Original subtitles

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

OH, MY GOD. WATCH, IN THE FRONT THERE.

I'M GONNA WORK ON THAT RIGHT NOW.

OKAY, JUST RELAX YOUR LEGS. YOU READY?

W-W-WAIT.

ARE YOU USING THAT MINERAL -- ICY -- ICY HOT STUFF?

YOU DON'T NEED TO.

THAT'S -- YOU KNOW, REALLY, THAT STUFF IS, UH...

IT'S -- I-IT JUST WARMS THE TOP OF YOUR...

YOU KNOW, THE -- THE TOP OF THE M--

I MEAN, IF YOU LIKE, IT'S FINE.

IT'S NOT GONNA HURT YOU. IT'S NOT GONNA HURT YOU.

ICY H-- ICY HOT, AND MY (bleep) ASS IS BURNING

AND MY TESTICLES ARE BURNING, (bleep) ON FIRE --

BALLS ON FIRE AND...

[ JACK LAUGHS ]

YOU KNOW, YOU CAN HIT THE HIGH NOTES NOW.

(bleep) IT'S GOING DOWN MY LEGS.

IT'S KIND OF SORE IN A VERY UN-- UN--

UNCOMFORTABLE AREA IN MY BELLY.

OZZY, IT WON'T BURN FOR THAT LONG. IT GOES AWAY.

[ LAUGHING ]

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.

♪ CRAZY ♪

♪ HEY, BUT THAT'S HOW IT GOES ♪

♪ MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ♪

♪ LIVIN' AS FOES ♪

♪ BUT MAYBE ♪

♪ IT'S NOT TOO LATE ♪

♪ TO LEARN HOW TO LOVE ♪

♪ AND FORGET HOW TO HATE ♪

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE TO -- HAVE TO JUST TALK

ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY DINNER.

MUM, I DON'T WANT A DINNER. IT'S 18.

I DON'T LIKE DINNERS, BECAUSE EVERY YEAR,

YOU PLAN ME SOME BIG (bleep) PARTY,

AND I SIT IN MY ROOM THE WHOLE TIME.

PARTIES ARE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE INVITED,

NOT WHO THEY'RE THROWN FOR.

I DIDN'T EVEN SEE MY BIRTHDAY CAKE.

I DON'T LIKE GOING TO PAR-- I DON'T LIKE PARTIES. THEY'RE BULL-- (bleep)

WHY DON'T WE JUST GO TO VEGAS?

WAYNE WILL COME WITH ME WITH JEN AND DANIELLA, HOPEFULLY, TO VEGAS.

I THINK WE SHOULD JUST GO IN VEGAS.

WE SHOULD GO FOR A COUPLE OF SHOWS AND JUST HAVE FUN.

SHE IS SO COOL STILL, I THINK.

WHO?

CYNDI LAUPER.

OH, YES.

I THINK SHE'S SO PRETTY.

OH, YES. BLESS HER.

HI...

UH...

COME RIGHT ON IN.

OZZ MAN. HI, HOW ARE YOU? HI...

HOW ARE YOU, MY FRIEND? HOW DO YOU DO? I'M ALL RIGHT.

LET ME JUST TAKE A LOOK IN GENERAL.

SO, YOU'RE SINGING ON -- IN VEGAS SATURDAY NIGHT?

ONE -- JUST ONE SHOW.

ONE SHOW, OKAY.

THAT'S GOOD. JUST EASY.

CHIN UP FOR ME. NOW SAY, ♪ HEE ♪

♪ AH ♪

AGAIN.

♪ HEE ♪ ♪ AH ♪

♪ HEE ♪ ♪ AH ♪

YOUR CORDS LOOK GREAT. OKAY, OZZY.

HAVE A GOOD DAY.

WELL, I'M 18. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.

"I'M 18," AND I COULD FIRE YOU NOW. [ LAUGHS ]

BUT, MUM -- BUT, MUM, SERIOUSLY,

DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT IF I COULD --

I WOULD TAKE JOANNA TO A (bleep) DOCTOR,

I'D GET THE SAME (bleep) AS JOANNA? YEAH.

I (bleep) HATE MY (bleep)

THEY'RE SO UGLY AND, LIKE, BORING.

GET THEM DONE.

I-I REALLY -- I THINK IT'S A MUST-DO.

SEE WHAT A GOOD MOTHER I AM? I KNOW.

"OH, DARLING, JUST GET YOUR (bleep) DONE.

THERE'S NO DANGER. THERE'S NO PROBLEM."

I (bleep) HATE MY (bleep)

WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE YOUR (bleep)

WHY COULDN'T I HAVE AIMEE (bleep)

SHE HAS PERFECT (bleep)

SHE DOES HAVE PERFECT (bleep) DOESN'T SHE?

AIMEE HAS "WELCOME TO LONDON" (bleep)

YOU KNOW THOSE ONES ON THE POSTCARDS?

MM-HMM.

I HAVE (bleep) "NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC" (bleep)

[ CHUCKLES ]

VEGAS GAMING AND NEVADA LAWS WON'T ALLOW --

AND THE DRINKING THING...

Y-- THE FAKE I.D. ISSUE.

OH, I DON'T HAVE AN I.D.

OKAY, SO... NONE OF MY FRIENDS DO.

WELL, THERE'S GONNA BE --

THE VENETIAN SENT US THIS...THING,

AND THERE'S A WHOLE PARAGRAPH IN IT ABOUT...

IF ANYBODY'S SEEN TO BE DRINKING UNDERAGE --

I-I'M JUST SAYING, THE GAMING AND --

AND LICENSING LAWS IN NEVADA

ARE REALLY, REALLY STRICT,

SO WE'VE GOT TO BE REALLY CAREFUL. THEY'VE GOT ZERO -- ZERO TOLERANCE.

I DON'T -- I'M NOT REALLY PLANNING

TO GO TO VEGAS TO PARTY, TO BE TOTALLY HONEST WITH YOU.

OKAY.

DO YOU KNOW THEY MADE ME SIGN A CONTRACT AT THE HOTEL

SAYING THAT I CAN'T DRINK?

HOW EMBARRASSING IS THAT?

IT'S LIKE I HAVE A REPUTATION, AND I'M NOT EVEN 18.

THEY'RE NOT GONNA LET ME DO ANYTHING.

♪ IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, AH, AH ♪

DUDE, HOW MUCH FUN IS VEGAS GONNA BE?

JUST THINK, YOU'LL JUST HAVE COCKTAILS.

YOU KNOW WHAT, DUDE?

WE CAN DRINK IN THE HOTEL ROOM.

I THOUGHT IT WAS ZERO TOLERANCE.

WELL, IS THERE GONNA BE A SECURITY GUARD STANDING IN MY HOTEL ROOM WITH ME?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS DAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY IN MY LIFE.

MY DAUGHTER... WHY? BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER ME ANYMORE?

NO, MY DAUGHTER IS 18, AND I CAN REMEMBER EVERY SECOND

WHERE I NEARLY DIED GIVING BIRTH TO YOU.

NO, YOU DID NOT NEARLY DIE GIVING BIRTH TO ME! I DID. I --

I WAS AN UNSTABLE BIRTH OH, MY GOD, DARLING.

BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE A HIPPIE -- I HAD... BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS...

NO, YOU WANTED TO BE -- I HAD HOURS OF LABOR.

THEY THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER MAKE IT. NO, MUM.

THEY HONESTLY THOUGHT THEY WERE ABOUT TO GIVE ME A TRACHEOTOMY.

MY FRIEND CALLED ME.

HE WAS LIKE, "DUDE, I GOT SIX, UM,

UH, 'PENTHOUSE' CHICKS MEETING US THERE."

NO. YEAH, AND HE'S ALREADY IN VEGAS.

I'M LOOKING, BUT I'M NOT SEEING.

HOW MANY PAIRS OF PANTS ARE YOU BRINGING?

DUDE, HOW RAD WOULD IT BE IF WE JUST CRUISE THE CASINOS IN SUITS?

[ CLAPS ] LET'S GO. LET'S GO. I WANT TO GET A MAX SUIT AND JUST CRUISE AROUND.

THERE'S NO BETTER WAY THAN CRUISING VEGAS IN A SUIT. HELL, YEAH.

I NEARLY DIED GIVING BIRTH TO YOU.

AND I JUST GET OVEREMOTIONAL. OH, BITE YOUR BLOODY -- SHUT UP.

I GET OVEREMOTIONAL. I DO.

NO, YOU DON'T, YOU (bleep)

THEY GO, "PLEASE, MISSY, DON'T DIE, DON'T DIE.

THE BABY, THE BABY."

I DON'T KNOW, BEAR.

I GUESS YOU'RE MISSING THIS TRIP OUT, BRO.

CAN'T FIT IT IN THE BAG?

NO, I'LL MAKE HIM FIT, BUT I DON'T KNOW, DUDE.

SHOULD I BRING HIM TO VEGAS?

HE CAN'T SEE THAT KIND OF STUFF.

IT COULD BE HARSH FOR HIS SOUL.

HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO SEE THAT KIND OF STUFF, HUH?

YOU KNOW WHAT, DUDE? WE ALL GOT TO EXPERIENCE IT SOMETIME.

[ CHUCKLES ]

CAN'T DO IT. NEVER --

I'VE NEVER MADE A TRIP WITHOUT THE BINKY BEAR.

[ Screaming ] SHUT UP!

THEY BROUGHT IN THE PRIEST FOR THE LAST RITES,

AND I'M, LIKE, "FATHER, PLEASE,

[ Imitates sobbing ] PLEASE, LET ME LIVE."

[ Laughing ] DON'T!

NO! [ LAUGHING ]

UM, OH, WAIT -- NO, GIRLS,

YOU'RE GOING ON THE SECOND VAN.

THE GIRLS ARE GOING ON THE SECOND VAN.

I WAS TOLD THAT ALL THE GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO GO ON THE FIRST VAN.

I'M SUPPOSED TO GO IN THE FIRST PLANE.

WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS IT? MINE!

WHY ARE WE GOING TO VEGAS? BECAUSE OF ME! HEY, WAIT.

AND WHY DID I NOT HAVE TO HAVE MY FRIENDS ALL COME?

'CAUSE YOU DECIDED TO BRING EIGHT OF YOUR FRIENDS WITH YOU!

COUNT THEM. THEY AIN'T EIGHT, KELLY.

NO. GOOD GOD.

YOU (bleep) THING.

HEY, HEY! WHY YOU FREAKING OUT?

HEY, SUPERSTAR ATTITUDE!

SUPERSTAR ATTITUDE.

THIS IS GONNA BE THE BIGGEST DISASTER TRIP EVER.

NO. LOOK AT ME. YES, IT IS. I'M TELLING YOU. OH, SHUT UP.

[ BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYS ]

Kelly: I KNOW! HE TOLD ME! HE TOLD ME! AND I'M LIKE, "NO."

THAT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT, SWEETIE.

Y-YOU GET THE REAL THING ON WEDNESDAY.

NO (bleep) WAY.

NO WAY. OH, THAT'S AWESOME.

WAY.

Y-YOU CAN GET IT ON WEDNESDAY. OH, MY GOD, I LOVE IT!

NO (bleep) WAY!

WAY. CAN I SEE?

OH, MY GOD!

GIVE ME A KISS.

THANK YOU.

NO -- NO...WAY.

THAT IS THE COOLEST -- THAT IS THE SICKEST (bleep) RIDE EVER.

Man: WELCOME TO, UH, OSBOURNE AIRLINES,

FLIGHT NUMBER ONE TO VEGAS.

[ THE CATO SALSA EXPERIENCE'S "SO THE CIRCUS IS BACK IN TOWN" PLAYS ]

[ WOMAN VOCALIZING ]

♪ SO THE CIRCUS IS BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ LAST TIME THE PEOPLE... ♪

[ WHISTLES ]

♪ THEY GOT TOGETHER THAT SAME YEAR ♪

♪ I WAS EXCITED, I KNOW 'CAUSE I WAS THERE ♪

♪ SO THE CIRCUS IS BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ I CAN'T WAIT TILL THEY TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN ♪

Jack: OKAY. WAIT, WE'RE GONNA GO UPSTAIRS -- DILL?

WE'RE GONNA GO UPSTAIRS, WE'RE GONNA GET IT ALL SET UP,

SO WHEN WE GO DOWN THERE, THERE'S NOTHING WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH.

AND WE CAN DRINK... UPSTAIRS IN THE ROOM.

SHUT THE (bleep) UP, FRED.

THERE ARE SECURITY GUARDS ALL AROUND US.

[ BELL DINGS ]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

RED TEAM -- GO!

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

I GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO!

[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

ANOTHER PICTURE OF THAT ONE ON THE PLANE, OF YOU AND BOBBY...

YEAH.

I HAVE A BAR.

THEY DIDN'T CLEAR MINE OUT, 'CAUSE I'M 21.

OH, TURN IT ON. TURN IT ON.

LET'S GO. LET'S GO.

COOL.

(bleep) THE HALLWAY'S LITTERED

WITH (bleep) SECURITY GUARDS.

I FEEL LIKE I'M (bleep)

ROBBED A BANK AND HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING,

AND I DON'T WANT TO BE IN HERE LIKE THIS.

PUT YOURSELF IN MY POSITION.

I CAME HERE TO HAVE FUN WITH MY FRIENDS.

YEAH, AND YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT.

YEAH, WITH A (bleep) ARMY BEHIND ME.

I DON'T --

THERE'S PEOPLE JUST OPENING THE DOOR, OKAY...

TO MY ROOM, AND IT'S NOT (bleep) COOL.

NO, I JUST -- I DON'T WANT ALL THIS SECURITY AROUND.

I'M JUST GONNA GO HOME TONIGHT, MUM,

BECAUSE THIS ISN'T GONNA BE FUN, AND I KNOW IT.

IT'S GONNA BE REALLY STUPID. IT ALREADY IS.

[ COINS RATTLE ]

[ MUSICAL TONES RINGING ]

SEE, YOU CAN'T MAKE THINGS HAPPEN.

WITH MY LUCK, EVEN THE (bleep) BIRD (bleep) ON MY (bleep) HEAD.

[ Laughs ] YEAH.

[ Irish accent ] AND HERE'S ME LUCKY CHARM.

[ MUSICAL TONES RINGING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

DID HE WIN? DID YOU WIN, OZZY?

I BROKE EVEN.

ALL RIGHT! THAT'S WINNING! THAT'S WINNING, BABY!

HOW YOU DOING, GUYS?

MY NAME'S KELLY OSBOURNE. OSBOURNE.

PARDON? KELLY OSBOURNE.

YOUR NAME'S KELLY OSBOURNE?

YEAH. MY NAME'S CHRIS.

Y-Y-YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

HEY, WE'RE PART OF YOUR FAMILY, OSBOURNE.

WE'RE OSBOURNES. WOW.

IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU, OZZY. NICE MEETING YOU, OZZY. GOOD TO MEET YOU.

BIG FAN OF YOU. YEAH, I LOVE YOUR MUSIC.

Y-Y-YOU'RE REALLY KELLY OSBOURNE?

YEAH. SHE'S REALLY KELLY OSBOURNE.

WOW.

KELLY, WHERE ARE WE GOING?

I DON'T KNOW. CHECK OUT...

WHERE AM I GOING? FRONT ROW.

WHOO! SHH!

CAN YOU HAVE ENOUGH OF THE "WHOOS," PLEASE?

WHOO! WHOO!

WHY ARE YOU -- IT'S NOT FUNNY! I GET REALLY SCARED.

WHOO!

[ LAUGHS ]

I CA-- I'M TERRIFIED OF HEIGHTS.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

[ KELLY LAUGHING ]

Kelly: I DON'T LIKE BEING ON THE FRONT. WHY ARE WE IN THE FRONT?

[ GASPS ] WHOO!

[ SCREAMING ]

WHOO!

OH, MY GOD!

[ SCREAMING ]

[ SHOUTING, SCREAMING ]

I'M GONNA THROW UP! OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA YAK!

[ LAUGHTER ]

OH, MY GOD! OH, I'M GONNA PISS MYSELF!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I'M GONNA, LIKE, THROW UP. WHOO!

[ LAUGHTER ]

I LOOK LIKE I'M (bleep) LOOK.

[ LAUGHS ]

DANIELLE, YOU'RE MAKING THE POO FACE, TOO.

[ LAUGHTER ]

EH-OH! EH-OH! EH-OH! EH-OH!

Man on TV: TELETUBBIES LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH.

[ TELETUBBIES GIGGLING ]

[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ TELETUBBIES GIGGLING ]

[ LAUGHTER ] ♪ ALMOST OVER NOW, ALMOST OVER NOW ♪

♪ SOMETHING'S ON YOUR CHEST, BETTER GET IT OFF ♪

YOU GUYS HAVING FUN?

Man on TV: BYE-BYE.

BYE-BYE.

BYE-BYE!

IT'S (bleep) REALLY PATHETIC.

ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO GO GET DRUNK, SO HURRY UP.

(bleep)

[ CHER'S "SONG FOR THE LONELY" PLAYS ]

NO LESS THAN 14 WOMEN AT THE TABLE, PLEASE.

♪ ...BE BY YOUR SIDE ♪

♪ AND THIS IS A SONG FOR THE LONELY ♪

♪ WHEN YOUR DREAMS WON'T COME TRUE ♪

[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

♪ I'M ALMOST THERE ♪

COME ON, SARA, LET'S GO AND SEE MY MUM.

LET'S GO. [ LAUGHTER ]

I'M SO (bleep) HYPER!

[ YELLING ]

Sharon: SARA!

COME ON, GET UP THERE.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

[ LAUGHING ]

OH, NO!

AAH!

SARA, DON'T --

WHOA!

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ Breathing heavily ] OH! OH! I CAN'T QUIT!

[ Laughing ] I PISSED MYSELF!

[ LAUGHING ]

(bleep)

OH, MY GOD!

CALM YOURSELF.

I'M CALM.

[ BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

SARA, STOP IT, PLEASE.

SARA, FOR 2.5 SECONDS, CAN YOU JUST TRY AND ACT NORMAL

WHILE MY MUM'S HERE, PLEASE?

MUM, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

YEAH, OF COURSE YOU CAN.

WE WERE DOWNSTAIRS -- BEFORE JACK COMES UP,

I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. OKAY.

WE WERE DOWNSTAIRS IN THE CLUB,

AND THERE WAS THESE GIRLS SITTING AT OUR... WHAT CLUB? WHERE?

THIS BAR -- THIS DANCING THING DOWNSTAIRS, THAT THEY LET US IN.

AND WE'RE NOT DRINKING, BY THE WAY. JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW.

UM, AND THESE GIRLS SAT DOWN...

HOW YOU GUYS DOING?

AND I -- JACK GOES -- JACK CAME UP --

"IF YOU SAY ONE (bleep) WORD TO THEM, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."

"I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING," AND I WASN'T GOING TO.

AND THEN THE GIRL LOOKED AT ME LIKE THIS.

I'M LIKE, "I DON'T GIVE A (bleep) WHO SHE IS. SHE'S RUDE."

AND, MUM, I'M WARNING YOU, IF I SEE HIM TONIGHT...

NO, DON'T GO DOWN TO THAT CLUB, PLEASE. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

I WANT TO DO WHAT THE (bleep) I WANT TO DO,

AND NOT HAVE SOMEONE SCREAM AT ME BECAUSE I WAS RUDE TO SOME DUMB GIRL.

I DON'T CARE. IF YOU GO DOWN THERE, THERE'S GONNA BE A WAR.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! HELLO!

DOES THAT NOT COMPUTE INTO YOUR HEAD?

REALLY, MUM? I'LL FIGHT.

KELLY, STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND. MUM...

I'M YOUR MOTHER. OH, YOU'RE JUST --

MUM, I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. HEY, LISTEN.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HER.

KELLY, IF YOU GO DOWN THERE AND CAUSE A FIGHT,

WE WILL BE THROWN OUT OF THIS HOTEL.

SARA, COME ON.

I CAN'T GO DOWN, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET INTO A FIGHT.

I'M NOT GONNA GET IN A FIGHT!

KELLY, YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS,

BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A SPOILED BRAT.

MUM, I'M N-- YES,

I'M SPOILED, BUT GET OVER IT.

I'M NOT A BRAT, THOUGH.

YOU'RE ACTING LIKE ONE. I'M NOT A BRAT.

AND YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS IN THAT HAT.

[ SWING MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪ THREE OLD GUYS JUST SITTIN' AT THE BAR ♪

COME DOWN WITH ME, SARA.

DON'T LET THEM KNOW THAT THEY'VE (bleep) WON.

THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT.

♪ ON ANY GIVEN MOMENT ON ANY GIVEN NIGHT ♪

♪ THERE COULD BE A RUMBLE, THERE COULD BE A FIGHT ♪

WHATEVER -- THIS GIRL JUST CAME OVER AND SIT ON GEORGE'S LAP.

JUST DON'T BE MEAN, ALL RIGHT?

JUST DON'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING.

JUST IGNORE HER. KELLY, KELLY --

WHY?!

JUST -- LISTEN, KELLY,

THEY'RE TRYING TO HAVE FUN, TOO.

YOU CAN BE A BITCH, FINE, THAT'S YOUR FUN,

BUT JUST BACK THE (bleep) OFF.

♪ YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNLESS YOU COME ON DOWN ♪

[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

♪ YOU CAN'T SAY THERE'S NOTHING HAPPENIN' ♪

♪ AT THE STARLIGHT LOUNGE ♪

TIME TO GET KELLY AND SARA OUT OF HERE NOW. NOW.

I SAID GET OUT OF HERE!

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

I'M SORRY ABOUT MY SISTER. SHE'S A COMPLETE (bleep) RAG.

DON'T TAKE HER TO HEART. SHE DOESN'T MEAN IT. I KNOW.

I GOT A LITTLE WET FROM HER, BUT THAT'S OKAY.

IT'S OKAY.

Sharon: SHE'S OUT OF ORDER.

WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED?

WHO'S OUT OF ORDER? KELLY?

S-SHE'S DOING ALL THIS AGAIN, YOU KNOW.

WITH THE TRUCK DRIVER'S HAT ON.

SHE HAD THIS GREEN TRUCK DRIVER'S HAT ON,

AND IT WAS QUITE STUNNING.

I THINK SHE THINKS SHE'S SARA THIS EVENING.

NO, SHE REALLY DOES, AND IT'S FRIGHTENING ME...TO BE HONEST. SHE DOES. YEAH.

SHE'S REALLY, REALLY... OUT OF ORDER. SHE DEFINITELY...

SHE THINKS SHE'S SARA.

ALL I DID WAS GET IN A FIGHT

ON THE ELEVATOR WITH A BITCH.

WHATEVER.

WE'RE GONNA GET THROWN OUT,

AND WE DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

SO LET'S GET KELLY BACK. I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO ANY FIGHTS.

IF KELLY'S GOING TO BED, THEN KELLY'S GOING TO BED.

I'M READY TO FIGHT, BUT I'M NOT DOING IT.

I'M BEING A MEDIATOR.

THIS IS (bleep) BULL-- (bleep)

[ SHARON EXHALES DEEPLY ]

WELL, THAT WAS AN END TO A LOVELY EVENING.

♪ I'M PACKIN' MY BAGS ♪

♪ I'M TAKIN' A RIDE ♪

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY CHAP STICK? WHERE IS (bleep) DILL?

COMING RIGHT NOW. WHERE'S DILL?

IF WE MISS OUR PLANE, THEN MUM'S GONNA BE REALLY PISSED.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, THEN, LET'S GO.

I'M GONNA CALL THEM NOW, KELLY.

THEY SAID THAT THEY WERE AT THE BAR.

DILL? IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.

DUDE, SERIOUSLY, WE'RE GONNA MISS OUR PLANE.

ALL RIGHT, HURRY THE (bleep) UP.

OH, MY GOD!

SORRY! (bleep) SORRY! (bleep)

I -- SEE, I KNOW YOU'RE A (bleep) PRO SKATER,

AND YOU HAVE NO (bleep) CARE.

AAH! ARE YOU COMING OR NOT?

WE WAITED SIX HOURS FOR JASON, THAT (bleep)

♪ ALL BECAUSE FREMONT STREET JUST CAN'T BE BEAT ♪

♪ WHEN LADY LUCK SHINES ON ME ♪

WE SHOULD GO FOR A COUPLE OF SHOWS AND JUST HAVE FUN.

"DUDE, I GOT SIX, UM,

UH, 'PENTHOUSE' CHICKS MEETING US THERE."

[ TELETUBBIES GIGGLING ]

WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS IT? MINE!

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

♪ IT'S BLACKJACK, BACCARAT ♪

♪ SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS ♪

♪ AND LADY LUCK SHINES ON ME ♪

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!