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Hmm. Assistant farm chef.

Not bad.

Yeah, I'm not a good cook.

Possibly. Yeah, me neither.

Um, let's see.

Taxi? No.

No way.

You drive like a dumbass, so that's a no.

Golf club?

Golf?

I don't know. Both?

Yeah.

Hi.

Hi. Yeah, I'm calling about the ad in the paper.

Is the position still open?

Oh, it's not.

Great. Okay, thanks. Bye.

Oh, right here. Here's one.

Female couple looking for a babysitter.

Flexible hours, good pay.

I can totally do that.

You? A babysitter? Really?

I'm totally good with kids.

I used to babysit all the time.

You practically need a babysitter yourself.

Whatever. I'm calling.

Hi there.

I'm calling about the babysitter position.

Is it still available?

Yeah, flexible hours. That's totally good for me. I'm not really working

right now, so perfect.

Yeah, sure.

I'd love to come for an interview.

Okay, yeah. Here, let me write down the address.

Okay, 3 p.m.? Sounds perfect.

I will see you then. Thank you so much.

Wow, that was fast.

Yeah, I mean, she sounded like ready to hire me over the phone.

Nice.

Now all we have to do is worry about me, and then maybe we can pay her back

again.

Yeah. Yeah.

Well, at least you don't get laid off and you're a babysitter.

Not until the kids grow up anyway.

Well, let's hope not.

I'm Gracie. I'm Diana.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.

Babysitting job?

Yep. Come right in. Cool.

This way.

Thank you.

Hi.

Gracie. Hi. This is my partner, Ravenette.

Likewise.

Have a seat.

Okay, here is the situation.

I work at a real estate farm downtown and my lovely partner here is a

romance novelist.

She works mainly at home, takes care of the kids.

There's a lot of interruptions.

Yes, like taking the kids to school, picking them up, taking them to soccer

practice and things of that nature. And she needs some help.

So... That sounds pretty doable.

How old are they?

They're in elementary school.

You know, I thought that I would be able to handle them once I started working

from home, but with all the constant interruptions...

There is no way that I'm able to write, so I just need a little bit of help. And

she's gotten this great deal with Holloway romance novels, and

she really needs to concentrate on her writing.

I totally get it. I'd really love to help out.

Right. Do you have references?

Oh, yeah.

I have a really great feeling about you.

Well, you do seem like a lovely young woman.

Thank you. You guys seem totally awesome, too.

I can't wait to meet the kids.

They're gonna love you. I just know it.

Well, she hasn't formally accepted the job yet. We still have to discuss things

like pay.

Oh, right.

That little detail.

What salary range are you looking for?

Gee, I haven't really thought about it.

I'm sure I can work with you. What's your budget?

How about that?

Oh my gosh.

Wow.

Sure.

That's great.

We still need to check her references.

and um we really need to discuss this so of course totally yeah then

maybe we can move forward from there she's gonna be great it'll be fine

so what's your schedule like well i'm wide open right now

i uh

Oh my god, they are so beautiful.

Who?

This couple.

They're like these two incredibly gorgeous older women.

What, like they're lesbians?

Yeah, I guess.

But you should see them. They're like the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

Wow, well that's cool. At least you won't have some kid's creepy dad hitting

on you. I know, right?

But no, they seemed like totally cool and I think they really liked me.

So they're just checking my references, I think, but basically I got the job.

That's awesome.

Well, that's you taken care of. Now I just need to find a job.

Yeah, you will.

Things are looking up for us. I can feel it.

Well, that was some offer you made that young girl today.

Well, I can afford it. I mean, now that I got the book deal and everything, and

I can finally concentrate on writing.

Besides, babe, it's worth it to me.

So, you mean we're going to pay that au pair

three times what any other one makes?

I saw the way you were looking at her, you know.

What do you mean?

What do you mean, what do I mean?

You were drooling.

Did you see the little hot body on that thing?

Well, I'm not blind, but come on.

It was way too obvious.

Okay.

Think about it like this. Would you rather have her walking around our house

Or some fat middle-aged woman.

Okay, but the problem with that is when this little thing is going to be walking

around this house, I'm not going to be in it while she's walking around it. You

are. Alone.

Now, babe, do you honestly think that I would do anything inappropriate with our

babysitter? What kind of woman do you think I am?

Hmm. Maybe the sexy, hot, insatiable...

sex-crazed woman that I fell in love with.

Babe, are you getting a little jealous? You're a pumpkin.

Jealous? Do you think this is jealous? I wouldn't necessarily call it jealous.

No, it's, it's, um, I don't know. Just,

she's gonna be here. I'm not.

Well, look, why don't we focus on the best case scenario?

Okay? And the best case scenario for me, right now, is to fuck my beautiful

girlfriend. Because I'm horny as hell.

Right? You always know the right things to say.

And I'm such a push over for you.

Yeah.

What are you going to do about it? What am I going to do about it?

Pork?

Don't be thinking that I'm just going to give you your way. I'm not thinking

anything except for how beautiful you are and how I love your tits.

What am I going to do with you?

Like love to me.

Kiss me and follow me and touch me in all the places you've already touched

before.

Maybe I can find some new food.

I like that idea.

bit of blue eyes you have

Where do you think you're going?

Where do you want me to go?

Watch that back. I see your nice ass.

It looks like a heart from here.

Hmm.

oh hmm

What are we going to do about this occasion?

I think... I think... I should peel

off your pink.

I just want to look at you, you're so pretty.

I just want to admire you for a moment.

Oh, look at that.

It just fell right in my mouth.

It fell into your mouth. It did. It fell right there.

Did it fall into your mouth?

Did it just fall into your mouth?

It fell in my mouth.

I think this one needs to fall in my mouth too.

In what part do you love?

The way your tongue is so warm and

so soft and it feels kind

of like...

That's incoherent.

Have you ever noticed that?

How a tongue feels kind of like how a pear feels when you bite into it.

Pretty body of yours.

Beautiful boobs.

Just hanging.

You giving me a little show?

A little one.

Can I tease you?

mm-hmm

Look at me. Look at me while you do that. I want to see those beautiful

eyes. I want to see those pretty eyes while you're licking my pussy.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. So pretty.

Oh,

so pretty.

Maybe you should be jealous more often.

I do.

I do, I do, I do.

So, what do you say?

Is Gracie hiring?

Shh.

Really? Really.

Just like a man.