yeah.

That ever worked on it agreed to

was that it was aliens.

[Ozzy speaking]

[Jack] Yeah.

[Jack] Um, an interesting fact though

about the Roswell UFO crash,

and there's actually evidence to back it up.

A guy at a local funeral home,

the government called him, and said,

"Do you have any caskets?"

He's like, "Well, yeah, I've got caskets."

He's like, "We need four caskets for children."

And he's like, "Well, uh, I don't have four,

I can throw one together for you."

And he... And he delivered four caskets

to the Air Force.

So yeah.

Do we think the...

Do we think that this leaked memo is real?

I'm a believer in UFOs.

So, what do you give it on the scale?

So, yeah, I'll give that nine out of ten.

Nine out of ten. Mmm-hmm. Okay.

- Mom? - Of what, this?

- [Jack] Mmm-hmm. - Well, on this old footage...

- [Jack] Mmm-hmm. - Do I believe it?

[Jack] Mmm-hmm.

Oh, God. It's gone back and forth

since 1947.

Is it real, is it not?

And we're, what, 2021,

still deciding whether it's real.

I don't [bleep] know.

I think that they put great effort into this.

I think it deserves a seven,

whoever put it together.

[Jack laughs] Okay.

[Sharon] A lot of effort.

- Good old... - We have a nine and a seven.

- Yeah. - I'll take it.

- Yeah. - I believe

the Roswell crash was real.

If that footage is in fact real,

I think it's awesome.

And before we move on, though,

I would like to acknowledge amongst us three panelists.

Yes?

That father,

you just said you believe in UFOs.

Yes.

Mission [bleep] accomplished.

[Sharon laughs]

[Jack] That's a wrap, we can pack it up.

Can I go home now?

You are home.

You could go upstairs.

[rock music playing]

Uh, the thing I just watched on TV upstairs

before we came back down...

there's too many people,

saying, uh, you know, I'm not crazy, this and this.

- Mmm-hmm. - If there was one...

Sharon, what the [bleep]?

You're covered in hairs.

- I don't care. - All right, then.

- You don't care. - [Jack] She's like, what is... She's like that monkey,

- just start eating... - They're UFO hairs.

Um, unidentified flying hairs.

Look at this guy right here.

[man] I think you're a coward.

Great.

Moving on.

Can't work under these conditions.

- Look. - [Sharon] Oh, yeah,

she was being yanked.

She's...

The thing is, this whole house is wired.

There's cameras everywhere.

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

[rock music playing]

[producer speaking]

Uh, probably...

Oh, both of us.

It's... Yeah, it's a tie.

It's... For different reasons.

Mom would get into it,

and Dad would be calling bull[bleep]

the whole time.

[woman screams]

[Sharon] I don't wanna see.

Yeah, it's a demon looking around the corner.

That happens, I'll be out of the [bleep] room.

It's ball lightning, innit?

[producer speaking]

Uh, I think Dad is.

Definitely, he's more superstitious.

I'm a...

- [cat growls] - [screaming]

[producer speaking]

Neither, they're both... Oh, Dad.

Dad actually had a good psychic reading once,

and he kind of convinced himself.

This is [bleep] nuts.

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

Um, all right.

This one kind of freaked me out.

So this is a spirit board that moves on its own.

I'm gonna try and pronounce where this is from.

Chillicothe?

Chillicothe?

[Byron speaking]

Chillicothe.

Trust the guy from Ohio to know.

- Um, okay. - Chilli...

Byron, you shut up in the toilet.

Yeah, shut up, and keep [bleep]

[Jack laughing]

[Ozzy] And don't forget to wipe your ass.

[laughter]

[Jack] And flush.

Give a... Give a courtesy flush.

Um, okay. So, this, uh,

is from Chillicothe, Ohio

in 2019.

And it's a spirit board

that starts moving on its own.

Okay. So I wanna point out a few things here.

The spirit board is on his lap.

So there's no empty space between the board

and where a magnet could be hiding

and moving the planchette.

And there, we see his right hand,

and his other hand is holding the camera.

So everything is accounted for here.

[man] Come on, babe, move by yourself.

[Jack] At first, it took a while

to get things moving.

But the spirit eventually

began to react with the board

when the man began taunting it.

[man] I think you're a coward.

- It's moving by itself. - [Jack] The [bleep]?

Magnets.

But it's on his lap.

That means like someone must be like,

holding a magnet under his weiner.

[man] What is your name?

R...

O...

- Rob? - [Jack] His name is Rob.

And eventually, the spirit was done playing,

and simply said bye.

- [man] He said bye. - [Jack] That's weird.

[man] He said bye.

- [crickets chipping] - [owl hooting]

Moving on.

[Sharon] Nah, that was crap.

A plastic thing moving

on that old board, he...

[bleep] magnet underneath.

Maybe his boner was moving it.

- Probably. - [laughter]

[Jack] Uh, okay.

So, what do we give the, uh,

Chillicothe, Ohio, uh,

spirit board?

What do give it?

- One. - None.

Crap.

Can't work under these conditions.

- So hostile. - Just... The dog

- just growled then. - Yeah.

Because they're growling at each other.

Oh, they're growling.

Hello, boo-boos.

No. No. Stop fighting.

[Jack] Why would he be yelling at her?

Because he doesn't want her in the room.

[Sharon] Byron, stop [bleep]

[Ozzy] Byron, I'm coming in.

I have a series of clips from the Haunted Hill House.

Oh, yes.

Let's go for it.

[Jack] I actually hung out in this room.

[woman] I've got it zoomed in

to where we can see her getting pulled off the bed.

What?

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

All right. So it's clear,

I need some help finding clips.

And that's where you come in and help.

Please upload any clips that you may have,

or you may find,

onto any social media platform.

And use the #OsbournesBelieve.

I'll see them, and then, hopefully,

we can make believers out of these two.

[rock music playing]

[man laughing]

Well, should we move on to some, uh,

Haunted Hill House clips?

Oh yes.

Let's go for it.

[Jack] So I have a series of clips

from the Haunted Hill House.

And it's a place that I've actually gone

and done an investigation.

It's a really weird, weird place.

It's this old house that has a history

that goes back to like, 1920s,

and it was a brothel, and, uh,

a speakeasy, and, uh,

it's, uh, allegedly linked to, uh,

an unsolved murder,

and a Satanist used to live there,

allegedly.

- Good old Satanist. - [Jack] Um,

you know, because why wouldn't Satanists be living

in a very small town in Texas?

- Why not? - [Jack] The homeowner has sent

three videos of new activity.

Um, and we figured we'd, uh, give it a look.

This is... This is, uh, a new clip

that's recently from the house.

[woman] So I want you to pay attention.

Here's the crucifix, right here guys.

Watch as it pulls the crucifix down.

[Jack] See the little crucifix right there?

[ominous music playing]

[woman] There we go.

I'm gonna show you again.

Now, again, watch that crucifix.

See something touch the crucifix?

What?

She's claiming that something

that crucifix pulled it,

and it pulled everything off the...

What's that, coffee table.

It was... Ugh.

No?

No.

[Jack] Okay. Wait, we know... That's...

We're gonna reserve judgment until the end.

It's a three-parter.

[Sharon] At the same place?

- [Jack] Yup. Same place. - Okay.

This is a now, uh, a spirit pushed the guy.

Look at this guy right here.

[woman] Drew is the guy right here in the white.

So he's in here, kind of provoking,

saying you wanna pick on a girl,

pick on me.

Did you see he got pushed?

Let's rewind it a little bit so we could see again.

What, he just walked... Okay.

[woman] They leave, and something slams the door,

- and pulls the knob. - [Jack] This is weird.

[woman] I'm gonna zoom in to that doorknob

to see if we can get a better view of it.

Watch as the doorknob door closes.

Look, it even lifts the doorknob...

[Jack] Door shut, and doorknob moved.

[Jack] I don't think so.

It's a [bleep] ugly ass hotel.

[Jack] It's a house.

- Oh. - [Jack] It's an old house.

Now, this one's weird.

I actually hung out in this room.

[woman] And this was at 2:15 AM.

This happened last night.

And I've got it zoomed in

to where we can see her getting pulled off the bed.

[ominous music playing]

[woman] As you can see,

she was yanked off the bed.

This was not a fall.

- You see that? - [woman] Let me rewind that.

See when she got... You can literally see her

getting yanked.

- Look. - [Sharon] Oh yeah,

she was being yanked.

She was... She didn't fall.

Somebody else yanked her from...

I don't...

And see, the thing is this whole house is wired.

There's cameras everywhere.

I don't know.

I choose to believe that that's true.

All right, what do we give that clip?

Uh, seven.

[Jack] Seven? Uh-huh. All right.

I will take a seven any day.

- All right. - [Sharon] I didn't think...

I didn't get the one with the doorknob,

and I didn't think the cross... It was not...

It was nothing. It was a magic trick.

[Ozzy] The last one was a seven.

Yeah. Yeah, the woman being pulled.

Closing the door would may be four.

[Jack] Okay.

Well, that was it.

- You guys getting closer. - That's it?

You admitted to believing in aliens.

Yes.

- Yeah. - [Jack] You believe

in aliens and UFOs now?

- Yeah. - [Jack] So [bleep] cool.

My job is done, folks.

All right, gang. Get on the crazy train.

[Sharon] I don't have a passport.

[Jack] We are gonna do the Roswell conspiracy.

[Sharon] Oh, gosh.

[Jack] See what those weirdos are doing?

[Ozzy] What the [bleep] was that thing?

It's not ball lightning.

[woman screaming]

[Jack] Oh, [bleep], we crashed.

[Ozzy] So we all give that nine out of ten.

[Jack] Dad, I told you not to drive.

[Ozzy] Jack, it was an American plane.

[Jack] We're gonna be in so much trouble.

[Ozzy] Oh, [bleep].

Did someone say the pub?