Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Ewe
Faroese
Filipino
Finnish
French
Frisian
Ga
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hindi
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Igbo
Indonesian
Interlingua
Irish
Japanese
Javanese
Kannada
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kurdish (Soranรฎ)
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lingala
Lithuanian
Lozi
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Malayalam
Maltese
Maori
Marathi
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Nigerian Pidgin
Northern Sotho
Norwegian
Norwegian (Nynorsk)
Occitan
Oriya
Oromo
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Punjabi
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Runyakitara
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Serbo-Croatian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Spanish (Latin American)
Sundanese
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Tatar
Telugu
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Tshiluba
Tumbuka
Turkish
Turkmen
Twi
Uighur
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof
Xhosa
Yiddish
Yoruba
Zulu
I'm going to talk a little bit about
what I'm going to talk about in this
lecture.
There, across the desert, was where I had
my first experience.
As I looked out into the beautiful hills
beyond, the beautiful hills, beyond the beautiful hills,
I saw a panorama of beautiful hills.
However, as beautiful as it may seem, death
went behind those beautiful hills, behind the beautiful
hills, behind the beautiful hills.
It was a day just like any other
day, which doesn't say much.
And then, all of a sudden, the sky
turned, and I saw a blue mountain back
behind a blue mountain, back behind another blue
mountain.
And then I knew that I was in
the land of blue mountains.
Because by looking, I was aware that I
had arrived at where I was going, for
which I was lost in the place where
I was looking.
But it was right here, not far from
these beautiful blue hills, behind the blue hills,
behind the blue hills, that I found death
and destruction.
And beautiful women, I don't know which came
first, the beautiful women or the death and
destruction.
It was one of those days, you know.
Oh, if I got to go to the
bedroom, I've got to get a new interior
decorator.
Boy, oh well.
Oh, but look, I got an outdoor fireplace
inside.
Let's see, which way is it to the
men's room?
It's a haunted someplace.
Oh, well.
I wonder where Mother is.
Mother?
Mother?
Oh, here she comes now, the old bat.
Well, I got your home safe, baby.
Okay, get out of the car.
With all the other girls at the paper,
I don't know why you want to pick
on me.
Maybe you're special.
See you tomorrow for breakfast.
Hey, let's see.
Well now, let me give a look.
Oh, look at the pretty tree.
Oh, hello, what's that?
Nobody's watching me, I think I'll go sneak
a peek.
Maybe if I stay a long time, I'll
sneak a look.
Let me see.
I better look.
Anybody looking on me?
I'm a sly old devil.
Let's see where the gate, where is the
gate?
Well, I guess I have to do the
gate crashing bit.
All right, here we go.
One, two, three.
Oh, wasn't that fun?
Take it off.
Take it all off.
Oh, Mike.
If you were here right now, I could
make you feel so good.
Oh, well.
Maybe tomorrow.
For supper.
Oh, that's better.
Oh, this is draft.
I better close the window before I lose
my hum.
Well, honey, did you have a good breakfast?
Terrific.
That was good.
Look at you.
Well, let's hurry across here.
Be careful, Mike.
What type of traffic?
Just follow me.
See you tonight?
Where are we going?
Well, does it have to be someplace special?
Well, I want to know what to wear.
Hmm.
How about a very formal drive-in movie?
Sounds like fun.
Well, I'll see you tonight.
Pick you up at 7?
Hi, Joan.
What's up?
Oh, Mr. Hilary told me to call you.
What have I done this time?
Oh, no trouble.
At least not this time.
Thanks.
What's more for you?
Yeah, from what I hear, you'll probably be
needing that new promotion.
What do you mean from what you hear?
You and Ann.
I understand things are getting pretty thick.
You never can tell.
Well, come on.
We're wasting company time.
What else is here we want?
He said for you to go out to
Nelson's Landing.
There's a Mr. Alucard there who wants to
reopen the mine.
That's an all-day trip.
I won't get back until late this evening.
Mr. Hilary said that the new owner has
asked especially for you.
He said he wouldn't give the story to
anyone else.
Getting that old mine to open would be
a boon to the people there.
Well, I guess I'd better get going.
Can I use the phone?
Twenty-seven, please.
Hi, honey.
Listen, Mr. Hilary is sending me to Nelson.
And I won't be back until late tonight.
Sorry, but I'm afraid I'll have to cancel
our date.
No, it won't be too late.
We'll go out Thursday night, okay?
I will.
You too, huh?
I'll see you later.
You too.
Okay, bye now.
To go or not to go, that is
the question.
Oh, yes.
As I sped towards that mine shaft, little
knowing what awaited me there, I knew I
felt like I was going to get shafted.
Yes, as I drew near, the sun was
going down.
As I looked out in one of these
shafts, I wasn't going to get it.
Was I going to catch it?
Well, I got out of my car, gingerly
closed the door, picked up my camera, and
strode up to the nearest abandoned farmhouse, or
whatever it was.
I went over to the door and knocked.
Hello?
Anybody home?
Hello?
Well, I knew right then and there there
was nobody home, particularly when I looked and
saw that the building had fallen in.
Well, I knew this wasn't the place.
However, I wanted to check it out further,
and I...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I saw a couple in there.
I didn't mean to interrupt.
So, I couldn't believe what I saw.
Well, okay, I'll go to the other end
of the field, because I'm sure there was
something else around here that was waiting for
me.
I left my camera because I didn't feel
that I could take the proper pictures.
I had to find the gentleman I was
looking for, a Mr. Alucard.
Funny name.
Funny place to be met by someone.
Well, I knew it was important.
So, as I strode along, my strider I
choose, I was striding toward what I strode
to be, the hole in the side of
the moon.
I entered.
I called, Hello?
Anybody here?
Somebody called me?
Hmm.
I wonder who was calling.
I think I'll go out and check.
Door closed.
Well, now, I wonder who's out there.
Hello?
Anybody here?
Why?
Good evening.
Damn!
He scared me.
Scared the hell out of me.
Oh, what do you think?
I thought I was checking out the place,
and I didn't hear you come in.
But now that you're here...
Yeah, well, my name is Mike Waters, and
I was looking for the bathroom.
Oh, how do you do?
I'm sorry, but we don't have good bathing
facilities here.
But, uh...
What did you say?
Huh?
I said we don't have good places for
going here in the shaft.
But I want you to know that, uh...
Why, you talk funny.
You really do.
Well, don't worry about it.
I want you first to look, give a
look at my beautiful, beautiful...
What did you say?
Where am I from?
Look at my thing.
Isn't that a pretty thing?
Hey, that's beautiful.
Sure is.
Gee, man.
Yes.
You do turn me on.
I got something for you to do.
Gee, that's pretty.
What do you say?
All right, take my hand, and you will
find I'm a stranger in paradise.
Come this way, please.
Now, this is the living room.
It's not much to look at, and it's
not much to see.
But I guess when I get a couple
more things in, it'll look all right.
But don't be too critical.
We all got to start out someplace.
Now, these I picked up when I was
over in the old country.
Yeah.
Gee, we got bookend fire cases.
Or is it fire cases bookends?
I don't know.
Well, anyway.
Oh, those guys are real nuts.
No, don't think that.
Uh, what we gonna do here, I'm going
to make you a deal.
I want for you to go out and
get me every night a different girl.
You like to do that for me, hmm?
Hmm?
You would have fun.
What's left over, I'll give you.
I'm going to make you a checkleman.
And this is the place you report in
every night.
That's right.
You got that?
I want for you to bring me a
girl every night.
And I'll make you from a novice checkleman,
I will promote you as you do good.
This guy's got to be kidding.
Oh, and I'll go along with him.
Okay, that's very good.
Now, you got your orders straight, hmm?
Now, when you wake up, you ain't gonna
remember nothing but you heard in this place.
Okay, you got that, boy?
Okay.
One girl every night, a little fresh blood
on the side, and I make you a
good checkleman.
But I'm going to give you a name
first.
Irving.
You like that?
Irving Checkleman.
That's what I'm going to call you from
now on.
Irving Checkleman.
Okay, whatever you say.
That's good.
I'm glad you understand.
And on the way out...
All right.
Oh, God, I'd be glad to get out
an Irving Checkleman.
Don't forget, Irving.
One girl.
On the full moon time.
Bye!
Hurry back!
Oh, that's...
That's gonna be...
I'm gonna have a good time now.
All right.
Get up, Red.
Get up, Red.
Well, we'll take a little snooze before the
girls get here.
Okay.
Close me up.
That's it.
You're a good little...
I can't believe it.
I just can't believe it.
I don't know.
Maybe it's just a dream.
It should be a dream.
Well, I'm gonna go back and...
Check it out with the office.
I don't know.
Oh, boy, if I get a headache...
What I need is a drink.
Oh, well.
Irving Checkleman, that thing keeps going around in
my mind.
Oh, boy.
I probably checked out.
Hi, Mike.
Hey, you got a light?
Thank you.
Hey, it's too bad you had to work
overtime tonight.
Yeah, well, I could need the money.
Hey, I understand that you and that gal
you're running around with, you know, giggles.
You're gonna get married, huh?
I don't think so.
Okay, well, listen, you take care, man.
Yeah, that's what you get for staying up
late.
See you around, babe.
Yeah, okay, sure will.
Oh, well, good night's sleep.
Oh, man.
Oh, those stomach cramps.
Oh, I gotta find a toilet.
Oh, I have to go.
Oh, I hope I can make it.
Oh, God, I...
Oh, I know there's...
Oh, if I could just squeeze.
Squeeze, you devil.
Oh, I always need a toilet in the
morning.
Oh, God.
I'm gonna eat right here.
Squeeze.
Devil, devil.
Come here.
I have no
eyes.
Oh, no.
Irving Jackleman strikes again.
Oh, you're doing a good job, Irving.
Not bad for the first time.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Listen, I'll take her from here.
I want two more for tonight.
One for dinner, one for supper.
Oh, this is a big one.
Oh, you got a little...
Oh, boy.
My first kill.
Come on, give me some more.
This is a big one.
Let's see, I'll stand around in the corner.
And now, you'll stand...
Kind of a heavy one.
Oh, thank you.
That's good.
That's good.
Oops, I can't get it over.
Put it in.
That's a good girl.
That's a nice lady.
Look at that.
Not bad for a novice gentleman.
Let's see, I'll take off this here.
Very nice, very nice.
Let me see.
Let me look something.
Oh, that's too bad.
Oh, my darling, have you seen the doctor
lately?
Don't be frightened.
Don't be frightened.
Here, don't you feel better?
You're lovely.
My goodness.
What a beautiful lady.
I'm going to introduce to you some joys
like you have never felt before in your
life.
That's right.
First of all, I'm going to feel all
over your body.
That's right.
Don't try to get away, you devil.
You're going to like it.
I'm going to kiss on you a little
bit here.
Right between the places here.
Oh, hello.
Very nice.
I'm going to go down and kiss you.
Pull on my belly button.
Yeah.
A little more, please.
Oh, you're all right.
Don't talk a jiggle.
That's it.
I'm going to give you...
I lost my contact.
It must be sticking to my skin sometimes.
Oh, you're a devil baby.
Now, what I'm going to...
I'm going to give you a kiss like
you wouldn't believe right here in your good
place.
Now, wasn't that nice?
Oh, I got me another one there.
Oh, you're wonderful.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, you...
I'm going to kiss you.
I'm going to kiss me.
I'm going to kiss me.
Yes, sir.
Let it go.
Yes, sir.
Rock-a-date-o-patie.
Rock-a-date-o-patie.
Hop-a-dee-go.
And away we go.
Ready.
It's Herming Jackal, boss!
Yeah, Herming Jackal.
That's nice again.
You're married to Gold?
Well, now we'll have to give you another
one, huh?
Oh, well.
Come to me, my melancholy baby.
Take it.
Oh, look, another one.
Ah, well.
This looks like a little better for the
fight.
You can't tell much with the clothes on.
Okay, you stand it down.
That's good, good lady.
Let's see what we got.
Oh, she don't got one.
Yeah, she don't.
Come up with that.
Put your hand about it.
That's tight, huh?
Is that too tight on you, hmm?
You look a little tired now, don't you?
I'll tie you up here.
See which one goes easier.
Yeah, this is the right one.
Good, yes.
Now, let's see what Irving Jekyllman brought me
this time.
I think he keeps up his good work.
I'm going to promote him to second-class
Jekyll.
Don't be alarmed, baby.
Oh, see, that's better than the first one,
I tell you that.
Oh, how do you like that?
I give you a little squeeze.
Excuse me, I've got to take this off.
I don't want it in the way.
What did you do to me?
What, you've got funny looking hair.
When was the last time you shampooed?
Squeeze again, squeeze.
It's yours.
Good.
I'm going to do the same thing with
the boys.
You'll love it, you will, you will, you
will.
Just keep telling yourself you like it, you
like it.
All right, all right.
See, that wasn't hard, was it?
No, you're right, it wasn't.
That's right, but you don't like it.
Let's see here.
Okay, this is better, this is not better.
Let's see.
Boy, I've got to get my glasses fixed.
I can't see nothing without my glasses.
Oh, there she is.
Oh, here.
Oh, look at that.
You like that, huh?
What are you knocking up on me for?
Boy, that's what you get for knocking garbage
on me.
Get out of my way.
Where did she go?
Over this way.
Here I come.
Ready or not, come.
You can't get away from me.
I got you.
Take off your clothes.
That's it, take them off.
I'll help you.
Don't startle, don't startle.
Like it, like it, like it.
Give me your hand there, all right.
Oh, where'd you go?
I can't see out of this thing.
That's nice, oh, that's good.
Don't go over there.
You like me, huh?
A little bit, maybe, huh?
Why, it's too hard.
All right, come here, I'll take your pants
off.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, I love you.
Right through the pants.
Oh, boy.
Oh, she's coming.
Yum, yum.
That's what it is.
Oh, she's coming around.
That's it.
Easy, yeah.
Now it's your turn.
Say, are you engaged or anything?
No.
I got a shave, though, you know.
You see, every once in a while I
get this way, you know.
Oh, it's terrible.
You like it, huh?
You like it?
My name is Irving Jekyllman.
What's yours?
I'm a novice Jekyllman.
You devil, you're playing hard to get, aren't
you?
Well, you have, crazy gypsy.
You know I mean it.
What are you doing tomorrow night, huh?
I just need my nails to dry.
Oh, okay, okay.
Let me give you a little kiss.
Just a little kiss.
Oh, well, it's back to novice Jekyllman again.
Oh, boy, I hope Count Alucard doesn't see
this.
Well, one final squeeze and I'm off.
Well, okay.
Just a little...
There.
It's too bad you can't enjoy this, huh?
Is this really how they give her an
official respiration?
Makes me breathe hard, though.
Oh, boy, it's like a log.
Thanks a lot.
She didn't even give me ring stamps.
Easy come, easy go.
Boy, they're going to make a hell of
a party, huh?
Trashy place.
Oh, boy.
A flat tire.
Another one.
Nobody around to save me.
We'll see.
Jack, not the trouble.
Good.
I'm going to sneak out here.
Oh, here comes a car.
Hi, honey.
Need a lift there, huh?
Listen, what do you mean by that?
Well, get in the car.
I've got car trouble, that's all.
Just go away and leave me alone.
You know you got car trouble.
Get in the car, I'll take you down
to the garage.
What, are you some kind of a masher
or something?
Boy, nuts.
That's all I got around this place, nuts
and more nuts.
Oh, boy, he blew it, he blew it.
Hi there, yes, may I help you?
I've got some car trouble, and I just
simply don't know how to fix it, and
this wind is killing me.
Yeah, well, gee, I'd love to help you
out, lady, but if you want to use
the restroom, that's fine, but I can't change
your tire.
Well, where's the telephone booth?
What?
The telephone booth.
It's over there, you see.
All right, thank you.
What can I do for you?
One gallon.
I've got to go to the ladies' room,
you'll pardon me.
Boy, do I pardon you.
I'm sorry.
Catch her when she comes out of the
restroom.
There, I'll get you.
Now, here she comes.
Now, if I could just...
Oh, damn!
Oh, there goes the lady's rope.
Oh, I've got me another, I've got me
another.
Oh, boy, will my, will my counts be
happy.
I'm over here, let me take this one,
here.
Oh, you have brought me another beauty.
Well, yeah, we call it that.
Don't be afraid, Allie.
Don't worry.
I am Count Dracula, which is our car
backwards.
So you can call me Allie.
Yeah.
Don't do that.
You see, that's just a sample.
That's a sample of what you're gonna get.
I'll take it now from here, please.
Oh, you like her?
You like her, Count?
You like her?
Can I get this one?
Can I have this one?
Oh, you take clothes off, huh?
Of course I'm going to take her clothes
off, you dummy!
Don't you worry, Allie.
What we're going to do on you is
good, Allie.
Joy.
Irving, you're doing better every time.
Don't you worry.
Now, my darling, why don't you come over
here and sit by...
Oh, we're going to play tag.
Come on.
I'm going to get you.
I'm it.
I'm it.
Yeah.
Oh, pull little BB shots right from the
book.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You're not going to do that to me,
huh?
You can't get away from me, you devil.
You'll never get away from me.
I got you.
You're it.
Where is that?
Right here.
Oh, here you find it.
Keep walking.
Oh!
Oh, God damn it.
Oh, what is it, Count?
Why is it they all go to sleep?
That's because you are not a good guy
yet.
You got to learn to learn where to
bite.
Bite on the other one.
Give her a bite like she wouldn't fucking
forget.
Huh?
Thought you were going to hang that one
up.
Thank you.
Oh, that's good, huh, boss?
That's good, huh?
Oh, yeah, I am tired.
I'm full.
Boy, am I full.
Well, now, let's see what we got going
on here now.
You know, you keep this up, you devil,
you, I'm going to make you a real
nice sum.
Are you hungry?
No?
Oh, that's too bad.
Well, I'll tell you what.
You take a rest, and maybe if he
gets another girl, she can be all yours.
Would you like that, hmm?
Sure would, Count.
Are you sure you're a count?
Well, I'm not sterile, but I'm a baron.
A little wit there.
A little wit.
Well...
Oh, yes.
You have done a good night's work.
You're a good boy.
Now, you go over there, and you're safe.
Keep the coin.
Well, did you have a good time tonight?
Yes.
Well, let's make ourselves comfortable, hmm?
All right.
Since what?
Well, it's yours, and you know it.
How's it, Mark?
Mark?
Well...
Susan, why don't I move in with you?
Wouldn't you like that?
Go over on the other side.
No, I wouldn't.
We could let her watch.
Why don't we, uh...
Why don't you get a little comfortable?
Don't you feel a little, uh, warm?
No.
Oh, no.
You're a teen, aren't you, hmm?
Kind.
Wouldn't that be swell?
Mm-hmm.
Just a minute.
I can't what?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Mercy.
Is your mother here tonight?
No, she's right behind you.
Watch Mommy.
Sit down, hmm?
Can you help
me?
What's the matter?
A little shaky?
Well, you know, you do things to me.
And I wish you would.
Doesn't that turn you on?
Bob, I'm sorry.
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
I guess I'm just not in the mood.
You just don't turn me on or something,
I don't know.
I don't turn you on.
I'm sorry.
Well, what do you think you do to
me?
You know, Susan, you make me sick.
Kiss my ass, bastard.
Larry?
Is that you?
Bob?
Oh, Larry.
What kind of joke is that?
You son of a thing.
Always playing a practical joke.
I'm sorry.
I really had a death tonight.
I'm so glad you're here.
Oh, Larry.
Oh.
Oh.
Larry, take that mask off.
Larry.
Larry.
You're not Larry.
Oh.
How you doing?
Oh, God, you look terrible.
And you?
Well, good night.
I don't know.
That hiring gentleman got me a couple of
bummies for the first couple.
Well, he'll whine when he comes.
I'll tell him a few things.
I wonder how come her hair is moving
in this cave.
That's strange.
Nothing else is moving.
I wonder why.
Hmm.
Good.
The other one makes me sick.
Open.
How do I get myself out of this?
Oh, boy.
I'm going to take a little snooze.
And wait for a gentleman, and I'll come
back.
So.
Oh.
All right, close the lid.
What's the matter, honey?
You don't look so good.
Oh, I've got a real bad headache.
I'll go get some cokes and something.
Two cokes, a couple of hot dogs, and...
What are you doing after the show?
Thank you.
Oops.
Oh, boy.
Oh, I feel terrible.
I spilled coke on me too.
Watch out.
Oh.
Gee, I wonder if I ought to go
to the bathroom first.
Oh, those cramps again.
Never should have eaten that Japanese food.
Oh, well.
Oh.
Oh, boy.
Oh!
I just dropped a little...
Oh, well, what can you expect from a
three-fingered claw?
Oh, God.
Coke is just going down the drain.
Hot dog, it's ruined.
Oh.
Oh!
Up soon.
I bet it's living gentleman's time.
Yeah, I can hear him out there sweating.
Better go check on the lovelies.
Boy, we're getting our good stock.
Of course, dog, thank you.
We're on a good way.
Ah, let me see.
Fly away.
Fly away.
Fly...
What's the next word?
Aha!
I'm hiving again.
Hiving gentleman is going to strike something.
Mm-hmm.
Where did I leave the car?
Hmm, I wonder what's taking him so long.
Oh, these shorts are too tight.
They make me walk funny.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Come to me, my Melvin Coke.
There you are.
There, what you got me this time?
No, this for me.
That is not.
I shall take that one.
That's very good what you're doing, Melvin.
You're a good boy, you're a good gentleman.
Very soon when we get a good stock,
with a younger gentleman here, we could be
a good business.
Oh, did you see that?
With the magic.
Mm-hmm.
She's the best one yet.
Let me take her for her.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, what's the good ones he keeps for
himself?
Well, I don't think that's fair.
Oh, darling.
You're mine, you little devil.
You little horse.
You little horse of Washington Square.
I'm going to kiss on you.
Mm-hmm.
You don't think I take off in Brooklyn?
Look at that.
This damn Melvin keeps getting in the way.
Well, I kiss the Melvin, why not?
It's been a good family, huh?
Is that cold?
Mm-hmm.
I bet that tickle on you.
Oh, say, you feel good.
Hey, come on now.
Come on, Count, that's mine.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Melvin, he hits.
Boy, I told you.
I mean, I give you a hit like
you haven't got before.
Oh, what is this?
I was only trying to give my girl
here.
What?
I bring you, you keep all the good
ones for yourself, yeah?
You're a dummy, Count.
You're no Count.
That's what you are, no Count.
Oh!
Look what you did, I mean, you let
her escape, you dumb chickleman.
Boy, it's back to novice for you.
I'll just have to make sure you let
me host, too.
I've got to get away from here.
What kind of a party is this anyway?
Hee-hee-hee!
Ooh, ooh!
Hee-hee-hee!
I'm going to get you.
I'll put you down here a little bit,
make you comfy.
Would you like a little warm coffee or
something?
Maybe a glass of tea?
Maybe a can of peanuts when you wake
up?
Well, you just rest here a while.
I got some things to do.
Every time I put a cape on, I
feel like a chicken.
There now, if it'll bother you, I'll give
you a kiss a little bit.
Bring you two.
Oh, come on.
I mean, stay away when I'm trying to
do a little thing here.
You ever had it with a full dress
suit on before, hmm?
This is class.
I told you, I mean, when I tell
you stay away, stay away!
He did it again, look at that.
What a, what a push.
I have to give him a hit with
a rock or something.
I know what I'll do, I'll have a
rock.
That's what I need, a rock.
Go over and give him a hit, like
he wouldn't believe.
Easy, boom!
Now, how you like that, Irving Jekyll, man?
Now, maybe I'll leave me alone.
So, I'm gonna go out with the fresh
air and look.
But, but, but, I'm gonna give a look
up in the sky.
It's a beautiful black sky, and I'm going
to feel so good.
Oh, my goodness!
Oh, he did it!
The heavens, oh, I'm going to dissolve.
I'm going to turn into something terrible.
You wouldn't believe, I look up.
Oh, look at all of that crazy bit
in the sky with the light.
Oh, you wouldn't believe it.
Oh, I'm going to give it my all.
But, into the casket, casket, oh, casket.
Oh, slit, I am your dummy lady.
Oh, oh.
Oh, I wonder who his interior decorator was.
Oh, oh.
I'll have to send that to the cleaners.
Mike?
Mike?
What are you doing here?
Oh, my God, what a hit.
Oh, my head.
Seems like it's just a bad dream.
More like a nightmare.
But, you know, now that we're here, I've
been, I've been wanting to do this for
a long time.
All right.
Have you ever gone into the cave before?
Come on, let's give it a whirl, shall
we?
Oh, it may, may build up my lagging
spirits.
Oh, Mike, I've been wanting you to do
this for so long.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh you
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.