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Hey!

Damn, that’s a lot of stuff!

- How are you? You look gorgeous! - I'm good. You look gorgeous, too.

- Ever since! - Thank you.

Let’s go?

Let’s go!

Hello?

Girls, where are you? What’s taking you so long?

I told you I’m already at the shop getting the van fixed.

I got my eyes on the target.

Alright, then. Bye!

Hi there!

So you’re the owner?

Why are you doing all the work?

We’re a little short-staffed right now, ma’am,

so I’m filling in.

Are you the only one in charge?

My sibling and I own the place.

Are you married?

I have a girlfriend.

We’re expecting a baby.

Oh...

We were gonna call it quits,

but then she got pregnant.

So, aren’t you happy...

about becoming a dad?

It’s not like that.

Don't you guys use condoms?

Having a baby costs more

than buying condoms these days.

It just feels better without one.

Really?

What’s your name?

Kaloy.

Kaloy,

how much longer is that gonna take?

It’ll take a little while, ma’am.

I still need to loosen a few screws.

I’ll leave my car here for now,

then you can loosen me up instead…

Feels good, huh?

Yeah… right there…

Faster.

Faster!

That’s it. Just like that.

Come on, Kaloy. Faster!

Kaloy—

That feels so good!

Shit—yes!

Kaloy—

That feels so good!

I’m gonna come!

Hey, girls!

Ladies, one down!

Yeah!

Yay, all done!

Girl, can’t you sit still?

Is your pussy itchy or something?

It’s all sticky, girl.

Oh, girl, I know the feeling.

Are you seriously stripping right here?

Her nipples are already showing!

Girl, what the hell! Get it together!

At least I’ve crossed one off the list, right?

- Right! - Do you guys have any wet wipes?

I have.

Use those sparingly. There are still some pussies that'll need them.

Did you have fun, at least?

Hmm...

It was alright… He’s good with his mouth.

I knew! You were enjoying yourself way too much.

What was your guy’s name again? I’m just keeping track.

Kaloy.

Not gonna lie, so hot!

And you guys actually hooked up at the shop?

Think you can top that, Mia? Do something even crazier?

Do you even have to ask?

Do I look like I back down from a challenge?

Sorry, Lani, but she’s not gonna let you win!

Damn right.

So this is what heartbreak feels like, huh?

Makes you wild.

True.

Better than moping around.

We’re done being sad girls.

It’s time to get even!

Fuck you, King! Just die already!

Can you not bring him up? Goddammit.

Fine.

I’ll just call him the devil, then.

Wow, you're obviously not pissed.

- Oh, not at all. - Nope. Not one bit.

I mean, come on.

Our ex really was the devil.

Can’t argue with that…

He should take Satan’s place in hell.

- Exactly! - Damn right.

You’re beautiful.

Yeah, right.

You're lying.

I'm serious.

You really are beautiful.

King,

are you hitting on me?

Isn't it obvious?

We’ve been at this for four months now.

But you have a girlfriend.

The one you’re always posting.

All over your social media…

Who, Jules?

She’s just a friend. Besides...

she likes girls.

Yeah, right.

Then why are you two always together?

Want me to ask her?

No, it’s fine! I trust you.

Then you’ve got nothing to worry about.

Who’s that?

No one.

Answer it. It might be an emergency.

It’s nothing. Just my cousin asking for money again.

Your cousin? Her name’s Jules, too?

Yeah.

Believe me. I promise.

Where to next, girls?

Let’s hit the bulalo place.

Oh, that place.

So, whose target is this one? Mine or Mia’s?

Yours.

Unless you want to go after the other guy.

The one you ghosted.

Of course not! That’d be so embarrassing!

- Alright. I have a question. - What?

So this asshole was playing you both at the same time?

Yes.

But seriously, Lani?

You actually fell for his lies?

Didn’t you ever suspect

something was off about him?

God, you two were idiots!

Okay, damn. That was harsh!

Hey, cut me some slack. I just fell in love!

But if we’re talking about being stupid,

I definitely win.

Wait, it gets worse? Oh, God…

Well,

I invested in that asshole.

Such idiots!

Good grief!

Damn love. Nothing but trouble.

Yes. You know that.

Babe, I’ve been trying to reach you all day!

You couldn’t even call me back.

Sorry, babe. My phone died.

Here’s the stuff you wanted me to get for your computer.

Thanks, babe!

I’ve been waiting for this forever.

I’ll be back. Gotta use the bathroom.

Babe?

Whose feminine wash is this?

Babe, it’s…

It’s my cousin’s— She stayed over last night.

Why didn’t you tell me?

Sorry, babe. It slipped my mind.

Who’s this cousin of yours, anyway?

Babe,

do you have any cash on you?

Rent’s due tomorrow.

Our pay got delayed, too.

How much do you need?

Ten thousand.

Ten thousand?

Please, babe. I’m sorry.

I’ll pay you back as soon as I get my salary.

Please?

You never pay me back anyway.

Say what?

Nothing.

Okay, I’ll get the cash tomorrow.

You’re the best, babe!

Thank you!

Right there!

Keep going, babe!

Deeper, please!

Fuck—

You know what?

I feel like...

You’re both weak for dick.

- Hey! - You’re terrible!

That stings.

Come to think of it...

You two are just so damn easy to fool.

And that’s just when it comes to sex—

Hey! You don’t know that!

Oh, yeah? What about you?

Nope.

Oh, please! You’re kidding!

I’m not as horny as you two, excuse me!

What if he’s really good in bed?

- Right! - So what?

Even if he’s great in bed, even if he knows how to pound,

I have self-control.

Unlike you two, ladies.

You're a little more loose when it comes to that.

Yeah, right!

It just means—Lani, hear me out—

She’s never had sex so good she got addicted to it.

She needs to get laid.

I have no comment.

See? Told you.

But in all fairness…

he’s the only asshole I’ve ever really enjoyed sex with…

You know what, Jules? I get it.

We’ve both slept with the same guy,

so I already know what he’s like in bed.

Yeah.

See? Exactly!

Damn…

he really wears you out first,

keeps going until you’re exhausted before he—

You know, finishes.

He always makes sure we get off first.

- Right! - He’s such a gentleman in bed, girl.

You call that a gentleman? When he pins you down

and pounds you from behind like that?

Damn, he’s rough!

Fuck, I love that!

That position’s my favorite!

With a few slaps and hair-pulling thrown in, too!

Wow.

Girls, I thought...

we hated him, remember?

Why does it sound like you’re fantasizing about him now?

It’s not like that. We’re not fantasizing about him.

Can’t he just cross my mind now and then?

She’s just horny, girl. It’s been forever since she got laid.

Fuck you, Lani! You’re such a bitch!

Don’t worry, Jules. You’ll get some action soon, too.

God, I hope so, girl! Fingers crossed!

It’s been way too long!

Hey, are we still far from the bulalo place?

I’ll check.

It says...

fifteen minutes.

Fifteen minutes. So, do we just keep going straight?

No, turn at the next corner.

Turn? Okay.

I’m imagining things again. Fuck.

We’re here.

We can finally eat. It's been a long ride.

Hey, there he is. Pretty boy.

There’s your target.

- That’s him? - Obviously.

Let’s go.

Careful, girls.

- Hi! - Are you ladies dining in?

- Yeah, we are. - Right this way.

Three orders of bulalo and rice, please.

Is that all?

Sure, ma’am. I’ll get that for you.

Okay.

So, that’s Kean.

The bulalo boy.

Yep, that’s him.

I call dibs. He’s my type.

Oh, come on.

You’re so annoying.

Maybe you have better chemistry with the other guy.

Didn't you two have a history?

You ghosted him to get back at him, remember?

What are you even talking about?

She’s hilarious.

So...

He’s coming over.

Here are your orders.

- Thank you! - You’re welcome.

Is she happy now?

She's in heat.

Enjoy your meal.

Someone here caught his eye, huh?

Obviously, it’s me.

Nope. Just go with the next target.

Oh, please.

Looks like Mia’s more his type.

Fine, should I just get out of here?

Okay, fine. I’ll get going.

Where are you going?

Bathroom. You coming?

Hey, you haven’t finished your food!

It’s not that good.

Unbelievable...

She’s stealing my man. So annoying.

Hi.

Oh, hey.

Did you make our food?

No, ma’am. We have a cook.

It wasn’t good.

Why are you—

Why are you… shirtless?

It’s hot in here, ma’am.

Is it just you here?

My coworkers are outside.

By the way, what didn’t you like about the bulalo, ma’am?

It was salty.

Tasted like…

sweat.

That was your sweat, wasn’t it?

Have you tasted me, ma’am?

Oh, shit.

Come for me.

So good.

Text me, okay?

Wanna go on a date?

Maybe another time.

Mia, I’ll come find you wherever you are.

- Okay. - Just promise me we’ll do this again.

She had the time of her life.

You really had sex in the kitchen?

Have some decency!

Aw, are you mad I beat you to him?

Because he chose me?

Do you think I’m happy about it? You think I wanted to do that?

You’re unbelievable.

Well, nobody’s forcing you.

Let’s just drop it.

Let’s just go.

I’m only looking out for you.

What if someone saw you two?

Oh, really? That’s what you’re worried about?

No one saw us! Let’s just move on to the next one.

Gross.

Wow, still not over it?

Jealous?

Got a thing for Bulalo Boy? Let’s go back!

Girls, calm down!

Look, we’re a throuple!

Guys aren’t worth fighting over.

We’re supposed to have each other’s backs.

This isn’t even about a guy.

Jules, focus on the road…

Is that hard?

Come on, make up already!

Hey, make up already! Come on!

She’s the only one making a fuss.

- You’re so annoying. - Just kiss her already.

Give her a kiss and she’ll get over it.

Go on. Kiss her!

Come on, kiss already!

I’m sorry, okay?

Fine, fine. Whatever.

Yay! Love you, girls!

Love you.

Jules, back to the hunt.

Right. I almost forgot.

Is that him?

- Him. - No. The other one.

The one facing away.

- Facing away? - Oh! That guy.

I thought it was the guy wiping things down.

I wish he’d turn around.

- Right? We need to see his face. - Just to be sure.

He’s the one.

Yeah.

Girls, I don’t think I can do this.

I’m too shy.

What?

Girl, I did it! What’s stopping you?

Yeah, so how was it? Was it good?

Yeah… it was good…

Just...

don’t chicken out, okay?

You gotta fuck him.

- Oh my god... - Get it together, Jules.

This is the last.

Okay, how about this…

Pretend you need to use the bathroom.

Okay.

I can do this.

You got this, Jules!

What time did you clock in today?

Eight, bro. Traffic was crazy, so I left early.

Damn, that’s early, bro.

So you came in pretty early.

- I didn’t wanna get stuck in traffic. - Good call. Traffic’s pretty bad—

Hi, Kobe.

Jules?

So this is where I’ll find you.

Is that your boyfriend?

They’re my friends.

I thought you’d ghosted me for good.

Of course not.

How are you?

I’m fine.

I finally got to see you.

Exactly.

You’re even prettier in person.

Oh, stop it.

Did you miss me?

I deleted my dating app account.

Really?

Same. I’m done with that app.

Even if I meet someone new, no one compares to you.

I’m crazy about you, Jules.

You’re something else.

Is that so?

Give me one more chance. Please?

Fine.

Go ahead without me. I’ll catch up.

Send me the location, please. Thanks, girls!

Yes!

We finally did it!

Let’s go?

You’re driving?

Yes, ma’am!

Got you!

- Let’s go? - Let’s go.

Wait. Hold on a minute.

- Someone might— - Relax, my bosses aren’t around.

- Are you sure? - The moment I saw you,

I fell for you.

Wait—

You’re coming on a little strong.

Fine.

This is what you wanted, right?

Jules?

- You know me? - I do.

Aren’t you King’s friend?

I see you on his stories all the time.

Friend?

Me?

Who the heck are you?

I’m Lani.

Lani?

King’s girlfriend.

How can you be his girlfriend when I’m King’s girlfriend?

What?

I think we need to talk.

Hop in.

Since when?

Five months.

We’ve been together for five months.

Oh...

so you were together first.

He was just using me. Fuck that guy.

What an asshole.

You mean he played us both!

That guy has some nerve.

You know,

I asked him about you.

He said,

you were just a friend.

And...

that you were into girls.

He said that?

King’s such an asshole.

So...

You’re really not into girls?

It depends.

Why?

So what do we do now?

Obviously,

I’m breaking up with him.

Of course,

he doesn’t deserve any more of our time or energy.

Fuck him! I hope he rots in hell.

So infuriating.

We’re here!

Uh, you can go ahead.

I just need to make a quick stop.

Girl, just a little reminder,

don’t go soft on him.

We’re here to get even, remember?

Of course!

I’m not stupid...

Don’t worry.

I’m here to finish what we started.

I won’t let you guys down.

If you change your mind,

Jules and I will shave you bald.

Yes, I’ve already paid for the engagement party in full.

And the catering, too.

I’ve already spent so much on this, so…

could you please take care of it?

Yes, thank you so much.

Thank you.

Bye.

- Hi, Hon! - Hon!

I’ve been waiting to see you.

I’ve missed you so much.

Sorry, traffic was bad. Have you been waiting long?

Not really.

Are you ready for your engagement party tomorrow?

There’s no turning back now.

You’re all mine now.

I’ve been yours for a long time, hon.

I’m excited.

You know, you’re the only one who has ever tamed me.

Oh yeah?

Were you a bad boy back then?

I used to be pretty reckless.

But one day,

I realized I wanted to marry you.

I want to start a family with you.

You’re the woman I want to do that with.

Why?

You had other girls besides me, didn’t you?

Finally, I get to meet your family, and you get to meet mine.

I can’t wait to meet to them.

Let’s have dinner. There’s someone I want you to meet.

Okay.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hon,

Mom and Dad won’t be here until tomorrow.

Okay, no problem.

My parents aren’t arriving until tomorrow either.

Why don’t you meet my siblings first?

Hon, my friends are here, too. They're on their way.

You should meet them.

Oh, there they are!

Hon… those are your friends?

Yep!

Hi, King.

Nice to finally meet you.

Mia talks about you all the time.

Really?

Hon,

it’s kinda hot in here.

Let’s move to another table.

It feels fine to me.

I’m actually kinda cold. The AC’s too strong.

Right, girls?

Exactly.

It’s actually nice and cool in here.

Mia, your future husband seems kinda shy.

He seems like he’s avoiding us.

Perfect timing.

My siblings are here, too.

- Ma’am Lani? - Jules?

Ma’am Mia?

Wait, you guys know each other?

They’re my ex-girlfriends.

What?

All of them?

Lani and Jules.

Bro! Even Jules?

Now I get it.

You were just using me to get back at my brother.

You’re awfully quiet, Kean.

What, we’re strangers now? After seeing each other earlier?

You guys met up earlier?

Bro, I didn’t know…

What happened, Kean?

Answer me!

We had sex.

- What? - You son of a bitch, Kean!

Bro, I didn’t know!

King! That’s enough!

I didn’t know!

I didn’t know she was your fiancée!

Fuck you!

And you’re one to talk?

You’re a cheater yourself.

You’re all the same.

See, King?

Your own siblings don’t even know your fiancée.

Funny.

You really were dating all of us at the same time.

Now you finally picked one.

We’re over!

Bro—

I know I messed up.

Hon, please,

forgive me...

I’ll forget what happened between you and my brother.

We’re even.

Please, don’t leave me, hon. I’ll go crazy without you.

You deserve this, you cheater!

Fuck you and your whole family!

Let go, bro!

I’ve already paid for everything! I spent so much on this!

The engagement party can’t be canceled!

Then have your stupid engagement party alone!

Fuck you, King!

- Fuck you! - Just give me a chance!

Let me explain!

Wait, guys! Fuck! I need to talk to her!

Congrats, girls!

It’s over!

- He deserved it. - He’s so dramatic!

Jules?

You know me?

I do.

Aren’t you King’s friend?

I see you on his stories all the time.

Friend?

Me?

Who the heck are you?

- I’m Lani. - Lani?

- King’s girlfriend. - What?

How can you be his girlfriend when I’m King’s girlfriend?

What?

I think we need to talk.

Girls,

thank you for coming.

Isn’t it weird?

We’re all here.

Well...

did you reach out to us...

because you already knew?

We were going to tell you.

Please don’t be mad at us.

I did my research and...

I know he used you guys, too.

Do you want to—

Get back at him?

What?

Hold on...

what’s the plan?

Just nothing violent, okay?

Girls, this is going to be fun.

I need you girls to help me pull this off.

We’re gonna teach King a lesson.

Let’s see if he’ll ever show his face again.

Not bad.

What do you think, Lani?

I’m so down!

Open it.

What’s this?

Is this an early gift check?

- Oh. - Wait, who’s that?

- You’ll find out soon enough. - Who are these people?

We nailed it!

Yes! Congrats!

It’s over!

But seriously, girls,

I don’t wanna get all mushy,

but I love you both.

You’re the reason I got through it all even after

after finding out that asshole King had been cheating on me.

Same here.

I barely even felt it.

King cheating on me.

Having you guys around kept my mind off it.

I don’t even wanna date anyone anymore.

I’d rather just hang out with you girls all the time.

Wouldn’t that be more fun?

You know what?

I have you guys, and that’s all I need.

You guys are so sweet.

Come on, give me a kiss.

So,

was Kean any good?

He was okay.

You know what?

I can do better.

What about me?

When I said I love you guys,

I meant it.

This is us.

We’re a trio.

A throuple.

A threesome.

Hurt by the same man, brought together by him, too.

No one can ever tear us apart.