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[Спикер 2]: This is going to be an epic boys' weekend. I want the biggest bedroom. No, you don't!

[Спикер 2]: They're like puppies. Did you get the collar? Harry's going to be so fucking

[Спикер 2]: pissed. Well, he deserves it for the way he treats Tommy. Darcy's driving up from the

[Спикер 2]: registry to put it on him. And he thinks he's coming up for a shoot and a piss-up?

[Спикер 2]: Well... He is. Tommy doesn't know. Nobody knows.

[Спикер 1]: I'm gonna leave you boys to it.

[Спикер 3]: Your mum wants to meet you. Your mum? She's asked three times.

[Спикер 2]: One of my favourite boys. Come on, it's time to go shooting.

[Спикер 3]: This one can carry my cartridges, can't he? Morning, Harry.

[Спикер 2]: Jack, you up the stairs?

[Спикер 3]: Five minutes. He's been here five minutes. Come on, it's one day. Get it?

[Спикер 2]: Right lads, slow, stay level with whoever's next to you. Flags up, give them

[Спикер 2]: a shake. Birds go up, they go over the guns. Don't get out in front because they will

[Спикер 2]: shoot you and I'm not doing the paperwork.

[Спикер 1]: Look at the state of you two. Here, Tanner. Mind if I have a go on your roo-gree later?

[Спикер 1]: Fuck off, mate. Only asking. Harry, we've got a bit of a surprise for you later. Yeah?

[Спикер 1]: What? You'll see.

[Спикер 3]: I never thought I'd love a man. You and me both, mate. He makes me laugh so much.

[Спикер 3]: That's because you've got a terrible sense of humor. Shut up. Let's pinch their

[Спикер 3]: clothes. Make them walk home in the nuddy. They're going to kill us.

[Спикер 2]: They've got to catch us first.

[Спикер 1]: I'm going to kill him. Both of them. I'm killing both of them. Afternoon.

[Спикер 3]: is so embarrassing. Those old boys look like they appreciate your arse. You

[Спикер 3]: little Let's go to the living room. What for? So I can fuck you in the ass. You're so

[Спикер 3]: good at draining my balls. It's nice to see you again. I'm here for Harry. Oh.

[Спикер 1]: Well, he's... I don't know where he is. Who's at the door? It's my groundskeeper,

[Спикер 1]: Mr. Darcy. This way. Lads, I've arranged a party.

[Спикер 3]: Tonight, on the lawn. I've invited all my friends with the biggest dicks. Oh, yeah.

[Спикер 3]: Tommy and Rory's arses are on the menu then.

[Спикер 2]: I've got an announcement!

[Спикер 1]: Harry Loramit, you were nominated by two citizens. By decree of the Magisterium,

[Спикер 1]: you are a chalice. Going forwards, any man can use your hole anytime. Very funny,

[Спикер 1]: Jack. Kit, very fucking funny. Get it off me. Get it off! You can't do this to me.

[Спикер 3]: You've always wanted to know what it's like, mate. I wouldn't touch that. It

[Спикер 3]: shocks you.

[Спикер 2]: He's all yours lads.