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Pickles. You're a good girl.

[kisses]

- [dog whines] - [Sharon] Oh!

[dog barks]

- [Sharon] Pickles. - [Ozzy] Come on, P!

[Jack] All right, gang, let's do this.

- Who's ready? - Me.

Dad, point this to that camera and say,

"This is The Osbournes Want to Believe, take one".

Oh, wait, you haven't done one yet.

- [Sharon] Go on! - You gotta do the clicky click.

- Go on, do it. - Oh, okay there we go.

[Sharon laughing]

[Jack] We may be the first family of darkness,

but not all of us are true believers in the paranormal.

We want to believe.

- Has a ghost ever been caught on film? - Yes.

[Jack] And I have the evidence that will blow their minds.

- [manic laughter] - I think you're starting to believe.

- Seeing is believing. - [Jack] Whoa, what is happening?

[Ozzy] Oh, God, no!

- [thunder rumbles] - [evil laughter]

Okay, now that we're here, how is everyone feeling?

- Good. - [Jack] Oh, that's convincing.

- Okay... so... - [faint laughter]

This next collection of clips is footage that was captured while people were at work.

So either from security camera footage

or they themselves were filming when a bunch of weird [bleep] started happening.

- Okay. - [Jack] Now...

did you guys ever have a job where you had to, like, lock up at night by yourself?

No. Oh, no.

- Dad, you? - No.

[Jack] When you worked at the slaughterhouse.

You would think that, like, if anywhere's gonna be haunted

- it's a slaughterhouse, did anything weird happen there? - No, no.

Things died.

[Jack wheezes] Okay.

All right, let's just start with a good old haunting.

[Jack] This happened at a barber shop in La Puente, California in July of 2010.

[Sharon] Mm-hm.

So they believe that this barber shop was built upon

- a Native American burial ground. - [Sharon] Okay.

[Jack] Keep your eye on the blue sheet there on the chair.

And then on the wig display on the shelf above it.

[indistinct chatter]

[man] Oh, no. Hell to the no.

Hell, no! Did you just... [bleep] Hell, no.

There's some crazy [bleep] going on in here.

[Jack laughs] Watch.

- Looks like somebody sat down in there. - [Jack] Yeah.

And then look at the head move.

[man] Oh, no, no, no, no.

That head just moved. Like, that just moved.

- [Jack] How weird is that? - [Ozzy] That's really interesting.

- Yes, this is very interesting. - What do you think?

- That was scary. - I wouldn't be scared, I'd be, like, "What the... [bleep]"

- I'd be trying to find out how it's moving. - [Jack laughs]

Okay.

[Jack] Where would we put this on the Woogie Boogie Scale?

- [Ozzy] Five. - [Jack] Five?

- [Sharon] Six. Yeah. - [Jack] Six, okay. All right.

- [Ozzy] What would you? - [Jack sucks teeth] I'd probably go six.

I like the guy that works there and he goes, "Oh, hell no!"

[Jack] "Hell to the no."

[man] Oh, hell to the no. Hell, no!

Have you guys ever had any haunting hairdo experiences, while at a hair salon?

Other than the color I turned out, no.

- But you've had some pretty haunting hairdos in the '80s. - Oh, God. No, excuse me.

- [Sharon] I've had some wicked hairdos. - [Jack] Dad?

[faint laughter]

All right, next one. This one is another...

workplace experience.

And this one I will say I thought was [bleep] until right at the end.

[man] Okay, I'm literally at work right now, I'm alone.

[Jack] An employee experiences paranormal presence while working alone

at night in a store, December of 2019 in Massapequa, New York.

[man] I don't know what's going on, I'm here alone and this is the light switch.

Ready? This. I'm... I think I stopped it.

- Did I stop it? No, I didn't. I didn't stop it. - [Jack] So at first I'm, like,

- "Oh, it's just a faulty light switch." - [man] I don't know

what's going on and this makes absolutely no sense

and now it stopped, and ready?

Here we go.

'Cause that makes sense, right?

- [Sharon] That doesn't look like much. - [man] No one understands.

And, of course, I'm here alone and this is like a freaking murder house.

Here's the weird noise above him.

- [man] There's no one here, so I don't... Oh, my God. - [ominous crash]

[Jack] So I was thinking, "Oh, it's just a faulty wire in the light."

But then he hears that crash and this stuff had fallen over in the attic space.

Thoughts, feelings?

I have heard of stories where people

- live in, like, these spaces in the tops of restaurants. - Yes.

I have heard stories too. Did you ever see the footage

of the guy that was living in the people's closet?

- Shut up. - [Jack] Yeah, and then at night when they'd

go to bed, he'd come out...

and he would, like, eat from their kitchen

and he was fully living in their house with them and they had no idea.

- [Sharon] Oh, my God! - [Jack] Because they work, like, 60 hours a week.

And he would, like, piss in the sink. Gross.

[Jack] All right, thoughts, Dad?

- [Ozzy] Two. - Two? On the Woogie Boogie.

- Mom? - Four.

Okay. So we're calling this one not so good?

[Sharon] Yeah, we're calling this one "there's somebody living up there."

- [laughter] - Okay. Well, you guys are fired up.

[Jack] All right, on to the next one.

- [loud cheering] - [Jack] So this one comes from York.

- You guys ever been to York? - I've been to New York.

- I haven't been to old York. - [Jack] You've never been to old York?

- Yeah, of course I have. - I was, like, "All your touring of England,

- you've never passed through York?" - Yeah.

Are you the grand old Duke of York?

- ♪ He had 10,000 men ♪ - [Jack mumbling]

All right, um...

Okay, so this comes to us out of York, England, from October 23rd, 2019.

And do you guys think that ghost children are scarier than regular ghosts?

That's a good question, actually.

- I wouldn't be, as a kid-- - For me, I think ghost children are more sad.

- Looking for their moms. - [Jack] Yeah, exactly.

All right, give a look at this ghost child from a pub.

By the way, what's a kid doing at a pub?

[Jack] This is from the Lamb & Lion pub in York, England.

This place is really old, built in the 1840s.

It has had a ton of paranormal activity.

And this time they were lucky enough to catch

what looks to be the ghost of a child on this security footage.

And throughout the years, patrons have complained

about hearing the sound of an eerie child in the bar.

- [Jack] Look at that. - [Ozzy] Double exposure.

- [Jack] Double expo... what's double exposed by it? - [Ozzy] I mean...

- [Jack] Look at that! - It's...

[Jack] It looks like a kid walking around with a broom.

- [Sharon] Where do you make out the broom? - [Jack] Like, this long...

It looks like she's... or whoever is holding a broom, look.

- That thing right there. - It's her arm, isn't it?

[Jack] Is it an arm?

- It's a double exposure! - [Jack] From what?

Somebody films somebody else, then they film this on top of some... [mumbles]

[Jack] You can't double expose digital!

How do you know it's a digital?

You can see it's... They filmed a screen but you can see that, like, it's a...

It's like the security cameras you have,

they'll never double expose because they film onto a hard drive.

- [Sharon] Yeah. - [Jack] Um... thoughts, reactions?

- Double exposure. - Mom?

- There's definitely something to it, definitely. - It's weird, right?

It's some chick...

- It's a child. - [mockingly] Some child.

[Jack laughs] The child, is it Grogu?

[mumbles] ...I saw something like that.

[Jack] Do you think it could be a lens flare or a cobweb in front of the camera?

- No, it's not. - No, you can see a little white petticoat hanging down

- from her dress and-- - [Jack] Yeah.

Did you used to wear petticoats in the olden days in England?

- I did. - [Jack laughs]

All right, what do we give this one on the Woogie Boogie Scale?

- [both] Five. - [Jack] Oh, a unanimous five.

- At the same time. - [Sharon] Yes, there you go.

See, you guys are synching up.

All right, moving on.

I'll take it, I don't love that number but...

- What would you give it? - What was yours, then?

Hm. Probably a five.

[both laughing]

All right, do you think I can make a full believer of you this season?

- I think so, definitely. - Ah, you're just saying that.

- No, I'm not. I'm not. - You know what I'm gonna try and make you a believer in?

The fact that that dog's breath is so bad I can smell it from here.

Well, do you know what? She takes great offense to that, because...

- Oh, my... Oh! No, no. - Her breath does not smell. Kisses, kisses.

I only like that dog 'cause it's related to one of my dogs, that's it.

- [imitates snorting] Smell it. - No!

- Smell it, Jack! - Nope, goodbye.

- [Jack] Look at that! - It might be a piece of space junk.

That's literally faster than a rocket going to space.

That was pretty [bleep] weird, that was.

- I've got a haunted dog here. - Dad, no, you know what's haunting that dog?

- It's the turd it swallowed. - [Sharon chuckles]

Yeah, as it's licking its... Look at it, it's going right to the source.

-[Sharon imitates growling] -You know what that is? It's like putting your mouth

- under the soda machine. - [Ozzy] Come on!

[Jack laughs]

- She's a ghost. - Look at the way she looks at you.

- It's like-- - I hate that dog.

- [both] You don't. - I do, I cannot stand--

- She's lovely. - When I look at that dog, I see just a turd hanging out

- of its mouth-- - [Sharon] Like a cigar, like a Christmas cigar.

- Yeah. - You leave my Snussy alone, she loves a good bit of--

Ozzy, what were those Christmas cigars that they used to advertise?

They haven't advertised a tobacco product on television in about 30 years.

- How dare you? - [Jack laughs]

- All righty, are you guys ready for another one? - Sure.

- Yeah, we are. - All right, well, let's see if I can do better with this one.

And I think I will.

[Jack] This was May 23rd of 2020 in Udon Thani in Thailand.

[Sharon] Okay.

[Jack] Hospital workers noticed that a wheelchair was out of place.

And it was not where they normally put it, so they checked the security footage

and this is what they saw.

[Jack] How [bleep] weird is that?

- [Ozzy] That's [bleep] weird. - [Sharon] Yeah, going backwards is weird.

- [Ozzy] Very weird. - [Jack] Right?

- [Sharon] Yeah. - [Jack] Oh, and just so you know,

that wheelchair was actually donated

by a former resident of the hospital who had died.

Whoa, that's very weird. When it moved backwards, it was really interesting.

[Jack] But wait, there's more.

The employees decided to try to figure out how the hell this could've happened.

And they tried to recreate it exactly, but they could not.

That's really weird.

Look, it's completely flat, there's even a lip that it would have to, like, get over.

That's really compelling.

Do you think that spirits can haunt inanimate objects?

I don't know but that was really interesting.

-When it first came out... Wheelchairs can, if it's-- -[Jack] Yeah.

- Not an even-- Sure. - Or a gust of wind and it's uneven ground.

But when it goes back, no.

- [Ozzy] I give that nine. - Oh, all right.

Doing better, I'll take that.

- Seven. - Seven, okay.

What would you do if you saw a wheelchair wheeling across a driveway?

Would you be scared to see that or would you just be really curious?

- [both] Curious. - I think it all comes down to the setting. Like, if I was

watching that on a camera, I don't think I'd be that scared.

- I think I would be more excited than scared. - [Sharon] Mm-hm.

- I'd be, like, "Whoa." - [dog barks]

Oh, my God!

- [loud crash] - [cat meows]

Whoa.

All right, we're moving into outer space... with a good UFO clip.

- Have you guys ever seen the Northern Lights? - [both] Yes.

- Oh, really? Where? - [Sharon] Alaska.

- And it was amazing. - I've never seen the Northern Lights.

[Sharon] It's amazing.

- [Jack] Really? - Yeah.

- [Jack] Radiation bouncing off, like, earth, right? - [Ozzy] Something like that.

[Jack] When you're flying through 'em, do you just look out the window and see 'em?

Yeah. So fun fact about the Aurora Borealis.

"Auroras are a result of a disturbance

in the magnetosphere caused by solar wind.

These disturbances are sometimes strong enough

to alter the trajectories of charged particles.

This results in ionization

- and... of atmospheric..." - Show the video.

- "...consistencies..." What? No. "...constitute..." - Show the video.

- [faint laughter] - All right, whatever, it's [bleep]--

- Show the video. - Bouncing off of earth.

Okay.

[Jack] All right, so this clip comes to us from a Russian cosmonaut

aboard the International Space Station.

He was filming a time-lapse of the Aurora Borealis

when he caught something far more exciting than he had initially planned.

Whoa!

Look at that! What the [bleep] is that?

- Ball of lightning. - [Jack laughs]

I don't know what that is, it's probably...

One thought. I was, like, "Oh, is it, like, satellites that are lined up?"

[mumbles] It's interesting, I don't know if that's...

[Jack] Do you think those are four different objects or is that one object lit up?

I don't know.

- I think it's one object, the way it's moving. - [Jack] Yeah.

Look at that, it actually looks bigger when you freeze it.

- [Sharon] Yeah. - [Ozzy] It might be a piece of space junk as well.

- Like a fuselage of something. - Yeah.

- You know, that's broken off. - Yeah, like when they jettison

- stuff off the shuttles and things. - Yeah.

It could be space junk or something.

- Do you think that could be extraterrestrial or alien? - No.

[Jack] Whatever it is, it's emitting light,

'cause there's no sunlight on this side of the Earth.

I don't know, I don't quite understand how the sunrise

- and sunset-- - [Ozzy] Could be...

- And it's just reflecting from the sun? - Yeah.

Okay.

- I give that a seven. - Yeah, seven.

[Jack] I'll take it. 'Cause you would think that, like, a NASA...

[Jack] Well, if it was a Russian cosmonaut...

I think it's a piece of old junk

- [Jack] Could be like an old satellite or something. - Some junk floating around.

- Maybe it is a bunch of old space junk. - Mm-hm.

- [Jack] Interesting. - [Ozzy] Yeah.

Pickles, do you believe in ghosts?

Have you seen a ghost, Pickles?

- Where's the ghosts? - [Ozzy] She's a good girl.

- What time were you up today? - Quarter to six.

- That's a respectable... - [Ozzy] Early morning.

Early morning for a nice British gentleman.

Here, have some chocolate. It's good for dogs.

- [girl] No, it's not. - [Jack laughs]

They love it, it's really good for your digestive system.

- Pickles. - [dog howls]

- Wow! - They're saying it emerged from the ocean

- and soared into the sky, according to officials. - Shut up!

I do not believe!

Neither do I!

We don't even know what the [bleep] that is.

Have you guys ever been to Salem, Massachusetts?

Yeah.

- I like Salem. Oh, you've never been to Salem? - No.

- Oh, it's awesome. - You've been to Salem.

Have I?

- [crickets chirping] - [faint laughter]

Um, all right, well, this next one...

You guys are a barrel of [bleep] laughs right now.

- [Sharon] Yeah, go on. - This next one, we're changing things up a bit, we're pulling

things out from the vault.

[Jack] Take a look at this classic paranormal evidence.

You see these four lights here? The picture was taken by a coast guardsman,

in 1952 in Salem, Massachusetts.

The US Air Force actually analyzed the photograph.

In the end, it was determined that they had no explanation for these lights.

And to this day, there has not been an explanation.

And it was a bit of a legendary UFO incident at the time.

So let's talk about some options what we think these lights could be.

- In 1952, I mean, you haven't got many options, do you? - No.

It's like... [stutters] bouncing off clouds.

Yep, they could be spotlights bouncing off of clouds.

[Jack] Could they be the sun bouncing off of, like, an aeroplane?

And it's just blowing out because the camera wasn't that good of a quality

and it's just creating, like, a weird lens flare?

Could it be meteorites?

Could be them, yeah.

Blimps?

- The blimp, the blimp. - I don't know, were blimps still around back then?

- I love the cars. - [Jack laughs]

- [car honks] - So this photo was taken at 9:35 AM.

And it was July, so the sun would've been relatively high in the sky at that point.

- Yeah. - [Jack] So if it was low on the horizon, reflecting up...

- I don't think that's a thing. - [Sharon] And what kind of factory is that?

- [Jack] I don't know, looks like a power plant. - [Ozzy] Yeah.

I mean, you know, they think that actual disclosure of it all is imminent.

And they're just gonna... Within the next five years they're gonna be, like,

"All right, here's the deal. It's all real."

- It's gotta get harder and harder to try and cover up-- - Well, yeah, because

- the big concern is now-- - There's too much sightings.

There's too many people seeing things.

[Jack] And back in 1952, it was pretty rare

to walk around with a camera everywhere.

- We now have cameras-- - [Ozzy] And now everyone's got cameras.

[Jack] ...everywhere and the quality of the cameras are better than...

every camera that existed in the last ten years.

Well, that must have been a little box camera that you opened up and looked--

Yeah, there was basically, like, a little dwarf inside sketching.

- I'll give that four. - A four? Okay.

Yeah, I'd give it a six. Something to do with that nuclear plant.

[Jack] Okay, all right, I will take this.

I mean, it's interesting because the government in the last four years

- has been really forthcoming about its knowledge of UFOs. - Right.

And it seems like every six months now, they're releasing more information.

- [Sharon] Mm-hm. - They released a photo of an unidentified flying object

- taken from the cockpit of a fighter jet. - [Sharon] Right.

[Jack] Just give it a look. It's actually really cool.

I've been dying to see this picture.

[Jack] So this was taken from the cockpit of an FA-18 fighter jet.

This is the back seat of the fighter jet

and the guy snapped it on his iPhone and that's the object.

- [Ozzy] Interesting. - [Jack] Look at that.

- [Jack] So... they described it as being more cube-like. - Yeah.

- But this looks kind of arrowhead-like. - Yeah.

[Jack] Isn't that weird?

- Yeah. - [Sharon] Wow!

[Jack] So US Intelligence admits this could be alien.

Um, this is non-human technology.

This photograph comes from a secretive UFO task force at the Pentagon

and they're calling it... This is a UAP, an Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon.

And it was at approximately 35,000 feet over the Atlantic ocean.

- [Sharon] Wow! - [Jack] And it was silver.

- I mean, it's really interesting. - [Sharon] It is, isn't it?

This craft had lights in the corner, emerged from the ocean

and soared into the sky according to officials.

- [Sharon] Shut up! - Yep!

- And-- - So it came up from the ocean?

[Jack] Yes, and a [bleep] space vehicle

- described as a-- - If I was an alien,

that would be the best place for me to [bleep] stay.

Oh, yeah, absolute... and here's the thing, too.

They probably can utilize stuff within the ocean as fuel

that we just don't know about, like, what if salt water is their fuel?

- Yeah. - The government believes this is not of Earth origin.

And they're basically just admitting it.

[Sharon] Well, if the government are saying finally that it's not...

- [Jack] From Earth. - From Earth, then it's...

- [Jack] What do you put that on a Woogie Boogie? - Well, that is, like, a 20.

- [Jack] What would you say, Dad? - Ten.

Ten, all right.

Yeah, I mean, it doesn't get more real than the US Government saying,

"We don't know what this is and it didn't come from Earth."

And it came from the ocean up into the sky.

Yeah, there's not many things that can do that.

- Wow! - It's exciting stuff.

[Jack] I mean, think about it. In your guys' lifetime, you've seen, like, you know...

- aeroplane, the light bulb, the radio... - [Jack laughs faintly]

- Keep it moving, keep it moving, Jack! - [Jack laughs]

- [Jack] I can't figure out what this is. - It's a [bleep] model.

- You think it's a model? - It's a [bleep] model.

- I am absolutely baffled. - [Jack] Now watch. It doesn't end there.

Isn't that amazing?

I came up with a really good idea for a science-fiction movie the other day.

- [Ozzy] What is that? - Really good one.

Oh, just tell everybody and then they can steal the idea.

- What's it called, the next-- - We're recording so if anyone in this room steals...

It's about, like, the first group of people to leave Earth because Earth is dying

and, like, they've traveled for 70 years on this big, giant spaceship.

- They get eaten? - No, they're getting ready to land and just as they pull up

to this planet, a giant meteorite hits the planet they're gonna go land on

and they're, like, "What the [bleep]?"

- That's not a very good film. - And so it's about them... Like, how do you survive

on a planet that's just been completely destroyed by a meteorite?

- Where's the... [bleep] hope in that? - There is none.

Just like here, there's no hope.

Next one.

Now, check this clip out. Here's another jaw dropping UFO caught on camera.

Now, this is one of my favorites.

And this is almost... it happens so quickly.

- I'll be surprised if you see it the first time. - Okay.

[Jack] This came from January 2019 in Beaver, Utah.

This footage comes to us from two documentary filmmakers.

They were shooting some landscape B-roll shots and they didn't notice it

at the time but when they went back to use the footage for their film, they saw this.

- See that? - [Sharon] Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

- Isn't that amazing? - How crazy is that?

That was pretty [bleep] weird, that was.

[Jack] So, all right, we did a bit of [bleep] math and we figured out

how fast it was going.

So the guesstimating is it was three miles away from the camera when you first see it.

So it went three miles from the mountains to where they were filming

and it took less than a second to get to that point.

It's estimated to be going somewhere between 10,797 miles an hour

to 12,600 miles per hour.

That's literally faster than a rocket going to space.

- [Jack] How weird is that? - Ball of lightning.

It's not a ball of lightning, look at that.

It comes in at an angle, then swoops.

- It's definitely not a bird. - Or an insect.

Not an insect, no way.

- It comes in like... - It comes in at an angle, and then swoops up.

- And it comes over there. - [Jack] Yeah.

- So here it is in slow motion. - [Ozzy] That is...

- See how it turns an angle, it kind of-- - Away it goes now.

It's gone over the top. It's not just a glitch on the camera.

And it's not, like, a fly or anything, it's something that's traveling really fast.

That's quite interesting.

What would you give this on the Woogie Boogie scale?

- I'd give it seven for curiosity. - Okay, Mom?

- Six. - All right, I'm gonna go with eight on this one.

- You are? - Yeah.

- You want to see an alien. - I do wanna see an alien.

- You better be [bleep] quick 'cause at the speed it goes... - [Jack laughs]

Well, they... People do believe that we actually are being constantly visited

by these ultra-high speed drones.

'Cause you get 'em every now and then, you get that shot...

[Jack laughs]

[Jack stutters] Maybe... Here's the thing, though.

What if they're operating in a different... like, um...

Yeah, if they move... Think about how, like...

- how we move and how fast-- - The thing about the air being in our atmosphere,

- something moving like that would create a lot of heat. - It would, but

is that a solid or is that maybe some kind of weird...

It doesn't have mass the same way as the things we make.

- I don't know. - So it doesn't have as much resistance

in the atmosphere.

- I think it could be a... - A ball of lightning?

Ball of lightning.

[Sharon laughs]

All right, on to the next one. Now, this clip is [bleep] weird.

I cannot figure it out. I have no idea what's doing this.

But have you... You've seen Lord of the Rings, right?

- Yeah. - You know the ents, the trees that walk?

- [Sharon] Mm-hm. - [Jack] Is this a walking tree from Lord of the Rings?

- Walking trees? - [Jack] Now,

I believe this was filmed in Russia.

[Jack] All right, keep your eyes on those trees in the distance.

All of a sudden, it looks like something rips them out of the ground

and starts walking with them.

These are giant trees, they're not small Christmas trees, these are huge trees.

A lot of people believe this could be Sasquatch or Big Foot or even a giant.

And until I get a logical explanation, I don't know what to believe.

[Ozzy] [bleep] It's...

[man shouting in Russian]

What the [bleep]?

- [Jack] No? - It's a model.

First of all, go back. And what is the archway--

- [Jack] I don't know, I can't figure that out. - It's a model.

- I can't figure-- - It's a [bleep] model.

I can't figure out what this is.

- It's either smoke from, like, a chimney... - [man shouting in Russian]

- Or the tree's just farted. - [Jack laughs]

It's a model, it's not real.

- You think it's a model? - Yeah.

Sure, it's a model.

[Jack] Yeah, but what is that?

Anything that comes out of Russia or China, I do not believe.

[mockingly] Neither do I.

[Jack] So... okay.

What would you give this one, then?

- One. - 'Cause Ozzy could be right,

- and it could be, like, a toy village. - But, look, when the camera

pulls out, it's clear that it's a large landscape.

It's a [bleep] model!

[Ozzy] It's not for real, it's...

[Jack] A walking tree, look at it!

- It's not walking-- - No, it's not walking!

If it came jogging around the front of the cliff...

- I'd go, "Yeah, you're right, Jack," but-- - [Jack laughs]

Look at him. [hums] That's like Doug my dog going for a walk.

Big doofus, I should have brought him today. I keep forgetting him.

- One. - One? One for the walking trees?

That's it. And what do you say, then?

That's a model village.

I would say, I'm gonna give it a five because I don't have enough information.

- Cause we don't [bleep] a lot about this clip. - [Sharon] Right.

- It's a [bleep] model! - [laughter]

I can do a sub-seven minute. I did a 6:45 recently.

[Jack] Him.

Getting chased by Bigfoot, would you be the fastest runner?

- Oh, how could you say such a thing? - How dare you?

- I would give this a four. - A four?

- [Jack] Yeah, what would you give it? - [both] One!

That's okay, we're all entitled to our opinions.

- This is declining rapidly. - Just like everything else in my life.

- [Ozzy] So it's climbing in the air. - [Jack] It's not an anomaly

- on the lens-- - [Ozzy] I don't know what that could be.

- [Jack] Looks like liquid dropping out of the sky. - Do you know what it is?

- What? - Aliens.

[Jack] All right, next clip.

Voice heard in empty house in--

- Redditch? - Redditch, England.

October 29th, 2020, this is a very new clip.

- [Jack] Um, okay. - My mum used to live there.

- [Jack] Your mum used to live in Redditch? - [both] Yeah.

- [bleep] - It's just a tiny town, yeah.

- Blink and you've gone through. - Yeah.

[Jack] Um, okay, so in the field of paranormal investigating,

we have a phenomenon called EVP, which stands for Electronic Voice Phenomenon.

And they break them down into classifications based on their audibility.

So, an EVP is when you pick up a noise on your recording device

that you didn't hear in the room but somehow the recording device has--

- [both] picked it up. - [Jack] So a class D is usually

thrown away or considered background noise,

a class C are also very common but you don't understand what the ghost is saying.

[Jack in a muffled voice] The recording may sound like a whisper or a murmur.

- [lullaby plays faintly] - You have to use high-powered audio filters

and amplifiers to get something understandable from that audio.

- A class B, the investigator may not hear it in real time. - [dog snores]

- [lullaby plays] - It's heard during the audio playback.

In most cases, you can make out the words after listening to the data.

- A class A is a type of recording that is very clear-- - You're putting him to sleep.

I know, but I'm just educating you guys.

- I'm listening, I'm listening. - I'm falling the [bleep] asleep!

Okay, a class A is one you can hear in the room and on the recording, all right.

Jeez! I think my kids have got better patience than you two.

[Jack] This took place in Redditch in 2020. These people set up a security camera

to watch their dogs while they were at work.

And there was a notification that the camera had picked up something,

so they checked it out

and they heard something that horrified them.

[muffled voice]

- What am I looking at? - Listen.

[muffled voice]

Looks like somebody having a [bleep].

[muffled voices]

- It's like a kid's voice. - Could be but not...

What... What do you think could be making that noise in someone's house

-when they're out of town? It doesn't sound-- -It could be a lodger.

A lodger?

[Jack] Okay, now check this out.

When we got this footage, we reviewed it

and we noticed something that even the homeowners didn't recognize.

Just before you hear the voices, you see this.

It's not a bug or it would have flown through the field of view of the lens.

It flashes in and flashes out.

Then seconds later, you hear the voices.

[muffled voices]

- [muffled voice] - [Jack] What do we think?

- [Ozzy] It could be somebody in the house. - [Sharon] Yeah.

- [Jack] Okay. - Put it on again.

[muffled voices]

- [muffled voice] - It sounds, if it was a baby,

it's like a newborn just gurgling.

- [Jack] Yeah. - It's gurgling, but it's...

- I don't know. - I don't think so, Jack, I'm not convinced with this one.

- Okay, all right. - Definitely not.

- One. - Just like everything else in my life.

- What was yours, then, on the Woogie? - Be gone!

- Be gone. - You haven't even said what you thought.

- I give it... on the Woogie Boogie, I would give this-- - [Ozzy] Four.

A four, yeah.

- A four? - Yeah, what would you give it?

[both] One!

That's okay, we're all entitled to our opinions.

- From where we started off, this is declining rapidly. - [Jack sighs]

- You gotta get some good stuff. - All right.

- [bleep] - Started off with tens.

You're now down to ones.

Third place, Dancing with the Stars.

- My wife-- - Yes, third place, Dancing with the Stars, yes!

- Yes! Yes! Yes! - Ballerina, could have been Prima ballerina!

I've never seen anything like that before--

- [Sharon] I don't know what that is. - Could it be

- a double exposed ball of lightning? - Yep!

Now you've starting to make sense!

All right, you at home! If you have any pictures or video evidence of something

you believe to be unequivocally paranormal

please post it on social media and use #OsbournesBelieve so we can find it.

All righty, this one is [bleep] weird.

Now, this comes to us out of Fort Smith, Arkansas, August 16th, 2020.

I have an interesting question to ask you guys.

Why in America do they say "Arkansaw" but they pronounce Kansas "Kansas"?

Why is it not Arkansas?

Why is Arkansas "Arkansaw" and not "Arkansas"?

- Just food for thought. Food for thought. - [Ozzy mutters]

- It's "Arkansas," isn't it? - Yeah, it is "Arkansas."

But we say "Arkansaw". Why do we not call Kansas "Kansaw"?

I'm gonna start calling Kansas "Kansaw" and Arkansas "Arkansas".

- That's my new... That's 2021. - Let's go.

- Making it a thing. - Shut up!

- I'm delaying this now just to annoy you. - [Sharon] Shut up!

All right, street light apparition, August 16th,

- 2020. - Let's just [bleep] go on.

Just put it on.

[Jack] Sorry.

Just dragging this out 'cause I like spending time with you guys.

[Jack] So the lady who shot this noticed something weird

in the street lamp right there.

And what happens next is gonna absolutely blow your mind.

What the [bleep] is that?

[Jack] No [bleep] idea.

Now watch. It doesn't end there.

[Jack hums]

[bleep] is that?

I am absolutely baffled. That was [bleep].

[Jack] Look at it, it's just like a light liquid thing...

[mumbles] It looks like some... a living thing...

- [Sharon] But it's-- - It's like a shadow of sorts.

- It's walking now, look. - Yeah, and you see, look, it's gone between the poles.

'Cause look where it goes behind that pole.

I don't know what that could be, looks very...

- It's not an anomaly on the lens because-- - At first you think

- it's something fluid and then it's not. - Double exposure!

- Double exposure! - Wait, here's the thing,

could it be a double exposed ball of lightning?

- [both] Now you're talking! - [Sharon] Yep!

- Now you're starting to make sense to us! - [Jack laughs]

- We've got it! - Yep!

By gosh, we did it!

- By golly! - Um, yeah, no idea what the [bleep] that is.

- Don't even know where to begin. - [Ozzy] I can't...

I can't tell you, "Oh, that's similar to..."

I've never seen anything like that before.

[Sharon] I don't know what that is.

- It looks like it's climbing in the air. - [Jack] But, then...

- But this is how-- - If it was climbing down the lamppost...

It just kind of... It looks like liquid dropping out of the sky.

- Do you know what it is? - [Jack] What?

Aliens.

I'm not agreeing with you, but I'm agreeing with you.

- Aliens, that's where they live, in lamps. - [laughs] Yes.

- That is ten out of ten for me, I'm baffled with it. - Well, I'm baffled

by why she would want to be taking a picture of a lamppost.

- She's obviously a prick. - Yeah, she's a... What did you say?

- What'd you say she was? - [Sharon] A prick.

- A prick, yeah. - Next one.

Well, that's it, that's all she wrote for this episode

- of The Osbournes Want to Believe, yes. - That's it?

That last one... made me begin to believe.

But the thing is, believe in what? 'Cause we don't know what the [bleep] that is.

- I believe it's something odd. - Okay. Paranormal.

- Paranormal. - Would you believe in that

- more than the walking tree? - That is really interesting, I must confess.

- I can't get over it. - The walking tree, Jack?

- [indistinct chatter] - [Jack] I'm gonna buy you a walking tree for Christmas.

- Woogie Boogie, what? - What, this one on the Woogie Boogie? Easily a nine.

- What's you? - Yeah, I'd say an eight.

-Ten -[cheering sound]

I'm very pleased. I feel like that my job is...

- is just getting that much closer to being done. - [Sharon] Easier.

But here's why I have to be really careful, because if after these, like, next

five episodes or whatever, you're, like, "Oh, I believe in it all,"

we're gonna have no show left 'cause you guys believe!

- How many did we just look at? Ten? - Um, what 11 clips?

Hell to the no.

- [Jack laughs] - ♪ Hell to the no-no ♪

- Hell to the no? What did we think? - Anyway, folks.

- He's a classic. - Stay tuned for next week's adventure of...

-[thunder rumbles] -[distorted voice] Want To Believe.

It's a double exposure.

- [Sharon] Yeah. - It's a [bleep] model.

- [Sharon] Oh, hell no. - [Jack] Hell to the no.

- All aboard the Osbourne's crazy train! - [eerie laughter]

[Jack] Have you guys ever seen the Northern Lights?

[Ozzy] It might be a piece of space junk.

See you next week!