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Original subtitles

I'm going to talk a little bit about

what I'm going to talk about in this

lecture.

There, across the desert, was where I had

my first experience.

As I looked out into the beautiful hills

beyond, the beautiful hills, beyond the beautiful hills,

I saw a panorama of beautiful hills.

However, as beautiful as it may seem, death

went behind those beautiful hills, behind the beautiful

hills, behind the beautiful hills.

It was a day just like any other

day, which doesn't say much.

And then, all of a sudden, the sky

turned, and I saw a blue mountain back

behind a blue mountain, back behind another blue

mountain.

And then I knew that I was in

the land of blue mountains.

Because by looking, I was aware that I

had arrived at where I was going, for

which I was lost in the place where

I was looking.

But it was right here, not far from

these beautiful blue hills, behind the blue hills,

behind the blue hills, that I found death

and destruction.

And beautiful women, I don't know which came

first, the beautiful women or the death and

destruction.

It was one of those days, you know.

Oh, if I got to go to the

bedroom, I've got to get a new interior

decorator.

Boy, oh well.

Oh, but look, I got an outdoor fireplace

inside.

Let's see, which way is it to the

men's room?

It's a haunted someplace.

Oh, well.

I wonder where Mother is.

Mother?

Mother?

Oh, here she comes now, the old bat.

Well, I got your home safe, baby.

Okay, get out of the car.

With all the other girls at the paper,

I don't know why you want to pick

on me.

Maybe you're special.

See you tomorrow for breakfast.

Hey, let's see.

Well now, let me give a look.

Oh, look at the pretty tree.

Oh, hello, what's that?

Nobody's watching me, I think I'll go sneak

a peek.

Maybe if I stay a long time, I'll

sneak a look.

Let me see.

I better look.

Anybody looking on me?

I'm a sly old devil.

Let's see where the gate, where is the

gate?

Well, I guess I have to do the

gate crashing bit.

All right, here we go.

One, two, three.

Oh, wasn't that fun?

Take it off.

Take it all off.

Oh, Mike.

If you were here right now, I could

make you feel so good.

Oh, well.

Maybe tomorrow.

For supper.

Oh, that's better.

Oh, this is draft.

I better close the window before I lose

my hum.

Well, honey, did you have a good breakfast?

Terrific.

That was good.

Look at you.

Well, let's hurry across here.

Be careful, Mike.

What type of traffic?

Just follow me.

See you tonight?

Where are we going?

Well, does it have to be someplace special?

Well, I want to know what to wear.

Hmm.

How about a very formal drive-in movie?

Sounds like fun.

Well, I'll see you tonight.

Pick you up at 7?

Hi, Joan.

What's up?

Oh, Mr. Hilary told me to call you.

What have I done this time?

Oh, no trouble.

At least not this time.

Thanks.

What's more for you?

Yeah, from what I hear, you'll probably be

needing that new promotion.

What do you mean from what you hear?

You and Ann.

I understand things are getting pretty thick.

You never can tell.

Well, come on.

We're wasting company time.

What else is here we want?

He said for you to go out to

Nelson's Landing.

There's a Mr. Alucard there who wants to

reopen the mine.

That's an all-day trip.

I won't get back until late this evening.

Mr. Hilary said that the new owner has

asked especially for you.

He said he wouldn't give the story to

anyone else.

Getting that old mine to open would be

a boon to the people there.

Well, I guess I'd better get going.

Can I use the phone?

Twenty-seven, please.

Hi, honey.

Listen, Mr. Hilary is sending me to Nelson.

And I won't be back until late tonight.

Sorry, but I'm afraid I'll have to cancel

our date.

No, it won't be too late.

We'll go out Thursday night, okay?

I will.

You too, huh?

I'll see you later.

You too.

Okay, bye now.

To go or not to go, that is

the question.

Oh, yes.

As I sped towards that mine shaft, little

knowing what awaited me there, I knew I

felt like I was going to get shafted.

Yes, as I drew near, the sun was

going down.

As I looked out in one of these

shafts, I wasn't going to get it.

Was I going to catch it?

Well, I got out of my car, gingerly

closed the door, picked up my camera, and

strode up to the nearest abandoned farmhouse, or

whatever it was.

I went over to the door and knocked.

Hello?

Anybody home?

Hello?

Well, I knew right then and there there

was nobody home, particularly when I looked and

saw that the building had fallen in.

Well, I knew this wasn't the place.

However, I wanted to check it out further,

and I...

Oh, I'm sorry.

I saw a couple in there.

I didn't mean to interrupt.

So, I couldn't believe what I saw.

Well, okay, I'll go to the other end

of the field, because I'm sure there was

something else around here that was waiting for

me.

I left my camera because I didn't feel

that I could take the proper pictures.

I had to find the gentleman I was

looking for, a Mr. Alucard.

Funny name.

Funny place to be met by someone.

Well, I knew it was important.

So, as I strode along, my strider I

choose, I was striding toward what I strode

to be, the hole in the side of

the moon.

I entered.

I called, Hello?

Anybody here?

Somebody called me?

Hmm.

I wonder who was calling.

I think I'll go out and check.

Door closed.

Well, now, I wonder who's out there.

Hello?

Anybody here?

Why?

Good evening.

Damn!

He scared me.

Scared the hell out of me.

Oh, what do you think?

I thought I was checking out the place,

and I didn't hear you come in.

But now that you're here...

Yeah, well, my name is Mike Waters, and

I was looking for the bathroom.

Oh, how do you do?

I'm sorry, but we don't have good bathing

facilities here.

But, uh...

What did you say?

Huh?

I said we don't have good places for

going here in the shaft.

But I want you to know that, uh...

Why, you talk funny.

You really do.

Well, don't worry about it.

I want you first to look, give a

look at my beautiful, beautiful...

What did you say?

Where am I from?

Look at my thing.

Isn't that a pretty thing?

Hey, that's beautiful.

Sure is.

Gee, man.

Yes.

You do turn me on.

I got something for you to do.

Gee, that's pretty.

What do you say?

All right, take my hand, and you will

find I'm a stranger in paradise.

Come this way, please.

Now, this is the living room.

It's not much to look at, and it's

not much to see.

But I guess when I get a couple

more things in, it'll look all right.

But don't be too critical.

We all got to start out someplace.

Now, these I picked up when I was

over in the old country.

Yeah.

Gee, we got bookend fire cases.

Or is it fire cases bookends?

I don't know.

Well, anyway.

Oh, those guys are real nuts.

No, don't think that.

Uh, what we gonna do here, I'm going

to make you a deal.

I want for you to go out and

get me every night a different girl.

You like to do that for me, hmm?

Hmm?

You would have fun.

What's left over, I'll give you.

I'm going to make you a checkleman.

And this is the place you report in

every night.

That's right.

You got that?

I want for you to bring me a

girl every night.

And I'll make you from a novice checkleman,

I will promote you as you do good.

This guy's got to be kidding.

Oh, and I'll go along with him.

Okay, that's very good.

Now, you got your orders straight, hmm?

Now, when you wake up, you ain't gonna

remember nothing but you heard in this place.

Okay, you got that, boy?

Okay.

One girl every night, a little fresh blood

on the side, and I make you a

good checkleman.

But I'm going to give you a name

first.

Irving.

You like that?

Irving Checkleman.

That's what I'm going to call you from

now on.

Irving Checkleman.

Okay, whatever you say.

That's good.

I'm glad you understand.

And on the way out...

All right.

Oh, God, I'd be glad to get out

an Irving Checkleman.

Don't forget, Irving.

One girl.

On the full moon time.

Bye!

Hurry back!

Oh, that's...

That's gonna be...

I'm gonna have a good time now.

All right.

Get up, Red.

Get up, Red.

Well, we'll take a little snooze before the

girls get here.

Okay.

Close me up.

That's it.

You're a good little...

I can't believe it.

I just can't believe it.

I don't know.

Maybe it's just a dream.

It should be a dream.

Well, I'm gonna go back and...

Check it out with the office.

I don't know.

Oh, boy, if I get a headache...

What I need is a drink.

Oh, well.

Irving Checkleman, that thing keeps going around in

my mind.

Oh, boy.

I probably checked out.

Hi, Mike.

Hey, you got a light?

Thank you.

Hey, it's too bad you had to work

overtime tonight.

Yeah, well, I could need the money.

Hey, I understand that you and that gal

you're running around with, you know, giggles.

You're gonna get married, huh?

I don't think so.

Okay, well, listen, you take care, man.

Yeah, that's what you get for staying up

late.

See you around, babe.

Yeah, okay, sure will.

Oh, well, good night's sleep.

Oh, man.

Oh, those stomach cramps.

Oh, I gotta find a toilet.

Oh, I have to go.

Oh, I hope I can make it.

Oh, God, I...

Oh, I know there's...

Oh, if I could just squeeze.

Squeeze, you devil.

Oh, I always need a toilet in the

morning.

Oh, God.

I'm gonna eat right here.

Squeeze.

Devil, devil.

Come here.

I have no

eyes.

Oh, no.

Irving Jackleman strikes again.

Oh, you're doing a good job, Irving.

Not bad for the first time.

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Listen, I'll take her from here.

I want two more for tonight.

One for dinner, one for supper.

Oh, this is a big one.

Oh, you got a little...

Oh, boy.

My first kill.

Come on, give me some more.

This is a big one.

Let's see, I'll stand around in the corner.

And now, you'll stand...

Kind of a heavy one.

Oh, thank you.

That's good.

That's good.

Oops, I can't get it over.

Put it in.

That's a good girl.

That's a nice lady.

Look at that.

Not bad for a novice gentleman.

Let's see, I'll take off this here.

Very nice, very nice.

Let me see.

Let me look something.

Oh, that's too bad.

Oh, my darling, have you seen the doctor

lately?

Don't be frightened.

Don't be frightened.

Here, don't you feel better?

You're lovely.

My goodness.

What a beautiful lady.

I'm going to introduce to you some joys

like you have never felt before in your

life.

That's right.

First of all, I'm going to feel all

over your body.

That's right.

Don't try to get away, you devil.

You're going to like it.

I'm going to kiss on you a little

bit here.

Right between the places here.

Oh, hello.

Very nice.

I'm going to go down and kiss you.

Pull on my belly button.

Yeah.

A little more, please.

Oh, you're all right.

Don't talk a jiggle.

That's it.

I'm going to give you...

I lost my contact.

It must be sticking to my skin sometimes.

Oh, you're a devil baby.

Now, what I'm going to...

I'm going to give you a kiss like

you wouldn't believe right here in your good

place.

Now, wasn't that nice?

Oh, I got me another one there.

Oh, you're wonderful.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, you...

I'm going to kiss you.

I'm going to kiss me.

I'm going to kiss me.

Yes, sir.

Let it go.

Yes, sir.

Rock-a-date-o-patie.

Rock-a-date-o-patie.

Hop-a-dee-go.

And away we go.

Ready.

It's Herming Jackal, boss!

Yeah, Herming Jackal.

That's nice again.

You're married to Gold?

Well, now we'll have to give you another

one, huh?

Oh, well.

Come to me, my melancholy baby.

Take it.

Oh, look, another one.

Ah, well.

This looks like a little better for the

fight.

You can't tell much with the clothes on.

Okay, you stand it down.

That's good, good lady.

Let's see what we got.

Oh, she don't got one.

Yeah, she don't.

Come up with that.

Put your hand about it.

That's tight, huh?

Is that too tight on you, hmm?

You look a little tired now, don't you?

I'll tie you up here.

See which one goes easier.

Yeah, this is the right one.

Good, yes.

Now, let's see what Irving Jekyllman brought me

this time.

I think he keeps up his good work.

I'm going to promote him to second-class

Jekyll.

Don't be alarmed, baby.

Oh, see, that's better than the first one,

I tell you that.

Oh, how do you like that?

I give you a little squeeze.

Excuse me, I've got to take this off.

I don't want it in the way.

What did you do to me?

What, you've got funny looking hair.

When was the last time you shampooed?

Squeeze again, squeeze.

It's yours.

Good.

I'm going to do the same thing with

the boys.

You'll love it, you will, you will, you

will.

Just keep telling yourself you like it, you

like it.

All right, all right.

See, that wasn't hard, was it?

No, you're right, it wasn't.

That's right, but you don't like it.

Let's see here.

Okay, this is better, this is not better.

Let's see.

Boy, I've got to get my glasses fixed.

I can't see nothing without my glasses.

Oh, there she is.

Oh, here.

Oh, look at that.

You like that, huh?

What are you knocking up on me for?

Boy, that's what you get for knocking garbage

on me.

Get out of my way.

Where did she go?

Over this way.

Here I come.

Ready or not, come.

You can't get away from me.

I got you.

Take off your clothes.

That's it, take them off.

I'll help you.

Don't startle, don't startle.

Like it, like it, like it.

Give me your hand there, all right.

Oh, where'd you go?

I can't see out of this thing.

That's nice, oh, that's good.

Don't go over there.

You like me, huh?

A little bit, maybe, huh?

Why, it's too hard.

All right, come here, I'll take your pants

off.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, I love you.

Right through the pants.

Oh, boy.

Oh, she's coming.

Yum, yum.

That's what it is.

Oh, she's coming around.

That's it.

Easy, yeah.

Now it's your turn.

Say, are you engaged or anything?

No.

I got a shave, though, you know.

You see, every once in a while I

get this way, you know.

Oh, it's terrible.

You like it, huh?

You like it?

My name is Irving Jekyllman.

What's yours?

I'm a novice Jekyllman.

You devil, you're playing hard to get, aren't

you?

Well, you have, crazy gypsy.

You know I mean it.

What are you doing tomorrow night, huh?

I just need my nails to dry.

Oh, okay, okay.

Let me give you a little kiss.

Just a little kiss.

Oh, well, it's back to novice Jekyllman again.

Oh, boy, I hope Count Alucard doesn't see

this.

Well, one final squeeze and I'm off.

Well, okay.

Just a little...

There.

It's too bad you can't enjoy this, huh?

Is this really how they give her an

official respiration?

Makes me breathe hard, though.

Oh, boy, it's like a log.

Thanks a lot.

She didn't even give me ring stamps.

Easy come, easy go.

Boy, they're going to make a hell of

a party, huh?

Trashy place.

Oh, boy.

A flat tire.

Another one.

Nobody around to save me.

We'll see.

Jack, not the trouble.

Good.

I'm going to sneak out here.

Oh, here comes a car.

Hi, honey.

Need a lift there, huh?

Listen, what do you mean by that?

Well, get in the car.

I've got car trouble, that's all.

Just go away and leave me alone.

You know you got car trouble.

Get in the car, I'll take you down

to the garage.

What, are you some kind of a masher

or something?

Boy, nuts.

That's all I got around this place, nuts

and more nuts.

Oh, boy, he blew it, he blew it.

Hi there, yes, may I help you?

I've got some car trouble, and I just

simply don't know how to fix it, and

this wind is killing me.

Yeah, well, gee, I'd love to help you

out, lady, but if you want to use

the restroom, that's fine, but I can't change

your tire.

Well, where's the telephone booth?

What?

The telephone booth.

It's over there, you see.

All right, thank you.

What can I do for you?

One gallon.

I've got to go to the ladies' room,

you'll pardon me.

Boy, do I pardon you.

I'm sorry.

Catch her when she comes out of the

restroom.

There, I'll get you.

Now, here she comes.

Now, if I could just...

Oh, damn!

Oh, there goes the lady's rope.

Oh, I've got me another, I've got me

another.

Oh, boy, will my, will my counts be

happy.

I'm over here, let me take this one,

here.

Oh, you have brought me another beauty.

Well, yeah, we call it that.

Don't be afraid, Allie.

Don't worry.

I am Count Dracula, which is our car

backwards.

So you can call me Allie.

Yeah.

Don't do that.

You see, that's just a sample.

That's a sample of what you're gonna get.

I'll take it now from here, please.

Oh, you like her?

You like her, Count?

You like her?

Can I get this one?

Can I have this one?

Oh, you take clothes off, huh?

Of course I'm going to take her clothes

off, you dummy!

Don't you worry, Allie.

What we're going to do on you is

good, Allie.

Joy.

Irving, you're doing better every time.

Don't you worry.

Now, my darling, why don't you come over

here and sit by...

Oh, we're going to play tag.

Come on.

I'm going to get you.

I'm it.

I'm it.

Yeah.

Oh, pull little BB shots right from the

book.

Hmm.

Hmm.

You're not going to do that to me,

huh?

You can't get away from me, you devil.

You'll never get away from me.

I got you.

You're it.

Where is that?

Right here.

Oh, here you find it.

Keep walking.

Oh!

Oh, God damn it.

Oh, what is it, Count?

Why is it they all go to sleep?

That's because you are not a good guy

yet.

You got to learn to learn where to

bite.

Bite on the other one.

Give her a bite like she wouldn't fucking

forget.

Huh?

Thought you were going to hang that one

up.

Thank you.

Oh, that's good, huh, boss?

That's good, huh?

Oh, yeah, I am tired.

I'm full.

Boy, am I full.

Well, now, let's see what we got going

on here now.

You know, you keep this up, you devil,

you, I'm going to make you a real

nice sum.

Are you hungry?

No?

Oh, that's too bad.

Well, I'll tell you what.

You take a rest, and maybe if he

gets another girl, she can be all yours.

Would you like that, hmm?

Sure would, Count.

Are you sure you're a count?

Well, I'm not sterile, but I'm a baron.

A little wit there.

A little wit.

Well...

Oh, yes.

You have done a good night's work.

You're a good boy.

Now, you go over there, and you're safe.

Keep the coin.

Well, did you have a good time tonight?

Yes.

Well, let's make ourselves comfortable, hmm?

All right.

Since what?

Well, it's yours, and you know it.

How's it, Mark?

Mark?

Well...

Susan, why don't I move in with you?

Wouldn't you like that?

Go over on the other side.

No, I wouldn't.

We could let her watch.

Why don't we, uh...

Why don't you get a little comfortable?

Don't you feel a little, uh, warm?

No.

Oh, no.

You're a teen, aren't you, hmm?

Kind.

Wouldn't that be swell?

Mm-hmm.

Just a minute.

I can't what?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Mercy.

Is your mother here tonight?

No, she's right behind you.

Watch Mommy.

Sit down, hmm?

Can you help

me?

What's the matter?

A little shaky?

Well, you know, you do things to me.

And I wish you would.

Doesn't that turn you on?

Bob, I'm sorry.

What's the matter?

What's the matter?

I guess I'm just not in the mood.

You just don't turn me on or something,

I don't know.

I don't turn you on.

I'm sorry.

Well, what do you think you do to

me?

You know, Susan, you make me sick.

Kiss my ass, bastard.

Larry?

Is that you?

Bob?

Oh, Larry.

What kind of joke is that?

You son of a thing.

Always playing a practical joke.

I'm sorry.

I really had a death tonight.

I'm so glad you're here.

Oh, Larry.

Oh.

Oh.

Larry, take that mask off.

Larry.

Larry.

You're not Larry.

Oh.

How you doing?

Oh, God, you look terrible.

And you?

Well, good night.

I don't know.

That hiring gentleman got me a couple of

bummies for the first couple.

Well, he'll whine when he comes.

I'll tell him a few things.

I wonder how come her hair is moving

in this cave.

That's strange.

Nothing else is moving.

I wonder why.

Hmm.

Good.

The other one makes me sick.

Open.

How do I get myself out of this?

Oh, boy.

I'm going to take a little snooze.

And wait for a gentleman, and I'll come

back.

So.

Oh.

All right, close the lid.

What's the matter, honey?

You don't look so good.

Oh, I've got a real bad headache.

I'll go get some cokes and something.

Two cokes, a couple of hot dogs, and...

What are you doing after the show?

Thank you.

Oops.

Oh, boy.

Oh, I feel terrible.

I spilled coke on me too.

Watch out.

Oh.

Gee, I wonder if I ought to go

to the bathroom first.

Oh, those cramps again.

Never should have eaten that Japanese food.

Oh, well.

Oh.

Oh, boy.

Oh!

I just dropped a little...

Oh, well, what can you expect from a

three-fingered claw?

Oh, God.

Coke is just going down the drain.

Hot dog, it's ruined.

Oh.

Oh!

Up soon.

I bet it's living gentleman's time.

Yeah, I can hear him out there sweating.

Better go check on the lovelies.

Boy, we're getting our good stock.

Of course, dog, thank you.

We're on a good way.

Ah, let me see.

Fly away.

Fly away.

Fly...

What's the next word?

Aha!

I'm hiving again.

Hiving gentleman is going to strike something.

Mm-hmm.

Where did I leave the car?

Hmm, I wonder what's taking him so long.

Oh, these shorts are too tight.

They make me walk funny.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Come to me, my Melvin Coke.

There you are.

There, what you got me this time?

No, this for me.

That is not.

I shall take that one.

That's very good what you're doing, Melvin.

You're a good boy, you're a good gentleman.

Very soon when we get a good stock,

with a younger gentleman here, we could be

a good business.

Oh, did you see that?

With the magic.

Mm-hmm.

She's the best one yet.

Let me take her for her.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, what's the good ones he keeps for

himself?

Well, I don't think that's fair.

Oh, darling.

You're mine, you little devil.

You little horse.

You little horse of Washington Square.

I'm going to kiss on you.

Mm-hmm.

You don't think I take off in Brooklyn?

Look at that.

This damn Melvin keeps getting in the way.

Well, I kiss the Melvin, why not?

It's been a good family, huh?

Is that cold?

Mm-hmm.

I bet that tickle on you.

Oh, say, you feel good.

Hey, come on now.

Come on, Count, that's mine.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Melvin, he hits.

Boy, I told you.

I mean, I give you a hit like

you haven't got before.

Oh, what is this?

I was only trying to give my girl

here.

What?

I bring you, you keep all the good

ones for yourself, yeah?

You're a dummy, Count.

You're no Count.

That's what you are, no Count.

Oh!

Look what you did, I mean, you let

her escape, you dumb chickleman.

Boy, it's back to novice for you.

I'll just have to make sure you let

me host, too.

I've got to get away from here.

What kind of a party is this anyway?

Hee-hee-hee!

Ooh, ooh!

Hee-hee-hee!

I'm going to get you.

I'll put you down here a little bit,

make you comfy.

Would you like a little warm coffee or

something?

Maybe a glass of tea?

Maybe a can of peanuts when you wake

up?

Well, you just rest here a while.

I got some things to do.

Every time I put a cape on, I

feel like a chicken.

There now, if it'll bother you, I'll give

you a kiss a little bit.

Bring you two.

Oh, come on.

I mean, stay away when I'm trying to

do a little thing here.

You ever had it with a full dress

suit on before, hmm?

This is class.

I told you, I mean, when I tell

you stay away, stay away!

He did it again, look at that.

What a, what a push.

I have to give him a hit with

a rock or something.

I know what I'll do, I'll have a

rock.

That's what I need, a rock.

Go over and give him a hit, like

he wouldn't believe.

Easy, boom!

Now, how you like that, Irving Jekyll, man?

Now, maybe I'll leave me alone.

So, I'm gonna go out with the fresh

air and look.

But, but, but, I'm gonna give a look

up in the sky.

It's a beautiful black sky, and I'm going

to feel so good.

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, he did it!

The heavens, oh, I'm going to dissolve.

I'm going to turn into something terrible.

You wouldn't believe, I look up.

Oh, look at all of that crazy bit

in the sky with the light.

Oh, you wouldn't believe it.

Oh, I'm going to give it my all.

But, into the casket, casket, oh, casket.

Oh, slit, I am your dummy lady.

Oh, oh.

Oh, I wonder who his interior decorator was.

Oh, oh.

I'll have to send that to the cleaners.

Mike?

Mike?

What are you doing here?

Oh, my God, what a hit.

Oh, my head.

Seems like it's just a bad dream.

More like a nightmare.

But, you know, now that we're here, I've

been, I've been wanting to do this for

a long time.

All right.

Have you ever gone into the cave before?

Come on, let's give it a whirl, shall

we?

Oh, it may, may build up my lagging

spirits.

Oh, Mike, I've been wanting you to do

this for so long.

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