Original subtitles

- Aw. - Doug come here.

[growls]

Stop it, stop it.

Be nice. It's a visitor.

[man] Can I have you slate this one for us?

- [Sharon] Ok. - Awesome.

Whenever you're ready.

I want to believe.

[Jack] We may be the first family of darkness...

but not all of us are true believers in the paranormal.

I wanna believe.

- Has a ghost ever been caught on film? - Yes.

[narrator] And I have the evidence that will blow their mind.

[manic laugh]

- I think you're starting to believe. - Seeing is believing.

- [man 1] Whoa. - [man 2] What is happening?

[ghostly scream]

Oh, God, no.

[manic laugh]

- All right. Let's get... - Busy.

All righty, time for one of my favorites to launch a show.

And we can't do it without our trusted friend Robert.

[dog whines]

- Oh. - [Sharon] Oh, for God's sake.

[Jack] For those of you who don't know,

Robert is a cursed doll from Key West, Florida.

[Ozzy] Fuck that thing off, it's bad luck.

[Jack] And my dad thinks it's fucking evil.

No segment talking about haunted dolls is complete

without Robert.

So, uh, yeah.

We're gonna dive into a little haunted doll vibe.

And I brought Doug today. He's gonna be moral support.

[Sharon] Give it to Doug.

Doug will chew the shit out of him.

[Sharon] Doug will love this as a friend.

[narrator as Doug] Fuck no. I don't need that creepy ass doll.

The only friend in the world I need is Jack and Ozzy.

So, uh, yeah.

We're gonna dive into a little haunted doll vibe.

You love a good haunted doll, don't you, Dad?

Yep.

[Jack] All right.

[Sharon] Oh, yes, yes.

[Jack] All right.

This next clip is not one, not two, but three haunted dolls.

[narrator as Doug] Dun, dun, dun.

[Jack] Comes to us from Hamilton, Ohio.

One of the weirdest thing.

In all my ghost hunting like, shows I've done,

for some reason we always end up in Ohio.

Of all places.

Like we must've done what, six episodes in Ohio at least?

- [woman] Unfortunately. - [man] Easily.

[Jack] Oh, look.

- You playing family? - Come on.

Do you guys like Ohio?

- I've been there. - [Jack] Cleveland? Columbus?

- It's okay. - [Jack] Cincinnati?

It's okay.

What is there, like, six mayor cities in Ohio and nothing else?

And spooky dolls. Oh.

[dog barks]

- Oh, shh. - [Jack] Handsome boy.

Shh, shh. Be nice. A visitor.

Um, all right.

So spooky doll moves on their own in Hamilton, Ohio.

[man] Dude, I've gotta be [bleep] trippin' right now.

These [bleep] just [bleep] moved, dude.

[Jack] So in that cabinet is this guy's wife's collection of odd dolls.

And fish.

[Jack] He's claimed for a while that these dolls move,

and he wants them out of his house, understandably.

His wife doesn't believe him, so he pulled out his camera.

[man] I, I don't know. It keeps moving.

[Jack] How fucking weird is that?

[man] [bleep] outta here. No.

[Jack] And it wasn't just that one.

[man] Oh, my God, dude.

[Jack] I mean that thing like, slides forward.

Set-up. I don't believe it.

[Jack] Sorry, I think those dolls are creepy as fuck.

[Sharon] Mm.

- [Ozzy] No. - [Sharon] I'm not convinced by this at all.

[Jack] I just don't know how they could've done it with a sealed cabinet.

Like you'd see something sticking out.

Yeah, I think that the cabinet's tilted.

- And they're just kinda sliding? - [Sharon] Yeah.

On the glass.

[Jack] What would you rate that?

- Uh, I'll get a two. - Two on the Woogie Boogie?

[bell]

[people booing]

Yeah, no more.

Do you believe objects can be haunted by spirits?

I suppose so.

What kind of object would you wanna haunt?

Dog turd.

[comedy rimshot]

A dog turd?

[dog farts]

[celestial music]

Gross.

My good god.

[screams]

Fucking hell.

I think that if you've got something like a doll,

- that's been well loved by somebody... - [Jack] Yeah.

And all of that. I think that you can have...

- Energy attached into it. - Yeah.

Yeah like, I feel like there's energy in my bear.

- [Sharon] Yeah. Oh, well, that's different. - [Jack] Yeah.

- I've had that thing for-- - [Ozzy] It's called love.

[manic laugh]

Yeah, it's the only... As I say. It's the only thing I own that--

That your wife didn't want.

[laughter]

True.

No, it's the only thing I own that like,

if I were to lose, I would be absolutely devastated.

- Yeah. - Like, the only item.

It's been around the fucking world.

But it's been with you since you were born.

But I often go,

"Hmm. When I die, do I get like, buried with it?

Or do I haunt it?"

You, you get buried with it. Now...

[Jack] I wanna haunt it.

- Where is baby now? - On my bed.

There are grown men who have pieces of blanket in their pockets.

Do you know there's a grown man sat next to you

that sleeps with his teddy bear every night?

Yeah, hold on a minute, Jack.

- I think it's great. - Yeah.

- [Sharon] Jack, the dogs don't go near that? - No.

Only your dogs went near it and chewed the shit out of it.

[lullaby plays]

[snoring]

- How dare you. - Now you're bringing up stuff. Now you're bringing up stuff.

Minnie chewed his eyeball out.

[laughs]

[growls]

[Jack] This is another haunted doll from England,

um, 2000 and...

[mimics mother] You playing family?

Okay, there's... there's no turning back now.

[Jack] So this guy here, his name is Steve.

And he has a YouTube channel.

He posts various things like Youtubers do

and in this one he was just shaving his head

and sharing it with all his followers cause it's such compelling viewing.

But his followers noticed something after he posted the video.

Watch the doll in the background.

Do we have a shave on here and go for the full Bronson...

It slipped.

Fucking -- [scoffs]

[Jack] That just feels weird.

Now, look for the window. Look at the window.

The curtains aren't moving so it's definitely not the wind.

Slips.

No. It looks like they just went down the road

and got it from Toys "R" Us, that doll.

But... but the movement of it's weird.

- And he wasn't... It's not like he's a ghost hunter. - It slipped on the top of a...

[Jack] All right.

Ball lightning.

[Jack laughs]

Why?

Okay, so, that one you would give what?

- One. - [Jack] A one.

- Mum? - Yeah.

Jesus.

- You guys are really-- - [Sharon] No.

You guys are really doing me a--

I think that his mate's doing that to make him more interested

after he's just shaved his head.

What do you give it, Robert?

[in a high-pitched voice] That's a ten out of ten, Jack.

[laughs]

Look at his mouth.

He's dumbstruck. Go on, next one.

- [Jack] It's okay. - Did you buy him with that mouth?

[Jack] Yeah.

He's like, uh, he's like George Washington.

He's got wooden teeth.

[Jack] Oh.

But what about him?

[Ozzy] Little Alfie, he's a good dog.

[Jack] He's the best.

He snuck on.

[Sharon] He got in.

[Ozzy] That's a good dog, huh?

[Jack] Yeah.

He hasn't done his usual scratching of the pillow back there.

- No. - You're all right.

No.

[ Interposing voices ]

Who, him? Uh, he --

No, he'll go back there and start scraping around.

[Jack] Yeah.

Oh, there you go.

[Man] I'm gonna have you slate this one for us.

Whenever you guys are ready, you wanted something first?

[Jack] Uh, can you hand me a Ferrero Rocher, mum?

Oh.

You ready to believe?

Yep.

[Man] Thank you, guys.

Look at the doggies.

Oh, look at the doggies.

[Sharon] Oh, you're foul.

[Jack] All right.

[screams]

[Jack] Now you'd see a string if it was attached to that.

That looks fucking wild.

[Jack] Ghost of Grandma.

[Ozzy] She don't look very old.

She looks fucking dead, though.

[Jack laughs]

[manic laugh]

Complain about having to wake up?

No, I check my phone. How sad am I?

Oh, my Lord.

We don't have enough time for that.

[Jack] I'll throw one out there.

She one time got in a dispute with a company

and she destroyed their offices

while everyone was in there and left her car keys in there.

- That was pretty crazy. - I had to go back and say,

"Anyone seen my keys?"

[laughs]

All right, so, this next one.

We've got two clips.

- It's-- - It's from Bruges.

It's from Bruges.

And it is a poltergeist

who seems to inhabit this gentleman's apartment

and it's not a fan of his DVD collection.

Okay.

You like a good poltergeist clip, don't you?

I've seen you throw the odd DVD.

So, this guy moved into his apartment in Bruges.

At the time, he was dealing with some psychological issues

and he feels that it fueled some of the poltergeist activity

that he was experiencing.

Like this glass on the desk.

[man] Oh fuck.

[Jack] Also, strange things were happening in the bathroom.

[man] Put the shower on.

[man] Oh, my God. You see?

[Jack] And the most frightening thing to me

was what happened to a DVD on his shelf that is flush against a solid wall.

Take a look at this.

[man] Oh, my God. My God.

[Jack] Now you would see a string if it was attached to that.

[man] The fuck?

That looking fucking wild.

Wow.

[Jack] How fucking crazy is that one?

That's...

[Sharon] It's not.

[Jack] What are you talking about?

- If you and I... - If that was a ghost,

they'd just fucking and throw everything everywhere...

Hold on, if that was our house...

- Yeah. - And you saw that, what you would do?

I'd go "You got a fucking piece of string on here."

- [Jack] Don't believe it, Mum? - No.

I believe it.

[Jack] Fuck yeah.

Mum, what would you give that one?

- Five. - [Jack] A five?

I'll give that a nine.

[bell]

[Jack] Now that's what I'm talking about.

Doug, what do you give it?

[Jack as Doug] "It was scary."

See, I'll give it like an eight or nine.

[Ozzy] What's up with you, Doug?

[Jack] You just want some love.

[Ozzy] So you're telling me...

Doug, stop!

Doug, go lay down. Go lay down.

- Go. Lay down. - [narrator as Doug] It's okay.

Sharing these moments with you is all I could ask for.

Good boy.

See? He listens.

Now, this is another poltergeist clip.

You know, some people believe that what makes them

a poltergeist is their manipulation of objects

and how they're kinda mischievous and they like to torment people.

A paranormal investigator investigated this pub

and he captured something pretty compelling.

So, this ghost hunter is investigating

the King's Arms Hotel in Devonshire, England,

to see if the rumor of the hauntings are true.

Watch his jacket.

Let's see if we can get this to happen again.

Please open that door, I challenge you, please open it.

Oh! No way!

I felt that, I felt that.

I don't know what the hell happened there,

but something happened here.

Like somebody was trying to grab hold of my...

my walkie-talkie.

[Jack] It's weird, like the movement of his jacket is not normal.

All right. Let's see it again.

- [Ozzy] You will. - [Jack] Watch, his jacket's open.

Closed.

That's weird.

[Sharon] Yeah, the motion of it's weird.

- [Jack] Yeah, it's very odd. - [Sharon] Yeah.

Wind from the window.

- But it's... - He's got a window open.

He farted.

[comedy rimshot]

[Jack] Dad, you know what? You're right, he farted.

He went...

[farting noise]

I challenge you, please open it.

[farts]

- It is strange, the movement of the jacket. - [Jack] Yes.

I think that's strange, but...

I think that's odd.

What would you do if your jacket started flapping in the wind?

- I'd videotape it. - Yeah.

Would you be scared like feeling like...?

[Ozzy] Oh it shit a rock.

[Jack laughs]

What would you give that?

Uh, on the Woogie Boogie

I'd probably give that maybe a five or a six.

Five and a half.

- Four. - [Sharon] Four or a five.

[bell]

[Jack] All right. Fair enough.

Fair enough.

Not the most exciting, but there's more where that came from.

This is a ghost in a Soho alleyway.

Oh, now we're talking.

For those of you who don't know,

Soho in London, it's like one of the red light districts

I know what kind of ghost that is.

Yeah.

[Jack] See that weird mist rising?

Coming together,

and...

[Sharon] Let's see it again.

- [Ozzy] You will. - [Jack] Watch.

Weird, right?

Yeah, but you know what,

it's like humidity or something.

[Ozzy] Reflection.

- Rain, summertime rain. - Reflection of some water.

It's rain on one of them vents, you know.

So, you think it's like condensation

- and, like, you know, rising. - [Ozzy] Yeah.

Okay. It is weird.

I just think it's odd how it raises

and kinda comes together and dissipates.

[Sharon] It's not... [Ozzy] Steam.

It's not an alleyway because, look,

there's an electric light plugged in.

- Outside. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Mum, you know the alleyways of Soho well though, so--

- Very well, and that-- - Clearly.

[Jack laughs]

Shut up.

What on the Woogie Boogie Scale

do we get for the Soho alleyway?

- Oh, two. - Two.

Conden, conden-whatever it is.

Precipitation. Condensation.

Whatever.

Remember when I took you to that?

[Jack] Yes. One day we were in Mayfair.

Staying at a very, very nice hotel. Mum's...

And we're just finished dinner and my mum goes,

"Oh, let's go for a walk, I wanna show you something."

She proceeds to take me through Mayfair.

Mayfair is like Beverly Hills of London.

And we go down this little street and there's straight up

one of the oldest red light districts in London in Mayfair.

[deep voice] Please, sir, may I have some more?

[klaxon honks]

[Jack] It was like walking back in time. [Sharon] Going back in time.

Cause the streets are so narrow,

and the houses are all rickety.

Yeah, and you're like, how the fuck there still red light brothels...

- Yeah. Still there. - In Mayfair in London?

Have you been to the one in Amsterdam?

I've never. No, I've never been to Amsterdam.

- It's so ugly. - You've never been to Amsterdam?

I've never been to Amsterdam.

- Amsterdam's lovely. - [Jack] Yeah.

But the red light district, there's women in the windows

with no legs and...

- With no legs? - [Sharon] Mm-hmm.

Something for everyone.

Do you pay less because there's less of them?

[laughs]

- Like, you know... - Come on.

We're discussing cultural...

- [Ozzy] Next. - [Jack] Mm.

[Jack] That's what... You know what?

Your poltergeist is gonna say, "Come on."

I'm just gonna hear like this, "Ooh, come on."

[laughs]

[man] What the fuck?

[man] Somebody is in that room.

Oh.

Now we're talking.

I don't wanna give away too much,

just gonna watch this clip, it's very odd.

[man] Look at that.

[Sharon] I would shit and run the other way.

[manic laugh]

Doug, will you lie down?

[narrator as Doug] Love me.

Fuck off.

Doug, go lay down, go lay down.

[narrator as Doug] Sorry, I'm not small like your other dogs.

I was born this way.

I have another poltergeist for you,

it was taken by Dwayne Brooks.

But it's important to know that after these events occurred,

he reached out to a paranormal investigator for help

and they uploaded his footage.

So, he captured it and kept it,

and then these other investigators posted it.

Now, this is important because...

he wasn't looking for fame or money,

he was doing this to get like, you know, TikTok famous.

He basically was just looking for help,

with all these odd incidents that were happening.

In the video he's sleeping on his grandma's couch

and weird noises start.

So he begins to film and this is what he captured.

It's grandma.

It's Canada, so you know the ghost

is gonna be very polite and very friendly.

Oh yeah.

[high-pitched voice] Ooh, get oot, get oot of here.

[banging]

There it is, it's my cupboard.

- Let's see. - [Ozzy] Come here you fucking --

- Who's talking? - [Jack] He's talking and the TV is on.

[Sharon] Oh, okay.

[man] I'm just gonna sit here and videotape

for a minute and see what happens.

[Jack] Look at his cupboard.

[man] See what happens, this is scary.

Ooh, holy shit.

Holy shit.

Unbelievable,

Unbelievable.

Wow.

String.

There's no one there pulling a string.

Like, I don't know how even with a string you can make it do that.

Like, that's not the wind.

It's pretty cool.

[man] Whoo! I'm shaking. Look at my goosebumps.

Okay.

It's my grandma's old house too, it's old.

I don't remember that light being on.

[Jack] Hear something in the other room.

- [man] Let's see what this looks like. - [Jack] He's freaking out.

[man] I don't wanna go too close to...

This is creepy.

I have no idea.

Like, there's nobody in my house right now.

Nobody.

I can hear something in that room.

[sighs]

[banging]

[man] Okay. That's fucking weird.

What is that?

Somebody's in that room.

Oh.

That would freak me out.

[man] Oh! Oh.

[Ozzy] Fucking weird.

- [man] Look at those goosebumps. - That freaked me out.

- I'm just watching it. - [man] What's the worst that's gonna happen?

Ooh, it's fucking scary.

What the fuck is that room?

[man] There's like nobody in here.

[Ozzy] That was pretty convincing.

Yeah, I actually... When that curtain opened I actually jumped.

But the way it opened, it was like somebody had their hand--

[Ozzy] The one thing is, the one thing I will say...

it's when he points the camera it moves.

So he must've known it was gonna move

before he pointed the camera, kind of thing.

I mean, the kitchen one is just a wide shot, you know,

and he's... he wakes up and he says, "I heard my cabinet smack."

I mean, have you ever done that thing

where you wake up hearing a noise

and you kinda know the noise?

[Sharon] Yeah.

Mum, what would you give that on the Woogie Boogie?

[Sharon] I thought it was an eight.

- It was good. - I'll give that a nine.

[bell]

[Jack] Okay, now we're getting somewhere.

I don't know if I've had like--

You know, it's funny cause when I would go home as a kid,

stuff would often fly all over the place in the house.

[Sharon] Shut up.

[manic laugh]

Okay, so this one comes to us, um, from, erm...

Barnoldswick in Lancastershire...

Lancashire, sorry. Barnoldswick in Lancashire, England.

And this is a UFO that was captured during a VE Day celebration.

VE Day is Victory in Europe.

Celebrating the end of the European campaign of World War II,

for those of you who don't know.

[boy] Just found a UFO.

Aw!

[Jack] Look at that.

And three, two, one.

[boy] It's not a bloody drone, that's above the clouds.

[Jack] It's not a drone.

What the hell is that?

[Ozzy] Oh, it's the balls again.

[Jack laughs]

[Sharon laughs]

The kids are so cute.

[Jack] It disappears, reappears.

[mimics boy] It's not even funny.

[Jack] What the fuck is that?

That's pretty cool.

[Jack] I know what you're thinking.

- What? - [Jack] I know what you're thinking.

Balloon.

[Jack laughs]

It's a fucking balloon.

- [Jack] But. - [Sharon] No way.

- [Jack] That's so cool. - [mimics boy] It came out of nowhere.

[Jack] I'd love to see that.

It's one of them balloons.

[Jack] It is not a fucking balloon.

I think it is.

- That's a great one. - [Sharon] It is good.

- [Jack] Yeah. - But what's better is the kids.

So, the backstory is Mark and Natalie were sitting out,

it was a VE Day celebration.

They were looking up to the sky

- as the daughter Ruby says-- - Who filmed it?

Erm... I'm guessing it was either Mark or Natalie.

Others in the town also saw it.

Erm... But they hadn't heard of anyone else filming it.

It was on a bank holiday weekend.

Most people were sitting out drinking, enjoying.

I'll give that seven.

- [Sharon] Seven. - [Jack] Seven.

[Jack] I think that's a great clip.

It is good.

That's a pretty damn convincing random ball of light for me.

I wonder what it is.

I'll probably never get an answer.

Like, do you think in our lifetime

- they're gonna give us answers? - Yes, of course.

It'll be nice to know.

[Jack] Yeah.

Yeah, cause, I mean, more and more and more stuff's coming out now.

[Jack] So, what you're saying is you believe.

- [Ozzy] No. - [Jack] We'll get you there.

Wait till you see the one we have next.

What do you think it is?

[Ozzy] It's the reflection of something.

It's a reflection from above, but it's lightning.

Well, are you ready for the answer?

- Feast your eyes on this. - [Sharon] Oh, Lord.

[manic laugh]

Christmas future.

Oh, God, there's so many.

Probably Mandela.

I would haunt Jack.

[Sharon] Mm-hmm.

[Jack] She's like, "Ah, he can keep the career going now."

So this next UFO clip, comes to us from Russia with love.

Mmm.

And it was captured in November of 2020,

so very recently.

- Anything out of Russia. - The rooskies.

Oh, it was on my birthday.

- [Sharon] Oh. - You know it's legit.

- This is gonna be the best one. - Yeah, definitely.

Definitely the best one.

So this was shot on a reservoir.

And the reservoir is too shallow for boats to be on,

and boats are not allowed on it.

- It's clearly-- - What am I looking at?

You're looking at these strange lights that are--

- Floating over a reservoir. - [Jack] Yes.

- To me... - [Jack] It looks round to me.

- [Sharon] Yes, it does. - It looks like something floating on the water.

Even though it's not allowed to be on there.

I'm not crazy impressed.

[Jack] Really? That's all I get for this?

- [Ozzy] Next. - Guys, they can't all be tens.

I'd be out of a job.

Not really impressed.

What makes this clip interesting

is that it's in an area where there's supposedly a lot of like,

secret government testing.

I was a secret government test.

[manic laugh]

I don't know why I do this. I don't know why.

Dare I even ask what your Woogie Boogie Scale for that clip is?

- Give that a four. - [Jack] Give that one a four.

- A six. - [Jack] Six.

All right, well, at least you kind of liked that one.

What do you think it is? Think it's a boat, a plane.

There's something on the water.

It looks like a very large liner,

but it's obviously not on a reservoir.

Fair enough. Much like an asshole, opinions, we all got one.

[Jack] All right, this is a strange lightning storm

captured above Savannah.

Could be ball lightning.

This could be the one and true example of ball lightning.

[Sharon] Nah.

[thunder cracks]

[man] I don't know if you guys can see that bright white light.

Do you guys see that?

And it's shifting.

[Jack] This one's pretty cool.

It took place in Savannah, Georgia.

This guy was driving along when he saw these lights in the cloud.

I've never seen anything like this.

[Sharon] Gorgeous clouds.

It's reflect...

It's reflecting on the clouds, it's the light.

[Jack] Good guess. And you're getting warmer.

[man] I've never seen anything like that in my life.

That is like super bright. The phone's not picking it up. What in the world?

[Ozzy] It's something from the ground shining up.

[Jack] How about you, Mum? Care to take a guess?

Yeah, no. I think it's lightning very far up.

It's sun or whatever.

[man] That is so wild.

It's the reflection of something.

No, I don't think it's reflection

from something on the ground.

I think it's from above but it's lightning.

- Well, are you ready for the answer? - Yes.

[Jack] All right, students, gather around.

It is time for an education session,

where we dive into the phenomenon of Crown Flash.

[Ozzy] I'm saying military.

[Jack] Please, raise your hand only if you have any questions.

Now it is called Crown Flash or Jumping Sundogs

and it's a weather phenomenon

that occurs when ice crystals reorientate due to electrical fields.

This is a very rare phenomenon and has only been documented

a handful of times because the observer

has to be in a specific position to see it happen

due to the changing reflection and refraction of sunlight.

This was filmed as a thunderstorm cell

was making its way towards Savannah.

- See, I knew it. - It's interesting, right?

It's like crystals in the clouds

and when they kinda get like... [voice fades]

[Ozzy] Ball lightning.

[laughs]

Almost like a frozen cloud

- with a light show. - [Sharon] Yeah.

What?

Since we've proven that it's a natural phenomenon

and not supernatural,

there is no Woogie Boogie Scale for this one.

But I think we have all learned something today.

All right, we have another From the Vault clip.

[manic laugh]

[Jack] It's actually a very, very famous picture.

It was taken back in 1966 at the international airport

in Zurich, Switzerland.

[Sharon] Oh, Switzerland.

[Jack] And what they captured is definitely not a plane or a helicopter.

So it was a flight security official,

the spheres passed over the control tower.

It was traveling pretty fast, leaving these long trails behind it

and they seem to be in unison.

So, what do you think?

Something military.

It's some military experiment.

You think? I mean, Switzerland's not really known for its progressive military,

coming up with new tech.

A yodeling UFO.

[Jack laughs]

That is exactly what we've got.

[yodeling music]

That looks fucking weird.

That's fucking interesting.

[starts yodeling]

- [Jack] All right, Woogie boogie Scale. - A four.

- Yeah, four. - Something in the air.

I don't think it's Photoshoped.

Oh!

You guys make this job so much harder than it has to be.

I will absolutely make believers out of you, goddamn it.

Well, let's watch ghostly granny.

- [Ozzy] Fucking hell. - [Sharon] I think it's quite frightening.

- With the eyes, right? The eyes are... - Oh, and the skin. Yeah.

- Hollow. - [Jack] Do we believe yet?

- [Ozzy] Going for a pee. - He's going for a pee.

- Aw, Doug wants to touch. - Aw.

[laughing] Doug. He's going, "Don't go."

[laughs]

Aw.

Doug, Come here.

[manic laugh]

[man] Who is more likely to jump out of their socks

during a scary movie?

I think they both get pretty scared in movies.

Both of them.

Daddy with IT.

When I went to see Dunkirk.

- Oh, in the commercial for it. - Yes.

I forgot about that. He had fucking heart attack in the theater.

[laughing] Just the trailer for it.

He was like, "Ah!"

- Ghost of grandma. - Ooh.

Do you think you've ever been visited

by the ghost of your grandma?

I fucking hope not.

You never talk about your grandma.

- She was all right, Sally was. - She was a character.

My father's mother was a character and a half.

[Jack] And her name was Sally.

It was Sarah, but they called her Sally.

Why, I have no fucking idea.

- Did you know your grandma? - [Ozzy] Yeah.

[Jack] How old were your grandparents when they died?

My grandma was really old. She--

- 99. - Yeah.

Really? She was one year away from the letter from the Queen.

- And she had a tattoo. - Oh, that's right.

I remember you telling me that.

Is this your mother side grandmother or your father side?

[Ozzy] Mother.

Really?

Fucking -- I mean, really insane.

Like a legit crazy person.

She just slapped me on the legs all the time.

Really?

[Ozzy] My dad would go to the pub and she would go...

[whipping sound]

- Just before you start. - Why?

Just in case you get naughty.

She's gonna... that was a warning.

- She'd smack you in the legs before... - You did anything.

What would you do if your grandma appeared to you as a ghost?

I would fuck off.

- Really? - Yeah.

What if you woke up and your grandma

was hovering above you, slapping your legs?

I'll punch her in the fucking face.

[laughs]

[narrator as Doug] I feel you, papas.

My grandma was a real bitch.

[comedy rimshot]

All right, well, let's watch ghostly granny.

All right, so this takes place on Mother's Day

of all days, in 2018, in the Philippines.

This lady here, Teresa Ocampo, her mother passed away

about a year prior to what we're about to see.

That's the top of Teresa's son's head,

there at the bottom of the screen

and he was playing around with her phone

and taking some selfie videos.

Later that night, Teresa was going over the videos that he shot,

and was shocked at what she saw.

The person there, coming into frame,

is none other than the ghost of the boy's grandmother.

No?

[Ozzy] Fuck yeah. She don't look very old.

She looks fucking dead though.

Oh, Lord.

This video she posted on a social media platform

after she discovered it,

got 300,000 likes and 38,000 comments.

I see somebody having a look at the fucking camera.

She doesn't look alive though.

It's weird, the eyes, right?

- The eyes are... - Oh, and the skin. Yeah.

- Hollow. - [Jack] Really creepy.

- You think it's... - And why's her son part bald?

It fell out from fright.

I think it's quite frightening actually.

I would say that's an eight.

- An eight? - Yeah.

Seven.

Seven?

I wonder why ghosts don't leave voice messages

on people's phones.

They do. EVP.

I mean, it's not a voice message

cause they can't dial a phone.

But you can get EVPs which are Electronic Voice Phenomenons.

Would you make yourself seen on camera

if you could come back and visit?

Oh yes, naturally.

I'd come back on record.

[Jack laughs]

Would you? That's good to know.

We could use you for EVPs and you for apparitions caught on camera.

Do you think you'll be having any nightmares after this?

[Sharon] Let Doug have Robert.

[manic laugh]

All right, you at home.

You guys kinda have a sense of what my parents are into

and what they're not, so if you have any evidence

that could help sway them into becoming believers,

please use the hashtag #OsbournesBelieve

and upload the photo, video, EVP, whatever,

to social media.

All righty, well, this is our final clip.

This one comes to us from Mexico

and it's an area in which is alleged to have...

I mean, historically lots of witches.

And, I don't wanna give away too much,

just gonna watch this clip.

It's very odd.

If it's not a witch, it's someone just being fucking weird.

So these two brothers, are paranormal investigators

in Juventino Rosas, Mexico,

which is referred to as "Land of the Witches"

thanks to the numerous sighting over the years.

And on this night,

the brothers were lucky enough

to get proof of one of them.

[man speaks Spanish]

Pinche madre.

Oh! Su pinche madre.

[Ozzy] What the fuck is going on?

[Jack] There's someone just stood out there, in the dark.

- [man] Hola. - Where?

- [man] Su pinche madre. - [Jack] Watching them.

[Ozzy] Why would he be a witch?

[Jack] Cause' this area's known for witches.

[man speaks Spanish]

[Jack] Turns around, looks at them.

[man] Señora.

[man speaks Spanish]

[Jack] You see him?

Fuck-mother.

[Jack] The weird thing is like,

why would someone just be walking around in the middle of nowhere,

with no light.

Maybe she's a witch.

- [man speaks Spanish] - [Ozzy] Fucking Weird.

Weird, right?

- It's definitely somebody. - Yeah.

Whether it's a witch or not, I don't know.

It's a bit fucking weird.

I mean, I'm sure,

I don't know what part of Mexico this is,

but I'm sure that there are people

that live in caves in mountains.

Well, yeah, I mean, you know, I'm sure...

- People live in caves here. - Malibu.

So, the, this place is known as "Town of the Witches".

There are healers, there's good witches,

there's bad witches,

who live all together throughout the town

and practice different types of energy works.

So it's kinda a town full of shamans essentially.

- Or shysters. - [Jack] Or shysters.

Do you think this is potentially a witch?

Well, I don't know about a witch,

but it definitely looks like somebody is there.

Yeah. If you saw a woman in the woods

in the middle of the night,

would you go running off to her or would you go running the opposite way?

Fuck no. I would shit and run the other way.

What would you do?

I think I'd be curious, be like, "What are you doing here?"

Like, "Why are you out here in the middle of nowhere?"

I'd try and find them.

Like, "Is this someone who needs help?"

Are they... Is it some, you know...

You hear stories about people who are mentally unwell...

and they walk out of a nursing home and they go into the woods.

[Ozzy] Yeah.

[Jack] I think part of me would be like,

"What's going on here?"

Oh, I'd be, "Every man for themselves, see ya."

[Jack] All right.

Okay, what would you give it on the Woogie Boogie Scale?

- I'll give that a six. - Six?

- What about you? - Seven.

[Jack] Yeah, I'm good about seven.

Do you guys believe in witches?

Yeah.

People think they're witches, sure.

Whether they are or not, but they do exist.

Especially in this town.

Is that meant to be a witch on the Black Sabbath album cover?

Oh, it's my ex-wife.

So, a witch.

- Yes. - Yes.

Have any of these clips changed the way you feel

and think about the paranormal?

Wasn't a great day for me.

[Jack sighs]

- Wasn't great for me. - [Sharon] Wasn't great.

- Just grinding me down. - [Sharon] No.

There's nothing I will take away

- and keep thinking about. - We scoured the internet high and low

looking for things and you just...

- You've got to try harder. - [Jack] ...disregard.

Okay.

Do you think you'll be having any nightmares after this?

- [Sharon] I think the grandma. - I think I'll have a headache.

[Sharon] The grandma was...

- [Jack] It was creepy. - [Sharon] I didn't like that.

Doug likes it. He's frightened.

[Jack] He's paralyzed with fear.

Are we believers yet?

- Not quite. - Um...

I'm heading towards a UFO believer.

- [Ozzy] And me. - [Sharon] I don't know about the ghost and the haunted.

Mind you, the door...

Fuck, stay, Doug.

Doug. Doug, lay down, lay down.

[Ozzy] I think the door opening...

- [Jack] The poltergeist in the apartment. - [Sharon] Yeah.

- [Ozzy] That was scary. - Do we like that, Robert?

- We'll do this. - Let Doug have Robert.

[Jack] Here, Doug. Look, it's Robert.

[Ozzy] Bye.

-[laughs] -[narrator as Doug] Okay, Papas!

[Ozzy] Maybe it's a secret government test.

[manic laugh]

[Sharon] You've got to try harder.

[Jack] All right. This doll moves by itself.

[screams]

[Sharon] I'm not convinced by this at all.

[Ozzy] It slipped forward.

- [Jack] Why? - [Sharon] Oh, Lord.

[Sharon] Oh, for God's sake, give it to Doug.

[Ozzy] Fuck that thing off, it's bad luck.

[Jack] Doug, put Robert down, you're gonna get cursed.