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Don't anybody breathe.

Now, everybody breathe.

You smell that? Is that the ocean?

Oh, yes, yes, it's the ocean.

It certainly is, Dad.

Lene? Yes, darling, it's a very nice-smelling ocean.

All right, everybody again. Everybody breathe. By the numbers, double

inhalation.

That's good for you.

Hey, are these trees?

They are trees.

You know, the last time we were by here, it seemed like they were smaller.

You remember these trees, kids?

Oh, you don't forget trees like these, Dad.

I think I remember them, Dad.

Okay, okay, make fun of me.

But when we reach down in that sand, we come up with those gorgeous clams,

you're gonna be thanking me.

You still remember how to fix them, lady?

Would I go 300 miles in a rented camper if I'd forgotten?

Okay, just keep on zinging me.

I don't care, all three of you, just keep on zinging me.

But in a month... Two months from now, you'll be begging me, when are we going

out for a weekend?

Then it'll be my time to go.

There's a guy on our tail.

Okay, Mom.

She's all right.

Are you sure?

Lainey? Yes, okay.

They really could have killed us.

Well, now what?

Here, let me take a look.

Those kids are crazy.

That dune buggy was two feet from our bumper. Crazy, all right.

We should report him.

Well... It's really not going to prove anything.

Might as well just forget it.

Go ahead, give it a try.

Battery cable was loose.

That's a good thing you're along. I don't know a battery cable from a punch

rod. Push rod.

Dee Dee?

Are you sure that you're all right? Yeah, I hit my head. That's a pretty

good joke.

you need any help no it looks like you're having a little trouble we uh we

scared it a little bit uh nothing serious fortunately i'm glad to hear it

it's a nice rig you got there we're going camping for a

couple of days well it's a good time of year to go the uh beaches

aren't too crowded

What beach are you going to?

We haven't decided yet.

Well... If you have any more trouble, you just tell

them.

What was that all about?

What's with this going camping anyway, Dad?

You know, we haven't done it since we were kids.

Oh, I just thought it would be nice if we were all together.

You and Dee Dee will be going back to school before long.

I'm not going back.

You're not?

No, I've made my decision. I'm not going back to school. Now, anyway.

Well, Steve, I think we should talk about that. I think we should discuss

it. I'm sorry, Dad. I've made my decision. I've got to learn to stand on

my own two feet.

Well, that's exactly what I want you to do, Steve, is to stand on your own two

feet. You can't do it without an education.

I've told you that. No more discussions, please. An education is very important.

I just don't know what's got into it. We used to have an understanding. I used to

ride a tricycle and believe in Santa Claus.

Hey, Dad, look.

There's that phony fire truck. I see it.

Bill, please don't stop.

Well, I can't drive under them.

It can't be just them.

You all alone?

You need some help?

Sorry we're blocking the road.

Our truck broke down.

You ran us off the road back there. You could have wrecked us.

I'm really sorry about that. I don't know what happened.

Brakes weren't working right.

Hope nobody was hurt.

That's a lot of bull.

Oh, come on, really.

It was an accident. I'll be glad to pay for any damage.

I said this old baby's a little hard to control sometimes.

Would you give us a hand?

Get it off the road?

Well, my son's a pretty good mechanic. Maybe he can help you get it started.

Huh.

No, we want a pull, not a mechanic.

Well, the Rangers will be by pretty soon. They can help you get it started.

We'll be all right.

We're going to have to be going.

There was nothing wrong with that truck.

They were putting us off.

Well, there's nothing we can do about it now.

Get in the camper and let's go.

That guy should be reported. He's a menace.

Well, they're long gone. It's not worth the bother.

You should have seen the back of that truck. It was loaded with all kinds of

stuff. Hi-fi speakers.

It's enough for a recording studio.

I bet they ripped it all off.

Well, that's none of our business.

None of our business?

How can you say that? Those kids are dangerous.

What do they have to do to you, Dad?

Stomp on your face? That's enough.

All right.

You don't know about people like that. Not yet, anyway.

What's that mean? You're not there yet, but you're on your way.

Back to the college thing again, huh? That's right. Listen, just because

you're doing it by the numbers doesn't mean I have to. I mean, you're so locked

into that pension and gold watch routine... You can't see anything else!

You haven't got the faintest idea what a man has to face in life. Not the

faintest. He has to face himself!

I don't think we want the whole world to know about our domestic problems.

Everything okay?

Everything's fine.

You going camping?

Just for a couple of days.

You got plenty of fresh water and a first aid kit?

Sure do.

Good. Well, have a good time. Oh, and be careful with any open fires, huh?

Car 42. Car 42.

Proceed to section 10. Permit violation.

Over. That's us.

We'll be through here tomorrow about the same time. We'll look in on you.

broken that must be a good sign you

know this is

a great spot for a Martian

come

and

get it

This may be one of the best meals nobody ever ate.

Hey, come on. It can't be that bad.

What do you know about it?

Enough to know you're being a pain.

Come on, get off my back, please.

In fact, why don't you just take care of yourself and let me worry about me, huh?

That's enough. No more fighting. I've had it.

Okay, I'm sorry. All right?

Start behaving like a civilized family.

I'll clean up.

Why don't you and dad go for a walk?

How about it, Neil? Am I still young enough to take for a walk on the beach?

you sure have changed.

I've changed?

What about you and that award-winning act you're putting on, huh? What about

that? What act? What act?

Oh, here, Mommy. Let me help, Mommy. Can I help you, Mommy?

Oh, what is that?

Who are you pretending to be anyway, huh?

Well, nobody, just myself.

Oh?

Okay, you're right.

I'm playing. I'm... I'm trying to pretend that things are like they used

to be, that...

I never should have come home.

What's the matter with us?

We're always yelling at each other and... Yeah, I know.

They don't seem to realize that we grow, that we learn.

Well, I learn too much or too little, but I don't know which.

Far out.

Oh, I hate that expression.

I knew you would. You know, the first time I heard that expression, I said to

myself, Dee Dee's gonna hate it. And then do you know what I said?

What? Far out.

I've got an obnoxious baby brother.

I think he's still ticklish, isn't he, huh? Are you still ticklish?

Is he still ticklish?

and you plan to stay in this mood.

You're the one who wanted to go on this camping trip. Remember, you're the one

who thought it would be so much fun.

Are you starting to criticize me again?

I'm not criticizing, but it's no fun for any of us if you're just going to sit

around like an angry monk.

Well, he just got to me, that's all.

Whole year of college, just...

Wasted. It's his life.

The one thing that I've told him all these years, the one thing that I've

tried to impress upon him is to get an education.

Maybe you told him too many times.

But why does he do it, lady? Why?

One of the few things that we have to offer is to help our kids learn from our

mistakes.

Things change pretty fast. Look at our family in the last year.

Well, they went off to college. I mean, nothing's changed.

It has for me.

Well, what is that supposed to mean?

You don't seem to laugh as much as you used to. You know what I mean.

aren't as good as they were well what things aren't as good you talking about

our marriage i

guess it's just the old cliche i don't know what to do with myself the kids are

away and you're so busy oh

i've got

It's just a lot of little ones.

I know.

I certainly

cheered

us up, didn't I?

have kids?

Well, I hope we're not interrupting you.

Oh, not yet anyway.

Two bits says I can dig twice as many clams as the rest of you put together.

Any comers? Make it a buck and you're on.

You got a deal.

Give me a sack.

All right.

Dede, you on my team?

I went to the animal fair.

The birds and the beasts were there.

The old baboon by the light of the moon was combing his auburn hair.

The monkey got drunk and climbed on the elephant's trunk. The elephant sneezed

and fell to his knees, and that was the end of the monk. The monk, the monk, the

monk. I went to the animal fair. The birds and the beasts were there.

The big baboon by the light of the moon was combing his auburn hair.

The monkey, he got drunk and climbed on the elephant's trunk.

The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees, and that was the end of the monk,

the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk,

the monk, the monk, the monk.

You're trying to make a monkey out of me.

That's the last time.

One more time.

Night air is going to rust the old pipes.

We got fishing tomorrow. Let's put out the fire and hit the old sack.

Come on, let's go.

You know you can overdo a good thing.

Who's out there?

You and Dee Dee get inside.

Look at the camper lights.

This is a private camp. Leave us alone.

Oh, hey, listen.

We're sorry. We thought it was a party.

Let's take a look around, huh?

This is creepy.

Well... Things will look better in the morning.

Well, did you find anything?

Not a thing.

I haven't seen any other campers.

Well, it's too early in the season for most people.

Well, come on, Steve. Let's get going.

Got to get down to the surf while the fish are still biting.

Don't forget your pole.

Have a good time. We'll see you later.

It really is true, isn't it? What, dear?

Well, the fact that they go off to play and just assume we'll do the dirty work.

I've been wondering what would happen when my daughter and woman's lib got

together. Hey, a lot of it makes sense.

Especially when I see you automatically pick up those plates.

Two years of college and you're going to change the world.

It could use a little changing.

Just a word of advice from an old, depressed housewife. Give yourself time

to learn more about what you're throwing out.

You don't make fun of me.

Oh, I'm not making fun. I'm just asking you to think about it.

We both should.

There's a lot of things I'm confused about.

But you're trying too hard.

You've got to let the rock do the work. Here, I'll show you.

Now, don't fight it. It's all timing.

Real easy.

Now.

You see that?

You get 50% more distance that way.

Thanks for the lesson.

I realize you regard me as being just a few degrees above a moron, but I do seem

to manage.

Yeah, you manage.

You managed to waste a whole year of your life if you call that managing.

How do you manage, Dad?

By letting lowlifes walk all over you?

Steve, you're just like my father. You hit first and you ask questions later.

Sometimes you have to.

And if that's the best we can do, if that's all we can trust people, then

it's back to the jungle.

Maybe back there anyway.

can't help another woman, is there?

No, I guess not.

What can I do for you?

Get the red blanket in the back.

Okay.

Might as well put on your suit. We'll be going right down to the beach. All

right.

Lovely day, isn't it?

That's the perfect day for a picnic.

Ma'am?

Well, I suppose.

Thank you.

We haven't had too much to eat.

Straight down by the beach, there's not too much wind.

Yes.

I think this is one of the best areas around for camping.

Don't you?

Nice rig.

I bet you had some good times in that, huh?

Mom,

could you help me with this?

Nice to see you again.

Nice.

Don't say anything to them. We'll lock the camper and go right down to the

beach. Relax, Mom. They don't mean anything.

I don't care what they mean. We're going right down to your father.

Excuse me.

What can I do to help? Nothing. Thank you. Nothing.

We can help.

Thanks.

Well, one a day will keep the doctor away.

What's going to keep me away?

Your painful shyness.

Hey, refrigerator.

If you're thirsty, we've got some beer.

Davey, catch.

Good night, bud.

Sure do appreciate your hospitality.

Most people wouldn't be as nice as this.

Will you please move?

You'll have to lock it.

We'll take care of it while you're gone.

I have to lock it. My husband insisted on it.

Well, whatever Daddy says goes.

Sure wish we could stay longer, but...

We gotta be going thanks again

Take

my arm

I don't understand why you didn't tell them to leave right away.

I tried to, but they weren't really doing anything. They were just there.

Help!

Somebody's in trouble.

Help!

Stay here with the girls. I'll see what it is.

I told you to stay with Dee Dee and your mother.

They're all right.

Those kids are crazy. Yeah.

How did they get Dee Dee's clothes?

I don't know.

What about this? What are you going to tell Mom?

Nothing. I'll take care of it.

What happened?

Oh, it was...

Nothing. There was nobody around when I got there. Must have been some kids

playing.

Come on. I want to drive us to another spot down the coast.

The fishing is terrible here. Come on, Dee Dee.

What for?

Well, one of the sleeping bags is gone. They took all our food.

I knew we should have called the cops. Never mind what we should have done.

Let's get this stuff in the camper and get out of here.

Watch the doors, Beatty.

Steve, lock all the doors.

They'll run the battery down. Let me check it.

What is it?

They stole the distributor cap.

Hello?

Ranger Station?

I don't know if you're the right people to report this to, sir, but there's been

a terrible tragedy.

Down by the old swamp road?

It looked like a body, sir.

Who, me?

Just a concerned citizen, sir.

Can't we walk to the highway?

No, it's too far. We'd never make it before dark. Never.

This is a much better place to defend ourselves if we have to.

Well, shouldn't the rangers be here soon? They should, yes.

They should be here.

They'll be here.

Hour 42.

Emergency. Emergency.

Proceed to section 18. Repeat, 1-8. Report a drowning.

Priority, over.

Star 42, ready for section 18 out.

Is it, O'Neil? It's terrible.

Mom, what's happening?

Do not be afraid of the animals.

They will not hurt you.

Please do not feed the animals.

They might get angry.

It's that bull from the truck.

Come on, let's take a look. No, no, no. We stay in the camper.

They just want to scare us, that's all.

If we just ignore them, they'll get tired and leave.

Must be using a PA system and a sound effects record like the stuff I saw in

the back of that truck yesterday.

You know, who was that?

They recorded us and now they're playing it back.

Somebody must have put a microphone in here.

Please,

we haven't done anything to you and we don't want any trouble.

Please leave us alone.

Is he gone, Dad?

I think so.

Leo!

It's all right, lady.

I'm just going to take a look. I'm not going anyplace.

Stay here.

Is everybody all right?

Lady? Oh, Dee!

I'm all right, Mom.

Steve? I don't know. I think I twisted my ankle.

Your ankle?

Yeah. Is it going to be all right?

Our manager.

Shh, shh, shh.

Now,

everybody,

just... Stay put we're all right, but just stay put until I see if this thing

is steady

Get the shoe off, Steve. I want to put a bandage on it.

Anybody seen the first aid kit?

Yeah, it's here.

Oh, good. Thank you. What can we do to those monsters? They're going to come in

here and kill us. They're going to kill us for no reason at all.

Stop. Stop.

Just hush.

Nobody is going to hurt us. Nobody.

Just stop.

Stop.

Mom? I don't want you to stand on this until I get a bandage on it.

No, Mom, it's going to be all right. Really, it's going to be all right, Mom.

No, Mom, it's going to be all right.

It's going to be all right.

It's going to be all right.

Those rangers should have been here hours ago.

Yeah.

Do you remember exactly what they said?

No, I don't remember exactly what they said.

How's your ankle?

Still there.

You know, we should have told those rangers about that. I've heard enough

about what we should have said or should have done.

I'm sorry.

I know that you think that I've handled this wrong, but... Please, Dad, don't

give me that we have to live with other speech again.

I was going to give you the maybe you were right speech.

It just so happens with this particular bunch, you were right.

But I still wouldn't have done anything any differently. You can't just walk in

and start swinging.

Yes, well, maybe this time it would have saved us a bit of trouble.

Maybe.

Or we could be worse off.

Get the lamp out as fast as you can. I'll see how the girls are doing.

Ow!

What happened?

Cut myself.

It's nothing. I can hardly see you.

Well, what good is any of this anyway?

Well, they're going to come in here and do anything. Don't worry, Deedee.

Nothing's going to happen. We'll get away.

Listen, Deedee.

Nobody is going to hurt us.

We'll be out of here before you know it. This time tomorrow, we'll all be safe at

home, and you'll be worrying about your Saturday night date.

We're staying cans over here in bottles on that side you can tell by the sound

which direction they'll be coming from Let's go Just finish as quickly as you

can

Can you get enough wire so we can put the lights up on the dunes if I rip out

the whole electrical system we'll do it

Well, it better. I'm not doing this for the exercise.

We'll only have so much time with this battery.

What are they waiting for?

part of their little game.

Maybe they won't come.

Maybe.

When we know where they are, you go behind the dune, and you go through the

draw. When you get on hard ground, you run as fast as you can. The highway's

about two miles away.

Why can't you come with us?

I'll stay here and keep them busy.

They may get you.

Nobody's going to get anybody.

This is the way it'll work, and that's it.

No! Do not catch us! No!

Let's go.

Why are you tying my hands?

Keep you from harassing people for no good reason. I swear Jerry made us do

it. I swear it. Ah, come on. Honest man.

What's he up to? What's his plan?

Plan? No plan, man. It's all messed up.

Yeah, he just wants to scare people.

Is that it?

Where's your camp from here?

Camp?

Where's Jerry and the rest of your friends?

Does your head hurt?

It's okay.

Well, it needs cleaning.

I'll leave it alone.

It's got dirt in it.

It'll get infected.

You're a family.

Yeah.

That's what Jerry said we were.

But he didn't know what it meant, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

It all came apart.

What do you think?

I think we ought to pay him a visit.

Take us there.

Hey, no man.

Charlie will rip you apart. I swear he's a madman. I'm sure that he is. Come on,

let's go.

Hey, man, let's get out. Will you shut up?

Why would he drive that buggy into the water?

Stupid. Well, why don't you ask Frank, all right?

What do we do now?

That's all I need is another stupid question.

Well, we're going to teach him a lesson.

That's what we're gonna do.

Oh, yeah? How?

I'll think of something.

I always do, don't I?

Hey.

Look.

It's them.

They got Frank.

What do they do?

He's leading them like a donkey.

That's what he is, a donkey.

Hee-haw!

Hey, Frank!

You want a carrot?

What do you want?

I think his ears got longer.

Hey, Frank!

I think he looks more like a monkey.

Run it out, Mr. White Bread.

Amen.

Jerry, it's all over.

Smoke will bring the rangers. Come on, move it.

Move it.

they tried to kill us okay let's go

Any luck?

Yeah, we had a little luck.