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Son?

Yeah, what's up, Dad?

Alright, son.

Come on down here and have a pop with your pop.

You're not in trouble, don't worry.

Although, is your glove and ball in the closet?

Yeah. Alright, we're going to have to go out back after this and have a catch

because you still feel like a girl and it's pitiful.

Alright.

On to more pressing issues.

Remember what we talked about a few weeks ago?

Now that you're going off to school, especially since you're like, what,

you're 18, 19 now?

Dad, I'm 20.

Okay, well then, yeah, we need to have this conversation five years ago, in my

opinion. But anyways, remember what we talked about going to college?

A virgin?

Yeah. We can't have that, can we, bud?

Come on.

Yeah, you're right. It still hasn't happened? That was three weeks ago now.

No, I mean, I...

I got to kiss girls, like, in the mouth, and then, like, I got to feel the boobs

on the outside. What size boobs were they?

I don't... Were they substantial chichones?

I mean, they... Yeah, I couldn't really fit them in my hand. Oh, nice. You know,

but... Was it Becky Sue?

She's always had some nice knockers.

No, I would think it was her sister.

Not bad.

Keeping it in the family, huh? Not bad.

Yeah.

All right. Well, look, we got to get you primed and ready for college. We got to

get your confidence up. We can't have you going out there, you know, striking

out every time, you know, batting the triple zeros.

We got to get you on the board here, son.

You know what I mean? Yeah. So what do you think of your new mom?

Oh, she's great. Not bad. She's super nice, yeah. Not bad.

Yeah. Come on. Come on, man. Yeah, yeah, man. You see those things?

Yeah. I married her for a reason.

Yeah. I see why, yeah. I seen you looking. I saw you at dinner the other

night scoping her out. Yeah.

Hey, what if I talk to her?

Maybe you could take a stab at her.

What? Dude, that's your wife. I mean... It's just your stepmom. Come on. What's

mine is yours, son.

Wow, really?

You'd do that for me? Come on, man. We love you, dude.

We got you. This would be no problem.

You want me to go talk to her?

I mean... She's hot enough, right?

I wouldn't have married an ugly chick, you know. No, she's great. I mean, if

you think it'll work, I mean, I don't know. Try talking to her.

I'm bad at these things. I can't do it myself. I know you are.

I know you are.

Yeah, I mean, if you want to go talk to her, I mean, sure.

I don't know what she's going to say, but as long as you're comfortable with

that. Of course I am.

I can't have my son going to college a virgin.

We're going to get you there.

All right, we're gonna get you there. Captain of the football team and all

that. Well, that's a stretch, but... All right, so I'm gonna go talk to her.

All right, thanks, Dad. In the meantime, rub one out, all right? We can't have

you tossing off too early.

You know, pulling a foul ball.

Can't be playing softball here.

All right, get your head in the game.

Okay. All right?

Honey?

In the kitchen.

Where?

Fancy seeing you here.

I didn't know you knew who this was.

Ha ha.

Jokes aside, we gotta talk about Connor.

Oh no, is he in trouble?

No, he's a great kid. He doesn't get in trouble. All he does is study. How's he

gonna be in trouble?

That's true. He's in his room studying all the time.

So he's about to go to college, as you know.

Yes.

There's a bit of an issue with that.

Good, go away, get out of the nest, all that is great. Right. And again, he

studies enough, he shouldn't flunk out, at least in his first year. So, that's

not the issue.

I don't know if you're aware of this.

He's a virgin.

He's a virgin?

I know. Isn't he like 19?

He's 20.

Oh my gosh, that's even worse.

I know, by the time I was this age, I had had sex with 20 women.

So, I mean, is that the problem?

Well, obviously that is the problem. That's a huge problem. We've got to get

his confidence up. He can't go to college, give it a little college try

and not have any notches on his belt. No, they'll make fun of him.

Make fun of him? They'll tell him alive.

Well, so, what do you want to do?

Well, I had this one idea, but then that didn't work.

Getting him a hook?

What? That's illegal.

I would never do that. Well, I don't know. You said you had an idea. You want

him to not be a virgin. Honey, honey, shh.

Don't even say that in here.

Okay, so, go on.

Well, I was thinking since you're so pretty, and he's had the hots for you

since you moved in, did you notice?

No. Oh, give me a break like you didn't notice. Like you don't notice every guy

walking up to you going, Hi, nice to meet you. No, people are just really

friendly.

With me, I guess. That's because your boobs are huge.

Yeah, that's probably it. So yeah, I mean, he stares at my tits. So does

everyone else.

Alright, well, that's what I'm saying. It was a good sign. You want me to show

him my tits?

No. I don't want to get a hooker because A, it's illegal.

B, it costs a lot of money. Right now we're budgeting.

Wait, we're budgeting?

He's going to college. It costs a lot of money. And we want to take care of him.

Does that mean my shopping sprees are over?

Oh, honey.

You're so naive.

It's just that...

You're so pretty and you have so much going for you. I was figuring that we'll

keep it in the family.

You mean you want me to have sex with him?

I think that would be awesome.

You being his stepmom, a positive role model, you know, a powerful female in

the house.

You could take good care of him. You could be gentle. You could be

nourishing. But you could also rock his world like you do for me every second

Thursday of the month.

Yeah, I mean, okay. Yeah, anything for the family.

Um, actually, yeah, this could be kind of fun. I think so, but... It's been a

couple years since I've had a 19-year-old.

A couple years?

How long have we been married?

Six.

Yeah, so that's about, yeah, so like seven or eight years, give or take. I

don't, I'm so bad with math, you know that?

Anyways, I should go. You have me worried.

I thought you had cheated on me or something crazy like that. Of course

not. All right, but before we do this, can you do me a big favor? Can you get

out of these raggedy clothes and put on something sexy like some lingerie or

something that really... Like a push-up top? Oh, my God, yeah.

All right, I'll go change.

Send him to our bedroom in a little bit.

Okay.

I'll finish the dishes that you never do.

Oh, hey, Connor.

Oh, hey, Dad.

What's up?

Go ahead and pause that. That show sucks anyways. Son, you shouldn't be watching

that rubbish.

All right, I got some good news and I got some bad news.

What would you like first?

Um, not sure.

I guess the bad news?

All right, so I'm going to go ahead and give you the good news. The good news is

your stepmom is into it.

Wow, really?

It's a go.

Awesome. Sweet. So, like, me and her can, like... Coitus.

Okay. Right?

That's awesome. Thanks, man.

That's so great. You're going to become a man today.

Wow. That's friggin' awesome.

That's also the bad news. It's today. It's gonna be in like 10 minutes. Are

you ready for that?

Oh my god, really? Yeah, like, now?

Yes. Pretty much.

I mean, we're gonna go to the bedroom. I think she's changing to get something on

a little more risque, a little more sultry, seductive for you.

Okay. How do you smell?

Um, ready, I guess?

That's what I like to hear, son.

You're gonna make me proud, right?

I hope so, yeah. Alright.

Usually I can get her to come once every 17 times we have sex, but if you can get

her today, I know you got what it takes.

Okay. All right, you ready? Yeah.

Follow me. All right.

What are you waiting for, son? Take a peek in.

Okay.

Nice, right?

What do you think?

Do you like what you see?

Oh, she's fucking incredible.

Thank you, son. I knew I did right when I married her.

Glad I divorced your mom, that's for sure.

She did not have cannons like that.

Think you can handle that?

I'm gonna try to make you proud, Dad.

Okay.

Honey?

Come on in.

Yeah, I got Connor with me.

Alright.

Hey. Hi.

Gonna get you guys a little more acquainted.

Don't be so shy.

Come here. Sit next to me. Yes, ma'am.

So, tell me.

What's the furthest you've ever been with any of your girlfriends?

Um, I've only really kissed a girl on the lips and, like, felt the outside of

her boobs. Like, do the shirt.

You haven't... Really? You haven't even... Oh.

I'm not very good with girls or initiating anything. It's okay, honey.

Don't worry.

We'll take care of that.

Yeah. Yeah.

It'll be good. Why don't you just go meet your friends? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, absolutely. You were supposed to meet, like, Ted at the bar or something.

Honey.

You know you don't have to worry about me.

Pound me. I mean, pound her.

All right? Thanks, dude. Keep it up, son.

Are you nervous?

A little bit.

There's nothing to be nervous about.

I've just never really done this before.

Well, so you've never actually seen boobs in person? No, not

that big.

Wow. I guess we should start with that, huh?

But, um, yeah.

Right? You want to see some boobs?

Yeah. Yeah? Okay.

Alright.

So.

Wow, they're so big.

Touch them. I mean, they're not going to bite you.

Billy, get in there.

Oh, wow.

They're so firm and nice.

Yes, that's what good money gets you.

Wow.

Well, why don't you put your mouth on them?

Like that?

Do you like that?

Oh, yeah.

Wow. Yeah.

That's a lot of fun.

It sure is.

Wow.

Okay. Have you ever had a girl touch your penis?

No. No?

You have one of those?

There we go.

Um, okay.

Yeah?

Why don't you show me?

Come on.

There we go.

Oh, wow.

Look at that.

He grew really fast.

Oh my god.

Does that feel good?

Oh my god, yes.

Yeah?

Are you enjoying this so far?

Yeah. Yeah? Okay.

Good.

I definitely don't want you to come already so I think we should try

something else.

Does that sound good?

What do you have in mind?

Well, I was thinking maybe I should suck your dick.

I mean, you haven't tried that, obviously, right?

No. Yeah, do you want to see what it feels like to have a woman's mouth in

your cock?

Yes, ma'am. Okay.

Why don't we just stay right there?

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh, that's really nice. You like that?

Yeah.

You like it like that?

So funny, you like the same things your dad does.

Oh my god.

I didn't know mouse felt that warm.

Are they?

Yeah.

I can touch these, right?

Of course you can touch them. Don't be silly.

I didn't pay all this money to keep them hidden away.

I've only seen this stuff in movies Oh my god

My dick is throbbing right now. Oh my God.

I love it.

Oh, you're so hot.

Oh, I like that. Just like that.

Yeah, I like that.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

So nice at the same time Now those college

girls may not be able to do that

You know, I stare at you all the time when you walk through the house. I never

thought I'd get a chance to be with you like this. Oh, did you fantasize of

having your stepmom suck your dick?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

that's everything I hoped for.

Is it?

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

You're so good at it.

Fuck You know the other thing you're gonna have to learn before you go

off to college is how to please a woman too.

Okay. Yeah, you wanna learn that too?

Yeah, what should I do?

If you don't eat pussy, you're not gonna keep a girl very long.

So... You want me to lick you?

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay. Oh, come on.

All right.

Well, that's good. At least you're not shy or timid about this.

Maybe help me get the hang of it, I think.

Wow,

pussy tastes really good.

Thank you.

while you do that.

Perfect.

You know

what else you can do while you're going down on a girl?

You can always stick a finger in there.

Gently though.

You gotta be gentle. You can't do it unexpected. They might get mad at you.

And you thought a mouth tasted warm.

You always want to warm up a girl and eat her pussy before you fuck her.

Yeah, that's good. Just like that.

You're doing great.

You're such a natural at this.

You're going to do great in college. Good job.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah, you think you're ready to fuck me now?

Yeah? Mm-hmm.

Okay, stand up. Take your shirt off.

And since you have a big dick, you're going to have to go slow with the girls

at school.

They're not all going to be experienced like your stepmom.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my gosh. How does that feel?

Incredible. Yeah? That's what that feels like? Yeah.

Oh, my God. You like that?

Does that feel good?

Wow,

dad's the best. They're so fucking hot.

Yeah, does that feel good?

Yeah?

Yeah, just like that. Keep fucking pussy.

I think your cock's a little bit bigger than your dad's.

It's a nice little surprise.

You like that?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm so glad I can help prepare you for college.

I've never had a woman fuck her ass.

Bring your stuff lower.

A little lower.

Fuck. Shove that cock in my pussy.

Yeah, just like that.

Fucking good, wow.

You know, I know you're enjoying this, but you still gotta keep your studies up

when you're in college.

Don't get caught up with all the girls.

Okay? Definitely.

You know, have your fun, but keep those grades up or your dad's gonna be really

mad. Okay.

Save the fucking air for the tutor sessions?

Yeah, exactly.

Let me see your bounce.

Yeah. Yeah, like that.

Yeah, like that.

Yeah.

Oh fuck.

So fucking nice.

Yeah, I like that.

Yeah, I like that.

Thank you.

Fucking go see me.

What would you like?

Put that

cock back in my fucking

pussy. Just like that. Like a good little boy. Yeah, that's it.

Just like that.

Oh my god.

Yeah, you like that?

Yeah. Oh, yes, yes, it's a duck.

Yeah.

Oh, hey, Dad. What's going on? You've

become a man today.

Yes. How's it going, honey? Good? It's great, yeah. Great, great. You guys

enjoy. I'm going to hit the grocery store. Okay, see you later, honey. Love

you. See you, Dad. Thank you.

appreciate your dad i mean there's not that many dads that would you know do

that for their son he is pretty pretty awesome very special all right

Fuck yeah, yeah

Yeah, oh, does that feel good?

Yeah, you like that?

Yeah, you like that?

Yeah.

Mmm, yeah.

Mmm. Oh,

yeah. Mmm, yeah.

Yeah. Does that feel good? Yeah.

I can feel my wet pussy all over your fucking heart dick like that.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

before i have you you want to see what it feels like yeah

I want to see his back to the fucking face

How do you like that?

Can you feel my pussy tightening on your fucking cock like that?

Yeah, is that what you want? Yeah, but I want to watch you come.

Stand up and I want you to jerk it for me. I want you to come all over my face.

Stand up. Fuck.

Stand up.

Yeah. You want it?

Yeah, you can come over here.

Oh, fuck.

So,

now that you got this out of your system, you think you're going to be

able to have some fun in college?

Yeah, you... Definitely helping me with my confidence.

I mean, you have a really nice fucking dick.

You should definitely own it and use it to your advantage in college.

You'd be so silly not to.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Mm-hmm.

That was awesome. Thank you. No problem.

I'm going to go clean up and finish dinner.

I'm cooking your favorite tonight.

Oh, sweet.

All right? I'll see you in about 45 minutes. All right, hon?

Thank you. Bye.