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- Welcome back to the Basement tapes.

We're on episode five of the Osbournes. It's flying by,

- Isn't it? Just,

- How do you feel now?

Still cringed compared to the first episode,

or you're relaxing. A little

- Relaxing.

And it's also, for me, I'm like,

it's making me laugh more than I thought it would. It's

- So funny.

- But it's also making me like a,

a little bit sad in a weird way, but not in like a Oh,

'cause it's all fucking sad times,

but just like, fuck how quick time's gone

- Nostalgia.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. Yeah. I think it's interesting

and since we've been watching the episodes

and never watching it

and only having, like knowing the reiterated problems

that people had with it, which I of course picked up on

and would obsess over.

And I think it, it's like making peace with your,

- I think we say fuck a lot, didn't we?

- Yeah. - Yes. Fuck cunt.

- A lot of cunt. A lot of cunt. Actually.

Way more than I thought.

- It's a good word. - Lot of cunt. Yeah.

- But now cunts more acceptable

- Than it was.

I don't think it's more, well, you guys have always

done it more than

- Like - Yeah.

- You - Know, it's becoming more accepted in

the States, I feel like.

Yeah. As not like the worst thing you can say.

- And now lie in New York, you go in in, in so many

towns in, in Mid America.

- Trust me, that's my whole job. They don't like it.

No, they don't. They don't. I don't.

I'll say it like once in an hour,

you know, but Yeah. There's always,

- Yeah.

- But, - But now

- Clutching calls when you see like what's on streaming

and in movies they use it all the time.

Yeah. Would that the show in Netflix

that we were watching? Was it, I love

- The way my mom says - Netflix. Dear

- Baby Reindeer. Yeah.

- Yeah. They say - It a lot in there. Well,

- It's a British show.

- Yeah. Yeah. And he's Scottish and so, yeah.

- Yeah. It's a fucking weird show.

- I love it. Cunt, cunt, cunt. Yeah.

Anyway, let's get back to the house.

This is just of a hilarious cold open of Cher

and I don't even wanna set it up. It's,

- Oh God. Oh no.

- It's you doing what you do best. Scrubbing. Scrubbing.

What am I screaming at?

- No, but - What are you scrubbing, mom?

- I hate washing up. I hate cooking.

I am never doing it again.

- You love washing up,

- Mom.

It's such a lie. You love washing up more than anything.

Mommy Stewart can lick my scrotum.

Do I have a scrotum?

- No. - Crazy.

- You guys really gotta get

to the gynecologist at this point.

You don't even know what you have.

- Wow. - Did Martha ever see this clip?

I'm sure people sent it to her.

- I'm sure they did. And I've seen her many times since.

And she's such a lady. She never would mention it. Yeah.

And you don't have a scro dump. Exactly.

So you love to scrub up but not cook. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll clean all day long. It doesn't bother me.

I'm like, I like things to be nice.

- She, she went on celebrity Big brother in England

and just cleaned the whole time.

- Well that's how you stay a long time on Big Brother.

'cause no one wants to do the cleaning. No. Yeah. And

- I didn't wanna live in a place for a while that was dirty.

- Yeah, of - Course. So I'm like, okay,

I'll clean. I'm the cleaner.

- Do you have the same scrubbing obsession, Kelly?

- It's weird. I, I don't have the ability

to tidy the way my mom does.

But I do have the same scrubbing obsession.

So like, in order for me to reorganize something,

it's really difficult because of my dyslexia and A DHD.

So I put things in like weird little

piles all over my house.

I do have the scrubbing.

Like, I, I, I like things

to be like physically clean and steroid.

Yeah. Love to work down.

And I, but I have, I won up my mom

because I also sterilize everything.

- Oh. But Kelly, but Kelly pre warns me.

She goes, if you come over, please don't clean.

- Well, we, we or - Don't tidy. I'm like, alright,

- Well what do we call mom's alter ego?

- Kelly Russell. Who's Russell?

- That's mom's alter. Alter - Ego is the one.

'cause she's always rustling around. Always

- Like - A raccoon.

- Yeah. - In a drawer. Starts organizing.

We'll go into your bedroom, take all of your clothes out

of the dirty laundry and do a load of laundry.

And you, I'm like, what are you doing?

And then you hear the kitchen sink go on

and you just like, oh my God.

Because it makes, what it says to me is,

my mom thinks I'm messy and dirty.

- Maybe there wasn't a lot of time for housework

because you guys were very busy

and we're gonna get into your different business

lives around this time.

- Business. - Yep. The business. Business. All

- Right.

Let's who we got. Ah, divine recordings.

- Everything comes through here.

Everything to do with a career.

And The Oz Best

and everything really personally too for all

of us comes through this office

- Because that pants suit you're rocking.

- Say - Hi Nick. Why? It was great.

Oz's girl's bandage at dance. When? Where'd this come from?

England. The Sun. I hate England.

- Yeah. This has gotta be Red Mike.

- Just - Ozzy and Red.

- Yeah. Wow. No, don't look at,

oh, panties.

How much do women pay for knickers? Look at Michael.

He looks so different. Now

- Is Jordy, - Could you please give

Melinda your fuck you shirt?

You know the one, the Chinese writing?

Because I need to send it off to get it copied for Daddy.

Gimme 20 minutes back.

- Were - You a SIR?

- Yeah. I was doing a, a showcase for a band.

- I love that phone. - Yeah. Flip phone.

- It was a flip, flip phone. Like that's when you could be

- Like, - That's, that's when you can tell,

- Hang up - The phone.

Has the sting gone away at all? Or is it still

- The sting has definitely gone away.

There's nothing somebody can say about me now

that they've not already said.

- Yeah, but you're so young at this point.

- It, it was that it, I was such a baby and so naive

and vulnerable and had so many feelings

and was still trying to figure everything

- Out.

Yeah. And if that had happened

- Now, - Those things would never have been said.

- Yeah. You can't say shit like that about kids.

- No. Right. It would never have been,

it would never have even gone to print.

- It's never creative either. So much bat related insults

- And - Like, and like body shaming. Of course.

- Yeah. - Yeah. They all love the tabloids.

Loved a bit of body shaming children.

- That's horrible. Because I really was just a kid.

- Yeah. - Yeah. I know. I can't imagine.

Tell us a little bit about Divine

- Records.

It was just one of our companies.

We had, we had Divine Everything

and one the records was just part of it.

And we, we put out a few albums from the Odds Fest

of all the different acts performing live.

And they all came out. They came out on Divine Records.

- How long was it a label? About

- 10 - Years, probably.

- Yeah. Yeah. What happened? What?

You just didn't want it anymore.

- It went the way of the record industry. Just

- For Yeah, sure.

- The toilets - In the loo.

- In the loo. Yes. - In the lulu.

Well, so you're at SIR and you're on your flip phone.

- Yes. - So you're showcasing bands or scouting.

- Yes. So I think, as I recall, it was a, a, a showcase

for a band that I'd set up.

'cause I was, I was interning at Epic Records at the time,

but Jordy was there. My

- Friend Jody was there.

That's why I was like, had to, did it have anything to do?

- I believe it was a band called Hometown Hero.

- That's what I was thinking. - Yeah.

- Oh, good memory. - Yeah.

- Well, let's see, let's, let's see

how your label running is going so far.

- Oh boy. You know, you have competition now.

What? I got my own label going. So do you.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's probably,

- Look at him looking at you.

Ha Really Jack lives for music. That's his main ambition.

He just wants to get his record label up and going,

- Wow.

Hey, Jack has good hair. Yeah.

That's And it's always changed. Yeah.

You know, for real development,

you gotta have someone you know, with

good hair in the record company.

Yeah. I assure you. I mean, no shit.

Just with my hair alone, you guys will just be huge.

Awesome. Do TRL number one every day. Oh. Oh. And

- Is that son of ours in bed?

- Well, he just contemplating his next,

- Yeah.

His next wa whether he uses his right hand or his left.

- Wow. That's fucking rude.

He probably just contemplating his next move.

Where to start his own fucking empire.

- Yeah. He need a businessman. Needs rest.

- I had a big night. - Did you have a knife lying beside

- You there? No, it was a TV remote.

- Oh. Who's Bino?

- Bino is a big music manager. He manages like everyone now

- System of it down. Wow.

- Yeah. Back then he managed system

and bunch of other local bands.

- How much time were you spending working on your label

- At this point?

It was kind of in its infancy.

We, like I had, I would, I was working at Epic Records

and then I was wanting to start a label

that ended up going, I ended up backing out of it

and it went on for a number of years.

And they had some relative

success, but it was, yeah.

- Also, is this, this is the first episode

where they do the like separate testimonial

- Right.

- With you Sharon, because we haven't seen that

before now. No, they, they, yeah. They

- Like the O otf F like - Interviews.

Yeah. Yeah. Which is interesting.

'cause then that becomes like, you know Yeah.

In every show like this. All right, come

- On.

- My wife's a shopaholic. She just spend aholic.

She loves it. You know, I drive every shopaholic

has to have an accomplice.

- And it's Kelly. Alright.

How can we get daddy to watch the TV in the playroom?

'cause it's so loud. I can't do anything in the kitchen. Oh.

And I wanna cook. And it's too loud.

Mom, you dunno how to cook. I'm trying today.

I am gonna really try.

Mom, you haven't cooked for me since I was like, six

things are going to change baby.

Alright, can I move these mirrors here? What do I do?

Because I can't see a thing. Kelly. Kelly.

I can't see a thing. My car.

- Because just in case you were

wondering, you're a shit driver.

I

- Didn't scratch your license plate.

- Yes, you did. Half of the seven is off.

You are not driving my car anymore, mom. I'm sorry.

What's with those shoes? Kelly? The

- $95 max you in Maxfield.

The Virgin Mary speaks to me.

She says, you must go to Tiffany

and on the way, stop at Cartier.

- Fuck you. Now Sue Chef

bought another ounce thing.

- We kind of cover each other's asses

because Aussie shits when he knows we're going out.

Oh, where did that come from?

- It's all stuff for your bathroom. Fuck you. Now.

Did you know they were lying? Ozzy,

- Every time I sit in the way I go.

That's nice. No, no.

I've had these ladies.

- You've just never - Seen it before.

No, I know. It's true.

- Do you still like to shop together? No. No.

Kelly doesn't like it. She hardly goes shopping. Really?

- Light suckers. - No.

Kelly doesn't really, I don't, she's not into it at all.

- I don't know whether it's a result of doing this show,

but if I'm being honest, I have the worst,

worst social anxiety.

Mm. And being in a shop where,

where everybody is staring at you

and like following you around the shop

and then looking at what you're buying

and then like, being on the rack.

I don't like it. And mom is like, I,

I I I I'll be happy if we go to like one shop

and I'll do that.

That's fine. But like a day of shopping with my mom is kind

of, you still like to do it Sharon?

- Oh yeah. - Yes.

- That's like - Going down to an art form.

- I, I hate shopping 'cause I hate carrying bags.

I just don't wanna fucking walk around carrying bags.

- Oh, this one leave.

She's gotta go through everything on the road.

- Everything. - Well, do you remember

how they were paying for it?

- I still doing the same thing. And my God.

- Let's see - Where, where's my other gold cards gone.

- Mom has it. - Why? What haven't you given me back?

- It's just been sat in my bag.

I haven't even been out anywhere to spend anything.

- You liar. - I know

her dad's credit card.

She's lost it. She told him I had it. I do not have it.

- Kelly lost you up? She lost it. Oh,

- She - Lost it.

- Look right now.

No, Don. It's a stuffed bull. I'll show you something.

- It's a stuffed.

- She's rude. She's not card wood. It's the highest leather.

- What else were you wearing? I still have

that head. I know.

- Oh, seriously. She gets it right? Yeah. She just takes it.

She shouldn't have had it in the first place.

Didn't you take anything outta her pockets?

When we got sneaky. Sneaky.

I recall ever just in America, can you get away

with using somebody else's credit card?

No other country in the world. Can you do that?

So she's like hitting herself right now.

- Panic. Look at the sheer panic. Kelly.

- I'm, it's still making me feel panicky because I found it.

You cut your shoes. They're in fashion

- There.

I found it. One. Did you find it?

Seat in my car and share myself. Thank you

- So much.

Kelly, you don't remember ever just taking the

card and going shopping?

- I, no. That card was always given to me by mom.

I would never take that without,

- I don't know.

I think we have video evidence that you may have.

- No, I don't think - So. I, I don't know.

Do you think you were passing the, the buck to her

- Sharon?

- Yes. - Yeah.

- One of you lost the card.

- I lost the card but I had the card

because I was doing mom's dirty work.

- Her accomplice. - Yeah, accomplice.

- Do you, do you think you would've really

gotten in a lot of trouble?

- Yeah. - Would you have been pissed if she lost your card?

- Not really. - Come.

- Aw, - That's so sweet

- Enough for my dad.

- I just start weeping. - I would be probably pretending to

- But you weren't really.

- Yeah. No. Well let's get back to work

with Ozzy on a very insane video. Shoot.

- Zach plays loaded and fucking exciting.

- Getting ready for the tours.

You know he's got the rehearsals with the band

and Aussie works through the set list.

What songs? He's John.

And then you have to do the videos.

- So what do you want you put on now?

- Wow. Wow - Is clear. Allergies.

- Alright. I'm making videos - That will go with one

- Of - You.

Most of the time you think the guys are gonna make a fucking

major, major motion movie.

- Oh my God. Get from the beginning

of his show. Oh

- My god.

- For a little bit. I just really

haven't wanting to be on tour.

I haven't really wanting to be away and travel

- No - Day.

It's just like I wanna meet home with my friends. And

- Actually you may kind of, - Might be easier.

- Yeah, we might get more work. Dad, please. Standby.

- Okay. And playback.

- This is - Fucking stupid.

- Go. She's a flirt. So funny.

You got earrings, you got eye?

We should put these on AAL Media house.

- Yeah, right now. You a woman? Yeah.

- Smile. - Who is that?

- I got one test. - Hold on. No.

'cause if one of the points go up, it has to go up.

Looks like me.

- It's mam. - Let the expert test.

- That's the way it should be. Look at your fucking

doc side hooker.

Doc side hooker. Okay.

Make some lady noises.

- Hello. Hello.

- That was, what was her name?

Oh man, she worked with Jeb. Come

- On.

Yes. Keep rolling please. Can we just get the dildo in real?

She doesn't seem to like it.

- The things I do for a fucking make a

- Living.

Can we get a dildo in real quick?

Wow. You still got it. Dad Still got it. Ces why

- Gorgeous.

I do love you. Dad hardly recognized you.

- What? A team player. What a fucking team player.

- He just sit there and like re repeats whatever they

fucking told him to do.

And he is like, so

- What what that was was my dad

before his shows would play these like fake movie trailers

where they green screened him into all these famous movies

or music videos or wherever.

And so he was dressing up like the cha you know, the people

that he was meant to be impersonating.

- Oh, so this was in Mulan Rou. Mulan

- Rou. Yeah. Yeah,

- Yeah.

Did you ever say no to anything in a video shoot?

- No. - You just, they

- The they were, 'cause they were so funny were,

- They were such good fun.

- We, we have to put them on the web on,

on the on Osborn Media house.

- And when you'd, when you'd play them, the crowd just

to hear the crowd laughing.

Yeah. And it was you at a rock show, you,

that's something you don't hear when the crowd

laughs at a rock show.

And it was just the best way to start a show.

'cause everyone was so up and happy.

And then Ozzy's intro music would start and then

- They lose their shit.

Yeah. That's great.

Was this the wildest one you ever shot? Or were there

- Craziest ones Crazy one.

Oh, everybody. Everyone.

Paul 13.

- Yeah. He did a bunch - Apollo. You did Titanic.

- Titanic. - He did Forrest Gump.

- Forrest Gump. - Yeah.

- Probably couldn't do that now. No. Forrest Gump.

- Well no, it was dad talking to Forrest Gump.

Like he wasn't being Forrest Gump.

He was sat down next to the bench

and like Forrest Gump would talk to him

and he'd be like, why don't you fuck off?

- Okay. Let's see what Jack is up to now with your

- Label. Oh no,

- It's still, I just thought

- That now you have cringe moments.

- I, this is so cringe. Yeah.

- Jack's not coming on tour with us.

- Ah, delusion.

- He's decided to stay because he's got work to do

to get his record label up and going.

- Any new band names yet? How about Jack Sabbath? Sa Yeah.

You should call it Jack Sabbath. Yeah. That's kind of cool.

- Your braces. - I know Brace face.

- Do you still think Jack Sabbath

- Is a great No, that that bad name.

That was actually some Tom Foolery from the production.

They, they, that was like an overdub

- And that's great.

But the joke of it is Aussie's guitar player, Zach goes out

as Zach Sabbath.

- He, he has a Sabbath - Cover band.

So he has a Sabbath cover band.

So instead of Jack Sabbath, it's Zach Sabbath.

What were you doing in

- The, were were you scouting a band? Was that

- A band?

So that was a band that I had on some kind of like,

development deal.

It's at Epic.

And they were, they were doing like, their big kind

of like deciding showcase whether they were gonna, you know,

whether things were gonna move forward.

It was a band that I found

because Kelly's friend was a fan of them

and took me to the show and Yeah.

- Were you at the same time trying

to get like your own projects off the ground or

- No? No.

- No. Not yet. - I had no idea

what I was gonna do or what I was gonna do.

- Yeah. - Or any of it.

Because at that point nobody had asked me

to do music yet.

And then it just

kind of happened.

It no, it happened because it was meant to be Amy

and then Amy didn't wanna do it

and said I should do it and then I did it.

- No, it was, 'cause we were,

it was Epic was releasing the Osborne soundtrack.

- Mm. - And

and I remember it was, I got called into a meeting

with the people at Epic

and they were like, well, we want Amy to do a song.

And I was like, it's not gonna happen. She said, no.

And, and I was like, but Kelly can sing.

And they were like, well how,

like, how do you know she can sing?

I was like, I hear her singing in the shower.

I literally, that's what I said to them.

And then they got, they called Kelly

and were like, do you want to do this?

And they paired Kelly up with

- Incubus Incubus

and the guys from Incubus did the, Mikey

and Jose did the music for Papa Don't Preach.

And took me to the studio in Santa Monica.

And I was so nervous and I recorded my first single there.

- Killed it. - Yeah. It was fun.

- How often did you all go out on tour with Ozzy?

Because it seems like there's a discussion a lot

of the time when one person doesn't wanna go

or nobody wants to go,

or it it was, man, it was mandatory for

until we were Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- We would always, - Well this tour, it's just you

and Minnie on the bus.

It's a very disgusting scene. Min

- It - Very disgusting

- Scene is every time Ozzy goes out, just start the tour.

- Great dressing room. - It's stressful for him.

- That was his best, best setup.

- Gonna gimme some kiss here.

- Ah, the mini, you can't look at it. Amy's looking away.

Just that her, what is this?

What the fuck the, her, we used to travel like this

with our babies at the back.

For years we used to have the bus like this

and then there'd be a crib here.

- This, come on, come on, come on.

- No mini mouse's. A lot.

Comes home with a briefcase at six and puts it down.

And we all have a family dinner and discuss what we've done.

You know, we're not the Partridge family.

- Aw. Minnie's being quite sweet with you that day, Ozzy.

- But when I'm be Sharon, she'll let me go

- Make out with her, with her tongue.

- She's lovely. - And you kiss the dog

and then you kiss each other

and then you kiss the dog and, and dog goes

- Around and around, around.

Yeah. That sounds, that's how parasites occur.

- How often did you do the bus versus flying?

- For a long time,

but then I found myself drinking more booze

and on the along of the journey lot more.

I like it. But it, it gets, it gets old, you know,

- Tiring - Towards the end it started flying.

- And then would you still go be able to take the make out

with the dog on a commercial airplane?

Sure. On a

- Plane.

Plane rather than a bus. That's good. Yeah. The planes.

- Yeah. What tour was that? Do you know?

- Oh, I don't know. That was the Merry Mayhem tour.

- Was it? - Yeah, Christmas. It was a Christmas.

- Christmas. Christmas. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Which we see in the next episode. I think

- Some of the That's with the Bubbles.

- Bubbles. Yeah. You're right Jess. It was Mary Mayhem.

Exactly. Good memory.

We're gonna get to some of the Mary Mayhem tour. Oh,

- Let's see it. I wanna see

- These are fixed.

Okay. Right now.

They got, they got some things we're working on.

What is this gun shoot? Pyro.

You should send me some fucking

Iraq with these fucking feet.

They're gonna gear it up and get it ready to lift up.

- Shoot - The guys fire

- The - Snow off the back.

- Do you remember we put - Dave in it? Big Dave? Yeah.

His dad refused to go in it, didn't he? This is hilarious.

Whose idea was that? Mom? Was that yours?

- Houston. The eagle has landed.

- Santa Claus is on his way. Oh, here Lord.

In a slave

- Hip.

Hip. Hooray. I can't wait for this.

Oh my God. He goes,

- Sa

- This is just disturbing.

There's so much going on here.

I'm like, wait, what's happening?

- It's mayhem. - Yes.

Mayhem. Hi.

I can't wait for Christmas day.

Waiting for

- Santa.

Do you remember where we used to be the same height?

You know he saint,

- You know he's a saint.

- He's not - Nick. Is

- That crucified? Santa? Yes.

- Yeah. Oh, fucking ridiculous man.

When you shoot at the stage, did you have that on stage?

- Ozzy? There you go. Good

- Bubbles.

Come on Sharon. I'm fucking Ozzy.

I want the prince of fucking darkness. Evil. Evil. Fuck.

Fucking evil. I about a bottle. The fucking bubbles.

When, when, when, when did the male models come on

and start stroking and

- Male models start stroking me?

- I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna, I just want to go and

fucking play me.

I don't need gas. I changed my name. Don't call me surfing.

No, I, I don't care. I have to be on the fucking stairs.

I use their fucking bubbles and fucking stupid cannons.

I have these fucking stupid fucking Santa CLA machine.

Learn. Fuck. I just wanna play rock and roll man.

But what, what are you gonna do about it?

I'm I, we got like 48 hours. Just sort this.

I can't have all that shit sort out, Don.

- Well how come, how come you don't like bubbles? I

- Do.

You have the set list.

- Whatever the set list is

- Gonna be was today.

That's what Ozzy, that's what you wanna keep it as.

What you did today. Zach Space, maybe you did today.

Just 'cause I'm Mexican. Who remembers you? Oh.

- Oh no. - So fucking It never ends.

- It never ends.

Why are you so angry at these bubbles? Ozzy?

- I don't know. Do - You think bubbles are

gay? You can tell me.

- I don't know. - He just, you weren't feeling the bubbles?

- No. - No.

- Did you ever end up getting up in the sleigh?

- No. No. - Okay. Basically he refused to go in the sleigh.

So mom had to somebody out

to put prosthetics on a man, a fake guy that was our nanny.

And he ended up going on the whole tour being prosthetic

Santa dad.

That like opened every show and

- Then Yeah.

He had like, Hollywood caused like a nose,

a chin, everything. Yeah.

- And nobody knew. - No,

- No.

That's incredible. Well good. Then you didn't have to do it.

Yeah. And the guy was like six foot four,

- Right?

Yeah. But he was so high up. People couldn't really tell.

No.

- Well this is not the only argument

that you had on that tour. Oh,

- Oh, oh boy.

- Talking about I, I honestly thought that was Zs. Hello.

Are you going back tomorrow night?

- No. No, I'm not. Daddy.

- She going back tomorrow night after Albuquerque. When?

When are we, when are we playing Albu? Er?

We do tomorrow an hour. Could be straight back to back.

- No, don't be ridiculous. - We are not doing two shows.

- Oh, the back to back argument. No.

- Can I have an itinerary? I've got one somewhere.

Go and get it for me. I think it's on the bus. No it's not.

- Oh God. - Tell me to do Sharon.

- Don't get technical. Don't get technical.

- Technical. I'm on the road

and I want a pocket itinerary. Tom.

- See, look, look, look. She's gonna have you. You touch me

- Next.

Look at her. Look, look, look.

Oh, can I have a itinerary please? Of course

- You can have an itinerary.

No, darling. I dunno where one is. I'm not. Well,

- Itinerary please.

Alright, get away. Please don't fuck around soon.

Just let me know. Please. What is the schedule

- A show tomorrow and then a show in Albuquerque.

- The old back to back argument.

- I watch this and I can't get over

and I finally realized what it is, is fuck.

I'm so much like you,

- You think so?

- It's like all the shit that you're doing on, on this,

it's like I do all of that. In

- Which way?

That's sneaky little voice.

- Yeah. - I'm not, well

- Yeah, that's Kelly.

That's me. That's Kelly.

Because Kelly used to, every time I'd get her up for school,

I'm not, well mommy, I can't go.

I'd be all right then. I'm not. Well

- I love your little devilish voice when you know

you're in trouble. No, daddy.

- How? How come?

How come you didn't wanna do it back to back?

- It's the rule one on one. Oh,

- How come you booked him back to back if you knew the rule?

- I think it was the only time we could get into that venue.

- Ah, okay. - So it was like, okay.

And they know the promoters they want.

- Yeah. - It was like too son to Albuquerque or something.

- Yeah. - Did you find it easier

to just not tell him until later?

- Yeah. - When you had to go?

- Yeah. Yeah. - Because at

that point you can't back out Ozzy.

It seems exhausting the way that you perform too.

Like back to back nights is a lot.

- Yeah, it's a lot. And especially, you know, with all,

all the, everything that goes into it.

'cause Ozzy gets so emotionally involved when he does his

live shows and it's more emotional than anything else, it,

he builds himself up for it, you know?

- Yeah. And just energy and all. Yeah.

You know, it's exhausting.

Well, I wonder if you ended up doing Albuquerque.

- Oh, let's see - Who won the fight?

- I don't remember.

- I'm pissed off to be honest.

You, from how long we've been working together?

Fucking 22 years.

You, you all, you think about it is a fucking money.

Oh, it's all right. You can fucking do that.

But no, no problem.

Nine gigs in the truck. Fine. We'll do it. Ozzie,

- You've never done nine gigs in a row in your life,

- But you, you'll soon fucking change saying it's wrong.

It's abuse though. I won't do it. I'm telling you right now.

It's one on, one up. I ain't doing this.

Hello Albuquerque.

- Hello Albu.

- Oh, he looks so proud. He did it.

He did two nights in a row. He

- Did.

- Did, that's my man. - He did.

Did way to get out there and did

- Great shows too.

- He - Was incredible

- Way to get out there and seize the day.

- Do you ever miss any part of touring like that?

- Everything. - All of it. He misses all of it. Yeah.

As exhausting as it was, it's still,

well this has been episode five of the basement tapes.

Wow. Yeah. Thank you Amy. Thank you. Alright.

- Thank you Amy. And thank you Albuquerque.