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[wind blowing]

[man] Where is everybody?

[upbeat rock music playing]

[music stops abruptly]

[woman speaking]

[upbeat music continues]

[music stops abruptly]

[woman speaking]

[upbeat music continues]

[man] This is The Osbournes Want to Believe.

Marker. [clacks]

-[Jack] We may be the family of darkness, -[all laughing]

- But not all of us are true believers in the paranormal. - [booing]

We want to believe--

- Has a ghost ever been caught on film? - Yes.

[Jack] And I have the evidence...

- Woah, woah. What the... - that will blow their minds.

[man laughing maniacally]

I think you're starting to believe.

She believes.

- [man 1] Woah. - [man 2] What is happening?

[woman screaming]

- [ominous growl] - [woman screaming]

Oh, God. No.

[crackers bursting]

[man laughing deviously]

How we feeling today?

Fantastic.

Mom, how are you feeling?

Amazing.

Uh, if this first clip doesn't make you jump,

then I'm not sure what will.

[Ozzy] Boy.

[Jack] Sorry, Dad. No ball lightening ever.

This is in, uh, Southwood England.

What happens to this woman

during an investigation is actually kind of freaky.

Well, you just said ghost, so what is it?

They're doing a ghost hunt.

[Jack] So apparently, this farmhouse

has a really bad reputation.

Some people say it's kind of demonic.

Um, and most people

in the area refuse to go near it.

That's where we're just gonna go.

- [man] Be careful there-- - Just go into the wall, just down there.

And get to the other side.

[Jack] All right. Watch the woman.

- That's where we're gonna go. - [man] Just be careful there--

Just go into the wall, just down there.

- [indistinct woman chatter] - And get to the other side.

[woman gasps]

[objects clattering]

[woman grunts]

[woman screaming]

She's got the [bleep]

[Jack] She's got the [bleep]. [chuckles]

[indistinct chatter]

[woman coughing]

[man] What's up? What's up?

[woman] I just got pulled and dragged.

You can like see

- it looks like someone grabs her harm. - [Sharon] Yeah.

[ominous music playing]

[indistinct scream]

Oh, bullocks.

Oh, bugger.

Why aren't they showing her face?

[man] Oh, [bleep].

[Ozzy] She just [bleep] herself.

She-- She just tripped to the floor-boards.

She wasn't by the floor-board.

She wasn't in there.

Yeah, she was like walking out-- Look.

[Sharon] Look.

Watch it again.

Watch her arm 'cause you can clearly see it looks like--

Like you know her neck cranks.

'Cause it looks like someone's pulling her.

- We're just gonna go. - [man] Just be careful there--

Just go into the wall just down there.

[Jack] She bounces off the wall.

[thudding]

[objects clattering]

[indistinct shouting]

[Jack] And like you can see there's like

[bleep] all over her jacket.

[laughing]

[Ozzy] What did say after?

She got dragged in the room.

Yeah. She said something dragged her in the room

and pulled her along the ground.

Would you go on a ghost hunt

again if that ever happened to you?

[chuckles]

What do you give this on a woogie boogie scale.

[intense beats playing]

- [Ozzy] I'll give it six. - Eight.

[Jack] Oh, an eight?

A six I'll-- You know what?

I'll take those numbers.

- All right. - Well, if there's something

that can pull me into the room,

I'd be out that [bleep] house.

I would too.

I wouldn't be there brushing my coat down I--

- [bleep] that. I'd be off. - I wouldn't go.

And so would you.

[chuckles] Oh, what happened?

What happened?

- After he can't get the door open. - Yeah.

It gets slams in his face so--

All right. So this next clip

is the Waverly Hills Sanatorium.

The Waverly Hills Sanatorium

is kind of considered one of the most

haunted locations in America.

It has had thousands of investigations

and it's one of those places that just keeps getting

crazier and crazier the more people that go.

Um, it's seen its fair share of death.

So much so that there were tunnels

that were underneath the facility

to move corpses out of the facility.

- Um, because-- - Were they killing them?

No, I think it was one of those things that, like, tuberculosis

- and you know lot of the Sanatoriums were... - [Sharon] Mm-hm.

Rejigged to become, uh, tuberculosis facility back in--

- [Ozzy] Oh, it's kind of like we have quarantine now. - [Jack] Mm-hm.

Places that you go

if you suspect of getting TB.

- You'd go to these sanatorium. - [Jack] Exactly. Yeah.

So I have friends who have investigated this place.

Uh, one of our producers here has.

Um, and yeah,

this place has no shortage of experiences.

- But you've never been? - [Jack] I've never been.

No, because it's actually kind of hard to get into now

because it's so popular.

It's long run.

[ominous music playing]

[Jack] Pay attention to the spot right there.

- [Ozzy] Oh, yeah. - [Sharon] Elvis, stop it!

How weird is that?

You can see--

Yeah, it looks like someone's walking.

- You can like, see their gait and everything. - Yeah.

Why is the film quality so bad?

- 'Cause they're filming on night vision camera. - It was done in 2013.

Night vision camera.

That's [bleep] just creepy there.

Can we watch again 'cause Elvis was scratching and I couldn't--

- Look that way. - Elvis.

[Jack] Elvis, stop it.

[Ozzy] Look that way, boo.

[Jack] You'll see it right here.

- What? - [Ozzy] You can clearly see somebody walk.

That's weird, that is.

[Jack] Isn't it?

If I saw that, there'd be a bad smell in the air and I'll be out.

[Jack] Just some dust.

[chuckles] Like the old cartoons.

[swishes]

On the grainy film that it's on,

- it does look pretty authentic to be honest with you. - [Jack] Yeah.

- Um-- - [Ozzy] I'll give that nine out of 10.

Nine out of 10 on the woogie boogie?

- Yeah. - Mom?

I'm sticking with my eight.

- An eight on the woogie boogie? Nice. - Hm.

The clip reminds me of a theory in the paranormal world

and they call it residual hauntings.

And residual hauntings are like an energy echo,

where it's not like an intelligent spirit

but it's like that person's energy--

- Yeah. - It's trapped.

- It's trapped but still-- - That's what that looked like.

Yeah. Very-- It definitely felt

like a residual kind of energy there.

Do you think that could be the ghost

of like an nurse or a doctor 'cause it's all in white.

No, I think it's a patient.

Do you think that paranormal events

in locations can cause hauntings?

- Like if-- - Give me that again?

Like if a traumatic event happens in a location like--

I... I think that people who went before--

They won-- Went disturbed and not a peaceful way.

- Yeah. - You're gonna get some spirits.

Between here and there.

Yeah, absolutely.

So are you saying that you believe in residual hauntings?

[Jack] And I saw in that very moment

my father's hard, skeptical gaze melt away.

[slow violin playing]

The countless hours I'd spent in that dark basement

trying to convince my parents

that all was not as it appeared in the world

were paying off.

I don't know.

[violin music discords]

Pull the next.

All right.

[electrical buzzing]

You guys know what table tipping is?

- No. - Okay.

So table tipping kind of pre-dates spirit boards.

And it was what they use to do back in like

the spiritualistic movement

where everyone would have their hands on a table

and like the ghost could tip the table was the theory.

So this next video is of someone doing table tipping.

If it's a round table I'm not going to believe it.

[indistinct conversation]

[Ozzy] If it's a round table you're not, you know--

It's a square table.

Yes. No.

[girl 1] Show us what you can do.

Show Mikhaila how strong you are.

She likes strong men.

[giggling]

[girl 2] Is it moving?

[all laughing]

[girl 1] Watch it, Ben's getting jealous.

- [giggles] - Show him.

She likes you better.

Come forward. Come on.

Tap and you don't want him.

Get rid of Ben. Get rid of Ben. Go on.

Now watch. You think bull[bleep],

but they all start lifting their fingers up.

- Walk towards me. - He needs to tap one finger just to like...

Go for it. Go for it. Come on.

Go on. We're going for Ben, is it? Or it's going for Michael?

- Doing it with her knees. - [chuckles]

- She's doing it with her knees. - You can do better than that.

[girl in video] Come on. Show us your power. Show us.

It's a [bleep] camera, no...

[Sharon] They're all talking...

You can do it.

[Sharon] They're talking.

You know rocking chair... That's a rocking table.

Come on. You can do it. You can do it. Got to...

What's the thought?

We want to see what you can do.

Come on. You're a big strong man. Come on.

Go for it. Go for it.

Go for it.

Look. they're not barely touching it. You see they're lifting their fingers up.

How [bleep] weird is that?

Look.

This is amazing.

Come on.

Try to keep one finger on at least...

We're turning fingers over around.

Go for it. Come on.

Look, their reaction is so non, it's just...

- They're just-- - Cackling...

- about-- - Dirty talking Brummies.

Well, there's no...

[mumbling]

You big, strong man.

- There's no... there's-- -

- Stop it. There's no fear. There's no amazement. - Yeah, but they're...

They sound pissed.

That... Maybe they're seasoned investigators.

Now the place where they did this is a former underground military complex

built in World War II and later used during the cold war.

Would you go down into some underground bunker to do a seance?

- Yeah. - No, I wouldn't.

But we're doing one here later.

You can do on your own, all right?

- On the Woogie Boogie scale, what would you give it? - Seven.

- Okay. Mum? - Five.

Five. Okay, are you skeptic, of this, you kinda skeptical of this?

Yeah, because of their reaction, it just doesn't seem as if

you would be giggling at a table going bloody nuts.

I don't know, maybe if you, I would laugh at it.

You would not.

If you sat around that table and it started doing dances on its own,

- Okay. Maybe I would. - More than [bleep] ball lightning

coming out of my [bleep]

[Jack] This was in Armenia and this was at a school

and a security camera picked it up.

What the [bleep]?

It is... a kid, isn't it?

Um, okay. So this is what has been known as the Fresno Nightcrawler.

- Oh [bleep]. - What the [bleep] is that?

Oh, yeah. I do. I believe in Bigfoot.

I'm... I am, I used to not believe in Bigfoot but now I'm skeptical.

Yeah. Like, I'm starting to have cur... I'm, I'm, I describe myself as

bi-curious that means Bigfoot curious.

[Jack] Have you spent your whole life looking for Bigfoot?

Well, what if you found out, Bigfoot had spent his whole life looking for you?

[screams]

Squatchmatch.com Bigfeet, bigger hearts.

Okay, Mum and Dad, do you have any burning alien questions for me?

Lazar. Bob Lazar.

- Bob Lazar, yeah. - He's [bleep] nuts.

He's legit as [bleep].

- [Sharon] He's the one of them with the funny hairdo? - [Ozzy] Legit...

- [Jack] He's got the glasses. - This guy, I mean he wouldn't be so bad

if the people that would report it, were sort of believable.

Bob Lazar has taken, like, I think, like a, half dozen polygraphs.

He passed them all. He was talking about things in 1989,

which only in the last five years have actually been confirmed.

So, like, how you would get access into Area 51 with a hand scanner?

You've put your hand on this machine and it would measure the bones in your hands

to confirm if it was you or not.

Hello. Welcome to Area 51.

I'm a martian. I'm gonna probe you or whatever,

So where is this [bleep] machine?

They've only just said it exists but in 1989, he was like, "No, that's...

that's all over the base," and the government only just said, "No, we use these."

- So... - But now it's the eye.

It's more facial recognition now because it's so easy to do.

Like, think about, like, your phone, like,

-remember, you know, 25-- -Yeah, but then you can get a mask.

True. All right. Here we go.

- UFOs mixing it up. - Right. Ready.

What the [bleep]?

So this is a place in Chile in 2020.

[Jack] This guy noticed these lights in the sky.

Now, we've seen this type of video before but this one really stands out to me.

Those lights are completely still.

It's a [bleep] floodlight.

I've never seen floodlights that look like that.

But I'm certainly open to theories.

- All guesses are welcome except-- - Ball lightning.

No, it is not ball lightning.

[Jack] It's never ball lightning.

Ball lightning lasts for a fraction of a second.

I don't know what it is.

- UFO. Flares? - I don't, it's not UFO. If I saw that, I'd just go,

"Oh, look, it's a [bleep] streetlight."

You wouldn't. Do you remember that time when we were in Pacific Palace Aids.

- And we saw... - A rocket.

The trail of the rocket, yeah.

We... I mean, we were talking about it for days, we...

even went in the car and went around to see if there were any more.

- Yeah. I remember that. - Oh, yeah.

- You were so little. - I would have been five. Yeah.

So...

When you saw that vapor trail, did you freak out?

No.

- Did you think it was the UFO? - No.

- Did you think it was the UFO? - I'd never seen anything like it.

So because it was so strange--

The question was, "Were you frightened?"

- You were saying-- - Disturbed.

- So wait, you think because it was so... - Disturbed.

- No. It was so massive. - Yeah.

Uh, what would we give this on the Woogie Boogie scale?

- Five. - Five. Mum?

- Well, I think those lights were extremely bright. - Mm-hmm.

- Yes. - And I think that it deserves, uh, [drum roll]

Six.

Well, that's disappointing. But I'll take it over a [bleep] five.

They were definitely curved.

- Yeah. It looked... exactly, it looked like a disc. - Yeah.

Yeah. But then again, it's like, was that like...

Were they individual lights, just...

Or is it on a disc. I don't know.

It looked like it was on a disc.

All right. This next one...

- is oh, in Wiltshire. - Urghh.

This was actually very recent. This is October 31st,

uh, 2020 in Wiltshire, England.

- Uh, Dad, remember Stonehenge? - Yes.

This is right there. Remember when you got knighted by King Arthur?

If you'd like to kneel beneath the sword of Britain and repeat after me.

[laughing]

He was a [bleep] fruit loop.

- You got knighted by... - I remember...

- King Arthur. - And his girlfriend.

- On his [bleep] motorcycle. - Oh yeah.

Remember the girlfriend on the motorcycle with a [bleep] sword in the back?

- They went off on the freeway. - [both laughing]

- Fabulous. - Oh, that was hilarious.

Do you think that Stonehenge could be something like UFO marker?

- Yes. - Oh, okay.

- In fact, they found something a few miles away. - I think...

- Yeah. - And they thought it was a landing strip.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

I'm leaning toward the UFO thing more and more.

- Mmm, okay. - All I [bleep] watch on TV now.

Well, let's see if this one makes you into a full blown believer.

So this guy was driving with his girlfriend and he just noticed this thing hovering.

- Look at that. - [bleep] hell.

Not moving.

That could, that could...

That's pretty... that's pretty interesting.

- Wow. - It's a good one, right?

It's ball sausages.

[Jack laughing] It's sausage lightning.

Hockey puck lightning.

- That's pretty impressive, right? - Yeah.

- And it doesn't look like it's too high either. - No.

And it's not really moving.

Maybe he smoked some good Afghanistan hash, I believe.

I don't think hash does that to people.

Maybe if its laced with PCP, but...

Do you think it's one solid thing or do you think it's--

- I don't know what the [bleep] it is. - And why is it,

kind of, white and orange-y, too?

[Jack] I don't know.

That would be very interesting.

Uh, you said you've been watching

a lot of UFO stuff lately.

- Yeah. - [stammering]

- Is this starting to broaden your horizon? - [stammering]

If I see something in the sky, it's not necessarily an alien, but it's a...

And I don't know what it is, it it a UFO?

Uh, on the Woogie Boogie scale, what do you give it?

- I'll give it a seven. - Okay. Mum?

I concur.

Me, too. I'm gonna give it a seven as well.

Sevens all around.

Yeah, no, this is good.

I'm feeling like we're, uh...

We're making some good headway on this episode.

- Breaking the walls down. - Yeah.

So, this one happened in August 21st, 2020,

uh, at Salt Spring Island in British Columbia.

Now, it's... This is just weird.

I don't really know how to say it, other than just that.

What was he, like, a ghost?

It's a playground on a lake,

where allegedly a boy had died.

[man] This is weird.

I just pulled into Drummond Park.

I gotta... I gotta see this, man.

This is really freaking strange.

So, this guy is far away from the swing.

No one is around.

- I can't see. - [Sharon] I can't see with the camera shaking.

[Jack] Just wait till he gets close.

Look, just that one swing moving.

No other swing.

[man] Moving.

What the heck?

Maybe it's the [bleep] wind.

Yeah, but it would be blowing the other ones.

Not really.

Oh.

Maybe somebody just got off.

[Jack] To me, what makes this spooky

is that 50 years ago, a little kid drowned in that lake.

[man] That's really creepy.

[Jack] And there's a memorial bench for him

a mere 50 feet away from the moving swing.

[man] It must be...

[Jack] What do you guys think?

[man] Very creepy.

I don't know. I can't explain that. Can you?

There's nobody in this park, man.

Do we think that is the spirit of a child...

- Nah. - Swinging on a swing?

I think Mum does.

[Sharon] Hmm.

[Jack] 'Cause the wind, you don't see the leaves blowing.

You're not seeing the other... The other swings moving.

- It's just that one swing. - I'll give that one.

- A one? - Oh, that's cheap.

- [bleep] one? - Two.

- Generous, generous. - Jeez. All right.

- I'm being stingy. - Mum?

A five.

- One. - Nope. It's definitely a ghost child.

That's a hill I'm willing to die on and haunt.

Um, okay.

As a kid, what was your favorite thing to play on at the playground?

Uh, a girl.

[laughing]

The swing.

- [Jack] The swings? - Yeah.

- And I hated that thing that went around and around. - [Jack] Oh, yeah.

- Oh, God, I hated that. - I used to love it.

Puke time.

Were you a seesaw kind of guy?

- No. - [Jack] No?

- [Sharon] I hated that. - Roundabout.

Because if they get off, you go down with a thud.

I [bleep] hate that.

My nuts touched the back of my neck.

[laughing]

That's a paranormal event in itself.

[Jack] She was told that the house was built

on top of a burial ground.

That's the most intriguing one so far.

There is a very strange phenomenon that happens,

and they call it lunar lights.

That is so weird.

Do you guys know what table tipping is?

- No. - It's, kind of, not really used anymore.

Because if people tend to do that,

they're gonna use a spirit board,

- or they're gonna use one of the glass... - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

What do they call the glass thing?

- [woman speaks] - [man speaks]

No. But there's, like, a term for it, when you use a glass--

- Ball lightning. - It's...

I'm not saying it's ball lightning,

but it's ball lightning.

- Okay. - Next.

[man laughing]

- Mom. - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

Who is the, uh, fourth member of the show?

[Sharon] Elvis. He sits in on every show.

He likes it. We talk about it afterwards.

He gets himself comfortable.

- He loves it. - And then, he pisses on my leg.

[Jack] Oh, it's Lord Elvis.

Oh, Elvis. Look. Look, Jacky,

he's all curled up like a croissant.

You look like a little croissant, Elvis.

Elvis, come to us.

Come on, Elvis. Come on. [whistles]

- Come on. - [Jack] All right.

This is what it looks like to no longer be loved by your parents.

[man laughing]

All right. So this happened April 21st, 2020...

- Yeah. - In El Dorado, Texas, in someone's driveway.

And their home security camera picked it up.

Oh, and also, no one was home when this happened.

- [Sharon] Go on then. - [Jack] Give it a look.

[Jack] So, just watch the tricycle in the lower right-hand corner.

[Ozzy] Well, that's pretty cool.

That's it? Oh.

That's [bleep] weird, isn't it?

Look, it pulls out.

You see the wheel turn.

Actually, that's weird weird.

Well, it can't be the wind.

Allegedly, she was told that the house was built

on top of a burial ground for children and infants.

They frequently report hearing babies crying,

random footsteps, and knocking throughout the house.

The two previous owners of the house said

they had similar experiences while living there.

Do you think that could be a ghost on a tricycle?

Maybe he put a battery in it,

and it's remote controlled.

[indistinct]

[Ozzy] Regardless of it could be a [bleep] miracle or whatever,

if I was to see that, I'd go, "[bleep] hell."

- If you were to see that? - I'd be gone.

Uh, this one.

What do you guys give this on the Woogie Boogie scale?

- Seven. - Seven? Mum.

Four.

[Jack] Okay. So, now, you're just being difficult to spite me?

Did you ever see any of our toys moving when we were kids?

I had something weird happen with toys at my house

with, uh, Minnie.

Remember... Remember the toys that you got,

- one sung Blondie, and the other sung whatever? - Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

One of those things just started going off in Minnie's room.

And I go... And I was like, "What the [bleep]?"

And I go running down in there.

She was in her crib, and the toy was on the bed in the room.

I was like, "What the [bleep]?" I turned it off.

Uh, whatever. It was fine.

And then, a couple of days later,

the same [bleep] thing happened.

The toy just kept going off.

- And you have to, like, push it. - Yeah. Yeah, you do.

Do you remember the bird thing I got you?

Yes. That thing still will chirp.

It scares the [bleep] out of me.

All right. So, Armenian child ghost.

This is in Armenia.

This was February 2nd, 2020.

This was at a school, um, on a Sunday,

and the security camera picked it up.

Keep your eyes on the door.

What the [bleep] is that?

- It looks like a kid, innit? - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

[Jack] The interesting thing, apparently there used to be

houses where the school currently stands.

But one of them burnt down in a fire,

killing the whole family inside.

Many people believe it's a child

in a white night gown who died in the fire.

It looks like a child.

[Sharon] Can we have a look at it again?

- [Jack] Sure. - [Sharon] 'Cause I don't know

whether it starts bending down and then stands up.

- [Jack] Yeah, it is a bit... - [Sharon] 'Cause the white thing floats up.

[Ozzy] That looks pretty cool.

Why is he going back and forth?

[Jack] Just hanging out in the hallway.

Pretty interesting, right?

But then that last bit looks like it's a figure

holding that white thing up.

[Jack] But it disappears.

Look, it goes. It disappears.

[Sharon and Jack] And then comes back.

[Jack] Police found no evidence

that anyone had broken into the school when the footage was discovered.

The video, uh, was shown to clergy

who blessed the school the day after

in hopes to get rid of the entity.

It is unknown if it has been seen since.

What are you giving it, Mum?

Eight.

[kids] Yeah! All right.

I'm very pleased with the numbers we're getting today.

Like, it's not an ace all the way,

you know, home run, but I'm... We're getting some good...

Well, it's got...

- That was the most intriguing one so far. - [Jack] Okay.

I guess the psyop is starting to work.

The kicker is, if this is a naturally occurring event,

uh, we're still being lied to by the government.

Oh, I'm [bleep] lost.

It's become like a bit of a iconic piece of paranormal evidence.

- It's really cool. - [Sharon] That woke you up.

[Ozzy] [bleep] hell.

[woman speaking]

Yes. No.

- Do you believe what? - Do you believe in unicorns?

[laughs]

No.

Mum, do you believe in unicorns?

I used to. But then I realized that

it was just this beautiful, mythical--

- You know, she'd run out of dope. - Oh, shut up!

[man 1] This behind the scenes segment was brought to you

by squatchmatch.com. Find your missing link.

[woman speaking]

Do you believe in the shadow government?

What the [bleep] is the shadow government?

The shadow government are the people actually in control,

- it's not presidents or politicians. - Yes.

[in scrambled voice] It's like...

[in scrambled voice] I do.

[in high pitched voice] I do, too.

[indistinct low pitched voice]

[music playing]

Do you believe in the shadow government?

- No. - [Sharon] What the [bleep] is the shadow government?

Ball lighting. Next.

So you guys remember the space race.

- I don't. I was... - [Ozzy] Yes, yes.

I was a mere twinkle in your nutsack

when it was happening.

- Um... - No, you weren't.

- [laughs] - Go on.

Like the stars they were racing to.

- So, I'm gonna read you... - You were created by some entity.

[chuckling]

So, there is a current race to get to the Moon

because a lot of the technology we use now

- uses minerals and materials from these... - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

You know, from precious rocks and [bleep].

Well, the Moon, apparently, has a ton of it.

And so, there's a race between China, Russia and America

to get to the Moon, start mining operation

- and start bringing that [bleep] back. - [Sharon] Right.

But America was the first one to land on the it

- and put a flag. - [Jack] Yes.

So that doesn't mean jack [bleep]?

You can't own the Moon.

[Ozzy laughing]

[Jack] You can't own the Moon.

[Sharon] Give me a [bleep] break.

[Ozzy] What? [bleep] off!

Well, then who... What are they gonna do with it?

All three gonna go and mine it?

It's kind of like, you know, Antarctica. It's not really owned by anyone.

It's just kind of like an agreement.

Like, yeah, you can hang out here, but no one can own it.

If that makes sense.

Um, some people believe that we have been there

since the '60s.

We stayed up there and we've been mining ever since.

And there is a very strange phenomenon

that happens and they call it lunar lights.

So, slap on your tinfoil hats,

it's time for another conspiracy theory.

So, check this out.

Trump wanted to begin...

He actually wanted to begin mining on Moon,

- like, ASAP. - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

Russia rejects joining NASA.

And then they joined up with China instead.

The race is clearly on.

Or are they already there?

So, check out these photos.

- So, you see those weird lights in that crater? - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

[Jack] They don't know what that is.

And these are actually legit official photos.

[Ozzy] That looks [bleep] weird.

[Jack] Like, how weird is that?

Why are there lights on the Moon?

That is so weird.

Like, you would not, like, to see color on the Moon.

- It's very strange. - Mmm-hmm.

[Ozzy] I don't know what the [bleep] I'm looking at.

[Jack] So, lunar lights are simply lights on the Moon

that can be seen from Earth.

How do they get there?

One theory, the government has already set up shop.

And then other theories is that these are extra terrestrials on the Moon.

[laughing]

So, there was, like, a peer review paper that was written,

where they'd taken all these photos

and basically all these scientists and astrophysicists and all that were like,

"We don't know what the [bleep] this is.

But it's been documented going back hundreds of years

where people have seen these strange lights."

Like I said, they don't know if it's a volcano,

aliens, mining, but it's been noticed a lot more

since man landed on the Moon.

But they've got telescopes that are so strong

- that they can see little tiny things there. - Yeah. Yeah.

But most of these lights are being seen

on the dark side of the Moon.

The odd thing is, when the astronauts landed on the Moon,

there is a communication where they talk about

seeing lights on the Moon.

Yes.

[Jack] Um, woogie boogie scale on lunar lights.

- Nine. - [Jack] Nine?

- Seven. - [Jack] Seven?

- [bleep]. - [Jack] Okay.

The kicker is, if this is naturally occurring event,

uh, we're still being lied to by the government,

because we landed there, brought some of the stuff back

and the government just said, "Oh, there's nothing there."

So there's clearly something going on with the Moon.

I think it's the Russians.

Do you think it's the... What do you think it is?

I don't know.

Okay.

And there's two of them in this one.

It's like it's got legs and no arms.

[Jack] It just looks like a legs with a head on it.

[Ozzy] Quite scary.

How big is the Moon?

Uh, okay. So an average globe...

- Like a children's globe if you were to get. - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

Um, which is what like...

That big around.

Uh, I, I guess in--

A comparison would be, it's about the size of a baseball

compared to an average globe.

[crickets chirping]

Oh, yeah?

So it's pretty big.

- It was a part of the Earth once. - Yeah, yeah.

I didn't understand anything you said.

Okay, so, if I, if I, if I...

If the Earth is the size of...

A globe.

- A globe. You know... - Mmm-hmm.

- [mumbles] - No, I said the Moon.

Yes. And I'm telling you the comparison.

Comparison to the size of the Moon...

The Moon would be the size of a baseball.

So, if we're using the--

- A globe as a measurement of the Earth's size... - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

Compared to a globe

the Moon is the size of a baseball.

Just to give you a visual reference.

Oh, I'm [bleep] lost here.

[Jack] Uh, the radius is 1,100 miles.

- Right. - Does that help?

Thank you. That's all I was asking.

[chuckles]

Is this alien or is this government?

Or duh, ball lightning.

- [Jack] So this next clip is... - Ball lightning.

[Jack] I have no idea what this is.

Ball lightning. It's ball lightning.

All ball lightning.

Ball lightning

going for yodeling lessons.

Got a different colored center.

- Ball lightning. - No.

- It's not ball lightning. - It's [bleep] ball lightning.

Ghost lips. Ball lightning.

- [Ozzy laughs] - [Jack] Can we go on a break or something?

[Ozzy] It's not ball lightning.

I mean, really?

It's ball lightning pregnant.

Why?

[Ozzy laughing]

Um, okay, so, this is

what has been known as the Fresno Nightcrawler.

It was captured, uh, on this family's security camera footage.

- Mmm-hmm. - The family, um, uh...

You know, had immigrated to America.

They are not savvy.

They are not special effects folks.

They're just like run-of-the-mill people.

Living in Fresno. They don't speak English.

- With a film camera. - No. There wasn't even a film camera.

It was just their security camera

- filming out their front lawn. - Oh.

And they captured this.

This guy woke up and saw a notification

on his security camera footage.

And this is what came up when he looked at the footage.

What the [bleep] is that?

What the [bleep] is that?

What the [bleep] is that?

No one has any idea.

Wow.

It's like somebody on stilts.

It does.

But they caught the same thing in Yosemite years later.

And there's two of them in this one.

What the [bleep] is that?

They have-- People have tried to recreate this.

They've tried to myth bust this.

They've tried to figure out what the [bleep] this is

and no one knows what it is.

So they call them nightcrawlers.

[bleep] hell.

- They're kinda scary, right? - Weird, isn't it?

- It is weird. - Yeah.

Looks like just legs and no arm.

[Jack] Yeah, looks like a legs with a head on it.

- And it's just-- - [Sharon] Yeah.

- [Jack] It's weird. - [Sharon] Looks like a [bleep] big insect.

So some theories are that they're interdimensional creatures.

- Like something from another universe. - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

They've come into our existence.

No, but no one knows what they are.

I was thinking of aliens.

- [Jack] Yeah. Yeah. - [Sharon] Aliens.

[stammering] Like in my mind...

I remember when I first it. Is that like, um...

Remembering Men in Black, the alien in the head

that's controlling the guy.

Is this just like a little mini alien

controlling like a...

- A walker? - [Sharon] Very weird.

I give that a nine.

I [bleep]...

- It's really... - That woke you up.

- Yeah. - I think that's a ten for me.

- A ten from you. The night-- The Fresno Nightcrawler. Okay. - Oh, yeah.

[Jack] Ten I'll take it. All day long, to the bank.

All right. I just love that it's now been captured twice.

In close proximity

'cause Fresno and Yosemite are only what,

an hour and a half, two hours away from each other?

And so something is going on in that area.

They're close to each other

but what's the time difference?

- Years. - Oh, years.

- Those were years apart. Yeah. - Okay, okay.

That footage was run through JPL

which is the Jet Propulsion Lab.

They do all the stuff in NASA.

And they said the footage had not been doctored.

So, that's kinda cool.

[woman speaking]

[bleep] mermaids. No.

Why I saw a film once. What was that film called?

Oh!

- Daddy, that was the stupid rubber suit. - Oh, [bleep]... Oh.

- [bleep] ridiculous. - [Jack] God, what was it?

The Shape of Water.

- Oh, God, it was so bad. - That movie was the biggest--

- I, listen, the ending was the worst... - A woman [bleep] a fish.

I think we should make the real mermaid movie.

Dolphins.

Dolphins [bleep] pirates.

And [bleep] pirates. They used to follow the ships

and that's it. It's true.

So many people do it.

- Yeah, yeah. - Help.

- [dolphin squeaks] - Help.

See the shadow figures?

[Ozzy] That looks [bleep] weird.

Are you believing more?

All right, you at home,

we've done enough of these for you to figure out

what my parents like and what they don't.

So please, help us out.

Make sure you post your videos online

on any social media platform

using the hashtag OsbournesBelieve.

[Ozzy laughing]

All right. So this next clip

comes to us from the vault.

Uh, and it comes from Bradford, England.

It's a classic piece of paranormal evidence.

Uh, and it was actually shot on a VHS video tape.

This was well before digital cameras and iPhones.

And it's become like a bit of a...

Iconic piece of paranormal evidence.

[man 2] From the vault!

[Jack] This family was hearing odd,

unexplainable noises throughout their house.

[man 3] Wind.

[Jack] They started setting up cameras on tripods

and will record whenever they left the house.

On this occasion,

they caught footsteps running up the stairs.

[footsteps running]

And in this one,

if you look close at the end of the hall,

you can see some kind of shadow figure.

That's bollocks.

Hamburger.

[Jack] Okay. I think it's pretty convincing.

Look at this.

This is one of the rare occasions

that they were home when the activity occurred.

[loud thumping]

To this day there has not been an explanation

for any of the sightings.

What do you think?

It's considered like classic footage.

Mum, what do you think?

Daddy's falling asleep.

If that's an indication of how--

I think Daddy's falling asleep.

Of how exciting this topic is, uh,

we should move on.

But I think it's important to appreciate the classics

- because... - I give it a five.

Five? Mum, what do you give it?

[drum roll]

- Four. - [Jack] Four?

Not...

[Jack] Ugh. Doesn't anybody respect the classics anymore?

[Ozzy] No.

All right. Um, out of everything I've shown you today

what's been your number one?

One before the last one.

- This one. - [Jack] The night-- The nightcrawler?

[Sharon] Mmm-hmm.

I'll take a nightcrawler any day.

- That's a good one. - Yeah, it's a very good one.

- Are you believing more as time goes? - Yes.

I am.

Chipping away you guys slowly.

Yeah, you are. Definitely!

All right. Until next time.

- [Ozzy] Uh... - Bye.

- No more? - No, not for now.

No more?

That's next episode. [chuckles]

All right.

[Ozzy] I was very believable, you know.

You're the big strong man.

[Sharon] Shut the [bleep] up.

[Jack] If this doesn't make you jump

then I'm not sure what will.

[Ozzy] What, you said ghosts, or what?

[Jack] They call 'em nightcrawlers.

[Sharon laughs] Fabulous.

[Ozzy] Ball lightning.

What the [bleep] is that?

[Sharon] Aliens.

[Ozzy] Look, now I do.

[Sharon] Looks like a [bleep] big insect.

[Jack] It's like a head with legs on it.

[Ozzy] My nuts twist the back of my neck.