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- Things are getting very comfortable around here.

I'm really just moving right in. You are. Look,

- We got, so we are, hi guys. No, we don't have to.

- Do you want me to - Hi.

- Sure. And then feel free to introduce yourself.

- Hi, - I'm Jack.

- Thanks for being on the show. Ozzy. I'm Pickles.

I'm Pickles.

These are probably all starting. How, what's your name?

- I'm Kelly. - This is Kelly, Sharon, Jack,

- Ozzy, and Amy.

- Yes. And Elvis. Elvis. And Pickles. And pickles.

Make yourself comfort. Elvis.

- We should called animals. Just about the animals. I know.

- Well this is fitting that the dogs are here

because this episode has a lot of dog montages.

It does feel like with the Kelly and Jack going crazy

and more and more dog stuff that they were just like,

what can we fill this time with

while you know you're healing and getting better

and it's, if you guys aren't going crazy,

then the dogs are, the dogs are,

- Let's go Neighbors at the back there about what?

Apparently the dogs have been barking it like 12,

one in the morning or something.

He's not gonna do anything

about it, but he just wants to let us.

But there fucking dogs. Oh, look at who he's talking.

My fucking dog's barking.

What do you expect the dog to do Me out.

- The funny thing is, the neighbor here complains

about the dogs barking.

- Is it the same neighbor from the ham?

- No. All the time. Is it? No, - No, no. A different one.

- Yeah, that was the neighbor behind,

I guess was complaining.

- Oh, but you're saying Ozzy,

their dogs barked all the time too.

- Oh, I can't remember.

- Yeah, in this clip you say there's our barking too.

What are they supposed to do? Meow.

Oh, fucking well, sorry that clip was so short.

- Yeah. Way to go. We fucking - Blown it. Oh yeah.

- That was like a little cold open.

- Okay, - What's this episode called? Meow Means?

No.

- Oh Lord. - Dildo.

- Oh, chicken. What's wrong?

Look at chicken. Isn't she gorgeous?

It's just ridiculous how gorgeous she is.

- How you're holding her like a little baby. Why?

She's a dog,

- But I love her like a baby.

You'll know love one day when you find a chicken.

Yeah.

- Another one of

the the the work the game.

The, the, the, the, the the.

- He's a nice one.

What fuck is that chicken?

- It smells a dog shit everywhere to fucking man.

- Oh, there - She is. I just check shit.

Oh,

can you imagine if I went

and took a dump in the hallway and someone stepped in?

It's disgusting. Fuck. So stupid motherfucking dog.

Fucking hate them.

- You should be the one to bring your own great thing.

- Re wash the arm pits on the shirt.

'cause it still isn't over with Ke. Yeah.

- So bad. Good luck to say them.

- What? It's good luck to try to do shit

- The whole fucking day.

- What was on your lip the whole day?

- Bo. - Bo Why did you,

- I think you're sharing maybe like a thrift shirt

or something of Sarah's

and then she's like, we need to wash the pits again.

- She never used to wash. Most not you.

What you girl. I know. Not me. Sarah. Sarah always smell.

- She was a little grungy.

- There's a lot of Sarah in this episode.

Yeah, she, we can lay off

- Of her if we need to.

I mean, I don't, we don't know each other anymore. Yeah,

- I guess that's said She's one of the people in this show

that we've lost complete contact with afterwards.

- That's wild. Yeah.

My question is, why are you walking

around barefoot when there's always shit on the ground?

- Because you would think being at home you can be free.

- No. And - When no shoes. But not in this house.

- I picked up shit in this house today.

- Did you see - Shit here? I picked it up. Where was it?

Why do you act? Was it, where was it? Where was that?

There's never shit in this house.

Picture of it on Instagram. Where was it?

Did you I'll tag you. Yeah. That's really fucking funny.

Follow your nose for the fans. Where was it?

Right in the right in the

- Entryway. Mom, why is that

- Shocking? You know my wife,

- Because they don't often shit in the house. You

- Crazy. Mom.

- Who do you think it was? Okay,

- Hold on.

It was Elvis. Explain the reason why you don't see them

shitting in the house is

because there's someone here all day long picking it up.

And when you, when you do wake up, it's like 10 or 11

and people have been picking up shit

for about three hours up to that point.

- Jack's right? - You just don't see it.

- I think you are both very rude.

- She likes candles.

- Mum just likes the dogs to shit here.

So she has excuses to have candles. It's a great excuse.

- Where was she? So it was, wait was chicken Melinda's dog?

No, chicken was my dog. And then Melinda took chicken

- Because chicken was a - Arick.

That was her favorite. Chicken was not a

- Prick.

No chicken was. That's why Mel get rid of him.

- No, that's not why. - Yeah,

because he was too territorial or she was whatever it was.

- No, it's because Millennium

- Got pregnant. Well did chicken at the end of

- Day - Day when she got rid

- Of chicken - And he was a biter.

Did wanted, did chicken. At the end of the day he

- Got blind in one eye. Somebody threw

- A tennis ball outta pool. Pool his

- Eyeball up pool.

- No chicken. Didn't drown in the pool, did he?

- No. No, no. Chicken went to a different family.

Fred's a Beda I think took a, there's cat.

- Oh, she got electrocuted. What? What?

- She's making stuff up now.

- You liar. The dog hung herself.

The dog wrote her hair in that addiction.

Total hair when she was in Sax Fifth Avenue

with the Russian.

And you know, it's like

- She went to wool.

She did. She actually signed up

for the Ukrainian Foreign Legion Is And

and Chicken is now fighting in the front lines.

Currently. Currently currently slaying Ruki.

She's dragon back, move to whatever.

- I will say in between shooting. 'cause Melinda is here.

I asked her if she wanted to join

'cause she's in this episode a lot.

And she said absolutely. Fucking never.

How dare she say that? I know.

- Rude Wy Wally will, what does she think this is?

- Well, she said she didn't wanna look at herself,

but she looks exactly the same.

Same age is an age to second. No,

- She does look exactly the same. It's not,

- There's a cat in here

that I feel like we don't see very much.

- The Ginger one, trying

to remember her name. Afraid to catch

- The clothes.

- Coyotes. You did not Ozzy. We did. No you don't.

- Were - You were like, the people

- Will - Believe us.

- It was like the golden corral for coyotes. Our house.

You know, you could, it was all you could eat Buffet.

- You're deep in band practice. Oh wow.

Sarah's in your band.

And we get a returning visitor

that everyone's very excited about.

- Ooh. - Who is fish

- Chill if you stay at the house?

Yeah, we you should definitely come by.

- It's - Gonna take some good

convincing, but we'll walk on it.

All right. I'll be here later, bro.

- Letter, bro. - Ugh. That was Dill old buddy.

O Pounds coming to say again. Woo.

- Shelby Grand. We shake it on. Killer.

I sacrificed my showering.

At least let me wash my face and brush my teeth.

What? That's disgusting.

I used to put my makeup on. Sarah.

We're going to band rehearsal. I kill the fuck home.

Let's go's try and make this as quick as possible

so I can go back to bed.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

- I've known Kelly for about four years.

I met her at the mall.

She asked me to play drums in her band.

It wasn't like a will you do it?

It was like, Sarah, you have to come on Tour Earth with me.

I said, all right, I'll do personal andn.

She goes, no, you're gonna play drums in my band.

So I guess I'm set

stands

that So you excited something?

I would always tap on tables and benches and wherever I was.

I have like complete like sense

of rhythm came like naturally.

I never took lessons.

- Yes. Bobby? - There's

- Bobby.

- Oh, Bobby Somon. - Bobby's in this episode quite

- Bit as well. Bobby.

- We love Bobby. It seems like a real

- Tv Dear Bobby was, Bobby was the best,

- The best, best, best. He

- Was fucking - Great.

Kelly, how do you feel when you see yourself rehearsing? I

- At least she got got off her ass and did it.

- No, I, no, I'm, I'm not being that,

I'm not saying that in like a dickish way.

I'm just saying like, you would do music for a long time.

When you see that, do you miss it?

- I do miss it. I regret stopping Well's.

- Start again. - I'm too old now, dad. No, you're not.

- Could be a lounge singer. - Shut up. Jack.

- Blondie of age. She was all right. Yeah.

She was in her forties right when she made it.

- That's thirties. Thirties.

- Kelly's still there. Thirties.

- I'm in my thirties for a matter of days.

- Yes. So you've still got time to drop

that SoundCloud track.

- What Better time.

I feel like at this point too,

you've almost like changed the way that you sing.

Like you are starting to adopt

that like early two thousands.

Like almost ex almost screamo.

Like do, do you know what I mean?

Like, the way that you sing that song changes. I, I

- Didn't notice that.

Lisa, thank you. You've been practicing, haven't you?

Thank you Amy. Cute.

- Kelly's like, Kelly's getting sweaty.

- What do you think about Sarah's drumming?

- I actually thought she was a worst drummer

initially, but I'm like, what?

Oh, actually she is playing the song. Like

- Yeah, you're very much on her side at the time. You think

- She's a great drummer, wasn't she?

- She, you could say she were amateur, but fuck Yeah,

- We was just kids doing what kids do.

- Jamming - Out.

- Why are you girls stopped by her brushing her

tongue? Her tongue ring?

- Because I felt like that,

- You know, like people's germs around you a lot.

- No. - Is the mall story true?

- I don't remember it completely like

- That. How do you remember it?

- I remember her wanting to do it too.

- Yeah. And but you did meet and become friends in a mall.

- Yeah. - Century City.

- Yeah. - Nice

- Century City Mall. Love. Were

- You, were - You outta Spencer's

- Dark topic?

- I, I don't remember how it went down, but

- KB Toys, - I think Sarah really doesn't like

me. And she was

- Odd and rude and just

- Very cold as if it was my fault

that her life didn't go the way she wanted it to go.

Like somehow that the show,

her being associated with the show

- Ruined her credibility - Or some shit like that.

And Oh, as a drummer, I, or as a person or, I don't know.

It's, it's something in that vein like,

and I just remember her almost

punishing me when she saw me.

- Had you seen her play drums

before you asked her to be in the band?

- Not really, no. - You just got along?

- Yeah. So you're like, - Okay.

- And she said she could play drums.

- You were on the phone with Dill

and you actively invited him back

- To - Yeah.

- The house. Yeah, - Absolutely.

- What had happened? Did he have another breakup?

- No, he was, I think he was just in town

and I think it was, didn't

- He - Go back to

- New York or?

- He did go back to New York and he came back to LA

and it, I, I think this was,

as I'm remembering it, he was all right.

Deal was, he was, he was a good dude. Do you,

- Jack, do you remember what's coming up though?

- Fight? - Yes. Well fight with who?

Jack's wrestling match with Dill.

- It's the start of my juujitsu career.

- It's in this, - Yes.

- It's, - It's

- Very, very homoerotic. I actually

- Think that the, one of the reasons why I invited Di was

that I'd mentioned it

and what the producers were like, Hey,

how do you feel about inviting Dill back to the

- House?

Oh, so he had been a big hit.

- Yeah. Because you was like the season one.

Like, everyone's like, oh, dill.

It was like a, so I think they looked at it like,

season two, let's have di come back.

- Yeah. He's like, he is like wild.

But he also seems to have a calming energy.

- He is, he does - Does from the show. Di

- He what Di was within DI's World has always been famous.

- He is a Skyr, isn't he? - Yeah. Yeah,

- Yeah.

- A good skater. - Yeah.

- Come on Di. Let's see. Come on. Di, let's see.

Di more the dogs.

- Aw, my

- Mont, I had that many cats camps.

I'm kind of, I'm like, I'm, I'm worried

for Sarah for this thing.

But with Kelly. And I dunno if Sarah's just like eager

to get, you know, playing music or what. I mean

- She could at least continue with school

until there is such time where then she doesn't need

to quit school now.

I think it's just the first thing that's come along

that she could quit for.

Look at your eyebrows, Jack.

They look like you've had them wax.

- Yeah, she brushed into it too quickly.

And she's not really thinking about

how the way Kelly really is.

- Would you think Sarah's like good enough to,

- Sarah's an amazing drummer.

- Really? I like that. What? She just needs to practice.

- Drummers are weird people.

Anyone that wants to sit behind the drunk kit

and beat beat fucking skin for a living.

It's this weird kind of a person who takes,

takes it takes a special kind of a person.

That was the wrong color. I change it.

It's too fucking pink. Ozzy. I was born using color pink.

- You need to stop smoking girlfriend. I can't.

It sounds so different when it's not rehearsed.

Like I couldn't keep the time. I had no idea where I was.

You guys, you know that bit after what am I

- Playing it all right?

- Oh yeah. It just needs to be a little quicker.

And I couldn't keep my timing on the song.

It's not the drums though. It was the guitar.

She's, I'm lying. It's

- Not - The drums. Huh?

- I'm lying. Yeah, I'm lying. - Oh wait. Foster note.

- I'm lying. - So what are you lying about?

- It was her. It was her. It's clear that you're lying

and I didn't, I'm

- Like terrible.

- It's sad to see Bobby. Good.

- Yeah. But you, when she went, you got a great drum.

- Oh my god. A fabulous person.

She, to this day, one of my closest friends

and she was for the WWE is a ring announcer

and is one of the coolest.

Oh, that's crazy. Yeah.

- She's one of the coolest people ever. She does

really, really well.

And a Alicia. Beautiful Alicia. Yeah. Yeah.

She's a beautiful girl. Fantastic person.

- So it worked out. - Yeah,

- But it's clear you're having a hard time

telling her the truth. Oh

- My God.

- I'm like, you didn't wanna hurt her feelings.

- No I didn't. - Yeah.

- At all. - But she could have had some more self-awareness

around it as well, you know.

- Oh, but she thought her shit didn't stink.

- Yeah. - Unfortunately.

- You still think drummers are weird people. Oie

- Most - Of them.

- I always think that drummers and bass players are weird.

I just do. Yeah.

- The nerdiest of musicians. No. No. That's

- My dated so many drummers and bass players.

Have you not? No, it's

- Great.

I, I, I mean this is

- Horrifying.

Lets unpack this. Amy, who are your

favorite drummers of all time?

Ozzy. Just of anyone

- Who?

The best guy I worked with.

- He's an old friend. Who were your favorite

drummers of all time? From any band

- Be Ward in, in the prime of his time. John Bonham.

- Mm. - Cozy pal.

- All weird. - Yeah. One's dead.

Well, two's dead. Two dead.

- Yes. - One's did.

I cozy pal said not driving a car faster than he could

fucking got killed himself in a car.

Mm. John Brown liked to drink alcohol.

He never woke up one morning.

- Did you ever try to give Kelly advice about her band?

- No. - You couldn't?

- No, because she's gotta find her own way.

I have to find my own way.

- Yeah. - I mean she asked me, which, what? Mike? Oh.

To be honest, I couldn't say that.

What Mike, maybe it, you know,

you gotta find your own way.

- Did you ever ask her? - 'cause her dream, her dream

for her music is different to mine

and only, I can only give her my advice, but I would do it.

Mike, she, which she is a different thing, you know?

- Yeah. You wouldn't have said,

Hey dad, check out this dropper.

- What do you think? If I was a singer, she

did fucking well.

- 'cause he'd beat you. Brutal.

- Brutally honest. We, we'd already changes together.

It was fucking great.

My first number one in England, that was

- Ozzy.

Where is, does all of your art live somewhere currently?

- Where is it? - It's all in England.

- It looks like I'm gonna go back.

- No, I suppose I better put it on a boat

and send it all back.

- Yep. - Let's get a show up. Let's have a show.

- Show. I don - Wanna see it all.

But it is funny, Jack,

that you're like immediately on Sarah's side.

Well, 'cause she was like, she's a great drummer,

but she's gotta deal with Kelly.

- She was really like, Sarah would jump from being like,

- You caught that. I did catch

- That.

Her and I being good friends.

And then she would go to Kelly and they'd be good.

We, she was kind of like, she would flip flop between us.

- Right. - And I think at

that time period I'd been hanging out

with Sarah maybe a little bit.

And then she started diving into music with Kelly and,

and I don't know, maybe I was a little butt hurt.

- You're like, she just doesn't know what

Kelly's really like.

- She did know what Kelly was really like

- DI's back kind of flamboyant.

- Fuck off. Dad DI's coming to stay again. Fuck off.

- Oh, he is not. - He's coming to stay for like four days.

Oh no. Yeah. DI's

- Coming home.

Oh, he is not

- Bobby.

And you fucked up again. Yeah. Fucked up.

- Yeah. - Good.

- Bobby, you need a break? Yeah, just a little one. Okay.

Sorry. I'm like screening myself to the fucking Maximus.

This area

rock. That's when broke his finger.

- Oh my God.

- Fucking idiot. Yeah.

- He's a good skater, isn't he?

- She's fucking nuts. - Oh, she has ankle to snaps.

- Oh, oh, oh shit. Hello Bobby. Aw.

Now what if Sarah,

- Is she right to stand of them?

I mean she didn't even have sticks.

There was like fills missing. I mean it was very basic.

Very basic. It

- Was the energizer monkey. It

- Was the energizer bunny.

Energizer Bunny would've her a run for her. Bunny.

She went, Kelly goes, I was finding it hard to sing

because I was like all messing my time and stuff.

And then Kelly kinda caught what she said

and she looked at there and she went, but it wasn't the

drums.

- Aw. You just keep telling her.

It's definitely not the drums that are the problem.

- But it's the drums. - I was lying. It's the drums.

- I'm not saying it's the drums, but it's the drums.

- Well, Bobby seems like he's willing to do the dirty work

for you guys and talk to her.

- That was the thing with Bobby,

he was always willing to do the dirty work.

- Aww, that's nice. Sharon.

How do you look so fresh

and fucking beautiful in the middle of chemo all the time.

She does a gorgeous, I thought that

- Too.

She's gorgeous. Trying consider going

through. I've been like, I mean

- Flawless.

I know. And just always smiling. And

- She looked to be stoned.

Probably was.

- Yeah. - Always.

Don't they give you like stuff for the pain when you're

getting chemo or anything?

- Not while you're getting it. No.

- Oh, - Well

- Even a bit of Charlie Juice.

No,

- Just a little.

Again, it's from time to time I think

- Fucking, but - You're having it.

I would be like, I have cancer.

Give me whatever the fuck I want.

- Fucking on me. - Literally.

- Can you do you seem like when you I

- Just want everyone leave me alone.

- Yourself. Do you seem frustrated?

- I I got terminal cancer.

I probably keep me under the fucking influence that gear.

- Same. Can you tell

that you're frustrated at the time? Just rewatching it.

- I can tell that if - You know something's wrong,

- I can, I, I know what's about to happen,

but I'm trying to not be a disloyal friend. Yeah.

- What now? Then that she's gonna

- Get fired.

- Oh then Yeah.

I think it was a, I remember conversations

and everyone was like trying to,

will it like, come on Sarah.

Like everyone was in her corner. Yeah. Like they wanted her

- Just pick it up a little

- Bit to, but she bit off more than she could chew.

- And it wasn't just that it was also her.

She believed in her technical ability a

lot more than she had.

- And yeah. But that was always her problem.

She thought that she was the best at whatever she did.

And yet she's taking a lot

- Of breaks, - A lot of cigarette breaks

and Kelly's like, you should probably

quit smoking. I can't.

- Yeah. And you're like, you need another break.

And she's like, just a little one.

- It's not me - Taking the break.

I think you're very diplomatic. I know.

All things considered You couldn't d it out on her.

- Were the other guys complaining about

- Yes, - Everybody did.

- Oh yeah. Who are the other, who are the guys in your band?

- Oh, Matt Dozo was my guitar player.

I can't remember who was on base.

- Do you think you were showing Ozzy DI's videos

to get him warmed up to the idea?

- No. I can remember I,

I think I was showing him DI's videos to be like, no,

he's actually like a very

- Really good, - Good pro skater.

Like he's not just like the guy on the couch.

- He's a respected man. He does do something.

- Yeah. He's like, yeah, exactly.

- In some circles - He is a sponsored skater.

- Di you on the way you are. Alright.

- The dog's satanic fucking awesome.

But why are the dogs barking?

I live in a fucking Beverly Hills.

So many Hey you's living in Beverly Hills dog pound.

I live in a fucking mental house. It's fucking crazy.

That fucking ducktail.

I just dress up as a in the tar

and I couldn't start swinging

through the fucking hours of your nose.

- Dylan Head. Yeah.

- Jason di isn't here again.

- What's not in his head? You got lice?

No, it's, it happens to me when my hair gets long.

It's like, I don't know.

- Has he called lice?

No, he's staying here for a couple days.

- He's not very becoming when you see a big

ass fucking head mother.

Who's that? Dad, stop.

- It's not nice. - Oh shit. Outta your friends.

I got no pin

- DI's in the ghetto cab.

The ghetto cab.

- Good to see you. How are you Dim? Good.

The cab there was awesome. Who was he?

- He was all right. Deal was - The cab driver was awesome.

- That cab driver was awesome.

- It's been a while. Yeah. What, what's the deal, Jack?

How, why don't you roll in the back?

Alright, so I'll be in LA area for,

for staying here for a couple days.

About 14 days. So you've been doing traveling skating.

Same bullshit. It's been great. It's been awesome. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

- Welcome back

to that Same old.

- It's good to see you and you

just pissing in the front of the house.

That's really funny. It's been fucking awesome.

Welcome back. Welcome back.

My, my toothbrush. I think it's totally done.

I don't think think I have it. We'll find it.

Oh, the dog at his tooth.

Do you have a toothbrush for me? I hate sucking dog.

- I feel like he definitely still used it after he moved the

- You. No, he did.

- I think there was a chance he used that toothbrush.

- I've never seen that before. - No, me neither.

- That was funny. Yeah, he seems bad.

- Jay's really very sweet and fun.

- It's funny, it's like the,

the later on these episodes are going, like I,

I'd seen the first season in its entirety

and like these ones I'm like,

I've never seen any of this stuff.

- It's just a black call. - Yeah. Yeah.

I don't even think I watched it back then. I

- Don't never did.

We never used to say, oh, we're on. Never.

Except for the first one. I never seen one. The first one

- Always knew to me, I never saw one episode.

- Alright. Watching it now and 'cause you'd never seen it.

Are you seeing why people found it entertaining or not?

- No. It's sad.

Especially Bowie Bow and I, were really close with it.

- Yeah. - And some of it's very sad.

Some of it's a bit, a bit of a surprise

and but on know it is weird.

It it's, it is weird.

- It's a weird feeling I get when I watch out. Yeah.

- Everybody's - Movies. Yeah.

- So, so many of them people are not here. I know.

- Yeah. And so, yeah.

And so much time has passed and so much has

- Changed.

Watched 76 in December.

I, I dunno why I'm fucking still there

because I didn't do any less than anybody else.

- Well, we're happy for it. Me too. Yeah, we

- Are.

I mean, but look at the drawer as well.

- Yeah. But so much of it is also fucking hilarious.

And do you feel like, oh, we were having a lot

of fun at this time?

- I, I, I think I, I always put it down to the editing

because people would come to the house

and say, does he always like this in this house?

Oh it was, it was the way we were,

we was, that was the way we were.

We were, we were like, they filmed us now we

would be the way we are.

- Yeah. - Now

- It's the same.

That's one thing that we haven't

changed that much, you know. But the thing

- Is, the world, we've always had dogs, lots of them.

- But the world that we were in, you think about Rod's, kids

and Nick, we've always had a freak.

- Sharon and I have always had a free spirit

with the kids. We never

- Brits on.

- Sometimes I think yeah,

the Adlers should had boundaries more.

- Sure. But I was just saying you look the Adler sons

and Britt's kids, it's the way

that it is when you've got parents that are hardly there

or when you see them, you are working.

And it's just, it's something that is just,

- We, we we never had the any boundaries or

- No, we didn't.

- We didn't, we didn't say like, you've gotta be home

with fuck your father because you, you're grounded.

- Well we did, but it was no bloody good. No, we

- Give in to - Them.

Yeah. Just used to giving in every time.

- But it's like, listen as I, I'm seen

as like my kids are getting older.

It is hard to,

because they're, they're constantly changing

from my kids anyway. And you and it, it's

- Fucking hard work.

- It is. Like you, you've gotta like I find myself the age

that like pearls going into now it's like I

don't know what the fuck

- To do. But another thing we

- With the little ones, it's like great.

Yeah. Like go to bed at nine, get up at six 30 for school.

Like it's simple.

- But you know when they asked but when

- They get older, - A question we never said.

Oh not no.

We'd give 'em an on you answer if they's the way,

what do you do?

You used to do that. We just tell 'em the truth.

You never kept anything from them.

- Let's get back to Sarah. - Oh great transition.

- I think it was perfect. - Oh man. Gotta hit him. What?

Gotta hit him so I can't play. Who was that?

Her bass play. So I

- Don't know how to play drums. Okay.

- The video shoot apparently is definite

for a week on Friday.

Sarah, did you get all of that? Kill me. This is nothing.

Wait until we're doing like fucking four or five in a row.

- I can play the songs and stuff, but it's just like,

- You need to start working out girl.

Is that yours? You're gonna have the bands gonna have four

weeks shape up, girly.

Chaz, Sarah just doesn't have the confidence.

I think it was a mistake in the beginning to bring a friend

that, you know, sounded like a great idea at the time.

File it under great ideas at the time.

Any one of these girls is like a huge improvement.

These two are the best.

- She's cute. - She was a good drummer.

And if we're looking for somebody that's totally, it's

- Alicia too.

Oh, how cute is she? She's cute.

She's beautiful. Did she smoke?

- No. Sweet little thing.

And she looks, look at her.

She doesn't grimace when she plays.

Sarah's nice is

- She?

Sarah reminds me of Popeye

behind the drum. Popeye

- Is she?

She's mom. I can't say it's her.

She's the only one who I'm really friends with in the band.

It really sucks.

- Tell her you needed to get another drummer

with more experience. Listen Kenny

- Kelly, I'm - Gonna do it.

Alright Alicia, thanks very much. And you did really good.

You did really good. They like you.

I love, okay, so we'll see you then.

Bobby was the best. All right, bye-bye.

- What's up Sarah?

- Can I talk to your mom for like a minute? Can

- I just fuck you

still stop.

Bubbie's still there.

- Oh, so did you deliver the news to Sarah?

I can't remember that. Made you do it. I can't

- Remember.

Well this is the, this was the manager.

So technically if you're f hiring a member of the band,

you gotta have the manager do it.

- Well and you had already basically hired another drummer.

- No, it's always, always, as Bobby said, an awkward thing

to have friends in a band.

- Yeah, I know. - Yeah. It's the worst thing you can do.

- Especially if you get them in the band

before you even know really how they can play.

- Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. It's so awkward

and so in it's just,

it takes it from business and your friendship.

Yeah. And when you mix it together it always gets ugly.

- So you were auditioning other drummers in secret.

Did they know what they were auditioning for?

- I guess because they had to learn the song.

- Yeah. It seems like it worked out for the best. It did.

- Still friends to this day.

- And Sarah, as we will see also gets

something she wanted.

I should do it differently.

- Hey, I'm Evan Director. I'm Sarah. Hey, nice to meet you.

Hey, I'm Sarah. Do the slate. Have her do the slate.

She's got a slate. What?

You're gonna do this in front of camera

and then just sit down and read something.

Role play.

- Yes. - You say Ash should do it differently.

I'm out of fucking debt from the family for playing drums.

10 fucking grand Dad.

- What? That video.

That's all rips by the way.

- Thank you. I still love it. Thank you much.

It's a great song

- And I loved it. It's so good hair.

- I liked my hair that I got it

- From.

Oh, that little black box I got so del soon.

That's what I was about. Say a Del Soon coffee table book

that my mom gave me and I got the haircut from inside that.

- It's so cute. I love that.

Also, you gave Sarah another job, right?

Who was the guy that says the director, the director

of the video, do the slate

and then sit back down and read something.

Read something.

- What a dick. - Poor poor Sarah.

Well she's gotten her money

and she seems like everything's fine.

Love Bobby's dance in that.

- I - Miss Bobby

- So much.

So funny. Obviously. Did you see Bobby dancing So damn cute.

- He was always dancing. Oh.

So I guess backstory on, I mean we talk about Bobby a lot.

- Yeah. - He How did he, how did he come into the fold?

He was a roadie.

- Yeah, but how he was here for a long shot.

- God for years. Daddy from the eighties he was with us.

- First year - He

- Started as a roadie.

Yeah.

- Yeah. - Well I'm glad for Bobby's silly dancing moment

because this is gonna take a dark turn with the animals.

- Oh boy. - Oh no,

- NVIS.

Look, look it up. She's going. Those dogs like

- To skate.

Oh shit. Kick flip

- Look.

- Grinds. My god, she's so great.

Look, he's humping with a dog.

- Seating dudes love chick. No,

- Go, go, go, go off the go there.

These dogs man that we'll never know about. We won't.

They just, at night they do things

that we just have no idea about.

They live a cleaner, healthier wife.

- Oh, there's my,

- She's wear watch Lung Eden brother of things.

I don't think so.

- I don't like this part. Wait, is he,

oh this is when he fucks the cat.

Try. He would fuck anything.

Just it's sit. Do

- Some pussy.

Pussy. Miss

was wrong with that fucking dog.

That dog was nuts. The cat

- Doesn't mind.

Alright. You know what that is? That's

- Bad rag dog.

Dude. Did you hear what fucking Arthur did? The Gus Arthur.

But raped Gus like fully, not just like pokes and prodded.

Look at Steven like penetrated Gus. No.

No way. Yes. And then

- He was crying.

Crying. Poor. He was raped. Look at him.

Look, you can tell he's been sexually

- Be was raped.

- But Gloria called up the vet

and the vet said it couldn't happen. It's

- Been rain - Now.

How come a dog can't stick?

Its dick up A cat's bum. Well that's

- Why he - Was crying and that's why he shit everywhere.

- And dogs' Wangs don't get too too hard. I don't think

- What happened to Guss - Arthur pinned Guss

and fuck him in the ass.

- Oh man. How many cats did we over there?

- We had four. No, we had more than four

because we had that little black one.

We had the sphinx, we had the brown one and we had Gus.

We had Gus.

- What Coyotes ate them all

- The little tiny black one. One.

- That's a first. - Wouldn't have rag

- The black one. And then stinky looking

- One a beer cat right by the dogs and by the coyote

- Eaten.

Eat by a coyote. What? What a life.

It's not all rosy being a cat. It's not

- All bouncing on a trampoline. Love the

- Dog. The dog

- Wanted some real pussy.

- That felt, that episode makes me, I feel uncomfortable.

I feel like I saw a crime.

- Like this is the third time I've seen it now.

But why didn't someone help the cat? Well we get, we did.

We had to get rid of the dog

'cause he was fucking everything.

- Yeah, - We had to. Poor Arthur.

- We gave the right piece to - A

- Young actress - Stylist who then became

- Actress.

Became an actress. Actress. An actress. Yeah. Lovely girl.

But whoever's filming this scene on the crew is

watching this cat.

- The cat. The cat was very - Cool with it.

- Listen, the job of the crew was just to observe.

They could not interfere.

It was like Star Trek. It's like the prime director.

- No, no, no. They can't interfere was hitting

There's a crime.

- Yes. I think it was. Yeah,

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She was lovely. She then came on the talk one time. Didn't.

Well I know she was this show that I was on too.

Didn't she was lovely. What? What did you say?

- It didn't write dill as well. It's possible.

- Well the hair, you know, it's confusing.

Looks like a poodle. Aw, I really got

- Beat Lola with the skateboard.

I mean it's, isn't it amazing

how they all love the skateboards? All bulldogs? You should

- See how he is with the skateboard.

- Yeah, we should. Oh,

you're gonna put Bugsy on the skateboard.

Yeah. Bulldogs love them.

- It's like a thing. If you look up bulldogs on

skateboards on YouTube, you'll see

- There's so many, - So many videos.

- So it just seems like sometimes you guys are wanting pet

to call you like inviting it

as if Ozzy's history isn't long enough with

- Them.

Oh, did you know what happened this weekend? What?

There was a girl singer, I don't even know her name.

And she was performing at a festival, an outside festival,

and she had a short skirt on, you have to look this up.

And a, there were bats flying and it was in the daytime

and one went on her leg and she's singing, had no idea.

It bit her twice on her leg

and it was stuck to her leg where it was biting her.

Oh no. She got rabies And the crowd is calling at her

telling her, pointing at her.

And she was so into the song she didn't realize.

And then when the song ended,

a crew came on and got rid of it.

And then she was in doing rabies injections.

That's why you have to bite the head off.

- That's right. That's right. That

didn't happen to this guy for safety.

You're a fucking real pro. You saw that shit coming.

You like these fucking amateur singers today getting all bit

and rabies Z from bullshit bats.

- You should see the the the fangs in it though. Yeah.

Is unbelievable. How does she not feel?

- Fangs gonna her life. But, but all I'm gonna say is this.

The outrage and the shock you are feeling is

what the back community felt when dad Oh.

Ate the head off of one. So I hope you can

understand, you know

- How the bat family feels.

- Yeah. How the bat community feels.

- I want you all to know that as a refresh.

I watched this episode on the plane again today.

How humiliating the animal rape number one. Yeah.

I'm like covering my screen so nobody could see.

I be like, what the fuck are you watching?

And then just teenagers wrestling with their asses

- Out.

Let's see, let's see this, let's see.

This is a great fight. Just a one

- Two - Punch.

Completely great in Kuwait.

If they can get KFC from American culture

and have a great job, it's awesome too.

But is not a goddamn thing you

or my lazy ass is gonna do about any of this.

It's completely fucked.

And it's, it's almost awesome in a way.

It's like the seeds or something, man.

It's fucked as

besides the talking picture box tells me, whoa man.

Like, it's like living in the fucking sixties.

It's just, wait, you were alive in the sixties.

- He's Mexican. It's just, it's just in relation.

Can you know how wealthy America would be if we conquer

Iraq, we will be one of the most powerful nations's dope.

Well, it's not because America take the power back.

You know? I guarantee you America's only gonna be

around for 50 more years.

No, Pete 50 or 15. 50 said it. I said it.

- Yeah, but Jack, so I said that 22 years ago

that you get from places

because like you are a completely ignorant human being.

He just calls you a fucking

- Maura.

- What are you doing early jujitsu?

- The music is hysterical. I know.

- Why are you smacking him on the ass?

Why are you taking his clothes off to humiliate him?

Oh no.

- Come on. See that You're so drunk.

Oh my God. You're wasted.

- The fuck. Got - Real. But dad, you have the heart

of a lion.

You don't give up. We like drunk fighting. Like playing.

Okay. That's a bit much.

It's like off the's, like off the cat. Yes.

You guys don't say anything to each other. No, I know Kelly.

It's so strange. Look how sweaty. Look how sweaty we are.

This, by the way, this was 45 minutes we were doing this.

Why? What, what is in it for you?

That's just what men do. Kelly.

I feel like I was handling di pretty well though.

- Look at that. But you did. Yeah.

Look at his back. Are you, you are taking a piss break.

- Yeah. Piss break. - You both are disgusting. Yes.

- Alright. Back story. We'd gone out after that.

We'd gone out and Dylan

and I in the club while we were drinking,

took a bunch of Ambien.

- Oh no. Yes.

- And what happened that, well,

that if you drinking on Ambien

and not going to sleep on a, well, if you don't go

to sleep on Ambien, you just start hallucinating

and you trip balls, you throw alcohol into the mix

and you're, you're not in

- Reality, you do stuff you don't remember.

- Yeah. And that's what happened.

- Like, but fuck your friend.

- Get but fucked in the garage by your skateboard friend.

And, you know, sucks. I was thinking,

- Where are I getting the fucking energy from?

- It went on. You saw how sweaty we were.

It went on for like 45 minutes.

- Were you ing the next morning?

- Oh yeah. I remember the next morning being like,

what the fuck happened?

- And then you both pee outside

- So much like, huh?

What? I think we took like two each.

- That's too much. - Yeah, it is.

- Jesus girl. - It's terrible. Terrible. How

- As I'm watching this Aussie, I'm going,

what the fuck did we do

- Here?

I mean, here let, let me, let me turn this

lemon into lemonade right now.

- Oh please do. I cannot feel better.

- Fast forward 20, fast forward 22 years.

I just got my stripe on my purple belt and jiujitsu.

So like it did turn into something good.

- You are strong.

I mean, you're kind of winning. Jack doesn't give up.

- I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm - Pretty

- Good - At, I was thinking, how is he fucking doing that?

- You were like fast asleep. Yeah. You were like this. Yeah,

- Like me into the camera and are like sleepwalk.

- Yeah. But your eyes were closed all the time

that you were fighting him.

I don't know how And no nothing said no

mo No, there's nothing. Words. Why

- Were you talking to each other?

Didn't say it. We, I remember we,

we walked in off the street

and like di started like shoving me and like pushing me

and I started pushing him back

and then it just like escalated.

- You, you my friend.

- Oh, we, we hadn't said anything off

to each other the whole night.

It was for fun. It was just,

- Did you know the next day that you'd done it?

- Someone reminded me from the crew

and then I was like, oh my god, I now I remember

and it all came back to me.

- Yeah. Well I like also

that there are girls hanging out earlier in the night.

This is how I assume things always devolve with young men.

If the girls go away, you know, it's like you're trying

to get laid, but if you can't

- Yeah.

- Wrestle your friend's butt, I guess Jesus Christ

- Wrestle your friend's butt.

- It doesn't go well for Di

because I don't think he got to stay much longer.

He was only meant stay four days.

- You making shit outta yourself.

Making shit outta yourself. I

just have to be pretty good at that.

- He has remorse. Tooth.

- Oh, the toothbrush.

- Arthur was fixed September the 27th recently.

So he still go through emotions. He said, no, no, no,

- No, no. That has

- Gotta go.

- It fucked. It fucked Gus in the ass.

He's in Gus's Ass's so scared

that he shit himself in the kitchen.

- Shit twice. Said it's impossible. It's impossible.

That's what the doctors say. It's not impossible.

Nobody gonna believe it. It's not impossible.

Kelly's like, congratulations you have a cat and dogs.

No, but his dick was in his eyes. It's impossible.

That what he said. He's mon

- He's, - He's coming with me a,

he's still got that big Willie, he still go through emotion.

He needs a 99 and a gold.

- Oh no.

- What the fuck? What's wrong with this son?

- Oh, look at this. Ozzie the

- Cat.

What the fuck's going on?

- I'm gonna find a new apartment

and I'm gonna take chicken away from this madness

where they eat cats.

Next time I'm the Osborn.

- Oh wow. I'm

- Gonna take chicken away from this madness.

Just an extended animal humping scene

after the slap fight chicken

- Ended - Up what? A program

- Going to New York.

When you were making your album chicken went with you

and do you remember that you had a friend with you

and chicken had to go to the vet

and your friend was asking the vet for painkillers?

Yes. Yes. And then the vet called Melinda

and said, why is this person asking me for painkillers?

- Yes. You're supposed to ask Glen close.

We all know this now. She is the one with the painkillers.

So Arthur didn't make, he had

to go away from all the humping.

- Yeah, he got, he, yeah, he got a one way ticket.

That's what we call it. The one way

- Ticket.

He needed to be a one dog. One. No,

- No one.

- One - Animal.

- Animal. Yeah. The only animal in the house.

And he was the, he was the cutest puppy you've ever seen.

And he did go to a friend of ours that,

but he was cute then. He

- Was just sex, he was just rapist.