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This court condemns Countess Lenoir to the capital punishment.

So it is decided.

Take her away.

Yes, it's fine.

Yes, I'll wait for you tomorrow.

So we'll conclude everything, okay?

Okay.

Okay,

bring the contract.

I recommend, eh? Thank you, goodbye.

Lo sai tesoro, domani verrà un tizio a visitare il castello.

Così finalmente ci libereremo di tutto questo.

Sei contenta? Sì.

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Here we are.

It's really a fantastic place.

I would live here. How?

Definitely.

Let's go? It's incredible.

Have you ever seen it?

If I had money, I would buy it.

Of course.

It's beautiful inside, too.

Well, if we don't want to get lost, it would be better to wait for the owner of

the house.

Yeah.

Here I am.

Sono subito da voi.

Solo un attimo.

Ho avuto un incidente in macchina e non sono più agile come una volta.

Buongiorno. Buongiorno. Spero che abbiate fatto un buon viaggio.

Grazie. Ecco, lei è la mia assistente, Vanessa.

Buongiorno. Piacere di conoscerla.

Salve. Piacere.

Andiamo nel mio studio.

Devo parlarvi di una cosa molto importante.

Okay. So, this castle belongs to my family for many generations.

Do you need a hand?

Thank you very much.

As I said, I want to sell the castle and all the surrounding trains. They're very

cheap. I'll show you a property plant to give you a clearer idea.

May I ask you why you decided to sell everything?

Of course.

It's been a while, I think.

Honestly, I could have sold it some time ago, but there was

someone I could trust.

That's why I called you.

Ours is the best agency in the city.

Very well, friends.

Come in.

This is absolutely the room of the castle.

What do I prefer?

As you can see, all the paintings are from the 80s.

Really? And these portraits represent my birds.

You know the story of my family, don't you?

Of course.

Well, it's a long story.

Anyway, it's really a beautiful castle.

And tell me, how many planes are there in all exactly?

Well... Ci sono tre piene abitabili, ma le mostrerò tutto quello che c'è da

vedere. Non si deve preoccupare. È davvero bellissimo, impressionante.

Grazie. Tutto ciò che vedete qui è originale dell'epoca.

Naturalmente, capirete che, vendendo il castello, con tutto ciò che c'è dentro,

il prezzo salirà.

A proposito, avrei una domanda da farle.

Mi dica.

Insomma a quanto vuole vendere. Ah, certo, capisco. L'ascolto. Beh,

preferirei che prima di parlarne, lei visitasse con me tutte le stanze in modo

da avere un'idea più completa. Va bene.

Venite pure.

Accomodatevi, prego.

Allora.

C'è una cosa che dovete sapere.

Come vi ho detto, il castello ha un valore storico. È molto antico, anche

ciò che contiene.

Quindi, vorrei riuscire a venderlo, diciamo, ad un prezzo adeguato.

Però è meglio che io vi dica che proprio qui, un secolo fa, è accaduto un fatto

terribile. Una mia antenata è stata condannata a morire di fame.

In the secrets of the castle, because she had killed the husband who had

betrayed her.

I believe that her spirit is still here.

Honestly, we don't go to these things,

Vanessa.

We prefer to talk about business and not about ghosts.

My colleague will illustrate our ways of dealing with you.

And then we will talk again about the price.

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Thank you.

Fuck. Fuck.

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Thank you.

Oh.

It's really good.

And the champagne, by the way.

It's delicious.

Very good.

Don't you find it?

Really.

So, let's take the sex.

You're always the same. What are we going to do tonight?

Have you thought about everything?

Yes, yes.

And tell me, do you like this?

How sexy you are.

Me sto già arrapando.

Scusate un attimo.

Pronto, Alberto?

Sì, ciao, Marco.

Dimmi, sto lavorando. Volevo solo dirti che sono qui al castello. È davvero

molto bello. È molto grande, pieno...

I've already talked to the owner of the castle.

A strange guy. He thinks he's convinced that if you go around the house, the

ghost of one of his ancestors died in the cellars at least two centuries ago.

He's as mad as a horse, I'm telling you.

He asked me to stay here until I found a buyer.

Well, what's the price?

We talked to the Count, and since he wants to sell the castle with everything

I have, he tried to lower the price as much as possible. It was difficult, but

you know that in negotiations we always have great topics.

I don't know.

Well, tell me, are you having fun in Uruguay? What do you think?

Look, mine is a hard job. I'm always on a trip, and I never have a moment of

rest. I'm sorry.

Remember that you have to meet that client tomorrow, okay?

Of course I remember.

What do you think?

Look, we're working hard here.

Yes, yes, I know. Look, I'm not telling you anything.

I'm tired and stressed and I have to listen to your prayers.

But let me lose, come on.

And the practices? I'm sorry, but the ones I left in the office, as soon as I

return to the city, I'll try to close them and archive them.

Remember that I'm not here to have fun. Yes, but you have to do it quickly.

Yes, okay, Alberto. Okay.

Okay, we'll talk to you soon.

I'll tell you when I'm done with the castle.

And so yours would be a hard job.

Well, it's not a hard job. No, sure.

A bridge is your hard work.

You can say that. Your hard work.

But someone has to do it, right?

Who knows if everything the Count has told is true.

The Countess will have really killed her husband.

And she will have been really murdered alive in the cellars of the castle.

What is certain is that the story of the ghost is just a stupid fantasy.

This place begins to suggest me.

The Countess had to be obsessed by her husband to get to the point of killing

him.

Or... Or she was a bloodthirsty madwoman.

No, we can't go here.

Please. The Countess is waiting for us down in the living room.

It doesn't matter.

Just... Come on, let's go. We'll meet later.

Si può sapere dove eravate finiti? Allora?

Abbiamo passeggiato nel parco. Non volevamo farti aspettare, cara.

Sei arrabbiata?

Avreste dovuto chiedermi permesso, lo sai.

Non succederà più, tesoro, lo prometto. Siediti là.

E ora inizia a toccarti.

Va bene, contessa.

You know how to satisfy two women?

I'll do my best.

On your knees.

Right away.

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Hmm.

I knew you betrayed me.

Are you tired?

I'll make you a nice tea.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Bellissimo, vero? Molto. Caro signore, pensi che potrebbe diventare suo.

E poi ci sono almeno dieci giornate di terra.

Naturalmente è coltivabile.

È qualcosa di straordinario.

Infatti è sotto la tutela dei beni culturali ed è assolutamente una vera

occasione. Sì, è davvero notevole.

Ma il prezzo? Mi dica un po'. Possiamo...

Cominciare a parlarne?

Potremmo parlarne magari questa sera, dopo i Vespri.

Che ne dice? Ok.

Va bene.

È un'ottima idea.

Una bella cena.

Bene.

Se vuole seguirmi, le mostro il resto del castello. Perfetto.

As you can see, the furniture is modern.

It's fantastic.

Yeah.

All the pieces you see are absolutely original.

I see.

Good.

Do you want to follow me?

Well, sure.

I'm glad you liked it.

Ah,

my wife.

Be comfortable. Thank you.

This place is absolutely stunning.

I knew you would like it.

I know you. Shall we buy it?

It's a bit too expensive, but since you're asking, I'll think about it.

Very well, gentlemen.

I'm glad you visited the whole castle and you liked it.

I'm sorry you couldn't see the cellars. Unfortunately, they're not working

because they're restructuring them.

We'll agree for dinner tonight, so we can talk about business in front of a

great wine.

What do you think?

It's perfect for us. All right.

If you want to do another tour, do it.

Thank you, okay.

Okay, see you tonight.

We'll leave you.

Good afternoon.

Thank you for your time. See you later. Thank you. See you later. See you later.

Bye.

Are you happy?

Yes, a lot.

Me too, honey.

I just want you to be happy.

You're such a treasure.

You're so sweet.

It's really a huge place.

But we haven't seen the cellars. They really didn't recommend it. Come on,

honey. If you care so much.

Yes, let's go.

But down here it's all in order.

Ah, look.

Ah, there's also a bottle of open wine.

It's not strange.

It's a great start.

How is it? Good, right? It's really very good.

Yes. Yes.

Let's go.

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Vanessa? Vanessa?

Vanessa?

What the fuck is going on here?

James, what do you think of this fantastic villa?

Tell me, huh?

Bella. È più che bella. Una casa stupenda.

È speciale.

Già.

Tanta arrabbiare, eh?

Certo, sembra così allettante anche grazie alla presenza delle tue amiche,

non credi? Poi sicuramente loro riscaldano l'ambiente.

Già. Allora, quando ti decidi a firmare il compromesso, dove la trovi un'altra

meraviglia come questa?

Parliamone. Su, convincimi. So che sei un ottimo oratore. Puoi fare molto

meglio di così.

O mi sbaglio?

With a house like this, words are superfluous.

It's true.

I didn't want to tell you, but in fact this is my ideal house.

Marco, what the fuck do you want? I'm working!

Hello, Alberto.

I don't know what to do.

I need your help.

There's a ghost here in the castle who kills people.

What are you saying? A ghost?

Yes, a fucking killer ghost, did you hear me?

A ghost?

Come on, what have you done?

I bet you drank too much again, as usual. No, I'm telling you, the two

clients are dead.

They wanted to buy the castle.

And Vanessa too. I found her stuck in the bathtub.

I don't know what the hell I'm supposed to do. Help me.

I'm telling you, there's a ghost here who wants to get me out. Are you kidding

me? No!

Ghosts don't exist.

You're crazy.

Stop taking me around.

Now take a nice shower, okay? And stop farting or drinking wine.

That's crazy.

Now you're exaggerating. But I'm not drunk.

I'm telling you I'm in danger.

I feel like there's someone around me.

I'm scared.

Send someone here to help me. I don't know what to do. If I stay here, I'm

afraid I'll end up like Vanessa.

Again with this ghost?

There's a ghost in the castle. Now you see to stop it. You're making me waste

precious time. Look, I'm working.

I don't have time to waste with your stupid jokes.

Alberto, please, don't leave me here alone.

All right, I'll be there in a few days. Now have a good night's sleep. Courage,

go to sleep.

I don't know if he'll be alive in two days. Goodbye.

Your friend is right outside.

That's drunk Marzo. He sees ghosts. He drank too much, the idiot.

To some people alcohol hurts.

Yeah.

A toast to ghosts!

Cheers!

Cheers, guys!

To ours!

Come on, ghost, let me see what's in there.

There's definitely a ghost, I can feel it. Then maybe there's one here too,

right? Yes.

Have you found the ghost?

No. No, but I don't know.

I can feel it too.

What have you done?

What have you done?

Wow.

Stop.

Nooooo!

No one will ever put their hands on this castle again. Never!