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Hey there, how much?

50 if you're quick.

Shall we go?

Yeah, we're going.

Police.

Come along.

I'm not a prostitute. It's the first time. I swear.

All right, get in there.

Just take it easy.

I hope to be up to par this time. Of course you will, providing you trust me.

Oh, you've got something up your sleeve.

What's that?

I'm sorry. If it's going to work, you'll have to trust me.

That's it.

Son of a bitch.

It works.

What a fall. Keep going. Okay.

Did you find this motherfucker?

Make out and check for the difference.

I'm broke.

I don't believe it. Are you aiming to dish it out for nothing or what? You

must be kidding.

You won't get away with this. Sit down, both of you.

Now get out of my house.

Fuck off, sailor. Get your ass out of here.

And now you're fucking behind my back for your own pleasure.

That's not true.

I did it only for the fun. You fuck the clients I bring you and nobody else. You

lay down when I tell you or I'll whip the hell out of you.

You fuck for money, whoever I say, whatever I say. Get that in your head.

But I did it for you.

For yourself, you mean, you liar. The money is my part.

Now, your business is this.

Get to it.

you

Don't be afraid.

I won't eat you.

All right, what's your name?

Barbara Leland.

I got here a couple of days ago from Lyon. My parents live there.

My mother threw me out.

I'm looking for work.

Believe me, it's my first time.

Every girl tells me the same story. Do you know you're a virgin?

Now, if you're nice to me, maybe we can work things out.

Maybe you can get off the hook.

Come over here.

Please be nice, Inspector.

Let me get out.

No.

You're so good. I'd like to introduce you to my twin brother Lucifer

You don't want to make love with me, huh?

Well, you'll soon be in love with me.

You'll see.

You'll love it.

Oh, yeah.

I like the ferulence of it, huh?

You like that, don't you?

So does everybody else.

Really? Oh.

and ends up falling in love with Caesar.

Look, Diana.

I brought you a playmate.

She looks rather nice.

You mean she's beautiful.

It was rough going for a while, but we've become real pals. You sure have a

way with women. Yes.

Can I have a turn?

Here we go.

That

was

good.

Yeah.

Hello. Would you help me, darling?

I need some girls, pretty and cooperative.

Princess, what do you need?

Two nice, beautiful, fantastic broads. Fine.

Send them right over.

Please. On my terms, Princess, cash on the barrel. At what time?

Five o'clock.

All right.

Oh, I meant to tell you I have to go away for a couple of days. You know, I

have to work a bit on Marilyn.

She'll earn us a whole lot of money.

We'll make a pile with her, you'll see.

All I know is you made a pile with me.

Oh, you seem to forget you worked the street for Lucifer, babe.

You're quite right. There's a difference Lucifer never checked me out, which is

what you're doing right now because you found somebody else I Don't want any lip

from you and oh that does it

Well

there my twin Lucifer

He looks pretty nice to me.

Lucifer, come here.

Meet the new recruit.

Not bad, son, not bad.

That's what I call some good raw material.

I could do something with that.

Send him to my fucking high school to teach a few new tricks.

Free Diana.

She's not your goddamn business.

This is your business.

To fuck and suck and fuck me.

Lucifer, my love, I need some girls, but you know my principle.

And I'm firm about it. They have to be pretty, of good family, sensual, and

speak foreign languages.

Yeah, of course, Princess, of course.

But pussy talk is all the same.

I'd like you to look at a few pictures I got here.

This is my fiancee number one, a real lady. Her father's a peer of the realm.

Baby, she speaks pussy language like no one.

My fiancee, now it's this.

She's 20.

Beautiful. And this baby's only 18.

Still goes to school.

They're both passionate.

They're naive.

They haven't got any experience.

I'm quite interested.

How much?

Well, uh... For you, darling, since we're friends, $5,000.

You want me to go bankrupt?

Last time you delivered for $3,000.

Prices went up. There's inflation.

And do you know the price of booze and every other fucking thing went up, too.

Okay, Lucifer.

My darling, if we make love, why, we'll consider it a deal.

Well, princess, for you, I'll do it free of charge.

Ah! Ah!

Natasha, good morning.

Good morning, my love.

I've got a number that'll make us both rich.

Oh, bingo, the jackpot, the million dollar draw. Call your best customers

and tell them that she looks like Marilyn Monroe.

A face like you wouldn't believe.

18, blonde, a body like a Hollywood star.

Right. When's the party?

Within 48 hours.

Wonderful, you can count on me, huh?

Sir Arthur, are you free tonight?

I may be.

We're having a cocktail party.

Okay.

Ten o'clock.

I'll be there.

Fine. See you tonight.

Oh, the very same place. A lady from Hollywood.

Yes,

darling. She must be beautiful.

She's all the way teen.

You're a dirty old man.

See you tonight, darling. Goodbye.

Ladies and gentlemen, dear friends, welcome to the party. I'd like you to

meet my fiance.

A masterpiece of eroticism created by the gods for you to enjoy.

A love goddess from Hollywood.

Moreover, she's a certified virgin.

May I now present Marilyn.

Now, may I have your attention?

You're gonna feel it.

Show me the way to success.

You're gonna do it.

we're going to choose Marilyn's first husband for an unforgettable, fantastic

wedding night. Bravo!

All right, gentlemen, let's have your bids and may the best man win the queen

of love and she's a virgin. You have my word for that.

Now, gentlemen, let the bids roll.

2,000.

Ah, you're way below par.

Does anybody bid more? Yes. Speak up, then, so.

4,000. Good.

4,000. Over here.

10,000. Aha.

10,000 bucks. Ladies' bids are welcome.

15,000. Oh, 15,000 from a lady. Do you hear better?

20,000.

Hey, there. Did I hear right? 20,000. $20,000 are bid by John.

What? 20,000 twice?

Big John wins.

Congratulations.

Oh, this is great.

Lovely evening.

In front of everybody, as usual. Oh, yes.

No,

I couldn't possibly do it. Please do it, Marilyn. I can't make a show of it.

Please believe me.

It's my first time. It must be private love story.

And the truth that we see.

I hate to use the same old cliches. See, son,

I'm sick.

Thank you.

is going to win.

Hey, babe.

I'll give him some of the bread.

Now, you always told you'd make a bundle with me. I just rented a car for you.

Bye, sweetie.

Keep up the good work, huh?

Zeno? Yeah? You sick of something?

You daydreaming or what? Hand it over. I didn't turn a single trick. Just don't

lay down on the job. Burk up and pick it up, right?

How much you got?

Is that all you got, man?

Fucking 600 is all they rate, Jeff. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

I'm gonna file fucking bankruptcy.

Ask for a fucking loan. Get some new spunk bags.

Hi, Natasha.

How are you?

I'm glad.

Excuse me for calling.

I'm sorry to disturb you, but your Marilyn has become the talk of Paris.

The phone rings for her all day.

Everybody wants her. Oh, come on. Just be quiet.

Hey, listen.

Well,

what'll I do?

That's interesting.

Well, if they're all so hot about her, well, uh... They'll have to pay, let's

say, $25,000 for a night.

I'm pet fainting.

It's unheard of.

No, I can't ask that except from an Arab sheik.

In any event, can you send Diane over?

Sorry. Oh, Diane is in London for a while. Her mommy is sick. She's in the

hospital. She'll be back Sunday.

I'm sorry. Goodbye.

Keep in touch.

You're both sweet little pussies.

You're a real goldmine. A jackpot.

I love you.

Sweetheart.

I'm Director Smith from the oil airport.

Good evening, Natasha.

I heard Caesar has a fantastic girl, Marilyn.

I'm sorry.

It's absolutely impossible to see you this week.

In that case, can I come see you tonight?

Sure. Thank you.

Bye.

See you later tonight.

Oh.

I don't know what's happening, but I can't seem to get a hard-on anymore.

Believe me, there's nothing funny about it.

You're laughing, but it's tragic.

My dear friend.

Listen, I'm a surprise. It just may solve your problem.

A surprise?

Mm-hmm.

She's a real expert.

Oh.

Baby. You think it'll work? Mm-hmm.

It'll work. Now, look over there.

Take off your clothes, baby.

Me too.

Me too.

Let's... Oh,

she is a beauty.

Oh, wow.

Oh, okay.

Oh, let me see that body.

Stop.

Oh, here I come.

Oh, Peavy.

Oh, ah, you like to dance, huh?

I'm coming to help.

That's all right.

Not bad.

Three tens.

Unfortunately,

I've got a full house.

Luck's on my side.

I'm sorry.

You've lost once more. About ten grand.

As usual.

As usual.

Ten thousand dollars. As usual.

Thank you, Your Excellency.

I'm glad to see he's happy.

I'd like to see you happy too.

You could make me happy. Really?

Okay.

I would like to...

Ay, qué bonito es el carnaval, carnaval de la Guyana.

La guyaneta toscana recibe al señor

Badar.

Carnaval en la Guyana me causa placer al ver

como una linda mujer se divierte la hermosa

mañana.

It was fantastic.

As usual, Your

Excellency.

Thank you.

I'm in a strange silence. Something's wrong.

I want to show you something.

You watch me.

Am I beautiful?

You're too beautiful for words. You're a doll.

I mean it.

You are beautiful.

You're not bad either.

Hey, what's going on? Let go of me!

Help!

David!

Caesar should see you now.

Hello, Belle.

Good evening, Liz.

Here there, Princess.

He's beautiful.

You're crazy to have me work on the street.

That's it. That's my own personal revenge on Caesar.

I'll give $5,000 for every day you rent her out to me.

It's worth it to me.

Ma'am, don't bother me.

I'll think about it, maybe later.

I

want

to say it, and two, you've got to tell me all the time.

No. Let's do it.

Come on.

She's driving me crazy.

Please.

Here, you crazy princess.

Come. I can't stand it any longer.

The great Caesar.

My prisoner.

You motherfucker.

Now you'll pay for all the girls you grab for me.

My very dear friends, thank you for being here today on my birthday.

I'm 30 years old today.

I ought to add a few years to that.

You got it back with the devil.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

Cheers. Cheers.

And I'm taking back my villa. I've sold Caesar and Marilyn to Nero.

You're too cruel, Lucifer. You're a good girl.

The deal with Caesar is going to get whipped every day. Not to mention

cleaning the deck. And Marilyn will be raped every day by a dozen sailors.

Marilyn's a slave.

Marilyn.

Well,

she may like that. Hey, Marilyn, it's a cocktail.

Just look at it.

He's in love with Caesar.

It's a waste.

Here's to love.

Drink to all my whores, beginning with Marilyn.

Up yours. Shut up tonight with Marilyn.

And with Claudia.

And me with Lola.

They will go around the world and give each second so much love and so much

tenderness in joy and in jealousy.

Des musiciens super cool Jouent du blues, ça met des yeux Et font briller

dans nos yeux

Oh, my God.

I love it. It's Marilyn.

I'll get you out of here.

Don't worry.

I'm getting you out, darling.

Come on. Get up.

I don't know. Poor darling.

You've got to get up.

Let me help you.

Let me help you.

Come on.

Lean on me.

I'll come back, Lucifer.