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You've been thinking about life a lot lately. Mom and dad have noticed how big

of a loser you've become. You know that, right?

What the fuck? You never leave the house.

You don't have a girlfriend.

Girls are bitches.

Do you have any friends? People suck.

There's no fucking meaning to life anyway.

I'm searching for it, and you're not going to help me find it. Mom and dad

want me to help you get out of the house.

I'm not going anywhere with you. You're a slut. All your friends are sluts. Fuck

you. You're a jerk, and you're seriously disturbing me right now.

Just go tell Mom and Dad they have nothing to worry about. I'll get my shit

together. I tried telling them that, and they want me to actually help you. I'm

supposed to, like, do things with you so you're more motivated to get out of bed.

I don't want to do anything with you. I'm not going to, like, hang out with

you and play video games.

We're not kids. I don't want to go out and play with you.

Have you ever even had sex?

What? Why are you asking me that? That's none of your fucking business.

So, no.

Well, I haven't had as much sex as you, that's for sure. Oh, my God. Why does

everything come back to that for you?

Because you're a slut.

Fuck you, virgin.

All right, fine.

You made your point. You can leave. Tell Mom and Dad that I will... I'll

eventually get out of bed.

Okay?

Look, I don't really want to do this either, okay?

So... Do what?

They thought if you're not a virgin anymore, then at least maybe you'll feel

motivated to get out of the house and get a girlfriend, okay?

So I'm just going to maybe help you with some stuff, get you the fuck out of bed.

Help me with stuff?

Help me with... Are you going to make me say it?

You said... Yeah.

Say it.

They want me to fucking have sex with you, okay? And so that you'll fucking do

shit. Are you fucking kidding me? Yes.

Mom and dad want you to have sex with me.

So they told you.

What? Okay.

What's the catch?

Why are you agreeing to do this? What did they give you? Some kind of

ultimatum?

I don't... Why do you care?

Because. This is just a little bit weird. I know I've been, I guess,

depressed.

And I know I haven't done much since I graduated.

I may or may not get free rent out of it, okay? It doesn't matter. Why does

that matter to you? Oh, well, that makes sense.

Fuck you.

You're such an asshole.

No, no, no. I'll buy it. I'll buy it. What?

Come here.

Come here. Sit down. Sit down. And let's talk.

What exactly did they say you had to do with me?

Did they say that you had to do what I wanted?

Maybe.

Well, if you're serious, I mean, you're my sister, it's a little weird.

But I will admit, you're really hot.

And you have had sex with the few friends that I used to have.

Oh, my God.

Again.

I thought you were good friends with him. I thought it would be okay.

Okay, well take off your shirt if you're serious.

Take off your clothes. I want to see you.

Well,

we can't can't exactly do anything with your clothes on.

Oh my god.

You know, I was hoping the idea of it would be enough to motivate you to get

out of bed.

Hey, if mom and dad want you to do this, if this is the job for you, if you're

getting something out of this.

And you're not just doing it because it's charitable?

I almost thought you were just, you know, feeling like you wanted to help

me, but nope.

Oh. I don't think you need the underwear either.

Oh.

Are you touching yourself?

Yeah, I am. You look good.

You're serious your best friend said yeah, well, that's why he's not my best

friend anymore Get up on the bed if you're serious

Come

on start touching me

I think mom and dad want you to be nice to me.

I don't think I'm going to do this all the time for you, okay? This isn't like

a every month almost type thing, okay?

I really had no idea this was going to happen, so I'm just going to enjoy it.

Do you

like this?

Well, what? I'm not allowed to touch myself either? No, I'm just curious.

I, I, please do.

Don't stop.

It's just you were acting like this was horrible and that you were all grossed

out.

I mean, you have a nice cock, okay? I'm not gonna lie.

Well, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

I always thought you were really hot. You're just mean.

Let's not ruin it, you know right back at you buddy.

Well, I'm not gonna be mean to you anymore

Can't

tell any of your friends about this I don't have any friends

I Sit in here and I read Nietzsche, that's what I do

I'm actually sucking my cock.

Oh, mom and dad really must be worried about me.

Oh.

So you really think I have a nice cock, huh?

Don't make me say it again, okay?

So what's next?

You're actually gonna have sex with me?

What if I just make you come with a blowjob? Would you tell mom and dad?

No.

It's gonna be obvious you're still a fucking virgin.

I can hear how wet you are.

Okay, I kind of... I just, it's so... You don't want to feel this inside you?

I guess, but that's not the point. I feel like you're gonna... You want me to

do you a favor and lie to Mom and Dad?

No, because you already... I should... Fine.

Fine, fuck it. I won't do it. I'm just, like... Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck. You are so tight.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

I just felt...

So normal reservations about doing this?

Well, you can't blame me. You are really hot.

Yeah, well, you can't blame me for not wanting to have sex with my brother.

Well, you sure are wet for not wanting to.

You sure sat down on that really, really nice... I'm kind

of at conflict right now.

guilty either when you're doing this with someone who's you're not related

to.

I would never be able to date anybody even half as hot as you.

No, probably not.

I mean, you'd still at least be able to get laid again.

Oh my god.

my eyes.

I would want to disappoint my little sister.

It's just your first time, Will.

You know, you need lessons.

There's always room for improvement.

I could totally, totally help you there, I mean.

I mean, just for a good c-

Maybe I hate fuck too.

Don't tell mom and dad you did your job.

I'm gonna get dressed and go out.

Thank you.