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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[BELL TOLLS]

The plane! The plane!

[GIRLS GIGGLE]

-Good morning, boss. -Good morning, Tattoo.

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

Smiles, everyone, smiles!

[POLYNESIAN MUSIC PLAYING]

TATTOO: He looks to me like a college professor.

ROARKE: Uh, you could say that, Tattoo. Yes.

Actually Dr. Paul Todd is a paleontologist

from an eastern university.

A paleoanto what?

He's concerned with the origins of life.

The lovely young lady with him is his assistant,

-Miss Elizabeth Drake. -TATTOO: What's his fantasy?

To find positive proof that a creature once

existed on this earth...

that was neither man nor animal.

You mean, we're gonna help him find some kind of missing link?

What he's looking for is even more strange

and mysterious than that, Tattoo.

Also,

considerably more dangerous.

That young lady is Miss Delphine McNab.

For the past three years,

she has been part of a successful stage act.

Working as assistant to The Great Zachariah.

The famous magician?

Once I saw him make an elephant disappear.

Indeed, Tattoo.

Recently the act has been playing Las Vegas

where Miss McNab met the young man you see with her,

Mr. Greg Randolph, a hotel executive.

Her fantasy is for them to be married on this island,

where she was born.

You mean, she's a native of Fantasy Island?

A descendant of one of our oldest families, Tattoo.

Her parents were dear friends of mine.

Regrettably, I am not at all sure

that I can grant her fantasy. There are certain problems.

Then why you let her come all this way for?

Because I could not find it in my heart

to refuse her, Tattoo.

You see, she happens to be... my goddaughter.

My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host.

Welcome to Fantasy Island.

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

-[GIGGLING] -Oh, welcome home, my child!

Child! I can't call you that any longer.

You have blossomed into a full-grown woman.

And I'm about to become a wife. Uncle, I want you to marry us.

As chief magistrate of the island,

I do, of course, have that authority.

-Like the captain of a ship. -Precisely.

[CHUCKLES] How romantic.

Uh, Tattoo, since this is Mr. Randolph's first visit

to Fantasy Island, perhaps you would like

to show him around, huh?

Uh, Boss, I thought Miss McNab would do that.

Uh, well, if you don't mind, gentlemen, I should like to talk

-to my goddaughter in private. -Sure, boss.

-See you later. -This way, Mr. Randolph.

Well, Uncle?

You don't mind me calling you that, do you?

Godfather somehow just doesn't seem right

after that Marlon Brando movie, you know?

[CHUCKLES]

What do you think of my Greg?

He seems like a fine young man.

Bright, earnest and, uh, very practical, I would say.

Hmm. He's on his way to the top.

The youngest entertainment manager

the Calvert Hotel chain ever had.

-Indeed. -Mm-hm.

-Let's sit over there. Hmm? -Okay.

-About your fantasy. -Mm-hm.

I suggest that, uh,

we begin by consulting your family papers.

We will need, uh,

your birth certificate, of course,

and certain other documents.

You will find, uh, your family Bible over there

on top of that shelf.

-Darn it! I forgot. -Precisely.

What you did was instinctive, perfectly natural to you.

Must I remind you that you are not an ordinary mortal?

You have inherited certain powers known

as the gift of the McNabs.

It's not a gift, it's a curse!

And I don't want it anymore. I never asked for it.

All I want is to be a normal, happy wife.

I love Greg very much.

Please help me.

Have you told him about...

-your problem? -Oh, no.

I don't think I could ever make him understand.

You have to help me get rid of the gift.

I'm afraid that's not possible.

However, your magic gift can be controlled.

By concentration,

willpower.

I'm willing to try anything.

Remember... a true, deep love...

can often achieve more than strength.

Now, I will do all I can to help you, of course,

but in the final analysis...

only you...

and you alone, can solve the problem.

[SIGHS]

My theory based on many years of personal research...

is that somewhere in the Earth's early development,

there had to be a life-form structured on an element

other than carbon.

And have your studies identified that, uh, element?

The most abundant element in the earth's crust,

next to oxygen, silicon.

I've helped Paul...

[CHUCKLING] Dr. Todd, organize his material, Mr. Roarke.

Mathematically,

there had to be that moment in the Earth's history

in some semi-molten stage when conditions were perfect

for the emergence of organisms based on silicon.

I see. May I?

A moment of creation.

The sun and the primeval mud

and an unimagined life-form stirring in a fiery chaos.

A creature fashioned of...

silicon instead of flesh and blood.

Exactly!

But how do I prove my theory?

Perhaps you will find it here...

on Fantasy Island, Dr. Todd.

Uh, but you must be aware even here,

that I can only create the conditions, the, uh,

potential... for what you ask.

I can give no guarantees.

I understand that.

There could also be great potential danger.

I know that, Mr. Roarke. But I'm a scientist too.

Danger sometimes goes with the job.

Very well.

That, uh, mineral specimen you showed me just now, Miss Drake,

is identical to rocks found

at the northern tip of this island,

where you and Dr. Todd will be going.

There are bands of pure silica in them?

Oh, indeed. May I show you?

This is where the rock formations are found.

Uh, the area, uh, is volcanic.

The crater here. You must be careful.

The rock is very unstable in certain spots.

Also, I must point out to you

that the natives say the volcano is haunted.

It is taboo to the local people.

Therefore, I regret I cannot provide you

with any helpers. I am terribly sorry.

-Oh, I understand. I understand. -You're very kind.

Uh, you will find all the supplies you need,

I believe. And, uh, if you just follow this trail,

you'll be on your way.

Mr. Roarke, again, I thank you.

Thank you.

[PAUL GRUNTS]

[ENGINE REVVING]

Good luck. Ah!

Good luck on your search for primordial life.

Come and sit down,Mr. Zachariah.

Please.

Mr. Roarke, how nice to see you.

May I inquire what brings you here

at this particular time?

Dear Delphie's wedding, of course.

That's odd.

Uh, she didn't mention having invited you.

Delphie's the best assistant I ever had in my magic act.

Oh, I am sure.

And you have no intention of losing her.

In fact, you came here to stop the wedding.

On the contrary, my dear fellow.

If you have no objection, I intend to ask Delphie

to let me have the honor of giving away the bride.

Mr. Zachariah,

I must insist that you do not speak

to Miss McNab or Mr. Randolph before the ceremony.

I will convey your request to her.

Mr. Zachariah...

I will be most upset

if anyone, for any reason, in any way...

interfered with my goddaughter's plans.

Oh, I assure you, I shan't say a word to her.

Not a word.

PAUL: Boy.

[SIGHING]

[SIGHING] I don't know.

This is not something I know a lot about.

Did you check the coil wire?

The what?

They always check the coil wire.

Well... Uh.

Well, Elizabeth,

you're absolutely brilliant. [GRUNTS]

Thank you.

-Paul. -[GRUNTS] Uh-huh?

-Do me a favor. -Sure, what's that?

Give me a kiss.

[YELPING]

[GROANS]

[SIGHS]

Elizabeth...

-how do you put up with me? -It's not easy, Professor.

I've been so immersed in this project,

sometimes I forget about everything else...

including the woman I love.

-The absent-minded professor. -Guilty as charged.

But there are two things I don't forget about.

Number one...

I wouldn't be here at all without you.

And number two,

you have to be the prettiest scientist in the world.

-Forgive me? -Forgiven.

[CAR APPROACHING]

Thought you could sneak off without me, didn't you?

Not a chance.

This is now a three-man expedition.

Figuratively-speaking, of course.

[CHUCKLES]

Kyle, I don't know how you found us,

but as a matter of fact, we could use your help.

Any objections, Liz?

Would it matter if I said there were?

[CLEARS THROAT]

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

-She's kidding. -Welcome aboard.

-Yeah. Just like old times. -Just like old times.

Should be at our destination about a half an hour.

Okay. You lead, I'll follow.

What's that you're reading, Uncle?

It's an old almanac.

And according to it, during the next 48 hours,

you must summon all your willpower.

Constantly tell yourself,

you're just an ordinary human being.

-Well, I'll try my best, Uncle. -Good.

Oh, I, uh, I didn't mean it.

Honest.

Uh, it's like a habit, an unconscious reflex.

Whenever I'm with someone I know and I try...

It's a mystery to me

how you have managed this far to conceal

the true nature of your unique talents from your fiance.

Well, whenever I slip up, I just pass it off

as another conjuring trick.

Something I learned from my boss,

The Great Zachariah, prince of magic.

I see.

But in the daily intimacy of marriage,

you will not be able to hide the truth

very long, will you?

No.

What do I do, Uncle?

Eat it.

[METAL CLANKS]

Looks like Paul is on to something big, huh?

That's the real reason you came after us, isn't it?

To steal the credit again?

[METAL CLANKING]

I don't know how you did it the last time,

but I'm gonna make sure you don't do it here.

Last time was easy.

Remember all those notes you transcribed for him

at your apartment?

[METAL CLANKING]

Well, you never asked for your key back.

So you just let yourself in one night

when I was working late

and you photographed what you needed.

I made a big mistake, Kyle.

I just didn't realize how big until now.

You're vermin!

Yeah.

But lovable.

Remember?

[ELIZABETH GRUNTS]

[SCREAMING]

[ELIZABETH GRUNTING]

KYLE: Elizabeth!

[KYLE GROANING]

[ELIZABETH GROANING]

[ELIZABETH GROANING]

[ELIZABETH GROANING]

[ELIZABETH SCREAMING]

Elizabeth! Elizabeth!

I'm gonna get Paul. We'll be right back!

[DOOR BELL RINGING]

Hello, Zachariah.

Madame Clooney. Pleasure to see you again.

What are you doing here?

I thought you were playing Vegas this week?

Surely you heard.

Delphine quit my act to be married!

Married?

You mean she hasn't invited the dear, old nanny

to the wedding?

-No. -[CAT MEOWS]

I can't understand what's gotten into the girl.

-Where is she? -Right here, on the island.

That ungrateful child!

It's worse than you think.

Even now as we talk,

the dear girl is deliberately and methodically

attempting to rid herself of the family gift.

No. No, no. She cannot!

You need her the way she is.

Precisely, Madame.

I spoke to Roarke,

and I'm convinced he's helping her.

If I can't get her back

with her powers intact and accessible,

my act is finished.

The Great Zachariah is all washed up.

And there'll be no more monthly checks for you.

[CAT MEOWS]

Work the cards.

[CLOONEY CHUCKLING]

[LAUGHS]

Here we are.

See, the rocks just gave way under her.

Any idea how deep the pit is?

I can't tell. It's too dark. I couldn't even see her.

Elizabeth!

Elizabeth, are you all right?

KYLE: Elizabeth!

I'm going down.

[PAUL PANTS]

[METAL CLANKING]

[PAUL SIGHING]

[STEAM HISSING]

[ELIZABETH GROANS]

PAUL: There she is!

-Elizabeth... -[ELIZABETH GROANS]

-...are you all right? -[ELIZABETH GROANS]

Are you sure? Come on. Come on over here.

-Are you sure? -Yeah, I think so.

Thank God. [SIGHING]

Look!

Look at this!

Bands of pure silica.

All right,

let's get the equipment down here

and start work right away.

[RUMBLING]

PAUL: Whoa.

Volcano.

-Mr. Roarke said it was dormant. -Yeah. It can always wake up.

Look.

[CHET LAUGHING]

Oh! Oh!

Looky here, Madge! Looky here!

-[LAUGHS] -Somebody we know?

Hey, saddle! [LAUGHS]

Remember me?

You remember me!

-Uh, gee, I, uh... -You don't remember me?

I'm Chet Nolan,

Senior Vice-President of Calvert Hotels Incorporated.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

Madge, I want you to meet a very, very dear friend

of mine, uh, uh...

Greg Randolph.

Greg Randolph. Of course.

-How do you do? -This is my wife, Madge.

We are celebrating our wedding anniversary.

-[CHUCKLES] Congratulations. -Thanks, honey.

This is my fiancée, Delphine.

Oh, you got a great eye there, partner.

Thank you.

Oh, let's have a double celebration.

Let me buy the drinks.

Uh, maybe a little later, okay?

Really nice seeing both of you. Nice to see you.

Come on, Chet.

Come on, you should get something to eat.

Uh, eat, eat. I came here to celebrate.

Don't want to feed my face. [LAUGHS]

-Really a fun couple. -[LAUGHS]

Oh...

-Let's you and I go boogie. -I'd rather not, Chet.

Ah, you're no fun!

You suit yourself.

[LAUGHS]

Hey, good buddy!

-Hi. -Hey.

Uh, listen, you wouldn't mind if a Senior Vice-President

danced with your little Delphine.

-Well, we, uh... -Uh, well... uh, Greg...

-[LAUGHS] -Uh...

-Thank you, Greg. -Sure.

Don't mind Chet. He hardly ever drinks.

-[SIGHS] Special occasion. -Right.

He's gonna be sorry in the morning.

Oh, that Greg is such a lucky, lucky kid.

Uh, Mr. Nolan, you're hurting me.

-Uh, no, no, no, no. -No, no, you be nice.

I think you've had too much to drink.

-You be nice. -No.

Come on, let me plant a little kiss on the bride.

Mr. Nolan...

[DELPHINE SCREAMING]

Get lost!

Oh...

What did I do?

[RUMBLING]

[METAL CLANKING]

PAUL: Hey, Kyle, Liz. Come here. Take a look at this.

[METAL CLANKING]

My God.

What is it?

I don't know.

Whatever it is,

it's been here entombed in this solid silica

for 30 million years.

Maybe more.

[CRYING]

Mrs. Nolan?

[WHIMPERS]

Well, what's wrong? What is it?

Chet. I... I can't find him anywhere.

I'm afraid something terrible's happened to him.

When was the last time you saw him?

Dancing with you, at the restaurant.

Oh, I never should have let him drink so much.

-It's all my fault. -Oh, please,

don't blame yourself.

He's not used to alcohol.

What you saw previously wasn't the real Chet.

He's really very sweet and gentle.

Oh, I've just got to find that big, beautiful lug.

[MADGE WHIMPERING]

Isn't that Chet over there?

Where?

DELPHINE: Over there.

Chet!

Chet!

Oh, Chet, honey, are you all right?

Please, Madge, don't shout.

-Oh! -Don't even whisper.

-I got to take the pledge. -Oh!

I swear.

[GROANING]

Oh, oh, poor baby.

[LAUGHS]

Delphine, what in God's name just happened here?

How did you do that? Do what?

Now it's all going to come out.

Young Randolph will never go through with the wedding.

He's much too conservative and ambitious

to hook up with someone who has special powers.

[RUMBLING]

[SCREAMS]

[GROWLS]

[SQUEAKING]

-[SCREAMING] -[GROWLING]

It's just gorgeous, honey.

Here it is. See? Right over there.

Here, give me the blanket.

[SIGHS]

All right, Delphine. Come on, let's have it. [GRUNTS]

-How did you do that back there? -Do what, darling?

You waved your hand like this.

-I did? -Mr. Nolan...

he just, sort of, materialized.

[SIGHS] Well, how about some nice fried chicken?

In your act, you and Zachariah make

all kinds of things disappear and reappear,

including, for heaven's sake, an elephant!

Now, that's heavy.

Every time it happens...

you move your hand the same way.

-I do? -Yes, you do.

Well, that's just a mannerism.

What do you want me to tell you, darling?

That I have all these mysterious powers?

That I really can do magic all by myself?

Is that what you'd like me to tell you?

No.

No, my God, no.

That wouldn't be normal.

I thought so.

Well, the fact is, my love, that it's just another trick.

And I can't tell you how it's done because

-it's a professional secret. -It's a professional secret.

[SIGHS]

You, Madame, are going to force Delphine

to show her boyfriend, Greg, what she really is,

and the damage she can do.

After which, the dear boy will sprint

all the way to Vegas.

ELIZABETH: Paul!

Paul!

What is it, Elizabeth?

The creature...

-What? -It's loose.

Oh, Paul, it's alive. A silicon creature.

PAUL: Kyle, get her out of here.

No, it's afraid of the sunlight.

Paul, I saw it. It started toward me.

And when it stepped into the sun's rays,

it jumped back and disappeared in the cave.

Do you guys know what we have here?

It's beyond my wildest dreams.

[GRUNTS] It's not...

[PANTING] It's not just a theory.

All right. Describe it. What's its composition?

It's so difficult. [PANTS]

Glossy... I don't know.

Its body refracts the light somehow.

Wait a minute. Pure silicon,

transformed somehow...

in the fires of the volcano...

and the fusion of the elements.

Beyond comprehension, who knows?

But that creature exists right now.

Down there.

And we've got no way to kill it.

Kill it?

Kyle, don't you understand? That thing is elemental.

It's unkillable.

But we are going to have to immobilize it.

An organic compound, that would prove useless.

Hydrofluoric acid, a weak solution,

could neutralize the silica cells.

Come on, Kyle.

[GRUNTING]

You're sure Mr. Zachariah isn't angry with me

for breaking up the act?

Well, he insisted that he had come all this way

hoping that you might grant him the privilege

of giving away the bride.

Granted. That's very sweet of him.

May I say you look enchanting.

[CHUCKLING] Thanks.

I wish you'd picked another word, Uncle.

That's all over, isn't it?

You are sure in your heart...

that you now have complete control of yourself?

I have the gift safely locked away.

I know it wasn't easy for you.

But a wish that exists in the heart and mind...

can always be made to exist in the world.

Let's proceed with the ceremony, my goddaughter.

[PIANO PLAYING]

[RUMBLING]

You're gonna have to get pretty damn close

to that thing for a dart to penetrate silicon.

That's where you come in, Kyle.

You're to grab that pick and try to divert his attention.

Liz, I want you out of here.

Oh, no. I'm part of this team.

All right. Just stay close.

[BUBBLING]

Let's get out of here.

That thing could blow any minute.

Look. The creature walked across here, so can we.

Come on. Liz, you stay put.

Now, wait a minute!

Look, you're gonna earn this one, Professor.

That's why I let you come along.

This time we do it together...

we'll take the credit together.

-What are you talking about? -I know about the last time.

You stole all my data.

I knew the day you turned your paper

in to the association.

I let it go.

Because I love Liz.

And I knew you would drag her into what could have been

a very messy situation.

Say that again. The part about you loving me.

Liz, I always have.

And I always will.

You stay here, okay?

Okay. All right, now. Come on, Kyle.

We've got to follow him deeper into the cave.

[SCREAMS]

-PAUL: Elizabeth! -ELIZABETH: Oh!

-[CREATURE SQUEAKING] -[GUNSHOTS]

-[CREATURE GROWLS] -[ELIZABETH SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

-[ELIZABETH SCREAMING] -It is unkillable!

[SCREAMING]

No! Don't throw the pick! Don't throw the pick!

Rocks.

We've got to get him to drop Liz.

Make him go for us.

ELIZABETH: Put me down!

[ELIZABETH SCREAMING]

Let me go!

[CREATURE GROWLS]

[GROWLS]

There's got to be a vulnerable spot.

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

[GROWLS]

[SCREECHING]

PAUL: Elizabeth!

You all right?

Lord of the creation.

Last of his kind.

But you're all right.

That's all that matters.

[SIGHS]

ROARKE: And if anyone here can show just cause

why this man and woman

may not lawfully be joined together,

let him speak,

or else hereafter forever hold his peace.

I will speak!

Clooney, how nice of you to come.

I raised that girl.

I was her nursemaid.

I can tell you she is a sorceress.

A what?

She is the source...

the custodian of a magical force...

passed down from her family,

the gift of the McNabs!

She deliberately and flagrantly deceived this young man.

Hidden from him her powers.

Roarke, I call upon you to denounce her

-and stop the marriage! -No!

I love him.

It's true.

I can't marry you, Greg.

I can't get this thing under control.

I told uncle this isn't a gift, it's a family curse.

You are wrong, my dear.

You can control it.

This, for once, was not your doing.

Oh, you had the thought in your heart,

but someone else performed the deed.

Mr. Zachariah.

Come now, my dear fellow. I'm just a stage illusionist.

I do tricks, but I have no special powers.

Precisely.

For years you have used Miss McNab's special powers

to perform all kinds of astounding tricks,

which none of your stage rivals could duplicate.

But now, without those powers, you were forced to conjure up

a somewhat spectacular, if routine, illusion.

Come out of the bushes, Clooney.

If only I had known...

I would never have run out on you.

So... consider yourself fired.

Miss McNab has self-control.

She earned it by supreme effort of willpower

and a profound love for you.

You're a very fortunate young man, Mr. Randolph.

With such a wife,

there is no telling how much you can accomplish in life.

Shall we, uh, continue with the ceremony?

[SIGHS]

Continue by all means, Mr. Roarke.

And now, uh...

where was I?

Boss, why don't you start at the beginning?

Weddings turn me on.

[ALL LAUGH]

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

[POLYNESIAN MUSIC PLAYING]

Mr. Roarke...

we would like to thank you for your help.

I am only sorry that you lost the greatest scientific

discovery of your life, Dr. Todd.

It's all right.

I've found something even more important.

If only we could have communicated with the creature.

It was 30 million years beyond its own time, Miss Drake.

It belonged to the fire that created it.

Uh, Dr. Todd, where is your colleague,

-Dr. Mason? -Oh, he's taking a later flight.

Two is company.

Boss, I'm not gonna say three is a crowd.

[BOTH LAUGH]

-Thank you. -You're very welcome, Dr. Todd.

-Goodbye. -Bye, Miss Drake.

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

I've learned two important things, Mr. Roarke.

That strength of character is a lot more important

than conforming, and that my wife

is even more special than I ever thought.

There's so much to thank you for, Uncle.

You've given me self-discipline, control over my own life.

I am very happy for both of you, Mr. And Mrs. Randolph.

My dear, your parents will be proud of you.

Don't be afraid to use the gift they bequeathed you.

-But you said... -When it can achieve something

truly worthwhile.

The world needs all the magic it can get.

That's right.

Good-bye, Mr. Roarke.

-Good-bye. -Good-bye, best man.

-Bye-bye. -Bye-bye.

[GIRLS GIGGLE]

Boss, what's going to happen to Mr. Zachariah?

Uh, the prince of magic has officially announced

his retirement, and at the same time

found himself a new partner.

A new partner? I don't get it, boss.

He is now half-owner in a small local business.

Oh!

-Madame Clooney's... -Madame Clooney's...

-...Curio Shop. -...Curio Shop.

-Yes! -That's right.

[LAUGHS]

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