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In this lecture I am going to talk

about the relationship between quantum mechanics

and quantum mechanics.

Cuckoo, guess who I am!

Orca!

Timoteo!

Open, grandpa, let me see your face!

Grandpa, are you all right?

Let me out!

I don't feel well!

I'm short of breath!

Have some mercy for your granddaughter!

She's not at home for me.

Silence!

In my capacity as mayor and president of

the jury, I declare open the contest reserved

for the girls of this country, organized to

elect the Campagnola Bella dell'Anto!

Well done!

The jury, in addition to the subscribers, is

composed of our veterinarian and the nice pharmacist.

Thank you, thank you.

And first prize, a Vitello!

One moment.

Be careful, mayor of my estates.

My granddaughter doesn't come, but you have to

keep her in mind.

But I...

She's Campagnola, she's beautiful, everyone knows her, and

she's a virgin.

But how is it possible?

If there is a regulation, you have to

be present and be seen by the jury,

by me, by us.

But what do you know about women?

Timoteo, no matter how you speak, thank God!

No, thank God!

Kiss Pile!

I'll show you!

Calm down Cirillo, he's an old man, you

don't have to take it like that.

Come on, let's try again.

Grandpa, open!

Open!

But what are you doing?

Where are you running?

Letizia!

Come here!

Letizia!

So much the beautiful dress, I hid it!

Letizia!

So, you're fixed.

Interpret this music, interpret it, you, like this!

I am that Satan!

Let's see, let's fly!

What's the matter?

But who are they?

They are vulgar!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Come on, what legs you have.

More up, otherwise how can you judge?

Sure, Cirillo, more up.

More up!

Yes?

Oh, thanks!

Thank you, that's enough.

Elisa, what happened?

Where are you going?

To the balera, the girl is not ready

yet.

There is the vitello, it is important, do

you understand?

Of course, of course.

Attention, please, attention!

Who does this belong to?

Go away, moron!

There is still no necessary unanimity, there is

sense in the jury.

We must calmly discuss among us.

In the meantime, my dear friends, I declare

open the dances and good fun to everyone.

Look, you're wrong, Cirillo, not one, but two.

He's up, he's tired.

Have you seen what things?

There are two, but I do not understand.

Come on, come on.

What do you say, Anna?

No, no, no, no, no.

But you know that Anna is no longer

a virgin.

Give a nice piece.

Do not think about it.

Have you seen how easy it is?

But then, who do I give this to?

Who do I have to give it to?

Beat it, it's still early for the award.

What are you doing?

If you take it to the table, you

can give it to us.

No, no, no.

Dear Lea, these uncertainties would not exist if

the competition was not reserved for virgins.

Why do you say that?

Because the first prize would be yours, how

soft you are.

Be careful, they're watching us.

What do you care?

Your husband is all taken by the ribs

of those there, that he forgot about these.

Yes, in fact, he neglects me a lot.

He is too busy with his veterinary work.

Thank God!

So many cows for him and so much

love for us.

Psst!

Psst!

Peñamino!

Peñamino!

Come here!

Give me the ladder!

Quick!

The ladder!

Hurry up!

Hey, what are you waiting for?

Peñamino, leave me alone!

Put me down!

By the way, what were you looking at?

Dirty!

Ladies and gentlemen, the beautiful countryside of this

year has been finally elected!

The jury has unanimously decided to award the

first prize ...

Wait a minute!

A competitor is missing!

Oh, look who it is!

But it's Sunday!

But this is a contest reserved for virgins!

Hey, do you still remember that you have

to be a virgin?

I want to talk to the mayor!

Let's not start with the recommendations!

This environment is disgusting, let's go!

Come on, Lenisa, let's go!

Silence, calm, order!

Listen to me!

But in short, what does this woman of

easy costumes want?

Send her away!

No!

I'm fine with the brands, I'm an honest

worker.

I am regularly enrolled in the union.

Felicetta, but what do you want?

What can you know?

But if they don't let me open my

mouth, what do you want me to tell

you?

Mr. Mayor, put the order back.

I don't care, Letizia is coming.

You have the right to participate and maybe

to win.

Yes, the granddaughter of Timoteo, that anarchist!

Nothing to do, never!

There are those who do not eat!

One moment!

It won't be, let's discuss ...

What happened to you?

The usual jokes of the devil!

We missed you too, Buzona!

Listen to who speaks!

The scolabrodo!

We must wait for another candidate!

Miss Letizia!

What the hell is this?

Sorry, I'm late.

Award!

Vitello has won!

One moment, why so fast?

Thank you, thank you.

Mr. Mayor, then I give it to Vitello!

No!

Here we are in democracy and what counts

is the totality!

Well said, this is an injustice, good and

good.

Aren't these clothes beautiful?

And gloves like that, have you ever seen

them?

Tell me!

No, yes, I think it's right.

Calm gentlemen, let's not lose our heads.

We are or we are not in a

democratic regime.

Let's redo the votes.

I am the prince, the depositor of this

democratic system.

So ...

On the lips, on the lips.

Sweet kiss, sweet kiss.

On the lips, on the lips.

Sweet kiss, sweet kiss.

On the lips, on the lips.

Delicious, divine, superlative.

Adulterer.

Ours is a pseudo evening between artists in

exercise to feel alive in a dead country.

For me the cultural evening is over, I'm

broken.

Good, good.

Sandra, but what a way to say things.

It is in the presence of pseudo foreigners,

unfortunately.

Please, Mrs. Francesca.

I understand perfectly that the little one is

tired and the time is late.

It is true that the company is divine.

But the physical needs and in particular that

of a fragile girl like Sandra.

Then I humbly swear to consider me one

of yours.

I already feel invested in the heat.

I enjoy this blowing.

Baron!

Yes, dear?

Be careful not to burn.

Sandra, do not break the vein.

Unfortunately, it is broken.

Good.

I humbly ask Venia.

Tell me, dad, who is the beautiful lady

of this year?

A calf of milk.

Sandra, Sandra.

There are three, three, three, three, three hours

that ...

I know, I know.

What can I do?

Aunt Ada, but how much ...

What's going on?

What do all these soldiers want?

Elvira, listen to the war!

The Russians, the Chinese, the Americans, the Germans!

Rossi, Alzamauro, Mancuso, Copiello, Gruber, Ettene, Anca Romano.

We have to get out of here!

Washing machine!

You're always the same washing machine!

But this time you've paid dearly, my dear

Roman soldier!

The orders have been given.

Stay down!

You've been hit by the enemy's bombs, so

you're dead!

And tonight you'll be handed over!

But I couldn't go down!

You're dead!

Do you understand?

Dead, killed!

Cease fire!

Everybody back to your positions!

No!

You're dead!

Do you understand or not?

In fact, bury him!

I order you to bury him, quickly!

Did you hear what he said?

Take him and bring him to the field.

Exercise number 18, do you understand?

You have to do the dead with dignity.

You have to do the dead with dignity.

Pour me some water.

Bring some more.

Ugly pig!

Why did you get down?

You were so well standing.

How?

Like this?

Come here, stay calm, let me see.

Who do you think helped you to win

the calf last night?

And you would like to make love to

me for a calf?

Yes, yes.

But it's not worth it.

I love you much more.

You're not a saint.

These are my cables, and I don't like

you.

You're unkind and presumptuous.

Because you don't know me at all.

Stop it!

You disgust me like an eel.

What an eel you are, what a beautiful

eel.

Leave me alone!

Tell me you like me, hug me.

Tell me, that by chance you came to

collect the rent?

Also.

What do you mean?

I don't understand.

Get rid of this, Timoteo.

Stop!

And talk, no!

Talk!

Come on, talk!

Son of a bitch!

You can't say that, rude.

You're a gang of accusers, accusers and Nazis,

that's it.

And then?

What?

You decide?

You have to spit it out, eh?

I had the opportunity to sell the land.

Here, Timoteo, nothing.

What did you do, you bastard?

You understood very well.

I found to sell.

They make us a big industry, you know,

Timoteo.

Bastard.

You're a bastard.

But I'm not leaving here, got it?

As you wish.

I'm not leaving!

All right.

Shut up!

Otherwise I swear I'll send you to make

a hole somewhere.

Timoteo, not that.

Look at the chest, please.

Also on the skull.

Operation burial soldier dead, finished.

Roman soldier, resurrect.

Resurrect.

I order you to resurrect.

Ten minutes of rest.

Damn it.

What a

joy!

Do not hesitate.

I'm sorry, miss, they're guys.

It's like your superior.

Gathered.

All behind me.

You can not talk to men, Mrs. Trade

Union.

You can not talk to men.

They think one thing.

It's not quite true what you say, Episeudo.

Men are given according to the subjective they

have in front.

Look at me.

Never.

No one ever.

And for no reason would allow me to

disrespect.

It's easy when you have the money.

I would like to see her in my

place.

In short, what did you come to do?

I need a good word with her husband

to move that practice.

Do you like it?

What does it mean to you?

Represents the pension of the name.

I asked you if you like the picture

I'm doing.

You know, mine is a kind of extroverted

painting.

In short, do you like it?

Yes.

And what does it represent?

A prison.

Synonyms and opposites.

And that's not all.

When the picture turns, the opposites become synonyms.

And the opposite synonyms.

In short, Mrs. Trade Union, does your husband

tell you or not?

If I remember correctly, you're called Letizia, right?

Yes.

Letizia, you seem to me quite robust.

If you want to come to my house

to serve, I'll take you.

I need it so much.

For the rest, I do not want to

get involved.

They are not things of artists.

Thank you very much, ma'am.

Ah, for that practice.

Go to Mr. Mayor.

You will realize that men are not all

the same.

Leave me, leave me.

What a wild cat you are.

You're really a cat.

Do you want to stop?

Yes, damn it, I was crazy.

Stop, let's think.

Hands off!

Okay, okay, I'll put it in my pocket.

Let's calmly examine the practice to follow for

that practice.

Well, well, let's see.

Let's see what we can do for this

cat.

You want to know?

Yes.

You can go to die killed.

Ugly pig.

You again.

Let me pass.

Dignity.

Today is Sunday, the office is closed.

I introduce myself.

Captain Napoleon I.

Lieutenant Marco Giovampietro.

Mayor Cirillo Palazzucci.

Today I do not receive.

We are here on a special mission.

Abolite festivities, in similar fringes.

It is an article of the military code

of war.

This article also applies in times of peace

and in case of particular needs.

Understood?

All right.

Say it, Captain.

Oh, Letizia, how grateful I am.

A little, beautiful countryside.

Do you want to say it or not?

Come here.

Do you want to know who gave it

to you?

I would like you to give it to

me.

Look, he satisfied you.

What are you laughing at, morons?

But she loves me, you know.

Yes, she loves you.

And so, even the lieutenant will go to

sleep with Felicetta.

No, no, he said he preferred to camp

with the soldiers.

It is certain that the captain will sleep

little with all that stuff.

And then, with those springs of the bed

that make a lot of noise.

I know, I know well.

And that's why I sent us that bamboo

full of air.

And it seemed that Napoleon was the one.

Mr. Mayor, I beg you to find us

a decent accommodation for a few days.

I thought about it with a lot of

concentration.

Then I exploded.

Found, Mr. Captain.

I found someone who can host her with

dignity.

She lives a little outside the country, but

she is a fallen princess.

Mrs. Felicetta, never on Sundays?

I'm the one in the middle.

I introduce myself.

Captain Napoleon I.

I have here a presentation ticket of Mr.

Mayor for you.

Come in.

Come in.

After you, Madam.

But what is that idiot Cirillo?

Now he provides me with forestry customers.

As if I was missing work.

Maybe he wants to ask me for the

percentage.

But I'll have him killed.

And then today is Sunday and I don't

work.

Come in, Mr. Captain.

Mr. Captain.

But where did you go?

Make yourself comfortable, Madam.

I understand that I have disturbed you and

humbly apologize.

But I'm not in a hurry.

I'll wait for you here in this delicious

dining room.

Mr. Captain, do you want to drink something

first?

Look what I've done.

Madam, I'm sorry.

I'm really unforgivable.

It doesn't matter.

Don't worry.

But how can I not worry?

So much kindness on your part and so

much, let's say, chauvinism on my part.

But please, don't stay like that.

Get up.

Sit down here.

And allow me to kiss your hand.

What a sincere testimony of my constriction, in

the hope that my mischievous behavior don't ruin

this wonderful meeting of ours.

Sit down here for a while.

Mr. Captain.

I have a great doubt, like a house.

But what do you want from me?

What do I want?

But how can you use the verb to

want with a kind lady like you?

I want, and I allow myself to add,

after having met her, I want ardently...

Where did I put it?

Here, this, here.

Really, I don't know if it's the case.

I've never rented to anyone.

I understand, madam.

Do you care about your privacy?

Yes.

Sure.

I care.

And how?

Madam, it was enough to meet you.

I beg you to excuse the disturbance.

Just let me hope that in this short

stay I can give you a little comfort.

Then I'll be able to see you again.

I'm thinking that...

I could make a rag for you.

Thank you.

Sure.

But so much from who?

Here it is, madam.

How much does it cost?

Five thousand.

One thousand.

Four thousand.

Two thousand.

Take it and that's it.

All right.

All right.

Take the money yourself.

I'm in the right pocket.

Down, down.

This pocket is broken.

Aren't you happy?

But who did you take this from?

I'll take it back.

And if you want it back, give me

money.

Hey, friends!

We're having a party tonight.

What do you think?

I'm in the right pocket, right?

It's your turn now.

What's up?

What's going on?

What are you all doing?

Give me the rag, thief.

What do you want?

I bought this one and I paid for

it.

Look, if I lose my patience, I'll give

you this in your head.

Come on, Romano.

You've been looking for that thing for half

an hour.

Give it to him.

I screwed up like a baby.

But if it's mine...

I really want to see who would send

us who.

I'll make a massacre.

That pig is sold to the land.

To the industry.

Times change.

Letizia, give me another drop.

Don't take it like that.

And stop drinking it.

It hurts you.

Shut up.

I know what I have to do.

You don't get involved.

You're such a hoodlum.

And then you know what I'm telling you?

I don't care about leaving this pig.

You?

I'll talk to the factory director.

To hire Elisa too.

And we'll make a beautiful house.

Shut up like a pig.

I don't care.

It's them.

They're coming to send us away.

What are you doing?

Are you crazy, Grandpa?

Letizia, help me.

You go.

No, this is too much.

What do you want?

I just wanted to get some water from

your well.

Come on, take him.

Let's go.

What are you doing?

I was about to do it.

What are you doing?

I said, get your ass up.

And go help the land.

Yes, to break the eggs in the pan.

Speak as you like.

I speak as I like.

We have two tongues.

Like snakes.

Don't be offended.

I speak my mother tongue.

What?

Mother tongue.

I thought you were just a kid.

Please.

Go, go.

Now you know where the well is.

You can take all the water you want.

I'm going to sleep, dear.

What's your name?

What's your name?

Elisa.

What?

Her name is Letizia.

Elisa.

You're clumsy, dear captain.

If he were with me, he'd be cool.

What the hell.

How does he live?

I wonder what a clumsy wife he has.

He has just one footwear.

And the other one?

Where did he put it?

Here it is.

What if he wasn't married?

I don't care.

Napoleon...

This must be a relative.

Felicetta!

What a pain in the ass!

Let me in, it's a party.

I've done business.

Did you take a bath?

What's the news?

Do I have to take a bath too?

I'll show you now.

The operation will start with the area survey.

While I'm on the phone with the commander,

you'll write down the exact location of the

casinos, the wells, the stables.

Please, don't disturb.

I'm referring to the civilian population, and above

all, don't disturb the women.

Cpl.

Mazzamauro.

Yes, sir.

You'll stay on guard.

Yes, sir.

You'll all meet here in two hours.

Let's check the clocks.

It's exactly 8 minutes.

I'm fine.

Did you check the clocks?

Good.

We'll meet at 10 and two minutes before.

Break the lines!

Felicetta!

I've washed the whisky.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Go wash your feet.

Me too.

Here they are.

I've washed my feet too.

Are you okay?

Come here.

It's time.

You're so beautiful.

Let me see your hands.

Turn them.

Go cut your nails.

What are you?

A genie?

A genie?

Let me go.

Wait a minute.

I'm late for work.

Do you want to listen to me?

What do you want?

I want to see you tonight.

What for?

Please, Letizia.

I want to tell you everything about me.

It's the first time it happens to me.

See you later.

Yes, good night.

I won't leave you.

I'll go with you.

You have to follow me.

I'm sorry.

You are beautiful.

Take a look at the elastic.

What can I do for you?

Yes.

Take a look at this.

Catastrophic.

What are you talking about?

We have two tongues.

I only have one, but I assure you

it's worth three.

Let's hope so.

Where did you get stuck?

There's another chicken to sell.

No, no, we don't know each other.

I don't even know who you are.

Wait a minute.

This is Monte Bianco.

This is Monte Rosa.

Yes, and further there is the black forest.

Come on, don't joke.

I live right here.

And down there is the factory where I

work.

Now you know me, don't you?

Do you like Neapolitan songs?

Yes.

Then listen to this one.

I'm Neapolitan.

I know, and if you don't sing, you

die.

No, I'm not going to die.

Swear to me that no man kissed you

before me.

All right, I swear.

But I would like to know why you

always ask the same question.

I don't know.

Are you all like this in Germany?

Ouch!

You made me late.

Proof of proof.

Bye, handsome.

Oh, faithful.

Are you still?

You know I don't want to.

When will you decide?

When we get married.

Don't worry.

You know I love you.

No, I don't care about the Baron.

That's my mother's fixation.

But you'll see that I'll win.

How?

I don't know that.

I do.

McBird!

McBird!

McBird!

McBird!

McBird!

McBird!

All McBird today.

Hello.

Hello.

When the husband goes to work, who comes

in?

The buddy.

What does he do?

He goes out.

But first, the show.

Ah, you've tonight.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh, it's

the only one while Mrs.

Francesca, good morning.

Good morning.

Meeting you at the beginning of the day

is a great hospitality.

But I may have become a mule.

To keep on the heart.

But when?

When will you decide?

Never.

Now never.

I do not want, I can not.

I'm not the Felicetta of the country.

Do you want to understand?

Our old love story is dead.

Giuseppe is dead.

Felicetta is dead.

But go, ignorant man.

Ignorant I.

I.

Veterinary doctor.

Mrs. Francesca, good morning.

Always splendid.

Good morning, Baron.

Sit down.

Thank you.

And the little one does not come?

No, unfortunately she stayed in bed.

She is affected by a strong migraine.

How sorry I am.

The usual, Mrs. Francesca.

Oh yes, thank you, the usual.

The usual.

Here is the usual, Mr. Baron.

To break the tradition, to be in line

with the times, even this morning you take

into account Mrs. Francesca, right?

Agree, Mr. Baron?

Naturally, yes.

Naturally, yes.

An espresso.

Who is that officer?

Is he passing or is he crying?

I do not know.

His husband knows.

Captain!

I present to you Mrs. Francesca, the wife

of our mayor.

She is enchanted.

Spanish.

No, Piseudo.

Nice to see you again.

I stop for a while, having to carry

out an important mission.

Now please excuse me.

Duty calls me.

It's ten thirty-two first!

Unheard of!

Really unheard of!

All deserters!

It's ten thirty-two first and thirty seconds!

Half an hour late!

Deserters!

All deserters!

Stomach ache, Captain.

Diarrhea, Captain.

Sorry to bother you, Captain.

I do not know how to say.

Great movement!

Intimate dreams, Captain.

Do you have diarrhea too?

No, my belly does not hurt, Captain.

My head hurts.

Run!

Conversion!

To the right!

Conversion!

To the right!

Conversion!

To the left!

Conversion!

To the left!

Conversion!

Conversion!

To the right!

Ravanelli and Caciotta, I can not take it

anymore!

The land does not yield.

And all I can, I bring it here.

But even my brothers have their needs.

Shut up, Tata!

Do not make me regret accepting these fruits

of destiny from you.

Otherwise I'll start crying.

Come on, come in the arms of your

Tata.

Do you want?

Hi!

Hi!

But you are Elisa!

What are you doing here?

Is this how you greet a gentlewoman?

I thought you were kissing the ladies.

Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.

But Maledizia does not come?

No, she does not come.

No?

No, she sent me.

What are you two doing?

I paid homage to the charm of this

beautiful gentlewoman.

By the way, gentlewoman, do you want to

take off my shoes?

Bye!

And cover yourself!

But are you jealous?

Go home!

Not even for a dream!

Well, where are you going?

Perfect!

I believe you well.

You gave a kingdom to your women.

But what do I give them?

Napoleon, you know what I tell you?

Never broken!

You and your empire!

Captain!

But you're at home!

I am?

But where are you?

Me too!

How stupid I am!

Since by chance we met, do you need

something?

Really, I do not know how to say

it.

Madam!

What?

Madam, allow me!

If you allow me, I would like to

invite you to dinner.

Thank you for the invitation.

Frankly, it is not the case.

You know, the country does not offer much.

Instead, if you are happy with something, we

can arrange with what little I have at

home.

I have no words.

Do not take away the satisfaction of this

ardent tribute.

Devout tribute.

I'm excited.

Like a schoolboy with the first weapons.

I burn with emotion.

I burn, I burn!

Excuse me a moment.

I burn!

But sit down, I'll be right back.

Yes, yes, please.

What are you doing?

Do you want to finish?

Let me in.

No, not tonight.

And why?

I understood, you have another client.

I wait.

No, I feel bad.

And then I do not want.

But look, I walked three kilometers to come

to you.

And I do not go if I do

not unload.

I was clear.

Then do it here.

Madam.

But sit down.

I can not sit in front of a

woman who is on tiptoe.

Put me to drink.

Do not drink.

Oh, stop it.

Wait till it's over.

How long will it take?

You have to take good care of this

pocket.

Are you jealous?

No.

Only if I see you with another woman,

I ask for a favor.

Which one?

The same one I asked for my first

love.

In short, tell me what it is.

Mine or no one else's.

Well?

He's dead.

Oh my God!

It's really romantic to walk at night with

a real man.

It would be much more romantic in two.

Do you really want to go to Letizia?

But go home.

Okay.

Disappear, fate separates us.

Disappear!

Agia!

She's such a dear child.

When you're gone, you won't even remember that

we exist.

Shoot, I won!

But tell me a little, Napoleon, but you're

always like this, all in one piece, huh?

Is it a reproach?

No, for the love of God!

But what does your wife say?

I'm not married.

I dedicated my whole life to the army.

But tonight I want to make a confession

to you.

I lower the military.

Come on, handsome, come on.

Your name is Marco, right?

Tell me a little, how many chickens do

you have?

Let's see.

The city hen, the regiment hen, the mountain

hen, but dear my little rooster, the country

hen, you really do not have it.

Good morning, Letizia.

Good morning, Marco.

Do you know what you are to me?

The country hen.

You are a scoundrel, prepotent and pigeon.

I do not like guys like you.

I do not like them.

You are even more beautiful when you get

angry.

He does not attack me.

Some sentences are worth telling someone else, more

stupid than me.

Now stop it and listen to me.

Because I do not want to joke anymore.

I love you.

And it's not the first time, dear my

little rooster, that you betray me.

But I did not betray you, I swear.

Do not swear, coward.

I have proof.

But what proof?

A captain, seen, presented and greeted by me

in person.

A captain?

A captain?

But what?

Did you take me for a rooster?

I was not talking about a pseudo-carnal

betrayal.

But what?

Do you doubt my virility?

I exclude it.

Enough, I do not want to be offended

by you.

Good.

Let's separate.

I take the girl, the girl, and I

go back to Montalé to get my food.

But what do you take now?

Listen, Francesca, let's reason calmly.

Do you want to explain to me what

the betrayal has to do with the captain?

There is a kind foreign man in the

country.

And you do not think of my literary

salon.

Do not talk to me, do not present

it to me.

And who can do it?

If it's just for this, I'll do it

right away.

No, I forbid you.

Listen to me, come here, calm down.

Come on, Tess, listen to me.

You understand that I am masculine, do not

you?

Do not let me lose.

Where can I find the officers with two

bags to deliver?

Come with me.

This way.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

What do you want?

Swear to me that no man kissed you

before me.

But when?

This morning.

Lieutenant, it seems that tonight we are at

the mayor's house.

Yes, sir.

Are you sure it's here?

Yes, it's here.

How excited I am.

And you are proud.

Let's go, courage.

The guest of honor with...

...Maidi Domenica.

The second guest of honor with...

What does he say?

Good evening.

Good evening.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Good evening.

Already, because you never know anything.

Good evening to all.

And thank you for the invitation also on

behalf of...

...and our kind companions that I have the

honor to present.

We are thirteen.

We are thirteen, really.

Fortunately, we are thirteen.

Fortunately, we are thirteen.

I did not say it just for education.

I'm going.

If you go away, I'm going too.

No, let's go in four.

Nothing at all, I'll take care of it.

I have a ready guest, so we are

fourteen.

But what are you all doing there?

We want to take the aperitif.

Give me a big glass of whiskey.

This is good wine.

Drink, drink.

But this is my favorite.

I know, this is only for you.

It's your grandmother.

This party is beautiful.

Do you want some salad?

Eat them well, some salad.

To your health.

To yours, thank you.

Hey, Cirillina, your wife is strong.

She's strong, yes.

Fill it up again.

What are we waiting for?

Let's go, people, let's go.

We're going to eat.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

What a beautiful table.

Be careful with the stairs, they are dangerous.

Cheers, ladies and gentlemen.

Gentlemen, there are the cards and the cakes.

Welcome to our disc, frugal but substantial.

Clotilde, Clotilde, come here.

Now tell me, Baron.

Clotilde, a few words.

A moment.

Here is the long-awaited guest, Chiorello Giulietto,

with a common geometry.

Nice to meet you.

Clotilde.

Tell me.

Come here.

So, can I help you?

No, no, wait.

Where are the other bottles of whiskey?

They are upstairs, sir.

Come on, wait, go get them.

Clotilde.

Where are you going?

Upstairs to get the bottles of whiskey.

Well, go, go, go.

Come on, sit down, sit down.

Come here, here, close to me.

Come, come, come.

Let's sit up.

Hey, you, put me here.

Here.

But you...

You sit down.

Captain, here.

Sit down, sit down.

Stay close to me.

There are three covers missing.

Oh, that's what I meant to say, Clotilde.

It does not matter, you stand up.

Take the chairs.

Let's serve the newcomers.

Let's hug.

Why do we make so many dishes?

The dishes.

The dishes.

Be careful with that chair.

Be careful with that chair.

Here are the dishes.

Who wants?

Good luck with all the dishes.

Pass them on.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, sit down.

Ah, the tables.

We keep the tables.

The tables.

Here they are.

The table.

Who wants the tables?

Here they are.

Yes, yes, sit down, sit down, sit down.

All right?

Calm down.

An applause.

An applause.

Give it to me.

Come here.

We'll see you later.

This is the special one.

Our well-loved mayor offers it only in

time of election.

It's true, sir.

What a nice tongue you have.

Yes, yes.

It's a beautiful being.

It's the tongue of Fortuna.

Giuseppe, make the speech.

I have to tell you that we are

three friends and we all love each other.

Tonight, for the first time, the mayor is

a magnificent man, one of the greats, for

almost 50 years.

Let's do it more often, Mr. Mayor.

You become a great family, you become friends,

you gain confidence, you learn to know each

other, in short.

And this serves to break down the barriers

that have kept us apart for a long

time.

Here, tonight, we are all here.

The high bourgeoisie, the proletariat, the armed forces,

and indeed, you know what I'm telling you,

at this point, I propose, I propose we

make a toast.

Good.

Good.

I've always hated the proletariat.

Oh, the literature for later.

Isn't that right, Captain?

Oh, yes.

Let's make a toast.

Good.

But certainly, let's toast to everyone present.

To the politicians.

Thank you.

Let's toast to everyone.

A toast to the armed forces.

Let's toast to the politicians.

Let's toast to the...

and to the whores.

Enough with the toasts.

No, let's keep going.

The game is very interesting.

The whore's luck is proverbial.

While instead, the virgins always end badly.

Especially when they need the help of the

whores.

One thing is certain, we housewives are the

most sacrificed.

Clotilde, bring food for this beautiful company.

Thank you, Mayor, for the nice evening.

But I have customers, and I have to

go.

I'm coming too, Felicetta.

I have to feed the whores.

Poor people, who knows what hunger they will

have.

Stop it, Marco.

I have the impression that we are being

watched.

You are still under the nightmare of that

dinner, Trajan.

It was just missing that they got drunk.

But what nightmare?

I do not care about that dinner.

Rather, I have to go to work.

So see you tonight.

Bye, Marco.

Ten tenths of a second later.

Ten tenths of a second later.

Excuse me, Mayor.

I was with the beautiful company.

Ten tenths of a second later.

Ten tenths of a second later.

Do not laugh.

Do not laugh.

Wait.

Oh, Mayor.

Felicetta, I order you to open.

Do not be a child.

Open.

Actually, no.

I beg you to open.

I have to talk to you.

Go away.

I do not want to see you anymore.

Felicetta, Look, nothing has changed for me.

Open me.

I'm working.

Do you understand?

Tonight, try not to be extraordinary, because I

have to tell you very important things.

What do you say, swine?

It is not true.

Betray me with Rodolfo, with that pig.

It is not true.

But you can not say anything else, huh?

Indeed.

Cuckold.

They called me a cuckold.

It really seemed to me like a crook.

Cuckold.

Do not take it like that.

They are all bad.

Do you want to spread the nerves?

No.

No.

No.

No.

Dimosu, little Florentine writer.

What's up?

I solved the mystery.

What mystery?

You wrote, she will like her companion.

Her companion, ignorant.

It's important.

And where is she?

Here you read company, which is very different

from company.

You know I tell you, better so.

At least I knew you were a pig.

It wasn't enough for you, Felicetta.

And you wanted to make you even Letizia.

I made you come here because it's time

to speak clearly.

I saw that you were spitting with that

lieutenant of my boots.

Sorry, what do you care?

If you made me call for this, I

can go.

And a moment, wait.

Let's talk about a topic at a time.

And leave me.

Come on, don't be a saint with me.

See you.

Beautiful, beautiful you are.

I do not want.

Do not try to resist.

Enough.

Do not touch me.

You hurt me like that.

Leave me.

Leave me.

Wait.

Leave me.

You are beautiful.

I like it.

Oh, how I like it.

How soft your flesh is.

And your air of cleanliness, how I like

it.

Dear, dear.

Mr. Asshole.

I really think your boss needs help.

Bye.

But what did you get in your head,

to marry that deaf-mute?

You can hear it very well.

If it's a small pronunciation defect, he knows

how to make himself understood.

Shame on you.

How can you compare that worm with the

baron?

And in fact, I don't even think about

it.

Fiorella is clean inside.

The other one is rotten.

But it is possible that you do not

think of the social pseudo-education.

Look at me.

You disgust to become a baroness?

Just like that.

It disgusts me.

That's a loser who doesn't want to do

anything.

Stop it.

He's an artist.

No, he's a moron.

I don't want him.

No, you won't marry him.

It's before you think.

Today I'm going to the clinic to prepare

the publications.

Don't do it.

Or you could regret it.

Sandra, come back here right now.

Listen to me.

Warm mouth.

Damn, dear lady of my boots.

It's you.

With your air of a good person.

My clients make me of confessions, other than

if they make me.

And you have always been a dirty competitor.

But what are you saying?

Are you crazy?

No.

Don't ever dare to touch me again.

Let me go.

Don't worry.

I'll be the one to wash the hand

that touched you.

But first I want to get it all

dirty.

How quiet this country is.

It's true.

Nice.

Really nice.

Portabilata.

Ready?

To work, guys.

Come on, come on.

Enough to change.

Come here.

Chatter.

Stupid chatter among drunkards.

What did you do last night?

And then we have to stay together.

Don't look.

The dirty clothes, if there are, we have

to wash them in our house.

Come on, move.

Come on, move.

Come on, walk.

Let's go in.

Let's go.

No.

I prefer to have to do with my

animals.

I told you to finish it.

What do you think?

That I don't know you're playing dead with

my wife?

I've always known.

But I never made you weigh.

No.

With Mrs. Francesca there was never anything.

I swear to you, look.

But you would have wanted to cheat me.

Only you found a Burmese tower.

But the intention you had it.

So, as you can see, who is without

sin, he breaks the first stone.

Come on, give him the hand.

Let's go there.

And now let's think about our rematch.

First of all, you have to get rid

of the boxes, those military.

So the lost sheep, they will all return

to the village.

Especially that fake Letizia.

Do you like it?

Do you like it?

But you won't be able to do it.

Spirit, did you succeed?

So, what do you propose?

First of all, I would like to know

what are they doing here?

Secret mission.

The carabinieri know, but they don't speak.

And we don't care about anything, we have

to send them away.

But how?

Listen, I have an idea.

We write to the command of the regiment

that the behavior of the officers is scandalous

and therefore we want them to be removed.

The captain does it with the bitch of

the country.

The lieutenant with a peasant.

But why?

Why don't you give it to him?

The idea seems good to me.

So let's do this telegram.

How do we do it?

You do it, you are the highest authority

in the country.

I can't with my political background.

And my activity doesn't allow me.

Enough, enough.

The plans are studied together and there is

always one person at the attack.

Don't worry, we support you from the outside.

Have we ever left you alone?

And then Cirillo, remember how you were elected.

All right, all right, I sign alone.

Motherfucker of cocky friends.

Our fathers drank.

Yes!

Our grandfathers drank.

Yes!

And we who are children drink, drink, drink.

And we who are children drink, drink, drink,

drink.

This wine.

Grandpa, are we back?

Look, I only drank two glasses.

And to keep this good boy company.

Here it is.

This evening Marco stays to eat with us.

But then this is a conspiracy.

Come on, come on.

Lieutenant.

Tell me, Romano.

The captain wants to see you right away.

He has urgent communications to make.

Okay.

At your service, Captain.

We must return immediately to the body.

So tomorrow morning at six, ready to leave.

Good night, Lieutenant.

Good night, Miss Letizia.

Good night.

Let's go.

I really want you to understand my state

of mind.

You see, since I was a boy, and

maybe for too much love for my mother,

women have always scared me.

I've tried it more than once, but basically

I can say I'm almost a virgin.

How?

Well, almost.

Well, now try it with me.

And let's hurry, we have only one night

available.

What?

No, I swear.

The nights we will spend together will be

many.

Word of Napoleon I.

This is safe, the others I do not

know.

Oh, sorry.

But how is everything dressed?

Yes, yes, everything, everything.

Lieutenant.

Me too.

I want to stay with you all night.

So, hand in hand.

You're crazy.

Romano!

Romano!

It's not true what I told you!

Nobody died!

Amadri!

I'll kill you if you do not wait

for me!

Asshole!

They're coming, here they are.

But what are you doing?

You go like this, without saying hello.

Oh, but these soldiers are good.

As soon as duty calls them, they are

able to forget the rules of civil life.

Just like that.

It's inaudible.

Lost road.

Remove the obstacle, go!

Here are the new racing soldiers, all athletes.

Go, go, go!

And what, Mr. Robbie Tolley?

Felicetta, come in, we're here to comfort you!

Felicetta, did you hear?

The day is opening up for you!

We're full of generosity this morning!

Felicetta!

Felicetta!

Felicetta!

Felicetta!

Felicetta!

Felicetta!

Let's go get the dagger!

Who's Felicetta?

Felicetta!

And now, without the beautiful Tenentino, how do

you do?

But why don't you leave me alone?

Because I'm not used to being rejected by

a woman.

Of course, you, Belmondo, you tie it.

We're not kidding.

It's different, I like you.

I really like you.

Well, then, if you really like it, everything

changes.

Yes?

Come with me.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

But where are you running, without a suit?

I'm coming!

I'm coming!

I like you so much!

I like you!

Here I come!

Oh, my!

Oh, my love, tonight I'll never...

Sandra!

Sandra!

Sandra!

What do you want?

I hear you're training, good.

Come down, there's the Baron.

Let's do a little concert.

You're late!

Sandra, darling, where are you?

I'm here.

Have you decided?

Yes.

The deaf-mute!

The deaf-mute?

What the fuck, ma'am?

On the bench, the goat creaks.

Under the bench, the goat creaks.

I'm healed!

On the bench, the goat creaks.

Under the bench, the goat creaks.

But it doesn't end like this!

On the bench, the goat creaks.

I'm healed!

I'm healed!

Come on, let's talk.

Me!

So, what do you say?

I've decided...

I've spontaneously decided...

I've spontaneously decided that I don't want to

marry Sandra anymore.

Why?

Because Sandra is a good girl, and having

already gone to bed with Fiorello...

With Mr. Fiorello.

Mr. Fiorello, it can't be anyone else's fault.

And remember to apologize for all the trouble

you caused.

Who are you, Bruce Lee?

Go fuck yourself!

How are you, Felicetta?

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

You, rather.

I don't think about it anymore.

It's not worth it.

They looked like good people.

And you know what?

It's better that they're no longer alive.

Who knows where they would have taken us.

Maybe you're right.

They're all the same, these pigs.

But we don't give a shit.

You don't give a shit?

Tell Felicetta that you're there crying every night.

Or do you think I didn't notice?

But mind your own business.

Leave her alone.

Don't be ashamed.

I also fell for it like a fool,

with that fucking Napoleon.

Letizia!

There's a man at the door who wants

to talk to you urgently.

Grandpa, what happened?

I don't know.

That bastard really sold us out.

They're throwing everything away.

Go talk to the mayor.

No, I've already been there.

He promised us a kitchen room.

At the popular houses.

Timoteo, come on.

Everything is right.

If you want to come to my house,

we'll sort it out somehow.

See you later.

Poor Timoteo, he's really down.

He didn't even touch my ass.

Have you heard the news?

It seems that Felicetta has stopped doing the

job.

That bitch.

Come on.

Go.

I'm going.

Come on, go.

Come on, go.

I'm going.

Come on, come on.

I'm going.

Come on, come on.

Go.

Let's go.

I'm going.

Go fuck yourself, but it's Sunday, it doesn't

exist anymore.

Oh my God!

Letizia, darling, I'm back!

Letizia, fuck you!

Fuck, we're in jail!

Love!

Felicetta, words of Napoleon I, I chose you

for my only reason of life, I love

you, I came to marry you ...

The world is made of balls.

Madam, do you remember that officer who came

here to dinner with Felicetta?

Why?

Now it's over there.

Go, go, go, disappear.

Good morning, Francesca.

The bourgeois.

Deserter for your love.

Oh God, I feel less good.

Let's sit here.

No, no, no, not here.

Here, here.

Let's stall the time.

Calmly, Mrs. Francesca.

We do not consume quickly.

We ruin everything.

But impatience is great.

In a busy moment.

Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me.

No, no, do not speak.

Do not speak.

The dream has come true.

Do you hear me now?

No, no, it's the sign of destiny.

Are you sure?

Francesca, what's going on?

Why did you send me to call?

I was sitting.

What do I see?

Do not interrupt.

I beg you, why do you interrupt?

Francesca, you too.

Heaven.

I break everything.

I break.

I, I.

Very horned, Mr. Cirillo.

Now tell me.

This winter, an entire regiment will come to

the area.

The relationship of my superiority has been approved

by the command.

So the winter camp and the exercises will

be done here.

Yes.

Be careful of the men who will arrive.

They will be two thousand.

What a head.

This belongs to you, Mrs. Francesca.

Thank you.

In disguise I could not, but I swear

I was here.

Here they are all together, our friends.

Gentlemen, my respects.

Our respects.

Sincere and dutiful.

We greet the voice.

Greetings and hugs.

Come on.