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Well, I'm up before everybody else.

No, no. She doesn't go to sleep until I wake up.

[producer laughs]

- Hello. - [producer] Hello.

I'm tired of you guys always having your dogs,

so I'm bringing Doug.

[Sharon laughs]

This is The Osbournes Want to Believe.

[Jack] We may be the first family of darkness,

but not all of us are true believers in the paranormal.

Who'd want to believe?

- Has a ghost ever been caught on film? - Yes.

[Jack] And I have the evidence...

- [man] Whoa, what the... - [Jack]... that will blow their minds.

[laughs]

I think you're starting to believe.

Seeing is believing.

[man] Whoa. What is happening?

[woman screams]

Oh, God, no!

- [thunder roars] - [Ozzy laughs]

Welcome. How are we doing?

Good.

[Jack] Groovy.

Before we start, a question for you both:

Do you believe that you can see ghosts in mirrors?

Oh, I don't know.

So, there's a method in paranormal investigating

called scrying,

and scrying is when you look into a mirror

and you relax your gaze--

Yeah, 'cause things can start to change,

like, you can look different after a while.

It's kind of like Mum stares at herself in the mirror,

goes to a doctor, comes back

and she looks totally different.

- [Ozzy] I know. - That is so cruel.

All right. So, this is a young child.

He's being filmed by a family member

and the kid is looking into the mirror.

Now, this takes place in a place

which is supposedly haunted, but just give this a--

How old is the kid?

He's small. He's probably... I don't know.

- 37. - I think he's two.

Okay.

[Jack] So, this is an odd one.

This father was recording his son down there,

who's clearly pointing at himself in the mirror

and he's just waving to somebody.

Keep a close eye when he walks away from the mirror.

You see that?

- What? - [Jack] Take another look.

Watch the mirror. Look.

I can see a little head.

A [bleep] reflection in the mirror!

I saw a little head! Yeah, look close.

- It looks like another child... - Look!

And then you see, like, a steam pulse.

Watch.

So, he's looking.

"Look, it's me! I'm a human!"

And this looks like a doll. Hold on.

Double exposure, not--

We're done with double exposure.

Look.

That looks just pretty cool.

Isn't that [bleep] weird?

- Yeah. - And then it looks like he...

- [Jack blows] - Yeah.

Like a breath on the glass and then it disappears.

That's really interesting.

Thoughts? Feelings?

That was pretty cool.

Yeah?

Do you think it's real?

It looks pretty real to me.

Double exposure.

Do-- You know what?

That's going to be a new, like, trigger word.

If I hear "double exposure" or "ball lightning,"

I need to go to a safe space 'cause I'm triggered.

Ball lightning!

It's not ball lightning!

It's very good, actually.

- Um... - It's really cool.

- It's scary. - Do you-- Do you think kids

have a sixth sense?

Like, do you think that little kid was, like,

looking but-- at the mirror, but looking at something else?

You'd look very young in it.

He'll look like a small child in the mirror!

Save you some money.

Do you think any of the mirrors in the house

are haunted?

No, but the people who look into them are.

- Um... - [laughing]

That's [bleep] true. Do you believe in haunted mirrors?

Can you imagine, though?

Okay, when you do get a real old mirror, right?

It could be 200, 300 years old...

- How many people it's looked in? - Yeah.

Now, if mirrors had memories...

Oh, [bleep] For God's sake!

No, that's a really good point.

It's kind of, like, like... It's an entity.

[bleep], mirror with a memory?

But you just wonder how many people have looked

at their own reflection in the-- in an old mirror?

Like, I--

What's the oldest mirror you guys own?

Anything, like, crazy old antique mirror somewhere?

At home we do. In England, yeah.

- [Jack] Yeah? - We've got a couple of hundreds of years old, yeah.

- [Jack] Oh, really? - Yeah.

Only the frames. The mirrors have all been done.

Oh, the glass is new, kind of?

Oh, I know the one!

With the-- it's all kind of [bleep] in the corner...

- Yeah, yeah. - [Jack] ...because it's all eroding.

- Yeah. - Oh.

Where would you put that on the woogie boogie?

[Ozzy] Eight.

[Jack] Eight? Ooh. Coming out strong!

[Sharon] Five.

- [Jack] I'm into-- - [bleep] the reflection in the mirror!

I think it's a five.

Hmm. High standards for Mum.

Well, Mum is very critical of mirrors.

- Doug is, too. - She never saw one in her life.

Doug,

what do you think it is?

- [Sharon] Doug! - Ruff.

- [Jack] Aw, little boy. - [Sharon] Baby dog.

Come on!

[Jack] I'm talking to Doug!

[bleep] Doug.

[growls softly]

Have you ever been to the Wentworth Woodhouse

in Yorkshire?

- No. - No.

What is it?

Okay, so it's a--

It's an old house made of wood in a place called Wentworth.

It's famous. It's an abandoned house.

[Sharon] Why is it famous?

Well, apparently a bunch of weird [bleep] happens there.

Let's go!

[Jack] Let's give it a look!

Let's go!

[bleep] you.

- [Sharon] Oh, beautiful! - Beautiful house!

[bleep] house!

[Jack] This place was built in the 1700s

and it's got an amazing history.

Benjamin Franklin actually stayed there at one point.

It was used by the military intelligence

during World War II and it was the largest

mining operation in Great Britain.

There's been reported paranormal activity

coming from this place for years.

In 2017, a ghost-hunting team took over the place,

and they definitely got some paranormal activity on camera.

Take a look.

Where was it?

[Jack] See, it looked like someone

was walking towards him down the hall?

No?

[Jack] Right there, in the circle!

Ball lightning.

Look, it looks like an apparition

walking towards him.

Looks like a small child.

Jack.

- [Jack] What? - There's nothing there!

- [Jack] Really? You can't see that? - No.

[Jack] Here, watch. Right here.

- [Ozzy] There. - [Jack] Look, right there.

Like, you see it faintly, like it comes in and out.

- [Jack] No? No? - No, nope.

- It's ball exposure. - [Jack] I see it. I see--

Look, a head, an arm, a leg.

Ghostly apparition.

- Uh-uh. - [Jack] Are you serious?

- Well-- - I have seen that house.

That house has been used in many movies, the outside.

Was that house used in Secret Garden?

Was that the one they used it in?

- I don't know. - Kind of feels like it.

I saw it in a great film about ball lightning

that was filmed there.

I'm sorry, I-- I can't understand

the words you're saying.

Are you saying, "Yes, it was an apparition

of a small child walking down the hallway"?

- [Ozzy] Yeah. - Oh. Okay.

No. No, no. No, no.

- [Ozzy] I'll get it through. - Well, we've got a series,

so let's give you a conclusive decision

after the series with your high standards.

Right. Okay.

All right. So, this clip happens really quickly,

so please pay attention.

Is somebody there? [bleep]

[Jack] You hear the hiss?

- [Jack] Look! - Is this the same house?

[Jack] Yeah, same house. Look.

There-- a figure pops around the corner.

- Yeah. - [Jack] You hear a hiss. Watch.

So, they're, like... [sings] ...walking around.

[man on video screams] Oh!

[Jack] Now look. See that?

Yeah.

[Jack] Someone's head popped around the corner.

Black ball lightning.

- [Jack] Watch it again? - [Sharon] Yeah.

[man on video screams] Oh!

[bleep] over there, there's a [bleep] something

growled down there!

What is he saying?

"[bleep] over there, there's a [bleep] something

growled down there!"

Said he heard a growl down there.

Oh, oh.

[man on video screams] Oh!

[bleep]

It's a cat.

Cat.

It's not a cat.

Ball lightning.

Maybe it was a cat curled up in a ball

and the cat's name was "Lightning".

That's the only thing it could have been.

That one wasn't amazing, because I'm, like,

"Eh, what if, like, there's anyone down the hallway?"

But it's-- I'm-- I'm setting the scene here.

- [Sharon] Okay. - That's what I'm doing.

I'm-- I'm giving you guys a collection of stuff

from the Wentworth Woodhouse.

Check this out.

[Jack] So, they're using a device called a REM Pod

that emits an electromagnetic field.

[man] Oh, my God.

[Jack] Look, that's the REM Pod going off.

[man on video] All [bleep] electric.

[Jack] If it picks up any electromagnetic

interference, it starts bleeping.

[man on video talks indistinctly]

[Jack] Like that.

The theory is it can indicate a presence

in the area and even allow for communication with it.

So, he's having, like, intelligent response

with the REM Pod.

So, like, whatever's there is using the REM Pod

to communicate.

I can't understand a word they're saying. Can you?

[Jack] He's trying to get it to move the REM Pod.

[man on video] Oh! Did you hear that?

Tell me you heard that voice.

[Jack] "Tell me you heard that voice."

I've had, like, a similar experience to this. Watch.

[man on video] If you are a spirit...

Oh, my God! What was that?

I'm not kidding, Mark.

It just morphed into one massive mass of anomalies.

Oh, wow. There's that interesting kind of orb.

[bleep] spider web, is it?

I don't know, like, it's--

Shadow.

There are little insects floating up and down.

- [Jack] Yeah. - You can see them.

- [Jack] Like, yeah. - It's a ball of shadow, it's [bleep].

- No? Not feeling it? - Next.

No.

[sighs]

[Ozzy] Didn't even get it right, you know?

Plus, the fact that they could be speaking in Dutch.

[Jack] All right. Well, that was the three

from the Wentworth House.

One to ten, where do you put this on

the woogie boogie scale?

Two.

[Jack] You give it a two? Woogie boogie scale of two?

Four to the lot.

[disappointing music plays]

You--

No. Not impressed with that footage at all.

- [bleep] hell. - Yeah.

That was desperate.

That didn't-- that was, like, trying too hard.

You guys have been really sticking it to me lately.

[Sharon] Desperate, that was.

[Jack] You know, Kelly and I had a similar experience

to those guys where we--

- At Halloween? - [Jack] Yes.

- Yeah. - It's my belief

that we were communicating intelligently

with something

and it was using our device to communicate back to us.

Yeah.

[Jack] I mean, that incident with Kelly

was probably one of the more memorable

kind of ghost-hunts I've ever been on,

just 'cause it was so profound.

- I'm going for a piss. - Oh, okay. Have fun.

[Jack] What do you think? Is that Bigfoot?

I love a Bigfoot.

[rock music playing]

- [thunder roars] - [Ozzy laughs]

I mean, I should have been a rapper.

[Jack] Yeah, you should have been a rapper.

- You look like a rapper. - I know.

I am a rapper at heart.

What?

Because I like to spend money and I'm always late.

And I love the diamonds, I should have been a rapper.

Dad should have been a rapper, too.

Yeah. Daddy was the original rapper,

with the jewelry, with everything.

The way he dressed, everything. The original rapper.

[rap music plays]

[rock music playing]

- [thunder roars] - [Ozzy laughs]

Well, let's shift gears.

Let's go and hang out with Bigfoot, maybe.

I love a Bigfoot.

Yeah?

You know what they say about big feet?

Big socks.

[Jack] Hmm. Big shoes.

[disappointing music plays]

Um, okay.

So, this clip comes to us out of Logan Canyon, Utah.

And it's a two-parter, so I'm gonna play you the first part

and then we're gonna play you the follow-up.

[Jack] So, a father and son.

They were done hunting for the day

and they spotted this in the distance.

What the [bleep]?

There's somebody out for a stroll.

[Jack] Now, this is a big-time hunting area.

So if you are walking out in the open like that

or in the woods,

you're going to want to have a bright orange vest on

so that no one accidentally shoots you.

And that is definitely not the gait of a human.

Looks a bit prehistoric, you know, how it walks.

What do you think? Is that Bigfoot

or is that just a large person?

I don't know if it's Bigfoot, but, you know,

I can see what you're saying.

He's a big-- Whatever he is, he's big.

[Jack] Hmm.

I guess this area of Logan Canyon

is kind of known for Sasquatch, Bigfoot,

whatever the hell you want to call him.

So, after the hunters saw that, they decided to go

and track down the area where they thought that creature

was allegedly walking, and this is what they got.

[father] I found a compelling-looking track.

Sixteen inches in length.

Can you guys see the... the toe section?

Right across here and it comes back...

to the 16-inch mark.

Possibly a Squatch coming down to the creek to drink.

Across the toes is about eight inches, yeah?

Eight inches across...

Is that his [bleep] or his...

Well, do the math.

He's got a 16-inch foot, so...

Homeboy is stacked.

[father] Bigfoot-shaped track.

Another impression?

[son] Right there. Looks like four and a half feet.

[father] Four and a half feet

and that could've just been a casual step, you know?

It's not like it was in any hurry.

That may or may not be the Bigfoot that got filmed.

What do you think?

It's pretty-- It's pretty interesting.

I'm not convinced with the footprints.

I'm not convinced because-- The one thing that I will say,

whatever it is, it's pretty big 'cause

- them strides were pretty wide strides. - Yeah.

It could be someone's dressing,

but it's pretty good.

All right.

Let's hear those woogie boogie scale numbers.

What have you got?

[Ozzy] Five.

[Jack] You give that one a five, Dad?

- Mum, where are you at? - Yeah,

not convinced with the footprint but the...

- [Jack sighs] Man, you guys... - The walking, I was convinced.

Five.

Making me work for it today.

If there's a Bigfoot male...

Yeah?

He's either going to live out everybody else,

or he's got to be a female.

Oh, well, there they think that there's,

like, a Bigfoot woman.

Wouldn't it be more than one? Two or three?

Yeah, I was just thinking, where's the other--

[Jack] Well, have you-- There's actually footage

of a family of Bigfoot that I've come across.

I guess we'll have to dig deeper

into the world of Bigfoot to appease...

See, I'm not convinced with that footprint.

[Jack sighs] Like, nothing pleases you guys.

All righty. This one comes out of Bandung, Indonesia.

This is from August 15th, 2020.

Bandung.

So, I've shown you a lot of clips where ghosts

were theoretically caught on camera,

and this next one is kind of like that.

It's a random scenario.

Someone captured something, they don't know what it is.

Doug, avert your eyes.

[whines]

[Jack] What we're seeing here

is an old Dutch heritage house.

There have been numerous apparitions sighted here.

An Indonesian filmmaker shot a horror film there

called Satan's Slaves and the cast and crew witnessed

a very similar thing to what we're about to see.

Keep your eye on the balcony in the upper left corner.

[Jack] You see it up there?

What?

[Jack] Watch the balcony. Let me back it up.

You see up there, in the balcony, in the window?

Yeah, yeah.

It looked like someone walking back?

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

So, supposedly, that part of the house is blocked off,

like, you can't get upstairs in the old heritage house.

Pretty cool.

[Jack] And, for me, what I found interesting

is that it looks like a female wearing a long white dress

with fair, like, fair features,

which tells me it's not a local.

The thing I find odd is that when you're usually--

When you go to a balcony

and you're looking out a balcony,

why are you going to walk backwards?

- Most people will turn and walk, right? - Yeah.

So, the fact that they, like, stood on this balcony

and then just kind of walked-- It's just odd, it's--

Oh, it just seems to me that somebody was there...

- And if she was walking... - they saw a camera

and thought, "Oh, [bleep]!"

[Jack] Yeah, it's kind of-- yeah,

it's just, like, a very seamless movement back.

It-- it doesn't look like they're, kind of, walking,

'cause there is no--

If someone was walking, you'd see their head moving.

Yeah, they just kind of-- It's almost like they're on,

- like, a dolly. - Yeah.

A track.

Okay, where would you put this on the woogie boogie scale?

I'll give that eight.

Oh! Eight, I like that. I like that. I see Mum thinking.

Seven.

Seven on the woogie boogie?

Eight and a seven. All right, now we're getting somewhere.

I can work with this.

[thunder roars]

[music playing]

This guy.

He's been up since 4:00.

Really? Early bird gets the worm.

I like getting up because there's no [bleep] racket.

[dog barks]

I've been up since 1 o'clock.

What? What are you, Margaret Thatcher?

That one. All night.

[crickets chirping]

[owl hoots]

This one.

[evil laughter]

[woman screams]

You need to let me go. You need to leave.

You need to leave me alone.

Ooh, Lord!

Wow!

[rock music playing]

- [thunder roars] - [Ozzy laughs]

She's got to be right by you, doesn't she?

All the time. She's a very sweet dog.

Hello, my old Doug!

[dog growls]

[Sharon] No, no. Be nice. Be nice.

[dog growls]

[rock music playing]

- [thunder roars] - [Ozzy laughs]

So, this is a series of clips from the Goldfield Hotel

in Nevada, in October of 2020.

This location has a ton of known mysterious deaths.

You know, I love a good haunted hotel.

In Nevada?

Yes, it is in Goldfield, Nevada.

And it's kind of, like, a bit of a hotspot

for local investigators to go investigate.

Was it a mining town or something?

I'm guessing, you know, that whole area was.

So, that's the hotel.

It was built in 1908, right in the heart

of the Wild West,

and there's been a bunch of paranormal activity

reported from this place.

Even the local news has covered them.

The historic Goldfield Hotel in Goldfield, Nevada,

north of Las Vegas, has been closed down for decades

and it's said by locals to be haunted,

not only by one spirit, but by many.

A lot of people died here.

Some under mysterious circumstances,

and several of those deaths occurred

in the Goldfield Hotel.

[Jack] The most disturbing death to occur at this hotel

was when an owner of the place, George Wingfield,

got a prostitute named Elizabeth pregnant.

According to the legend, he chained her up

in this room right here, and when she gave birth,

the baby was taken and thrown down a mine shaft.

- Oh, Lord. - [Jack] Elizabeth later died here.

[Ozzy] Oh.

[Jack] And that leads us to our first paranormal

sighting from this team.

They went to visit the room that Elizabeth

allegedly died in, and this is what happened.

Now, has anyone claimed to have seen

her apparition, or...

You know, not much of seeing her visually.

Hearing a girl cry, hearing a baby cry,

hearing different things like that, yes.

A lot of people have reported that.

I have not had actual communication with her.

I would love to have actual communication with her.

Elizabeth, if you're listening, I'd like to.

Let me know. I would love to talk to her.

I would love to hear from her.

I would love to know what's going--

[Jack] Did you hear that?

I would love to talk to her.

I would love to hear from her.

I would love to know what's going--

You guys hear the "psst"? The "psst!" No?

One, I did.

- [Jack] Yeah. Okay. - The second one.

All right. I'm going to ease you in.

- I'm easing you into this one. - Did you hear what I just said?

Yeah, you heard the second one.

How did I know it was the second?

'Cause I heard the first, too.

Wait. I'm so confused. What?

Oh, for [bleep] sake. Next.

Like I said, this is a three-parter.

"Mysterious voice warns one of the investigators."

With a "psst"?

[ghost box makes rattling sound]

[Jack] He's using a ghost box.

I've just seen a shadow.

[ghost box goes off]

[investigator] There. Was that you?

[Jack] The ghost box said, "Hey, boy."

[investigator] Whoa!

"Bat's in here," and then a bat flew towards him.

[investigator] Jeez.

[ghost box goes off]

[investigator exhales]

[investigator] Whoa!

Jeez.

[tense music playing]

Whoa!

Do you like bats, Dad?

Yeah.

[Jack] Do you remember what the bat tasted like?

Oh, [bleep] [bleep]!

[Sharon retches]

[Jack] Oh.

What do you think, you think it was weird

that the ghost box said, "There's bats in here,"

and then a bat flies towards him?

Or do you think it was just coincidence?

Coincidence.

- Hmm. Okay. - Somebody had to let it go.

All right. Well, there's-- There's a third one to go

in this series of the Goldfield Hotel.

The bat whisperer.

[Jack] "Ghost scratches investigator."

[cameraman] What's wrong? You said your back's burning?

My back is burning, and I feel like I'm going to throw up.

[cameraman] [bleep], dude!

[woman] I don't like the way I feel.

I feel like I have somebody, like... Like, squeezing me.

[cameraman] Well, you need to tell it to leave.

It's not welcome around you. You need to tell it.

You need to let me go. You need to leave.

You need to leave me alone.

You have no right to be touching me.

You have no right to be around me.

[Jack] Hmm.

Ghost scratch or bull[bleep]?

Bull[bleep].

Do you think ghosts can scratch you?

- I don't know. - We've seen clips.

There's so many clips where people have said...

"It was a ghost. I've never had this before."

- Yeah. - [Sharon] One of the crew...

Sorry, I was laughing at Dad.

- "I don't know." - [Sharon] ...had it.

Um, I don't know.

No?

[Sharon] Uh-uh.

What would you give all three of those clips

on the woogie boogie scale?

- Three. - Yeah.

- Three? - Three. There's no--

What-- There's just nothing.

- [Jack] Really? - I'm very disappointed!

[Jack] Are you serious? You're disappointed in those three?

Yes. Very.

[Jack sighs] Like, you guys are...

Sorry, not every time is like Blair Witch.

No. It ain't.

[music playing]

Uh, maybe Dad?

What?

Voluntarily sleep in a haunted hotel?

Yeah.

[Ozzy snores]

[Jack] Do you like bats, Dad?

[tense music playing]

Is it a UFO or a spooky cloud?

I would [bleep]. I'm out of here.

It's crazy! You did it!

What the [bleep]!

[rock music playing]

- [thunder roars] - [Ozzy laughs]

Go say hi.

Oh, bless you.

[Jack] Can-- he has candies, if you like candies...

[dog growls]

- [Jack] Oh, you, knock it off. - [Sharon] Oh, shush.

-[dog growls] -[Sharon] Stop it. I can hear you.

[dog growls]

[rock music playing]

- [thunder roars] - [Ozzy laughs]

[Jack] So, have you guys have ever heard

of this theory called cloud cloaking?

No.

So, it's based in, like, ufology,

and the fact that UFOs maybe will use clouds

as almost, like, a cloaking device.

- Uh-huh. - Like, it's actually a spaceship,

but they've made themselves look like a cloud.

The idea that metamaterials, such as clouds,

can be manipulated by some kind of cloaking device

for extraterrestrials.

So, on any given moment,

there could be a giant spaceship above the city,

and you would never know,

'cause it looks like a giant cloud.

I've never heard of that.

[Jack] This is another three-parter.

So, this first cloud-cloaking clip,

say that five times real fast,

uh, was captured on October 28th of 2020.

Let's give it a watch. This is in Nevada.

[woman #1 on video] Wow!

Ball lightning.

[woman #1 on video] I've never seen a cloud shaped like that.

It's a [bleep] cloud.

[Jack] Have you ever seen a cloud look like that?

[woman #1 on video] Look at how-- look at--

Look at those perfect lines to it, there, though.

[woman #2 on video] Exactly. It's got ridges.

Like, nature doesn't make straight lines.

It's like a pancake.

Yeah. It was a stack.

A short stack, right there.

Throw some s-syrup on them, mmm.

[woman #1 on video] Look at that! Oh, my goodness!

What do we think? Cloaked UFO?

Interesting.

[Jack] Okay.

Very interesting, very artistic,

but, as for aliens, no.

[Jack] Okay. Now, coincidentally...

Freak of nature that is.

This area is relatively close to Area 51,

- where this was shot. - Freak of nature, is it?

You've been called that once or twice.

- [joke sound effect] - [Jack] "Freak of nature."

Okay.

I'm going to have you hold off on your woogie boogie scale,

because I'm going to show you the three.

Okay.

This second cloud clip comes to us from a place

I'm not even going to try and pronounce,

but just know that it's near Bali, in Indonesia.

Is it a UFO or a spooky cloud?

Look at that.

What am I looking at? A cloud?

[Jack] Yeah, look at that cloud!

It almost looks like a giant spaceship.

That looks like a [bleep] cloud to me.

[Jack] I've never seen a cloud look like that.

[people screaming and talking indistinctly]

I wish I knew what they were saying.

They're probably saying, "Holy [bleep]!

Look at that cloud!"

"Look at that cloud up there!"

You know what this reminds me of?

Remember in Independence Day, when the spaceship comes in?

- Yeah, yeah. - It's in the atmosphere,

and all the smoke and all that's coming off of it?

Reminds me of the spaceship in Independence Day.

Is that an alien coming to abduct a bunch of Indonesians?

I think it's something to do with Jesus.

["Hallelujah" playing]

- Oh... - [Ozzy] I think it's [bleep] ball lightning.

Whoo!

I think it's clouds, freak of nature.

[Jack] Clouds?

I think we all need to do a hallelujah,

and that looks like Jesus is about to step out.

If Jesus came back down to Earth,

this is what I would expect.

- What? - That?

But more of that.

Something from Independence Day?

More of that. Yeah.

Hmm, see? I would-- You know what I would expect?

I would expect if Jesus were to come back...

- Yeah? - No one would believe him.

Everyone would be, like, "Yeah, you [bleep]!"

Yeah. Get the hell out.

"You're just trying to get followers on Instagram."

Where the [bleep] did you get Jesus from?

It wasn't Jesus!

That was in Burbank, flying across the sky.

- [Ozzy] Okay, okay. - [Sharon] Was it in Burbank?

No, remember the Jesus, Burbank Jesus?

[Sharon] Oh, that's right.

[man on video] Is that Jesus Christ?

Please, please don't fly like that.

That's right. That's right.

[Jack] Okay.

So, if those two clips didn't convince you, this one will.

I have no idea what this is.

I've watched this clip over and over

and cannot figure it out.

Watch this very odd cloud on the ground.

- Look at this thing! - [witness on video] Man, that's crazy!

Shut up!

[Jack] I swear to you, this is not bull[bleep].

Where is this from?

[Jack] Don't know.

[car honks]

That's [bleep] weird!

That's a white van!

[Jack] That is not a white van.

It's a [bleep] van!

[Jack] But it, like, turns into a square. Look!

And that's supposed to be an alien, is it?

[Jack] Look!

- And now watch, it goes, like-- - Oh!

It's-- it's flying now!

[Jack] Look at that [bleep]!

[tape rewinds]

I love their reaction.

[bleep]

I mean, someone just won a vape cloud competition.

[Jack blows]

[car honks]

[Jack] Isn't that [bleep] weird?

- It is. - Very interesting.

But, you see? That does look like a van now.

[Jack] Yeah, it kind of turns into a van,

but then you see it lift off the ground.

[witness on video] Yes, it is!

[witnesses speaking indistinctly]

- How [bleep] weird is that? - [Sharon] Yeah.

[Jack] All right. Woogie boogie scale.

First clip of pancake UFO...

- [Sharon] Yes. - Cloaked cloud ghost?

I thought it was pretty good. I'd say a five.

- [Jack] A five? - Yeah.

- I'll give it a five. - [Jack] A five? Okay.

The second one, with "Jesus Christo Returns."

Yes.

[Jack] What would you give that one?

Three.

- Four. - [Jack] Four?

And then, the "Attack of the Vape Cloud."

[Ozzy] Nine.

"The Flying Van," I would give seven.

[Jack] Okay. Nine and seven. All right.

- [Sharon] Good, right? - [Jack] I'll take those numbers.

I will. Those numbers are good for me.

That's been the best clip so far.

Yeah, I think so, too.

And might I say? The reaction on the last one was 11.

What would you have done if you saw that thing?

Would you have reacted similarly to those witnesses?

Yes, I would have done.

I'd have been, like, "Oh, [bleep] I'm out of here!"

[music playing]

Hello, Dougie-wug!

There's a man for you, look.

- [dog growling] - [Sharon] No, don't play hard to get.

He's a good boy.

- Aw, he's a good boy. - [Jack] He's the best.

He listens well.

He just wants to, like, hang out.

No! Not my nuts.

[Jack] No, Doug! Go lay down.

[Jack] This is considered a bit of a classic.

[Ozzy] Look at that! It's pretty cool.

[rock music playing]

- [thunder roars] - [Ozzy laughs]

It's like an old people porno.

Stop with the old [bleep], will you?

Hey, I've got white hair, too!

You're wise.

- [Jack] It's coming in. - Old people [bleep].

- Even it's white. - [Jack] It's coming in.

Yeah, yeah.

- It's coming in. - [Ozzy] You're wise, you [bleep].

You two guys

give me white hairs.

[music playing]

- [thunder roars] - [Ozzy laughs]

All right. So, this next clip comes to us from the vault.

[ominous voice] From the vault!

Now, the vault is our make-believe archive

of clips we've had stored away for hundreds of years.

Just kidding, no.

But these are clips that we found, which are very old,

20, 30, 40 years old.

So...

Do you remember the Phoenix lights in Vegas,

when they captured those strange UFO lights...

- Yeah. - [Jack] ...over the mountain range

outside of Phoenix?

- Mmm-hmm. - I remember being a kid and seeing it on the news

when we were on tour.

- No? - [Jack] I do!

I remember, I was-- yeah, I remember we were on tour.

You would, you were 12.

No! Yeah. No, actually, it wasn't on tour.

This is when we were living at Don Johnson's house.

This is March 1997.

God, I got a good memory.

Here we have the famous Phoenix lights.

So, to this day, there is still no explanation

as to what the [bleep] they were.

Tons of people reported the lights to the authorities.

Panic set in, so much so that the Arizona governor

at the time had to hold an official press conference

to put everyone's mind at ease.

I issued a call for an investigation

by the Arizona Department of Public Safety.

[Jack] Twenty years later, people still want answers.

And even that Arizona governor,

who is now retired, has recently come out looking

for an explanation as to what those lights really were.

My thought is, if it really was a top-secret

government project,

wouldn't they have just come forward

and said something about it by now?

It just doesn't make any sense to me.

What the hell?

Some people said that they were flares from an aircraft.

Other people said that they were military skydivers

with lights on them.

Ball lightning.

Maybe.

Okay.

The government released some files

from the Air Force about UFOs?

Yes.

They've not-- they've yet to say anything about

- the Phoenix lights. - Okay.

So, thousands of people saw these lights,

and-- from about as far as 300 miles away.

This was before cellphones...

- Uh-huh. - Had cameras.

So, there is another angle of these lights

taken from another video camera

and there are some pictures, but there's really not-- Like,

if this were to happen today, you'd have...

Yeah.

800 million people with their camera phones out.

Some people say that this is a-- Like,

it was a-- Like a daisy chain of UFOs.

Other people think it's one giant ship.

Some people described it as being triangular.

I don't know, but there are so many--

It looks like one ship.

[Jack] I think we-- I think, you know what we need to do?

We should hit the open road.

We should go on a Bigfoot hunt

and we should go look for UFOs.

Yeah.

- I'm up for that. - With Doug.

Yeah. And our Airstream.

Yeah.

[Sharon] That's what we need to do.

[truck honks]

One to ten, where do you put this

on the woogie boogie scale?

Four.

Four? Oh.

I think it's a six.

Okay. Interesting. That's a classic. But a four.

Okay, fair enough. You're entitled to your opinion.

I'm going to respectfully agree to disagree.

[music playing]

Probably Dad.

Yeah. Definitely.

And you wouldn't?

Me? No!

You don't get scared that easily.

No.

[Ozzy snores]

[Jack] Do y ou like bats, Dad?

[crunching]

All right. There you have it.

[Jack] What the [bleep] is that?

That is [bleep] wild.

[rock music playing]

- [thunder roars] - [Ozzy laughs]

All right. You, at home,

you guys kind of have a sense of what my parents

are into and what they're not.

So, if you have any evidence that could help sway them

into becoming believers,

please use the hashtag #OsbournesBelieve,

and upload the photo, video, EVP, whatever, to social media.

[music playing]

Started doing jiu-jitsu. It's been fun.

Do you remember any of it?

That-- that was taekwondo when I was a kid.

Same thing.

- Not at all. Totally different. - Don't you think?

Jiu-jitsu is more, like, grappling and wrestling.

- Oh. - Taekwondo is, like, "kiyah!"

Where'd you go?

It's a place in the valley that my friend owns and...

- I just do what I want. - All right. Go on.

Oh. Okay. It's all right, we were just waiting on you.

[music playing]

- [thunder roars] - [Ozzy laughs]

Have these clips changed the way you feel about anything?

[Sharon] Nope.

No?

We'll give it a thought, I mean.

No.

But I'm leaning more-- more towards the UFO belief now.

Okay.

I am since the--

So, since we've started doing this, you guys...

- Yes. - Are kind of more UFO believers?

I've been taking more interest about when things

- are printed in the papers, and then-- - [Jack] Oh.

Especially over the files that were meant to be released,

but I heard that there's a lot of stuff still crossed out.

[Jack] Yep.

That you can't read in them, so--

I don't understand why they let it go

and then cross it out.

It's just... They just think we're not ready for it yet.

[Ozzy] Do you really think so?

I think they just think that we're not ready

for full disclosure, because, like,

I think people would lose their [bleep].

Oh, you're right.

Has anything, any clip I've shown you,

like, stuck with you?

Like, you've thought about it, you know,

when we're not filming?

One haunted thing was that Irish thing [bleep].

Oh, the Irish school? Yeah, you've brought that up a lot.

[lockers rattling]

That's [bleep] radical.

Just wait.

Wow.

You've got to take him there when we go home.

[Jack] I think so. We'll have to go visit the Irish school.

This last clip is another from the vault clips.

[ominous voice] From the vault!

[Jack] It's kind of considered a bit of a classic,

this one, as well.

All right. UFO over Oslo, January 31st, 1994.

Oh! Oslo.

[Jack] This thing's a mystery to even the guy who shot it.

He has no idea what it was.

Anyone who's seen it doesn't really have an explanation either.

So let's give it a look.

[Jack] The man who filmed it said the object

did not make any sound...

which is why he took his camera out to film it.

What do you guys think?

[bleep] airplane.

Oh.

That is not an airplane.

Well, what would you say it is, then?

No one has any idea of what it is.

No one has an explanation for it.

Granted, before really good cameras.

It was in the '90s, shot on video.

This was actually shot on an eight-millimeter

camera, so, like...

- Uh-huh. - Not even digital.

Something with lights on.

The owner found it in his film archives

and decided to post it, since it was so strange.

No one seems to know what it is yet.

It's very odd, right?

I'll join them. I don't know what it is.

One thought that I had was, like, because the lights

flashing above and the lights flashing below...

Like a plane.

It does seem like an airplane.

I'm wondering, is it, like, a helicopter

with a spotlight or something?

- And it's just, I don't know. - [Ozzy] Yeah.

But I think it's strange that the guy that shot it--

But I don't think it's from another world.

I think it's of this world.

[Jack] Hmm. All right.

What would you guys give to that clip

on the woogie boogie scale?

- Five. - [Sharon] Four.

[Jack] Five and a four. Damn.

This was a tough one, guys.

You beat the [bleep] out of me.

Is that it?

- That is it. - Shut up!

That was it. Do you guys believe?

I'll believe it when your next one's on.

Well, looks like Doug and I have got some more work to do.

[music playing]

[Ozzy] Let's get on with the [bleep] show!

[train driver] All aboard on the crazy train!

[Jack] This location has a ton of known mysterious deaths.

[Sharon] Oh, God.

[Jack] I love a good haunted hotel.

[Ozzy laughs]

[Jack] Oi! You knock it off, Doug. This is [bleep] weird.

[Sharon] I think it's something to do with Jesus.

Jesus is about to step out.

[Ozzy] Hello!

[Sharon] I love a Bigfoot.