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Look, man.

Hey man, what you're talking about.

We are got muscles together.

Hey sister.

You got.

Is that shit even legal?

What's going on?

I'm trying to hear the story, big dog.

Sit the fuck down, please.

Okay, okay.

Okay, well, I was talking to the judge

and the judge was like, you leave me no choice.

You forced my hands.

Like, what does that even mean?

Maybe you're the reason.

But she's black and I didn't even do nothing.

That's what a favor.

What happened man, talk to me?

Man, shut the fuck up, man.

Come on, talk to me.

So this is how it started.

♪ To the money

♪ To the money

♪ We get to the money

♪ Money, money, money, money

♪ I get

What's up ladies.

Wait, wait, what's up with you?

Trying to hook up with you.

Oh, please.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Tamika, can I take you out?

I don't consider Ms. Ann's out.

Everybody likes a ghetto burger.

Watch out.

Watch out, bro.

Not everybody.

So, what do you like?

See exactly.

If you have to ask, you ain't ready for all this, boo.

But if I don't date you, then how am I gonna know

what you like?

Figure it out, I gotta go.

- Come on y'all. - Y'all trippin'.

Oh, thanks y'all for letting me have the table.

I was gonna sit here anyway. All right.

♪ I get to the money

♪ He get to the money

♪ She get to the money

♪ We get to the money

♪ I turn 10 racks and the 20 racks ♪

♪ I turned 20 racks to 100

♪ I'm the boss man and eight sound ♪

♪ Now they're calling me the number one star ♪

♪ I get to the money

♪ He get to the money

♪ She get to the money

♪ We get to the money

♪ I turned 10 racks and the 20 racks ♪

♪ I turned 20 racks to 100

♪ I'm the boss man and eight sound ♪

♪ Now they're calling me the number one star ♪

♪ I gotta bend the law

♪ Louis with the fur

♪ I just spent some

♪ These diamonds in my uh

♪ My pet disappear

♪ You pet insecure

♪ I just off the hoe

♪ Lay your bestie you're here

♪ Damn all my money in here

♪ Fake they ain't sleeping

Bruh, fraternities are for suckers.

What are you even talking about, man?

I'm feeling some type of way about

what you're saying right now.

You've seen Tamika.

Look, I'm part of a brotherhood, man.

I will kill everybody about that shit.

Everybody in here.

You're the only one in here.

So, do the math.

Yeah, yeah, I heard you, but have you seen Tamika?

Oh, what can I do to you two la...

For you ladies today.

We heard you got some tickets on the low.

Hey, let me tell you something, Flip got everything you need.

We just want tickets to the game.

Thank you.

- Okay, how many you need? - Two.

Two? All right, hold on.

Y'all sure you don't want more

'cause you know it's like a dope game.

The more you buy, the bigger discount.

- Just two. - Okay.

- And they better work. - Man, shit, I got my mall.

Yo, look me up, no complaints.

Do you need anything else.

Some Bon Bons, some Cheetos or Shea butter, Starbucks.

You know, referrals can get your dick out, discounts.

- No, we're good. - Bye Flip.

All right, cool.

I'll see y'all.

I got Starbucks too.

You a fine girl.

Snow bunny number two.

Oh, where was I?

Oh yeah, fraternity is a brotherhood, man.

You know it's about solidarity, shit like that.

Man, you ain't work for nobody, but your damn self.

I ain't even see new pledge.

That's 'cause I pledged online.

Online?

What, you got hazed on Skype?

Whatever, man, I am third generation alpha.

Thank you very much.

Third generation of scammer.

Yeah, look, it cost me five bands to get

into this, brother.

I'm just saying man.

Tamika is like dudes that's about something, man.

Dudes they got some you know.

They got a car or some nice clothes, wear deodorant,

shit like that.

Dudes with clout, not do boys.

Do boy?

Man, you must have me confused.

Man, shut up and hook me up.

All right, well you asked me.

All right, I print you up $300 brother.

All right, what I gotta do?

Shit, just go to the store, buy some stuff,

soda, gum, candy and keep the change.

It's all on you.

We'll give it here, 'cause you ain't got no juice!

Yo and give me one of them Katt Williams

from miss Anne's too, bruh.

And my split.

What do you need with the Katt Williams

and all this other shit you've got up in here.

'Cause they're piece juice is fresh as fuck bruh.

Stop playing with me.

You know that already.

- What's your cut? - 60/40.

You get the 40 after you spend.

But I'm taking all the risk.

I'm the genius with the ink.

Yeah, you ain't learn nothing at econ class, did you?

- I know it ain't fair. - Supply and demand.

These are my supplies, so those are my demands.

Yeah, you do that.

What's going on.

I know it ain't fair, that's what I do know.

Let me see this.

I'm gon' get Tamika.

Well, what all back paid.

How are you gonna buy her with money fool?

Not your mother, Tamika.

I'm gonna get her.

Godfather stuff.

No, no, no, look at me bruh.

It's a process, do not rush.

- You hear me? - I hear.

Can I use your bike?

Yeah, all day long.

- You got it bro. - Oh, thanks man.

That's gonna cost you, though.

Damn, Flip you're the kind that have their mother

pay for a kidney.

I mean she got it, hell, but I'm the one

with the family support.

Shit, everything got a price.

See you lame, but you my boy.

I might be a lame, Braxton P. Hart in the brig.

But I tell you what, if you get caught man,

do not put my name in the shit, okay?

You hear me, don't put my name.

Why are you even saying that? What's with you?

- Man, you're tripping. - I'll be back.

She not even worth it, bruh.

Bruh, she's wifey without the ring.

We could be making babies with no babies.

So fucking lame.

Man, she must suck dick like one new fish

that cleaned the fish tank.

Man, she would not even go fuck with you.

Look what you do, you collect PEZ dispensers.

He wouldn't even know what the head hittin' like.

- Huh, what you say? - Trevor, Trevor.

You what?

He ain't hit that yet, seriously.

Hell no.

Hey, hey, hey, she's a good girl.

That's what they all say, man.

That nigger will believe anything.

Hey, man, I thought Amerika was a good girl too.

She had five kids that happened to look like me.

Now I'm the one on lock down, you know what I mean?

You see you didn't do your homework.

Amerika is on that 007 shit.

Look Amerika is my rider bruh, not a passenger.

Yeah, she'd be running you like a fucken dry horse.

That's why you got all them kids.

Hey man, you got the test for Mr. Boswell?

Oh yeah, no doubt.

Yeah, here you go.

Mr. Lee, Mr. Tate, Boswell.

Bam $20.

Thank you, sir.

Hey and look, get a couple of wrong man.

Everybody know your dumb ass can't ACE no test.

All right.

shit.

Bruh, do you ever strap up?

All the time man?

Shit, I think Amerika was putting holes

in my condoms or something, bruh.

Well that makes sense.

That's why you got a million kids.

Man, my mom was a single parent.

I ain't had no daddy to teach me shit.

So she only taught me what she knew.

So I know how to braid hair

and she taught me how to moisturize and all that shit.

You could've of kept that shit to yourself.

Yeah, my mom's too.

I mean, but she tried, though.

Shit, we in college, they ain't do too bad.

My pops died when we was young.

He left me and my mom cheeze

so we could be straight, you know.

Y'all out here buying Jordans and whatnot.

I'm storing up my nuts.

You sure got it looking like a store in this mother.

It is a store in this motherfucker.

Thank you, sir.

Hey, let me get one of those blunts.

Yeah, no doubt.

- Just want one? - Yeah.

All right, $2.

- $2? - Yeah, $2.

It's only 99 cents in the store.

Convenience cost, brother.

I'll get you change.

What I'm try to figure out, if you love them,

she a ride or die, why didn't you put a ring on her finger yet?

Because man, she don't sweat the small stuff like that.

All she wants is money, so I give her what she wants.

You see that's a lame excuse 'cause didn't your

mom marry your pops?

Yeah, because that's probably what my mom wanted.

No bruh, what I'm trying to figure out.

So if shell press you about putting a ring on a finger,

you ain't gonna do it?

Basically.

- Makes sense to me. - Right, on.

Well I got to go y'all, I'm gonna be late to class.

Bruh, you always wanna be the the first one to class.

Boy don't he though, hold up.

You already know. All right, bruh.

♪ I get to the money

♪ He get to the money

♪ She get to the money

♪ We get to the money

♪ I turned 10 racks into 20 racks ♪

♪ Turned 20 racks to 100

♪ I'm the boss man in A-Town

♪ And they calling me the number one star ♪

♪ Now I made the dollar

♪ Cut the points and kill them

♪ Panamera roof got me looking through the ceiling ♪

♪ Turbo gas the engine

♪ Head towards a million

♪ The way I double stacks

♪ Man you know about my business ♪

♪ Money is the topic

♪ You are not an option

♪ I'm out here for the bands

♪ Man I gotta make a profit

♪ Hustle like I'm Gotti

♪ Bowling like I'm Scottie

♪ I can ride Bugatti

♪ Ice all over my body

♪ If I been getting money

♪ And he be getting money

♪ And she be getting money

♪ Then we be getting money

♪ My pocket bulgin' my pistol showing ♪

♪ They're worried about nigga

♪ These niggas, these niggas

♪ All I wanna do is show my ass ♪

♪ Try'na figure out how to get richer ♪

♪ I get to the money

♪ He get to the money

♪ She get to the money

♪ We get to the money

♪ I turned 10 racks into 20 racks ♪

♪ Turned 20 racks to 100

♪ I'm the boss man in the A-Town ♪

♪ They be calling me the number one star ♪

♪ I get to the money

♪ He get to the money

♪ She get to the money

♪ We get to the money

Now tell me, remember what we said

about proper courtroom etiquette?

Did you wash your face?

Mom, I washed my face.

Are you sure, 'cause.

Mom, mom, I got it, I got it.

Attorney Sams.

Hi, Hello Mrs. Bryant nice to see you.

- This must be. - Yes, this is my son, Drake.

Nice to meet you.

Courtroom's this way.

All right, all right.

Attention, attention, court is now in session.

Cell phones should be placed on silent at this time.

In the event a cell phone goes off for any reason,

it is punishable by 48 hours in jail for contempt

and $1000 fine.

Everyone raise for the honorable Judge Harris.

♪ Yeah baby

You may be seated.

Carson versus Davis.

Raise your right hand.

Do you swear to tell the whole truth, so help you God.

- I do. - I do.

Ms. Davis, you are being accused

of not paying rent for two months.

You care to explain.

I've been ill, your honor.

I lost my job due to this disability.

I plan on.

You have three days to vacate the premises or pay.

Next.

The state versus Arthur Dinkleberg.

Do you swear to tell the whole truth

and nothing but the truth, so help you God.

I do.

You may be seated.

Mr. Dinkleberg, I am so tired of seeing you in my courtroom.

And what are you wearing?

It's obvious that you're confused.

Are you a Blood or Crip today,

with that black man's uniform on?

Well, what do you have to say for yourself?

Your honor, I'm trying.

You refuse to do right, Mr. Dankleberg.

Your honor, these streets are, well, they mean.

You pistol whipped three people

while in the commission of a robbery

and apparently urinated on a fourth and then smacked a baby.

Whoa, whoa, allegedly.

You leave me no choice

and have forced my hand, Mr. Dinkleberg.

Mr. Fields, what do you propose that I do with your client?

- May I approach the bench? - No.

And you should have told your client

not to wear that black man's uniform in my courtroom.

Your honor, please give him a chance.

He will be attending anger management

and seeking employment.

I thought the streets were mean to him.

We recommend probation and let's say $500 restitution.

So be it.

Mr. Dinkleberg, I am going to give you an opportunity

to get yourself together, but I do not want to see you

back in my courtroom.

Thank you, your honor.

I promise you won't see me again, I promise.

Promises, promises.

Get out.

Thank you your honor.

The State versus Bryant.

Mr. Sam.

Mr. Sam.

Yes your honor.

How does your client plead?

Well, he pleads guilty with an explanation.

Oh, I can't wait to hear this explanation Mr. Sams.

Well your honor, look at my client.

He is a college student.

He has no priors.

Yes, he is the product of a single parent household

and yes he didn't have a positive male role model,

but he comes from a strong home.

He has the support of his mother and his extended family.

What do you recommend Mr. Sams?

We wanna go all the way, your honor.

80 hours of community service and we pay restitution.

Mr. Sams, Mr. Bryant has forced my hand

and I have to make an example out of him.

Then I would beg the court for leniency.

Duly noted.

He will do 400 hours of community service.

He will pay restitution of $2,500

and he will be on house arrest for six months.

Your honor, that's excessive considering the charges

and is non-existent record.

My client has never even had a parking ticket.

You are pushing it, Mr. Sams

and it's going to start immediately.

Can he at least finish the semester?

No.

Next Bailiff.

Sorry, I'm sorry.

Sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

The state versus William Roberts II.

What the hell was that?

A white gang banger who beat the babies

gets a better deal than a black college kid

with no priors for counterfeit money.

I know it sounds unfair

but the judge has the final say.

What can we appeal?

I don't recommend it.

What the hell am I paying you $6,000 for?

Six thousand dollers!

Look, there's a stigma against your kind

that I can't control.

I'm sorry, what kind?

I am on your side.

I'm down with you people.

My wife is black.

Your wife is black?

Well, her maiden name is Rebecca Black,

but that puts me down with the swirl.

Drake, let's go before I catch a case of my own.

Wait, I have to get you assigned to PO.

Drake, handle that and I'll be outside.

Yes ma'am.

Girl, I could have put my foot up in his ass.

Do you know he thinks because he's married to a woman

whose maiden name is Black that she's black.

That's some shit.

You know he said you're kind, and I paid this fool $6,000.

Now I'm really in jeopardy losing the house

already in foreclosure.

Welcome to my world.

I'm gonna write to my Congressman about this.

I'm going to tell anybody who will listen.

I may even call the news.

You better be calling NACA about

that house safe program.

You know what I think calling the news is a good idea.

But what are you gonna do about that house?

Girl, Drake got me all messed up.

I could kill him.

You're right, I've gotta focus.

Call them and make sure

you have everything you need.

All right, I'm gonna call them right now.

I'll talk to you later.

NACA, how may I direct your call?

Hi, yes.

I am calling to verify my appointment for tomorrow.

Who is your housing counselor?

Ms. Wanda Coleman.

Hold please.

Hello, you've reached Ms. Coleman.

NACA will be assisting individuals Saturday

August 5th, by appointment only.

We'll think of something, we'll think of something.

We'll think of something.

Ms. Jefferson, Judge Harris just ordered my client

to start his house arrest immediately.

I have a full case load, honey.

- Please. - No.

How can you deny a face like that?

- This is your client. - Yes.

- Okay, I'll do it this time. - Thank you.

Drake, this is Ms. Jefferson.

She will be your PO.

You're in good hands.

Keep your nose clean, kid.

I got it from here.

One thing he does have right is I got good aim.

Yeah, I go to college and I know I've made

a couple mistakes and it's just a little problem being there.

So you mean to tell me you could avoided this semester

just by giving up the mill?

Well, that's what I told him there is no mill,

I just found the money.

Yeah, right.

Oh, you must be Ms. Bryant.

- Yes, I'm his mother. - How are you?

Hi.

As well I'll be setting up his braclets and reports.

Great, thank you so much.

We just wanna get all of this behind us.

Yes, of course.

I like see this put behind your son also.

Thank you.

Yes, I'll touch.

I will be in touch.

Nice suit.

Thank you.

I got you.

Son, do you see now how this system

is stacked against black men.

Yeah.

I just want more for you and your brother.

Little ungrateful bastard has no idea what I got through

just to put food on a table every goddamn night.

Got me up in court, shit.

You've been in school for two years with no major,

undecided, fucking decide Drake.

Playing video games and walking around here

with your pants hanging off your ass is not a major.

I don't know what I wanna do.

You need to think economic freedom.

Be your own boss.

- You're right, I'm trying. - I know I'm right.

People don't just work 30 years on a job

just to retire anymore.

Right, I'm trying mom, but I am.

Over here racking up student loans and now lawyer fees.

I can't do it, Drake.

That's not fair, I can't do it.

Can this day get anymore fucked up.

Here we go.

License, registration and proof of insurance.

Wow.

No hi, ma'am you know...

License, registration and proof of insurance ma'am.

- Can you get my-? - I clocked you going

41 on a 35.

Wow, a whole six miles over the speeding limit.

Sign me up for NASCAR.

Yeah here, I can't find my insurance card.

I'm sure I'm in your system now.

We're all in your system.

There's no need to yell ma'am.

Yelling, wow.

I was yelling, yelling.

How long is this gonna take ma'am?

I have somewhere to be.

Just a few minutes ma'am.

Yeah, this is all your fault.

God Drake, I didn't raise you and your brother up like this.

I'm not supposed to be here, I don't go to court.

I don't bail out, I don't pay for the lawyers.

I don't get pulled over from the cops.

God!

It's not the life I wanted for you.

Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Just gonna look at me with that dumb look on your face.

I'm sorry.

Just shut up.

Sorry.

Always sorry.

I cannot believe all this bullshit

I've been through all day.

God, this is stupid.

While you're at it ma'am, can you please write down

your name and your badge number?

Thanks.

You need to learn some respect for the uniform.

Be a better example for your boy.

Oh, I am a good example for him.

I'm teaching him not to take any bull from anyone,

even if it does wear a uniform.

I'm just doing my job.

You could have really hurt yourself or someone else.

Reckless driving.

Sign here.

What are the charges?

Speeding and disorderly conduct.

I'm not signing anything.

See you in court.

That's your right.

Have a good day, ma'am.

Yo, Drake, man what your momma look like man.

What your momma look like, does she have a fat ass?

Why do you wanna know what my mama looks like?

Man, y'all nasty, bro.

Man, show us some more man, about your mama.

Show me you mama, my dick is hard, man.

So what's up with you and Drake.

What do you mean?

- I mean he all right? - All right?

I see the way you look at him,

like you wanna give him some of that good, good.

Look, he ain't getting nothing from over here.

I'm saving this good good for my husband.

I don't get down like that..

We'll send his naive, sexy ass my way

'cause he can ride this ass like an Uber.

Oh hi, that's your daughter.

Oh no, this is my granddaughter.

- Thanks. - Bye.

But no man, for real though, man,

she aint looking that bad, man.

She gettin' my dick hard. Tell her I said hello.

Hey man. Leave the man alone, man.

Tell your story, man.

Tell your story, man.

Like I was saying.

I'm depending on you and your brother

to break this family curse.

Look, I'm sorry, your father wasn't a better man

but I'm not gonna let that stop you.

Maybe if dad would've been here,

maybe if I would've had that...

See, I'm not gonna accept that as an excuse.

Drake, you can be great.

Hell, you are great.

You just can't let this fucked up system suck you in.

I know, mama, I wanna make you proud of me.

I don't wanna see you hurt.

I don't know what to do.

It's too late for that.

- Don't you have dreams, Drake? - I do, I do have dreams.

And I don't mean when you smoking the weed.

And I don't mean when you're smoking wee, does that count?

You gotta do better, Drake.

You have to put it to work.

Is that Mr. Vincent?

- Hey. - Mr. Vincent.

How are you there Ms. Bryant.

I'm good, how are you?

What can I do you for?

I need an oil change.

I'm heading out of town for business.

Oh, okay.

Well, it'll be about 30 minutes,

but do you think you could pay me the front this time.

My old lady, she need a few dollars of gas.

It's a bingo night.

- It's $20, right? - For you.

For everybody else down here, it's $30.

Really?

Well, I'm sorry, but your boy got locked up.

Shit, your money might be funny.

Wow, news sure does travel fast around here.

Yeah, sure does.

All right, 30 minutes, right?

Yeah, 30 minutes.

I'll be back, I'm gonna go ahead and give this money to Linda.

Hellen, come over here and look at that.

For what, it's nothing out that window for me.

Got a shade tree mechanic set up out here.

♪ Dipstick, you know what dipstick ♪

♪ Let me change the oil, hey, let me change the oil hey. ♪

♪ I said, dipstick

♪ My shit dipstick hey, let me change the oil. ♪

Oh, my lord, you get on my nerves.

Every time you've eaten them damn nuts,

you be messing up my blinds, you need to get

out of that damn window.

You need to get off my nuts, how about that?

You need to get some nuts.

- I got nuts, hello. - In what world?

Chocolate nuts at that.

Get out that window before they see you, Harold.

- Give me the phone. - For what?

Give me the phone, woman.

Child please, you better get it your damn self.

You know what, you better talk to me.

Uh-oh. There go the phone right now.

Yeah, you better be glad it was right there.

911, what is the location of your emergency?

We over here 321 Sierra Hotel.

Indigo, Victor Echo Romeo street.

- Mr. Bookman. - That Shavar yes.

Yeah, this is me, we have a major, major disturbance.

There is what you might refer to as the unsavory gentlemen,

lurking around my humble abode.

You might call him a shade tree mechanic of sorts.

That doesn't sound like a crime

or an emergency Mr. Bookman.

Well, I tell you what it was a crime

when he was charging me $50 to change my tire.

Harold, get up that damn window.

You're so embarrassing.

Let me ask you a question, Mr. 911.

Is it legal for people to lurk in your neighborhood, huh?

Officer's are on the way.

Thank you.

Why do you have to be so embarrassing?

I know all those people down at that 911 dispatch station

hate to see our number come up.

One day it's gonna be an emergency for real

and they're not gonna answer the phone.

Silence, silence.

Boys, I'm leaving.

Drake, grab my bag.

Take this $20, order pizza tonight.

Make sure you take care of your brother.

Mom, watching Dante, he's 15.

Yeah, I'm grown.

Boy, I'll tell you when you're grown.

As a matter of fact, I'll have your uncle

watch over the both of you.

You are on house arrest.

Well, you ain't got tell Unc nothing.

House arrest ain't even started yet.

Kareem, I need you to watch over the boys while I'm gone.

And you know what, you have two weeks to find a job

or find somewhere else to stay.

Yeah, yeah, that's why I'm putting these applications

right now.

Don't yaah, yeah me.

I'm serious, I'm tired of your free loading ass.

Why you won't talk down to me in front of boys like that.

You know I got low self esteem pressure.

Plus you wouldn't be talking to me like that

if my brother was still here.

Okay, well he's not.

That's why I divorced his ass.

And how did I end up with you anyway?

You got lucky.

What y'all looking at?

Why was still dropped both of y'all like a bad habit.

I ain't the one player.

I'm not the one.

Your mother saved you a lot of time.

Come on

I ain't afraid of you.

You ain't the rock, you're the pebble.

Drake grab my bag.

Everybody got good hair.

All right, why can't y'all just love each other.

We do.

I love you too, baby.

I hope this nigga is finished.

Hey, hey, how are you doing there Ms. Bryant.

All done?

Oh yeah, I'm good, I'm good.

You good to go.

You just need to keep an eye on them oil gauze, okay.

- All right. - Yeah.

See, you got your little nasty juice.

No, this good juice.

You know Jesus drink.

But Jesus ain't drink no beer.

Have a good weekend Mr. Vincent.

Okay then.

Boys, looking like the Jackson two.

Bye dady's little girl.

Oh, Larry, I got to go.

I got some activity.

It looked like she trying to leave

and not take them delinquents.

Get out of the damn window, Harold.

I'm about to get all the way up in it.

It seems like nowadays that's all you're good at anyhow.

All right boys.

Careful, mama.

- Love you. - Love you too.

Take care of your brother.

Take care of your brother.

No company.

You be safe, have fun.

Don't even worry about us.

We'll be home with Unc.

It's gonna be good.

What did I just say?

No company.

- I love y'all. - Bye mama.

You go ahead and enjoy yourself.

And Drake stay in the house.

Yes ma'am.

Get in the house.

How about you, what'd you talking about?

You ain't going nowhere.

Turn up.

You gotta know when there's activity

around your humble abode.

Okay, so what harm has it brought to our house?

None.

And you stay in that window all day and all night.

When I leave, you in the window.

When I come back, you're in the window.

Does that not seem like it's something wrong

with that picture?

It does not concern you that these boys

are gonna be by they self?

Man, bro, the judge gave me house arrest.

I gotta take Mr. Simmons exam or I'll lose my scholarship.

Bruh, over some fake money.

Hell yeah, and hardcore people just bailing.

I thought your ass had a lawyer anyway.

I did, but everything on the internet ain't good.

Hey my nigga, you ain't turned state on me, did you?

Come on Flip?

Come on, really?

Hey, but for real you can take that test

online, though Drake.

All right, bet.

Oh, you know we having a party tonight.

Yo ass can't even come on.

I swear y'all weren't listening.

I'm on house arrest, I have to watch Dante.

Mom Duke's went out of town with some bullshit.

We had to pay that lawyer $6,000.

I'm afraid we're gonna lose the house.

What?

But look, we can bring the party to you though.

And we can charge motherfuckers to come to the party.

I'm with you like a motherfucker.

Y'all gotta invite Tamika, bruh.

All right, I got you.

But what time though?

Nine sound about right.

- Yeah, that'll work. - Yeah, that's cool.

All right, I'm gonna get Unc to get the liquor

and you get the gas.

And Travis, get your fat ass off my bed.

Bruh, my nigga why would I be on your bed?

I don't do shit like that, but I'm gonna fuck with you though.

This is so crazy, man.

- That nigga lame as fuck. - As hell, bruh.

But look, I'm speaking to that party, man.

I can get my brothers from the Allowed Money Cartel

come on through Robski turn it up.

You know how we do it.

I don't.

Bruh, you always talking about, you know some damn body.

Robski don't know your motherfucking name.

Bruh, I do know Robski, bro.

What are you talking about?

Anyway man.

Hey, you don't think he put me in his mess, did you?

Hey, we gotta do a little shout out.

Everybody got nobody...

Hey, hey don't skip over my shit, man.

Do you think your boy snitched on me or not?

Hell no.

He ain't no type of nigga like that.

Bruh ain't gon' fold.

Everybody type of nigga like that.

But all right, I got you on this party, man.

But if you wanna be technically being 100

you owe the nigga 'cause you put him in the shit.

Bruh, first of all, he knew what it was

when he took that paper, man.

So shit, technically it's on him.

He a grown ass man.

You put it that way, fuck him.

We gon' bring his ass a party here remember.

You already know, man.

Money, money, money.

Oh no, mama, no, no.

Oh, she a freak, she a feathery freak.

And a gangster.

Where's the money.

Let me get out of this room.

There we go.

Dear Mrs. Vanessa Bryant, this is a formal notification

that your house had been in call foreclosured.

That's why you were upset.

Now look, if you wanna come over, you can come over,

but you gotta meet me on the corner.

Just meet me around the block.

Leaf street.

Unc Unc here, I need to buy some beer

and a few bottles of gin for the night, all right.

What's happening tonight?

Well, since I can leave, we're gonna throw a party here.

A party?

A house arrest party, raise some money for mom

for some lawyer fees. It's going to be dirty South side,

don't worry about it, just get the drinks Unc.

Oh, this is $40, man.

What kind of drink can you get for $40.

This ain't gonna drink for $40.

Do you honestly want me to tell mama

about grandma's silver.

Okay, so you want gin and some red goose.

Figure it out Unc, figure it out.

You broke ass.

Broker than anyone.

You want me to throw a party with $40, $40?

You still got that membership card at the warehouse, yeah?

Back in the days we could throw a party for nothing.

You know what I'm saying?

Kool-Aid and bag of chips.

All we have some music dance.

Today kids don't know nothing.

Hey Dante, I have a few people coming over tonight.

So stay in your room.

Man, leave $20 on my nightstand and leave me alone.

Okay, I'm concentrating.

And besides your breath smells like ass.

Oh God.

Wait, what are you talking about? I don't have any money.

I saw you take that money out of mom's emergency stash.

Did you not?

Don't lie either.

Yeah.

Can't even steal in peace anymore.

Shut up and stay in your room.

Man whatever.

Damn.

Something going on over there.

That boy cleaning up.

Say you're not bothering anybody.

Oh they bothered somebody out, right.

And his name is Bookman.

And what exactly are they doing to you, sweetheart?

Can you please tell me what they're doing?

He's moving around too much.

And what does that do to you, sweetheart?

Just don't like it.

Oh gosh.

There's a lot of things you do that I just don't like,

but I'm still sitting here like a damn fool.

You ain't no fool.

All right, Unc got the drinks, Flip got gas,

Travis got the people, we just need some food.

Hey Jalissa, hey cous, we're having a party tonight.

It need to use your EBT card.

What's in it for me?

You know I got you.

And what time?

Nine o'clock.

I think about it.

Hey, before you go, tell your brother

to bring his DJ equipment.

I'll think about it.

Nine o'clock sharp, not colored people time, nine o'clock.

Jallissa, hello, hello.

We about to turn up.

♪ I'm really feeling myself

♪ Can't you

♪ I'm really feeling

Hey, what's going on fellas?

That's it, that's it.

Hey, make sure y'all come out to the hardest party,

I'd get man, bring some girls, tell some girls.

You know what I'm saying?

Do your thing, man.

Classic man dressing there.

Old lad dressed like a youth pastor.

Yeah, I'm passing out the flyers right now.

Hey, come here, walking past me.

Make sure y'all come out to the party, man.

It's gonna be up extravagant party.

Y'all come?

All right, bring some friends, tell somebody, man.

Hey, come here.

Come here.

Keep walking.

Make sure you come out to the party, babe.

You got the address, no you did.

Hey, bring your mama too.

We gon' need a chaperone.

Whatever.

Hey, wait, wait, what's going on Tamika,

you ain't gon speak?

What's up.

Hey Tamika, Drake wants you to come out to his party, man.

So why didn't he call and invite me himself.

Shit, I don't know, but he really liked you, man.

He really digging you.

everybody else.

Nah, nah, nah.

He a good dude, he ain't even like that.

A good dude, but I just heard he's about to go to prison

for some silly mess he got into with Flip.

Where the fuck you heard that from?

Damn, news travels fast.

But nah, don't tell nobody that shit.

What's the address.

I shouldn't even come after what happened at Figarea's.

Man, he was getting that money up,

trying to impress you, man.

He a good dude, man.

You harder than advanced calculus

and I failed that shit two times.

I did see his record on mugshots

and he only have one arrest.

See?

Just text me the address.

Okay, I got you, I got you.

Okay, come on, come on.

I'll see you later, Tamika.

Text me the address.

Not before I take a picture of that ass.

not going to the damn party.

We're going to the Cave.

It gets to the point where

Damn door.

What's happening Dante?

What's up Travis?

It's getting late, nobody's here yet.

You sure people coming Travis.

You sure people coming.

Yeah, man, calm down, it's just eight o'clock.

Bruh, relax.

Hit the blunt.

Come on, come on, there we go.

You told me the nigga he was good.

You know he does this every single day

all day, right.

He ain't got no damn life.

Hey yo, I am right here.

Don't nobody give a damn, you need to hear

this type of stuff.

I feel like I'm Steve Harvey, teaching you

how to think like a man, man.

I gotta take you under my wing

or you gonna end up like your big brother.

Really Travis.

Look, I got 10 kills, did you see that?

You see that shit, there we go, there we go.

Shut the hell up!

You know I had to pay his greedy ass, right.

Hey, I'm proud of him.

He bout that cheddar and his sneaker game on point now.

It's hopeful.

I bet you no one can tell the difference.

Shit, Michael Jordan

But for real man, Jordan rich as shit.

And you got poor kids out here killing over shoes

and all that man.

It's like, man, when I'm on is weed,

it like to give me super powers

to be a philosopher or something.

I feel like Farrakan one of them 100 black leaders

or somebody, man.

Yeah, okay Travis.

That's your lead to come home man.

I slam big ass too.

Oh, Jaliss got the big speakers.

Hello, can y'all get the rest of the bags out the car?

Hell no, but what are we eating on.

Y'all some broke ass niggas anyway, do it matter?

Girl, you better look around, we're the future.

Oh really?

My name hold weight in this city.

You better act like you know it.

Travis, Slim I'm gonna need you

to watch the door tonight and make sure you collect

that cash, check everybody coming inside.

Hey bro, I got you, all right.

Who will be on the grill though?

I gotta eat, man.

Unc is on the grill, bro.

We going to pay you.

I know you only want a slab for real.

You gonna get them.

That's all I need man, just keep them coming,

keep them coming.

Hey bruh, who got that gas?

Flip, Flip Wayne man, you good.

Man, that nigga lame man.

No Flip good people I trust him.

Ha Amerika got that ass in check.

Don't you need to get them bags in the kitchen?

That's why you single.

Why in the hell do we have on those fake man Jordan's, man.

Jordan fat as hell on them shoes, brother.

Nigga like Rose.

I thought that were on the shoes, Slim.

Travis, do they really look that bad?

Man, I told you about them fake ass shoes.

You need to stop wearing them around me.

You bought them from a nigga named Jordan,

but those ain't Jordans.

Looking good, Unc.

Looking good.

Back up, you owe me some money, player.

What do you mean?

You want me $39.43 plus some gas.

- I got you. - No you don't.

Unc, I'm a scholar in the making.

You possibly need your ass whooping in the making

and I don't want no fake money either.

- Really? - Yeah, really.

And since your mama charge me, I'm charging your ass.

Want no free loading.

Who the hell are supposed to be?

Man, just shut up and spread them, man.

What the hell, I thought this was.

I gotta check, come on now.

I knew we should have went to the Cave.

Excuse you.

Watch your hand.

Who the hell do you think is?

I'm your way in here.

Go on in there.

I'm going to the truck.

Hey Travis, get out of the food, man.

Man, this party gonna be popping,

I can feel it.

Nobody's here.

They're coming, cool down.

Did you call Flip?

Yeah, he ain't answered though.

Call them again.

In fact, call aunt Marie, she always picks up.

This party is gonna be popping for damn sure.

Yo Amerika, this T.

Oh you heard from Flip?

No, why?

Oh, he's supposed to be bringing his cousin

to my man Drake's party.

What party and what cousin?

Travis?

Yeah, so just tell him, hit my line

when you see him.

What she say?

He gon be here, I told you.

Calm down, trust me.

Trust, nobody wants to trust her.

I definitely don't trust Flip.

He ain't never been good.

He's the reason why I'm in fricking trouble right now.

Travis.

Come on dog.

All right, solo neighborhood watch 001.

There's some sort of a festivity going on?

A license plate volvo echo, tango Foxtrot.

There's a Honda Prelude.

I must say that for Libra tango whiskey.

- Say what man. - Oh, man.

Goddamn, man, how you walking up on people, boy?

Man, what you doing out here?

Look, I'm out here walking my dog.

I should have sick them on your ass. Sick it, sick it.

Not me, not me.

Not me, not me.

With BluRay goggles on, man.

It look like to me you're snooping, sticking around.

I don't Snoop, you understand me?

I'm about protecting the neighborhood

and making a record of it.

- You understand me? - Yeah, yeah.

I can dig it.

Like this, what'd you think going on up there?

Look like to me is a house party going on

and they forgot to invite old Pork Chop.

I gotta be honest with you Pork Chop,

if I was throwing the party,

I might've left you off the list too.

That's cute.

They about to see who Pork Chop really is,

magnanimous, micatosis, macaroni and cheese.

That puppy pissing on your PJ's dog.

God dang it.

Hold on dog.

Come on dog.

There's also a Chrysler zebra sierra golf whiskey

niner niner five.

Come on.

So tell me baby, why you still got this hat on?

It must give you super powers or something.

You know, man gotta have his hat on.

You know in case he get into something.

So what you planning on getting into tonight?

Well, you know it is what it is.

I'm like you know, I get in to somewhere

- I need to get myself into. - Anything?

- Uncle, what are you doing? - Hey, what the hell.

Me and Helen are over here chillin' man.

Okay, that's nasty.

The police were just here, they said a neighbor called.

It probably was Mr. Bookman.

I'm sorry, Drakey.

I'm so sorry.

I gotta go Kareem, I have to skedaddle.

Come on, man, look at all that.

Focus, focus, you're burning up all the food.

I ain't paying you nothing, nothing.

Nothing.

Man, oh. Missed my Viagra. I'm gonna have to by two more pills.

Damn that food man, you gon pay for this Viagras man.

Come on here, have fun.

Watch your pretty socks.

$20, please.

Tell him about it.

I told him, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Let me check, let me check.

What's you checking for.

Pretty feet and big ass.

All right Tony, let me see.

That would be $20 a piece.

Go ahead boy, have a good time.

What?

What do you want?

I'm on the VIP list, go check your list.

I ain't got no $20, VIP.

First name.

For real.

Yeah.

Shave that mustache bitch.

Look man, you wanna get in here, I gotta check, all right.

$20 man, $20.

Test the damn Brute off.

Turned up, turned up, baby.

Pork Chop is turned up.

Extra gravy for the ladies.

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

Yes.

Okay, let me tell you something, sugar mama.

I'm usually not this tall, but umm...

I got Skittles in my mouth. Wanna tast the rainbow?

Don't move, don't move, don't move.

I need to take a picture of you and send it to Santa Claus,

let him know what I want for Christmas.

Okay, this is like a wet dream.

My love is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

Hang on, hang on.

Hey man, let me see your phone.

What you need to see my phone for?

You need to make a call or something?

Where your phone at? You need to get on that prepay thing.

Man I ain't playing, just let me see your phone.

Look here, Jack. I was gonna let you use my phone,

but you came Pork Chop's home, so I ain't letting you hold shit.

Dog, I ain't fucking playing, let me see your damn phone.

You buffed jokers always thinking y'all all that

you coming out of the light.

Pork Chop don't roll like that.

Man, I aint got time.

Let me see you phone, I need to see that phone.

Take the damn phone.

Now stay away from my sister or I'll break you

like I broke your damn phone.

Fucking pervert.

Your mama, sucker.

I'm glad I didn't use my jiu jitsu secret weapon.

Pork Chop still got one in reserve.

I got it, baby.

Ain't no stopping Pork Chop.

All right, here we go, party time, party time.

Let's go people, let's go.

We got a party to attend.

Here we go with the breast spray one for you.

Got you, boom, here you go.

Two for you, I'm gonna get you to 'cause your lip shine.

Here you go, one for you.

Nah, you ain't that good.

You thought you was good with your breath is musty.

I don't know how that happened.

What's up brother?

I don't want that, man.

I know you fucked my hair, right.

I did, but that is why I got the hat for you, brother.

But that's gonna be $10.

- So you know run that. - You're full of shit.

I am full of shit, but you need some hat freshener.

There you go, you good brother?

All right, now your brain gonna cramp.

All right now, brother you're good to go?

All right, now you're gonna be warm.

Woo, hold on, you're gonna need some body spray.

The whole body messed up.

Here you go, sweetheart, you good?

Okay, there you go.

There you go, my man.

My man.

Got you, yep, yep.

We ain't gonna get all ladies.

We good to go?

Appreciate your brother.

Yes, indeed.

- God damn Flip! - Hey.

I told you man, you gotta rain on the church.

Bro, where did you get all these freaks from, man?

Man, these are my people.

Fuck all of that who the shorty in the red?

Oh, she too young.

Too young? That's a man in China.

She's alright with me?

Hey, you wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?

Shorty in the red, too young.

She's too young.

Shit, I'll find somebody else?

You should probably do that, you should probably do that.

Actually Flip, I gotta talk to you...

Okay, talk to me...

Hey, Red! Let me holla at you!

Time is money, money is time.

I gotta go to work.

Jail bait, Travis, you're gonna be on house arrest, Travis.

You know I gotta check you, man.

I have nothing on me.

That's what they all say, man.

That's what they all say.

See you got no bomb strapped to you, dude.

All right man, $20.

Don't give me no foreign shit either, bills.

Thanks.

Look, this is a peaceful party.

And if you wanna get in, I gotta search.

$20.

Yeah, you'd be the first one trying to act crazy

and go to war with somebody steppin' on them damn corns.

I ain't got no corn on my feet.

Okay, maybe one.

Oh, shit, just make sure

if you're gonna get in a jacuzzi, keep your damn socks on.

Your hands don't belong there.

Don't get fucked up.

Yeah, don't get fucked up.

Go on in there.

Look, you gotta be at least this tall to party.

Let's go, let's go bring it on here.

Oh, speed racer.

Come on.

Come on speed racer.

Get on in in here, eh, there you go.

Oh, don't leave me, here you go, sweetheart.

Got a ticket.

Okay, there's your ticket for valet?

Don't forget that. Come on now.

Y'all go in enjoy yourself.

Don't worry about it, we good.

You a sexy little power ranger, aren't you.

Yes, indeed.

No, it's all good, it's all good.

Hey, hey, hey, hey what's up?

My people, here goes your tickets.

Come on out.

Y'all come on in and have a good time.

Looking good smelling good.

Flip side valet when you come on out.

Yes, indeed, I got you.

You can take some of your stuff, but not all of it.

'Cause I'm gonna take care of most of it,

but that's right that's right.

Hey, hey, hey my people.

My bad, I'm taking away y'all party time.

Y'all go on there and have a good time.

Yes, indeed.

All right, I see what these little chicken things

I got in here for me.

All right, that always works.

I don't know what that is, but I could sell it.

Jackpot!

Yes indeed, yes indeed.

Jalissa, bring me some chips.

What's happening man, come on in.

Come on bro, why you got to turn your ass around to me man? $20 come on.

What's happening, boy.

You good.

$20 man.

Go on, man!

Hell yeah!

What's up, hold on.

Turn your radio down, I can't hear you, boy.

I can't hear you.

You know you always pumpin' too loud, man.

What's happening?

Boy, I thought y'all won't gon' come.

Boy I'm glad y'all came.

Auntie cooking on Sunday, y'all coming through.

- You know we gonna. - Let's go, come on man.

Yes, sir.

I forgot my key.

You know I'm your cousin.

You know I'm your cousin, boy you give me your key boy.

You know how I do people,

but I ain't gonna do you like that.

I ain't gonna do you like that,

I'll take care of everything.

What's up, what's up.

Let everybody out here.

Hey, my man, y'all all right.

Super late.

Y'all boys in here like a trap in the box, all right.

Okay, cool.

But they inside, boy.

I can't believe he did that.

He must thought we were cocain!

What the hell are they doing over there?

Where do you think you're going?

Nowhere, you fool.

You know they got about 100 folks over there.

People still coming.

And I'm going to walk Ginger.

What?

You know, maybe I go with you.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, baby.

You stay right there, you stay with your girlfriend, I'm good.

Well, if you was taking care of your wifely duties,

I wouldn't need these.

We see eye to eye.

That's all right, daddy.

I'll take care of me tonight when I get back, okay.

Yeah, you're gonna take care of something...

Yes I am.

Hush out, I'm going to walk the dog, I'll be back.

Goodness, come on Ginger.

We're going to party, girl.

We're gonna party.

♪ I can ride Bugatti

♪ Ice all over my body

♪ If I been getting money

♪ And he be getting money

♪ And she be getting money

♪ Then we be getting money

♪ My pocket bowling my pistol bulging ♪

♪ These niggas, these niggas

♪ All I wanna do is show my ass ♪

♪ Try'na figure out how to get richer ♪

♪ I get to the money

♪ He get to the money

♪ She get to the money

♪ We get to the money

Man, I'm hearing noise.

I gotta see what she talking about.

I gotta know, I gots to...

Man, you ever heard a mouth aquatics?

Man, where the hell you been?

Travis, what is this?

Man, you know Tamika friend Cathy?

Yeah.

She in there giving head, she don't even want no bread.

She'll real stone cold freak.

Hey, yo Trip, this is your house,

so you got dibs, you're next.

Am I next?

I thought I was next.

Dante, go to your room.

Dante.

Man, calm down, let little brother turn up.

This is my house, the police were just here.

Oh shit, everything all right.

Have you been given girls drugs?

Giving, they got to pay for these greens.

Get that crap out of my house, Flip.

All right, I'll take it, but I guess

I have to take all this with me too.

Is this the money from the party?

I mean that in a few of my other business ventures,

but yeah, it's a little bit, little something, something.

I got your boy.

Come on, bee.

Fuck that bread.

I want some of this head.

- Hey, Travis, Travis. - Well do your thang, Drey.

Oh hell no.

Get out, get out.

- What are you doing? - Cathy, what are you doing?

Drake, I'm fine.

Put your clothes on.

Oh my gosh, put your clothes on.

I'm okay Drake.

This is not the same girl at the college

that was giving me a hard time.

Drake, you don't know me, I'm fine.

I know this ain't.

Are you drunk?

No, just having a good time.

Drake, I'm okay.

No, you're not, Cathy, you need to get your clothes on.

Drake, I'm fine.

No, you're not, you're not fine.

What you need to do is get yourself together.

Who'd you come with?

Tamika.

- Excuse me, excuse me. - Somebody's grand-daddy back here.

Oh, where the hell is Cathy?

Ugh, Who?

Cotton candy.

Oh, she in there with Drake.

Move.

Oh, y'all wanna go in there.

Okay, that's gonna be $20.

If you don't get your ass out my way.

$20.

- Move. - Okay, all right, damn.

Where is Flip, Slim.

Go upstairs, come on.

Come on.

Edward Preston Whitman III.

Go ahead, baby, move.

You stank.

What are you doing here?

Damn Amerika, you got GPS on me or something is going on?

Where is the food?

Here's some money.

I've been waiting on you.

Come on babies, let's go y'all.

Come on.

Come on, baby we gonna get you out of here.

I don't want nobody, come on.

Move, you see me, you see me.

Got me back here beating the babies up.

Come on.

I'm saying once I get the baby gun,

y'all will get your babies out y'all.

You better bring me my baby.

All right, cool.

Once I take the baby down, I'm gonna put the baby down.

I'm fine.

Tamika, Tamika.

He was just helping me with my shirt.

Zenobia let's go, now.

Juicy fruit, you need to find another ride.

Tamika was just helping her out.

Tamika.

Tamika.

Travis man, this party got out of hand.

Bro, looking at all these people here.

Who the hell is this?

She's dressed like a damn art project.

And this is my momma's house.

It's all jacked up now

and all these people freaking.

Man, what are you complaining about?

You wanted a popping party, you got one.

Man, look, this fool not even in college.

I can't stand this man, I can't do this right now.

Man, stop complaining, have fun, Drake, damn.

Well, what the hell is this?

I don't even know what that is.

Dressed like Boba spice, man.

Dante.

Man, I gotta go check on Dante.

All right, I gotta go check on these olds.

There we go, we go.

There we go.

Give my little man the dice, man.

And I'm putting more in.

Hey, what are y'all doing.

Bro, what?

Come on, Drake.

Hey, everybody out.

Everybody out.

Drake, chill out, bro.

Go, go.

Bro, come on now.

What?

Drake, I was up by 80.

You are a hater, man.

You know what, I should tell mom.

What, that you had a house party?

Look, Dante, if we don't come up with the money,

we might lose the house.

Drake, what?

Mom didn't say anything, but she needs money.

She needs it fast.

How long do we have?

I don't know, but just stay in the room, Dante.

Drake, I'm trying to go

Dante please.

Not right now.

Stay.

Drake.

Well, can you at least send Cotton Candy?

Damn.

I'm serious.

Helen, Helen.

Oh wait, oh, hell no.

911.

911, how may I help you?

My wife's been abducted by thugs.

I know she got her, they got her.

Take your time, sir.

Okay, okay, okay.

She's right across the street

and they're doing something to her,

I know they doing something.

What is the address of your emergency, sir?

What's the address, it's Mr. Bookman, 321 Chaver street.

Please hurry.

Officers are on the way.

I knew this was gonna happen, man.

Can you describe the assailant?

I don't know the inhaler.

If I knew, I might be over there swinging on them.

Not inhalant, assailant.

The people that take your wife against her will.

No, she left here walking the dog,

but it's a bunch of folks over there

and I know one of them got her.

She real vulnerable.

I need your help.

They'll be there looking like the pitcher from good times.

Just hang on,

an officer will be there soon.

I love that woman. Hurry.

Hell yeah, I told him y'all gotta stop

counting Flip out.

Flip come through, man.

I guess so.

Hey, what can I do for you?

Yes, we got a report that a female

has been held here against her will.

Ain't nobody here that don't wanna be here.

Do you mind if we step inside?

Yeah.

Can I use your bathroom?

Really wish you wouldn't.

Down the corner to the right.

- What are you all smoking on? - Smoking?

We don't know nothing about no smoking.

Smells like exotic right there.

Officer, that is for medicinal purposes.

- He can't see good. - He got glacoma.

And the right.

I can't see nothing.

But hey, you can keep it.

- You can keep it. - We do not want it.

I think I will.

Y'all keep it on the low.

- I don't want no trouble. - All right officer.

Have a good day.

- You wanna check upstairs. - They is no need.

I've been here before the neighbors a HC.

- At HC? - Habitual caller.

Oh, you keep it copacetic young man.

- Copacetic. - Good.

- What the hell just happened? - I don't know.

What do you think the HC is?

- Bookman. - Bookman.

I got go find a hug.

The police were here again.

Well, you're up here.

So obviously you must have took care of it.

It's her husband the one that keeps on calling him.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Just give a minute.

Close the door.

Look, how am I gonna explain this.

I'm pretty sure you'll find a way.

Thank you.

Close the door.

Unc, are those teeth?

No disrespect, but in 10 minutes she got to go.

Got to go.

All we need 10 more minutes.

- Thank you. - She got to go.

All right.

Oh yes.

What are you party of for the history books?

Man, how are we gonna clean

up this place before mom gets back?

Bro, you worry about the wrong thing.

Fuck, man. I got you though.

You do know Unc's upstairs

in my moms for me with Mrs. Bookman right now?

For real?

Man, Unc the real MVP.

Mrs. Buckman's teeth are on the nightstand.

But loosen up man, have fun.

Even he gonna fuck something, you tripping.

You know what?

I just was tired of letting everybody down.

Why do I even talk to you, Travis?

Hey man, I look up to you.

You're like a role model to me, all right I'm lying.

But look man, you're having fun.

Lighten up, this is a party.

Enjoy yourself, man.

Hit the blunt.

Don't hit it too much.

Hand me the motherfucken thing.

Cover your mouth when you cough.

Man, how are we gonna get

all these people out of this house?

They don't need to leave nowhere, not yet. Not until I find my match.

Do you think Flip gonna help me?

Yeah, man.

- He got you. - Are you sure?

Hit the blunt man.

Loosen up.

- How do you feel? - Different.

You feel good enough to hand me $10 you owe me?

I don't feel that good.

- Cheap ass. - Let's party bro.

Man, my partner is the shiz, man, I know how to throw a party.

This ain't your party.

Goddamn what's up with you?

You go to Morris Brown, don't you?

You go to Morris Brown?

Oh, yeah. I'm in my second year in pre-law, I'm educated baby.

- For real. - Yeah.

Nah, I just heard back on Gavin dos.

Oh that's what's up? Word, word, word.

You here by yourself?

My girls dancing over there.

Oh, that's good.

That's good.

Me and my man party, you know what I mean,

we throw a little party to give back to the community.

You know what I'm saying?

Long story short.

What you doing after the party?

What we doin' after the party?

What we doing?

Goddamn say no more.

Would you be interested in some VIP treatment upstairs

in my master bedroom?

Hell, yeah.

You real?

I'm so serious.

Oh, shit, today is my lucky day, man.

I'm gonna go tell him a man.

You can get your girls and y'all meet us up stairs.

- Cool. - All right.

- Say you pinky swear. - I pinky swear.

I am not going anywhere.

Man, what the hell are you doing, man?

It's two girls over there.

They wanna play with the man of the house, tighten up.

Bro, you know I don't like skanks.

You trippin'! They're pipe and her friends.

- Where? - Right there.

No seriously, where are they?

Man, you need to humble yourself, man.

- My girl pipe, new trip. - I don't know, Travis.

You know, I don't discriminate, Ima go and knock them down.

You with me or what?

No, but what school they go to?

They don't go to school.

Like she hood, but in a good kind of way.

Like you know what I'm saying?

Slim Checked the girl, they ain't got no weapons on him.

She's straight.

That don't even go together.

- What? - Hood and good.

Man, you tripping.

I'll handle them myself.

You know what, you go enjoy yourself.

Say no more.

Man, this party is awesome, isn't it?

Oh, sugar boo, sugar wafers.

Vanilla bean ice cream.

What seems to be the trouble?

My friends left me.

They did what?

I know right.

Why would they leave such a tall glass

of vitamin D soy milk?

Okay, look here, let me tell you something.

You just, tonight is you lucky night.

- Pork Chop never leave you. - Really?

That's right.

But lookee he is getting kind of late but I'm hoping

that 60 follow around.

So what Pork Chop gonna do

do you go to his own his six.

You can give me a ride home?

Yeah, which way are you going?

To the west side.

- Is that. - Yeah.

That's where Pork Chop going too.

- Really? - Yeah.

I told you, it was your lucky night.

See, there you go.

You're smiling.

Look here, but let's stop at my crib

for a night cap, all right?

You don't mind, do you?

Yeah, we can still party.

Come on.

Pork CHop gonna get some white gravy on the side.

Got some white grave.

Yes, yes, yes, I knew it was up.

Hey, calm down ladies, be easy I ain't going nowhere.

I thought that you were interested.

Shit, I am.

I'm just careful though, you know what I'm saying?

I know what you saying.

So you like that?

Hell no, I'm a doer.

Ya ass gonna see it.

Wait a minute, ya stay right here, don't go nowhere.

Look bro, I need a hood.

- Bro what? - Man, a condom dummy.

How you know I even got one?

Man, 'cause I know, now where is it?

It's in my underwear drawer.

go in your fucking underwear drawer.

You fun to go raw.

Which draw it is?

The top one to the right.

Say no more, say no more.

Bro! You blocking my game.

Oh my God, what is he into?

I don't know but look like sexy little fire.

- You like that? - Yeah.

Oh my God, I want you so much.

Oh, look at you.

- You like that? - Yeah.

You're so cute.

Oh, bro you ugly anyway.

Now, take your ass asleep.

Hey, who are you doing, Cotton Candy?

Hell, no, I got some way better than that.

Man, quit, I thought you said she was good, bro.

Man, just shut up.

Ladies, your boy's back.

You know you're doing the right thing.

Let me tell you something.

She better be thanking you like right now.

You know why girls are dumb.

Now that's not true, Zee.

I'm just saying I watch TV.

And watch shows you be watching.

The one with dumb white girls.

But not white girls ain't dumb.

- Cathy is. - This is true.

Let's go get this bitch.

This looks like some Pulp Fiction shit.

What the hell you got going on?

And where is Cathy?

I think some chick tried to rob me.

- Drake Bryant. - Who's asking?

- Oh how soon we forget. - Mrs Jefferson.

- Bingo. - What are you doing here?

Well, I told I was gonna take care of you, didn't I?

I am here to take care of you.

It's a little bit late to be dropping off ankle bracelet.

Your address kept coming up on my scanner.

So you've decided to drop on by.

I can make allowances if I want to.

Oh baby, and I want to.

Allowances, what kind of allowances?

this juicy thing.

Calm down.

I can show you things these young girls

don't know nothing about.

I'm gonna put you in comma after sex.

Jeff baby I show you some things

these young girls don't know.

Pull your pants up and fix yourself.

Where's Drake?

I don't know man, help me.

- Please. - Man help me.

Help yourself nigga.

Mom, mom, mom.

Did you hear that.

Mom, mom, I'm coming mom.

I didn't hear anything.

No, my mom's calling you.

You know what, you stay right there.

- I'll be back. - Okay baby.

I'll wait.

I got all the time in the world.

Travis man.

You left the room, I almost got raped.

You talk something about like a sex coma or something.

Give her ass to Unc

he will know what to do with her.

That ain't funny.

She gotta go.

Shit.

Was I robbed?

I thought that bitch tried to rape me.

You almost got raped too?

Where they went?

Bro, look around, they are gone.

Shit.

The PO is in my room right now.

Fuck, what is she doing here this late?

That's what I've been trying to tell you.

Are you drugged?

Man last night, I remember Tamika and Zenobia are standing over me.

Some weird shit going on.

Travis, what happened?

bitch put molly in my drink.

I just don't feel right.

I swear this night can't get any worse.

I have been waiting on you.

Hey baby.

Does it smell good?

Mrs. Jefferson, please.

Mrs. Jefferson I don't think this is appropriate.

Mrs. Jefferson I don't think we should do this

in my mother's house.

Mrs. Jefferson.

Okay then, have it your way?

Sounds like a violation to me.

Damn she can't violate you for that shit, can she?

Damn, man, this night is crazy as hell.

Everybody out.

- Drake Bryant. - Yes.

Please come with us.

You are in violation of your probation.

Violation, what are you talking about?

You heard the man.

Assume the position or get shot.

I mean, tazed.

Hey, bro, I didn't do. I didn't do nothing.

Travis get help man.

Travis get help.

I got you man.

Y'all ain't gotta go home but y'all gotta get the hell up out

of here man.

Get your shit and go man.

Let's go.

Helen, Helen, my Helen.

What a party we had.

Fuck all that, Unc, Drake has been arrested.

What?

Damn I taught that boy nothing.

Nah, it an't like that.

We didn't need.

See, because he is black in America is good enough reason.

Man, Unc, get up, you know that boy can't survive.

He light skinned.

We gotta go get him man.

I'm not going nowhere.

Plus, he owe me $84.72 anyway, groceries.

Come on, man.

We gotta go get, your nephew damn.

I can't go down in this condition.

I've been drinking they will lock me up.

They ain't no reason for him and me to be locked the fuck up.

Man, stop filming every fucken thing man.

I'm filming for a reason.

- For what? - Look I found my calling.

Look.

Who is that? Man give me a chance.

Isn't that you know who?

- Oh shit. - Call me Spielberg.

Yeah, more like Steven Spielturd.

You caught all this on camera?

Damn, this bitch is going down.

Unc! Wash your hands,.

I will meet you by the car, I have a case to solve.

Let's go on, uncle.

Come on.

Man, I am not in mood for , I want my Helen.

I want my Helen.

You negros are getting

helping you.

- Drake Bryat. - Yeah.

- Let's go. - Excuse me.

Bye Drake.

Bye Drake.

Are you gonna come and give me that?

Hey, I'm here to see Drake. Look like a sea otter.

You seen him before?

No, back there?

Is he back there?

Unc, Travis.

About damn time.

- Oh Drizzy Drey. - Get your hands off of me.

Drake your dumb ass

Dante get the camera out of my face.

I'm telling mom.

Hey little bro saved your ass with that camera.

He got all that freaky shit to be recording.

Was he the one that posted all that stuff?

Hey, were you scared?

Dante, put down that phone.

Hold on, come on, come on.

Let's just go home and let's everybody

never speak on this night again.

I don't wanna speak.

You got me fucked up,.

She was gonna ride you like a.

Let's not talk about this.

Oh, somebody cleaned the house up.

Wow somebody fucked the porch up, damn.

Damn.

We ain't gonna talk about this last night ever again.

- All right? - Ever again.

If your mother knew that I let you all throw a party

here she would kill me.

She would kill you if she found out

you were getting your freak on in her room.

True. That's true.

That's true.

But silence.

Hey, Mom - Hey.

Hey guys.

How are you?

I'm all right.

How are you guys?

How's the night?

Enjoyed myself.

You okay?

I'm afraid I have some bad news.

I wasn't able to get the money for the house so

we're gonna lose it and we have to move.

Oh hell no, I gotta leave here.

Not so fast. I got a surprised for you.

No, no no, no no, dammit.

What's wrong with you boy?

- Dammit. - Hey.

Drake, what's wrong?

In this drawer is supposed to be an envelope

with 10 G's and it's gone.

Damn, really?

Now is not the time to play games.

Mama, I'm not playing.

When you went out of town we threw a big old party

we made a whole bunch of money and I've raised it

for the house.

- You threw a what? - He lying.

Drake not only were you not supposed to have any company

but you threw a party?

Mom but look I knew.

- Mom nothing. - Damn.

Is nothing but lies with you Drake.

You threw a party?

You think you're on house arrest?

Now your mamma arrest you're not leaving my sight for a year.

Mom, look, I know the money was in here.

I swear to you the money was in here.

Dante where the hell did you get this?

I saw you put in the drawer so

I figured I put it in my room for safekeeping.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

What is this?

Oh my God.

I love you mom.

♪ We ain't got to move

♪ We ain't got to move

It's all good mama.

- I love you boys. - I love you mama.

Vanessa, you got some good boys there.

Now the real question is, are you still gonna kick me out.

Bring it in.

That's sounds like love.

Family.

Stop.

♪ I got my head tilted low

♪ My ride is full of dope

♪ Mail man call it base

♪ When they walk into my dope

♪ I got the for the law ♪

♪ The law, the law, the law

♪ I got the for the law ♪

♪ The law, the law, the law

♪ I got my head tilted low

♪ My ride is full of dope

♪ Mail man call it base

♪ When they walk into my dope

♪ I got the for the law ♪

♪ The law, the law, the law

♪ I got the for the law ♪

♪ The law, the law, the law

♪ And they say ♪

♪ And I got them for the law

♪ Buddle sour diesel OG gang ♪

♪ In the club throwing money I made it rain on the floor ♪

♪ Either pay this bitch rich

♪ She gave me the keys her dope ♪

♪ All my money

I wouldn't look out there if I were you.

What the.

Drake!

I told you, I wouldn't look out there.

Get his ass, that's right.

Get him.

I didn't like him anyway.

Oh, shit. They done fucked up.

Did I do this?

I didn't do this.

I ain't paying for it.

Shit.

This was one hell of a party.

♪ I got my head tilted low

♪ My ride is full of dope

♪ Mail man call it base

♪ When they walk into my dope

♪ I got the for the law ♪

♪ The law, the law, the law

♪ I got the for the law ♪

♪ The law, the law, the law

♪ My beam like 612 ♪

♪ I got pink grease no ♪

♪ When the mail came, don't ♪

♪ We get to the money so fuck

Oh, man.

mess up this time.

♪ I got dope, ♪

♪ Fuck all niggas ain't working ♪

♪ Fuck all niggas ain't lurking ♪

♪ I got 20 cash with 5 bags in a 4-5 call me ♪

♪ I get no promises with no rumble clip ♪

♪ For the broke nigga that's thirst ♪

♪ I'm keep on grinding and I'm stuck these ♪

♪ Nigga no mercy

♪ for the law come get it ♪

♪ Beg for the law, come spin it ♪

♪ All this cash I should me a Bentley ♪

♪ so nigga all win it ♪

♪ through the ceiling ♪

♪ Bare foot

♪ Mother Versace, our law be killing it ♪

♪ Versace my nigga got check on the ♪

What do you need?

All right, money.

♪ I got the for the law ♪

♪ The law, the law, the law

What do you need?

I heard you got some pills. What kind of pills you got?

Yep, let me get three.

Thank you.

- What do you need. - White bread.

White bread.

Yeah, how much?

Oh, that much, boo there you go.

I want half of pack, but you gotta do what you're gonna do.